gaareththegreat · 1 year ago
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shhhh… the girls r gossiping!!!!
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sparklysparklingsparkles · 11 months ago
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😐 <- Tubbo whenever Fitpac is mentioned
🤭🏳️‍🌈 <- Tubbo when alone with Fit and Pac
[Bbh: "Yeah, someone should definitely come and clean this i think."
Pac: "WHERE'S FIT? He's the one to clean it.."
Bbh: "Oh he may not be here, i think he's taking a week off."
Tubbo: "Noo! Noooo!"
Pac, sad: "You know, that's okay yeah. Like, no problem. I wasn't even thinking about this, you know... I'm just gonna grab some Popcorn from the guy in the corner, be right back..."
Bbh: "Okay."
Tubbo: "Awww diddums, nooo. Awwww.."
Pac, still very sad: "It's okay guys.."
Bbh, quietly: "Hey uh, Tubbo, wh-while Pac's away, you wanna hear some fofoca?"
Tubbo: "Always, hit me."
Bbh: "Do you know that Pac.. has a crush on fit!?"
Tubbo: "Yes. It has been incredibly obvious."
Bbh: "They keep calling each other roommates!!"
Tubbo: "Yes."
Bbh: "What do you think that means?!"
Tubbo: "It means that they're having sex."
Pac: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS!"
Tubbo: "What what what WHAT??!"
Bbh: "LANGUAGE!"
Tubbo: "WHAT??!"
Pac: "Hey guys, hey!"
Bbh: "Oh, hey Pac!"]
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salemoleander · 1 year ago
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Skizz & Scar 'Play Cats' | Phasmophobia 9.25.23
Clips edited from Skizzleman's VOD. Transcript under cut:
Impulse (Over radio): Where are you?
Scar: Oh, are we doing cat mode?
Skizz: Yeah!
Grian (answering Impulse in a tiny smug voice on radio): Behind you.
Skizz: Hopefully they need some a this.
Scar: Meow, meow, meow-
Skizz: [Laughs] Riaoww. I speak cat, dude.
Scar: Meow, wow, wowie-wow.
Grian (over radio): What are you doing?
[Both Skizz and Scar continue to meow, increasingly obnoxiously.]
Grian (over radio): What are they doing? Guys, why are you meowing?
Scar: Meowie wow meow?
Skizz: [Laughs] We went into cat mode.
Grian (over radio): You wanna come in here?
Skizz: We went into cat mode. We did cat mode. You want us in there-? Upp, it's throwing stuff. Hup, something's happening! Ahh, it's hunting! Guys gotta stay safe, m'kayyy?
Grian (plaintively saying his final word over radio): Meow?
[Grian and Impulse are silent after this.]
Skizz: Are they dead?
Scar: Was that just an event?
Skizz: I dunno what's going on. I think it may have been an event. Alright, what'd ya learn?
[Silence. Scar and Skizz both start to laugh as they realize the others are dead.]
Skizz: Is the door locked?
Scar: Yeah- yeah, yeah.
Skizz: Oh, it's still hunting. It's still hunting, alright.
Scar: You try! Make sure I'm not being dumb.
Skizz: Hold on, let me wipe off my hands. Wait, check under the mat. No key. Huah! There we go.
[Faint sounds of player strangling can be heard in the background of the door opening.]
Skizz: Who's dead? Sound off.
Scar: Meow meow boys?
Skizz: Hey guys! [He catches sight of their corpses] Oh noo- oh, what!
Scar: Aw, geez! Oh, what happened?
Skizz: You guys are dead, I'm getting outta here, awwww. Gonna get on the truck, gonna getcha- information that way.
Skizz: By the way, guys, Scar made that mess not me. [Under his breath] Lemme go in here.
Scar: Uh, actually, we were both doing it? We were playing cats, meow?
Skizz: [Laughs]
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wolfythewitch · 2 years ago
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"Picturing Wilbur and Phil searching for food or investigating something and Wilbur keeps going "here hold this. what do you make of this?" and handing things to Phil. Y'know the way you pass things to your cat for it to sniff and announce and opinion on"
What if Wilbur puts a backpack on Phil to help carry extra supplies. The first time, Phil just unceremoniously falls to the ground because the bag messed up his balance and he lays there like a distressed turtle.
AWWWW NOO HAHA
It works! He can't carry anything too heavy but Wilbur probably trusts him with their food supply
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idkwhatever580 · 8 days ago
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AGATHA ALL ALONG EPISODE SEVEN SPOILERS AHEAD
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Back at it again with the thoughts on Agatha all Along episode 7. I’m ready for this ride. Buckle up cowgirls.
OMG LILIA DONT DO THIS TO ME
Okay. I didn’t really need the recap but I totally watched the recap.
RIO HAS BEEN MENTIONED.
2:50
EX
best friend
Iconic. I knew there was something between them.
2:56
HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU DONT DISRESPECT WANDA MAXIMOFF. SHE (possibly) GAVE HER FUCKING LIFE FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT
3:30
HAH this had me literally cackling bro ✋😭😭😭
It’s so iconic though like. Me too girl
3:42
What in the hotel Transylvania?!
3:45
You can be my mistress
3:52
SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU BITCH
Guys… I hate that little twink
4:14
You can see the hurt in her eyes. That cut deep. And I hate teen for it. There’s no way bro. I’m so angry. She is gonna be a meanie now 😖🔫
4:40
FUCKING WIZARD OF OZ (and wicked. Come at me) I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT I LOVE WICKED TOO IM SO EXCITED
I might love Angelina Jolie and her role but fuck you Billy. (I forgot to mention I will be jumping back and forth between Billy and teen now lol)
6:06
That’s a lot of swords bro ✋😭
6:30
YEAH SHES BEING FUCKING TRUTHFUL YOU BITCH TAKE THAT SWORD YOU BITCH
7:04
Damn. Kinda wish you didn’t move
7:35
LILIAAAAA YEAAAAHHHHHH
8:02
Oh lorrrddddd
TEEN IS THE SON OF THE SCARLET WITCH HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
So iconic
8:35
She’s so real for that. Fuck you Jen
9:12
Wtffff I’m terrified. She’s terrified so I’m terrified
9:33
Poor baby.
10:25
POOR BABY I LOVE YOU BABY
10:50
I HATE YOU
10:52
Nvm. You’re chillin. Still don’t like you but I don’t hate you. Take care of my baby
11:30
Wait. Noooo I’m so scared
11:41
NO YOURE LYING STOP
11:51
LMAOOOOO PFTFFTFTFTTTT
12:07
DO IT FOR ALL OF US WE ARE NOT COOL
12:13
BAHAHAHHAHAAAA “damn using his full name” WTFFFF
12:40
Nah shit lol
12:49
FUCK YEAH
13:20
Me every damn day
14:13
Okay we’ll time is not of the essence right now
14:44
LEAVE MY BABY ALONE
15:20
Just a baby guys. My baby. My baby. You’re my baby say it to me.
15:58
So fucking real but quit with the attitude Jen. I’ll punch you
16:09
IS THAT TEENS BOOK?!
16:23
DONT HIDE IT BRO
16:30
Me too gurl.
16:41
That is traumatizing
17:21
CALL ME BABY BRO…. Oh my god. I’m so bad. I’m so so bad. She’s an older esteemed gentlewoman and I am 18. I’m a fucking slut bro ✋😭
17:39
Querent? More like queerent WAIT OMG WE TWINS LMAOOOO
17:57
That’s so real
18:08
You’re a bitch. That’s what you are. I’m not as angry. But the way you treated my wife earlier… I hold grudges. And I hope rio does too.
19:10
Yeah. Enormous potential to get absolutely socked by me.
(Maybe I’m a little salty)
19:32
REJNION BRING BACK MY WIVES
19:38
Me with my essay bro ✋😭
20:02
IM MISSING A WIFE
20:26
That’s so fucking sad baby. I love you. I’ll take care of you.
You know what?? I bet she was terrified of getting sick even a little bit after this.
21:00
NOO I STG YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM TALP THIJGS BRO
22:13
WHY THEY LOOK LIKE THAT WHY THEY WALKING LIIE THAT BRO
22:35
Logically. I know Jen joins her. But I still feel like I’d believe it if she left
22:39
Awwww okay. I don’t not like Jen anymore. Sisters. We’re sisters. There were never much devoted sisters
23:02
YOU KNOW SOMETHING. YOU KNOW SOMETHING AND IF IT IS MORE THAN JUST YOU FALLING THEN ILL FIGHT YOU
23:05
Okay. I got it lol
23:20
Who is this diva?
23:57
THE COVEN HELL YEAHHG
24:30
Slay
24:40
DONT PLAY WITH ME ILL KMS SO HARD
24:54
If youre about to tell me that I’m not actually about to find out that Wanda’s tower reversed I’ll fight.
25:07
OH LAWD IM SCARED
25:09
OH LORD THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE
25:28
THAT SHIT ACTUALLY MADE ME GASP AND SCREAM IN MY DORM AT 11:09 AT NIGHT BRO
HELP WHAT IS THAT?!
25:32
NO RIO I LOVE YOU YES RIO BUT DO NOT KILL HER PLEASE DONT KILL HER RIO I LOVE YOU. PLEASE DONT KILL HER
25:52
THEY JUST CINFIRMED WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW BRO
25:59
I LITERALLY JUST SAID OUT LOUD “oh that’s hot”
✋😭😭
26:02
YAAASSSSSS WE BEEN KNEW THIS THOUGH
26:30
OH SHE ANGRY
26:43
Dayummmm she angry angry. I mean. I guess I would be too.
26:48
Idk what y’all heard but all I heard was MOMMY
27:02
HELL YEAH BABAYYYY
27:17
If it is Rio calling her a coward I will actually shoot someone.
27:23
Why the captions spell magic like magick? Anybody know that one? I’m not a witch so I wouldn’t know
27:35
OH FUCK NOOOOO
28:20
OH FUCK NO DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU BABY
28:35
GRAVITY
28:39
Okay little boo thangs Salem seven lollll they be swimming ✋😭🤣
28:57
WAIT IS SHE KILLING THEM?!?!
29:04
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO KM GONNA CRY IM SCTUSKKY GONNA CRY SO HARD DONT LET GO BABY DONT LET GO
29:11
NO FUCK NO NO NO NO
Omg I’m gonna throw up I’m getting so worked up
29:26
Thank you for not showing us that. I’m okay with gore. I’m not okay with heartbreak. Even though my heart is broken.
29:46
Awww she’s just a baby. Just a wee baby.
I have a love hate relationship with Jac Schaeffer
I’d much rather blame Kevin fiege. He’s def behind this all. Also. I’m a man hater so yeah lol (not fr tho)
In conclusion: I’m kms.
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love-fictional-ppl · 1 month ago
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Fluff Prompts
1.) “Hey, babe? Do you know where all my sweaters went?” *Character B is wearing one of Character A’s sweaters* “…No.”
2.) *Character A is trying to get out of bed to go to work but Character B won’t let them* “I know, but I have to go, you know this.” “Noo! Stay and cuddle me.”
3.) “You seem stressed, let me give you a massage and help you.”
4.) *Character A accidentally shrunk Character B’s clothes in the wash*
5.) “I got you a gift!” “I thought I told you not to.” *Character A gifts Character B a homemade present.*
6.) *Character A hits on Character B with cheesy pickup lines.*
7.) “You’re my favorite person.”
8.) “Don’t be mad.” “What did you do?” “I got a new pet!”
9.) “don’t you want to know why?” “No, I don’t.”
10.) “Hug me!”
11.) *Character A looking at baby photos of Character B* “Awwww! You were so cute.”
12.) “None of it matters because we’re here, together.”
13.) “We choose who we want our family to be.”
14.) “You look gorgeous/handsome.” “You always say that.” “Because you always do.”
15.) *Character A comes home to Character B covered in paint*
16.) *Character A introduces Character B to somebody as their wife/husband.* “This is __, my wife/husband.”
17.) “everything I love about me is because of you.”
18.) “who are you?” “I told you my name is ___ ___.” “No, who are you?”
19.) *Character A is sick and Character B is taking care of them.* “will you read me a story?”
20.) “I told my therapist about you.”
21.) “Do you promise?” “I promise.” “Pinky promise?”
22.) “are you drunk?” “Noooo!” “Then why do you reek of liquor?”
23.) “I could talk to you for hours.” “Haven’t you already?”
24.) “Someday you’re going to be a great wife/husband.”
25.) “I trust you, and trust means more to me than love.”
26.) “Awww they’re so us!” “Those are two pigeons.”
27.) *Character A is on their period and Character B buys them sweets.*
28.) *Character A got into a fight and Character B cleans them up.*
29.) “You’re my soulmate.”
30.) “What are you doing?” “Having a staring contest.” “With a baby?”
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littlemissomega · 2 years ago
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Big Girl Thoughts
Warnings: smut, overstimulation, mommy kink, begging. Wanda being condescending, degrading
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"Oh are you a little sensitive?" Wanda croons mockingly
"M-mommy!" Y/N whimpers.
"Come on, sweetie, answer Mommy's question!"
Y/N's grip on the sheets tightens as and turns her head and buries it in the pillow, attempting to quiet her moans. She jumps when a slap lands on her thigh.
"Now now now, none of that! Mommy's working so hard for all those pretty sounds! Now answer my question, or I'll keep going all night!!"
Wanda adds another finger to Y/N's dripping pussy as though to say she means it.
"So sensitive Mommy! So so so sensitive! Ngjdjf mommyyy it hurts so good!" Y/N whines, the last of her pride melting away.
"Good girl. Cum again for Mommy like a good little slut,"
Y/N mewls and whimpers fill the room as Wanda's fingers fill her pussy. The suction toys on Y/N clit increases a setting.
"C-oohh can't Mommy! Too m-much!" Y/N gasps.
"Oh really? Do you need a break?" The suction toy goes down a setting, giving Y/N's nerve a little bit of relief.
She should have noticed the mock kindness in Wanda's voice, but Y/N head is too fuzzy and holes are too full to think righ, so she nods wuickky.
"Uh huh! Please Mommy, please please please, 's too much!" She begs.
"And did you come up with that thought all by yourself, silly baby?" Wanda asks, tilting her head.
It clicks in her head and Y/N whimpers, squirming in Wanda's grasp as she realizes her mistake.
"Mommyyyyyy…."
"Cause you know what Mommy's told you about thinking! You're too much of a dumb baby for such big girl thoughts! Let Mommy do the thinking for you…."
The suction toy turns to the strongest setting, and Y/N let's out a silent scream; her pussy clenching down on Wanda's fingers.
"Good girlll! You look so pretty when you cum all over my fingers, button" Wanda croons, still pumping her fingers in and out, Y/N's cum dripping down her wrist.
Y/N lets how desperate babbles as all the stimulation continues after so many intense orgasms.
"Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommyyyyy," Y/N whimpers.
"Awwww cutie! Doesn't it feel good?"
"Nghdbbbfhfud n-oohh noo no more Mommyy," she babbles, trying to squirm away from Wanda.
"Oh it doesn't feel good? Now we've gotta do something about that, don't wr?"
Then, everything stops. Y/N lets out a whimper of relief and goes slack against the mattress. She doesn't even notice Wanda's shuffling until the tip of Wanda's strap is rubbing against her puffy pussy lips.
Y/N starts crying from sensitivity and tries pushing Wanda away from her.
"Cut it out," Wanda snaps firmly, spanking y/n's pussy, "Mommy's gonna take good care of her babygirl… "
Taglist:
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@flourishandblotts-inc
@aagn360
@smromanoff
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mariaace · 3 months ago
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Sigma instagram series
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Sooo, that's for @luvfy0dor, the final one from their request. Sweetie, I'm so sorry this took so long, like genuinely i had no motivation, but here i am
@velvetyvoyage
Warnings: swearing, kys jokes
Bsd masterlist
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Caption: The gang is here🖐🏻
Comments:
Casino_owner: Oh boy, who's here except you?
↪Koliaa: MEEE 😆
↪Dostoyevsky: Present.
↪Suicide_miniac: HEREEEE (+Kunikida and Atsushi)
↪Doppo_Kuni: For the record, i was dragged here.
↪Nakahara_Chu: Me
↪Casino_owner: The only one i can bear is Chuuya. God protect me.🙏🏻
Suicide_miniac: Let's spend some money🤪
↪Nakahara_Chu: What money?
↪Suicide_miniac: Your money ofc
↪the.one_and_only: LMAO
↪Nakahara_Chu: fuck you.
↪Suicide_miniac: Bet. Here?
↪Casino_owner: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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Caption: I did the eyeliner btw.
Comments:
Koliaa: MINE NEXT!!😆
↪the.one_and_only: okay
↪Casino_owner: No.
↪Koliaa: WHY
↪Casino_owner: Leave my partner alone😞
↪Suicide_miniac: But they're pretty
↪Casino_owner: I know that better than you
↪the.one_and_only: Awwww
Nakahara_Chu: Okay but that's amazing.
↪the.one_and_only: Gin though me
↪Gin_Akuu: :)
↪Nakahara_Chu: You gotta teach me too then
↪Gin_Akuu: I will!!!
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Caption: You can't tell me it doesn't remind me of his hair.
Comments:
Dostoyevsky: It's the same colours, indeed.
↪the.one_and_only: RIGHT??
↪Suicide_miniac: Awww they're also heart shaped.
↪the.one_and_obly: Ew. No one asked you
↪Suicide_miniac: Why do you hate me? :((
↪the.one_and_only: You danced with my bf bitch. Kys.
Koliaa: THOSE ARE MINE CONFETTI
↪the.one_and_only: I know, that's why i took them
↪Gin_Akuu: LMAO
↪Koliaa: And where was Fedya??
↪Dostoyevsky: I was there. Watching them take it.
↪Nakahara_Chu: pf.
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Caption: MAJESTIC. MY MAN IS MAJESTIC.
Comments:
Gin_Akuu: Awwww, it's so pretty
↪the.one_and_only: I know, i know😫
↪Koliaa: The clothes are pretty😄
↪Casino_owner: Thanks.
↪Higuchii: The hair looks soo braidable.
↪Koliaa: Mine also does😄
↪Casino_owner: Why you gotta burst into every convo??
↪Dostoyevsky: 🤨
Nakahara_Chu: Gotta hire you as a photographer.
↪Gin_Akuu: Real tho
↪the.one_and_obly: Thanks babes.
↪Suicide_owner: Is it babes cuz Chuuya is short??
↪Nakahara_Chu: Kys.
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Caption: Which one??
Comments:
Suicide_miniac: HOW MANY CARDS?? EVEN A BLACK ONE??
↪the.one_and_only: Poor ass.
↪Nakahara_Chu: Lmao. I also have a black one
↪Suicide_miniac: WHAT?
↪Higuchii: I love his confusion.
↪the.one_and_only: Same
Gin_Akuu: With who are you going and where??
↪the.one_and_only: Investigation or something?
↪Gin_Akuu: Noo :( not what i meant
↪the.one_and_only: I know, i know😂 anyway I'm going with Sigma out
↪Suicide_miniac: AND YOU BRING ALL OF HIS CARDS??
↪Casino_owner: Those aren't all my cards?
↪Suicide_miniac: KDHEJKSJSHDVX
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ace-and-the-rpg-horrors · 3 months ago
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scrolling through Noel's CG gallery simulator
"awww <3 what a lovely young man. awwwww. how sweet. sure hope nothing happe- HEY. WHY IS HE CRYING. NOOOO. AAAAAAAA- oh Noelclaire <333 awwww he's so cute- hm... hmmmm,,,, oh. false alarm never mi- AAAAAAAAARGGHHH NOOOOOO. FUCK OFF LIME. STAY AWAY FROM HIM GET A JOB oh Rouge hiyaaaaaa teehee are you single queen- ahem. yay more Noelclaire <33 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO HE'S IN HORRORS. AGAIN. SOMEONE HELP HIMMMMMM NOO NOOOOO OUGHHHHHH AAAAA AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay. yayyy Noelclaire sillies <3 NOOO NOELLLLLL ARE YOU OKAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH. FUCK OFF LIME PART TWO,,, N. Noelclaire.... </3 waaa,,,,,,,, wahhhh,,, OH MY GOODNESS A CAT teehee silliness <33333 WHAT. NO. WHY IS THIS MAN IN HORRORS AGAIN. AGAIN. GET HIM OUTTTTTTT NOOOOOO NOOEEEEELLLLLLLLL AÀÆÂÃĂÄÀAAA-"
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stonyponyofficial · 1 year ago
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noo u idiot u were supposed to put the cloth on the wire framing so we can create the ultimate monkey mommy!!! now look at the monkey.. poor things preference for comfort over survival is gonna end up killing it, isn't it? awwww yes it is!! pinching its cheeks voice yes it iiiss..
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txna-blxckthorn · 1 year ago
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my thoughts while watching dps:
SPOILER ALERT !!!!!!!
oh my god why do all the guys look the same, i can barely remember movie characters names as is. this is just gonna make it harder 😭
neil is so adorable, i’ll punch anyone who hurts him
fuck neil’s dad not letting him do the school annual honestly i already don’t like him
omg they’re going to make asian parents so proud. neil gonna go to med school. those two other guys idk their names, mr future lawyer and me future banker
mr keating making the students rip the pages j evans pritchard wrote i’m not sure if he has a severe grudge on that guy as if he’s insulted his mom or he’s just a cool teacher
i made my mind. he’s a really cool teacher and i wish every teacher was like that
“poetry, beauty, romance, love.. it’s the reason most people stay alive.”
omg they’re gonna go to the cave that’s for the dead poets society???????
awwww todd is so cuteeee <33333
i swear to god these boys look like they’re trying to start a cult. sneaking out in the middle of the night wearing long black cloaks and hiding in a cave to tell stories and dancing around the fire
“truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. you push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. you kick say it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. from the moment we enter crying, to the moment we leave dying, it’ll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.” i swear, who hurt my child todd? i’m gonna kill them
ew i hate party scenes in movies, esp if it’s like a teenage club. it’s a really big ick for me
I SAID I HATE NEIL’S DAD FUCK HIM FUCK HIM neil literally not the lead role in the play that’s the next day, can’t he tell his dad he’ll quit tomorrow????
broooOo neil was so good in the play it was amazing!!!!!!!!
FUCK NEIL’S DAD FUCK NEIL’S DAD FUCK NEIL’S DAD FUCK HIM HE CAN’T SEND NEIL TO A MILITARY SCHOOL AND THEN MED SCHOOL TF DOES HE REALISE NEIL HAS A LIFE TOO
HOLY SHIT NEVER MIND NEIL DOES NOT HAVD A LIFE ANYMORE
IM CRYING
IM CRYINGG.
NEIL WHYYYYYY
YOU COULDVE JUST RAN AWAY
😭😭😭
THEY’RE ALL CRYING PLEASE NOOOO
BRO TODD’S REACTION BROKE ME
HE’S SAYING IT’S HIS FATHERS FAULT. HIS FATHER KILLED HIM
TODD NOO DONT GO
maybe he just needs alone time
mr keating noooo don’t cry
OMGGG CAMERON ACTUALLY WENT AND TOLD THE SCHOOL SO NOT THEY’RE AFTER MR KEATING ????
he actually believed the school???
GO NUWANDA GO PUNCH CAMERON’S ASS
OHMYGOD DID THEY ALL ACTUALLY SIGN THE PAPERS AGAINST ME KEATING??
TODD NO SIR SIT DOWN THAT’S EMBARRASSING
AWWW NO ACTUALLY THAT’S SO CUTE
AWWW
WAIT WHAT NO THAT’S THE END????
THAT CANT BE THE END WHAT
OH WOW
OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS
OHMYGOD
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pshwrldd · 2 months ago
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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out🖤
hi nana, my precious cutiesweetie! hru cutie? i know you've been dealing with a terrible cold now! i am sad and mad to know that 😔 you, such a cutiesweetie are infected! all bad virus must stay away from you they're horrible😣
anyways, you are one of my love, my bsf, and an important person for me. I really hope we'll continue to be close friends forever, and always found comfort in each other! tysm for being by my side, helping me choosing suit pics for my layout ❤ just want to remind you, that you never fails to make me smile ❤
Nooo… lily babyyy😖 ur gonna make me cry- im feeling the same😞 but so much better! Awwww, dont worry, i promise ill get so much better soon!!!
im actually speachless, i really hope the same. NOO thank you for being by myy side and u dont have to thank me for something so small? U help me with my whole header😖 💗you never fail to make my day sooo much better💗
im glad im alaways able to bring tou smiles, laughter and comfort always<3 i hope we get closer through and ups and downs.
thank you for being an amazing bestie anyone can ask for, thank you for being my sullyoon to my heawon🫶🏻 thank you for comforting me throughout the whole time im sickk. Thank you for being the sweetes preetiest, kindest person anyone can ask for. [your so kuch prettier than me i swear] thank you for being the first to text me, thank you for asking me to be moots, thank you thank you thank youu<3 not even an infinity amount of thank you can replace how grateful i am. And lily, i love you infinity and beyong💗🫶🏻
and i want to sent u back the award angel<3
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out🖤
ps: im so sorry if it took me ages to type this out bc im having a really bad headache right now but nothing can stop me from showing love to u . And i felt overjoyed from reading this thank you my lily sweetheart<33
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toomuchracket · 7 months ago
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Noo imagine spring morning walks when he’s back from tour. (Not far cause you know pregnancy) but walking to little coffee shops for brunch and ahhh 😭😭😭
love this because when the spring sunshine starts to appear over the next couple of weeks you get to make him melt by kissing his cheek and saying "it was raining when you were away. you brought the sun back for me!" awwww!! anyway - he'll hold your hand or tug you into him while you wander down the street for breakfast, and hold the bump while he stands behind you in the cafe as you're ordering, and it's just the cutest. actually, no, what's cutest is matty getting distracted at the table just scrutinising the layout of the coffee shop; you're like "everything alright, baby?", and he goes pink and says "i'm just trying to figure out where the best place to sit would be if we had the baby with us in her pram. sorry, darling, please continue", but of course you can't keep talking because oh my god how adorable. you do get a little tired on the walk home, so the agenda for the rest of the day is to curl up together on the sofa to watch abbott elementary and have a little nap against matty's chest. lovely <3
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sefusneezed · 6 months ago
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He is so sopping wet in every panel of all comics I adore him he needs a hug
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AWWWW LOOK AT THEM!! THE STOOL OMG SHE'S GOING TO FALL
WAIT IS HE CRYING AGSH NOO LYRANE
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discotitsposts · 6 months ago
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criminal minds rewatch is back
season 7 closing time-
obviously ep spoilers
party on the beach whooo
imagine just finding that omg
hotch running
my bird is happy
flirty hotch
rossi knows
Spencer SPENCERRRR UGH HE LOOKSS SO GOOD ALL THE TIME
penelope in blue 💞💞
can’t explain it but this unsub looks like the type of guy that would do this shit
shakespeare quote
ugh jj my beloved
reid’s voice 💞💞
morgan: he’s gay
WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT
this unsub kinda looks like my dad and it’s freaky
the guy who said he’s an s.a.c is kinda hot like idk what that means but damn
morgan: hack their cellphones penelope
also morgan: thank you crazy 😭😭love them
emily ur going to kill me with that blue top ugh😫
jj omg
they said jj and reid went to the gym together to speak with someone but reid is nowhere to be seen im suing
THERE HE ISi wanna kiss him so bad
it was me calling reid
omg penelope calling him 187
lol his best friend pulled his wife
wish i was the table reid’s leaning over rn
wishing i was the straw on emily’s drink rn
he’s using his victims as a therapist that’s the worst part
OH MY GOD REIDS OUTFIT
oh my god HSI VOICE HELPNME PLEASE ID SNTBBREATHE
HIS VOCIE IS SO LOW FUCK ME
bro the best friend coming out of the house is low😭😭
emily in that green top i’m choking
SPENCER WHEN YOU EXIST.
penelope in pink omg
this shows costume department is unmatched
me when spencer breathes: 🫨🫨😫😫
i’d let spencer buy me a drink
bartender bar-t-tender our loves alive
needle in a haystack mention. more like a needle in a pile of needles ifykyk
spencer reid slam me down on that table challenge.
rossi in the tomato sauce red shirt
yuck he got violent on this poor woman. geez.
morgan though 😫
everyone in this show hot
bro gonna crush his bestie
ouch that’s gotta hurt.
reid in purple 😫😫😫😫
he kidnapped his son
you are NOT the father!
reid vest reid vest reid vest
i need reid now. vest stays on.
he’s throwing a tantrum
jj is so calming no wonder aj is doing an audio book i literally want her to comfort me when i cry.
JJ NOO
haha she kicked his balls
morgan’s bicep bro i can’t it’s HUGE bigger than my head.
awww spencer worrying about jj brother duties
hotchsnend quote
morgan laughing
pennsylvania petite 😭😭 lmaooo
pa representation in jj🥰
lol valentine’s day
lmao the singles
reid goes home to me and his books
hotchy boy got a date
awww this is sweet i like hotch having a crush it’s so cute he’s literally so sweet omg my ♡
awwww he got kissed
the end 💞
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the-fiction-witch · 1 year ago
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Over The Phone P1
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Media The Queens Gambit
Character Benny Watts
Couple Benny X Reader
Rating Steamy
Concept Long distance
I finished making my bed setting the covers and pillows down nicely, I was ever so excited keeping an eye on the little white and black clock on my bedside table, a nice soft blanket already set for me to lay on. My red rotary sat on the end of my bed beside my wooden chess board both waiting as eagerly as me. I turned the dimmer switch turning the lights down low and lighting a candle or two filling the room with the woodsy scent, I slipped off my robe from my shower kicking it into my laundry hamper grabbed my little black lace negligee slipping it over me adding a spray of my favourite perfume. I checked the time again and couldn't help but bite my nail from excitement crawling into bed grabbing my stuffie bunny hugging it close to my chest as I watched the time tick over and immediately my phone rang.
"Perfectly on schedule" I cooed watching it ring a couple of times before picking it up bringing the receiver to my ear wrapping my fingers around the twisting cord "Hello?" I asked as seductive as I could
"Hello," his cocky voice spoke back "I'm looking for a Miss Y/l/n? Might you know where she is?" He plaid up
"Well, that depends, who may I ask is calling?" 
"Like you don't know it's me" 
"Hi Benny" I blushed 
"Hi y/n," he smiled back "I miss you"
"Awwww" I giggled "I miss you too, it's not fun when your so far away" 
"It's not, you know I'd give anything to be there with you" 
"Anything?"
"Anything stuffs just tight right now"
"I know, it's okay Benny. Your voice will just have to suffice for now"
"Your so sweet, I promise when the seasons are over and I actually have some fucking money I'll come to see you for a while" 
"You know you're always welcome,"
"What did you do today?"
"Nothing much, just some practice for next week, what about you?"
"Just chores and things, setting up for tonight"
"You always get so excited"
"You don't?"
"Humm you know I do babydoll" 
"so shall we?"
"Absolutely, who are you playing?"
"White as it is my turn"
"Alright," he chuckled and I could hear him clearly moving his board around "Your move first then" 
We plaid out a game of chess telling each other our moves and acting it all out on our own boards 
"And that's check babydoll, once again I win"
"You always win" 
"Humm sometimes I'm convinced you let me win" 
"Why would I do that?"
"... Because you like when you lose" 
"No, I don't"
"Liar" he smirked, "so shall we?"
"Absolutely" I blushed putting my board away 
"So what's my babydoll doing in our call tonight?"
"I'm in my nicely made bed, lights low, candles on, with my stuffie"
"I swear you love that bunny more than you love me"
"Nooo, it's just nice to have something to snuggle when you're not here with me benny, besides it's a nice reminder of you"
"Well happy you like him so much, but he better not be getting my kisses while I'm gone"
"No I'm saving all my kisses" I smiled
"Good girl,"
"What about you?" 
"Well, shut up in my bedroom tucked up in bed rather, longingly looking at the other empty half of my bed" he explained 
"Awww you must be chilly all alone in that dark basement"
"A little, you always make this place so cosy," he says "Tell me so I can really get a picture… what's my babydoll wearing tonight?"
"Ummm well, you could take a guess"
"Humm" he chuckled "let me guess that little black dress you love to show off in?"
"No"
"Umm, what about those little black shorts of yours?"
"No not today"
"Ummmm you better not be in that white nightie again. You know what that one does to me babydoll" 
"Noo guess again"
"You're not?"
"Maybe"
"You bad bad girl, I told you to save that for when I come to see you"
"Well I wanted to make sure it fit and looked nice and pretty when it arrived" I smiled playing with my lace 
"Fuck I wanna see you in that so bad, the magazine model looked good but I know you're going to look even more beautiful in it" 
"It does look nice your always do good at picking things out for me Benny" 
"Well I know your body very well babydoll" he smirked 
"What about you?"
"Humm nothing"
"Nothing at all?"
"No, fresh out of my shower I knew I was calling you so I didn't see much of a point in putting anything on" he smirked "I've missed you babydoll"
"I've missed you more"
"Yeah? How bad have you missed me?"
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