#At least it's not Chuck E Cheese

[dragonmama76]

Not a Fair Fight

@steddiemicrofic prompt: pin, 388 words, rated:G

Some days Steve felt like the fight would never end.  First was the demogorgon, then the mind flayer, the dogs, the bats and finally Vecna.  But that all felt like nothing compared the battle happening now.  Steve wasn’t sure what he had walked into, but this one couldn’t be won with his nailbat. He would have to keep his wits about him.

Hands on his hips, Steve cleared his throat, “Does someone want to tell me what’s going on here?”  Two matching sets of eyes immediately met his.  They hadn’t heard him come in, but now it was a race to see who could make their argument faster and louder.  Steve held his tongue and tried to listen as they spoke over each other.  He was unwilling to give either side the benefit of the doubt.  Both could be equally stubborn, irrational and childish.  He didn’t know how this started, but he needed it to end.  

“One at a time or no one at all!”  Steve demanded.

“I want. My birthday party.  At Chuck E Cheese!”  Doro whined, stamping her foot.  “It’s not fair!!  Jenny and Andy BOTH got Chuck E Cheeses parties!  I HATE being famous.”

“Be reasonable, chicken,” Eddie pleaded, “We can have an awesome party here at home with pizza and we can play  hide and seek, musical chairs, and pin the tail on the donkey!!”

Steve couldn’t help the snort that emerged.  Pin the tail on the Donkey?  What was Eddie thinking?

“Chuck E Cheese has a band that comes out and plays every half hour!” Dorothy whined.

“Daddy has a band that can play the WHOLE TIME if you want!!”  Eddie countered.

“Oh my God, Daddy, that's SO embarrassing!!”  Dorothy cried.

“I’ve won three Grammys…” Eddie sulked.  

“Okay, loves,” Steve broke in, “Before someone’s feelings really get hurt-” He looked pointedly at Eddie, who frankly, should not be taking this so personally but who was sulking anyway.  “Let’s get a few things straight.  Dorothy Munson, YOU are not famous. Maybe someday, but not today.  However!” Steve pinned his daughter with a look, “Your father is, and he absolutely cannot stroll into a Chuck E Cheese on a Saturday without a security detail.  You don’t want that on your birthday so we are going to sit down and compromise!” 

“Fine,” his daughter sighed.  “So…Disneyland?”

[therealbigc]

Imagine you had a British accent instead of a New Jersey accent

I dink i would unplug myself, I could neva be british

[cupcakehamster64]

If Gotham was a real place, they would have a Chuck E. Cheese.

[conspicuous-clown-car]

considering how fnaf was based off of chuck e cheese, them doing this sly 'fnaf but not legally fnaf' cash grab just proves my point of how spot on scott cawthon was with making fazbear entertainment a shitty company. CEC Entertainment really is that bad

[security-gaurd]

Fellas

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[hmmdotjpg]

quick poll for all my rocket fyre exploded fans and church ey chese here

feel free to reblog and tag your answer!

[dinahdelightful]

Would making a chunky cheese oc fix me

[graysexualcreature]

Reunited with an old friend today

When I was a little kid, he was my favorite animatronic at the old Chuck E Cheese my family used to go to. I thought they destroyed him when he was gone until I saw him on my field trip today. He's still functional and in really good condition!

[singinrevelry]

forgot to report that yesterday at work I saw someone casually walking past with a macaw and a cockatoo and i so desperately wanted to know where they were going

[jelliclewhiskers]

Went to a Chuck-E-Cheese today.

Unfortunately, they have removed the bots and gone through with the screen setup at this location. I didn't record because of the other guests (mostly young children), but I did get some items and had a fairly good time when the arcade machines worked. Everyone was engrossed in those, and there wasn't any attention on the big screen nor the TV monitors installed around. Music videos without the cast (Kids' Bop I assumed) and videos with them represented by puppets were on.

Several machines (including the play pass card kiosk meant to distribute the cards needed to use any machine) were malfunctioning. Guitar Hero absolutely did NOT work. It does feel like more effort could be put in but the kids seem to like the trampoline, so I guess it works out.

[frankenruth]

So apparently my state doesn’t have a single Chuck E Cheese.. what the heck…

[pvtchurch]

I offer you a rat in these trying times

[themovementgeneration]

This Versus was crazy back in the day...man wtf happened to these 2 :/

#DC versus Marvel

steve jobs might be on to something cause dont both of these look like headsets for airplane pilots? lmk chat

Same train literally every time just a different cart of ideas. Im literally slappin the shiet out of everybody i looked directly at

Capiin

Im only Human -Rag N'Bones Man

[regallibellbright]

*Wakes up in the middle of the night, around when I’d usually be going to sleep* So, anyone ever have weirdly vivid dreams about a place you’d swear exists and vaguely remember going to as a kid WITHIN the dream, and then when you wake up go “no, that does not exist and in fact never has”?

Because my psyche has apparently sent me to indoor playgrounds or, like, elaborate arcades of some variety REPEATEDLY in the last month, different places on all occasions, and it’s being quite insistent I remember these places existing despite all evidence to the contrary, and any nearby equivalents I COULD be remembering distinctly do not look or act like the dream. It’s gone very detailed, and at times strangely consistent with the theming. Bizarre.

[rupertholmes]

and its like. i cant even act the same towards them because that just goes against my moral code and will make ME worse as a person. that used to be what it was like and thats why i was so mean to irl friends in high school