#Asian Candy online

[asianfoodgrocerusa]

Top 10 Asian Candy Online Back from Your Childhood

Nobody can deny being captivated by Asian culture, even though we may never completely get the attraction of schoolgirls or peace signs. Why does Sailor Moon wear those spherical hair ornaments? Are there really water dragons, and if so, are they friendly? These alluring characteristics are present in the Asian Candies and snacks as well as the Land of the Rising Sun has created some of the oddest candies in the whole globe that is famous as Asian Candy.

Add some Asian candies as well as Aggretsuko Snacks some to the Easter egg hunt this year to take the tradition to the next level! Because they'll still be haunted by eating fish-flavored snacks, your kids will love trying something new, and you won't have to listen to them whine about how they prefer dark chocolate to milk the next year. With one of these fantabulous Asian candy online, give your children teh taste of your childhood in an unique way with these Asian Candy Online:

Takoyaki Gummy

What one doesn't enjoy a hot octopus fritter? You may now take these goodies with you everywhere you go. Japanese evil geniuses decided to turn the flavours of heated octopus, green onions, bread crumbs, ginger, and mayo into candies. According to online data, it doesn't taste particularly fishy, so ardent seafood eaters will need to find another source of enjoyment because this candy will make your day and mouthfull of sweetness with Asian Candy online.

KitKat

You've been eating these chocolate-covered wafers all your life, but did you know that Japan also sells them in a range of dubious flavours? You may sample baked potato, soybean, cherry blossom, macha tea, pumpkin, French salt, and a variety of other foods. Just don't tell Gramps about it; he's still a fan of the oldie but goodie.

Popin' Cookin' Homemade Candy Sushi

Fish isn't your thing? Make your own sweet sashimi instead of eating the barely alive fishy pals you'll get in Japanese eateries and this is one of a tastiest Aggretsuko Snack. While it may not be particularly conventional, you will nonetheless be as joyful as a living clam. These sugary delicacies are interactive, so your child can go wild creating inventive rolls that would make even the most skilled sushi chef cry with delight.

Collagen Gummi Candy

Botox is just for avian use. This is one goodie from Little Mary Sue's basket that you'll want to steal. She's only four, yet her skin still has a very young appearance. To avoid needing collagen injections in your face, stuff collagen candies in your mouth. Okay, so it won't have a significant impact on your skin, but it will taste good! There are several flavours of gummy collagen candy available, so you can certainly find one that matches your preferences. Anyone for "fruit and veg"?

Shin-Chan Butt Pudding with Crayons

Crayon Shin-Chan, a cunning youngster who loves to moon people, is a legendary figure in the manga world. With the help of this oddly delectable butt pudding mould, you can now enjoy the full moon in the comfort of your own kitchen. Commenters claim that it has a flavour that is slightly reminiscent of vanilla, which begs the question: How did the producers tie vanilla to hineys?

CaféCat: A Set of Adorable Cat Marshmallows

Are you sick of seeing your kids crawl around the floor requesting milk bowls? Appease your daughter with these charming marshmallow cats before she grows up and becomes a cat lady. These cat-themed accessories are ideal for cocoa mugs and will keep your youngsters occupied even after Easter.

Meiji Gummy Candy

Check out the variety of gummy items from renowned candy company Meiji if you're a fan of Asian candies Along with their colourful gummy candy, these little Japanese cola bottles are among our favourites. While these peach-flavored gummies are infused with white peach juice and 2,800 mg of collagen to increase skin elasticity, these chewy grape-flavored sweets mix the sweet and acidic flavours of genuine grape juice.

Pocky 

Pocky, crunchy biscuit sticks covered in chocolate, have been one of the most well-liked snack foods in Japan ever since the Glico firm first offered them to customers in the 1960s. Other flavours outside the standard chocolate include strawberry, banana, cookies and cream, and green tea.

Some of our favourite Pocky products include the delicious milk chocolate and roasted almond-coated Almond Crush Chocolate Sticks, as well as their adult variations like the Amber Chocolate Sticks, which go great with whisky, and the Megami no Ruby Pocky, which have cheese, black pepper, clove, and three different berry aromas for pairing with red wine.

Black Thunder

Black Thunder bars are portable, pocket-sized chocolate treats that include rice puffs and chocolate-dipped biscuit bits. This Asian Candy has a variety of flavors to enjoy with easy to eat as chocolate bars, which are available in almost every convenience store in Japan and if you are living outside Japan you can get it by ordering Asian Candy online. In addition to the traditional chocolate taste, you can also get them in matcha and in a variation with bits of melted French butter within.

[genderqueerdykes]

i understand they're not for everyone, but i do think a lot of people who are primarily exposed to queerness through online discourse would benefit from going to a queer bar and experiencing other queers having fun with each other in a distinctly queer way. i had been looking to attend a kink night at a queer bar for a while, and I finally got to go to one last night, and i'm very glad that i did. I was fortunate that the bar I went to had CBD drinks, so I could enjoy myself despite not being able to drink alcohol

there was an old woman with a rollator who set up at a table right next to the stage with free candy and snacks for everyone, but especially for the drag performers. I found that a lot of people there ended up calling her mom. she gave me a kiss on the cheek and told me to get home safe as I was leaving. she told me she'd see me next weekend, see was there every week.

there were adults of all ages there it was an underwear & animal play night, and the house was busy. drag queens and kings, bears, pups, bunnies, cats, leather people and all kinds of vanilla folks showed up. people in collars and harnesses, in jockstraps and leather briefs, on leashes, being lead around on their hands and knees. there were drag performances all throughout the nights and some of the queens included BDSM elements into their performances

i spent the night dancing with the leather puppy boys including an FTM pup who became my friend, some extremely cute old men with white hair and glittery shorts, a middle aged asian man in tiny black undies who really got into the music, an older man who looked like Freddie Mercury who was wearing tiny undies with pink straps and tall pink pumps, a lesbian couple who were fiercely making out most of the night, and a very tall person wearing a shirt that said "stay queer as fuck" with glittery rhinestoned shoes.

i saw a lot of people who were unafraid to be themselves. a lot of people who were willing to show this small slice of the world who they are, their authentic self, no matter what that meant. no one did anything that invaded my boundaries by being their authentic selves. others being loud and proud about themselves didn't drown me out. i felt more like it was okay to be who i was, too. dancing with the pups helped me realize that i'm ready to get into pup play, after questioning if it was for me for years. the exposure was healthy, it's hard to know certain things for sure until you actually put yourself out there

it's not an environment for everyone, i get that. but in whatever ways you can find it exposure to other queers in person is lifesaving, especially when you are having fun. sitting and meeting with each other and discussing what it means to be queer is important, but having fun together in a queer way is literally vital to our health and well being. just talking about being queer all the time won't nourish your soul. experiencing queer fun is necessary, especially when it comes to adults. we're need to and are allowed to have fun with each other in a distinctly queer way. it's important to embrace it when and where possible, in whatever ways make sense for you.

you'll feel a lot less self conscious when you see other people happily flying their freak flag, too

[petitprincegabriel]

133 million followers, 670 million likes on her TikTok videos, 97.1k followers on Instagram. Million likes, 133 million followers, and over 300 million fans, fans that pay money to watch her online on Douyin app. She’s estimated to have a net worth of $7 million…. This is what you can get with this kind of outstanding "talents" … !!!! ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇳

Asian Sweet Eyes Candies 🍭💦❤️

[waitmyturtles]

1) CHERRY MAGIC (episode 2) IS SO GOOD, I HAVE TO COVER MY MOUTH AND KEEP MY MEEPS FROM BEING TOO LOUD

2) GOD, TAYNEW! New is SMASHING THIS.

3) The wonderful @so-much-yet-to-learn and I had a discussion a couple months ago about the stylistic and rumored decisions to not have Kurosawa and Adachi (Machida Keita and Akaso Eiji) kiss in the Japanese Cherry Magic adaptation. The rumors (only seen online and not at all confirmed with primary sources) were that Machida's and Adachi's agencies were not supportive of the two having an on-screen smooch. We also considered the public vs. private taboos of public displays of affection in Japanese society and art, which differ from those in other Asian countries (like Thailand).

It's not known if the two actors felt differently about not kissing. At least Machida's agency, Gekidan Exile/Exile Tribe, has provided quite the number of actors in other Japanese BLs who have acted out many more deeds on screen, from Candy Color Paradox to Tokyo in April Is..., and more.

But I think part of the campy gloriousness of the Japanese Cherry Magic adaptation was, in fact, the lack of kissing, and the sensual acting around the indication of that kissing, from Kurosawa's eagerness and his constant struggle to control his emotions, to Adachi's discomfort-to-acceptance-and-happiness journey. There was tremendous communication in their body and verbal language that got them to their happy ending in the series, and to not have the actual kiss was, for me, dramatically satisfying for how that decision was supported through the excellent acting and the painstaking details of the show.

So, for so many of us, as we learned that TayNew would take up this mantle in Thailand last year, we were like -- alright, NOW we are going to get the kisses, right?

And at least for now, we haven't, which makes me wonder a bit. We saw Kurosawa's lips touch Adachi's forehead in Japan,

and Karan's lips were hidden by Achi's fluffy bangs in Thailand.

Does New need some texturizing, or was this on purpose? (I'm CACKLING, poor Tay, look at that hair in his FACE, omg.)

If this was a stylistic nod to Japan? Then... well done, because at least I noticed it, and kinda loved it. We know (WE KNOWWWW, heh heh, thank you, Kiss Me Again and Dark Blue Kiss) what TayNew are capable of, and I just loved this little moment of subtlety here in Cherry Magic, because we don't actually know what we're going to get later this series.

Because I am a fucking simp for all things Cherry Magic, I also noted the slight changes in how Karan approached Achi on the rooftop later that night, as compared to Kurodachi. Honestly, I am SO ENJOYING these different approaches, and only note these simply by way of how I'm loving Machida's acting versus that of Tay.

Kurosawa on the rooftop was a ball of NERVES, man.

Whereas it almost seemed like Tay's Karan was silently joyful, with smiles playing at the edges of his lips, to be so close to Achi and having this conversation about the dinner game.

These are NOT the greatest screenshots, but if I could gif, I would try to capture how the corner's of Tay's mouth in that last screenshot just uplifted slightly. This wasn't a moment of shock and nerves; this was a moment of OMG OMG OMG EEEEEE THIS IS MY TIMEEEEE.

(EDITING TO ADD: I’m such a dunce! I should have known the gif makers were already on this — and the gorgeous deity @liyazaki captured Tay’s mouf perfectly. That giddiness in the last gif!)

And in their acting? I love BOTH APPROACHES so much. Because both approaches are well within the emotional range of the moment that we're experiencing with them.

We're departing from the Japanese dorama next week in content, and I cannot wait to see where we go. GMMTV gave us some holiday gifts in Last Twilight and Cherry Magic airing on Fridays and Saturdays, no?

[octuscle]

Bro, I always go on grindr and watch all this good looking gay muscular Koreans in the map (im in germany). They are on the Otter side of the world... I overcame myself and wrote to someone to maybe get a photo or two. But he immediately freaked out and told me he would show me what it would be, to be just an eye candy to someone else... I've been feeling very strange ever since, as if something was happening to me. Do you know what's happening here?

Lunch break. Finally you find a little distraction. Eating always helps you. You can tell by the paunch you carry around that you need help a lot. Of course, you're sitting alone in the cafeteria again. And you're secretly surfing Grindr on your cell phone for lots of unavailable guys. But today you get a surprisingly large number of positive messages. All well and good, but you want to go for a walk before you have to go back to your desk. So you finish your salad with turkey breast and take another spin around the block. Including the evening run, your goal is to get 20,000 steps.

Back at the office, you close the door behind you. Sure, that's not okay during work, but you've never had so many chat requests. Your account literally explodes. Damn, was your profile name always hot_otter_dick? Sure, that's also your channel at OnlyFans. It's time for a live stream again. Turn on the camera and unbutton your shirt. You ask into the camera, grinning, whether the other lads out there are also so hot. You run your hand over your chest. Shit, where does this new self-confidence come from? Actually, you would never show your flabby chest online. Especially not when you're at work. Take it easy! Flabby? Good one! You have countless laps in the pool to thank for your slim and firm body. And it's your job to show off your chest. That's why you've set up your little studio at home.

"Lads, do you agree that it's time to trim the fur again?" The news is all over the place. Your fans love it when you trim your chest hair on camera. Don't shave it off. A little bit always has to stay. Otters are otters.

Shit, today some of your fans are really pushy and brazen. You should shake your ass, you should show your dick… Mostly Asians. Sure, with them it's already night, sitting jerking off in front of the screen. And with you is just early afternoon… Of course, this is all pure meat show… But you earn your money with it. And you earn not little…

After trimming your chest hair you go to the pool. It's not yours, of course. But it's good to have rich friends. You are pleasing to them. And you take advantage of it. Of course, in principle, you have become a whore. But let's not fool ourselves: There is not much going on with your brain, you will never be much more than eye candy for a wealthy audience.

Otter found @rawworld

[lxh-arts]

Biu Kitchen - Snowy Mooncake

( >◇< )BI~BIU! 🥮

Ingredients:

Snowy mooncake:

Osmanthus custard filling

cream cheese 100 g

1 egg

milk 50 g

caster sugar 50 g

cornstarch 15 g

butter 5 g

dried osmanthus flowers, to taste

Candied osmanthus flowers, to taste

*Enough for 6 mooncakes

Snow skin:

Snow skin premix powder 200 g [see TN]

water 200 g

Coloring powder

[TN: snow skin premix powder can be purchased online or from Asian food stores. Recipes are also available online to make your own.]

Coloring powders:

Pumpkin powder /vegetable carbon

strawberry powder/Butterfly pea flowers

matcha powder/cocoa powder

*Choose whatever filling you want

Recipe:

Step 1. Snow skin

Pour boiling water into the snow skin premix powder and mix with spatula until combined.

Tint the dough with the coloring powders and wrap with plastic wrap.

Step 2. Osmanthus custard filling (makes 6 fillings)

Mix together all ingredients except the osmanthus flowers. Transfer to nonstick pan and stir over low heat, then pour into the dried osmanthus flowers and stir until combined.

Divide the custard into portions of about 25 g each. Poke a small indentation into the custard ball and place a small amount of sugar into the indentation to heighten the osmanthus flavor.

Place the fillings into the refrigerator to chill until used.

Step 3. Filling the mooncakes

Enclose 25 g of osmanthus filling in 25 g of yellow-colored snow skin and pinch closed. Shape gently into an oval. Mix a small amount of brown dough.

Use a pastry bag to pipe out Bidiu's eyes and attach them to his face. Use a knife to cut the shapes of Bidiu's mouth and attach them to his face.

Use 15 g of yellow dough to form Bidiu's ears. Attach them to his head with a little water and you're done!

☆ When adding the coloring powder to the dough, you can add a few drops of condensed milk to make the mixing easier.

The cream cheese should be brought to room temperature beforehand.

The prepared mooncakes should be kept refrigerated and consumed within 3 days.

[morethansalad]

Taiwanese Peanut & Cilantro Ice Cream Roll (Vegan)

Ingredients

TARO ICE CREAM (OPTIONAL)

2 c. packed cooked peeled taro

2 c. plus 3 tablespoons water

1 c. granulated sugar

3 tbsp. tapioca starch

ASSEMBLY

4 spring roll pastry wrappers (found in Asian groceries or online)

8 tbsp. finely chopped Chinese peanut brittle candy (ideally made with maltose and peanuts, like this and this; corn syrup-based peanut brittle like this will also work), divided

8 scoops taro or store-bought vanilla ice cream, divided

8 sprigs cilantro, divided

TARO ICE CREAM (OPTIONAL) 

Step 1: In a blender, puree taro and 2 cups water until smooth. Transfer mixture to a medium saucepan and cook over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally, until hot, 8 to 10 minutes. 

Step 2: In a small bowl, mix starch and 3 tablespoons water. Pour slurry into warm taro mixture and stir until well combined. Add granulated sugar and stir until dissolved. Continue to cook over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally, until mixture has bubbled and thickened slightly, 2 to 3 minutes. Remove from heat, transfer to an airtight container, and let cool completely.

Step 3: Cover and freeze at least 3 hours or up to overnight.

Step 4: Let ice cream sit at room temperature about 10 minutes before scooping.

ASSEMBLY

Step 1: Spread a wrapper on a flat surface. Sprinkle 2 tablespoons candy over wrapper. Place 2 scoops ice cream horizontally side by side in center of wrapper. Arrange 2 sprigs cilantro alongside.

Step 2: Working from the bottom and tucking in the sides, roll wrapper around fillings into a tight, burrito-like roll. 

Step 3: Repeat with remaining ingredients to make 4 rolls. Serve immediately.

[sjw-publishings]

JUST CHILLAX NOOB

———

1K Special, well almost 1K at this time. But I finished LOADING the story online and this impatient zoomin’ TF just can’t wait!

Do read the prequel A Shift in Attractions as well as Chastize Thy Son as it does tie into the Camp Christening series. Links underlined below.

A Shift in Attractions.

Chastize Thy Son

I would link more but there’s a whole bunch! Scroll down both @dumb-and-jocked and my pages for the rest of the series and tons of other exciting stuff!

———

“Wah…you’ll gonna love it brother…made it fresh and LIT!”

The businessman eyed at the Asian College student that walked up to counter of the ‘E- Cafe’. Holding a bottle of milky white substance as it bubbled impatiently like the go-getter Zoomer that held it.

The forty-five year old man couldn’t help but envy at the sight of a young, youthful guy fresh in college. Being able to dress so easily in just a simple tee and shorts is a leisure he didn’t really have for a long time, save at home when he wasn’t having a meeting or a date.

Which was kind of why he was here today, a sort of meeting/date with his fiancé, in order to set the record straight on finances, company-policies and what not, grown-up business stuff that has to be taken care of despite their love for one another.

He had lived long enough to know to always be careful as a wealthy businessman.

“Yeah, Dad was so proud of me, man!”

Of course…sometimes he wishes to that he could have just returned to that young adult naivety and relax.

Sure the college asian was far from the most spectacular looking guy, especially with those incredibly irresistible pastors he’d peeked online from the nearby camp, but the man at was still really handsome.

In his gamer-filled splendour, short simple cut and beady eyes, the engaged man wished it was already the bachelor’s party…so that he would have an excuse to be gushing over the mandarin E-Boi who walked up to him with a swagger.

An overwhelming cheekiness only further captured his heart, he didn’t even question why he felt so overly drawn to the guy, taking yet another whiff of that thick waft of sports cologne, invading his nostrils and his thoughts as he succumbed to its wearer.

“Eh Bro! You’ve gotta try this mocktail man…it’ll help you Hetfix and CHILL…!”

Sadly, despite being more than twice the size and weight of the other male, Jax Schmidt’s simply fell putty to the Asian E-boi’s recommendation, allowing the cheeky guy to usher him into the gamer bar.

Maybe he could get him interning at his company. Surely his partner wouldn’t mind some eye candy now and then.

All he had to do was find out his name…

“What’s the drink called?”

Of course, in his dazed stupor, he spotted the waiter bring over said drink in a cylindrical glass. Filled to the brim with translucent red liquid, and a huge milky settlement at the bottom, oddly bubbling and creamy flavouring.

At least he thought it was flavouring.

But its better to just find out himself, right? As the young man brought the drink to his palms, gently holding it, as he in turn placed his lips on the straw, finding out his destiny.

“Just Chillax, Noob…”

With such reassurance, the businessman suctioned in the liquid, tasting traces of raspberries and energy drinks alongside several other flavours that was mixed in the drink. However, there was one particular ingredient in which he absolutely adored.

The sweet and salty bubbling cream.

There wasn’t any alcohol in it…and yet he felt even more fogged up than one of his wine testing sessions. Like sweet and salty youthfulness combined into one, yet also exotic, oriental….and oddly familiar?

Almost as if he was drinking the zoomer’s se-

“Oh shyt…didn’t mix it well enough…”

Looking down at his drink, noticing he drink a considerable fifth or so of it. But notably being that the bubbling settlement being fully gone, leaving behind the raspberry soda energy drink as he placed it down on the table.

Laying back, an overwhelming dizziness surged within him like no other, as he struggled to glance at the asian man, who looked as sheepish as ever.

“Well…Have fun Brotha!”

With that, the college student gave him a good pat on the shoulder, and dashed off out of sight.

…

…What?

Did he scare him off? But he felt so…sluggish, so…lazy even. He didn’t feel like getting up, all he wanted to do was to just…

Just Chillax~

Grip, grip….

Laying back lazily on the couch, one hand gripping his privates shamelessly, mouth agape in its dazed-out stupor, not sparing his grown-up drool from dripping down as he gazed over on the messy coach.

Turning to his left, spotting an odd uncapped bottle nearly-identical to the one that zoomer had earlier. Alongside a bunch of plastic bags, a laptop and a really cool looking backpack.

…Wait…was this his stuff? Didn’t he have a suitcase filled with papers and…his laptop? Yeah in his backpack was his laptop, and he’d brought alongside a bunch of junk food in case he got hungry or something. It was quite irresponsible for him not to bring the physical copies of the agreements, but everything’s done digitally nowadays anyway right?

Just Chillax…

BZZT

Picking up the phone on his right, as he winced at the stickiness of it, as though it was slathered with fresh lotion…or maybe he had really sweaty palms just now. A familiar sweet and salty raspberry scent wafted around his nostrils as he brought his Cisdroid Pro up front.

Odd, he could’ve sworn he had a more liberal model…but a man like him had to always be up to date with technology right?

BLIP!

>Darling: Hey hun…sorry I’ll be sort of late, got an urgent call with a client

Mr Schmidt frowned.

For some reason, he felt kinda pissed at his fiancé’s message. Not out of punctuality or anything, he understood they were both busy men and had to jerk now and then but…

Jerk? He must be more annoyed than he thought.

Continually kneading his manhood, still frustrated and quite dry despite being pent. No eye candy and no fiancé to gush over, his re-igniting hormones desperately needed something to focus onto, right after responding back to-

‘Amung Os: Update finished’

Press…

His thumb instinctively pressed the notification, almost like a daily habit for the man as an iconic mobile game flashed into play, engulfing the whole screen as a flashy animation of the ‘Brothamates’ inside a spaceship blasted on the screen.

He normally doesn’t play games, but this one…felt different! Loosening his Windsor knot, he began to sink deeper in his seat, getting into the mood of relaxing, although his new office tie seemed to be much thinner…redder, and more plastic than it was before.

Whatever, he can complain to the tailor later right now he wanted to try-

Press-

“AMUGOS!”

“AMUGOS!”

Loud boisterous jeers came from the app, connecting to the other ‘Playahs’ as the lobby filled up in an instant, blasting as his earbuds popped right into both of his ears, giving him a full HD-sound definition of these Boiz.

Not sure when he got those red cheap elastic headphones, but its far less itchy than a stuffy old man’s tie.

Invigorating, smoothing out the wrinkles on his forehead. And man…was it igniting a fire in his sack, he might have just turned forty, but man listening to men like his young cheeky acquaintance Ben just makes him feel like a decade younger.

Wait…the college guy’s name was Ben? Did he manage to get his number just now? And the more important question, FORTY? Surely a Fag like him ain’t that THAT OLD! …Not saying its wrong or anything! But could’ve sworn he was just in his late thirties as a top-level manager.

Wait, did he just refer to himself as a f-?

-YOU ARE A FAGPOSTER-

The game began with a thunderous uproar, as his heart sank. Oh Shyt-! Like how Benjamin would slur. He was not immature…or at least THAT immature, but his mind instantly reeled at the term used to describe his given role in the game…

He definitely should be more angry and upset that the game had such used such a term, but spending time with Ben really made him…Just Chillax about it.

Its just ‘shyt talk’ between bros after all, sure there’s abit of aggression, but there’s nothing gay about it!

Wait a minute…

“Pink’s Butt-Peach looking kinda sus.”

“Yeah DAMN, like a woman’s!”

“Got any girl gamers in our group?”

Joax flushed, literally pink out of embarrassment as he continued to edge himself further, and further. Palms de-matured themselves onward. Wrinkled skin smoothening out to fresh palms and nimble fingers, built for fast reflexes. Like gaming!

His buddy Benjamin said he could be really great at it after all. Heh! Maybe he had a chance! For a quick release.

“…I’m a guy..-“

“GAY!”

“HOMO!”

“FAGPOSTER!!!!”

Almost immediately, every other player unanimously voted for the gay dude, sending him out of the Brothaship.

YOU LOSE FAG, TRY AGAIN! 10, 9, 8….

An obnoxious pop-up air-horned right up in his ear-drums, heart-pumpin’ yet still makes his D-throbbin’. Startled, yet Ironically snapping the man more outta his dazed state.

“Ugh…shyyyyt! I’ll win the next one…!”

The middle-manager slurred, grinning. It honestly felt good speakin’ like that. His bud Benjamin was right! Office life can be such a drag sometimes. But being around all these zoomin’ college boiz really refreshes your system.

Slouching his back, screwin’ his posture like what some older dudes like tellin’ him. Spinal chord contracting something whatever! He is already sorta above 6ft…which was kinda a weird flex but made him stand out for the wrong reasons.

His complexion tho, the rumours around camp christening were TRU! Spending time around those asians does ‘orientate’ your body!

Peachiness melting into a more light-tanned tone down his fingers. Was he part asian? That made sense! The interns told him so! And they were right! They were sooo meant for gaming! It was just like him!

Man was it worth skipping his duties to spend time with those interns. Playing mobile games on their phone and yelling a lot was his JAM, simple but ‘Duckin Ez’ as the young college men kept growling.

And therefore it should be simple enough to win…

-AMUNG OS!-

“Heheh…Amugos…Os…”

Rekindling grunts, sophistication giving way to stupidity as buttons began fusing in the middle, collar reattaching to the outer layer to form a more trendy outlook.

Silk giving away to a rougher, stereotypical material, pants tightening alongside his constricted thighs, as his belly sunk down towards a gut for a more Chillax approach to his diet.

Besides, his mouth craved for more memes, mindless lingo like the rest of them-

Message from BF dude

>’Still having a call, have to do a bunch more work all of a sudden…’

…Wait, he had a BF?

Squinting his eyes narrower than his growing heritage. Thought he was…single? Scrunching his nose, a single backward thought echoed in his mind.

‘Kinda gay ngl.’

Degrading like carbon, the ring over on his finger lost its sheen, replaced by simple yet exaggerated cheapness, mass produced from a convention downtown.

…Yet something stuck out, no homo but a signature from the game developer stuck at the edge of the ring.

“Fell dudez LIT!”

“Oi magenta, dis here’s AMUGOS! Not Fell Dudes!”

W….Oh yeah! The game started didn’t it?

“Sorry Man…duckin’ dry AF!”

He spoke, with the widest grin. He definitely got their lingo right. He practiced long with his good bud Benjamin after all, being his favourite sorta-nephew as a family friend to them.

The boomers doing business with him were such sleepers, but Ben? The dude’s cruisin’ HetTube career at his age! He always watched his streams, and likewise so did he.

That’s how they’re so LIT! Sorry but NOT sorry NOOBS! Only Fags apologise in Amung Os!

…

WAIT-!

“SORRY? Brotha you got LIGMA?”

“NO I’VE-“

“LIGMA BALLZ!”

-YOU ARE A FAGPOSTER-

“DUCKIN SHYT!”

Kicking his footwear out into the sky, as they simply flew and shrunk, turning from office to cheap muddy sneakers. THUNK! Laying messily onto the floor, taking ownership like he owned the place.

Lyin’ down irritatedly, his body took up the entire sofa length as his head plopped on his backpack. Kickin’ back his legs as they rested on the opposite side with inconsiderate defiance.

5ft 11 since forever, bein’ the right height for him, nothin’ too extra. One less thing to complain about unlike THIS OLD GEEZER!

If a crusty guy like him wants to run TWO companies he can just SUCK IT! But dragging his twenty eight year old first-line manager to help out is SUCH A PAIN!

And yeah he’s rude, its THE META!

“Doesn’t he know I give a rats azz bout’ business?”

“You VENTING Bro? Acting real gay!”

“NO IM RAGING YOU NOOBS-!”

The game auto-continued itself once again, gripping his, abet less thick, groin controller both physically and addictively as his mixed/mostly Chinese face filled with reddish frustration.

“SHADDUP FAG! UR SUS”

Greyish Blue is a FAGPOSTER

GET REKT FAG, TRY AGAIN? 6, 9,

‘Call from FAG SIMP’

“WHAT?!”

At this point, the mid twenties Gen Z’er was pissed. 9 inch Pent, yet continually getting rubbed off the wrong way downward to 8. He felt his buttocks cringe at the reminder that this FAG SIMP was his superior.

“…Hey, I’m on my way in a couple of minutes, hope you didn’t wait too long-?”

“You CALLED me cause of THAT?”

He was just one of the DUCKIN’ team leaders, why can’t he bother one of his Brothas?

Didn’t he made it clear he couldn’t care less bout’ work? Socks springing OUT of his feet, those bare size 8s stuck out with public disregard. College backpack filled with his gamer-ware laptop, snacks cause and the latest game consoles cause WHY NOT?

He couldn’t give a RATZ AZZ!

If its some sports maybe, he did play basketball and soccer sometimes, hence why his legs are so kick-ass! Tight strong lean muscle wrapped by your every-boi Jeans. EZ and simple, nothin’ too complex.

What was he? Some FAT-AZZ? He was a BIG PRO, but his snack and soda abdominals said otherwise. Defining a faint, yet prominent outline down from his developing pectorals. A naturally given wide back, and ironically thick arms with sufficient bicep power to compete in those arm wrestling matches with Da BOIZ.

Yeah that bit ain’t online, SO WHAT? WHO CARES-?

“I…I just thought you might care Mr Schangit…”

“You think I give a flying DUCK dude? ONLY FAGS CARE HAHA!”

BEEP!

His voice crunched into his octave, losing all sense of humility as he gave into that oriental Fucc Boi call with absolute immersion.

Especially since he is just an ‘underpaid’ first-line manager. Even though he did get paid quite well but anythin’ lesser than his streamin’ career is GHEEEEEEY! He didn’t really do nothing except play games, eat snacks and watch HetTube at work though.

MIGHT AS WELL BE INTERN HAHA!

For Laughing out loud, vanilla patterns lunged all over his darkened shirt and jacket, forming cool patterns and a suitable style onto his graphic tee. Plastering an iconic sports logo over on his right and lines down his shoulders, front and back, it finally took on his final form as a fitting sports Puffer Jacket for a cool dude like him.

And a COOL DUDE like him has to WIN, STAT!

In order to destress himself, to get the ‘game release’ he so desired, even if meant to stooping down to their…HIS LEVEL!

“ANY AMUGOS IN DA HOUSE BOIZ?”

Hair sizzled at the back and sides, painted jet black as small fringe rested overto the right of his forehead. Round and moderately sized, as he got bathed in his Chinese ethnicity through and through.

No one questionin’ his LIT BIOLOGY! FULL ON CHINESE MUTHAFUCKA!

“AMUGOS!”

“YEEE AMUGOS!”

“AMUGOSSSS!”

Jonax initiated the chorus of aggressive stupidity. Mindless hollering over that idiotic catchphrase like he and all the other zoomers do throughout the day just cause its the newest trendy thing on the webz. Joining with his tribe, whaling on and on.

But SO WHAT?

If anything, he was with DA IN-CROWD. Unlike those Faggy Simps who he CAN’T STOP THINKIN’ ABOUT! Especially looking at Pink’s Peach Cheeks, MAN IF ONLY IT WAS A WOMAN!

HE WOULD CLAP DAT!

But SHYT! It was clear that it was a dude….he didn’t say AMUGOS! Butt CRINGE! Solid upgrade to a narrow ventless fortress where only hot chicks would be allowed in, specially like that Princess chick from that other game.

WTF! PINK’S VENTIN’

He is so HARD! But it DUCKIN’ pisses him off even more that he got OWNED so many times by those FAGPOSTERS…wait wasn’t he-DUCK NO HE WASN’T-!

“OI BROTHAS, PINK’S A FAG!”

“W..What? I’m new.”

Grinning widely, his chin seared off any traces of facial hair, revealing the clear mischievous nastiness of the Pro Gamer, natural behaviour. No effort, MUCH WIN LOL!

“HAHA NEW! FAG!”

“DUCKIN FAG!”

“FAGGGGGGG!”

Two studs pierced the sides of his earlobes, labelling him zoomer sixty and zoomer nine. Inches defining as a prominent average depth 7, MAKING HIM A COMPLETE JERK HAHA!

“Sorry ugh…dude you’re being really ho-”

“SORRY DEEZ NUTS!

Pink was voted

Voted

Voted

…

Pink was a FAGPOSTER

BROTHAMATE VICTORY, LITTTTTTT

Course it was simple, that’s what he always did to win. It was the ducking meta! Yell and the noobs GET REKT. That was why he was a PRO at this game!

He had ALWAYS WON, specially as one of the brothamates, course-why would he be a FAGPOSTER?

Furrowing dark brows, he grinned a cheeky grin as his eyes rested in their narrow-splendor. Straight small pupils built for a hardcore rude gamer that didn’t take or give any shyt but winning, even if those adults called him a total ZOOMER for it.

And just for them, like the clap back remark he yelled earlier-

“GOTTEM!”

With that obnoxious proclamation, Jonah Shang blasted over and over without remorse or care, putting down his phone as he sloppily collected whatever milky testosterone he could with the bottle.

He might have missed a bit during his climax, but who gives a shyt? HE WAS LOADED! In dollars, popularity and in Streamin’ Come. If anything-they should be THANKING him and his Boiz for popularising the game so much, especially with how many desperate simps got converted after the initial release.

Giving a pat to his controller, the freshly sprayed E-Boi gave a thumbs up to the waiter, who quickly picked up his bottle and returned back to kitchen to do whatever with the chefs.

What was he? Gay? It was his Saturday and he truly couldn’t give a shyt bout’ anything aside from gaming, fun and CHILLAXIN’.

“Ahh…So lit…”

Slacking backwards, the hormonal twenty-one year old heaved a satisfied sigh. Proud to be one of the Bois in camp christening, part of his fellowship fam with his rival and younger cousin Ben, or as he calls himself, Bro-Jammin’.

Despite being close as DUCK, the two of them were always in a heated battle in game, trying to OUTFAG one up one another in the various games as competitive rivals with no end.

He could almost just taste his cousin’s salt once Ben finds out he had raked out more wins in Fell Dudes.

“Heh, Madge.”

With more games coming out each day, it meant more scores for BigProJonah to whoop in record time. More 100% completions to complete. Something he always made sure to not let his cousin get the upper edge, considering he had the BOSS rank, and is a leader of the Camp Christening gaming Ciscord group.

It was close though, if he hadn’t played those hundred games in Amung Os just now for the daily bonus points, he could’ve gotten OUTFAGGED by his cousin in the group! and that would be LAME AF!

BOP! BOP!

Though speaking of bosses…

Turning to the left, he spotted his caller looking all frantic and panicky at the counter of the shop, poking his head out as if he couldn’t recognise one of the ‘famous Shang men’ just by presence alone.

Noob.

Taking in a deep breath, hollering at the top of his lungs-

“SUUUUUP! MAN-GAY-GER, WAZZUP!”

Startled, the bespectacled man turned to his direction, pausing momentarily before walking towards him. Squinting his eyes, trying to figure out who was the loudmouthed jerk that called out to him, attempting to rationalise…who he was going to meet up just now.

Puzzling, surely it cannot be this incredibly rude…rudely handsome intern in which he employed many months ago.

Blinking, the older male then blushed, fiddling around the plastic replica ring over on his middle digit, something he got for himself at the recent convention to match his intern’s.

Kinda sus tbh, but as long as he keeps it hidden, it wouldn’t cause one of the twenty-two year old’s infamous mood-swings.

“Its boss…Mr Shang.”

“Yeah yeah whatever, Man-GAY-ger, just sit already.”

The older male ignored that remark…well he tried to, as he struggled to keep his ‘membership’ sandwiched between his legs, putting down his bags on the right side of the couch and-

“Was here first. No cap!”

The E-Boi pointed at the plastic chair in front, forcing the older male to squeeze in the small chair uncomfortably despite being so huge.

Jonah smirked, a hundred times he would’ve preferred a sugar mommah instead of this giant tubby dude…but getting to slack all day at work and still get an A is LIT!

Plus picking on an older fag always gets him thrilled like no other. As long as he does not ask for favours, or he’s gonna yell NO HOMO!

Speaking of which…

“Yo dude, you looking thirsty AF. Get a drink or something.”

His manager blushed further…and all the plus points being said, Jonah still could not stand all the gawking looks from the guy. How the heck can his fellowship stand shyt like this almost every minute?

The cologne may be great and all, but sheesh if only he was allowed to score chicks…instead of D-

“What should I order?”

“Ughhhhh….come on!”

Jonah Shang groaned, slumping back on the couch in rebellious impatience.

No way was he going to bother with this boring internship shyt when he could be at AMUNG OS WITH DA BOIZ! And it won’t be long until his cous’ ‘OUT-WHALES’ him in that new princess game which just came out.

DUCK NO! He ain’t taking the ‘L’ over something stupid like this! Plus at this rate, he might even miss his ‘prayer time’ with that gal he met in-game…and that would be NOT LIT.

Fiddling with his straw, he had to think of something to cut this ‘meeting’ short! But his stupid boss is already asking noob questions like that kind of drink he should have! Doesn’t that dude know that the thirst meta is…

…!

The Chinese Zoomer grinned, hastily sat-up and held his cylindrical glass of raspberry energy-drink soda.

“Just CHILLAX, Noob!”

[pretty-idol-hell]

Where do you get the PriMagi cards in the US 😭😭

Um. Truth is I was just in Japan for about a week, so... No..where...?

Well no, I will answer seriously.

Do you have an Asian market near you, like HMart? If so, I would check there first to see if they have the PriMagi gummies that come with cards.

Admittedly, I've never seen them at my local HMart, but I have bought PreCure candy there before, so it couldn't hurt to check!

And of course, there are probably multiple ways to buy them online.

For example, I like to use ZenMarket to search and buy from Japanese Mercari. Lots of people resell their anime and arcade stuff on there. Most of the time you can search in English, but sometimes you do have to use Japanese. This turned out to be one of those times...

But, by typing プリマジ into the search bar for Mercari, the very first thing that came up was a big lot of cards for $11.67! It will be more expensive with ZenMarket fees and shipping, but if you want more than one thing you can combine shipping at least.

Good luck!

[neopuppy]

i do think infantilizing asian men is a big problem in the kpopper community but i think a big reason as to why people still see dream as “cotton candy boys” is because we remember when they were 14-16 years old. i was there when they debuted and i had already been in the kpop community for a few years. im an 00 baby and im asian too and i remember seeing dream like “wow these dudes are so young” because i was a big exo l and army and they were grown ass men. at the time, it was very odd for ALL the members of an idol group to debut at THAT young of age so i wasnt used to seeing these dudes my age that looked so young. plus it doesn’t help we kinda watched them grow up and theres so much content from when they were kids. kinda like how we view disney actors that we grew up with that never really shook the disney persona in our heads. i’m not excusing this mindset because i think it’s flawed but i think that’s why you see people say stuff like that about dream.

ive been an nctzen since the 7th sense and it took me a long time to see the sex appeal in dream because i still saw them as the hoverboarding nerds, even though im the exact same age as half of them (which i realize now that i was the problem)

all this to say, it’s still a big problem that people infantilize these asian men (especially) in their 20s but i think this mindset is why people (esp seasoned kpoppers that have been in the community for years) might say these things about dream more

ok so your timeline is the exact same as mine, except I watched Chewing Gum when it came out and said nahhhhhh, no thanks, bc even back then I was like this is too weird. even now I skip the video if it comes on my shuffle.

(I ended up ranting, sorry)..

BUT I’ve said this before many times, its sad how much more active even the nct dream smut community was on here like before I started posting bc when I first came on here looking for something to read during lockdown I saw so many fics from like 2017-2019 and they had TONS of engagement like…..5000+ notes for everything I was like????? werent some of these dudes like FRESHLY 18?🥴

this is personal but in general im having a bad week and I was listening to Jungkook yesterday and randomly teared up thinking abt everything he’s probably had to go thru chsjxjjsjx. bc when I got into bts I think JK was still 17 going onto 18 and the amount of sexualization I saw online was INSANE. it only got worse with time, but literally it back tracks as far as pre-debut and upsets me so fucking muche xnnejc im very sensitive abt it because I developed very early on in life and had grown men speaking to me inappropriately ever since a 1 digit age which I think really fucked up my head and made me internalize shit but like thats WHY I feel this way abt all of this

bc it took me a long time to become comfortable with my own body and expressing myself sexually bc I was over-sexualized from a very young age which made me regress where as I feel like kpop idols almost do the opposite at times……like they’re repressed to act like children well into their 20’s and end up ripping their clothes off as soon as they can.

JK is the best example of this for me bc I have followed him in bts since he was a minor? where as Dream I didn’t follow much prior to Ridin’ because their sound wasn’t my vibe(I still prefer 127’s music now). like thats why I was getting sad bc I was like mannnn JK’s sooooooo insanely talented and instead of letting him bloom artistically Bang PD let Scooter Braun paint him out to be this overly horny fuck boy. which is fine, whatever, its just music and he said multiple times its not personal for him at all but just cndjxjd ik he had to deal with so much at such a young age even some nasty ass old man telling him how pretty he was on tv when he was 15 saying JK his TYPE😐 I HATE THINKING ABT IT NDJEJXJDJD

its a double ended sword like being overly sexualized too young or infantilized as a whole adult, both are topics that piss me off. from one spectrum there is me who really clings to my childhood bc I feel like I was never treated or seen as a child bc of my rush thru puberty vs my friend who is super petite and has always wanted to be seen as womanly/adult bc she can pass for a kid. we had this discussion one day and I was like holy shit this is internalized trauma…

and the Asian men being infantilized thing is a WHOLE other topic because YES, and not just that but if I had a dollar for every time kpop fans call a male idol gay I’d be a millionaire. this also stems back to fetishization bc you see a hairless man with makeup and nice hair acting cute and you’re like well yes, twink, obviously

crazy when you realize Korea is one of the most misogynistic countries, but yeah gay ass twink, all of them, and stupid! THEY’VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN THEIR LIFE! according to a lot of fans

I feel like I can’t say much on this subject bc you know….I write porn abt kpop idols but I’d rather see them as the adults they are instead of making goo goo ga ga edits of men in their mid-late 20’s who have been able to drink alcohol legally since 18 and most likely have been ran through more times than I can count on 2 hands

as a psa, its likely there are gay idols, and even some who haven’t had sex, but its just as likely that there are heterosexual idols who have sex and even have significant others. they’re human like the rest of us and get horny as often as any average person would I imagine

two sides to every coin right.

like yes I get why some may see Dreamies as youngins still but like get the fuck over it omg LMAOOO SORRY BUT LIKE????? THOSE ARE MEN, GROWN MEN!!!! if you don’t see it that way, go look at a 4th gen group and then come back, it’ll hit cnennxnsnsz

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

Some horror movies I've seen so far this summer

I watched the Devil's Candy on Shudder today which was a really freaking excellent heavy metal horror film,. It was seriously good.

I heard a lot of mixed reviews for M3gan but I thought it was a pretty good solid movie.

I was disappointed in the remake of Children of the Corn. I watched it so many times back in the day (Outlander!! We have your woman!!" "He wants you too, Malachi!!"

I always remembered thinking if they just had had better CGI and effects they could have really done great things.

But the Remake instead of focusing on the religious aspect of everything turned it into a slasher movie starring children. And I was not impressed with how they depicted He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

Not at all.

Hellbender had some similar vibes and was a good rock and roll horror movie as well. Both had great young female leads. If you're looking for a modern witch tail that is a good one.

The Dark and the Wicked was really really good. If you're looking for something where people can't tell the difference between reality and hallucination this is the movie for you

I watched Antrum last week and that was great too. Very odd, had a 70's vibe. Very creepy and a whole lot of what the f*** is going on moments

Nope was extremely enjoyable as are all of Jordan Peeles movies. I feel like I need to go back and watch it again though is there a few things I just did not understand after I finished it.

Black Box had an unexpected twist so good to see Felicia Rashad again.

Super Dark Times was pretty good if a bit recyled. and the Girl on Third Floor really wasn't as bad as a lot of people made it out to be. And the best comment I've seen on Tumblr about that movie was Oh my God it's only 10 minutes into the movie and he's already fingering the house.!!! CM Punk at his dickish best!!

For found footage movies, it does not get any better than Horror in the High Desert. I actually had to go online and ask somebody is this a movie or did this actually happen?

Speaking of mock documentaries, even though I did not see this this past year it's been a while since I've seen it one movie that scared the absolutely living hell out of me is called The Nightmare and if you ever get a chance I think it is on both Prime and shutter go check it out I won't say anything else.

Out of everything I think the most fun scary movie I've seen so far is Mayhem plus it had Samara weaving who is my absolute favorite scream Queen of the new millennium.

Both mMayhem and nope features great Asian actors. And even though it is not a horror movie Honey Boy was..... a really really f***** up movie about the life of Shia LaBeouf. Even if you don't like him as an actor or maybe you've only like one or two of his movies really owe it to yourself to watch this movie because he had such a incredibly s***** childhood. Maybe not quite as bad as Corey Feldman but I think it's pretty much up there.

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[lovemetopieces]

Character Inspiration for Xenia Autry

Angela Montenegro from Bones

Rachel Chu from Crazy Rich Asians

Jasmine from Aladdin

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds

Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter

Angela Montenegro from Bones - She is a Forensic Facial Reconstruction Specialist & Computer Analyst, Former Street Artist who also helps write mystery novels. She develops programs through coding to assist the FBI in solving cases and to help identify old bones. Like Xenia, she is open, friendly, caring, nurturing, quirky, very smart, techy, intuitive and a free spirit.

Rachel Chu from Crazy Rich Asians - She is an Economics Professor. Very much like Xenia, she is a natural people-pleaser. She is warm, funny and down-to-earth. Despite that, she has a strong backbone and won't compromise herself for anyone. She has the ability to see issues from all sides. She believes in happiness and self-determination and also values family and duty. She has a somewhat frank demeanor but carries herself with poise and dignity.

Jasmine from Aladdin - She is the Princess of Agrabah who spent her childhood in misery and loneliness. Like Xenia, she is independent and rebellious yet still has a strong sense of obligation to her kingdom. She appears meek but is feisty with zero tolerance for anyone who dares to belittle her. She is very strong-willed; not afraid to speak her mind nor will she hesitate to stand up for what she believes is right. She believes that people should be judged solely by their character rather than their background and is very shrewd and an excellent judge of character. She is progressive, remarkably intelligent, quick-witted, tactical, pragmatic, resourceful, selfless and motherly.

Belle from Beauty and the Beast - She is a French Princess who grew up a peasant in a small village. She was an outcast because of her free spirit and the fact that people thought she was odd and peculiar. She is a proud bibliophile; her favorite genres being fantasy and adventure, much like Xenia. She is intelligent, has an elevated vocabulary, an active imagination, and an open mind. She seldom likes being told what to do and resists being mistreated, undermined, humiliated, demeaned, or controlled by anyone. She is compassionate, warm, brave, witty and can be very stubborn.

Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds - She is an FBI Technical Analyst who was orphaned as a teen. Her parents were in a car accident like Xenia's. She went through a Gothic, sad stage for a while before finding her passion for computers. Also like Xenia, she is an amazing coder and is into online gaming. She is playful, flirty, cheerful, funny and incredibly intelligent. She is very much still goth but with a cotton-candy center.

Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter - She is a Sports Editor for a newspaper. Like Xenia, she is independent, energetic, quick-witted, funny, and could often make others laugh even when they were feeling down. She has a lively personality but becomes shy and withdrawn at times. She is difficult to intimidate or frighten and not afraid to stand up to anybody. She is brave, friendly, helpful, tough, gutsy, warm, compassionate, sassy and sometimes impulsive.

[offbrandangels]

Hello, you can call me Angel or Mac.

If we are friends or become friends you may call me by the names I have listed or nonbinary Nicknames. I act as a babysitter/platonic caregiver to some agere friends to help them cope with trauma in a healthy manner.

I'm a nonbinary, queer writer and artist. I go by she/her and they/them pronouns. I'm 25 years old and taken by my boyfriend/partner/caregiver. I'm wiccan but tend to lean towards being spiritual in general and take from many religions and am open to learning about other religions. I will post sfw content, might occasionally post about ways to cope with certain traumas and things I've learned through therapy and what not. This is a safe space and will be treated as such. It's a safe space to talk and express yourself in a healthy manner. If you are here to bully or are a map you can get the heck off my page. This is a safe space for everyone, regardless if you are agere or not. I support lgbtq+ among many other things. We are inclusive and accepting on this blog and all walks of life are welcome. If you are kink please don't interact, I do not want that on this blog as it would be triggering to age regressors and their trauma. Be appropriate and respectful of my safe space. Any posts that have trauma that is triggering I will put a tw on it. If you see a tw keep scrolling if you can't handle the subjects of various traumas.

Mom to @sleepypuppycozy give them a follow, and please be appropriate when interacting with anyone online. We are human and have feelings. If you harass or are inappropriate to me, my daughter, or any of my friends, you will be reported and blocked.

Sign: Taurus ♉️🐂🐮

Bday: 4/20

Big age: 25

Lil age: 2-12

Fav Season: Fall 🍂🍄

Fav holiday: Halloween🎃🕷🦇

Fav foods: Sushi, pizza, ramen, beef stroganoff, Dino nuggies, Mac n cheese. Asian food and Hispanic food. I love Indian fry bread.

Fav desserts/candy: pocky, gummy sharks, dark chocolate, oreos, pie, cookies, circus peanuts

Fave drinks: apple juice, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade Arizona.

Fav shows: Supernatural, bluey, my little pony

Fav movies: Underworld, jurassic park, deadpool, Indiana Jones

Fav colors: purple, pink, red, black, blue

My aesthetics: goth, grunge, pastel goth, cottage core, hippie and renaissance era dress style.

Fav animals: Horses, rabbits, rats, frogs, red panda, cows, crows

Fav things to do: hiking, kayaking, biking, swimming, reading, watching anime/movies/k-dramas/TV shows, gaming, baking desserts, gardening

Fav bugs: isopod, moth, butterflies, preying mantis, dragonfly

Fav games: the last of us, animal crossing, Pokémon violet, smash bros, 7 days to die

Fav toys/plushies/fidgets: tangles, chewlery, calico critters, my littlest pet shop, monster high dolls, squishmallows, squishable, bluey, Bratz dolls, anything sanrio

Fav lil things: pacifiers, sippy cups, onesie, crinkle/sensory toys, baby blankets, coloring books, stickers

I'll update this post more as time goes on and if I see things that need to be addressed or talked about.

[jademickian]

tag game tuesday (it is a saturday for me LMAO but hey, free will) tagged by @creepkinginc, @mybrainismelted, @mickeysgaymom, @transmickey, @juliakayyy, @lingy910y, and @lupeloto, thanks friends ✨

name: jade 🦄

age: (waves at @lupeloto)

favorite season: summer (used to be rainy season! but it gets too troublesome)

movies or tv shows? you can't make me pick (i watch more movies though!)

do you carry a bag/purse? what kind? a sling bag! (backpack for uni, however)

what color is your water bottle? baby blue 💙

what color is your phone case? black with pretty landscape art that's mostly purple

do you sleep in silence or do you need white noise/sounds/music? silence, but i don't mind some occasional meowing and barking from neighborhood cats and dogs

top sheets: yes or no? if the question is "do you know what a top sheet is?", it would be a no

you’re in the candy aisle at the corner store, what are you grabbing? kitkats

preferred mode of travel (plane/train/car/bus/on foot/etc?): i can't drive because i'm gay, so woohoo for public transportation!

what’s your phone background right now? my class schedule (which is, i think, inhumane)

are you more of a minimalist or a maximalist? minimalist in a broke college student way (but i totally love personalizing my space)

it’s time to paint your bedroom! what color are you choosing? white!

and finally, tell me something that brings you joy: my friends, both in real life and online<3

andd get to know me, tagged by @deathclassic and @lupeloto!! thanks for sparing me some thought<3

favorite color: blue 💙

currently reading: frankenstein, hani and ishu's guide to fake dating, random gallavich fics

last song: asian kung-fu generation's haruka kanata

last series: heartstopper s2!

last movie: world war z (a rewatch with my mom)

currently working on: i have a WIP going on which i'm not sure i'll ever publish

felt like everyone's already done this, so if you haven't yet, feel free to tag yourself!

[questionsforjamie]

jamie-lynn pierce; auditioning with hello by allie x

wait, is that JAMIE-LYNN PIERCE? they kinda look a lot like JOSIE TOTAH, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY ONE year old is known as THE BOHEMIAN around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in TROUBLETONES (co-captain) which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re KIND HEARTED, but don’t be fooled since they’re also OBLIVIOUS. rumor has it, you can find them at ENVIRONMENT CLUB AND THE MUCKRAKER when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around FLOWERS TUCKED INTO YOUR HAIR, SITTING ON THE WATER'S EACH AT SUNSET & WRITING POEMS ON THE MARGINS OF YOUR EXAM PAPERS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

As the sister of Brittany Pierce, Jamie-Lynn Stephanie Pierce shares her sister's penchant for having her head up in the clouds. Well, in Jamie-Lynn’s case, her head is more likely to be found in the water as she's extremely passionate about sea life! Her favorite deep sea critter is the goblin shark!

A proud autistic, lesbian trans woman, Jamie-Lynn makes some money on the side making earrings and key-chains of various LGBT+ and disability pride related things both via Etsy and through local markets. Her best seller is a pair of rainbow orca shaped earrings.

Jamie-Lynn recently found out her family is, in fact, not her biological family. She was shocked to find out she was adopted. Which, actually, shouldn't have been that shocking considering her mom is white and her dad is Asian and Jamie-Lynn is…Lebanese and Palestinian. Jamie-Lynn's research has led her to believe she may be the illegitimate daughter of Amal Clooney - George Clooney’s Lebanese wife. The Clooney estate has not replied to her emails as of yet.

basics:

full name:  jamie-lynn stephanie pierce

gender:  transgender woman

pronouns:  she/her

sexuality:  lesbian

age:  twenty one

date of birth:  fourth of september

zodiac sign:  virgo

title:  the bohemian

occupation: student & small-business owner ( go support jewellery by jl!)

glee club: co-captain of the troubletones.

major: environmental & marine sciences

appearance:

faceclaim:  josie totah

tattoos:  a jellyfish on her left arm.

style:  pinks + pastels, maximalist patterns, florals, spaghetti straps, flowy fabrics, glittery statement pieces, scented lip gloss.

personality:

likes:  the ocean, flowers, bad horror movies, strawberry flavored candy, reading people their horoscopes from teen magazines, running for the bus in heels just to prove she can, the simpsons, the muppets, disability rights.

dislikes:  hot coffee, desaturated colors, action movies, people who underestimate her, cold pizza, the smell of smoke, the taste of toothpaste, crowded buses & trains, the texture of velvet.

hobbies:  doing her makeup in the mirror while pretending she’s conducting interviews with her favorite celebrities, taking simpsons trivia quizzes online, researching the goings-on in the depths of the ocean.

high school superlative: most likely to speak for the trees.

faves:

ice cream flavour:  anything fruity!

time of the day / night:  right after sunrise

weather:  rain on a warm day

food: mango sorbet + churros

colours:  aqua, teal & pink.

songs:  can be found here