#Yang Xiao Long

[patchodraws]

my hot take for today, rwby gets better when you realise that blake definitely did have a crush on sun in the early days but didn’t follow up on it because she realised post-fall that her feelings were stronger for yang and that sun just wasn’t the one.

1) it makes all the eclipse moments in early volumes not feel like they’re shitting on bumbleby (the eventual canon couple)

2) it highlights that yes, blake is indeed bi

3) it tells a very realistic story of how some crushes just aren’t meant to be

do i still think blake had a bit of a crush on yang at beacon? absolutely. do i still think yang fell first and was so head over heels for blake at beacon? absolutely! blake seriously has a type, and sun and yang are both that type.

the difference comes in how they treat her. sun may be fun and flirty, but he’s also senseless and pushes blake out of her comfort zones far too often without realizing why she doesn’t appreciate it. yang on the other hand is patient with her, invites her into her life to have fun without pushing her way in and trampling all over her boundaries.

and that’s what’s fun about sun and yang being so similar !! like, not only does blake have a type, but it shows the variance in that type and what she needs in a relationship. it’s a great narrative !!

and it works extra well when you consider that sun doesn’t get jealous and actively encourages blake to go on her own way (subtext: to get her girl), because then it makes him somewhat of a narrative foil to ilia, who was jealous of adam and let that jealousy fester, as opposed to sun, who let go of those conflicting feelings to let blake — who he undoubtedly loves — be herself and do what she wants. (it’s also why i really love the dynamic of sun and ilia, himbo and lesbian duo getting over the girl they loved)

long story short, eclipse isn’t bad but it also wasn’t meant to be and that’s okay. better, even, for the story they wanted to tell for blake.

[h4lcyonism]

so beyond happy that their story gets to continue, that bumbleby will be breaking the cancelled sapphics curse and that we’ll be able to see them again as an established couple 🖤💛

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?

Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.

RWBY: ...

Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?

Jaune: Umm.

Yang: ANSWER ME!

[brokentrafficknight]

It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?

All her friends are there too!

[razorblade180]

Yang:*cuddling* Hey Jaune? Weird question, but am I like your mom?

Jaune:That definitely is a weird question to ask at this exact moment.

Yang:You always hear how girls somehow go after people somewhat like their dad and vice versa, so I’m curious.

Jaune:You’re accepting I’m a little like your dad?

Yang:Baby steps. Now answer the question.

Jaune:…Nah, you two are different.

Yang:How do?

Jaune:Well for starters you believe in me.

Yang:…..Is there gas in the car?

Jaune:We are not visiting my parents.

Yang:Why not? *smiles* I just wanna talk.

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

[reashot]

Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

[craziechwiv]

The taste of a dusty Knight is...

In the cafeteria, Jaune Arc is sitting with his friends and S/O (of your choosing) until he blurts out this:

Jaune: I wonder what I taste like?

What does your ship for Jaune say in response or what action do they take after hearing this?

And for shits n' giggles, here's some of my ships and their response.

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Nora's Arc

Nora: I can help with that~!

Jaune: Uhm, how?

Nora proceeds to slowly raise a gallon size bottle of maple syrup as she licks her lips, staring at Jaune hungrily.

Jaune: N-Nora...?

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Lancaster

Ruby proceeds to turn Jaune's head towards her and give him one long kiss, before releasing him from her grasp.

Jaune: visibly flustered and spechless

Ruby, licking her lips: You taste good, just not as good as cookies.

Jaune: ...Wanna see if that'll change.

Ruby: Hmm, gladly.

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Arkos (plus Dragonslayer)

Pyrrha: O-Oh... I mean if you wish to know so badly, I could-

Before Pyrrha could finish her sentence, Yang swoops in and kisses Jaune heavily before pulling away and licking her lips.

Yang: Ironically, not like vomit. Maybe I'll go in for seconds~

Pyrrha however pushes Yang away and kisses a now stunned Jaune for longer, slowly pulling away as she had the same stunned look.

Yang: Wow Py, didn't know you had it in you! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: ...so this is heaven.

Jaune: U-Uhm, so how do I taste?

Yang: Like a dream Pyrrha: Like I want to have more of you

Jaune: What was that Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: NOTHING!

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Now since those are done, write away on how your ship would react!

[howlingday]

Jaune: Well... Since Atlas won't help, there's no other option left.

Yang: Yeah? What's that?

Jaune: There's only ONE person on Remnant who'd come for me no matter where I am.

Ren: ...You don't mean-

Jaune: (Into scroll) M'Yellow~?

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Cinder: (Soaring in on a stolen bullhead, Screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARC!

[epic-arc]

White Knight EndGame be like:

Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.

Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...

Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss: Do it again tonight~

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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.

Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''

Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!

Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''

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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.

Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?

Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him

Ruby: So, what you do?

The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.

Jaune: That's life~

[blake-me-up-inside]

[veelilee]

[pictures-of-yxl]

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t?

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

[b0bs0ndugnutt]

Can’t believe they leaked Yang’s Vacuo outfit.

[min3nc]

holy shit yang getting her arm cut off was foreshadowed since the TRAILER.

"Scathing eyes ask that we be symmetrical, one sided and easily processed. Yet every misshapen spark's unseen beauty is greater than its would be judgement."

killing myself this FUCKS