#Bang Energy

[realifezompire]

I hope that if there is other sentient life out there, that earth is space australia. I hope humans are space orcs. I want to ruin an alien's day by chugging a energy drink that has 300mg of caffeine in a flavor I don't like only to immediately have a panic attack from mixing caffeine and uppers, and then keep working through it while they study me like I'm a particularly interesting writhing bucket of worms. and when they ask the inevitable "why" I just say:

I have literally never gotten a decent night's sleep since I exited the womb ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hope aliens do come to earth just so I can make them lie awake at night with an existential crisis, wondering when I'm going to snap.

[snaileer]

As a very dedicated energy drinker (addicted to caffeine) who also enjoys the grunge vibes of monster energy(purely because those ragged little lines match my life) and Bang, Red Bull, etc, can I just say

F those stupid fricking aesthetic looking energy drink cans that are becoming the style now.

Celsius I was fine with.

The hundred others that followed with like fruity designs and matte finish cans… 🤢

You should not be able to drink your tasty little 200mg while matching it to your ‘I have my life together’ fit.

You don’t, and I should be able to recognize the hot mess in a can from at least a distance of 10ft. Vision blurred from sleep deprivation or not.

[starsinthenigth]

★the urge to grab that energy drink out of my fridge and drink it is strong, yet I have already drank a monster energy drink yesterday. decisions decisions...★

[bigmegamindbrain]

LACK OF BANGING OF RECENT

to my dear closest followers and my devoted informant

sorry i havent been posting bangers as of recent i have been grilling chicken

p-lease forgive me for this disgusting lack of bang

love iu all

king regards

ur friend mega brain

[secretsteaseyourhead]

Me: I’m tired of this, grandpa

Life: Well that’s too damn bad

[ozolotl]

[ketchuplaser]

Not bad for a sugar-free drink, but a terrible root beer. I'll not be purchasing again, nor adding to the Ultimate Root Beer

[shinybanette]

Metalocalypse fandom I just wanna know what energy drinks y’all think Dethklok members would like

[onceapirateprincess]

Flashback to this thing I wrote when I was high on bang in November of 2023 (first time ever trying a bang 300mg of caffeine and I drank it all)

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“This world has far too many hues.” The cat said, looking up at the pastel sky. Bright colors float everywhere. The cat himself is bright red.

“I disagree. It needs more.” The blue cat said next to him.

A sparrow lands next to them. It is bright green.

“I think you are both right. For you cannot oversaturate a world with too much, or else it will simply rip under the colors, like a paper stretched thin by paint layers.”

The blue cat looked at the sparrow. “And how would you know this?”

The sparrow paused before answering. “Long ago I attempted to paint a world much like this. I found one day when adding yellow, it was too much.”

“Perhaps it was the yellow, and not the color amount.” the blue cat suggested.

“Maybe. Or perhaps, the world was never meant to take on every color, but be taken on by many who see in different colors, and combine their view.”

“So if the world was black and white, would they still fill in their colors?” The red cat asked.

“Perhaps. Even if the world had no color, they would still see different shades of gray.”

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I swear I saw God

[mildly-irritated-scientist]

if anyone wants to know how the whole thesis thing is going, it's 8pm and I just stabbed and shotgunned a bangster berry 👍

[cowboy-corpse]

Art by me (idk what it means either)

[premium-deli-meats]

New challenge: I throw a bang energy drink at you.

[dc5uri]

Audi S4

@flickzbyuri

[yaschiri]

So I've Taken it Upon Myself To Document My Journey Into Drinking This Monstrosity

First observation, the scent is...not good. It's giving me playdough vibes mixed with artificial fruit flavor.

For those wondering I'm using the AirHeads Xtremes and mixed it with Black Cherry Vanilla Bang if you so desire to replicate (or avoid) my results.

Another observation is there is in fact a film on the top of the drink.

I'm gonna go ahead and give it a try.

Hmm. Seems to be uh...it really just tastes like the energy drink as it is normally, minus the fact that it still smells like playdough. Maybe this would've been better with a full sugar energy drink.

Well I'll drink it for now, and come back in case anything interesting happens.