#Block me if you have a problem with me shitting on a certain series

[mochi-colors]

So, no one is bothered by the fact that Wal////ter befriended the younger sister of the witch who cursed his brother? OKAY. What the fuck ever. The ship is disgusting to me and I will always hate the ship just like how I will always hate Sa////de for cursing a CHILD in the first place. Yes, I've read the manga.

[ryuichirou]

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I’ll start with some news.

I am currently locked out of my twitter account. We did everything we could to try to get it back, but no matter what happens, it will most likely take some time.

I don’t like bringing attention to this kind of stuff because we have tons of other things to talk about which are more important than some toddlers trying to obliterate us for 1000th time (frankly I would rather talk about the colour of Leona’s butthole), but this time it’s kind of serious and important. We don’t know what’s going to happen next, but for now I wanted to say that if we won’t get the account back in time or will lose it indefinitely, we will have to ask for your help. I am sorry for that in advance.

Also, if you were discussing/working on commissions with me via DMs there, please email me or contact me via any other platform as soon as possible. Just in case.

Mass-reporting is wild, eh?

I am rambling a bit, and I didn’t really want to complain, because I know for a fact it would give satisfaction to some people, but you know? I am going to complain: it sucks ass. It happened at the worst time possible and it happened over nothing (literally, the art that got it was a Todd/Wallace non-sexual piece that got too many likes for children’s liking). I don’t care if people don’t like us, I don’t care if they gossip with their girlies about us, all I want is for them to leave us the fuck alone and let us do our thing in peace. Imagine being so unbelievably boring and so incredibly unlikeable and unable to make meaningful connections not only with other people but also with any kind of media that you just have to go out of your way to ruin things for others because this is the only thing that makes your immature brain produce something that even remotely resembles joy. Because your own pathetic self is so deeply insecure and constantly frustrated at yourself that you just have to create an illusion of control over someone else to feel important. I can’t even call it a troll behavior – at least trolls are funny sometimes. This is just someone who hit a midlife crisis at the age of 16 and made it my problem for some reason.  

And yet, it’s okay. Even if we end up losing our account, it’ll be a huge disappointment and it will hurt us tremendously, it already did. And it’s scary to think about this scenario, and it’s difficult to talk about how, if it happens, that it’s going to be okay. But eventually we’ll get over it and build ourselves up again, just like we did before several times. And these clowns will still be boring, unlikeable, lonely and very likely shit at drawing.

So yeah. Take care of yourself and block everyone who seems suspicious on sight. It’s not a panacea, but certainly is helpful.

Alright, time to talk about Leona’s butthole (not really, but we will talk about SebeMal, and it’s even better) 💪

Anonymous asked:

Seeing Vanitas made me curious about something: did you ever read Pandora Hearts? I think for a lot of people that series went hand in hand with Black Butler as the main "victorian aesthetic mangas" from the late '00/early '10. Gothic lolitas really had it all back then..

Ohh you’re so right Anon, it was the ultimate late ‘00/early ’10 aesthetic! Boys in vests with bows/ties, crosses and rosaries and traumatic and problematic backstories lol I really miss it sometimes. What an era.

I personally haven’t read/watched Pandora Hearts, but Katsu did! But it was even before we met… So my only association with this title is that Katsu’s old username was “ozbezariusnya” 🥰 Oh, and that Gilbert (?) looks very cute, but let’s be honest, of course I would think he is cute.

nebula-ryuu asked:

Regarding my question, I mean if the Malleus and Sebek ship has a dynamic or a context 😅😅 a background or a story. I have a certain feeling about what it is like but I don't want to affirm anything hehe

I don't know if I made what I said better understood, in any case I can explain it again, no problem 🙏

Oh! Thank you for clarifying!

As for our background for shipping them, we just really really love loyal characters that are a bit unhinged about their loyalty and love/obsession. So we didn’t even have a choice, they stole our hearts… and Malleus is very interesting in his interactions with Sebek too; he is annoyed by him sometimes, but he tolerates a lot and teases him.

As for the ship itself, we tend to think that in addition to Sebek being loyal and obsessive with Malleus, he is also deeply in love with him ever since he was a child. He is conflicted because he really wants to be his lover, but also thinks that he isn’t worthy. Malleus is amused by Sebek and allows him to do much more than he probably should. Actually, I think I talked about their dynamic in this post!

I hope I understood you correctly. Thank you for your question! And if you have any more questions, please let me know.

Anonymous asked:

would Lilia and Azul ever fight over who gets to have Idia?

Replied here! Thank you for your question, Anon.

[kynimdraws]

INFO POST

Name: Kylee (they/them). 30+

A totally normal Korean American mostly known for my drawings, specifically my Pokemon nuzlocke comics. But I will talk about other things on occasion because I do have periods of being fixated on certain topics. I also am a doctor!

Interests: Pokemon, League of Legends (everything except the game lmao), Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, Animal Crossing, Mother series, Korean history/culture, character design

General FYIs: 

General inquiries/commission work/etc should be sent thru kynimdraws [at] gmail [dot] com! Tumblr messaging/asks/etc is not 100% reliable

I will not follow NSFW accounts but I am fine talking/interacting with them. There may be suggestive shitposting but I like keeping my content on the SFW side

I am VERY picky about who I follow/interact with online. Fandom content in particular is a minefield for me aka I have many things I dislike and don’t want to see, even if it might be a popular thing in media that I otherwise enjoy. Therefore, I will unfollow/block/mute liberally. There are times I accidentally block a blog bc I mistake them for bots. So if you got hit with that, just send me an ask or email me

I am very open about what I like and dislike, and none of those things are a direct attack on your sensibilities. I have never gone out of my way to directly send hate or whatever have you if I end up seeing shit I don’t like. My complaints in my little online space ain't a personal attack on you.

My ask/submission box/DMs  are open for criticisms if you have any issues you want to resolve in private. No one is perfect and I may have done ignorant shit that needs to be pointed out. I have deleted or edited posts in the past if people tell me what I did wrong. PS I get that some of my stuff may upset you, but try to act civil when pointing shit out please.

I try to tag all my things whenever I can. Again, send me a message if anything bothers you. I am all for good debate but if you send me excessive hate or threats bc I have different opinions about matters that are trivial, I will block/delete them.

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FIRE EMBLEM FYI: Specifically for 3Houses/3Hopes because I need a separate one for this franchise specificially given how many crazy things I got due to being involved in this fanbase via my fanworks:

DO NOT try to convince me to like or tolerate Byleth/student ships, ESPECIALLY the ones with the lords (aka CIaude, Dimitri, EdeIgard). I already summarized why I don’t like FE3H Byleth ships with student chars here. While the spinoff game FEW3H has now removed that teacher/student problematic situation, the fandom keeps putting the FE3H elements into the FEW3H fanworks (i.e. remembering Byleth from “another life” trope)...so no thanks!! DO NOT SHOW ME IT!!!

As for the Byleth ships with faculty members, my response is here so don’t try to bait me about that topic either thanks.

I do not care whom you ingame S-support. 3Houses limits the dating-sim part of the game to that character, so I cannot care less about how you play the game. The main issue I have is when people treat Byleth the “character” as a legit ship material when I personally think they are a cool character ruined by fans who are too obsessed with badly executed self insert otome tropes bc they self-project super hard onto them. Just to be clear, any FE3H or FEW3H OC/Canon >>>>>>Byleth ships personally. Even Byleth-sonas that remove the teacher/student aspects are better than canon FE3H!Byleth

Please don't drag FE VA statements as some sort of “gotcha” on my opinions like this post here. IDC what other people prefer with ship shit, that’s their problem and not mine. I am not gonna bother them about it. So don’t bother ME about it.

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[magical-characters-tourney]

i do not think you should be running a tournament if mild mocking and complaining is too much for your mental health. not even trying to be sarcastic here, i'm saying it genuinely, i saw what MWDH fans were saying in those tags with my own eyes and it was no different from what you'd see in any other poll. in addition, handling the exclusion of MWDH characters the way you did was not mature. if you don't want to include characters from a specific property, you can just leave them out without mentioning it. perhaps this wouldn't matter if MWDH was a mainstream show or video game, but it isn't. it's an indie game created by a black tumblr user who puts a lot of work into it, and you're now inviting people to mock and insult it by publishing those messages on your blog. all this does is show that you are either unable or unwilling to keep your own biases separate from the tournament, and it's disappointing. do better.

I’m sorry but how is “voting for Gandalf instead of Emerald Heart is shameful” MILD mocking??? It’s not a matter of “doing better.” It’s a matter of me trying to have fun by running tournaments about something I enjoy. And if a certain series makes what I’m trying to do not fun, then it’s going to be excluded. And, I have stated time and time again that I’m extremely biased. I committed fraud to team my cat up with a Kamen Rider because I was told to do it, I let Viperpace tie even when they were 0.2% off a perfect tie, and I showed my disappointment when the Elsword/Zero team was defeated. I have biases. I show them. I don’t care if this makes me a “bad pollrunner.” If it does, you can simply ignore this blog. It’s not that hard. Block it for all I care.

And maybe I’m being a bit mean here, but I’m just trying to have fun. college is stressful as fuck and this is my way of ignoring reality for a few minutes each day. I don’t need people making me remember that the real world is full of shit and toxicity. So, if you have a problem with how I’m handling things, you can just ignore me. Make a callout post about it. I don’t care at this point. I’m trying to have fun. That’s it.

Edit: and maybe if they don’t want a direct ban the fans shouldn’t be as toxic as they were.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||Summoning Chaos: Part 2||

Hello Hello, it's me again with a surprise Drabble. I'm writing a part 2 for my friend from the first one. If you wanna read it, just click this here. So lets see what is going on now hmm?

||Drabble summary||

It seems a lot has happened after the incident involving Ink's great sword. So one could be wondering: Where were the six claws of the blue dragon during the 'Great summoning incident' by Ink's sword. What happened with them or what did Wyvern do. Read to find out!

||Warning||

~Swearing

~A strong head bonks to a certain blue dragon

~Silly funny moments

||Guests in drabble||

~((Guests in this drabble))~

The DBT belong to the wonderful friend of mine Demon mun that runs @demon-blood-youths Please follow her she's amazing <3 Her muses are a mess but I love them so much.

My muses:

My Canon Muses ( Midoriya, Bakguo, Rin, Ren, Atsushi and Denji )(Belongs in their anime/manga but also me due to rping as them as my muses))

Davion belongs and is from the hit series: DOTA: Dragon's blood but he's also my muse due to me rping as him. Some of the other fractions are also mentioned in this drabble too. Along with some other guests too. :3

((Heads up their will be grammar mistakes and other mistakes in this drabble but as stated before, this was written for fun and for my friend. Thank you for understanding and please enjoy.))

It seems a lot had happened during the even of Ink's sword Wyvern caused a big mess with the other fractions. Davion was already seeing it was passing like it never happened...till now. After all that, Ink wanted to try again while showing Davion she gotten better.

Did this happen with anyone else? Well, Davion got his answer when getting a visit from six guys. The six claws of the blue dragon; or to say in short: Ink's mates. Ren Amamiya, Atsushi Nakajima, Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Rin Okumura, and Denji Hayakawa were visiting her cousin but he was just offering some food and drinks with Ink who was happily eating some home made double stuffed cheese crust pizza with all her favorite toppings on it. She had a smile on her face chewing while her cheeks were flushed but stuffed.

Yeah, still cute.

However, the guys except for Ren was nervous seeing Ink's cousin again who had his arms crossed over his chest. They knew he was very protective of his cousin so he wonders what they were here for.

"Sooo what do you gentlemen need while coming to visit my cousin and me?" he asked.

"We don't mean to bother you and her. We just wanted to speak to you about well.....her sword-"

"Wyvern right?" he said seeing the boys look at him.

"Hold on, you know about her sword?" Bakugo asked that Davion looks to him.

"Of course I know about the sword. My uncle gave her that sword and....we had some little mishaps two weeks ago so. I figure you guys had something happen related to that?" he asked as the six claws said nothing. Seems so to make Davion sigh.

"What happened????"

"Well, we had different times it happened so I guess we can go first? It happened back in Japan when Ink and her friends helped us out.." Midoriya said remembering.

~~~~~~Flashback#1~~~~~~~

"Bwahhhahahah! You fools!!! You'll never stop me!" A villain shouts pointing at Ink with the DBT and having Izuku and Bakugo with her. This guys was causing a problem here and causing a ruckus now.

"This guy is so full of himself! I swear it's annoying as shit!" Navarro said but holding his rocket launcher annoyed with Shdwkyz agreeing with him. Though villains tend to show off from time to time.

"How about we just knock his block off and shut him up!?" Bakugo said annoyed ready to do that but as he tried to dash towards him, the villain dodges while laughing.

"Missed me! I thought you heroes were suppose to be all cool! You will NEVER catch me! XD" he said while the DBT thinks.

"We will stop you! I mean, who would destory a perfect pizza spot!" Ink said with some sweatdropping. Oh right. He blew up a pizza place Bakugo showed her a while back. But that's not the point here!

"Oh! And what would the little lady do!? You can't stop me!" he laughed.

"Oh yeah! I will stop you!" Ink said pointing but the villain looks to her about to get something but stops to blink. "Uhhhhhh..."

"Ink? What's wrong?" Izuku asked as Ink said nothing but turns to him and the others rubbing the back of her head with eyes closed, smiling.

"I forgot my sword!" she laughed nervously as everyone falls to the ground twitching.

'Ink seriously!?' Navarro said in his mind. The villian blinks to sweatdrop.

"Uhhhh.."

"Just hold on! I'll just summon him!" Ink said but raised her hand to the air. "Wyvern!!!" she shouts out loud holding her hand up but waits.

.........And nothing.

"Wyvern!" she waited again waving her hand but she sighs now looking annoyed. "Oh not again. Wyvern! WYVERN!!" she now shouts as the Villain looks more confused.

'What the hell???' he thought seeing Ink shouting.

"WYVERN! YOU GET YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME!!" she shouted as the DBT said nothing with Bakugo and Izuku was silent too.

"Wait, didn't she leave the sword at the UA-Dorms?" Izuku said.

~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~

The class of 1-A was minding their own business eating some lunch and hoping the DBT along with Izuku and Bakugo was alright. True, Ink left Wyvern here but as soon as Kirishima walks by, he heard a thud. "Huh?" he looks to see the sword laying down.

"What's wrong?" Mina asked as she sees Ink's sword now laying on the floor. "Uhhh, wasn't that against the wall-" Suddenly, the sword lets out a giant gust of wind in the living room pushing the two heroes back right into the others.

"Woah! What happened!?" Sato said but everyone looks to see Wyvern now smashing through the wall as the heroes of 1-A screams in a panic.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT THING WAS ALIVE!!" Denki said pointing as he ducks hearing it smash through the hall and upstairs. But he also heard some screams from upstairs seeing it was some of the girls like Momo rushing down with Jiro.

"What the heck is going on!? Why is the sword alive!?" she said pointing hearing glass breaking.

"WE DON'T KNOW!" Some shouted but quickly heard it smash down to aim to the others. "EVERYONE GET DOWN!" Ida said as everyone goes down as it smashes through the window leaving a destroyed UA dorm building. Everyone was shook seeing the sword flying off but didn't know how to respond to that.

"I told you it was alive. You owe me 20 bucks, Sero.." Mineta said but the class looks to them in silence. "What?"

~~~With the others~~~~

"This...I don't get what is happening here." The villain was confused as Ink was still trying to call her sword. The DBT was a bit embarrassed seeing their leader just shouting and calling it but Izuku and Bakugo sighed.

"Ink, I don't think it's going to-"

"NO no! It will. Damn it, Wyvern!! Where the heck are youuuu!!" she shouts before hearing something woosh by. "Huh?"

"Wait, what is-" As the Villian speaks, something hard hits him behind the head and into the street cracking it. The DBT winces from that but saw Wyvern! Ink held her hand up to catch it but it smashes into her nose as Ink yelps in pain.

"OWWWWWW!!! Ugh, I hate when you do that!" she said to Wyvern annoyed. "Nevermind! Alright you villian, lets go!" Ink said pointing her greatsword at the guy but...she blinks seeing he was gone. "Huh? Where did he go?" Hellmare walks over to tap her shoulder getting Ink's attention and points. The villian was knocked out with a large lump on his head groaning.

"Huh?!? NO way, I didn't even get to fight!" Ink said that the others sigh. Hours later, Mr. Henderon has to explain to the students and the teachers while he was assuring they would pay for the damages. Ink was sad she didn't get to fight but at least it was not too bad...no it was.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

".....Wait, that happened?" Davion asked with Izuku nodding.

"Yes. Ink was more sad the guy was knocked out before fighting him." Bakugo said but Ink looks to smile.

"Sorrie!" she giggled but Davion looks to her then at them.

"Okay. That's one story. What about you?" he asked Ren.

"Well, it was involving a mission of changing someone's heart...." he said.

~~~~Flashback#2~~~~~

"You wont' get away with this!!" Panther said struggling in her ropes with the other Phantom Thieves with The DBT who was there. The guy was laughing seeing his new targets while he was holding a knife.

"Oh come now, you guys lost. Think of it as a win-win situation. Now, you guys wont' be able to stop me!" he laughed with Ink struggling in her own ropes.

"Ughhhh you won't get away with this! I'll kick your butt for this!" she said but the guy laughed finding Ink funny.

"Good luck with that. I have the famous Phantom Thieves and the DBT as prisoners. You won't be able to stop me!" he smiled with Ink struggling.

"That's what you think! Wyvern!!" she shouts as the guy blinks seeing Ink waiting but blinks. "Wyvern!?" she shouts again but the other members blink confused.

"Uhhh Joker, what is she doing?" Panther asked.

"...She's trying to-" Seconds later they heard something break upstairs in this place. "Huh?"

"Wyvern! Will you get over here and help!!! Where are you!?!" she said but the guy really was confused before hearing some glass breaking. "The hell!?" he looks up seeing something smashing through his house or palace as it shows shreads of paper, books, and other things being destroyed.

"NOOOO!! WHAT THE HELL IS DOING THAT!?" he said going to try and stop it but the others now worked on getting loose hearing the guy screaming in a panic. "WHY IS THEIR A DRAGON SWORD MOVING?! IS IT ALIVE-NO STOP! DON'T DESTROY THAT!" he said trying to stop Wyvern. The Phantom Thieves was shocked hearing this and the DBT sighing. Not again.

"Maybe we should leave before we get crushed?" skull said as everyone quickly rushes out to see the wooshing of a blade breaking, smashing, and burning everything and the guy screaming.

"So that's where he took Wyvern huh? Dang it.I knew he stole him from me!" she said with arms crossed. In a while, the house came crashing down in rubble. This left everyone shocked but heard pained groans of the guy crawling out crying.

".........."

"I'm going to just call the cops.." Hellmare said doing that.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

".....Ink.."

"Sorrie. I didn't know that jerk took him till I woke up from being knocked out with the others." she said.

"It's true but my team was shocked seeing such a thing happen. But thanks to it, everything he had was destroyed to send him to jail." Ren said.

"Okay, that explains. Who is going next?" he asked seeing Denji and Rin go.

"Well, ours is just something normal for us." Rin said.

~~~~~~Flashback#3~~~~~~~~

"Come on guys, we need to kill this thing!" Rin was holding his blade Kurikara as the blue flames burn around him. Denji and Ink was on either side seeing a monster like demon roaring out destroying what was close.

Denji was in his chainsaw man form trying to cut this thing down but it was pretty big as it smacks him into the building. He groans from the smack with Ink and Rin charging but gets hit away as well.

"Damn it!" He lands but catches Ink who was set down.

"Thanks Rin! We need to get rid of it before it destroys this place!" she said.

"I know but we need to do something!" he said.

"I know! I can cut it down while you distract it!" she said as Rin looks to her.

"Sounds like a plan!" he said rushing to attack the feral demon with Denji helping as Ink got ready to summon her great sword. "Wyvern!" she calls out for him waiting but nothing showed up.

"Ugh, not again. Wyvern!" she shouts again waving her hand hard for it but nothing.

"Uhhhh Ink, Could you hurry!? Were struggling a little!" Rin said ducking from a swipe as Denji was cutting into it.

"Uhh trying! Just hold on!" she said. "Wyvern!!" she kept trying again and again. "Grrrrrr...WYVERN! GET OVER HERE NOW! STOP BEING A DUMB BUTT AND GET OVER HERE RIGHT-" As she said this, something flies by quickly that a slich like noise was heard. She blinks seeing Rin and Denji fall but saw the feral demon's head but clean cut off. The two blink seeing this but the body falls back with a loud thud. However, the sword flies right towards Ink but not in her had but right in her face. "GAH!" It made her crash to the ground knocked out.

"INK!" Both Rin and Denji rushes over seeing her twitching.

"HEY YOU DAMN SWORD! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT TO INK!?" Denji said about to grab Wyvern but it headbutts him hard in the head sending him flying to a building knocking him out.

That just leaves a very confused Rin standing there. "....What the hell just happened?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So that's what happened." Ink said remember rubbing her forehead the other boys sighed while Davion pets her head. Well, seems Wyvern caused more trouble than he though.

"Huh, that was....geez." he said.

"And I still got the mark from him after he knocked me out." Denji grumbles.

"Okayyyyy.....and what about you Atsushi? I believe your the last one." Davion asked.

"Well....mine was sorta the same but different.."

~~~~~~~~~~Flashback#4~~~~~~~~~~

"So what do we do now? I heard that they have some special going on." Atsushi asked the DBT and some of the ADA members while they were all having lunch. Dazai was humming a bit.

"I don't know I heard some food was pretty good." he said smiling as everyone relaxed. However, that's when something loud was banging on the door. "??????"

"I wonder who that could be?" Dazai asked. Before anyone got up to answer, the door got smashed down by someone showing a rather very angry Ryunosuke Akutagawa with Chuya as well. Both said nothing but Ink blinks.

"Hi Chuya! Are you here to visit!?" Ink said but he looks to her.

"You!!! This is your fault!!" he said in a serious tone.

"Ummmm, is their a problem?" Fosh asked.

".....You could say that. But we need to talk about your leader and the destruction that damn sword of hers did!" Wait, what!?

"Uhhhh..what are you talking about?" Jaron asked but that's when another shows up with some others.

"What am I talking about!? I'm taking about that damn sword that did some damage to Port mafia!?" Chuya said.

"Huh?!?"

"Well, so this is where the little destroyer is hmm?" The group blinks hearing the tone to see a male walk in. Ogai Mori was there that some blinks.

"Oh no, what is wrong now Mori?" Yukichi Fukuzawa asked but Mori sighed.

"Lets just say we need to speak to you about some things. Do you have a meeting room?"

The DBT and ADA blinks wondering what this is about.

~~~~~Hours later~~~~~~

"I'm telling you it was because of that damn sword! What was it called Wyvern! Yeah! Your leader's damn sword crashed through three of the buildings. Were you planning some attack on us!?" Chuya said pointing at Dazai.

"Hmm? No???? I mean, we are all friends here aren't we? We didn't attack or plan a attack on you guys." he said with a casual shrug that Chuya twitched annoyed.

"YOU DAMN SON OF A-"

"Chuya, enough." Ryu said but he looks to Ink with arms crossed. "As what he means, your 'weapon' destroyed or caused heavy damage and we are unsure if this is your way of attacking or breaking our little peace agreement we made with one another." he said in a cold tone making the DBT tense.

"Wait, Wyvern did that? I thought I had him back in the hotel back during that....." she said scratching her head but Chuya sighs.

"Well, seems not! Your damn sword did a lot of damage! If you want proof here!" He slams some pictures for the DBT to see as Hellmare looks. She saw pretty bad damage done to three of the buildings. Seems they were not joking.

"Oh dear.."

"See?! I mean what the hell!? I thought you were going to not attack us we didn't even do anything!" he said.

"Look, she didn't mean to! Wyvern has well..it's not like a normal weapon! It's hard to explain what that sword is but it's not what you think!" Maggie said but the DBT was trying to explain with the two leaders listen to this.

"So what are you guys going to do!? You got some explaining to do!" Chuya said glaring but Mori pats his back to calm him down but makes him sit.

"Now now..I'm sure we can find a way for Miss Van Ink to pay for the damages. Though, Maybe you have a idea? Because if not..I'm afraid we will have to find another way for you to pay us back for the damages." Mori said smiling in a cold way sending shivers down the DBT's backs except Ink.

"Hold on, I'm sure we don't have to result in a fight-"

"And you don't think so? Our friend here damaged a lot of things..so unless you have a way to explain why this happened I'm afraid we'll have to punish you for it." Mori said as the DBT got ready to fight with the ADA as well till suddenly....

"WAITTTTTTTT!!"

Everyone blinks to see someone show up but saw it was Matt Knack? Ryu blinks seeing him here as he was just getting here thanks to Shrika giving him a lift.

"Hold on a moment! You don't have to do that!" he said walking in.

"And why not Matt? Can you explain why?" He asked.

"Yeah, I can! Wyvern tends to do that a lot. It does it back home as well, believe me I've seen it." Matt said as Mori blinks with Ryu and Chuya confused.

"Hold on, that sword is alive then!?"

"Yep!" Matt smiles.

".....I....what the fuck!?" Chuya shouts.

"...So when it was moving around like it was possessed it was alive or is?" Ryu asked.

"Yeah, he's alive but he tends to do this a lot. He did a lot of damage back home before so. So believe me, this is nothing new." Matt explains to his mate while Ryu was silent about it. Both Fukuzawa and Mori didn't know that but looks to Ink who laughs nervously.

"........I see....Well, that's something new to know...." he said with Fosh sighing.

"Ummm M..Mr. Mori? We are so sorry for Wyvern. But we can give you a check to pay for the damages." he said but Mori looks to him as Fosh looked nervous. "That would be nice.." he said but Dazai was curious.

"Jaron, I am wondering: what does Matt mean?" he asked.

"Well..you see.." Jaron explains to Dazai what happened to the other. In a few moments, Dazai blinks.

"Wait, really?" he said seeing Jaron nod. His response...

"PPHHHFFFANNAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XDDDD" Dazai bursts out laughing hard while falling out of his chair holding his stomach.

"STOP LAUGHING DAZAI, IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Chuya shouted.

"YES IT IS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"STOP LAUGHING!"

"OH GOD MY STOMACH! I COULD DIE FROM THIS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Everyone blinks seeing this but The DBT sighs with Fosh writing a check to Port mafia.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Uhhh..."

"Yeah, Dazai was laughing so hard he was doing this for a whole hour till we had to stop him. But, that's what happened with all of us due to the great sword." Atsushi said with Davion thinking.

"..Who would have thought that sword made even more trouble..." he mutters. "But, at least I know." he said with a sigh.

"Yeah, but we are not blaming Ink or anything but still.."

"I know, I know. As she said, Wyvern has a mind of his own so...if your going to be with my cousin, you have to know that. But...thanks for telling me." he said as the boys nod.

"Though, I'm still serious about you guys being there for Ink so please don't do anything stupid to hurt or harm her...or else." he said as the boys tense.

"Y..Yes sir." they said while Ink happily was eating like nothing was wrong. Well, at least it was fine again.....or peaceful without another thing breaking from Wyvern.

[tsukiyon]

I'm trying to keep myself so hard since it is literally fiction and not real but there is insanely toxic people in Akayona fandom, it is hard to ignore them after some point. I don't even care about getting bashed by the whole fandom at this point, i love Yona and i'm not a big fan of neither Hak or Soo-won nor the romance in series so block me if you are uncomfortable with that. This fandom has stupid double standards when it comes to only Yona and Yona ONLY, no matter what she does she is always the worst character just because she is a female protagonist and some people trying to hide behind "meaningful"(!) excuses for hating her is even funnier.

The dragons got their powers from dragon gods which means they are semi-gods, yet we don't see them beating up the villain for at least once. Kija swings his hand for a second, Jaeha breaks the ground with his foot for ONCE and they are already done. Shin-ah is already useless once he uses his eyes and look; Zeno, who is supposed to be the strongest character, a goddamn immortal yet we have never seen him ACTUALLY fighting ever. Yet, look at Hak who is a DEADLY wounded HUMAN in latest war but he doesn't die no matter what happens, instead he kills the whole ass army? On his own?? Honestly i won't be suprised at this point if it gets revealed that if Hak is immortal and stronger than Zeno. And then Yona kicking a man just for once after days of training and that becomes "unrealistic", of course, i mean it is Yona and not Hak.

I don't remember if it is ever mentioned in manga that Soo-won studied things such as politics or wars. Nor he was even worked as governor for training like how usually happened in history. And yet, in Fire Tribe Arc where he had literally 0 experience he already won a war. Don't get me wrong, i believe some people has intelligent mind about some certain topics that they are suited to do naturally but it is weird how it was obvious that Yona wasn't even going to lead the army, she was going there just for the needed support due to Soo-won's condition and people already started to shitting about her before the war even started, nobody gave her a chance and waited her to "experience" whereas no one had a problem when the same happened to Soo-won.

I don't have time to reread manga and i don't like talking about these kind of things either since i'm more of the type of person to use fiction as a way of inspiring and expressing myself. Akatsuki No Yona isn't perfectly written however i still loved it, because how it focuses on the suffering of those people who are waiting desperately for someone to hear their voices and how influentially it conveys their emotions despite being a fictional series with fantasy elements. Yona is a special character for me because she inspired and made me a much better person when i was still a fresh teenager who couldn't find any value in living and had no idea about how to find courage in myself and live for other people. So that is why i genuinely can't understand it, how people can constantly keep hating on Yona when she literally just breathes. She appears in a panel and the fandom is already like "STUPID YONQAA BOHOGOASHH YOU DON'T SHOW YOUR LOVE TO HAK AND YOU BREATJED THE SAME AIR AS SOO WON 😡😡 YOU B*TCH" I have even seen somebody stubbornly keep repeating that Hak is underrated and gets the most hate in fandom. Lol, no. The most hated character is Soo-won, followed by Yona.

I've written this to get rid of the stress inside of me after seeing a toxic *i usually hate using this word but honestly they deserve at this point* Hak stan on Kusanagi's Twitter again. I didn't care at allback then when i saw them in a platform for the first time and thought they just like a character probably because of special reasons just like how i love Yona but no, they are calling themselves a Hakyona fan yet never stops shitting on Yona because she doesn't show love to Hak enough. They even said Yona is fine about being engaged to Soo-won...? Look, i don't even care about the romance in manga, but this really sounds like a joke and i'm questioning if we are reading the same manga. You can like romance or simp for your favorite male characters HOWEVER obviously, if they aren't the main priority in this manga, stop hating on a fictional female character whenever she breathes, it is not normal. I don't even understand how you can ship the very special love of your life with a character you hate to death. I actually even think it is because they see Yona as self insert at this point lol. Yona has her own character so if you want to see her smooching with Hak 24/7, go write your own reader fanfics and make fanarts of yourself and Hak. Calling her Mary Sue or "perfect" then hating her for not being "perfect" and having normal human traits doesn't make any sense at all. She is not only just an 16 year old girl trying to stand on her own feets after losing both of her parents, but also someone that is trying to be light of hope for her people despite already having enough issues for herself. I'm not even talking about how the family she found after losing everything she had, passed off her condition by saying things like "Yona is strong, she can do it" when she was suffering with her trauma all alone in castle.

Hak is an adult man, not a child. Yes, they are a couple but they can't flirt 24/7 for the sake of your stupid fantasies that craves nothing other than cringe romance, especially when the manga is built on a fantasy world that focuses on serious topics from real life.

[plantwithoutplot]

I saw you reblogged a post the other day about wanting to receive more asks so here's mine. Sorry if it is too specific, you don't have answer it.

As a fanfic writer, what advice would you give too someone that's just starting?

Hi Anon!!! Thank you for noticing and for sending an ask, that's so so sweet of you 🥺🙏💕

Oooooh great question!! Uhhhhh.... Σ٩(๑º ﾛ º๑)۶

I'm going to separate this into two different advices, because I'm not sure if you wanna hear something general or more specific, and as someone who studied fan fiction in University + has been writing fanfics for +15years, I would have tons to say if I don't restrict myself 🤔

1. Know what you want to write

If you're like me and have a thousand ideas a minute and lots and lots of motivation until you're a few chapters in, having an outline really, really is the best!

For example, as yourself a few questions:

Will this be a one shot? Multichapter series? A series of one shots? This will allow you to wither condense/fill your writing to focus on what you want!

What kind of narrator do you need? You can find many, many lists on internet about narrative voices, their cons/pros, and how they affect your story. Sometimes, writer block happens because you HAVE a story, but you're looking to tell it from the wrong POV

What would that character actually do if put in this situation? Quite often you want to write fanfictions to fullfil a need to see a certain trope/situation/what if, and then found yourself in a pitch mid-chapter because?? Something feels off?? And in the case of fanfiction, it could be because there is a problem of balance between what you want to see the character do versus how they would react in canon. This is a REALLY tricky one, because you have to adapt your writing/the dynamics/tropes you may usually rely on so that it can fit the character you're writing instead.

Okay that was for the specific-ish answer on writing!

If you have anything else you want details on, or just wanna talk about, feek free to ask in a reblog/comment/DM too! I'm always happy to talk about writing (*´▽`*)❀

Now, here is the more general, but best advice I could think of when it comes to writing fan fiction:

H A V E F U N ━!!

Does it sound obvious and silly? Yes ― and?

Fan fiction comes from a place of love for a piece of media. It can be a reaction going along with or against canon, but in both case, it is the love and deep entertainment you've experienced that makes you want to keep it going.

You start writing a story to have fun with it ― for some it means giving their favorite characters more sfreentime, others will want to shower them in love and fluff, and wuite a number of us make their life even worse to put them through hell before giving them a meaningful, happy ending (or not).

Plus, you are never alone. From the moment you thing of creating fan content, you become a beacon to the rest of your fan community. We're all in this together, even if we disagree on ships or characterization or plot points ― you're never alone. You will find people experiencing the same brainrot as you do. They will find you and want to share headcanons with you as well. You will both encourage each other to keep loving the media you're connected by, whether you decide to create or not, whether you're satisfied with the quality of your craft.

The point is: this isn't a chore.

This isn't homework. This is soemthing you yearn for ao bad you decide that you will try your best to bring it to life yourself if you have to.

Which means that it's okay to give up too.

It's okay if this isn't the best work of the century, or even oje of your best works! You're free to write the cringiest shit, just like you have full reign to take ten years to write a fic so meaningful, so well told, that it ought to be studied in class like any other work of art that is oraised by classicists.

You're free.

Have Fun.

[freedfromthegalactichivemind]

I wonder how long any further stay I have in this fandom will be.  On one hand, this is the blog on tumblr I post to the most among my blogs.  I have four of them.  One is a Junk Drawer, one is This She-Ra blog, one is a Zelda blog, and one, for anyone interested, is an original stories writeblr.  I’m fixing for the Zelda one to be frequently posted to next month since the Linktober art challenge is a thing and I want to do it - hope I don’t run out of steam doing a drawing a day.  I’ve done Linktober before.  Quite fun, quite challenging.   And I plan to post stuff for a challenge in the She-Ra fandom next month, a series of fanfics that I already have done.   And that’s when I realize I partly did the fanfic challenge out of spite.  I know that the person who issued the challenge, and who handles other challenges for my main ship / sphere in the fandom has me blocked / dislikes me / probably thinks I’d be better off to the world dead.  Meh.  They probably don’t really care about me *that* much, but they’re someone whom I don’t ever recall ever having any personal issues with, but are apparently in a group of people who have put me on the outs and that’s just the way it is.  And I’ve decided if that’s the way it is, I’m gonna stick around the fandom like ants in the kitchen.  Just doing my own thing, too bad your challenge-prompts are reblogged by lots of people and are viewable on the whole of tumblr / don’t take a master hacker to see.  Don’t know if they even care about me doing their prompt fics, but if they are put out by it, it’ll just be frosting on the cake.  They *probably* don’t have a problem with any particular person doing prompt-fills / just don’t care and just don’t want to have any personal contact with me, which is fine, but imagining that they might be mildly annoyed by me doing the prompts and generally being around and feeling petty gives me life.  Spite has gotten me through more shit in life than you can imagine.   And... feeling spiteful is kind of what’s kept me in this fandom.  I do genuinely enjoy the characters, certain ones especially.  I enjoy viewing and collecting fanart, reading fics, especially new voices who weren’t there for some of the great fandom wars.  However, I don’t actually go back to re-watch the show very often and I feel myself pulled into other interests (including that nagging voice in the back of my head whenever I feel I’m fandoming too much of “shouldn’t you work on something you fully own? Even if you’re just putting it out for free on the writeblr?”)   It’s like, I’m fiddling around with a retro video game right now, Zelda fandom is going NUTS because of a new game release date announcement. One of my old favorite animes, which was a major fandom for me for a long time is getting a remaster next year.   And at the end of the day, I feel like I’ve seen every flavor of Entrapdak done five ways to Sunday, I like Catradora and Glimmadora, etc. but they were never my main-enthusiasm ships (you know... lacking that mad science energy I vibed with).  I almost feel like there’s nothing new left that I or anyone else can give to this ship - just a lot if similar plots cycling over and over again with a few standouts of Really Good Fic and Really Good Art mostly from the fresh voices.  Clone fandom, too... okay, let’s level. It’s always been weird.  Weird on top of weird on top of weird.  I’m not even talking about my own contributions.  The inside jokes are odd, sometimes unsettling, a lot of the drama people write and draw is unsettling (which is to be expected, actually, when you explore their predicament more than the show did).  A lot of it was always sexualized in a way I always felt odd about (not all the fans, but...quite a lot).  And Prime-simps outright scare me.  (I don’t think it’s wrong or bad in any way, I just... personal vibes for me).   Writing from prompts has shown me that, yeah, it’s fun, but also restraining.  My favorite of my latest batch of stories involves a plot that is blatantly out of character for the nature of the canon, but I needed to do it to make the plot idea I had work.  And I feel almost as if I’ve just made my favorite characters more “my own” than what is canonical - basically Fandom Syndrome.  I am having fun discussions in this fandom, and I do have a weird crossover I’ve been mulling over, but I feel like some of my spite is waning and the original interest I had is waning, too.  I’ve been in this fandom a long time - not nearly as long as others (I’ve been a Zelda-nerd for over a literal decade), but this fandom isn’t really... ongoing, nothing fresh and only so many ways to play with what’s there before you’re tired of eating the same food all the time. I was a fan of Spop from the first season, lured in by being a nostalgia-fan of the original who wanted to see what the new show was going to do to my childhood.  And then I stayed for Entrapta. Was impressed with Hordak’s upgrae from the get-go, got into him later into the series. I was *here* and doing *fanart* and writing *fanfic* before a lot of the Big Name fans showed up.  I was shipping Entrapdak as a lark / crackship since Season 2.   I’ve been...here... for a while.  And, in part, I feel like “that old, lame, smelly dog everyone wants to put down.”  *Shrug.*    I definitely will not leave the fandom on anything less than my own terms.  With fandoms I am no longer in I’ve never just quit them.  I’ve always kind of petered out and faded off as my interests changed, with it happening gradually.   I feel like I’m sticking around in this one out of spite, but I ‘m watching the light of day change.  

[ddemonseonghwa]

Update/Fic Ideas and WIP’s

I just posted about a Chan fic coming up (since my little mini emotional disappearance, yuh). It’s kind of experimental but I am kind of practicing. I will say, massive trigger warning for this fic when I post it. There’s a lot of stuff mentioned in it (will indicate when posted) but overall I’m kind of not mad at how it’s turning out.

I also plan to work on the setup of my account. I might redo it tbh. I want to make a master list and actually make my blog look pretty. It’s already black and electric purple, but I wanna make it look better. I have my Ask box set up (I can only see it on my Mac, not on my phone), I have fic ideas for ATEEZ and Stray Kids (I need to start on the few The Boyz members I wanna write for omg), and more. Fic ideas are listed under the border.

Overall, I’m fine. Just kind of in a weird spot right now. Early 20’s stuff and adulting, you know? I also have to take care of one of my dogs. She has a gash on her paw pad and it’s very, VERY deep and requires surgery. She has to have stitches. On Tuesday, she got it bandaged and was prescribed antibiotics but today, Thursday, she is having surgery for about 2 hours? The gash was literally so bad the vet said it almost took the pad off. I’m not even the one who got cut and that made me wince. 😭 So after surgery, I have to take care of her. Keep her cone on, make sure her paw stays dry, can’t let her run, keep her on a leash in the backyard, give her antibiotics (which is not easy lol), all that good stuff. I’m also in my last class of college and I’m taking care of financial things. So I’ve been kinda busy and didn’t write shit except for my class. Oh, and I had writer’s block. But like I said in my last post, I HAVE been working on a Chan fanfic. It’s 95% complete and will be up soon. I don’t know what else to put here but I’ll update this post if I feel the need to. Border isn’t mine btw I think it belongs to starfellcup1d.

Fanfic Ideas (Stray Kids/ATEEZ)

***Subject to change!!!***

I also name the reader. I’m not writing y/n over and over again.

Fanfics are NOT tied together unless indicated.

WIP: currently working on it

Stray Kids

💜Bang Chan/Seven💜

(he’s one of my ult biases, and my main one, so uhhhh tons of ideas for his fine ass bc god damn he’s so mf fine)

-Werewolf! Chan x Vampire! Female Reader

-Werewolf! Chan x Female Reader; lots of smutty shit in this when I start writing it.

You belong to a family that’s human and you’re in an organization that is involved with werewolves. The werewolves are in a facility where they train and carry out their responsibilities, one of which getting selected the first day of the new year to be the leader. Every year, the oldest or lead wolf gets to pick which girl he deems the best to help him carry on his bloodline while maintaining her own responsibilities. Chan’s family is trying to get him to pick a certain girl but he spots you, and you happen to be his mate. You’re not interested in this event but when you see Chan, you only focus on him because you feel a strong pull towards him (and a pang of arousal because he’s hot). Since it’s not easy, it leads to a series of events of you two sneaking around and fucking and getting closer to each other as mates. How will it end? Wolfgang Bang Chan in this. 🤤

-Werewolf! Chan x Bunny Hybrid! Female Reader

-Understanding Boyfriend! Chan x OCD Female Reader; completed, should be in my top posts at the top of my blog 💜 and I have OCD so don’t come for me

-Mafia Leader! Chan x Female Reader;

You’re attracted to each other— he’s a mafia leader and you’re a slightly innocent girl with a sexual side. It’s the perfect combo for him, but there’s one problem— you’re in the family of the enemy mafia. You’re sick of your family except a few people, but both mafias are brutal with harsh punishments for insubordination and betrayal. Sneaking around can only do so much since he’s your sneaky link. When feelings build, what will happen?

-Incubus! Bang Chan x Female Reader

-Boxer! Bang Chan x Female Reader; that TikTok that showed part of him practicing fighting has me in a chokehold

-Vampire! Chan x Female Reader

-Devil! Chan x Mix Breed! Female Reader; this is the fanfic I was talking about. It’s close to being done and will be posted soon. WIP

-Hustler! Chan x Female Reader; Uh so basically typical Chan but he’s dating the reader. Can’t decide if I want it to be Idol Chan or some other hustle but I’ll figure it out.

-Sugar Daddy/Dilf! Chan x Female Reader

-Professor! Chan x Honor Student! Female Reader

-Tattoo Artist! Chan x Female Reader

-Extraterrestrial! Chan x Female Reader; oh bitch I have ideas, and very dirty ones, too

-Chan x Depressed! Female Reader; two-part series~ WIP/massive trigger warning when released

• Part 1: I Hate To Admit

• Part : 42

-Immortal Mercenary AU! Chan x Female Reader; probably five-part series, WIP, good shit involved

-Porn Star! Bang Chan x Female Reader; I can assure you that this is the product of my whore mind

💜Lee Know/Athena💜

I need more ideas for Lee Know omg

-Tattoo Artist/Piercer! Lee Know x Female Reader; tied with Tattoo Artist Changbin

-Mafia Leader! Lee Know x Female Reader

-Porn Star! Lee Know x Female Reader; I’m excited for this bc he’s so fine and I can imagine him being a really gifted Porn Star 🤤

-Vampire! Lee Know x Female Reader

-College Senior AU! Lee Know X Female Reader; I recommend listening to Blueprint for this one when I post it~ this is autumn themed and just kinda soft with vanilla smut, I’m experimenting with this one omg it has nothing to do with the fact that I want it to be autumn already or anything

-Werewolf! Lee Know x Female Reader

💜Changbin/Rin💜

-Dom Bad Boy! Changbin x Rebellious/Alternative! Female Reader

-Werewolf! Changbin x Female Reader

-Porn Star! Changbin x Female Reader

-Mafia! Changbin x Female Reader

-Vampire! Changbin x Female Reader

-Boxer! Changbin x Female Reader; he’s so buff I can see him being a fine ass boxer or something 🤤

-Tattoo Artist! Changbin x Female Reader; tied with Tattoo Artist/Piercer Leek Know, titled Red Fire, preview on the top of my blog, WIP

-Sugar Daddy! Changbin x Female Reader

💜Hyunjin/Rose💜

- Art Student! Hyunjin x Art Student! Female Reader

- Extraterrestrial! Hyunjin x Human! Female Reader; WIP

- Vampire! Hyunjin x Female Reader

- Werewolf! Hyunjin x Female Reader

- Kinky! Hyunjin x Female Reader; he just wants to tie you up pls

-Mafia Leader! Hyunjin x Female Reader

💜Han/Hana💜

-Vampire! Han x Female Reader

-Werewolf! Han x Female Reader

-Foreign Exchange Student! Han x Female Reader; WIP

-Assassin! Han x Female Reader

-Mafia Leader! Han x Female Reader

-Traumatized! Han x Female Reader; WIP

-Demon! Han x Female Reader; he wants nobody else but you.

💜Felix/Sky (Syx)💜

- Incubus! Felix x Female Reader

- Dancer! Felix x Female Reader; not stripping, just genuinely as a passion

- Rapper! Felix x Female Reader; again, as a solo passion

- Vampire! Felix x Female Reader

- Personal Bodyguard/Assassin/Mafia! Felix x Mafia! Female Reader

- Porn Star! Felix x Female Reader

💜Seungmin/Sara💜

Most of these will be difficult because he’s so soft omg

- Soft Boy! Seungmin x Female Reader; your classmate in your art class, college AU

- Brutal Werewolf! Seungmin x Bunny Hybrid Female Reader; WIP

He’s a very brutal werewolf. When he’s in his werewolf mindset, he cares about absolutely nothing besides protecting his fellow pack mates. In his human form, he’s soft and adorable, yet still brutal. Consistently comes to lectures with some kind of minor wound, mainly deeply bruised and cut knuckles in bandages. He also gets into a lot of fights because he’s a brutal and gifted besides being an omega, his enemies attack him, but they either end up going missing, dead on the spot, or almost lethally injured. When he finds out you’re his mate, the game changes.

- Mafia Member! Seungmin x Female Reader

💜I.N/Jeongin/Melanie💜

I need more prompts for him omg pls

- Gamer/Nerd! Jeongin x Female Reader

- Mafia Leader! Jeongin x Female Reader; interesting ideas for this

- College Student AU! Jeongin x Female Reader

- Werewolf! I.N x Female Reader

Poly:

Rough Dom Bangchan/Changbin x Female Reader

Rough Dom 3RACHA x Female Reader

Rough Dom Hyunjin/Han x Female Reader with PTSD; might be a collab with a very special someone ✨

Rough Dom I.N/Seungmin x Female Reader

OT8:

Vampire Stray Kids x Female Reader

Halloween Costume Party; you’re dressed as a bunny and things get kinky

💕ATEEZ💕

Soooo these are the plots I have for ATEEZ fics. I wrote this months ago so I just copied and pasted this onto a single post. Some are subject to change so yea

💕Hongjoong/Sara💕

- Incubus! Hongjoong x Human Female Reader

- Vampire! Hongjoong x Human! Female Reader

- Model or Porn Star! Hongjoong x Female Reader

- Art Professor! Hongjoong x Female Reader

- Designer! Hongjoong x Model! Female Reader

- Mafia Leader! Hongjoong x Mafia Leader ! Female Reader; enemies to FWB to lovers. Both highly successful mafias.

💕Seonghwa/Melanie💕

(Another main ult bias that triggers my whore mind✨)

- Mafia Leader! Seonghwa x Female Reader

- Demon! Seonghwa x Female Reader

-Devil! Seonghwa x Female Reader

The man at church, the one your parents force you to meet, is the perfect Christian man who accepts you despite your alternative lifestyle. You’re not religious and religion makes you uncomfortable. But he’s not as Christian as you think when it becomes nighttime. Meeting him at the church at night is a new game, one that would ruin your church and pull you closer to him.

Alternate synopsis: oops the church man I met is actually the devil and he’s attracted to me, and he fucks me dumb on the altar at my family’s church most nights.

- Investigator! Seonghwa x Female Reader

- Dilf/Rich Daddy! Seonghwa x Female Reader

- Photography Professor! Seonghwa x Female Reader

- Werewolf! Seonghwa x Female Reader; highly HIGHLY NSFW

-Vampire! Seonghwa x Female Reader

-Mafia AU (yes, again)! Mafia Leader! Seonghwa x Female Reader; major infidelity theme here, which I don’t condone irl.

Basically, Seonghwa was put in an arranged marriage with a woman that his parents knew before they passed the role to him. Her family is a partner and they were looking to put their daughter in a marriage as well to strengthen the relationship between the two mafias. But the woman is a bitch, she’s unnecessarily rude to people, him included sometimes, and she can do things but it’s just her shitty attitude and fake/sneaky personality that gets under his skin. But he finds you at a nightclub while he’s alone, and you can do many things, things that are extremely useful in the mafia that supersede her abilities. So how will it play off when he’s married to a bitch and he’s attracted to and fucking a woman who actually makes him feel things for once?

💕Yunho/Seven💕

- Porn star! Yunho x OnlyFans! Female Reader; WIP

- Business Owner/Rich/Dilf! Yunho x Female Reader; he has a black card so it makes sense

- Bad Boy/Softy! Yunho x Bisexual Female Reader; WIP, part 1 is done

- Incubus! Yunho x Female Reader

- Dance Instructor! Yunho x Female Reader

💕Yeosang/Mae💕

- Tattoo Artist! Yeosang x Model! Female Reader

- Lawyer! Yeosang x College Student! Female Reader

- Mafia Member! Yeosang x Secretary! Female Reader

- Physics Professor! Yeosang x Female Reader

- Library Employee/Nerd! Yeosang x Honor Student! Female Reader

- Dorky Gamer! Yeosang x Female Reader

💕San/Rin💕

- Dilf! Professor San x Depressed! Female Reader; I have severe depression so I’m not trying to romanticize it

- Dilf/Incubus/Professor! San x Vampire Female Reader; I can explain, this is an experiment, part 1 finished, WIP

- Mafia Leader! San x Female Reader

Tatted/pierced San has to protect you. But it’s not easy when he’s attracted to you and daydreams endlessly about making you squirt and scream his name. Kind of pervy San, for you, but he loves rough sex.

- Rich Business Owner! San x Female Reader

- Tae Kwon Do Instructor! San x Red Belt! Female Reader

- Werewolf! San x Female Reader

-Vampire! San x Female Reader

💕Mingi/Athena💕

- Half Breed Vampire! Mingi x Vampire! Female Reader

- Extraterrestrial! Mingi x Human! Female Reader

- Professor! Mingi x Female Reader; WIP

- Mafia Leader! Mingi x Female Reader

- Werewolf! Mingi x Female Reader

💕Wooyoung/Hana💕

- Poseidon Descendant! Wooyoung x Siren! Female Reader; I got GOOD ideas for this

- Assassin/Mafia Leader! Wooyoung x Witness! Female Reader

- Dilf! Wooyoung x Female Reader

- Young Professor! Wooyoung x Female Reader

- Werewolf! Wooyoung x Female Reader.

- Gamer/Artist/YouTuber(?)! Wooyoung x Female Reader

- Vampire! Wooyoung x Female Reader

💕Jongho/Kana💕

- Gentleman! Jongho x Female Reader; oh child I have ideas

- Photographer! Jongho x Model! Female Reader; female reader might be a Suicide Girl, he’s shy but the reader helps him loosen up

- Hurt/Dilf! Jongho x Female Reader

- History/Psychology Professor! Jongho x Female Reader

-Werewolf! Jongho x Female Reader

Poly:

San/Seonghwa x Female Reader

WooSan x Female Reader

Yunho/Mingi x Female Reader

Seonghwa/Hongjoong x Female Reader

OT8:

VampireTEEZ x Female Reader

That’s all I have. It’s 3:38 A.M. and I have to be up at 5:15 A.M. after I basically slept all day lmfao

Like I said, this post is subject to change. We’ll just see. This post is so horribly formatted omg

[neganium]

Completely petty rant about bullshit nobody but me cares about under the cut.

Sometimes it is just. Annoying. The things people say? Like there was this person claiming to be the only person in the English fandom for a series that liked a certain character, right? Except that that is blatantly not true. Also they have a weird animosity towards the main character of that same series, going as far as claiming to hate him (jokingly, supposedly, at least partially, but god it is exhausting to see that shit all the damn time???), but also repeatedly state how good they are about not bringing that up- except they literally just did, in the tags that they surely know most people read, right?? And I can kind of get their issue with that character, sort of, but it has nothing to do with the character themselves, and... really, if they hate the character that much, then stop consuming the content? Or at least talking about how much you don’t like them (even in a joking fashion that really doesn’t feel like joking), then patting yourself on the back for how good you are at not bringing up how much you don’t like this character. Like the show is literally named for the character, people who like them are going to see it if you keep posting in the main tag about it, which is a major fandom no-no- really it’s just fucking rude. They know it’s rude yet they keep doing it anyways. Yes I am absolutely getting pissy about a literal child tagging their “joking” hate of my favorite character whom the series literally revolves around so that god and everyone can see it; I’ve already decided to block them so we don’t have to see each other anymore and I know better than to harangue them directly over something so petty and stupid, so fuckin sue me, yeah??

It was just... a “straw that broke the camel’s back” kind of situation, where I’m just fed up with dealing with it. I talked to them about it before, which is how I know they know what they’re doing is... kind of rude, at best. It doesn’t help that the English-speaking side of the fandom is very small and isolated, so their talking about it is actually mostly what I see whenever I go into the tag these days. I tried to be polite about it, bc it’s honestly how they feel the rest of the fandom feels about one of their favorite characters from the same series- which. Again, really isn’t true; they must’ve found the one small pocket of people who just really didn’t care for that character at all- I’m kind of in the opposite situation, though it’s seldom a problem for me. I dunno. It’s stupid, but I’m tired, and I just don’t want to see jokes (that again, don’t really feel like jokes) about how much they specifically hate my favorite character for really weird reasons unrelated to the character themselves. I’ve had enough. I’m tired (unrelated to this but also probably exacerbating my emotions regarding it a little bit).

[kaedeakeshisworld]

Benimaru Shinmon

gist: Airport shenanigans... Also who doesn't like a good old soft teddy bear?

Benimaru is such a gentleman, Y/n somehow ends up comparing him to a certain someone.

After eating brunch, Y/n and Benimaru get a lil' frisky (next chapter for the nasty stuff, you know?)

c/s: Next chapter is smut. I know I left it hanging but I'm whipping the good stuff, trust me on this one.

Oh, hi there everyone!! Pleath, do not fret, I haven't forgotten about the series. Actually, I haven't forgotten none of them. Work is doing a splendid job at whooping my ass (pardon my french if you will). Between teaching kids English, going to work and hitting the gym at 6 am, I'm a little ～ debordée ～ like French folks say. Anywho, I'm alive (barely making it) but yeah I'm going to dedicate myself to these fics for the festivities period of the year. Merry holidays/ celebrations to anyone who does them this year and also happy new year(quite frankly speaking I don't know if I'll be able to write that much 'cause I'm helping my fam out too with Christmas and whatnot for 2024).

Blank/Ageless blogs/MDNI, I will block you!

As soon as we got to the airport, a team of men in black take our things.

“We still have a couple of hours ahead before our flight so we’ll take our sweet time right after we do check-in. Is that okay?"

“Good for me."

It’s been a little over two years since I’ve been at the airport. Several changes have taken place. One store catches my attention and I make a beeline towards it. 

There are so many teddy bears here!! I feel like a little kid who’s met with a shit ton of candy.

I touched one and it’s so soft. I would really like to have it.

The shopkeeper asked me:

"Good morning! How may I help you?"

"Good morning. I was just looking around and it looked like the softest material ever."

"It sure is… you’re currently holding our bestseller, the beige teddy bear. The store also has blankets, robes and house shoes in this material." 

"I would love to check them out."

"Please, follow me."

As you’re checking out the items the salesperson showed you, Benimaru snucked inside the store to join you. He watches your expression change from pure bliss to amazement. He seems thrilled by it all, when you put the items down he wonders what went wrong.

Honestly, you’re feeling how soft the materials are. You shouldn’t be adding more luggage to this trip. He startled you when you least expected it.

"Why won’t you get them?"

"Excuse me, since when…"

"I got here a tad earlier. I was watching you doing your thing."

"To answer your question it’s because we already checked in."

"That’s not a problem."

"Oh… really?"

"Absolutely!"

He demands the shopkeeper:

"We’ll take all the items she kept eyeing intently."

"I’ll put them right away."

"Y/n, when you’re with me you shouldn’t be worrying about getting anything. I got it."

Oh, you sound like somebody I used to know… I don’t like this feeling

"Okay, Benimaru. " You quietly added

"Would it be possible to get an extra blanket and house shoes?" 

"Of course."

Benimaru and some of his men carry your bags while you wander from store to store.

"Y/n, I don’t want to urge you but we have a bit less than two hours now. I suggest we eat before getting on the long flight."

"Why are you in a hurry now? I thought we’d take our time…"

"Yes and no. Pick somewhere you’d fancy eating. I trust you."

Brunch

After mindlessly browsing the menu for a while, you decided to settle for 

a savoury buckwheat toast with jamón ibérico, benedict eggs, avocado, and some spinach on top, a raspberry mimosa while he picked a brocoli ricotta salmon quiche with a red sangria to cool him.

"May I have a bite of yours, please?"

"Don’t you have yours to eat, he sharply spits back."

"So, I can’t get a taste?"

"Yes, you can I just thought yours looked better."

Oh, I get it!

"You can have mine too, Benimaru! You just had to ask."

I think I’m ovulating. Benimaru looks so good dressed in a white button up tee with black slacks, some comfy velvet sliders and his cheekbones are sharper than my knife. I want to touch it. I know I should let him enjoy his meal in peace. He can have some dessert too…I mean I can personally provide it to him if you get what I’m sayin’.

"You look really good or I should say," you bit your lower lip "fine as fuck!"

"Thank you baby, I try."

"I’m your baby?"

"You don’t like it, I can stop. Whatever floats your boat."

"No, it’s okay. If I’m your baby, I hope you take good care of me."

"Always the best for you."

My foot goes up and down his leg. I’m testing the waters now. Trying to see if I have a freak with me or not.

He chuckles and says under his breath:

"It’s a suggestion don’t start what you can’t finish. When I’m done with you, you will know better than to do this."

"Do I hear a threat? My goodness, I’m so scared!" You dramatically exclaimed.

Come and get me! 

He finishes his plate and orders a bottle of champagne for himself. 

"What are we celebrating?"

"You!"

"Oh, celebrating me? Why such honour, may I ask?"

"Nothing too crazy, I just got a good feeling this trip will be phenomenal!"

You’re probably right. 

"I’m hungry!"

"Then eat up. You can order anything you’d like."

"It’s not that kind of hunger…"

"What is it then?"

"Don’t play dumb, Y/n! You know what I mean."

"I don’t, Benimaru. You might have to remind me…"

Promptly after I’ve finished eating, Benimaru told his men to look after our stuff while he dragged me somewhere.

"Where are we headed? May I know…"

"We’re going to fix something you broke."

"When did I break anything? I don’t remember."

"It’s not that serious but walking with a hard on in public is uncomfortable."

"What do I have to do with it?"

"You caused it baby. Therefore, you get to take care of it."

"What happens if I opt out?"

"Nothing but I doubt you’d say no to what I want to give you."

We get to a unisex bathroom, he quickly glances around to check if people have followed or keep their eye on us. And he drags me into here.

"Is it a quickie or something else?"

"We’ll see. If I change my mind, you won’t have to do anything."

"Great, let’s get going."

"Right! Boarding is in fifteen minutes."

Chapter 5 of After all, it's not a bad idea to get a sugar daddy 

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[alexsummanus]

'Til All Are One - Notes

I finally have my shit together! Kinda. This fic is archived on AO3. I'm trying to decide if it's worth posting it anywhere else. It has the highest Rating/Warnings combo on AO3 mostly for select scenes; the vast majority of it is vanilla. AO3's tagging system is a mess, so my tags got an overhaul today, and they'll probably need a future overhaul as more characters and pairings appear. I am leaving the comments/replies up so would-be readers can also check out the comments to get a feel for the content. Tag wrangling on Tumblr is constantly changing, and thanks to the sketchy status of how certain things get reported and blocked, I'm not going to put the actual fic content in these posts. I'll post the headers/tags/trigger warnings in the body of the post and link to the chapter on AO3.

Real places will exist in the fic (The United States, China, France, the Pacific Ocean, Minnesota, etc.) but I'm going to be replacing company/product/celebrity/politician names with "parody" names and pastiche placeholders. "The President of the United States" is pretty recognizable in any of the cartoons he's in, regardless if he's an actual caricature, because "old white guy in a suit" has historically been pretty representative. The feel of this fic is heavily inspired by the 80s G1 cartoon series, and they were great for making very generic but also very recognizable placeholder characters. When it comes to brands, I get a kick out of the anime habit of replacing brands with recognizable variants (7-Eleven becoming 8/11 or Burger King becoming Burger Knight) which also helps turn aside complaints about content. That said, relying on the crutch of "it's just a parody" or "it's a fake place" also let them get away with some absolutely gross and hurtful stereotypes, particularly when it came to people and places we weren't politically friendly to. There will be no "Abdul Fakkadi" or "Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya" in my fic - that kind of crap is better left as relics of history to be observed and learned from but not repeated. That's the big reason I'm keeping place names real - it forces both me as a writer as well as readers of the fic to be better informed and more thoughtful toward the people, cultures, history, and natural environments of those places. At its core, this is a Transformers fic that draws inspiration from most of the Transformers media but isn't directly connected to any one canon. It's intended to be standalone enough that readers don't have to really know much backstory or many of the characters to jump in. It's arguably a crossover (and is now tagged as such on AO3 now that there are G.I. Joe characters involved), but it's less about putting a spotlight on the additional series and more about pulling those characters in to the Transformers story. You're a Transformers fan who never saw the 80s G.I. Joe cartoon and never read any of the comics or the TF crossover comics? No problem! Just like with the Transformers canon, this fic will fill in gaps (and create its own canon) so you don't need to have an in-depth knowledge of them. Direct link to jump in without individual chapter summaries/warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/290120 :: 'Til All Are One by Alex Summanus

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: Multi, Other

Fandoms: Transformers, G.I. Joe

Relationships: Megatron/Kup, Flint/Lady Jaye (More to come)

Characters: A lot (large chunks of the cast from both series will eventually make their way into the fic)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Crossover

Language: English

[educatehawkins]

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[plan-d-to-i]

So, I ran into this lovely discussion about the "discourse" between JC and Wangxian after the ending of Donghua and I found this lovely person attempting to explain why "people" started to side with JC and dunked on Wangxian!Donghua??????. Also this will be a bit long.

"JC antis are just an irrelevant minority both here on Tumblr and in general. JC is litterally the 3rd most popular character [after twisting his characters to the point of OCC] of the series after Wangxian and this speaks for itself. The same day the final episode of the donghua was aired, JC was trending WORLDWIDE on Twitter and not Wangxian. Pretty much everyone was taking JC's side against Wangxian because of the way they deeply humiliated him (things didn't remotely go that way in the novel) [But it still ensured JC received the consequence like the novel intended]. If ppl started hating donghua!Wangxian because of that, then I perfectly agree with them"

"Antis love to claim, so lost in their delusions, that the ending of the donghua was the most accurate to the novel but they must've read a different version of the novel because in the book things are completely different [The so-called JC antis knew this very well, they were happy that JC was not woobified and received consequences though, which is still accurate to the novel in term of theme]. If you're guessing who these idiots are, look for the "canon JC tag" and you'll immediately know the clowns to block"

"It was very different from both novel (the original) and Cql, they changed a bunch of stuff, it's impossible to miss. There are very detailed posts about the differences between novel and donghua ending here on Tumblr [Urgh, duh, we knew it before for the last episode, no need for detailed explanations] and how the events of the donghua ruined the moral of the novel [So having consequences for your actions and having a chance for self-reflection are bad now?]. Also, if million ppl rioted complaining about the humiliation JC received (never happened in the novel so wtf are you talking about?), in particular the chinese fandom who knows very well the symbolism of certain behaviors (they consider LWJ's behavior toward JC the ultimate humiliation for a clan leader [and JC deserved it]) that belong to their culture [So because he was a Clan leader, he was free of criticisms and backlashes????], this definitely means something. Btw I'm satisfied by the fandom behavior [Yeah, by shitting on the main pair for defense themselves], we can't change the ending but JC trending that day was definitely a message to the authors." [Like being a bunch of whiny babies?]

"When it comes to the mood of the whole fandom, JC was always the most popular character after Wangxian [Because he got woobified] , but in the specific situation of the Donghua the whole fandom sided with him against Wangxian [uhm, so JC antis were not in the fandom???]. In this moment here on Tumblr there are just a few idiots [lol] using the "canon JC" tag to spread their delusion, but we're talking of the same 4-5 antis and few random other ppl. If one blocks them, the tag is clean."

"I'm not here to discuss opinions about JC's character, especially because I firmly believe one can either love or hate a character but still be objective about a shit treatement said character receive. To me JC is neither a total saint, nor a total monster. He's an extremely fucked up individual like many others in this series and I just tend to appreciate the most morally grey characters compared to 100% good guys or assholes. [But you seems to have problem with morally grey characters received consequences, ex. "humiliation" like JC]. Also I never believed much in the "tsundere JC" portrayal , it's funny to see sometimes [dude, it almost everywhere in this fandom] but in canon I don't exactly see him that way"

"About Wangxian, I've always loved them but the ending of the donghua ruined them for me. [I smelled bullshit in this sentence, just admit you're a JC stan] Donghua authors ruined a bunch of characters tbh. Op wanted infos on the fandom mood about Wangxian and JC after the donghua and I just talked about it. It's not just my opinion, if the whole fandom complained about the donghua epilogue [maybe only the JC Stans complain as I also saw many people didn't give an F about JC's ending and were relatively happy for Wangxian's cottage gore ending] this means that there was actually something big to complain about ["How dare they gave JC . Like, a character (not even the main one) doesn't trend worldwide every day [Wait, WWX also trended on his birthday]. This means that this ending was a general disappointment, Wangxian was supposed to trend that day to celebrate their happy ending but guess what? JC trended because ppl were giving him support. I think this speaks for itself, being a fan of him or not is irrelevant. These are facts"

Yeah, I need helps to unpack this.

HAHHAHA wow. jc stans are deeply deeply DEEPLY divorced from reality ...and the definition of gray morality. Fuck they can't even learn one simple term how are they supposed to understand a whole novel (눈_눈). But love to see all the old favs gathered together :

gray morality

culture

I toTalLy liked WangXian before this >:-/

"if million ppl rioted" 🥴😂...why not a billion? Why not one billion, gajillion, fafillion?! They should go find a story where the mc is another basic, shitty, self absorbed whiner, and just be happy. lol and stop putting out their cringe, unhinged, butthurt ex energy on the internet. oh Wow jc trended 🌝! WangXian is still canon and jc still ends up alone, yk like in the novel. xx ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[bluefirewrites]

not sure if u are still taking this but, celebrity/fan au for JUKEE 🤭

Okay this one's a little involved but I got you!

Rated T for mentions of sex and maybe some language

SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I’LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

******

Julie tugs against the rather short dress Flynn had squeezed her in, not caring for how much she looks like a glorified candy wrapper in the shimmering gold.

She feels like she's some Ferrer Roche, waiting to be devoured.

Which seems to be her intention for tonight because she's insane, and so is her bestie Flynn, because she's supposed to grab the attention of a certain someone in this club.

Her motives for tonight sound like they come straight out of a Wattpad story, but her boyfriend- or well maybe an ex boyfriend now'- forced her hand.

So a year ago, right around the time they started dating, they both disclosed their 'hall passes'. Just a list of celebrities they were both 'allowed' to cheat on their partners with. It was fun. Just to see who the other person would pick. 

It was harmless because the whole point is that these people are so famous, so far out of reach, that the odds of hooking up with them would be essentially impossible.

Nick's was the lead singer of the world famous pop group Dirty Candi. And Julie remembers drunkenly applauding the choice ("She's pretty! Wowww you like them Bubblegum Pop girls?")

They had a laugh that night and Julie doesn't really consider that hall pass conversation all that much since then-

-Until fast forward to last week when Nick disclosed to her that he ran into Carrie Wilson at an event. And then promptly disclosed to her that he invoked his 'Hall Pass' rights.

His rights?! She had exploded at him, and he claims that its no big deal. That he thought she would understand that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, a crazy set of circumstances, and that- 'Holy shit Jules, she was actually into me. Like what?'

Understandably, Julie stormed out and has been staying with Flynn for the time being. And it must have been the haze of crying and watching a lot of true crime series to cheer herself up that she and Flynn concocted this... plan.

One fueled by spite and pettiness.

Get back at Nick, make him jealous, make him feel how she did- by invoking her own 'Hall Pass' rights- 

-which so happens to be Sunset Curve frontman, Luke Patterson... 

"There he is" Flynn whispers from their corner of the club and Julie gulps.

"I don't think I can do this," Julie hisses at Flynn, when they spot him at the bar, nursing a drink with his bandmates like he usually would (they did their research). 

See, Julie’s been a fan of Luke’s for a long time. Ever since she heard ‘Now or Never’ in freshman year of high school, she’s been hooked onto their music- especially Luke and his voice and playing. 

She had their posters on her bedroom wall and had been that girl who would (when no one’s looking) press her fingers to her lips then press them against Luke’s image before going to bed. 

It was that bad. 

And Julie had probably fantasized on more than one occasion of meeting him and all the other scenarios you would picture in a typical Celeb x Reader scenario. 

And she’d like to think she grew out of it, now she’s in her mid-twenties and just casually listens to Sunset Curve, following up on their careers every now and then. 

But you can never really shake your first major celebrity crush. Hence he had been on her so called ‘Hall Pass’ list. 

(”You into rockstars, Jules?” Nick had teased her that night.)

Seeing him there, in the same place as her, is so surreal, but Flynn’s continued pinches to her arm remind her just how real this is. 

“This is ridiculous,” Julie crosses her arms, ready to bow out because what is she thinking? Why would Luke Patterson pick her up, of all people, at the bar? It’s like a supermodel runway in here, filled with girls more accomplished and famous. Her confidence is shaken a bit and she rethinks everything. 

"Nick didn't seem to have a problem when he did it," Flynn points out, “And girl, you look great. He would be blind to not want you.” 

The mention of Nick still boils her blood, which only reaffirms her plans for revenge. She’s still nervous but they both stand up from their booth and walk over to the bar. 

“You’re just saying that because you’re my best friend,” 

“No. You’re musician extraordinaire, Julie Molina! The world may not have heard about you, but they will one day. I bet that’s something you can talk to him about. Music? Lyrics?” 

Julie could use her songwriting credentials to her advantage, “I mean I guess-” 

“Quick, he’s getting up!” 

“Flynn, wait I’m not-” 

With a forceful push, Flynn sends Julie into the path of Luke Patterson, colliding into him and effectively spilling his drink all over her dress. 

“Oh my god,” Luke gapes at her, “I am so sorry-” 

Julie fans herself, shaking slightly from the fact she’s drenched and also that her freakin’ high school celebrity crush is looking at her, actually talking to her. 

But she recovers quickly, and she speaks, “It’s fine. Really. I guess I’m just... clumsy.” She shoots a glare at Flynn, who merely winks and retreats to their booth. 

Luke grimaces and takes her by the hand, leading her somewhere, napkins in his other hand, “Here, let’s get you cleaned up. Again, I’m sorry. Hate to ruin a pretty... dress.”

It’s the way he eyes her that catches Julie off guard. He’s... not talking about the dress, is he? 

Julie reels it back in tries her hand at a joke, “I wouldn’t call this a dress. I feel like fancy leftovers in this thing.” 

Luke stifles a laugh, “Okay, I mean I wasn’t gonna say anything but yeah. I guess it’s a bit tin foil-y.”

“Not your style?”

His gaze drifts over to her one last time, “Well, any way to take a meal back home is fine by me. I mean-” Luke scrunches his nose, wincing, “I didn’t- I didn’t mean it like that. Shit. That was too... much. Are we-” he laughs nervously, “Are we still... talking about food?”

“Unless you just called me a meal. Then no.” 

The look in his eyes say that he’s absolutely mortified, “...yeah. I think I did. I was hoping that was a nightmare.” 

“Nope, it definitely happened,” 

“Feel free to slap me,” 

Julie giggles, somewhat delirious because she hasn’t tried to flirt with him but here Luke is, flirting with her. Or trying. And failing. Like a far cry from the suave rockstar she had pictured him to be. 

“No need. Just, can you-?” she points to the napkins he’s holding hostage. 

“Oh yeah. Here,” They stop in front of the coat check, and he hands her the napkins so she could try herself off with the best she can.

Suddenly, a weight falls onto her shoulders, she looks up and sees Luke draping a jacket over her- his presumably. 

“You looked cold,”

Julie wraps the jacket tight against her, relishing in the warmth, “Wow, thanks.”

Luke smiled and stepped back, “Just so you know, if I made you feel weird in any way, I’d like to throw out my third ‘sorry’ of the night. Nothing has to happen though. So, just say the word and I’ll leave you alone.”

Whew. Um, okay. Julie stands there, faced with this decision. 

The compliments aside (she will revisit those later), Luke’s giving her an out. Any reservations she has about moving forward with this plan, this is her chance to leave. 

She could just treasure these amazing few minutes for the rest of her life. This could be a story to tell friends at a dinner party, about the time a rockstar lent her his jacket. Would be up there with the time Jack Black passed her on the street and said “Nice hat!”. 

But-

Maybe she wants to see where this goes. 

“All this talk about food is making me hungry though...” she says and Luke lights up, “I could go for a bite to eat.” 

Luke snaps his fingers, “I know just the place.” 

*******

Half an hour later, Julie and Flynn are in a smelly alleyway with the guys from Sunset Curve, in line for a street dog cart just a couple blocks away. 

“An Oldsmobile?” Julie gawked after hearing Luke and the guys describe the delicacy, “Are you trying to poison me?”

“I swear by it,” Luke insists, taking her hand and moving them up in the line. Flynn sees this and doesn’t comment, but Julie’s starting to get used to Luke doing that, “You have to try!”  

Julie doesn't know when she got over her initial starstruck, but by now its so easy to treat Luke like a regular person.

Well, celebrities are all regular people in the end, but more so now that he and his friends, have their sleeves rolled up, smiles wide, ready to dig into what may be the most disgusting hot dog she has ever seen.

Julie takes a bite out of hers and her eyes widen. Wow. It's not terrible.

"Ayy! We got another one, boys" Reggie laughs, noting her reaction.

"Told ya" Luke needles her sides and she giggles, ticklish. Her knee jerk reaction is to playfully shove him, but in the process accidentally smeared some mustard onto his face.

Luke goes to lick it off with his tongue, making funny faces as he did which amused Julie even more.

"Here," she takes a napkin and wipes at his cheek, "Now we're even."

The whole group gets to talking over by the couches, while Flynn chats up the other boys, Julie and Luke are sequestered in their own corner, and yes, eventually the topic switches to music.

"Wait, so you know Rose and the Petal Pushers?" Luke chokes out, "Like everyone I talk to hasn't heard of them!"

"Yup. Have their record actually" Julie beams proudly, censoring out the part that its her mom's band and hence she has one of the few records ever released.

Luke is floored by that and continues to poke her brain for music and Julie finds that their spiels go on naturally, that she could probably talk with Luke for hours and hours.

Which ends up happening. Flynn had already made her escape, having texted her to come home safely, the boys had gone too, leaving them in the nearly empty lot.

When the food truck closes down for the night, they end up taking a stroll down the streets of L.A, talking and getting to know each other.

Julie learns so much about Luke, things she's never heard about from the press- like his songwriting practice, that he cries at Finding Nemo, and that he can do a cartwheel only when drunk.

And in return Julie shares with him her crazy college stories, how she misses her mom sometimes, and that she is encyclopedia of commercial jingles (a fact Luke exploits by rapidly quizzing her at random moments)

Somehow they end up near the beach, with Julie pointing out the different stars she could see, but finds that Luke isn't looking at the sky.

"Hey, Julie..." He gets her attention, "I had a really good time tonight."

"Me too"

"So... would it be alright, if I kiss you?"

Julie's mouth parts, speechless. It happened. Holy shit it happened or... is happening. She has Luke exactly where she wants him.

She could only nod and Luke takes it as the sign to lean in, but just as his lips is about to brush against hers, she freaks-

"Wait" she steps back. Luke opens his mouth, "No. No more 'sorry's from you. This one's one me. I'm sorry but... this- this" She sighs, "I have to be honest with you."

Then she tells Luke everything- Nick, The Hall Pass, her plans for tonight- basically admitting to using him.

When she's done, she expects for Luke to get angry, to leave in a huff and never want to see her again.

That's not what happens.

"This Nick guy sounds like a piece of work" he says.

Julie nods slowly, "Yeah... I guess he was. So maybe that's why I did it. But I don't think I could have gone through with it. Like I don't think we're together, me and Nick but-"

"You wouldn't want to do what he did. Because you don't want to hurt people," Luke surmises, understanding, "And by doing that, that means you're a better person than he is."

"I guess"

"No Julie, you're a good person" Luke insists, "Man, I think that makes me like you even more."

Julie laughs, "God, if my high school self could see me now..."

"You were a big fan?"

"I'm not having this conversation right now with you,"

"Okay cuz now you got me curious-"

Julie swats his shoulder but it doesn't deter the guy from snickering.

On a more serious note though-

"I think..." Julie hums, "I think this means that I got some stuff to work through. Before I could start considering... this."

"I understand"

"But thank you... Luke. For tonight"

"It's been real, Julie,"Luke smiles and pulls her in for a half hug, "And you should keep the jacket. Looks better on you anyway."

****

Julie goes back to Flynn's that night and her bestie's still awake, wanting all the deets. But there's not much to tell. Nothing happened.

She shrugs off the jacket and resigns to the couch, not caring that her makeup is still on. She's about ready to pass out.

Her phone dings.

She pulls it out and sees two notifications.

luke_patterson is now following you

luke_patterson is requesting to message you.

Curious, she accepts the request.

'here if you want to talk, Tin Foil :P'

Julie rolls her eyes and collapses onto the couch, sleeping with a smile on her face.

She doesn't know it now, but the oncoming years would be filled with more messages back and forth, meetups with their friends for more shady street food, building a solid foundation of friendship and eventually, when Luke asks again if he could kiss her, Julie would eagerly prop herself on her toes to close the gap.

Yeah, Julie's high school self would definitely be screaming...

[please-buckme]

A Broken Heart.

Lee Bodecker x fem!reader

Chapter 3

Chapter warnings: cursing, drinking, 18+, very slight mentions of sex

Chapter summary: Just how okay are you, Sheriff?

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Chapter 2 // Chapter 4

Lee knew the second he went home that night he’d regret it. He stayed late at the station just to avoid his wife and her snarled, red hot face that she always wore before having her daily yelling match with him.

His brakes screeched as he pulled into the dusty driveway. He shut the door as lightly as possible, hoping Laura-Jean was asleep and he wouldn’t have to deal with her mouth. He turned his keys ever so slight, unlocking the front door to his home and cracked it just enough to walk in, only to see Laura-Jean waiting for him. She had a cigarette in one hand and a crystal glass with just a splash of whiskey left inside.

Lee sighed, “So, you found my whiskey.” He threw his keys in the ball that sat on the coffee table. Then, he removed his hat and jacket, hanging them on the coat rack. “How was your day-“

“Cut the crap, Lee” she hissed, slamming the glass on the coffee table. “You know I heard about it. About you seein’ that girl.”

“When did she become ‘that girl’. You was best friends once upon a time. When did y’all stop being friends?” Lee asked rhetorically, pretending to think on it for a second, “oh, that’s right. When you masterminded your way into my life and left her with nothing and nobody.”

“Oh no, baby. We weren’t friends the second you two started datin’. She just didn’t know it, yet. And it was you who left her heart broken and alone. I wanted you and you wanted power. We’re a fuckin match made in HELL, BABY!”

“CHOOSIN’ YOU OVER HER WAS THE WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE!” Lee shouted. “We’re both SO GODDAMN HAPPY, NOW, ain’t we.” He huffed, feeling his heartache when he thought about y/n being alone all this time and not being able to be there for her.

“You made your bed, Lee. Know one forced you to do anything.” Laura-Jean took a drag from her cigarette and wiped away the same tears that fell every night.

Lee loved Y/n more than he ever loved anyone in his entire life, but at the time he thought he loved his job more. When he heard she’d skipped town he was devastated. Devastated that she left, of course, but more devastated that he’d created a situation to where she felt she had to leave. Lee hid his feelings well in public but behind closed doors he was a complete mess without her.

When he heard she was back in town, he wasted no time in going over to see her. He wanted her to open the door and greet him like nothing had ever happened. He wanted her to leap into his arms and kiss him so softly, so tenderly like she used too. Things definitely didn’t go as planned.. either time he’d seen her.

The problem was, Lee had worked so hard to get where he was and to give it all away for Y/n? He just wasn’t sure he was ready for that. He loved her with every inch of his crooked heart. He knew deep down that she’s the only one for him and not even Laura-Jean could take that away.

Laura-Jean dubbed out her cigarette before coming face-to-face with Lee, “I don’t wanna hear about you talkin to that girl again. Am I clear?” She snarled that ugly snarl he’d grown to hate.

“Trust me, I’m sure she doesn’t wanna talk to me anyhow.” He sighed and picked up the crystal glass to finish off what remained of the liquor inside.

//

“It’s going to be okay, Mrs. Huckleberry. I’ll head home right now and call the station. Those scoundrels won’t get away with this.” You grinned, walking your elderly neighbor up to her front door before heading back home.

Nothing says welcome home like a smashed in mailbox. At least nine of your neighbors, including you, got their mailboxes bashed. You weren’t too torn up over it; it probably needed replacing anyways. To seem more neighborly,though, than your momma ever was at least, you decided you’d make the call to the police station for all the mailbox victims.

To no avail, the line was busy, probably more than just your neighborhood that got hit. So, you decided to go to the station before work. You’d make a quick statement and get out of there as quickly as possible to avoid any more contact with Lee.

It only took you 20 minutes to walk to the stations from your house. You looked nice considering you’d be heading to work right after this. You wore a fitting, brown skirt with a matching blazer, matching shoes and a white, cotton turtleneck underneath. Your cat eye glasses sat perfectly against the bridge of your nose and you decided today was an updo kind of day.

Just like when you went to the grocery store, everyone was watching you as you walked into the station. You went up to the secretary and cleared your throat when she didn’t acknowledge your presents.

“Sheriff’s not here.” She said never even looking up.

You sighed, “I’m not looking for the Sheriff. I need to talk to someone about my whole neighborhood getting our mailboxes smashed in.”

She smacked her gum, “mhmm.” She flipped through the magazine in front of her, still ignoring every advance you’d made.

“Gosh you know, It’s my first day as a secretary,too, I hope I’m at least as half as good as you are.” You give her the fakest smile you could muster.

She finally looked up, still smacking her gum, “It ain’t my first day.”

“Oh, sweetie, I’m not meanin’ to insulate ya.” You poured your lips, “Now, I’m just tryin to get what I need so I can be on my merry way. You can help me with that, can’t ya?” You nodded your head, frowning down at her as your voice carried a patronizing tone.

She scoffed before standing up from her chair, “Follow me.” She led you to one of the back offices where you saw an old friendly face.

“Karl?” You beam

He looked up and immediately wore the friendliest grin you’d seen in days.

“My my my, I heard you was back in town.” He stood from his chair and walked over to you, “Look at you. You don’t look any different from the day you left. Besides the tears and all.” He giggled.

“Too soon.” You said with a smile as you punched him in the shoulder.

“Well, what can I do you for? Unless you really did just come here to catch up.”

You bit your cheek, “No. I’m sorry. I honestly didn’t know you was a police officer, now, or I would’ve come by.”

“Well, I am the Sheriff’s best friend, of course he’d want me to be his right hand man.” He frowned, knowing the effect even his name would have on you, let alone his title. You’d honestly hoped he’d ditched him as a friend after everything that happened between the two of you. But Lee was his best friend. You couldn’t blame him for having a shitty guy for a friend. He and Lee were like brothers, it was stupid of you to think you’d change any of that.

You cleared your throat, only to break the silence, “Right, um, I need to report something. Me and a few of my neighbors got our mailboxes smashed in.”

He nodded, I’ll get the paperwork ready, please, have a seat.”

The filing cabinet wolfed open as he searched for the paperwork. Once he found it, he came back to his desk, filled out the form and highlighted where you needed to sign, dated and write your statement.

“I also need the names of your neighbors that got hit. Lee and I’ll go by later and get their statements.”

You hummed, “great.” Nothing pleased you more than to know Lee would be in your neighborhood again. Before you could dwell on it, Karl spoke again.

“You know, I’ve missed the hell outta you.” He grinned.

“Oh yeah?” You smiled, peeking up through your eyelashes before looking back down to finish your statement.

“Of course. Outta every girl Lee dated, you were my favorite. Laura-Jean’s just… a frigid bitch.” You giggled at his honesty.

“Well, I can’t say I feel bad for him. He got what was comin to’em.”

He chuckled, “Ah, hell, you ain’t wrong. I rung his neck for what he did to you. Toldl’em to go after you.”

Your heart sunk. Someone told Lee to come for you and he chose not to? You thought it’d just been because he didn’t know where you were, but by the way Karl’s telling it, he did know. He knew the whole time and just didn’t give enough of a shit about you, or your feelings for that matter, to go after you.

You couldn’t help your curiosity, “W-why didn’t he?”

“Stubborn. I- look I’ll tell you this but if you tell anyone I’ll deny it.”

“Just tell me, Karl.” Your heart was pounding and you weren’t certain as to why, yet. Maybe you were still holding onto hope that your Lee wasn’t gone. That under that hard shell your sweet, charming, wonder Lee was just waiting for you to bring him back to life.

“Laura-Jean don’t let him drink ‘cause all he does is talk about you. Sayin’ how much he misses you and lettin’ you go was the biggest mistake of his life. I pulled him over twice when he’s drunk out of his mind, but.. I think he’s on his way to you. I never asked though.”

You sat there, your mouth suddenly dry. How were you supposed to respond to this? Lee had been nothing but rude to you since the second you got back into town and now this. Now you truly did know he was just as messed up as you were. You hid the tiny smile that tried to crack through your trembling lips. He was just as messed up as you were.

For so long you’d blocked out all your happy memories with Lee and as you sat there trying not to grin like an idiot, the memories all came flooding back. Every kiss, every touch, every look, every groan and grunt, every ‘I love you’; everything. Your Lee was always glowing and happy, with a smile that made butterflies fly around in your belly every time you saw it. Your Lee was a cool summer breeze on a hot day; smooth and welcoming. Your Lee was the first snow in winter; surprising and astonishingly breathtaking. Your Lee was your Lee. But that’s it.

The Lee you came home to was an entirely different man, one you’d never met before. Now, instead of a crisp winter morning he was a harsh winter night; frigid and brutal. This thought made the butterflies disappear in your belly and the almost-grin to completely fade.

“I- I finished my statement.” Is all you could say. You were done talking about Lee.

Karl frowned, “Alright,” he said, taking the paper as you stood. “Well, hey, you’re welcome to stop by anytime. I really did miss you, Y/n.”

You gave him a soft smile in return, “Thank you, Karl. That means a lot, but you know I’m gonna avoid this place like the plague.”

He chuckled, “Fair enough.”

You said goodbye and headed back towards the front of the station. You got your usual glares as you walked through the lobby and to the door, but nothing mattered right now. Your heart was once again in pain. Having drudged up all those beautiful memories with a man you so loathed was killing you from the inside out. You wanted nothing more than to forget him and coming back to town surely was not helping you with that. A car pulled up as you walked with your head down. You didn’t look up to see who was driving, you just dodged and waved, trying to find your way back to the sidewalk.

“Y/n, wait!” Lee called from behind you. Before you could even think to keep walking you turned and looked at him as he stood by the cruiser. Your breath hitched in your throat and you cursed under your breath.

“What?” You asked, folding your arms.

“I wanted to apologize for yesterday. I don’t know what came over me and I feel awful about it.”

“I don’t care, Bodecker. But if you wanna make it up to me, you can make sure that I never see your face again while I’m here. I’ve been here three days and I haven’t gone one without seeing your goddamn face. You’re the reason I left but you sure as hell ain’t the reason I came back.” A tear fell down your cheek. Your energy was completely drained by all the events of the morning and you still had work.

“I’m curious, you still like those chocolate shakes down at Ruby's Diner?” He asked, scratching his head.

“Seriously? Did you hear a word that just came out of my mouth, Bodecker?”

“Just answer the damn question, Y/n.”

You sighed, “Yes, okay. I haven’t had one in years though. Not since-“

“Our last date.” He finished for you. He turned on his heels and opened the passenger side door to the cruiser. “Get in.”

“Are you crazy? Why in the hell would I go anywhere with you?” You looked at him in bewilderment.

“Well, I think if we’re gonna coexist in this town, we need to talk and there ain’t no better way to talk than over a chocolate shake from Ruby’s.” He smiled, knowing how much you used to love those shakes.

“I- I can’t. I got work.” You said, looking down at your feet. Everything was telling you to not get in that cruiser, but your heart was practically pulling you to it.

“Where at?” He asked, cocking his head to the side.

“Billy’s auto shop.”

“Ah, hell. You’ll be fine. I’ll drop you off after and explain the whole thing. Please, Y/n, get in the car.”

You sighed as your feet shuffled back and forth. You could just walk away and go to work as planned. You didn’t need an explanation and you really didn’t have to get along with him. You’d only be here a few months and then you’d never have to see him again. But, for some reason, your heart spoke for you before your brain even had time to think.

“Okay.” You whispered and hesitantly walked over to the cruiser; getting just close enough to smell Lee’s fresh aftershave. The second he closed the door your heart sank. We’re you really doing this and why the fuck was it so easy for him to persuade you? You wondered if maybe Karl hadn’t told you what he did then maybe you wouldn’t be here now.

Lee got in the driver's seat and buckled up, “You ready?”

“Yeah.”

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