#BUT TWITTER. insane gods

[eldrichthingy]

why does twitter goes though the same fucking discourse over a fictional vampire man every single week I'm going mad I swear

[hexedwithluck]

2021 Angewomon twt log 😇

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Okay but like, Roy and Jamie weren’t exactly subtle about loathing each other, were they? They fought each other on the pitch and badmouthed each other on TV, none of that keep it quiet for the sake of the team shit for these extra boys, yeah? My point is, anyone who knows anything about English football knows that Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt used to hate each other, right?

So obviously, at some point, during some press conference or post game interview, someone needs to bring this fact up. Maybe it’s as early as after the 2x06 match, because Ted might well have insisted Roy and Jamie be the ones to front that, both because it was them that won that game and because he figures it’ll promote ~their bond~ or some such. Could be later too, after the headbutt/hug thing, or later still, once the pictures of Jamie and Roy’s early morning excursions start doing the rounds on social media.

Doesn’t matter much when, really, only that someone – maybe from the tabloids because they’re a vicious lot – would ask: “Roy, just weeks before you joined the Richmond coaching staff you said, and I quote, ‘Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch’. Today you described him as the most important player on the field. What has changed?”

And maybe the room goes a bit quiet at that, oooh he fucking went there, and what the hell is going to happen now, but Jamie only cocks his head to the side, making a face but looking at Roy all amused like. “You said that about me? That hurts me feelings, Coach.”

And Roy rolls his eyes, exasperated but in too good a mood after the win to be really annoyed. “Yeah, well, as it turns out the condition was only mostly incurable, wasn’t it?”

And Jamie goes aaaw and the press goes um okay and it doesn’t really explain anything, only adds to the ever-evolving legend of what the fuck is up with Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt.

[taogura]

neuvifuri is honestly such a good ship… the flavours are unmatched. what do you mean you spent 400+ years at the side of the usurper (but she wasn’t really the usurper, was she?), watching from afar those humans she holds so dear, trying to see in them what you cannot seem to find in yourself (a reason, perhaps?), trusting her, getting to know her, caring for her, even. but then that trust is questioned— because you know she’s trying, you know she cares, but the time is ticking and you don’t know anything and what if there is no solution? now you care for those humans (you care for her), you need to protect them. so you betray her (a gentle trap is a trap nonetheless), and you watch her put her life on the line to protect whatever secret she’s hiding (she could’ve died in front of your eyes), you read her death sentence (you sentenced her) and even at the last moment you hope she’ll do something, she’ll prove you all wrong, that she— she’s not going to let herself get executed. and you still cannot move (you killed her)

[sunnyside-sunset]

HELLO?????

credits to @WhyyyPng and @fruiiitbowl on twitter, links below the cut:

SECOND FANART BY WHYYYPNG:

https://x.com/whyyypng/status/1762742728667107452?s=46

FIRST AND THIRD FANART BY FRUIIITBOWL:

https://x.com/fruiiitbowl/status/1764312111302271099?s=46

https://x.com/fruiiitbowl/status/1755272330673111364?s=46

[gunsatthaphan]

about time my boy Joong gets banned from Twitter bc wtf is this,,,,,,,....----?¿

[aimbutmiss]

I came across one of those tiktok slideshows about how Zoro never betrayed Luffy unlike other members (they think straw hats who left the crew at one point "betrayed" Luffy) and all the comments were like "They all had valid reasons and they didn't betray him!!! Except for Usopp."

😧😧😧

WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? USOPP DIDN'T BETRAY HIM EITHER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Everyone lacks media literacy and I'm taking water 7 away from the fandom.

[legobenkenobi]

the thing about codywan’s lightsaber scenes that absolutely guts me is that in tcw arc about keeping another’s saber (where they directly say it’s used in a romantic connotation) is that for the other couple, it’s a purposeful demonstration. it’s used to PROVE something. it’s used because that feeling of trust isn’t being properly portrayed in their relationship, so this is their proof. this is their display of that.

but, for codywan, it’s completely natural. there isn’t any extensive thought put into it. it just… happens.

the reason Obi-Wan throws his lightsaber to Cody specifically is because both he and Cody feel that deep, steady trust organically. it’s not something that needs to be said in words. they live that trust out, every day. it developed over time, much like their appreciation for each other. there’s no need to prove it. it just… exists. it’s not a show of anything. it just happens. and it’s so natural that it happens twice.

they trust each other, wholly and completely, and it’s never something shown through big gestures. it’s just the little things, because they don’t Need big things. they know exactly how they feel for one another on their own. and i really, really like that.

[oscarkelfbom]

we’ve literally been through the trenches to get to this point. i’ll never forget defending him from every person i know, i’ll never forget the players that defended him from the media, i’ll never forget the “million dollar line that can’t score” narratives. this team and this city let ryan nugent-hopkins down over and over again, yet over and over again he chose the oilers. there isn’t a person on earth who deserves this more than him

[crowleyholmes]

Michael Sheen we're READY ❤

[idolomantises]

Anyways speaking of being gay apparently teenagers on tiktok are mad at me because they found out I’m a lesbian who uses he/they pronouns

[crystal-jack-asripines]

I just KNOW BadBoyHalo is punching the air rn 😭 He’ll be coming back to multiple eggs nearly dying, a crater in his backyard, and his best friend/rival Foolish finding and catching a sun bird (THE THING HE’S SPENT A MONTH SEARCHING FOR)

[godsofhumanity]

Iapetus (insane), talking to Kronos (also insane): you're not insane. and neither am I.

[spaciebabie]

number one most insane award goes to me it really is christmas oh my god hallelujah

[toasty-owl-arts]

cant believe they invented polyamory like holy shit

[sodastyx]

okay still feeling slightly hysterical from new btb songs but ermmmm i been playing brawl stars recently