#BEN CARLIN

[urimaginarygirlfriend]

i had a terrible dream that both of the supercarlinbrothers marriages ended in flames 😭😭 ben’s wife was cheating on him and j’s wife took their two kids and just left

[henrycavillcumdump]

SuperCarlinBrothers

[geekynerfherder]

'Dogma' by James Goodridge.

[randomlittleimp]

Watching Dogma. Just don't understand why I can't get this on digital. Had to dig out the disk

[quodekash]

okay there’s these guys on YouTube called super Carlin brothers (or scb) and they’re brothers (woahhh such a surprise) and they make theory videos (among other things but theories is there main thing) on Disney, Pixar, Harry Potter, Marvel, Star Wars, and Name of the Wind. And I’ve watched almost all of their videos and every single one of them is basically canon to me at this point

but there’s this one series they did a couple months back, What If Harry Potter was in Slytherin?, and it’s my favourite thing ever. it’s new canon in my mind basically.

(other than the fact that they ship harmione so for some reason they decided that Harry being in slytherin means Harry then gets with Hermione. And then to make up for it, Ron gets with Luna, for some reason. And near the end they couldn’t figure out who ginny would’ve ended up with, and they brainstormed putting her with Draco. So basically they took my three favourite ships and pulled them apart and mixed them around and I don’t appreciate it)

Anyway, they accidentally put so much drarry in it it’s outrageous, and I’ve written many rambles in my notes about the Drarryness in the series but have had no one to share it with cos no one would have a clue what I’m talking about cos it’s not canon (it appears the tumblr scb fandom is non existent which is just so great) and I’ve created fictional stories within their fictional version of a fictional universe but I have no one to share it with other than my one friend and I want to share it with heaps of people but I can’t cos, lemme say it one more time, no one would have a clue what I’m talking about

But yeah. Scb are great and they support the lgbtq+ community, but they never actually put the queer rep into their videos which sucks, cos it’s so clearly t h e r e but they don’t acknowledge it, and cMON J AND BEN HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE BASICALLY SIBLINGS SO SHIPPING THEM IS INCEST (no hate to harmione shippers I think you’re very nice I just personally (along with everyone I’ve spoken to) think they’re more like siblings and gosh men and women can be friends - and close friends at that - without it being romantic. I mean if you have some nice hard evidence for me and a calm tone, I will gladly have a good old fashioned friendly debate with you where we acknowledge each other’s thoughts and opinions without hating each other cos people argue too much, I am merely suggesting a friendly debate where we hear each other out and take the time to understand each other as human beings and to know that each other’s opinions aren’t completely illogical and not sprouting from misogyny or sexism or homophobia or anything like that. If you have reasons and I have reasons, I’d like to share mine and hear yours, without causing world war 3 because listening to others talk about something they’re passionate about is really interesting to me)

sorry that went on for way too long. Basically scb are great and please watch their series on Harry in slytherin bc I need someone to share my thoughts with pls

[triforcevillains]

Dogma (1999) In dem Fantasyfilm verbannt Gott zwei seiner Engel nach Wisconsin, wo sie nun ihr Unheil treiben. Ein Kardinal bietet die Vergebung jeglicher Sünden bei Eintritt in seine Kirche an. Die beiden Todesengel sehen so die Möglichkeit, zurück in den Himmel zu kehren - dies würde jedoch zum Untergang alles Lebenden führen würde, da die Rückkehr der beiden Engel in den Himmel sich der Unfehlbarkeit Gottes entgegenstellen würde. Die einzige Nachfahrin Jesu muss nun versuchen, die beiden von ihrem Vorhaben abzuhalten.

(10/10)

[russilton]

Wait what did Lance do that almost cost George his career?

So its more about Lawrence than Lance himself, If you look in this article it’s covered with quotes from George to back it up as a source, and here, and George has been outspoken about lance’s money causing unfair orders for his teammates, but in short, in 2014 before a run at the BRDC F4 championship and FRECA, George was signed to compete in FRECA with PREMA, but 10 days before the season began he was unceremoniously dumped due to a veto by Lawrence stroll, who held stakes in the team.

Lance and George weren’t even racing in the same series at the time, as Lance was competing in the Florida winter series and Italian F4.

The reason this is notable in the case of George’s career is that during podcast interviews George has divulged that in 2013/14 he was given the ultimatum by his parents that next year either he needed to be securing additional sponsors, or he wouldn’t be able to race anymore, because they just didn’t have the funding for single seater series. George’s dad had sold their family business, his brother had stopped karting, they were travelling and sleeping in a tiny camping van to and from his races. His dad even reportedly slept in a horse box once, money was that tight. The poor kid was fifteen/sixteen at the time, he’d just left school the year before. It was a lot to put on him.

George credits this season as his make or break season in the second article, if he hadn’t won the f4 championship, he thinks that he might not have received funding to enter into the f3 seasons he did because his record would have only shown his okay but not great season at Koiranen, the team that he was forced to go to with only a weeks notice after losing his PREMA seat. While arguably he could have won there, it was nyck in a koiranen that won the season, that short notice change could have ended even worse. He doesn’t say it explicitly above, but this was the same year around the end of this season he reached out to Toto for financial help and thus would explain the comment about CV’s and needing to impress. The next season he went to Carlin after Toto told him not to, but still did well enough he’d been ‘unofficially’ signed as a merc junior by the end of 2016, made official the following year. Having that 2014 season go well was vital for George.

This is a lot of ramble ramble driver history, and its not Lances fault that his dad did that and put George in a risky place- but it DOES show how one easy swipe of Lawrences hand to move George from a seat he earned, could have ended his racing career. George is far from the only driver its happened to, both Ben Barnicoat and LANDO were blocked from PREMA seats. It’s one thing to buy your kid a seat. It’s another to pick their teammates.

[darkmaga-retard]

Ben Bartee

Sep 18, 2024

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” -George Carlin

Modern politics is a joke.

And, considering that a barely literate DEI labradoodle is the top spokesperson for the executive branch of the most powerful government in the world, it’s definitely on us.

Related: Hillary Clinton Demands ‘Criminal Penalties’ for Americans to Deter ‘Misinformation’

Fox News’ White House correspondent Peter Doocy is about as milquetoast as a heel as possible, mostly repeating banal Fox News “conservativism-for-Boomers” talking points disguised as questions.

But he’s the closest thing to a true check on White House propaganda allowed in the briefing room, so he’s all we’ve got.

[thefundiedata]

Where we're standing rn, does it look like the Duggars or Bateses will have more grands?

Good question! In doing this data, I've assumed Michael, Alyssa, Anna and Jinger will have no more children. I'm still predicting for Justin as we've had no word either way from him.

Short answer - The Bates will have more.

Longer answer with numbers below:

The Bates Zach & Whitney - 8 children Michael & Brandon - 0 children Erin & Chad - 11 children Lawson & Tiffany - 4 children Nathan & Esther - 7 children Alyssa & John - 5 children Tori & Bobby - 12 children Trace & Lydia - 11 children Carlin & Evan - 7 children Josie & Kelton - 9 children Katie & Travis - 10 children Jack & Emy - 5 children Warden - 8 children Isaiah & Sarah - 8 children Addallee, Ellie & Callie - 9 children each Jud & Jeb - 8 children each

Bates Total: 148 GrandBates

The Duggars J*** & Anna - 7 children John & Abbie - 4 children Jana & Stephen - 4 children Jill & Derick - 7 children Jessa & Ben - 9 children Jinger & Jeremy - 2 children Joe & Kendra - 12 children Josiah & Lauren - 11 children Joy & Austin - 8 children Jed & Kate - 10 children Jer & Hannah - 10 children Jason & Maddie - 8 children James - 6 children Justin & Claire - 3 children Jackson - 8 children Johannah, Jennifer, Jordyn & Josie - 8 children each

Duggar Total: 141 GrandDuggars

Jana getting married hasn't actually helped the Duggars at all. Jana getting married late pushed the age of courtship up, which has knocked off one additional GrandDuggar from each of the youngest girls and the Duggars have ended up even to where they were before the marriage. How bizarre. (Though even with the additional four GrandDuggars, they'd be behind)

[dizzyduck44]

Trevor Carlin adding fuel to my Lando is like Seb theory.

Credit :- Lando Norris A Biography, Ben Hunt

Seb though 🥺🥰

[chussyracing]

fresh batch of f1 news and info from the past few days

(side note: i didn't have time to catch up with my fave gossipers so it's just news that made it to media outlets)

Red Bull confirmed they will be paying off Verstappen's fees (and that is a massive amount of money with how many points he scored in 2023)

F2 and F3 drivers may face consequences for purposefully caused red flag in qualifying from 2024 on - it's testing of the new rule which could be later introduced in F1 if it turns out to be decent addition

People from Guiness world record book came to give MCL staff the official certificate for their fastest F1 pit stop ever

Mercedes is in legal exchange with fia (they can sue them for damaged reputation)

Abbi Pulling will continue in F1 Academy with Alpine (she will drive for Rodin Carlin)

Fia gala next yeah will be in Rwanda

there are some rumours about Ferrari livery release date for 2024 being 13th Feb

Este is planning a French civil war for 2024 in the team, because he thinks he has been too nice this year (it will be so much fun)

Gasly said in some Frnch interview that it's not just Alpine where drivers aren't friends and to look at others like Ferrari (lol)

Verstappen is planning to leave F1 in 10 years time at latest (nobody keeps you here king feel free to leave NOW)

Bruno Famin will continue as Alpine's team principal unless he is asked to leave

FIA is considering proposing a standardized floor plank for 2026 onwards

There is a discussion between F1 and FIA about race cap for team workers besides drivers which could be 20 races (meaning no worker could do more than 20 races in a single season)

Ferrari strenghten the partnership with Vista in WEC to introduce Vista AF Corse line up with two Ferrari cars in LMGT3

Alpha Tauri will use pull-rod suspension like Red Bull from 2024 onwards

Pourchaire will drive for Impul in Japanese Super Formula in 2024

FIA partnered with International Esports Federation to fight online abuse which is one of Ben Sulayem's main agenda points

Some FTX cryptocurrency users want to sue Mercedes for promoting a company that went bankrupt (not just Mercedes too but also Brady, Ronaldo, MLB etc.)

Also if you wanna laugh look up the mess of fia gala altogether (the scheduled interviews where only Lewis sat down for, the Lewis trophy saga, Ben Sulayem asked if he supports Ferrari in Le Mans or something and his weird ass response)

Callum Illot will be racing for Team Jota in WEC in 2024

And from fan point of view someone tell me why is Lando cancelled this time (something about onlyfans during his twitch stream and liking single women's posts on instagram?), watch the new c2 challenge (I have 0 expectations but Charles is supposed to giggle a lot there so it can only be a positive surprise) and you can now vote for your overtake of the year

[kilowogcore]

As George Carlin once said, "It's a big club, an' you ain't in it."

An' as I'm gonna add, if we organize we can still flip the table!

(Art sampled from "The Penguin" Vol. 1 #10 by Tom King, Rafael de Latorre, Marcelo Maiolo, Clayton Cowles, Ben Meares, and Katie Kubert)

[fellthemarvelous]

Why I love the movie Dogma.

Alan Rickman's Metatron

Alanis Morrisette was God. And God was a big fan of Skee-Ball (it's relevant to the movie).

George Carlin

Matt Damon (Loki) and Ben Affleck (Bartleby) playing fallen angels

(Bartleby kills Loki in an act of betrayal)

A shit demon 😂

I grew up in the Catholic Church and then abandoned religion after I graduated from high school, so Dogma was an absolute blast for me. Some of my ultra-religious, ultra-conservative friends were NOT amused.

Give me all the irreverent treatment of the Catholic Church. It soothes a bit of the religious trauma I'm still trying to heal from more than 20 years later.

[gothicprep]

I’m camping and this is a queued post.

I watched big joel’s “conservative comedy ruined my life” in bits and pieces last weekend. or the weekend before? I don’t remember. part of me just thinks I’m getting old and running out of patience for, like, elevated react content. another part of me is thinking, “no! it’s laziness you can’t stand!” i know joel is a capable guy – I think “twitter and empathy” is an excellent video essay. i more or less know how YouTube sponsors work in a way that disincentivizes being thorough – “get it out by may 10th, or you’re not getting $200”. all that. maybe this was best practiced as a labor of love rather than a professional career, but I won’t digress

I think what my issues with it are stem from two questions that weren’t engaged with at all:

what makes comedy work?

what is a conservative? it’s a regionally variant thing in how it presents, after all.

If you’d like to hear me ramble, it’s under the cut. if not, i hope everything goes well for you today, and we’ll leave it at that.

alright. now the true reader time has kicked in. im getting dirty.

a lot of the framework I think joel is using here is from this out of context george carlin clip that’s shared en-masse whenever a comedian is in hot water for a tasteless joke. but I honestly think he and most people are interpreting it wrong – it’s somewhat backhanded advice from one professional to another. even if andrew dice clay meant his diceman character as a parody, he’s risking an audience who may not get that, and probably won’t think particularly high of him when they find out his surname by birth is silverman.

the work people remember of carlin’s is anti-establishment and anti-consumerism, yes. but the shtick in that era of his career is mostly about being curmudgeonly. he wasn’t trying to establish an over-arching theory of comedy via one larry king interview. and I guess, while we’re thinking about carlin, we ought to remember that he was arrested for cursing in public at his shows, like, multiple times in the 70s. his attitude towards political correctness (& supposedly what we’d call “wokeness” now) is deeply informed by this. he’d probably call a lot of the posts you’ve endorsed newfangled yuppie shit. don’t invoke the dead unless you know what they were about.

sorry for that digression, but I do think it matters. specifically in the case of joel, who I think leaned into the out of context clip and… developed a nonsense theory of comedy because of that. he says something to the effect of “comedy enforces social norms” when he isn’t talking about comedians. he’s talking about bullies. bullies and their patchwork of social allies aren’t funny. everyone thinks they’re trying too hard in a meaningless and pathetic race.

comedy is often predicated on surprise. if you pay attention, you’ll be a more intelligent person for it. and a more surprising one. funny how that works. I don’t personally believe this neo-breadtube space is inhabited by smart people. I don’t care how many masters degrees they’ll try to break my nose with pointing this out.

okay, getting to the point – the daily wire is not anywhere near the go-to source of conservative bile. their traffic has taken a massive hit since facebook de-emphasized viral news. Imagine making something criticizing “conservative comedy” and not mentioning greg gutfeld at all. fox’s viewership dwarfs that of the daily wire, but the daily wire gets undue legitimacy by way of being terminally online. if I said “Ben Shapiro” to my parents, they’d assume this is the name of some guy that worked with me rather than a pundit. 

he also does some idiot magic here where he calls matt stone and trey parker conservatives. they aren’t, they’re libertarians. these sorts of distinctions matter to people who care about gay shit like accuracy. he mostly looks at “team america: world police” as reference and says something to the effect of “they accepted the war on terror as it is”. like are you honestly kidding dude. have you seen the south park movie? they not only characterized the army as incompetent, but actively racist on top of that.

you have to wonder if he has a selective memory about the “team america” movie as well, because he frames it so strangely. because the version of the song where they’re shouting out the names of corporations as a joke is in the end credits only and…

oh. alright. you didn’t watch it. damn. that’s sad. couldn’t even ask you to sit for two hours without picking up your phone like a fidgety little rat.

and… like. as much as I do not like to pull the “I’m bipolar!! I find this gross!!” card, I’m doing it. at the end of this video, joel shows a video of a Roseanne Barr routine where she’s very blatantly wrote while having a manic episode. He calls it interesting, I personally don’t find this all that interesting. I’ve been there. It’s dumb. It’s needlessly scaremongering and dramatic. It isn’t interesting. It makes me feel uncomfortable while I watch it. I was never a conspiracy theorist type but the requisite nonsensical yapping is all too clear to me.

Uhh. That’s what I have to say. Don’t think I got my whole rant out, but this will do for now

[fundiepredictions]

Reviewing my 2023 predictions

Bold means that it came true. crossed out means I was wrong. Overal I wasn't right with many predictions. I hope my 2024 predictions will be better

Duggar

Anna - We will only see her in the video's of Joy/Jed

Jana - Pulls a Sarah Maxwell and suddenly get's married

John&Abbie - keep a low profil, we will see them in the video's

Jill&Derick - keeps us up to date, the older boys will go to school in september

Jessa&Ben - announce #5, another girl

Jinger&Jeremy - announce #3, another girl

Joseph&Kendra - their 5th will be born, a girl, we will be working crazy to find the proof

Josiah&Lauren - will be seen in the video's, Lauren will have a big belly

Joy&Austin - Joy will stop with the video's for a while after the baby's been born, until she visits Carlin again

Jedidiah&Katey - Will keep giving us something to discus with their video's, they will have a girl

Jeremiah&Hannah - will announce #2

Jason - announces courtship, engagement and get's married

James - announces courtship

Justin&Claire - announce #1, a boy

Jackson - starts his own IG

Johannah - announces courtship and her own IG

Bates

Zach&Whitney - announce #5, a girl

Michaella&Brandon - They will move and have a dog

Erin&Chad - Will do surprisingly well in Florida

Lawson&Tiffany - announce #1, a boy

Nathan&Esther - announce #2, a girl

Alyssa&John - John will go into politics after they have #5

Tori&Bobby - announce #5, a boy

Trace&Lydia - announce #1, a boy

Carlin&Evan - They will finaly find answers to Carlin's health issue's, Evan goes professional with his editingskills

Josie&Kelton - announce #3, another girl

Katie&Travis - they will drive us crazy with adds for baby products once Hailey is born

Jackson - We will suspect his relationship is over, he never confirms it

Warden - travels all over the place

Isaiah - stays quiet

Wissmann

Rachel&Alan - announce birth of #4

Ruth&Ryan - goes back to her usual content after a month (no cute baby girl pics anymore)

Josiah&Abi - announce #5

Bethany&Dan - announce #6

Andrew&Kori - announce #3

Elizabeth - get's married in a bliss

Matthias&Michelle - announce birth #3

Stephen - get's engaged and married

Hannah&Jeremiah - will announce #2

Susanna - stays off the radar

Alathia - goes big with her cooking IG

Nathanael&Katrina - announce #1

Maxwell

Nathan&Melanie - they will move away from Steve too

Chris&AnnaMarie - Anna starts her own writing blog

Sarah&Kory - announce birth #1, a boy

Joseph&Elissa - announce birth #4, a boy

John&Chelsy - announce #4, a girl

Anna - finds a boyfriend herself

Jesse&AnnaPatrice - announce #1, a girl

Mary&Samuel - get married and announce #1

Keller

Esther&John - ship their two eldest to her/his parents to get married off

Priscilla&David - announce #7, another girl

Anna - We will only see her in the video's of Joy/Jed

Nathan&Nurie - announce #3, a girl

David&Hannah - stay quiet

Bontrager

Marlin&Becky - family band will stop after marriage of Lincoln and Elizabeth

Chelsy&John - announce #4, a girl

Mitchell&Bryn - announce #4, a boy

Allison&Jeremiah - nothing really happens

Lincoln - announces engagement, get's married, spouse will be sibling of spouse Elizabeth

Elizabeth - announces engagement, get's married, spouse will be sibling of spouse Lincoln

Rodrigues

Jill&David - Jill will be very openly against Timothy's marriage, goes on menhunt for Renee

Nurie&Nathan - announce #3, a girl

Timothy - marry's his rumored girlfriend

Kaylee&Jonathan - have a girl, goes Winnie the Pooh style every day

Renee - finds a husband Jill didn't find but does adore

Phillip - distances himself from his parents, Jill won't notice

Samuel - Way more weird video's of him to come

Others

Rogers - announce #13

Ballinger - Nothing happens

Young - announce #5, a boy

Etbauer - announce #3, a girl