No one:
Literally no one:
Wally, at all times inside his head: Family. I love them. They are my everything. I would die for them. I would kill for them. I would live for them. They are my everything and I am nothing without them.
Wally, 24/7 nonstop broadcasting within his noggin: I had terrible parents but my Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris showed me parental love and now I strive to be the best dad I can be. I'm also going to be the best husband.
Wally, can't stop wont stop: I love my wife so much. Look at her. She's so smart and pretty and talented. I hope my kids take after her. God. Have I mentioned that I love my kids? I think this is the best part of my life. I could stay like this forever. Pause time and live this moment on repeat. I have to keep going though. I have to experience this. They grow up so fast. I love-
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in the small sff section in the bookstore today and a bookseller came over and started giving me recommendations (he seemed bored so I let him) but he started with j*y kristoff and I was like oh......yeah nah I've heard far too many bad things about that man. and then he's like the n*me of the wind? .... I regret to inform you that is another man I have Heard Things About. everything else he pointed out seemed to be similar white dude fantasy books I doubt I'd be interested in and then robin hobb which I have some respect about even if I'm not interested in reading them at this point. at least he didn't point me to sjm which took up like 1/6 of the shelf
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Give me a second. Rewriting my brain to only think of Dan as “Van”
As you should
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very important to me that in all of the variations of where their own seperate stories end up, it’s oathbreaker shri’iia/spawn astarion the one that stays together - as in they stay together for shri’iia’s entire lifespan bc they’re like 🤞 locked in. the other three variations go up in flames. oathbreaker shri’iia/ascended astarion breaks up after he ascended bc what he did goes against her oath and she spends the rest of her life hunting him down trying to kill him that it becomes a little game between them, devotion shri’iia/spawn astarion she love bombs and gaslights him so bad bc she wants to forever devote herself to him. but he’s like actually I deserve better than this im gonna leave you and she’s like the png you’re not rockin with me??? im gonna kms. devotion shri’iia/ascended astarion most rancid couple alive they’re doing the world a favour by containing that toxicity within themselves bc I def think he’ll get tired of her ass after a few hundred years (that’s being generous) and he wants to replace her bc he can have anything and anyone he wants HES theeee vampire lord but she can’t have that btw not when she’s devoted to forever worshipping him like no baby she’s it ..! and she gone girls his ass and ruins his life so no one can have him and he’ll resent her and they’ll stew in that resentment and disgust and hate and love for eternity 🫶
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I'm suspicious of people who don't like Thomastair. Like why do you hate hope, man, why do you hate joy
Fr, fr, why do you hate happiness. Are you so afraid you’ll never experience that happiness. Are you so afraid you’ll be swept away by a wave while looking for a conch shell of happiness that you won’t go to the beach? Are you so afraid you’ll never feel see that elusive sparkle of love peaking out from behind a cloud that you shake your fist at the suns rays and run for the closure of your bitterness when the sky starts to darken?
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