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[daryamortazavi]

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[dailybehbeh]

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[ionicblowjobs]

I feel like it needs to be explained (as many people try to very poorly) that the bill is supposed to be a choice for ByteDance to either relocate (sell itself) to be an American-located company or else companies that allow it through their app store will be fined into oblivion. Every single argument presented in the congressional hearings in favor of the bill involved protecting American data/privacy *explicity* from the CCP. This is, in practicality, a way to Americanize tiktok and bring the data back to mainland companies and definitely 100% for sure to protect American data from China (certainly not capitalizing on the nationalization of massive amounts of user data). Meanwhile, the arguments being drowned out explained how "misguided" the bill is in terms of actually protecting user data. What wasnt as explained is how pointless an exercise it is for impact on governmental data overreach (on any side) and how much of an overreach it should be to force a company onto a single country's soil.

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

[isenstar777]

A small highlight of my working life is when I get to put OoO in our official documentation

[rachealsaccount]

how does one fax something to their representatives? and does faxing someone something still send them a physical piece of paper? because I think. if I were a state or federal representative. getting physically faxed a ton of complaints about an issue might just annoy me enough to address it.

[helianthologies]

ok heads up to desktop tumblr users who have ublock origin do NOT use the element zapper to get rid of the lil following/for you tabs at the top of your dashboard bc it does make posts just randomly disappear and reappear from your timeline or blog. i have been having this issue for weeks and only just now realized what was wrong 👍

[euelios]

emails scary

[lamarie-artsy]

I scanned and sent my sister something she needed and she fucking. prayer reacted to it.

didn't know you could do that to emails now.

[warrenwoodhouse]

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[lynniethebeegirl]

I swear apartment hunting was not this difficult five years ago

[homiebromantic]

someone remind me to buy stamps, envelopes, and more paper tomorrow I'm going to start sending hate mail to my state senator

[chrisbangs]

happy birthday li! I hope I’m not late!! have the greatest day ever 🎂🥳

you're not late at all 🥹🫶💗 it's only just begun so 🥺🩶🫂 thanku sososoo much vivi 😭🤍 i really appreciate it mwah!!!

[d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r]

someone may be ghostnoting—that last post has an invisible reblog, so if you reblogged it heads-up

[patchouii]

It’s peak comedy how in episode one, Alana’s all like “Even if he doesn’t see me and even though Hannibal is great, Will hates therapists and knows all the tricks, so he avoids being honest, etc”. And Will is very vocal about his dislike of therapists, especially since one of them presumably leaked his patient information in the past with Chilton’s comments about how the Baltimore psychiatric scene probably wants to slice open his skull Hannibal-style. And then in episode two he shows up to see his new therapist, who had previously seen him in his underwear and brought him breakfast instead of just sending him some autoreply email for new patients, and says he wants to go back to work because killing Hobb felt good and powerful.

And instead of being disturbed, his new therapist goes on a tangent about how that’s totally valid because God kills people, actually, corners him up against a ladder while asking him how he feels, serves him alcohol during their 7:30 pm appointments, constantly says that Will’s his “friend” and that they’re having “unofficial therapy” or “just conversations”. And pushes the chairs closer so that he can sit closer to him. If that was my therapist, I would’ve been out of there like a shot, so there’s absolutely NO way that Will didn’t smell something generally fishy. Even Bedelia calls Hannibal on his obsessive behavior and says that it’s verging on unhealthy for him, too, and going to turn out badly, and sets a clear boundary between patient and friend while Hannibal affords her the freedom.

Like Will was a professor of criminal profiling who had to study psychology and was constantly begged by the BAU boss to glean people’s thoughts and motives, who’d seen therapists before and is friends with a generic nice therapist, can probably use his empathy to sense the massive weirdly intimate vibes Hannibal is giving off, there’s no way he thought to himself “Yeah, this is totally normal and not at all legally, procedurally, and morally sketchy as fuck, and also very lacking in homoerotic tension and heated eye contact.” Will saw the tip of the iceberg from the start. Instead of letting Will dive in on his own like he probably would’ve, he had to hit Will with it all Titanic style after hiding it by messing with his head. Hannibal could’ve been messing with his other head all along if he’d had less of an insane control complex….

[humansbgone]

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