All I Want for Christmas Is....
Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)
Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)
Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)
Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)
Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!
Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!
Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?
Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)
Blake: Should... should we do something?
Weiss: We don't even know what has them.
Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.
RNBW: Say what now?
YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!
Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?
Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?
Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)
Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!
Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!
Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!
RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...
Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!
Ruby: Hey! That one's mine! (lock and loads Crescent Rose and gives chase)
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Jaune: *Covered in Scratches, Sweat, and other fluids*Yang! Yang Tap Me out!
Yang: *Clearly exhausted, in similar shape to Jaune* No can *Huff* Do. I think we got a bail out coming.
Sun: Hey guys- What happened to you?
Blake: Who's Up next~ Mama still needs lovin'
Jaune: GET HIM!
Yang and Jaune Grab Sun and Drag him to the bedroom
Sun: NO! WAIT! I WANNA LIVE! I WANNA LIIIIIVVVVVVE!!
~The Next Day~
Jaune: *Covered in Band-Aids, Nursing Coffee* ...
Yang: *Face down in cereal* ...
Sun: *Hooked up to an Emergency Fluids kit* ... YOu guys go through that Every month?
Jaune: Hmm.
Yang: Mm-Hm.
Sun: ... Can I join?
Yang: Please.
Jaune: We love her but can't give her the loving she deserves.
Blake: *Positively glowing* Good Morning~ this last weekend was amazing~ Gods, I almost can't stand!
The Blonde Brigade: Hmm.
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got reminded of how fun mystery incorporated is thanks to some youtube guys and i was also reminded why she was one of the gals that made me question stuff lmao
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