#Bebop X rocksteady

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Love wins💘✨💞

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2012 Bebop and Rocksteady walked so Rise Hypno and Warren Stone could run.

[the-blackholeus]

Oh and 2016 bebop and rocksteady pls

Bebop was curled up on a blanket far too small for his new size, his massive chest rising and falling with deep, even breaths.

Rocksteady couldn't help but stare at his boyfriend, his blue eyes studying the form of the gigantic warthog mutant covered in thin yet sturdy brown fur, the glowing mane of purple standing out. His large hand slowly traced along those strong arms that could crush a skull so easily, yet were able to handle delicate things, his fingers brushing over the numerous scars they had obtained over the many years on New York’s streets.

A soft sigh slipped from his lips as he leaned against him, burying his sensitive snout into the warm skin of his lover, taking a deep sniff as he took in his wonderful, clean scent of orange shampoo, Bebop’s favorite. It was comforting, knowing that he was there, knowing that he hadn’t lost him yet, despite the odds.

It was a miracle that they, especially the formerly dark-skinned one, were alive. It had been hard, for the both of them. Thrown out by their parents for their homosexuality, they were exposed to the many dangers of the street, racists, murderers, sexual offenders, those rich bastards that were thinking that they could allow themselves anything just because they have money. They were assaulted, beaten, shot, leaving behind deep, aching wounds not only on their physical, but also mental state.

But despite all of that, they never snapped. They never snapped because they had each other. Bebop was Rocksteady’s anchor, and Rocksteady was Bebs.

They had tended each other’s injuries, with the former red-haired human wrapping his arms around a crying man delusional with high fever and extreme pain. They had stayed at each other's side as they fought for their lives in an abandoned building which's entrance they had found in an alleyway. Even when they were caught and imprisoned, they were imprisoned together, despite the fact that Bebop, being smaller than his large friend, would have been able to escape with ease.

But he hadn’t.

He had stayed. He had risked his life and given up his freedom to be by his beloved side. And he would do it all over again.

Tears swelled up in Rocksteady’s blue eyes at the memory, and some managed to escape and slide down his cheeks, dripping from his chin and into the warthog’s fur. There was a sad smile on his lips as he nudged his snout into that soft belly, trying to make himself comfortable in that rocky flight to Brazil that was filled with turbulences.

It was a miracle that his boyfriend was able to sleep through them, given the fact that it had always been him with the more sensitive stomach.

But he guessed he was tired. Very, very tired.

He couldn’t blame him. He was too.

Ever since Shredder had taken them both underneath his wings made of razor-sharp blades, they were pushed to their limits, the training reaching the point of being so exhausting that they both would simply collapse and sleep in the training hall once they were done. The schedule that they had been forced to go on was hard and unforgiving, not manageable for a simple mortal being.

It was hard. Yet in the end, it was worth it.

While the Japanese was harsh on them, and did not hesitate to call them out on their bullshit, he also provided them with all they needed. They were brought three meals per day fitting for their size, they had their own rooms with beds right next to each other, and the money that he was offering was insane. Devoting themselves to that man had really been the best choice of their lives, even when it had taken them a while to figure it out.

The rhino was unsure whether Shredder knew that they were in a relationship that goes beyond friendship. He never told them that he was aware for the love for each other, but the comments he would sometimes make when it would only be them indicated that he knew more than he let on. Not that it would be surprising, that person had ears of a lux and the eyes of a hawk. He heard and saw everything.

At first, they were afraid to tell him, given the fact that they had lost their family and homes because of their homosexuality before. But after they caught Shredder with a man that was not part of the Foot Clan but still always around shamelessly sharing their physical love in the storage, they realized that the leader of the Footclan was most likely the last person on earth to care.

They planned to tell him afterwards, but it just never came up.

Maybe they would do it after they returned from Brazil…

“Rocky?”, a tired voice suddenly rasped from above him, causing the mutant to lift his head in surprise. His sky-blue eyes met Bebop’s dark ones, still a little glazed over from his deep, dreamless slumber and he watched as he lifted his claws and rub his face to get rid of the tiredness. “Is somethin’ wrong?”

Huffing quietly, the grey mutant smiled and pushed back every negative thought into the back of his troubled mind, not wanting to worry his boyfriend with his mindset. He knew that they could talk about everything, with Bebop being the last one to judge. But he looked so wonderful and happy. He didn’t want to ruin this.

“Nah…”, he shook his head, robbing up so he could press a kiss against that wet, cold snout. “I just got lost in thought. Not anyone to talk to when you’re sleeping. Those foot soldiers are like taxidermized dog. Ain’t doing shit to entertain us.”

A rough laugh tore from furred beings throat and he reached out, wrapping his thick arms around his shoulder and pressing him against his wonderfully round stomach. “I know. They’re like statues. Not sure if they are really just boring or simply sleepin’ standing up. I’m sure they can do that.”

“Yeah…that’s a possibility too.”, he muttered as he cuddled up against him once more, stealing another kiss, but this time from his mouth. “Those fitness plans are fuckin’ nuts.”

They giggled together, the smaller adjusting his position so he would fully face his romantic and sexual partner. “Yeah, sure is. I’m gonna lose my tummy if we keep going like this.”

“Nooo, not my fur pillow…”, the grey mutant complained and began to stroke the large, round body part that he had begun to sleep on during the night. It was criminally comfortable, and he really didn’t wanna give it up. “You gotta eat more cake!”

“You know damn well that I’m gonna do that.”, the purple-haired man grinned brightly. “They’re WAY too good to just leave them behind. Once we’re gettin’ back to New York, we’re gonna make a good “Boy’s Night”! Maybe Shredder will even join us with that boyfriend of his! You know, that huge man that is always around.”

“I remember, yeah.”

“So, this stands?”, the warthog asked, his ears twitching with excitement. His boyfriend nodded frantically.

“It sure does!”

[bane-boo]

It's my 87 babies, bebop and rocksteady! :3

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[Shredder & Krang have captured the Turtles but they are arguing] Raphael: Listen, this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting VERY stale. Michelangelo: So why don't you two cut the act and get to the part where you admit your feelings for one another? Krang: WOAAHH! Shredder: You are WAY off, Turtles! Michelangelo: Oh spare me, spare me, spare me! Donatello, to Krang: Yes, he's a brute. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but you got to admit it, you REALLY wanna kiss him! Leonardo, to Shredder: And you! You're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings. And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. Raphael: So please, for all of our sakes, either quit your bickering or MAKE OUT ALREADY!!! Shredder & Krang: ... [cut to Bebop & Rocksteady watching it all go down] Rocksteady: What just happened?? Bebop: The Turtles told them that they should kiss. Rocksteady: They have not kissed? Bebop: *shakes his head* Bebop & Rocksteady: ... Bebop & Rocksteady: *burst out laughting*

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[moonstruckloverwritings]

Could you do some Bayverse bebop and rocksteady poly homoromantic headcanons if you can?

please and thank you 🙏

Poly! Homoromantic! Bebop and Rocksteady General Headcanons

First off, let’s list all the things we know about bebop and rocksteady’s personalities.

They are loud and proud! In everything they do

They are funny and all about having a good time!

They like to hype each other up

And they can and will fight for each other

Second, let’s get to what all this means about how they are with you.

They are your biggest hype men! New clothes? Fabulous! New hairstyle? Stunning! Anything it is, you’re killing it!

They would also feel terrible if you ever said that you were insecure and they would make sure to hype you up that much more. They love you just as you are! If only you could see yourself how they did.

They would constantly joke around with you. They love seeing you smile and laugh. Seeing you happy is what they live for.

With the loud and proud part, I think it would interpret to them showing you off. They love telling people about you or about things you did or said that they thought was interesting. (Everything you do and say is interesting to them)

You better believe they’ll always be there for you too! They are incredibly loyal and protective over each other so it only makes sense that they would be just the same with you. They’d protect you until the end!

Now onto the technicalities..

You might be with the foot and that makes things so much easier but if you’re not…

They might try to convince you to join. Heavily.

They both want you to be with them in all endeavors as you’re “better together” as they say.

But if you’re not and also refuse to be with the foot.. then they’ll accept it and just have to be gone for a while in missions.

But don’t worry! You get double attention when they get back. Their full undivided attention.

It honestly might be overwhelming, they’re very energetic. But they’ll tone it down a bit if you ask them too. Not for long though as they’ll probably forget to be quiet.

Authors note: That’s all I had for now, I hoped you like it. And I’m sorry it was short.

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These two brutes (Ft:Dulcy)

[akesdraws-blog]

💰You are the friend of the criminal duo 💰

•Bebop and Rocksteady + Y/N = Absolute chaos

•There are two options in this friendship:

°You are the voice of reason:

Y/N. -Guys think a little, to rob a bank, it takes more than just walking in and yelling “This is a robbery!”

RT. -Right... We also need cool weapons!-

B. -And terrifying masks!-

Y/N. -I'm talking about the plans of the Bank, couple of idiots!-

°You are the last semi-functional neuron:

Y/N. -Up the whores, sons of the assault, this is a hand!-

RT. - *dying of laughter* -

B. -What?-

Y/N. - Let's see, wait *taking a piece of paper out of his pocket* oh sorry, I was wrong, it wasn't like that... Can we repeat it?

•You are the perfect alibi, they can easily think that you are walking with your uncles, parents or brothers, while they carry cloth bags full of money or anything stolen.

•After each completed or frustrated robbery they always went to celebrate at the “Horseshoe Bar” with good and strong drinks.

°If you are not of drinking age, they still ask you for a non-alcoholic drink to celebrate together.

• They will always use you as bait, although sometimes you also use them as bait.

•When they went to prison you were the one who was going to visit them every day. (You bothered them because they didn't catch you and they did)

•When they mutated you climbed on their shoulders while they ran, you thought it was fun.

°Each one integrated a kind of seat belt for when you got on their backs.

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Something very quick that came out while I was watching the movie about the turtles again.

Can you imagine the crazy things one could do being friends with this pair? It would just be a crazy time bomb.

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Not Meant To Lose Character POVs

2007 Splinter

Leatherhead

2012 Karai

Bebop (Bonus Chapter for this one)

Here’s the promised prize for 2012 Bebop/Rocksteady win the best gay villain duo! @nostalgiaruinedme

[darkcat8]

A headcanon about my ship saberclaw

Out of everyone in the foot clan only bebop and rocksteady know about tigerclaw's mate sabertooth.  When they found out it was a while after Alopex rightfully cut off his hand. Bebop and rocksteady started to ask if he worked with anyone else like in a group or another partner. Tigerclaw knew that they wouldn't stop asking. Tigerclaw told them that he did in fact have a partner named sabertooth. Bebop and rocksteady growing curious started asking what is sabertooth like, were they just as skilled as he is. Tigerclaw hesitantly started telling them what sabertooth like and spacing out in the process even started to smile. This was a shock for bebop and rocksteady seeing someone like tigerclaw feared assassin talking about someone like a smitten little japanese school boy. Tigerclaw threatened that if they told everyone what he told them he'd come for them. Bebop and rocksteady fearfully swear their mouths shut.

A while after the events of wanted bebop and rocksteady they end up running into tigerclaw which was a shock to them. They thought he left New York the whole kavaxas event, then they saw sabertooth coming towards tigerclaw and said she was looking for you. They were shocked to see that she was everything that tigerclaw said she was like. Sabertooth was not surprised that they feared tigerclaw. She was happy to meet them. To her they seemed nice. bebop and rocksteady on the other hand were shocked because sabertooth was different and she wasn't short tempered as tigerclaw. It was a short encounter but it was somewhat nice for Tigerclaw to get to see them after a long time. Tigerclaw was rather shocked the bebop and rocksteady got tough. When sabertooth jokingly asks tigerclaw if they should've told them they got married, tigerclaw immediately answers it's better that they don't know.

[the-blackholeus]

Bebop X Sea Monster Mutant! Reader X Rocksteady PART 2

This is part 2. It is horrendously late and I am sorry if there is any spelling mistake. I am going to fix that tomorrow, when I am more awake. It's 11 pm where I live and I am beyond tired. Goodnight my friends, and I hope that you are still be able to enjoy this.

You actually formed a deep and wonderful friendship with them. You came to appreciate their over-the-top nature and their personalities and soon could no longer imagine a life without them. You even began to help them with their little pranks that they were playing on soldiers, providing all the things they needed from the bottom of the ocean. For example: You once fished a black lobster and gave it to them. They then used it to get a soldier pinched as he patrolled in the black of night. 

But it didn’t stay a friendship for long. After about a year of being besties, the mutants began to develop feelings, romantic feelings. For you, to be specific.  

At first, they didn’t know how to approach you about it. It took them so long to get you to like them, and they didn’t want to mess it up by confessing their feelings for you. They got so desperate, they even went to Shredder in the middle of the night and knocked on the door of his private chambers as loudly as they could until he woke up from his sleep and opened it.  

Shredder was pissed, and rightfully so. He almost slaughtered them then and there, and only because of the strange man that was always with Shredder (Bebop and Rocksteady assume that this is Shredder’s boyfriend), he had to spare him because the man just straight up kicked them out of the chambers and into the hallways so he could continue to sleep because he just came back from a night and day shift combined and was beyond tired.  

Now more or less forced to listen, Shredder got his ears penetrated with whines and wails on how they fell in love with you and how they had no idea how to confess without ruining your friendships and they needed him to help him because they needed to tell you how they felt or else they could go crazy but they were afraid that you would kill them and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...  

Shredder would have liked to just leave them standing there and go back to sleep, but after his mind eventually awakened as well, he realized that this was a problem. A very big problem, in fact. Because this situation could destroy everything that they have achieved in the last few months.  

He then led them into the kitchen and made coffee (it was 4 in the morning, and he usually woke up at five. There was simply no point in going back to sleep after that), sitting down at the table and demanding them to explain what in the world was going on. After he had gotten it and now understood the situation, he was prepared to give some advice.  

Then, for the next week, they prepared the perfect confession. They got wonderful plants from your realm and collected the most beautiful things they could find before creating a wonderful bouquet of these things. Then, on a beautiful Friday evening, after a long dicing session, they gave it to you and asked you if you would be their lovely significant other.  

Needless to say, you were shocked. You really did not expect that, and your first instinct was to run. But the shock you felt forced you to stay.  

After what seemed like minutes, the boys’ hope deteriorated, and they feared that they might just have ruined their friendship with you. But then, you nodded. You didn’t say anything or even make a sound, you just nodded.  

They BEAMED after and jumped off the edge of the fortress to hug your massive form, barely able to hold onto your scaly hips as they literally cried out of pure joy. You eventually hoisted them up and kissed them both on the top of their heads. 

After that, you developed a routine with them. After they were done with their shift, they would go diving with you and fool around with you, just having plain old fun with the self-proclaimed ocean monarch. 

Kisses are rather difficult. As you are massive, truly a monstrosity, you could not kiss their lips without almost swallowing them whole. As such, you settled with soft smooches on top of their head and nuzzles, not wanting to accidentally transport them into your stomach where they would die within seconds. 

You had to sleep separately also. They could not survive under water for long, and while you could remain above the surface, your gills eventually dry out as well and you had to return to regain moisture and not suffocate. As such, sleeping impossible is impossible, at least for now. But your boys promised you that they were working on that. You doubted that they would ever find a solution, but you let them have their hopes and beliefs. 

Then, there is Shredder. That guy acts like Rocksteady and Bebop’s dad and while he gets frustrated with them very easily and does not hesitate to kick their asses, he keeps a very close eye on the three of you to ensure that his boys are happy and healthy. It’s so amusing and adorable to watch, you purposely started to call him Bebop’s and Rocksteady’s dad. And while he always gave you a heated glare, he never protested or even corrected you. 

You were super protective around them before, but now that you are a couple, the protectiveness you felt towards them tripled. When you all ventured deeper into the ocean, you made sure that they were never too far away. You were well aware of the dangers that lurk in the darkness, and you would never forgive yourself if the boys would get hurt or killed. You even slaughtered a giant squid to protect them as soon as it got too close. While the boys were fascinated and stared at it with pure wonder, you knew that this fucker had no good intention and took quick care of him. 

If you ever encounter the turtles, you would wreck them as soon as they would dare to lay a finger on your sweet little boys. Living in an environment that meant kill or be killed, you had no restrain when it comes to battling and you would use every dirty trick in the book. Additionally, being as big as you are with so many tentacles and a shark fin that was strong enough to destroy an entire army ship with a single hit, they’d have absolutely no chance against you. 

Not only has Shredder gained a new ally and Bebop and Rocksteady a new partner and lover, they also gained the key to the success for all of their plans. 

The only downside was that you would live for a very long time and your boys would not. But for the sake of your happiness and that relationship, you chose to ignore that for now and have decided to focus on the here and now. That problem is a problem for the future, one that you could hopefully solve. 

[talewrites]

Fragile Part 8

Sorry for the long wait! This is a shorter chapter, because I’m making a poll!! :] Please go vote how you would like this story to end!!

Generation: Bayverse TMNT

Tmnt x Reader Fanfic

Pronouns: Gender Neutral (except ‘dudette’ and ‘princess’)

Warnings: injury, blood, not proof read

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

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The brothers burst into the lair. They rushed past Splinter and April, who gasped when she saw you. You hung limply in Raphael’s arms. They quickly took you straight to the lab, where Raphael gingerly laid you down on the large table underneath bright lights. Donnie slid on his goggles and checked you, and cursed under his breath.

“Shit. Their blood pressure is extremely low.” He rifled through drawers and cabinets, grabbing various bottles and tools. Donnie filled a syringe with a clear fluid from a small glass bottle and brought it over to you. “Stockman took a lot of their blood. And if I’m not mistaken, they were fed a variation of barbiturates through the second IV in their back.”

“What does that do?” Leo placed his hands on the table at your side, looking across as Donnie rolled your broken arm facing up so he could slide in the needle and administer the injection. April, Splinter, and Mikey all waited by the door.

“Well, it has a highly sedative effect in large doses. That, and combined with the chemical soup that filled their tank, ….they’re starting to slip into an artificial coma.”

All eyes in the room went wide with shock. Raph turned away from the table and stormed over to the wall and punched the brick. Hard.

“And what do we gotta do to stop it?!” He said gritting his teeth.

Mikey rushed over to your side past Leo and picked up your hand, pleading with you.

“Come on babycakes! Snap out of it! We still gotta make fudge brownies together!!”

Leo placed a comforting hand on his little brother’s shoulder.

“Donnie?” Leo asked.

Donnie rubbed a hand tiredly across his face. “There’s not much I can do until I fully assess their injuries. I just administered some pain killers. They’re not strong enough to handle stimulants right now. Administering adrenaline like April did with us will only make their injuries worse.”

Everyone looked solemn. Leo was looking down thinking back to the lab where they found you. Trying to figure out if there was anything they missed. That’s when he noticed a purple splotch peeking out from underneath your shirt. He narrowed his eyes and reached out to touch you.

“Leo, what-?” Donnie swallowed his words as Leo lifted up your shirt marginally, and the blackened canvas of purple and blue skin was revealed decorating your stomach.

Leo let your shirt slip from his finger and his hand fell to his side, tightening his fist. His hands trembled with rage.

They all did.

“Bebop and Rocksteady….” Mikey said lowly. His expression hard and serious.

“Those bastards-” Raph was standing by the head of the table. Looking down and clenched his fists.

Donnie’s eyes looked far away as he reached out and hesitated to touch you.

“This is…. really bad.” Donnie’s hand trembled as he traced your stomach, pressing down in certain spots to feel the damage. Even while sedated with drugs and heavy pain killers you still winced at the probing.

“Three, no- Four broken ribs. Damage to the liver, spleen, and small intestine.”

Mikey turned and left the room silently at hearing Donnie’s report. April followed after him to comfort him. Splinter was standing in the doorway with a heavy frown.

Leo swallowed his anger and looked up at Donnie.

“How do we treat them.”

Donnie turned away.

“They need a blood transfusion.”

“But that’s-!” Raph cut in.

“I know. That’s why I’ll ask April and Casey to test their blood first. But most likely-“

“It’ll be from one of us.” Leo finished for him.

Raph looked between the two and stepped forward. “I’ll do it.”

“No, I will. It’s my turn to step up.” Leo looked from Raph to Donnie and nodded his head, then walked out of the room. April passed him by as she walked over to Donnie. She asked him what materials they needed her to pick up from their connection at the hospital, and Donnie started writing her a list. Raphael was assigned to go with her for protection and heavy lifting in case the Foot were out looking for them, and Mikey was sent to go meet up with Casey and bring him back to the lair after his meeting with the NYPD supervisor.

No less than 30 minutes later, Donnie had your forearm and ankle in casts, and two ice packs covering your stomach. Mikey had brought a clean pillow from his room to slide under your head. It was confirmed after some testing that Casey and April’s blood were not compatible with the mutagen in your bloodstream. You needed mutant blood to stabilize the transfusion.

You needed their blood to save your life.

Donnie was rushing to get the IV set up. By now you were breathing hard with a slight fever, skin cool to the touch despite the heavy blankets they covered you with.

“If we wait any longer there’s a chance they’ll go into shock!” Donnie said as he wiped down your arm with an alcohol wipe.

“And you said that our mutagen will help them, right?” Leo confirmed, sitting at your bedside with the other half of the IV already set up.

“I said it will give them a boost to heal faster, but we don’t know if it will destabilize their mutation or not. We have a higher concentration of mutagen in our blood than they do. If their antibodies can’t handle the shift, they could end up overwhelmed and mutate like Stockman did.”

“So there’s a risk they’ll end up like us?!” Raph protested. He was worried.

“But their body will reject the human blood because of their mutated antibodies, like you guys. We don’t have any other options.” Casey reasoned with him.

“I don’t want (y/n) to die. I’d rather they live and hate us than die when we could’ve saved them.” Mikey said sadly from the table he was sitting on at the other side of the lab.

“They’ll understand, Mikey. Don’t worry, we’re all here for them.” Assured April.

“We must have hope. Their safe recovery is what is most important.” Splinter said in contemplation.

“It’s a risk we have to take.” Donnie affirmed. He locked eyes with each of his brothers, Splinter, April, and Casey, and once he got nods of approval from everyone, he inserted your IV.

“Now, we wait.”

Part 9 [End]

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Rewatching the 1987 series. I forgot how sweet and compassionate this version of Michelangelo Is.

He's the most prone to tears

-when he has to say goodbye to Kala in "Hot rod teenagers from Dimension X"

-when he remembers his mom as he watched an endangered turtle successfully lay her eggs in "Turtles turtles everywhere"

-when he hears the laments of Splinter not being able to live alongside humans in "Splinter no more"

-when all the turtles are forced to take separate ways in "Splinter vanishes"

-when he's scared his brothers will never turn back to normal in "Michelangelo's birthday"

-when he worries for Zack in "Bebop and Rocksteady conquer the universe" (he actually bawls into Raphael's arms!)

Also

He befriends and helps a lonely rich kid in "Michelangelo toys around"

He stops at nothing to convert Mondo to the side of good in "Michelangelo meets Mondo Gecko"

He vows for Donatello's innocence in "Donatello's Badd time"

He shows a severe case of camera fright in "Turtles on trial"

He has a soft spot for pets (pets who never stick for more than an episode, but whatever)

He's all this and more in the episode "What's Michelangelo good for?"

Seriously, '87 Michelangelo is a living treasure :)

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

I’m cackling at the idea of the bayverse boys going through the “baby’s first swear” moment 

Since the kiddos live in the sewer and all the turtles don’t seem like the type to swear around their kids (maybe Raph if especially angry) they would prolly end up learning it from Vern or Casey. 

Like just imagine any of the guys chilling with their kids, and then their little toddler son/daughter knocks over their juice cup and they just go “Shit” in their lil innocent kid voice with a grumpy pout, meanwhile their dads have snapped a wide eyed stare to them cuz WHERE did you hear that word?!- 

Obvs Leo would probably be the one who hates swearing the most and would be pretty angry in the moment but how would they all handle the aftermath? Like would they implement something sorta like a swear jar system? Would they just give their kids a warning? Interrogate their family to find out who taught their kid to swear?? The chaos that would follow sounds hilarious!

Your Kids’ First Swear Word (Fluff/Crack)

Children Series

Bayverse!Turtles x reader

A/N: I am Danish, and in Denmark, cursing is an important part of our culture. No beeping out curse words here! We say the shit fucking proud and fucking loud!🗣🇩🇰 Sure, we tell children that it’s bad, but we don’t care too much. Remember, the Danish versions of TMNT 1987 and 2003 had the turtles cursing. I learned a specific word for retard, because Shredder kept using it on Bebop and Rocksteady😂 But the turtles are American, and that is different, so here you go. Hope you’ll enjoy💚

Warnings: Cursing lol.

Leonardo:

Romeo is 10, Marcello is 7, Gerardo is 4.

The children always loved when uncle Vern, uncle Casey and aunt April came to visit in the lair. Other than their mother and aunts, these were the only human connections the kids had.

Funnily enough, the children took a strong liking to Vern, always hanging around him whenever he came to visit, which was way less than Casey and April. But why did the kids like Vern so much? Maybe it was his strong reaction of confusion and slight annoyance when one of them came running, wanting some sort of attention from him. Especially Marcello, who found that if he tugged enough at Vern, the human would start muttering all sorts of strange words under his breath, almost like he was spitting them in the boy's direction.

The other kids took notice of this as well, especially Gerardo who started taking on his older brother’s habit of bugging Vern whenever he was around, just to hear the strange words that he would mumble. Words that Gerardo found absolutely hilarious, and would save in his memory for a lifetime. Because then he learned what those words meant… or sorta.

Vern, Casey and April was once again visiting the lair, coming to eat dinner with the large underground family. In these cases they all ate together in the living area, at a bunch of tables, all lined out in one liner continuation. It was here, in the middle of conversations and laughter, that Gerardo suddenly perked up out of nowhere, in a way that only made sense for a child his age.

“Uncle Vern taught me a word!”, he said proudly to you and Leo, as he suddenly remembered one of the words Vern had said last time he visited, kicking his feet under the table in excitement.

“And what is that word?”, you asked smiling, eyeing Marcello as he poured up a glass of water for Romeo, no indication in the slightest for what was about to come out of your sons mouth.

“Shitling!”, Gerardo yelled out proudly.

Silence fell over all the adults at the table, all while the children kept talking and yapping. You and Leo made wide eyed eye contact, before slowly turning your attention to Vern, who sat frozen with his fork halfway into his mouth.

Needless to say, but from that day, Vern really had to restrain his vocabulary whenever he was around the kids.

Raphael:

Joan is 11, Minerva is 7, Ragnar is 4.

With your husband’s foul mouth, one would not be blamed for believing that Raph had been living his whole life on a ship out in the big open ocean, instead of in the sewers below New York City. It had long gotten Raph into trouble with his own father, often being the reason he would find himself in the hashish. Yet he never seemed to learn from his punishments.

Even as you and Raph got together, his foul mouth would be going. Never because of you, no no, never you. You could never do anything wrong in Raph’s eyes. No, Raph would curse at pretty much anything else. His brothers annoyed him - curse. He was angry and needed to get his frustrations out with a good work out - curse. He accidentally burned himself when cooking - curse. He watched a game and either something good or something bad happened - curse. Raph was in a good mood, and he wanted to let you know just how happy he was - sweet words with curses for emphasis. In order words, cursing was just a part of Raphael’s natural vocabulary.

But when you and Raph started having children, your husband was forced to keep his colorful words for himself, only letting his curses fly when none of them was around, usually when they were in bed. But somehow, even when he kept a careful eye on who was around, your children managed to catch a few of those words.

It was just like any other day in the lair. Your children was playing in the living area, Minerva and Ragnar’s laughter ringing out loud from the couch while Joan watched them from the armchair, making sure that her little brother and little sister wouldn’t accidentally knock each other out in their little play fight. You and Raph sat just a small distance away, seeing your kids jump around, ready to intervene should something happen, when all of a sudden-.

“Asshole!”, Mini yelled out loud, causing her and Ragnar to laugh even louder.

You and Raph sat up straight, eyes wide in shock, not fully able to believe what you had just heard, when Ragnar piped up.

“Fuck face!”, he yelled, making Mini fall over on the couch, holding her stomach in laughter, almost falling off and onto the floor below. Ragnar, continuing the game he and his sister had going, stood up on the couch, his little form looking so adorable as he tried to square up. “Shit maggot!”

For a solid five minutes you and Raph sat in absolute shock, still processing what the two youngest of your angels had just blurted out. That was when Joan turned calmly towards the two of you, shrugging her shoulders.

“If you think this is bad, you should hear them when you’re not around”, she said, before turning her attention back on her siblings’ play fight.

After this you and Raph started keeping a sharp eye on your children’s vocabulary, and started cracking down harder on Raph’s own use of words.

Donatello:

Galileo is 12, Dorothy and Marie are 7.

For a long time, you and Donnie had had problems with Marie’s tendency to suddenly blurt out things. You could be sitting at the dining table with family and friends over, when Marie would all of a sudden turn towards Vern and ask; “why do you look like that?”

Vern would in turn look at Marie a little confused and ask; “look like what?”

“Like that”, Marie said, pointing at his face. “Ugly”.

Casey almost choked on his drink, and even Splinter fought not to smile. And it would have been slightly adorable, if it wasn’t for the fact that she did this quite often.

Marie didn’t say these things to be hurtful, no, she said these things because she was honest and curious. She never thought that the things that she said could be considered mean. She just wanted to know, and just like she had been taught; if you wanted to know something you would have to ask. That was something Donnie had taught her and her siblings, but never had he thought that it would lead to Marie being so blunt. So blunt that sometimes even her siblings were shocked.

But one this was being blunt, asking out of the blue questions that would take people aback, but never had Marie cursed. But that changed fast one day.

You, Donnie and your children were sitting in the kitchen, eating your breakfast together, talking about whatever things families would talk about in the mornings. Dorothy was telling Donnie about her big plans for the day, aka, dress up, while Galileo told you about a new video game he wanted to play soon, when suddenly Marie perked up with a question that had been playing on her mind.

“Dad?”, she asked, leaving the spoon in her cereal.

“Yes, sweetheart. What is it?”, Donnie asked, happy to see that Marie was at least asking permission to ask a question, instead of just blurting it out in the open.

“There’s a word I don’t understand. Do you know it?”

“What word is it?”

“It’s actually more than one word”, Marie said.

“Is that so?”, Donnie asked. “What are they?”

“Shut the fuck up, shit face”, Marie said, looking up to the side, as if she was trying to remember the exact words as she spoke.

You and Donnie were shocked, staring at her with wide eyes. Dorothy was confused, looking back and forth between her parents and her sister. But not Gali. Instead he gasped, looking offended.

“I told you to get out when I was playing that video game!”, he gasped. “You snuck back in?!”

“You didn’t lock the door”, Marie shrugged, continuing to eat her cereal while you and Donnie was still trying to process what just happened.

Michelangelo:

Sunny is 4, Luis is around 1.

Your dear, sweet little bundle of sunshine, Sunny, was at that period of her life, where she would push boundaries, and say all the words she heard around her, just to get a reaction out of her family members, sometimes even yelling instead of actually speaking. She had also recently had her first real temper tantrum, which, thankfully was rare for Sunny, but sadly not the last to come in the next few years.

Sunny had recently taken to asking you or Mikey for food, only to bring it to the couch, and eat and play with it, causing her to spill everywhere, which you and Mikey obviously wasn’t too happy about, causing you and your husband to put in all efforts to get rid of her habit. That even meant that Mikey could no longer bring snacks to the couch, as that would totally undermine all that the two of you had been working for.

But that didn’t stop Sunny from trying, often ending in failure, which resulted in her first temper tantrum, screaming over the fact that she wasn’t allowed to bring her dino nuggets to the couch, but would have to eat them at a table. That didn’t fly by Sunny, what so ever, causing her to scream and cry for two whole hours, making Luis just as fussy by the sound. Oh, it was exhausting.

But that still didn’t stop Sunny from trying. No, in fact it made her attempts more elaborate, sometimes even taking you and Mikey by surprise.

It soon became a matter of principle for Sunny. It was no longer about her getting to eat on the couch, but simply the act of bringing food to the couch without you and Mikey noticing it. Chips from the cupboard, a pizza slice, a handful of popcorn and one time even a frozen chicken. But soon, Sunny came up with what she considered a genius idea - a cup of juice. If she could bring that to the couch, she would have won the battle. And so, Sunny asked you for a cup of juice while sitting at the dining table, drinking half of the cup, before slowly sliding off her chair, making her way toward the living area with her small cup of juice in her hands.

Here Mikey was sitting in the armchair, bottle feeding Luis. That was perfect for Sunny. With her father’s attention grabbed by her baby brother, there was nothing that could stop her. And so, she quickly and silently made her way towards the couch, her half filled juice cup in her hands.

Once at the couch, she placed the cup on the soft couch cushion, letting it whopple when she then began to climb up on the same cushion, when the cup suddenly tumbled over, spilling juice all over the couch. The exact thing her parents didn’t want to happen. And that was when a word graced Sunny’s lips. A word she had never used before, yet she had heard it being spoken around the lair in situations like this.

“Shit”.

That was when she caught the attention of Mikey, who stood from the armchair, still with Luis in his arms, seeing the mess Sunny had made, her small curse still ringing in his ear.

After that day, Sunny was no longer allowed to bring food into the living area, with each curse word he said from that day forward, resulting in a week without dino nuggets.

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Heyyy!! Could you write some HC for the bay-verse!tmnt x fem!angel reader? Like how would they feel if Mikey just showed up one day with a legit angel, like mike is trying to hard to not punch Leo because of how mean he’s being to her just because she has really big (and quite frankly beautiful) wings

Hello!

Angel Reader x Bayverse TMNT

Pretty, sweet, caring character with huge bird wings comes in out of nowhere

She gets cozy with Mikey - who, of course, is being SHAMELESSLY flirtatious.

These are their FIRST reactions. Because this is much more a 'beginning' to a long story.

-I agree that Mikey would be the ONLY one being cordial

-You are not a civilian of any kind. No matter how you became an angel, of if you're an ACTUAL angle, or how kind or funny or affectionate you are.

-You are a flying, highly specialized mutant with secretive origins, intentions and strength. You are NOT to be trusted.

-Your pretty wings and face could NOT matter less to these guys. Because tbh, giant bird wings aren't anywhere near the weirdest thing they've seen 😂

-Raph is still gonna be a scary piece of shit. He wouldn't ever hurt you without being explicitly provoked. But there is a LOT of sarcasm and eye rolls and he likes to LOOM over you. He's scary.

-Donnie will NOT be a piece of shit, but his curiosity will NOT come from a place of wonder. He will know almost everything about you very quickly without your permission. He won't talk to you much. He will talk about you a lot as if you aren't standing right there. Or info dumping about highly personal information about you to the room of people.

- Leo is gonna be a passive-aggressive scary piece of shit. They will NOT be happy or kind with you being around. Always drilling you. He'd loom too.

-Lots of, "Who are you?" "Where did you come from?" "Why are you here?" "How did you find us?" "What do you know?"

-Leo's contention and cynicism will have nothing with you 'having wings.'

-Your intentions, potential power and strength, and your mysterious origins are dangerous to him, his family, and his city.

-He will not trust a word out of your mouth.

-They would do the exact same with a giant ugly mutant like Bebop or Rocksteady. They were this way even with APRIL. They don't have the privilege to trust easily. ESPECIALLY flying humanoid creatures in New York trying to flirt with Mikey.

-BTW, if you start flirting with Mikey back, ALL of their alarm bells go off.

-Mikey getting hurt emotionally is one thing-

-But c'mon, Mikey wouldn't be able to pull anyone unless they were there to steal, betray or kill them, right?

-You'd have to do a lot of stuff for them. Usually in combative situations, to prove you aren't there to hurt anyone

-ESPECIALLY for Mikey. Leo, Raph and Donnie might think Mikey has negative rizz, but they will do their best to ensure you will not hurt him.

-There will not be a whole lot Mikey can do to curb their suspicions or cruelty, despite his extensive efforts. No, you will have to do that on your own.

-But with some crazy adventures and near-death experiences, you'd be the COOLEST addition to the mutant circle.