#Asmo: oopsie
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gifti3 · 2 years ago
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I wanna imagine a demon asking asmo what mc likes cause theyre interested in them
I think he'd sabotage them on purpose by convincing them they arent MCs type (whether thats true or not) or giving them misinformation
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odysseys-blood · 1 year ago
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WHB Fuck Marry Kill wheel!
wanted to do one bc i keep seeing them so just spin this bad boy here and say who you got!
(extended vers. here if you care about the extra side angels and a couple extra devils)
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zephyrchama · 4 months ago
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(Based on that one scene from B99)
“Lucifer, your wrist looks kind of funny.”
All eyes turned to the Avatar of Pride when Leviathan pointed this out. They were supposed to be organizing the house library, but it was a long and boring task. One that everyone wanted to finish quickly, yet nobody could find the motivation to make any real progress.
“Oh no! What happened?” Asmodeus leaned over a table to try and steal a peek. Lucifer’s wrist was, indeed, bent in an odd manner. He used his non-dominant hand to shuffle some papers in order.
“Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.”
“Yeah, Asmo!” Mammon jeered. “Back off, leave the guy alone.”
Lucifer ignored his brothers, icy gaze focused on the documents in hand. They were papers that had been misfiled and did not belong in the library. He reminded everyone in the room to “behave yourselves” before disappearing into his office.
Curious eyes followed him until he was truly out of sight. Then, the brothers exchanged fascinated looks. It’s not every day that Lucifer get injured.
“Alright, everybody bring it in. Huddle up.” Mammon ushered everyone to come close with a sweep of his hand. The boys reluctantly formed a loose circle.
“What are you up to now?” Belphegor asked with a sigh. “I want to finish this already.”
Mammon pretended not to hear as he whisper-shouted, “so, he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing.”
”He’s in a fight club,” Beelzebub suggested.
“No. He did it doing something he’s embarrassed by.” Satan was quick to catch on to the truth.
Beelzebub followed up with, “oh. Could be a sports injury. I sprained my wrist playing fangol last year.”
“Really? I don’t remember that,” Belphegor said.
Leviathan asked, “you think Lucifer was playing fangol?”
A deep growl suddenly came from the doorway. There was no warning or indication that Lucifer would be back so quickly. Yet, the man in question had returned. His menacing quickly caused the group to shut up.
“I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my office, but I don’t think it’s relevant to your jobs. The jobs you should all be doing right now. Get to work.”
The brothers scattered like roaches back to their respective corners of the library. All except for Satan, who Lucifer beckoned over with his finger. Satan hesitated at first, but it was better to go along with Lucifer when his mood was sour. The two stepped out for a minute, far enough away that no one else would overhear.
“What?” Satan was fed up with this conversation and it hadn’t even started.
“Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Satan’s eyebrows flew up and he took several seconds to think about the question. What an odd offer. There was nothing for Lucifer to gain by telling him this, was there? Though, if he spent too long thinking Lucifer might change his mind and leave his little brother wondering what happened forever. With an oddly docile tone of voice, Satan responded, “...Yes.”
While Satan was busy wondering how to respond, Lucifer had taken out his DDD. He was scrolling through a menu in search of something. “I was hula hooping. Diavolo and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.”
“No way.” Satan's true thoughts leaked out. It was so dumb, it couldn’t be true.
Lucifer raised his phone to Satan’s eye level. The proof was there. ”I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss. The tornado. The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.”
With each and every silly name, Lucifer swiped to a new photo on his phone. There he was, doing the pizza toss. Showing Diavolo how to do the scorpion. Performing a flawless oopsie doodle. Satan was stupefied, his mouth ajar.
“Why are you telling me this?”
“Because no one…” Lucifer selected all of the images. He tapped on a trash can in the corner of the screen. The images, every last one, disappeared. “…will ever believe you.”
“No!” Satan lunged for the phone in vain. “You sick, twisted, son of a-”
“You got your answer," Lucifer told him. "Get back to work."
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cinellieroll · 1 year ago
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☆ random obey me headcanons part 2!
asmodeus, levi and barbatos ♡
part one (lucifer, mammon and simeon)
part three (beelzebub, belphegor, solomon)
part four (satan and diavolo)
cw: some small nsfw on asmo's part :p
small note: thank you so much for the likes and reblogs! i never expected such a large majority of people to enjoy my content so it's very dear to me. once again, thank you!
☆ asmodeus:
- kinda bad at cooking. his way of slicing and dicing vegetables is very mediocre if not clumsy looking. there are days where his cooking is acceptable and days where it's to seasoned or too bland (always convinces himself its good tho and posts it on his devilgram)
- though he's kinda bad at cooking, his baking skills are okay! his favorite pastry to make are cookies because he can design them the most.
- "ofcourse mc! you'll always be the first one to try my desserts! unless you want to taste something else?~ ♡"
- he has a collection of sanrios, hironos and sonny angels in his room. ESPECIALLY sonny angels. crazy thing is he always gets them for free from his fans and its always the limited edition ones
- he really enjoys watching old movies from the human world especially the romcoms. mean girls, notting hill, pitch perfect. he will pester you to rewatch it with him even though you guys have seen it multiple times already.
- he keeps a small jewelry box in his room but instead of jewelry its full of pics of you and him and the gifts you give him. theres some pics in there where the other brothers were cut or crossed out so it'll be just you and him lmfao
- he is a yandere and i stand by this. it's not as obvious but if he's really into you he'll constantly mark you with his scent and the stuff he wears. he'll leave a hickey or a bite mark if you're lucky ;)
- the type of guy to only bring a purse to school. if you ask for a pencil the bitch is gonna open his bag and say "oopsie! i only brought my makeup pouch and mirror today. sorry babe!"
- has his own private concert in showers every goddamn day
- he'll either fangirl with you about celebrities or he'll get extremely jealous because you're simping for someone else.
☆ levi:
- sometimes his ass crack will be on display when he's sitting down on the floor
- wears booty shorts religiously. sometimes he'll casually just walk out his room wearing a hoodie and booty shorts with prints on it
- has a tumblr account where he posts a bunch of hc, drabbles and other shit and until now no one knows its him
- had an amino and discord phase where he always roleplayed with other people. till this day it haunts him at night
- he livestreams twice a week on twitch and has been scolded by lucifer on stream once. there was also a time where mammon barged in his room half naked and suddenly all the views went up 10x
- trolls on roblox like it's a 9 to 5 job
- every once in a while he'll stay in lucifers room while lucifer is doing paperwork. he'll just lay down on his bed, watch and play games and even fall asleep
- makes his own persona in every fandom he gets into and writes very detailed backstories (dw levi, same)
- only reads "x reader" fics for obvious reasons
- went insane because human world games and animes are better than the ones in devildom. dont get me started about aot. (his favorite is levi ackerman obvi)
☆ barbatos:
- wishes he could get piercings but since he's the demon prince's butler he obviously can't
- started tweakin when you said some humans keep rats and bugs as pets. like he stopped polishing some plates and looked at you like you just dog shitted diavolo's name
- really enjoys your spotify playlist filled with metalhead and grunge songs. he really likes slipknot
- likes to order those cute, fancy tea sets when he has the time. when you gifted him tea leaves and a limited edition teapot set his love for you sky rocketed.
- gets annoyed when solomon manspreads
- has a really good voice when he sings. he used to sing diavolo lullabies when his father would get angry at him
- scrolls through levi and mammon's post for educational purposes cuz he wants to learn slangs just incase diavolo asks him what a specific word means
- "barbatos, what does 'runnin from da opps' mean?"
- "my lord, 'runnin from da opps' is a slang made by the new generation. it means fleeing from your haters."
- loves to tailor and iron his bed sheets so he can have a peaceful rest after a long day of non stop errands.
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fellulahh · 1 month ago
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The characters at a festival HCs (brothers and Diavolo) - NSFW references
Lucifer:
- his idea of hell (no pun intended)
- “Where are the bell tents? The yurts?” “Lucifer we’re sleeping in a tent.” “I beg your pardon?!” “It’s a two man so we’d be sharing a bed.” “Well I suppose I can make do.”
- He spends the entire weekend completely horrified by his surroundings
- “MC am I mistaken or did that person just snif—“ “yep”
- “MC I can’t believe I am doing all of this for you.”
- Reminds MC to reapply suncream every hour
- He doesn’t dance at all but he does enjoy seeing MC happy and bopping to the music
- “You want me to go to the toilet in that?”
- His arms make a very rare appearance and he has to tell MC off for drooling. “Put that tongue away, MC, before I put it to good use.”
- At night when the temperature drops, Lucifer insists MC cuddles up to him as he wouldn’t want her “catching a cold”
Mammon:
- he’s in his element
- As soon as he sees the tent MC brings along for them both, his eyes light up
- “Are we both stayin’ in that?!” “Yeah?” “But there’s only one compartment?!” “Your point is?” “N—nothing”
- “Come on, I don’t wanna miss a thing!” He cries as he unconsciously grabs MC’s hand and leads her to the arena
- He insists he visits every stool selling all kinds of colourful things
- Immediately invests in a buckle hat
- He takes SO many photos with “his human” and posts them everywhere for everyone to see
- they both get a little drunk together and end up not being able to take their hands off one another
- “MC what’ya doin’ to me??” He blushes a lot
- Basically sprints back to the tent at the end of the night after remembering him and MC would be sharing an air mattress
Levi:
- blushes like crazy when he realises him and MC are sharing a tent
- He’s a bit nervous about the large crowds of a festival but after noticing a few people dressed as video game characters he likes, he soon eases
- He prefers walking around the festival village than the arena as there’s funfair rides and games you can play
- Naturally he wins every game which results in MC having to carry around a huge teddy until they get back to their tent
- Buys him and MC matching felt mushroom hats
- Him and MC buy a hot chocolate on the way back to the tent before the music finishes so that they can sit outside their tent looking up at the stars, hearing the headliner in the distance finish their set
Asmo:
- “right, it’s this way to red camping” “erm absolutely not, MC, I’ve booked us VIP.”
- Pays for an expensive yurt so that they can go full glam for their outfits each day without the difficultly of getting ready in a tiny tent with no mirror
- “Oopsy! I booked a double bed and not two singles.”
- He carries round a fan and fawns at any of the good looking humans that come their way
- Asmo is in pure people watching mode. He LOVES it. Everyone is in such colourful and extravagant outfits, he can’t believe MC never invited him to a festival earlier
- Falls in love with every artist that comes on stage
- “Oh MC, I must buy their t-shirt before we go!”
- He insists they hold hands wherever they go in case they “get separated”
Satan:
- Satan is pretty relaxed about the whole experience. He embraces doing something different
- What he embraces most, however, is realising the mattress he’s pumping is a double bed
- “Are we sharing?” He asks nonchalantly
- He’s super chilled when they’re watching the various artists, he keeps a drink in one hand while his other arm is draped around MC
- MC finds him SO attractive as he wears his sunglasses, and his hat backwards
- He unwinds so fast and before he knows it, he’s finding himself dancing with MC
- At one point when MC goes to the toilet, Satan disappears to get them both something to drink and eat
- “Well after today, I’m rather excited to see how the rest of the weekend goes” “the nights not over yet, MC.” He smiles as he takes her hand and leads them back to the tent
Beel:
- MC has to buy a larger tent just to fit Beel’s tall body it in
- “Is this where we’re sleeping?” He asks with a big smile as MC chucks the blanket into one compartment
- “I thought we could sleep in this side and keep the other side to store our food.” “Marry me” “what”
- Beel carries MC on his shoulders so that she can get a better view of her favourite artists
- In fact he carries her everywhere. All she has to do is say her feet are sore once and that’s it, Beel won’t let her go through anymore pain
- They try every food vendor available
- When the sun goes down and it gets a bit colder, Beel gives MC his hoodie and hugs her from behind while she watches the artist on stage
- with no hesitation, Beel picks MC up when they go to head back to the tent
Belphie:
- You can bet MC and Belphie have the comfiest sleeping set up. That demon didn’t care how far they had to walk to get to their pitch, he was bringing as many blankets and pillows as he physically could
- He wears his hoodie up and keeps himself to himself the whole weekend, but stays close by to MC
- Belphie rests his chin on MC’s head and holds her from behind throughout the performances
- They have tactical afternoon naps when there’s a gap in artists they want to see
- Belphie brings a spare jumper with him when they watch the headliner because he wants to make sure MC is warm enough for all of it
- His favourite part of each day is walking pack to the tent with MC
Diavolo:
- he has never been so amazed by anything before: the people, the atmosphere, the colours, the music…
- Makes a comment about how his “weekend just got better” when MC informs him the tent is only big enough if they share a bed
- Diavolo unconsciously keeps an arm around MC a lot, worried he may lose her in the crowd
- He’s so excited to see all the artists MC likes so he can gain an insight into what the human listens to
- The pair enjoy each other’s company so much that they lose track of how many drinks they’ve had
- Before long, they’re holding hands wherever they go
- “Where the f has he gone” *Diavolo sails past* “MC, I’m crowd surfing!”
- “Look MC, I bought us matching t-shirts!”
- They’re one of the last to leave the arena and they spend the entire walk back to the tent laughing with each other
- They might also share a few tipsy kisses on the way back
- Complete raw dogging in the tent as soon as they get back
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cringe6fail6star6 · 3 months ago
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Kings eating apples + Micycle mention
Satan eats it with the core. If he finds an apple he will try to eat it in the least amount of bites. Lost a tooth like that at least once. Has favorite energy drink that has apples in it. Will peel apples n other fruits for you, maybe some juice will be lost, but its okay.
Belphegor - has iron deficiency(all vitamin deficiency too)(beleth needs a break), doesnt like their(apples) texture. He does like those dry fruit n nuts bowls(idk the name) n has a few hidden around his room. If u r peeling an apple, drop him one. Probably prefers vitamin drinks with bunch of fruits n vegtable bc he doesnt like to chew.
Mammon eats apples slowly to savor its taste and all, sucks the juice put of them. Loudly. Has one of those fancy peelers that save up time and energy. Likes them sliced and in different shapes. Omg he probably will put some apple statues u made in gold to save them. (first thought resin, but gold seems more likely)
Leviathan strikes me as pomegranate guy (Hades joke), but he doesnt hate apples, just prefers different fruit. Peels that skin so thin u can fry them and get apple chips, or they melt in oil. Both results r good. Wont peel them for u, but if u wake up with peeled apples next to ur bed, just dont mention it so it can keep happening. U can compliment his motor skills later.
Asmo doesnt peel apples like a normal person. When he does he lets all the juice cascade down his hands and arms until it reaches his torso n says "oopsie, i guess u have to lick it off now~". If u give him a peeled slice he will lick ur hand too, especially if he doesnt have to. U can use a fork to pass the apple to him and he will still lick ur hand.
Beel eats it whole too. But in more bites than necessary. If u peel him an apple n move a slice closer to him he happily obliges before snatching the other half of the apple too. If ure eating it alone, he steals it out of ur mouth. He chews loudly only near Bael to annoy him, usually he eats quieter. Will choke on food too bc he cant shut up n got distracted. Surprisigly can peel them pretty neatly, but usually doesnt.
Lucifer rarely eats apples, if ever. Bad memories, good memories, he just doesnt. But will not let Gamigin eat them unpeeled bc, and i quote, "who knows what chemicals got on them?". If u ask him to peel it he will, with short hesitation to find a knife.
Micheal cant peel apples at all. If u give him a peeled apple he will cry harder.
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mainsumper · 2 years ago
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Oopsie, I drew a lot of dark pictures with Asmo. 🤭 He looks so much like Monica here, but I didn't do it on purpose, khkhkhk.
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raggedy-sam · 9 months ago
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So there's a definite chance this is about to become a multi fandom blog, I originally returned to tumblr for Palia, but oopsy daisy I've fallen incredibly hard into 3 new fandoms all at once,
-Baldur's Gate, literally been consuming fanart and fic like my life depends on it. Neil Newbon is an international treasure with the absolute cunt he brought to Astarion. I'm obsessed.
-Love and Deepspace (this game might actually kill me, like physically, my heart is just going to give out one of these days, gawddamn.)
-Obey Me! Thanks, Tor, for planting that seed of curiosity. I have been simultaneously playing the original game and nightbringer, I'm obsessed, Asmo is my favorite, but God, I love all of them so much. The way this shit has me laughing, crying, sweating, lmao.
Don't worry, I'm still very much into Palia, and will post Palia related stuff, but just giving you the heads up, gonna be a multi fandom blog.
Haven't been sharing much art because I haven't been working on anything, because I have instead been ravenously consuming content from these 3 new fandoms. 🫡
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hi 👀 are match ups open or did i miss something?👀 if they are could you please do me?😁 i adore the way you write them! i want to get back in the game, i hope you can help! So i would like a romantic obey me! match <3 i'm 25, woman, (taurus sun, aquarius moon, leo rising if this helps) i'd like to think i'm extroverted because i love the company of others, though i'm usually not the loudest of the bunch. (Unless i'm surrounded with ppl more quiet than me, in that situation i'm rather talkative) i'm family oriented and i love learning, i have a teachers degree (in this economy i refuse to teach though), and i love animals! (I have a pup, she takes up lots of my time. Also i sometimes volunteer at shelters) i cook almost every day and i enjoy it, we can say that's a hobby right?? I used to love going to pubs, clubs, etc. but i had to give up that lifestyle. i do like a fun weekend though, yk. my love lang.is act of service, both giving and recieving. my flaws are being annoyingly stubborn and being jealous when in a relationship, oopsie. Let me know if you need anything else! Thank you sm for doing these, have a great day!! 🐌 anon
Hi 🐌Anon! Yes, my requests are open. Thank you for your request! I hope you like your matchup!
In Obey Me, I match you with...
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It was a close call between Beel and Asmo, however in the end, I think Beel would be your best match! You seem like kindred spirits in many ways.
Loves your cooking! Of course he'd eat almost anything, whether it's food or not, but Beel always claims your food is his favourite thing to eat.
I think Beel would like your stubborn streak. He knows the Devildom can be a dangerous place, especially for a human, so he likes that you can stand up for yourself.
That doesn't make him worry any less though. He's made sure you know that if you get into more trouble than you can handle, you can just call for him and he'll be there before you can blink.
Loves that you're family oriented. He cares deeply about his family and he's glad you share those tendencies. You're part of his family now too, so expect his family-based affection to spill over to you as well.
Probably one of the most loyal out of the brothers. He doesn't seem like he's super interested in people unless they're family or he shares a lot of common interests with them.
Because of this, you'll never have to worry about him being interested in someone else. He'll quickly shut down any advances from others before wrapping a comforting arm around you.
Enjoys going out with you if going to pubs and clubs is something you are able to do again. He's not a big drinker but he enjoys the pub food as well as the environment.
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touyaspeach · 2 years ago
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5 days...
Minors do not interact.
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You look so good, Asmo thinks he could just eat you up. Or eat you out. Or fuck you so hard you're screaming his name.
The lace of the lingerie accentuates your beautiful curves perfectly, the lines tracing down your body in a sensual way without revealing everything. It makes him burn.
You don't know, though, do you? How he burns for you? That he'd give you everything, all of him, anything he could acquire within his means. It all belongs to you.
You own all of him. But telling you would give you too much power. He needs you to want him just as badly. So he says, "you look scrumptious darling! Come here and let me touch you."
The gleam in his sunset eyes belies his deeper, more carnal desires, as he levels you with a warm and inviting stare. Manicured nails trace down your body, slip into your panties to run through your wet pussy.
"Mmm so wet already, what from?" He asks, but the teasing lilt to his voice tells you that he knows exactly why.
"You," you whisper, widening your stance so he can dip two pretty fingers into your heat. "The look in your eyes."
He hums, licks his lips. Oh, if only he could taste you. He wouldn't stop until you belong to him. Until you would never -- could never -- think about another man. He curls his fingers, hits your sweetest spot, makes you moan for him.
He kisses your chest softly before sucking hard on the swell of your breast, the soft skin that bulges from the garment. You feel the graze of his teeth just as he strokes you just right, and you come undone. He always brings to your orgasm so fast, it blinds you with the ferocity of your release.
His eyes flicker up to yours, a trickle of blood streaming down his chin as he pulls away.
"Oopsie," he giggles, licks his lips, "I'm not done with you yet~"
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trashy-corvian · 2 years ago
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Based on your 'Cancelled?!' Valentine's event post about Levi being capable of wiping the floor with Beel: Imagine a super angst fic where there *was* a fight and Levi accidentally killed Beel in a fit of rage + the bros reactions
(I know it's unrealistic with how much they care about each other, but we're imagining here. Also love how you drew Beel in that post <3)
Thank you, dear anon^^
And sorry, you asked for angst, but all i can think of is the canon fact that you can't really kill them through conventional means. They'll just regenerate (the time it takes=severity of mutilations).
I really think before MC occasional "Cain oopsie" was a more common thing.
So for a reaction i imagine it was more like:
Lucifer: For Diavolo's sake Levi... Couldn't you just take Val and leave?
Val: Yeah! That's what i told him!
Lucifer: Or at least wait a day? Or just tear off his limbs?
Val: -blinking motherfuckingly-
Rules about murdering your brothers.
I don't care why you did it, you filthy animal, just follow the rules unless you want ME to break them too. -Lucifer
Always clean up after yourself. This includes your brother's remains. It took us 3 weeks of team effort to collect all of Asmo because Satan left them on the street right before the hurricane.
Don't cause any damage to the House or the R.A.D. In the first case you will answer to me, in second to Barbatos.
DO NOT involve any high ranking demons/angels of any rank/ human guests of Diavolo in your affairs. Exeptions are Solomon, Mephisto, MC (the last name seems to be missing in the later versions)
Do not try to hide the body by feeding it to Cerberus. It gives him stomach aches.
Make sure your brother will be able to regenerate before any important event. You will be the one compensating for the missing brother in that case.
Addition to the previous rule. If you were killed by Mammon then you will take the blame for your abscence. It's your fault for testing him.
If you were ordered to kill your brother by MC, all the responsibility will fall on them. (This happened once by accident and was quite traumatizing for a at least one person involved)
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simplyotometrash · 3 years ago
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I love your headcanons! Can you please do one of the demon brothers reacting to a gn mc who started off shy and not talkative. But immediately hits it off with one of the other brothers. (For example for mc dating lucifer but best friends with Levi or dating Levi and befriends with asmo)
This is basically my MC if they're dating Asmo or Belphie XD they're always best friends with Levi. Then there's the OTHER version where they're dating Levi and is his best friend
We're also gonna pretend that Belphie was around for the entire year so that this works okay? Okay!
I did cop out and let the MC for the twins be best friends with opposite twin oopsie-
Brothers x gender-neutral MC
Warnings: None
Genre: Fluff
MC Who Started Off Shy With Everyone but Hits it Off With One of the Others
Lucifer:
Lucifer intimidated you the most out of the brothers when you arrived.
This isn't surprising considering he threatens your safety a lot by transforming into his demon form and made it clear he'd do anything to protect Diavolo's reputation.
You avoided him like the plague aside from causing him trouble.
But who did you hit it off with right away?
Mammon.
Because of course, you hit it off with the brother that he assigned to watch over you.
You and Mammon became the best of friends really fast.
You did everything together, including getting into lots of trouble that could have gotten you killed.
So Mammon was VERY shocked when you and Lucifer started dating.
"You know," Lucifer mused one evening. "I was positive that you hated me for months."
"Hate you?" You couldn't help but laugh. "I never hated you."
"You avoided me, so I assumed you hated or feared me. If anything, I thought perhaps you were in love with Mammon."
"You were pretty scary, but I never hated you." You shrugged, leaning over to give him a kiss on the cheek. "Mammon is my best friend. No one can replace him. But I could never date him."
Mammon:
He was assigned to look out for you, so he had no choice but to be around you.
You, on the other hand, didn't seem to like his presence very much. Or anyone's presence.
You rarely spoke because you were just that shy.
Mammon was sure they had another Levi on their hands with you.
But then he saw you happily chatting away with Satan. Satan!
The angriest brother, the one who was the literal embodiment of wrath.
That was the brother you apparently felt the most comfortable around!
Mammon made it his personal mission to get you to like him.
He would talk to you ALL THE TIME.
He started insisting on walking you home, saying he was going to protect you. Even when you were already walking home with Satan.
Mammon thought you just didn't like him because you even began warming up to his other brothers.
He was absolutely floored when you confessed your feelings to him one day.
You had come to his room to talk to him and ended up confessing.
"Now, MC, I ain't mad about this. I really like you, too. But I thought ya had somethin' against me!"
You doubled over laughing, shaking your head as you wheezed.
Mammon, I never disliked you! I was the shyest around you because I liked you that much!"
Levi:
Oh boy.
It was no surprise that a normie like you didn't want to talk to a loser like him. You probably didn't even know much about anime or games!
Levi really didn't take it personally that you never even attempted to talk to him.
You'd make eye contact and immediately look the other way.
How could he be offended? He was sure you just viewed him like the others did.
It offended him even less because you didn't seem to talk to anyone else either.
So, honestly, that made him WANT to talk to you. He could relate to not wanting to be social.
Then he saw it.
You and Asmo on the couch talking away like you'd been friends for eons!
And immediately the monster of envy rose up.
Of course they prefer Asmo! Asmo's good with people and he's handsome and he's everything I'm not! Grr, it's not fair!!
He locked himself in his room for a few days after that singular experience.
You began to warm up to everyone else, too. Even him.
You were now constantly trying to talk to him. He didn't get it.
Then, suddenly, you two were in a relationship.
Don't ask him how you got there, he really doesn't know.
"Hey, MC? Why did you always turn away from me in the halls and stuff when you didn't talk to anyone but Asmo? Was it something I did?"
"What? No, Levi, no! You never did anything wrong. I'm just...really shy. I'm not good with people. You like anime and video games and that was really attractive right off the bat. You made me even more anxious. Asmo's just really easy to talk to."
His face went red and he hid it behind his hands. He couldn't tell you how happy he was to hear that from you.
Satan:
Satan was not at all surprised by your shyness upon arriving in the Devildom.
How could you not feel uneasy or shy about talking to a house full of demons? Anyone would be.
He didn't take it personally when you avoided talking to him. He knew he came off as harsh, probably cold to you, and had an air of anger about him.
But what he didn't see coming was the first person you warmed up. The person who would apparently become your best friend in the house.
Lucifer.
The very sight made him seethe.
Lucifer was just as imposing as him, just as angry half the time. And yet you seemed perfectly content and comfortable walking side-by-side with him!
He tried really hard not to let it get under his skin.
It was a spectacular fail, to say the least.
He hadn't forgotten about that when you began warming up to everyone else, him included.
You wanted to talk to him more and he was still very bitter that you seemed to prefer Lucifer.
But things changed when the two of you began dating.
He never expected you to say yes to him.
He shelved his negative thoughts after that until they came to mind again.
"So, why did you take to Lucifer of all people before anyone else?"
"Hmm," you hummed, leaning against your boyfriend, "I think it's because he kinda reminds me of a dad half the time. Aside from the anger outbursts and the threatening of my life and the obvious shows of affection via punishment, he has a very father-like air about him. He also just acts like an old man."
Satan kissed your head, shoulders shaking with laughter. That was the best thing you could have ever said.
Asmodeus:
Asmo wasn't very offended that you didn't want to talk to him right away.
He had places to be, people to see, and needed to be drop-dead gorgeous all the while.
He didn't have time for shy little humans like you.
Until you rarely acknowledged his very presence.
Even more when you became best friends with Leviathan!
Oh, he was beyond offended that you would pick the shut-in over him! Him, the most beautiful creature in all three realms was rejected in lieu of the brother who rarely left his room!
You two were so chummy, so buddy-buddy.
You talked and laughed and spent hours together at a time.
You warmed up to the others, too, but you still seemed anxious around him.
And his ability to charm others had no effect on you whatsoever. That was even more of a burn than anything else.
Asmodeus went above and beyond to carve out time to spend with you.
You were very hesitant to be alone with him at first, for your own personal reason (aka a fucking crush).
But you steadily got to know the real Asmo over time and it only reaffirmed the feelings you had.
It's no surprise that he fell for you, too, and you two began dating.
You made sure you didn't neglect Levi, of course. He was your very best friend after all!
"Say, darling, I have a question for you. Why did you avoid me before we became friends? It was rather hurtful!"
You patted his head lightly and gave him a soft kiss. "Because you made me nervous. I couldn't have you knowing I had feelings for you before we got to know each other. You wouldn't have given me the time of day!"
"Hm, perhaps, but look at us now. I'd never choose anyone else but you~!"
Beelzebub:
To be honest, Beel didn't even notice you were shy.
He usually had his head in the clouds or was more focused on what he planned to eat or his workouts.
He didn't think much of the fact that you didn't really talk to him. Or anyone for that matter.
Beel had only noticed you every once in a while, sitting in the chair furthest away from everyone else in order to eat by yourself.
That made him feel bad.
But you never actually responded when he tried to talk to you. He assumed it was you being shy.
Then you became close with Belphie.
He wasn't jealous or anything, he thought it was sweet that his twin had such a good friend!
He got to spend time with you because you spent time with Belphie, and the two of them could often be found together.
That was when he noticed you avoided talking to him if you could help it.
He felt a bit hurt. He wasn't sure if he had done something to upset you. Maybe he'd eaten a snack you were saving? He wouldn't like that if he were in your shoes.
But the thoughts went away as you finally began warming up to him, too, and asking him to join you and Belphie.
He never thought about the whole avoidance thing again after that.
Why would he? You clearly liked him better and that was what mattered.
You two began dating, with some help from Belphegor, and things were going great!
That was when he remembered the way you used to act.
"MC," he said one day, "did you avoid talking to me because I was scary? Or did I upset you?"
"No, Beel, that's not it at all!"
He cocked his head and listened as you continued.
"I thought you were so sweet and so cute from the first time I saw you. It was hard to be around you because of that."
He only laughed and pulled you in against his chest in response.
Belphegor:
Eh, he wasn't too surprised that you didn't want to talk to him.
He made his feelings about humans pretty damn clear from the get-go after all.
He didn't care for you, you didn't speak to him. It was a win-win situation.
Your presence began to be acknowledged simply because you grew extraordinarily close with Beel in a very short time.
Long before you had gotten comfortable with anyone else in the house.
So he had to tolerate you.
You still didn't speak to him unless you had to, so he didn't mind.
But the more he was around you because of Beel, the more he found himself becoming drawn to you.
He began getting irritated when you got more chummy with literally everyone else in the house but him.
He eventually bit the bullet and was the one to begin conversations with you as regularly as possible.
He even went out of his way to spend time alone with you. Just to get close to you like the rest of his brothers were. And he found himself utterly enthralled by everything about you. Damn it.
You started getting much more comfortable with him in turn.
You would laugh and joke with him like you did everyone else, you took naps with him, you guys studied together. You were still much closer with Beel, but Belphie didn't mind.
He actually thought you were in love with Beel until Beel made a comment to him about how you had a crush on him.
That floored him and he ended up asking you out on your first official date together, with much encouragement from his twin who was beyond happy to see you two finally together.
The two of you were lazing about in the twins' shared room, Beel at Fangol practice, when he decided to bring up the way things were before.
"Listen, I'm sorry about the way I acted before I got to know you. I get that that is why you avoided talking to me."
You snickered and nuzzled your nose against his cheek.
"It started out that way, sure, but I began crushing on you the more I hung around you because of Beel. I've always been pretty shy, so I never knew how to tell you. So I told Beel instead. I knew he'd tell you."
"You fool," he murmured affectionately, a breathy chuckle sounding as he moved to kiss you.
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lysol1201 · 3 years ago
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wack ass crack headcanons i thought in the shower again
more lol oopsies haha no regertz
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- belphie knows MCR and knows how to play Welcome To The Black Parade on the piano
- barbatos introduced belphie to MCR because “their music made me think of you”
- levi spends a lot of money on controllers cuz sometimes he gets angy and smashes them, lowkey scary ngl
- levi also paid $2k on keyboard caps and my mind cant be changed
- he also owns alienware and razer gear
- diamond rank in league of legends
- these are mostly just levi shit ngl im self projecting
- school picture day, asmo held up the line cuz he kept wanting to retake his school ID picture
- satan writes smut fanfics and asmo is his beta reader
- levi pays for majority of the water bill, this one isnt self projection, this is just levi being a sea serpent
- beel is a food critic and weirdly feared. although he may like everything, if he isnt ecstatic or eats less than 4 servings, your career will go down in the dumps
- now if youre solomon and beel wont eat your food, youre fucked. throw that chef dream away because you will never recover
- (p sure this is canon but i am gonna list it) levi is a good artist cuz he likes making fanart and wants to make manga’s
- levi sometimes makes art for satan’s stories as practice
- levi occasionally makes nsfw art i dont make the rules i just enforce them
- mammon taylor swift stan the end ❤
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mandragora-tea · 3 years ago
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Kinda made on the spot but would really like pure fluff and comfort
Reader has a bad day that stresses them out and Asmo and Belphie offer a cuddle and chill session
Ohhhh
Very much appreciate wholesome asks :3c
Ty for requesting ♥
I fell asleep for a minute oopsie
That's what I get for pulling another all nighter
Asmodeus
Oh this just won't do
He'd been trying to get your attention all day!
The constant brushing him off is completely unacceptable
You're usually so quick to reciprocate his affection
And he could tell from how ragged you looked that your day was going as well as normal
As the day progress and you grew more and more disheveled he planned more and more things for you to do, so you can unwind
As soon as you start to head back to the house at the end of the day, he's tailing you
You're on the brink of tears and ready to rip our your hair, but his arms wrapping around you help stifle your emotions
The last thing you want is for anyone to see you shed tears
He sing songs your name in a low voice as he rests his head on your shoulder
You glance at him via your periphery, and from the gleam in his eye you can tell he's planning something
He lets go and walks around to your front, grabbing your hands with a smile
I have a lot planned so we should get going~
He pulled you gently along with him as you walked home from RAD
And once you arrived at the house he tugged you into his room
After he guided you to the bed and sat you down, he went into his bathroom
First on the agenda was a warm bath for your nerves
Whether or not you want him to join you is completely up to you
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Belphegor
He trudged through the halls, one goal in mind
To find you
You were very late for daily nap time and he was none too happy his favorite cuddle buddy didn't come
He didn't sleep very well at all without you
With him he carried his usual pillow, the fabric clenched between his fingers, giving away his irritation
He went straight to your bedroom and opened the door
The sight made him soften
On the floor your sat, hugging your knees to your chest
Paper littered the floor, a large textbook open in front of you
He could tell you were about to have a breakdown, so he plopped down next to you
You jumped, not noticing his presence until you felt him lean against you
He nuzzled his face against your shoulder with a hum, eyeing your discarded notes
The handwriting was gradually becoming illegible scribbles
He stood and put his pillow on your bed
Hmm.. MC you missed our nap. Take a break so we can make up for it
You were going to protest, but the look in his eye shut you up
He held a hand out to you, to help you off the floor
Impatiently he pulled you onto the bed with him, flicking your forehead
He scolded you quietly for stressing yourself out and not properly balancing work and leisure
Clinging to you with a yawn, he used the influence from his sin to help you relax
He could always help you with your studying later
Now's the time for sleep
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obeythedemons · 3 years ago
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Torture Room [Obey Me! Asmodeus & Lance, Barbatos/Lance]
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Genre: Comedy
Word Count: 364
Obey Me! Masterlist
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“I’m telling you, Lance! He has a torture room!” Asmo whimpered as he held onto Lance’s shoulders and guided him through the demon’s castle. “It’s sooo scary!”
“You’re just acting scared because you think you look cute when you’re scared,” Lance said with a sigh.
Asmo stopped cowering and grinned with a wink. “Well, I am! But seriously, he has a torture room. People hear screams coming from it!”
“And that’s where we’re heading?” Lance asked and looked over his shoulder with a bored expression.
“Yes! I want to find out if it’s true!” A scream sounded from just around the hall. Asmo’s eyes widened with a small sliver of fear. “It is true. We gotta leave!” He tugged on Lance’s arm while Lance stared down the hallway from where the sound was coming from. “You can hear him beating someone!”
Lance tilted his head to the side. “I know this song.” Lance slapped his forehead with his free hand. “He’s listening to metal, you dumbass. You all really thought Barbatos was torturing people because he just blasts metal?!”
“Uh…Oopsies?” Asmo laughed. “But he’s so mysterious you just start coming up with theories, you know?” The Avatar of Lust shook Lance back and forth. “It’s so hot!”
“You’re going to dislocate my arm,” Lance grumbled. Asmo moved away from holding his arm to grabbing his shoulders to shake him. “That’s not what I meant.”
“Come on! You have to admit he’s cool and that he at least interests you a little bit. I’ve seen how you stare at him! Come on admit itttt!!!”
“Fine!” Lance griped and took a hold of Asmo’s hands to pry him off. “Barbatos is cool.”
“And?” Asmo hummed.
Lance felt his face warm. “He at least interests me a little bit.” He looked away from Asmo and froze.
“Only a little bit?” Barbatos stood there with a smirk painted on his face. The butler approached the pair and snaked his arm so his hand on was on Lance’s back. “I’ll have to ensure I change that. Do you mind if I steal Lance, Asmodeus?”
Before Asmo could respond, Barbatos was leading Lance away. Asmo blinked. “He’s totally going to torture Lance.”
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amayaonly1 · 4 years ago
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A Lil' Oopsie - Lesson 2 (Obey Me! x Female!MC/Reader)
Other work: Diavolo's Cousin from Hell
A Lil's Oopsie mini-series:
Prologue | Lesson 1 | Lesson 2 | Lesson 3 | Lesson 4 | Lesson 5 | Lesson 5.5 | Lesson 6 | Lesson 7 | Lesson 8 | Lesson 9 | Lesson 10 [End]
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Tock
Tick
Tock
The constant clicking of the grandfather clock chimed through the silent room. No one dared to utter a word; though one should give them the benefit of the doubt, considering that three beings - two high-leveled demons, and a powerful human sorcerer feared by many demons - were being glared down by the Avatar of Pride, right-hand man of the Future King of Devildom. He might've been aware of what happened after hearing their explanation, but regardless, he was still irritated that they'd allow such a mishap that could risk someone's life; especially one that belongs to their beloved human.
Though it seemed that the ruckus had attracted quite a bit of attention. Standing at the side were Leviathan and the young twins; the older one munching on a bag of Spicy Newt Chips, while the other groggily watched with his cow-printed pillow held by his waist. The thirdborn, on the other hand, thought that it would come in handy if he secretly filmed the scene unfolding before them.
Now, what about the Avatar of Lust? Well, he was rather occupied with fawning and cooing over the human toddler sitting on the floor. It was quite an oxymoron; with the pair playing peek-a-boo just a few feet away from them.
"Kya~" he swooned as he suddenly lunged in to place the cooing toddler on his lap and hugged her tightly, rubbing his cheeks against her chubby ones which caused more giggles to slip her lips. "I didn't think you could get any cuter, MC~ Not that I'm saying you never were, but now... you're just so...- Ah~! I can't take any more of this cuteness!"
"Hey!" chided Mammon. It seemed that he was more bothered about his younger brother smothering the toddler than being glared at by the eldest. "Keep your hands off her! Don't think that just because she's now a kid, ya' can take advantage of that!"
To which, the pink-haired demon retorted, "I must say, though. Never in my life would I think I'd be utterly grateful towards you. After all, you were the one who made MC so cute~♪"
The secondborn, however, felt insulted. "Is that even supposed to be a compliment?!"
Lucifer, already tired from the endless piles of paperwork still pending inside his office, could only heave a disapproving sigh. "Anyhow, we'll be only killing time if we stay here and expect MC to return to normal by miracle."
"I'll bring the plant back to the Purgatory Hall to create the antidote," volunteered Solomon. "Should I find anything relating to this matter, I will promptly update you."
The demon nodded curtly before his attention returned to the rest of his brothers. "In the meantime, we will take care of MC as much as we can. I ought to inform Diavolo to excuse her from classes until she recovers from... this. We wouldn't want to cause a commotion of having a human toddler wandering around RAD."
"No problem~" chirped Asmodeus, who hugged - or rather, squeezed - the said girl with glee. If he was a dog, one could imagine his tail wagging frantically.
"Hands off her," ordered Belphegor. It seemed like he wasn't the only one who was starting to get annoyed by his brother getting a little too handsy with MC. "You've had your fun, now let us a chance to hold her."
Leviathan didn't hesitate when he agreed. "Not fair!" he argued. "You can't have her all to yourself, Asmo."
"Not a chance," retorted the pink-haired demon, shifting his body away while keeping the confused toddler away from them like they were germs. "I know you'd be occupying all her time the minute I let her go. You'd even go as far as keeping me and darling MC apart, like the tragic tale of Tristan and Iseult. Shall fate be this cruel to us?"
"No, it's because you're hogging MC all to yourself," deadpanned Beelzebub, before shoving another handful of chips into his mouth.
But Asmodeus ignored him. He hugged MC close to him and dramatically declared, "If fate wished to take MC away from me, then I shall challenge fate and emerge as the victor!"
Satan shook his head. Stepping forward, he swiped MC away from his brother swiftly and carried her by his hip, keeping his arm firmly around her waist. The babbling toddler soon found herself intrigued by his RAD uniform, with her gaze as fixated as her tiny fingers traced the gold badge.
"Don't be ridiculous," he scoffed. "We're merely suggesting that it's only fair that we take turns looking after MC."
"I agree with Satan," said Lucifer. "Furthermore, I propose that we should come up with a schedule so we can take turns looking after her. I believe it's only fairer this way."
"As long as I get to be first," grunted Mammon quietly. After all, as MC's first man, shouldn't he be the first one to take care of her? Let alone, hold her?
Solomon approached the blossomed plant. He carefully bundled it up with the large white muslin cloth, which he then reused the rope to loosely tie it up at the top. Cradling the flower pot in one arm, he grabbed the large botany book, one that had information about the plant, and announced, "Well, then. I'll be taking my leave. Please excuse me."
MC suddenly started squirming in Satan's hold, prompting the confused demon to gently put her down. She then rushed towards the wizard, who was already making his way out the door, arriving just in time to stop in front of him and tugged on his leg.
"MC?" He peered down with raised brows, looking just as taken aback as the other seven demons inside the room.
"Aw..." cooed Asmodeus. "Do you want Solomon to stay?"
She nodded her head, burying her pouty face into his black pants while hugging him tightly.
Just when he thought things were going smoothly after seeing how well-behaved MC was. Lucifer heaved a sigh for the umpteenth time that day. He carefully approached the toddler and crouched, seeing her eye-to-eye.
"MC," he softly called. "Solomon has important matters to attend to right now. He'll come here again on another day."
Hearing that last bit sounded convincing to her. She looked up at the firstborn demon, before her doe eyes landed on the said man. The wizard gave her an assuring smile, and then, once he felt her loosen her grip, he knelt on the ground and reassuringly said, "Lucifer is right. I'm rather busy at the moment, but do not fret, for I'll return once I'm free. Come to think of it, I heard that Beelzebub and Belphegor are in-charge of cooking tonight. How about you go over and help them? I'm sure there are other things that the brothers need help with in the house. I might give you a present if they tell me that you've done a great job. What say you?"
MC looked up at the demons with wonder. Albeit as a two-year-old, it was amazing that she could comprehend whatever was coming out of Solomon's mouth; even though no one had made such an agreement beforehand. The seven brothers quickly exchanged glances before looking back at her, giving her warm smiles as they nodded. Her (E/C) orbs gleamed with excitement. She looked back at Solomon and nodded cutely, her smile returning to her chubby cheeks.
"Good girl," he praised. Quickly putting the book down, he ruffled her hair, making it more unkempt than before; much to Asmodeus's dismay. He grabbed the book before getting back up and then finally leaving the common room, on his way out to find the cure to cure MC of the toddlerisation.
As MC watched his fading silhouette, she felt a large hand gently placed on her back. Peering up, Beelzebub was crouching behind her with a reassuring smile.
"Don't worry," he said. "Solomon is a busy man, but he knows how to arrange his time. He'll come back when he's free. How about we go make some dinner with Belphie? We're planning to make Roasted Roc and Creamed Bonnacon. Don't worry, I won't keep taste testing the bonnacon this time. We can even make cream puffs for dessert. It'll be fun."
A wide smile broke across MC's face. She turned around to face him properly, clapping her hands while babbling out, "Puff! Puff!"
How any more adorably innocent could this child get, was what the seven brothers thought.
Demons might not understand how such a simple act would bring so much joy to a human child. But if that's what makes her happy, then they'll be glad to bring that smile to her face, regardless of whether she was a toddler or not. Even if it meant that they would have to get a cardiac arrest from overwhelming cuteness.
Boy was this going to be a long, bumpy ride.
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