Thinkin about that post that's like "If Hatchetfield wants to keep you, you can't leave. Emma always comes back from Guatemala, Alice always gets off the bus, Lex or Ethan can go to California not both" and Edward Hopper's painting of the diner with no doors
NPMD was so good because they took Jon Matteson aside and went “okay people loved it in TGWDLM when you writhed pathetically on the floor in anguish, and they loved it when you voiced Wiggly in Black Friday, so now we need you to do Both” and the son of a bitch did just that