#BUT HEar ME OUT

[amphitriteswife]

Hey yall my ass just had an idea

So i wanted to do a do a thing w my mutuals where everyone says a fun fact about themselves. So I’ll go first.

I thought senpai from Friday night funkin was hot 💀

@tinyy-tea-cup @miss-seanymph-pani @heldril @snowmantita @monstertreden @vilereign @nicasdreamer @bromeliae @brokensenseofhumor

[navarice]

actually afraid for my life and mental state after the show comes out because nicola coughlan herself said that this season is incredibly romantic and sexy but if I'm breaking down walls and running up and down the street simply because polin TOUCHED HANDS???? i fear i may not survive to see the rest of the season dearest readers.

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Headcanon that Team Soulfire isn't Immune to the Cold

Headcanon that they just know to fear it-they're human like everybody else, for the most part. Green Gay Ninjas weren't immune to the relentless heat of the jungle, nor were Bolas Rojas immune to the ever-present radiation that blanketed the plains they called home. No, they adapted, and so did Soulfire.

The cold didn't change Soulfire's body, it changed their mind.

When Ironmouse suggests taking Empanada up the mountain for the scenic view, Tina bundles her in five layers of coats and stuffs newspaper in between. She swats Ironmouse's hand away when the demon tries to give their daughter a thick parka colored pink because-

"Those kinds of coats don't save you. They just make you think that you have longer to live."

When BadBoyHalo sets out to build the massive snowmen that tower over Quesadilla Island, he gathers food. Digestion keeps you warmer for longer, and it keeps you alive.

He gives a bundle of chicken to Dapper and bread to Pomme-

"Dad, why do we need so much food?"

BadBoyHalo's smile falters.

"Because it keeps us warm."

Tubbo doesn't count in sets of five, ten. His are composed of four, eight, twelve, sixteen-

"Why don't you have all your fingers, pa?" Sunny asks one day, as Tubbo is trying to figure out the amount of snow that they would have needed to collect to fill the Tubhole.

Tubbo doesn't answer. The feeling of frostbite, of necrosis, of that realization that if you want to stay alive any longer you have to leave your fingers behind, it's all too familiar to the young mechanic. It's a feeling that he wishes nobody else had to know.

It's not just the leaders either, nor the original Soulfire members (though they bear the brunt of this incessant memory). Bagi seems to always have a cup of tea going on the stove, Rivers stopped wearing flip-flops ages ago (you can't really wear flip-flops when you're missing two toes on either foot), and Missa tries to play it off like it's nothing when he gives Chayanne and Tallulah thick winter coats as a coming back gift.

Team Soulfire isn't immune to the cold. They had to learn how to survive, and learning meant failing, again and again and again. The lessons that came from the mountain aren't ones that they will forget any time soon.

[aleiiii]

Wukong and Na, sitting on his bed K I S S I N G

(MK appeared out of nowhere, shocked)

OHO it’s only fair that wukong gets a lil story too

MK’s lesson that day was learning how to knock before coming in

obligatory sketch of when he comes back harharhar

[probably-not-a-skeleton]

there’s something rattling in my brain about max’s “but you have lost…everything” and paul’s “emma, i’m sorry, you lost.”

dunno if it’s just bookends for the hatchetfield trilogy or what, but there’s something there…

[lcandothisallday]

UM…wOW😃😮‍💨

[gavidaily]

[honkygay]

my fav dynamic (romantic AND platonic / familial) is guy who’s seen the horrors his entire life and guy whos only known about them since Last Tuesday band together to Stop The Horrors or at least figure them out

[o-nexa]

Wait, I have a crazy theory. I know it seems far fetched, but what if…

Hua Cheng was actually San Lang?

[serfuzzypushover]

he had to have picked up the B to 8 from SOMEWHERE 🤨

[cephalopod-truther]

I know that the current leading theory for Kristen being expelled is to force the Bad Kids to take the last stand so that she dies and Cassandra becomes the Nightmare King again, but given what we recently learned about Kipperkettle's grudge against Riz wouldn't it be funny if this was actually just a really elaborate plan to tank Riz's college applications (since if one of your party fails it affects the whole group's overall grade) and the only reason Kristen was targeted at all was because academically she had the weakest standing. All that stuff with Cassandra and Ankhar is just a coincidence that has nothing to do with Kettlechip's plan to ruin Riz's grades (and life)

[honeybyte]

✋️ pause

indie horror game, set in a shipping warehouse. first person survival game.

[moraxsthrone]

▻ warnings: nsfw. mdni. scent marking w piss.

Okay but what about morax scent marking you with his piss? More specifically, him fucking you right up to orgasm before pulling out and pissing on your clit. the powerful stream hitting your engorged tip hard, making you squirt all over his cock in turn before he jerks his cum out onto your soaking wet cunt and belly to ensure you smell just. like. him.

*posts and runs away*

[sosigbb]

WIP back to my stinky brainrot phase again

[st-hedge]

My scream and heal strategy in ffxii has finally met its match. This fucking daedalus will not die

[diiambee]

I may be delulu