*Early Snowpiercer Season 3*
Layton: *raising the axe* I'm going to kill you!
Wilford: *still lounging in the tub* Oh really? How original.
Layton: Get up and face your destruction, old man!
Wilford: *sighing* Very well. Do your worst. But just know that next time I expect you to have something a little more interesting to say. Your presentation in general leaves a lot to be desired.
Layton: What?! What are you talking about? There won't be a 'next time'! I'm going to kill you!
Wilford: Son, I've been 'killed' so many times, my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.
Layton: ...
Josie: ...
Ben: ...
Till: ...
Martin: ...
Audrey: ...
Alex & Melanie's 'ghost': He has a point.
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Layton: Alright, listen up. From now on we will be using codenames to make our operation more legitimate. You can address me as; "Eagle One".
Layton: Zarah, codename; "Been There Done That".
Layton: Josie is; "Currently Doing That".
Layton: Melanie is; "It Happened A Few Times in a Dream".
Layton: Pike, codename; "If I Ha--
Till: Hang on. Melanie is "it happened once in a dream"? You've had fantasies about Melanie?
Layton: Yeah, weren't you listening?
Till: We're talking about Melanie Cavill? Wilford's right hand? The Hospitality bitch? The Nightmare? The woman behind the curtain? Our #1 enemy until she switched sides about five minutes ago? That Melanie?
Layton: ...Yeah. But only in like two positions.
Melanie: I'm honored, Eagle One.
Till: For the love of--
*Bonus: A Few Days Later*
Layton: Alright, so before we get into the nitty-gritty details of how to deal with the Wilford problem, we're gonna have to make some changes to the codenames.
Till: Oh, thank God, he's seen the light.
Audrey: Now don't get ahead of yourself, Eagle Two.
Layton: Right so, Zarah, formerly codenamed "Been There, Done That" has been promoted to, "Been There, Doing That Again".
Pike: Oh, uh. Okay.
Melanie: Congratulations.
Layton: Thanks. Meanwhile, Josie, formerly codenamed "Currently Doing That" will now be known as--
Josie: Look, you can either use my name or don't speak to me at all. I'm sick and tired of your childish games.
Layton: ...We'll go with "Currently Working Through Some Stuff."
Till: *rolls her eyes so hard she can see the back of her skull*
*Bonus, Bonus: A Few More Days Later*
Layton: Thank you all for coming, I just need to update you on some changes to the codenames. Now, Josie formerl--
Till: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN E-MAIL!
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