#Braindumps

[killexamz]

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[323cutie]

how do we think each atz member would react if they were asked to send nudes. bc i personally would be asking for a tip pic from sannie after the gym

-bd nonnie

u r crazy and hilarious nonnie

hongjoong immediately freaks out. says no. tells u he trusts u but its too risky and he wouldn't want anything to happen... sends you the most devious fucking photo of his entire lap in the studio like a week later at 3am (at the top of the pic u can see his cocky little grin. it drives u mad).

seonghwa would pull some stupid joke and send like pics of him gradually losing more and more clothing and they're all stupid and funny u can't take them seriously. but then he's sending a Real nude (is it too woke to say he'd absolutely demolish that silhouette trend from a couple years ago) and suddenly everything is very Not Funny.

yunho sends feet pics first. u send the rolling eyes emoji. then Bam. invisible-inked dick pic. u send the tongue emoji. cue phone sex (see here!)

yeosang says HELL NOOO. and then he says ok maybe later when i'm home. is so embarrassed the entire time he's trying to figure out what Kind of picture to take (cuz were you asking for like, nudes? or like... Nudes.) he doesn't yet know that you will go feral for any photo. so when he sends you a pic of his veiny hand wrapped around his dick you're at the dorms in record time, practically drooling.

san sends u sooo many cute messages about what he's doing he just likes to keep u in the know. he says "at the gym! :)" and you Immediately respond "tip pic plz" and he reacts with the like, fuckinf question mark and doesn't say anything else. 2 hrs later you get the most delicious text of your life<3.

mingi immediately sends nudes. Does not question or hesitate. then asks you to send some back with the 🥺 emoji for dramatic effect

wooyoung makes a huge fuss. nudes? you want him to send nudes? how bad do you want it? you're so dirty, asking for pictures of him... it goes full sexting very quick, complete with videos (sound on, of course)!

jongho would do that "crease of your knee looking like cleavage" thing and you would fall for it. sends a real pic after teasing you about it cuz he feels bad (cleavage or otherwise).

[thursdaymoonrise11]

You know the scene reference ✨

[krusebruce]

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[lightofthewoods]

Type O Negative and magazines 💚🖤

[midoalan]

𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 — pervert bodyguard!alan wip

💭 dragging your stoic, overprotective bodyguard, alan on a shopping spree during the year’s hottest day is hell on earth for him.

the man born, raised and trained to put his life at risk everyday is forced to carry your bags like a human pack mule and stand there like a new-age adonis statue while you smear lipstick swatches along his tattooed, muscled arm like he's your personal makeup palette.

he's unaware you want to look pretty under his surveillance... look sexy for his watchful eyes only.

in the next luxury boutique, his well-defined jaw finally ticks. his patience wears as thin as the ridiculously overpriced lace lingerie you pick in a familiar shade just to mess with him: teal, like the faded tips of his hair. you let him watch it mold to your curves like a secret you’re daring him to find out behind the little sanctuary of the changing booth curtains.

the silence is stretching just long enough for him to get more and more desperate.

he knows you don’t need his help, but he's grateful you ask him anyway. one effortless tug of the bra clasp and his calloused fingertips linger on your skin for a moment—a bit too long.

his hot breath ghosts over your exposed neck and his chapped lips feel pleasantly rough as they graze your soft earlobe. "enough," he growls, his voice eerily calm.

he spins you violently, your back colliding with the mirror, the impact knocking the leftover air out of your lungs. his weight pins you against the cold glass, unyielding and solid, like an immovable wall that leaves no room for escape. his chest, broad and firm, adds a suffocating presence as he leans in close, his breath warm and smelling of a delicious blend—cigarettes, coffee, and that unmistakable hint of peppermint you had come to crave.

his eyes narrow, cold as ice and twice as sharp. a glint of arctic grey, his gaze a frozen blade—refined, relentless, ready to wound. his bulky hand curls tighter around your slender throat, but he is still deliberate not to crush you.

the clean musk and heat radiating off his body, the raw power in his grip alone an undeniable urgency, a hunger. the kind of hunger you had been toying with all day, you stupid, little girl.

lace rips and your pulse races—but not from fear. it's the undefined rawness of the moment, the way he holds your life in his left hand and your soaked, torn panties in his right hand... so in control and yet barely holding on to whatever is left of his restraint.

how far are you willing to let the man destined to protect you go?

"you're not getting away from me now, princess..."

well, that's the best threat you've ever gotten.

...

rough, desperate and nasty ✨changing booth quickie✨ til the mirrors fog up and shreds of the lingerie cover the ground like lace confetti alan has to pay for it and he will never financially recover from that

[kadextra]

urgh !foolhalo are such mutual freaks for each other I’ve not seen a toxic yaoi quite like them

!bad’s twisted obsession with !foolish, the shining spark of life who’s a constant presence in the long immortal existence surrounded by death. he’s completely deranged about the guy and shows it through violence and possessive behavior, proclamations of “you’re mine to kill.” and !foolish is just as obsessed with !bad, the looming shadow of death that constantly appears at his side in the long immortal existence full of life. says he’s a parasite and wants him gone, but in truth !foolish is horribly addicted to the thrills only !bad can give. his existence helps !foolish “keep on living”

guys it’s crazy . there is so much wrong with them and they match eachothers’ freak. in every world they meet and continue making each other suffer. when they get started on their newest game they cannot be stopped, both get this tunnel vision that ignores everything & everyone else and it literally becomes a volatile situation for innocent people bc anyone who gets in the way will be trampled. to them, mortals are like playthings and none can completely understand them. both know exactly what the other is thinking & feeling to a frightening accuracy. they will attend a ball arm in arm if mutual death is involved, will gladly play hunter & hunted, enemy rebel & beloved king, any kind of role that’s necessary to light a fire that burns through the immortal ennui - and who cares if it burns everything else too? when all is said and done you’ll find them sitting together chatting like nothing happened.

[why-the-heck-not]

today very much wasn’t as cozy as the pictures of it, but let’s pretend it was

[treviso-nights]

the significance of rook as a protagonist who is 'unable to be evil' is because the inquisitor can be. and hawke. and the warden, for that matter. in dai there are companion disapproval cutscenes for a reason: you have either fucked up so badly or killed so many people that they literally stage an intervention for you. rook, by contrast, is a tremendously appropriate protagonist for veilguard—not just because they’re handpicked by varric but because they are good. like their goodness is the point. it is the story.

and i get why some players would be upset by that and feel constrained by the moral paradigm the narrative inherently embodies. players like options. however, rook's goodness (in whatever capacity) does not necessitate that they're a bad/flat protagonist considering they have unique backstories which tells us about the quality and the context of that goodness. in my opinion, it's a natural byproduct of the overarching story of the dragon age games: yet another person thrust into a role and political position they did not ask for but must pursue for the greater purpose of all.

the thing about veilguard though is that no possible protagonist could be as bad or as evil as the evanuris (and by extension, the chaos ripping the veil down would do at this point in time), so to play as an evil!rook feels counterintuitive to the point of the game regardless.

if we WERE to get the option to play an evil!rook who, for example, supports the evanuris and blights the world alongside them, it just means there's no more world to play in. dragon age is over.

furthermore, there's no option to help solas bring the veil down because it is an evil option. it's not a dev mistake that rook doesn't get the opportunity to side with our favorite war criminal. to most thedosians, the end of the veil means the end of their life. solas is one of the most unreliable narrators in the series, so the idea that he has harm reduction measures in place is unmeasurable because he is a proven trickster. those who'd take the chance anyway would still be considered evil by all who are affected in the wake of it.

—and i agree that it would be fun! but it's not veilguard's story because the stakes are higher than they have ever been in previous games, and thedas needs someone else to save it once again.

[iwantmochisoup]

what a way to start the new year ;;

i got blessed with all the kitsunezai brainrot directly by @anticidic !! heheh tysmmm!! the world needs more bitey kitsunezai :3c

[gothkurusu]

tom “socialized by snakes” riddle and harry “socialized in a cupboard” potter

[323cutie]

aight so boom … im thinking abt stealing a black tank top from any ateez member and wearing it without a bra. and because their asses are fit, the tank top is tight. … and for me personally? i’m big chested with nipple piercings, so you can imagine where im going with this.

yeo, woo, and hwa dont know where to look in fear of cumming untouched if they looked too long. (woo tries to be brave about it, but his resolve crumbles in 30 seconds)

jongho’s blood goes to his dick so fast, now he’s nauseous and nervously giggling. also, i can’t remember if we’ve seen baby bear in a black tank top yet? but if theres anything i know after seeing his arms, i know he would look absolutely delicious.

san is trying his best to be nonchalant and say you look cute in his clothes!! he is shaking from the effort it takes for NOT pounce on you.

mingi is trying to be normal and cool about it too, but you can SEE his hands itching to hold and grab at you. his voice is suddenly deeper than normal and he’s salivating

in all honesty … i think yunho makes an effort to not-so-subtly look down at your cleavage, you actually have to tell him “hey, eyes up here”. not that yunho isnt already cuddly and affectionate, but if you’re wearing his top? he’s finding many more unnecessary reasons to touch you, especially when you’re doing mundane chores together. idk if this makes sense.

joong? he’s stuttering. he can’t focus. are you trying to kill him? he’s a bit better than the rest at pretending like this isn’t affecting him, but you saw the moment his eyes darkened and his jaw slacked. he gives it to you absolutely freak nasty after that.

-braindump nonnie 🍓

nonnie i Need u to know when u first sent this I was staring at my phone in absolute shock at work... u r just so right. jongho being so turned on hes nauseous has me ctfu

wooyoung is trying way too hard to be normal its just so obvious like hes doing too much. chatting ur ear off about any and everything. probably after abt 5 mins of him just yapping away he looks you dead in the eye and is like "Please let me touch you."

san absolutely is bright red and cannot talk for fear of his voice cracking like a teenager. speaking in hand motions and one word answers for the foreseeable future

mingi sinks down to his knees in front of u and Begs you to let him touch you (yes hes drooling.)

yunho lowk doesnt even try to hide it hes shameless as hell. will act clueless tho because hes a freak. he's backhugging you at the kitchen counter as you're cooking and his hands are wandering and youre like hey whats happening and hes like what do u mean im just hugging my precious lovely partner (he is feeling you up)

hongjoong probably sees you and sighsss. he's too used to your antics now. ...he loves the trouble you get into, tho. invites you onto his lap and gives in easily. absolutely pouting at u for being so hot tho

[fictionadventurer]

This AV Club comment is making me so desperate to write a romcom, you have no idea.

[ririthesky]

I came across some old comic scans of Batman's dog, Ace. And I just can't get out the mental image of the word "patrol" being a trigger word for the dog, like "walkies" would be for any other.

Imagine this:

Ace stares intensely at Bruce, as the latter gets suited up as Batman. Bruce glances over at Ace and just mumbles out:

"Lets go on a patrol, Ace."

Ace goes absolutely bananas. Both Bruce and Alfred have a hard time putting the bathound gear on the dog, because Ace is just so STOKED about going out on a patrol.

Its kinda cute.

But like with any dogowner out there, you sometimes says the magic trigger word on accident.

Something Bruce's kids discovered, whilst they were talking about their last evening patrols.

"Hrrf?"

Suddenly Ace is there, staring intensely at them.

Tim, who's closest to where Ace is, laughs nervously.

"Not now, Ace. Its the afternoon."

Ace continues to stare at them. And whines.

Later, Tim grumbles as he suits up as Red Robin, Ace barking happily in the background.

He heckin LOVES patrols.

[mashedbootatoes]

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