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thank my most recent hyperfixation and my need for more fics of him because i hnnnngggg
Random Brett Hand S/O Headcanons
Brett’s the kinda guy to take you on either really classic dates (straight from the movies. ex: a candlelit dinner) or a “weird” date (something you wouldn’t necessarily expect from a man. ex: going shopping at the malls)
He makes a playlist about you as soon as he catches feelings. (he is so me)
He gives the best hugs. Brett just gives the most comfy and secure hugs.
He LOVES holding hands. He’ll do it subconsciously all the time, but he tries to remember to ask first (if it bothers you). He definitely does the thumb thing.
His love language? This is a tough one because I feel like all of them would fit him, but I think it’d be words of affirmations. Although, he does enjoy going out to find you the best gift, or even just making something for you in his free time.
Are you artsy? Great! You two spend some time together just working on your own projects. Him on his puppets or crafts, you on whatever it may be that day. ADHD term is body-doubling, I don’t know if it applies but I feel like it does. Either way, you two are spending quality time together. (i’ve got adhd hah)
You’re not artsy? That’s okay! Brett may try and convince you to make a craft with him, maybe even Legos, but if all this fails, he doesn’t mind. This just means more crafting for him.
Speaking off the last one, you two definitely build Lego sets together.
He’s git the best manners in terms of romantic relationships. He’s holding the door for you, giving you his jacket, buys the meals, etc.
He likes to come up behind you and hug you. Sometimes for no particular reason, he just likes holding you and having you close to him. He knows he’s got you, and you know he’s got you. Just a reminder to you both that he’s/you’re right there.
He tries to impress you a lot.
There are times when he just sits and holds you face in the palms of his hands and just.. Admire you. Smiling. Stroking your cheek
He loves it when you play with his hair! Stroking it, combing your fingers through it, ruffling it, putting braid in it only to brush it out again. He’ll go out of his way to lay his head on your lap or sit closer to you than normal.
NSFW UNDER THIS LINE!!!
Brett is one hundo percent a switch.
If you’re a switch too, you’ll probably swap roles midway through sex. Not out of no where, just kind of like banter. Probably a “taking turns” guy in which you’ll take turns topping or bottoming.
HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE KNEE THING!! At first, he was already amazing at it but had no clue. He overheard Gigi talking about it and ended up looking it up. Now that he knows he’s doing it, he’s a GOD.
As much as I don’t want to say it.. He has a mommy kink. It’s not an intense mommy kink, just the praise and nicknames. Nothing that would seem.. Incestuous D: Ick.
Canonically, he’s into what you’re into.
PRAISE!! This will bring him to his knees so fast
He also likes teasing. But this isn’t just in sex. He likes playfully teasing you and you tease him back. It’s kinda y’all’s thang.
I feel like he loves soft sex. Like the sweet mushy lovey dovey kind. Where you can just look into eachothers’ eyes. Where you hold hands the whole time. Or where he can just hold you, you can hold him and just be together.
Mans is above average, but not massive.
He had a sexy playlist. You already know it.
He likes casual sex but he cherishes the special nights. One of his favorite’s is when he’s able to clean up the bedroom, buy roses, light candles, all the romantics. But you know, getting head in the broom closet isn’t so bad either.
Even thought Brett is… Brett, you guys have a safe word. You insisted (not cus ur trying to help him learn to speak up for himself whattt nooo…)
Biting, scratching, and hickies. He likes those as well!
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brett definitely watches modern family and his fave is either phil or haley dunphy
#brett hand headcanon#inside job#i feel like he relates to haley on a level#phil would be the dad he’s always wanted#(don’t we all wish phil was our dad)#brett inside job#modern family#headcanon
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After I read a fic a about it I can't help but love the idea that Brett is a lee and will actively seek out tickles because he likes the attention and closeness
Boy's touch starved
Regan is a ler because she likes having control over the situation (but of course will make sure everyone's having fun and is okay), and the closer she and Brett get, the more she enjoys tickling him, it's almost like petting a happy dog at this point
They both just fit together like puzzle pieces and when tickles are involved it can make for a really affectionate, relaxing time for both of them
Oh! I like that way of thinking too x> !
Brett really needs all the physical care he can get—
I love these two... Golden Retriever and Black Cat dynamic, that's about them
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cuddling headcanons w brett and andre ? :3 love ur theme btw
✮ CUDDLING HEADCANONS (ANDRE + BRETT) ✮
thank you anon also first request!
cw: drug stuff (andre lol), sfw
ANDRE LEE
✮ he would love cuddling up against you after work or during work
✮ just anywhere tbh
✮ your his favorite pillow
✮ prefers being big spoon but wouldnt say no to you holding him
✮ i feel like hes one of those people that would aggressively sniff the moment you cuddle against him
✮ (you just smell really nice to him)
✮ for the long hair readers he will try to braid your hair
✮ "andre your just twisting it like a candy cane"
✮ also could stay like that for hours
✮ hungry? he has candy in his pocket. thirsty? wow he pulls out a flask full of water from his jacket. he just spawns them out of nowhere
✮ yall are that one couple that cant keep their hands off each other
✮ just one thing is that you will never cuddle in his office
✮ even he knows its a little too dirty
✮ personally likes cuddling on the couch after eating a edible watching a shitty movie
✮ laying all over your body
✮ who needs blankets when we have andre
BRETT HAND
✮ please hold him
✮ little spoon preferably but if you want him to hold you he will gladly say yes
✮ always facing you so he could look at your face
✮ cuddling in his pyjamas are his favorite
✮ one of those people that wear sweatpants to bed
✮ always hums a little song when you guys cuddle
✮ loves talking to you about literally anything that comes to his mind
✮ "did you know cotton lasts for 100 years so lil' brett could possibly outlive us"
✮ also enjoys talking about his day to you, even if you where there
✮ goes on side tangents a lot
✮ he likes keeping water by the bed so he doesn't have to get up from your embrace
✮ he prefers cuddling in his or your bed under the covers all warm
✮ play with his hair he loves the feeling
✮ just loves being in your arms
sorry these are short im tired
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Hello, could I ask for some headcanons of brett from cognito inc With an s/o who is from the cognito assassins department who is super quiet with a poker face but has a soft spot only for brett
Alright, Some Inside Job Content! Honestly, I Live For The Trope "Deadly Assassin Soft For X Character."
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✦ He's going to be intimidated by your mere presence. Part of him is too scared to talk to you, but his happy-go-lucky self will try. He'll stutter and you can feel his nervous aura, but damn it he's going to get along with you. ✦ He won't. Stop. Talking. Nothing wrong with that, but he overshares his personal life bit by bit. Something you quickly taught him was to not reveal that kind of information unless you want to get killed. ✦ It does take some time for you to finally warm up to him. He's nice, pure, even. You both have a lot more in common than you think. ⤷ "I've only known Brett for like a week. But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself." ✦ It's over when you realize you've gotten soft. Soft for him. You're a trained killer, you shouldn't have friends. But damn it, his smile brightens any room he walks into. ✦ You find that you'll do anything for him, only him. He's lowkey terrified of this thought, because knowing you, you'd either make it look like an accident or you'd leave no trace leading to yourself. ✦ You don't ever show any emotion around him when there's people nearby. You've got your arms crosses and you're leaning against a wall all dark and brooding. You don't want anyone finding out about your "thing" for Brett. ✦ The Gang, however, do know about it. Myc read Brett's mind and exposed his feelings about you. You got ahold of him and he woke up within the next hour with his appendages tied together and his stalk all twisted...
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When the character is happy go lucky and always cracking jokes so their trauma gets ignored
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do you write for multiple characters at once? liek simple headcannons but w a few characters included? if not just ignore this but if you do what about ron, brett, and / or andre (feel free to pick who u wanna write for lol) with a Short™️ reader ? i really love what you've posted so far :P
I do! of course, and thank you!! I’m including height headcanons for everyone too.
Brett Hand
- brett stands at around 6′2″ or 74 inches. he’s the second tallest of the three, but has always been a little intimidated by anyone taller than him. so he mentions it less than ron does. - the type of man to buy you stools for your kitchen if he see’s you struggling to get anything. he won’t even mention it to you, but some days you randomly notice a lot of unannounced furniture. if he see’s something starting to wear or tear, he’ll just get you a new one. call him irresponsible with his money all you want, he just wants to make things easier for you. - oh the hugs are supreme. whether he’s checking in on you at work or simply just gotten home, draping his arms across your waist and hugging you from behind, to his chest has to be one of his favorite things. you could practically use him as a pillow and he’d still just be happy to have you with him. - would not hesitate to pick you up if needed. piggy back rides? he’s literally built for it, need to grab something high up? he’s right there without a second thought. he does tend to lay out his house a bit differently when the two of you start dating, if he knows you’ll be over he sets out any coffee supplies you could need on his counter so you don’t have to stress over it in the morning. - he does worry though, he knows you can take care of yourself but, if someone hurt you, especially while he wasn’t there, he couldn’t live with himself. just a little more cautious about your safety, (will splurge on any self defense tool you could ask for) he will not hesitate to get weirdly protective the second someone so much as looks at you wrong. - will occasionally call you short or shorty, but if he ever sensed it making you uncomfortable he’d stop. if he knows you well enough, he’s able to read you like a book. very hypervigilant.
Ron Staedtler
- ron is definitely the tallest of the three at a staggering 6′4″ or 76 inches. he’s also definitely the one that mentions it the most. he’s used to being the tallest person in the room, but he is such a tease.
- this man spends most of his time with you in his arms in some form or another. pda is already a strong-suit of his. leaning his head on your shoulder while you’re working? his fingers laced with his or his arm snaked around your shoulder? he loves it. can’t get enough of it. - definitely holds stuff above your head, waits for you to reach up and kisses you when you do. that’s practically his favorite move, and he pulls it off quite well every-time. he’s a pain in the ass but he really does love you.. he does get over affectionate sometimes, so prepare to be occasionally smothered in pecks. - will just grab stuff off shelves for you if needed, don’t think you won’t get a chuckle or two out of him as he does though. (if you get tired of his shenanigans and climb on the counter though he’ll cheer you on regardless)
- i’d say you get scary dog privileges but he’s more mildly concerning if anything. that being said if anyone ever tried to mess with you, they can prepare for an awful surprise when he stumbles upon it. he’s a nice guy but he knows how to kick some serious ass.
- very soft, will spoon the living hell out of you, (and doesn’t really have a preference between big spoon or little spoon) on one hand being coddled does feel pretty nice, and the other, he gets to wrap around you.. win win.
Andre Lee
- andre is our shortest member of the three, at 5′9″ or 69 inches, 😌 this only means that he isn’t used to people being much shorter than him in relationships, which means he’ll definitely notice it more. - he finds he actually does like being the taller one, but he is not nearly as showoffish as ron. if he sees you struggling to reach something? he’ll grab it for you. it was originally how the two of you met, you were struggling to grab a coffee cup from the top shelf of one of the cognito kitchens, and he noticed. not wanting to be awkward he grabbed it and delivered it to your desk.. than realized he made it a bit more awkward. - prepare for a lot of time spent with his head resting on yours, especially if he's tired. he falls asleep holding you a lot ( otherwise he tends to have trouble staying asleep) usually leaving you half awake and tangled in limbs. not that you really mind it. - might crack a few more jokes about it if he’s high, but he usually has a higher standard for humor than that, (absolute lie, if you so much as say ball around him he’ll giggle like a mad man) bad habit. if anyone else ever jokes about it though prepare to be lectured, only he can make fun of his s/o - would not hesitate to provide you platforms or heels if you were insecure (or dysphoric) about your height, but he thinks it’s just a part of you and won’t hesitate to remind you of that. prepare for him bragging over his perfect partner anytime you mention feeling insecure. - he’s just stupid in love with you, your height will never change that. <3
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How would the gang react to a reader who constantly says sorry ? like for every stupid thing at the end of a sentence due to being Bullied majority of their life . So now I their adulthood it’s just kinda automatic “oop I’m sorry” even when it’s not necessary
My smile is immeasurable- I do this so often you have no idea. I have absolutely been worried about not knowing if I was gonna do the request just right. This is not one of those times. I did have a surprising amount of trouble with it though? Despite it being something I myself do constantly lmao, ah well I hope I did it justice!
Also hi! I was in college so this is so very late and I’m so sorry about that <3 My prof mentally threw me around like a rag doll and I came out with my brain fried.
Warnings: I don't think any? Maybe some general allusions to anxiety just because of the prompt itself? Andre mentions weed but uh- nothing else! Relatively safe<3
Reagan
I feel like she understands, I could see her thinking of it more in a like, a logical sense? Not like she doesn’t understand the more emotional side of it- she’s got her own issues. But in the like “Oh, usually when people do this it means they are scared of what people think and don’t like conflict. I’ll keep that in mind.”
She gets it, and I want to be absolutely clear- I cannot see her being one of those people saying “It’s fine.” Because like, for her it doesn’t feel like it ever really is? But she will be the person to help you feel like, it’s okay that you said it but know that you do not have to. You didn’t do anything wrong.
If you want to tell her the reason why you do this, apologizing and explaining she will feel for you. I mean we’ve seen her school experience, we had one friend and a buncha kids who were way older than you and treated her like shit. Also her father, very much her father.
She won't ever press you or act like you aren't trying harder to get better but she'll make sure in her own way that you know it's all gonna be okay one day.
One day you won't have to think about the past and everything will be okay <3
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Andre
Andre may or may not have told you about his experiences with his family and how they really affected him.
You have probably also- at least once maybe seen him without drugs and how that can make him.
Long story short he is in no position to judge even if he for some reason wanted to.
Would offer you some weed
He means well and will not pressure you if you say no, though he will totally ask “Are you suuuureee?” because he cannot stress enough the wonders of medical marijuana
Whether or not you take it is up to you, but he will absolutely let you chill either in his office if you're at work or at his house- would come to your house to make sure your comfy if you need it<3
He is a loving man with lots of his own experience in this kind of regard and he will help you no matter what!
He is more than the drug guy though please literally let him be known for more than that he deserves it so any tips he's used to help himself out he will give to you.
A very caring man with his own issues and lots of advice and love to give if you'll have it~
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Brett
Oh honey, this man? This man understands.
Brett will apologize after you do because both of you think that is is somehow both of your faults.
Though he will undoubtedly let you know in every way he possibly can that it is not your fault in any way and that he loves you.
He would absolutely mention therapy- it helps him! It might help you?
He would absolutely be holding your hand anyway and if you do apologize while it happens, he’ll squeeze it in his own and shoot you a quick “No need to be!” before continuing the conversation. He doesn’t wanna spend the whole time acknowledging it just in case putting too much attention on it in the open would embarrass you or make you feel worse.
But he will be there for you, and he will be listing off things that he’s learned to help him when he can’t stop doing it either.
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Myc
I can see Myc start by just being a little bit sarcastic. Like he isn’t entirely sure why you do it just yet, but he doesn’t want you to be saying it and thinking that you did something wrong.
He gives those like “Oh yeah? You’re sorry?” and you know that if he had actual eyes, he would be giving you a look of ‘You really wanna do this rn?’.
And he will probably continue to do so even after he knows why.
He isn’t going to treat you differently per se, at least- he acts like he isn’t going to…
But you feel the tentacle that was already wormed around your waist squeeze just a little tighter before you end your sentence to remind you that you didn’t do anything, and you don’t need to apologize.
I mean he gets it, he got bullied. He ended with a different outcome for himself, but he still understands. It sucks, and even if you don’t want to think about it or you don’t want to constantly feel like life is repeating itself over and over again but sometimes it’s just going to feel that way even if it isn’t.
Though Myc will be there to help you understand and work through all the woes of getting to inside your own head.
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Gigi
She would raise her brow at it at first.
Hit you with that “Honey you didn’t do anything wrong.” and make sure you know that it’s all okay.
Is teaching you how she ignores her haters constantly, if you say anything about it not being on the same level and you start apologizing again, she is going to lovingly slap you in the face with her words (She would not lay a hand on you ever-)
Comparing yourself gets a “tsk tsk” from her and a long list of all the parts about you she thinks are beyond stellar.
Gigi would be very honest -like the most honest maybe- about whether or not you actually have anything to be sorry about.
If you do, she’ll accept your apology but try to figure out a way to do it in a way that won’t encourage you to do it when you don’t actually have to.
And when you don’t, she places a hand on her hip and gives you a look, eyebrow raised just lightly in a ‘really?’ sorry of fashion.
She’s not questioning it; she knows it happened. But she’s asking if you really wanna do it, you know that she will no doubt spend her time talking your ear off about not doing this again.
She does it with the upmost amount of love I promise- but like,,
Do you dare question her? I wouldn't
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Glenn
Okay. I don’t want to say Glenn doesn’t get it at first, but out of all of the people in the gang it feels right to say he might take the longest to adjust and learn how to handle it.
But just because he might not get it at first doesn’t mean he’s rude!!
It’s more of a “What? Why are you saying you're sorry? You didn’t do anything?” Kinda confused-
He’s a confused ol man, forgive him.
Though, he would understand the bullying thing like 100%
He’s no stranger to rude comments or being talked to as if he has no feelings, typical bully behavior even if he wouldn’t talk about it or call them bullies, just,,, assholes?
That and the feelings that come from thinking about those comments is something he understands, and something that he can try and a headspace he will gladly try to help you out of.
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headcannons concept,, Brett and reader in an established relationship, reader taking Brett home for Thanksgiving or something like that and meeting readers Big Chaotic Family. like im talking 30ish relatives squeezed into readers great-aunt-in-laws lower middle class sized house. I absolutely need to watch him experience being quickly accepted into a genuinely loving family complete with all the quirky traditions and closeness. he would definitely be crazy nervous about it until we show up and he realizes it's nothing like the formal tense holiday dinners of his childhood. I just know my family would love him so much to the point where they would steal him away from me and he would spend more of the holidays playing touch football with my cousins and looking at readers baby pics with my aunties then time with me!!
This concept sounds so sweet and silly😭 thank you for requesting, Hope you like it!
Brett x reader head-cannons(family gathering)
The first time Brett meets your whole entire family he’s excited but super nervous and anxious he just wants them to like him.
Even though you tell him it’s not a big deal and it’s just a family dinner he’ll still go out of his way to buy gifts for each and everyone of your family members.
Brett will almost be having a heart attack before even entering the house but when your aunties open the door he’ll be caught by suprised by being smothered by all your aunts!
Immediately inviting him in and completely disregarding you (lol) your whole family will ambush him with questions about himself and silly ones like how’d you ever pull a guy like him.
Brett gets his fair share of time with the adults and aunties who loving squeeze his cheeks and laugh at all his jokes. But he also spends time with all the littles, all your cousins and your siblings playing games and chasing them around. Like hide and seek, some tag and some sports too.
Your mom, grandma and aunts will steal him away to show all your embarrassing photo albums and pictures from when you were a baby and so on.
And When it’s time to eat your mom makes sure Brett’s the first to have a plate that’s plenty full.( I mean like over the brim full) Of course Brett being the sweetheart he is eats all of it even when he feels wayyy to full.
Your whole family plays your favorite traditional games together at the end of the evening and you help Brett throughout all the games understand how to play and all the rules.
And when it’s time to leave all your aunties will once again smother Brett in their arms and squeezeing tightly his cheeks asking him to promise them he’ll visit as soon as possible. And the goodbyes would last about a few extra minutes with all the kisses and hugs they give him.
By the end of it all Brett would end up crying when the two of you are finally alone and when you ask what’s wrong he’ll sob explaining how loving and generous your family is, as he never had that feeling before it was such an overwhelming love that it’s making him cry. You hug and comfort him (and even cry a little yourself too.) but it’s safe to say he’s even more excited for the next time he gets to see your family.
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Another night another inside job brainrot
Inside job characters and pets they'd get with reader!
(Hcs for Brett, Reagan, Andre, and Gigi)
Brett:
- This feels pretty predictable but you guys would get a dog.
- Honestly at this point it just feels like there's two dogs in the house bc they have the same exact energy levels
- you have no complaints though! You love your bf and you love your dog so you're more than willing to deal with the energy levels
- you guys can take the dog on walks together which has led to a lot of nice moments of just. Peacefulness together.
- Alternatively: I think he'd love any bird in the parrot family? Maybe a cockatiel bc of the hair LOL
- Brett's urge to laugh at you teaching the bird cuss words vs telling you to not teach the bird to greet everyone with "What the fuck?!"
- you want to name your pet smth actually normal bur he talks you into naming it after some stupid animal pun based off a movie character
- idk honestly I think he'd really like to take care of any kind of pet that likes lots of engagement with you♡ leafs to lots of stuff together!
Reagan:
- Also pretty self explanatory, but a cat
- it takes awhile to convince her. She already shoulders a lot of work, plus the last pets she had were the turtles from her childhood which didn't. Go Well.
- but eventually you're able to convince her by the power of Being Annoying On Purpose
- she's basically the "I don't want a cat" vs walking into the room to see her baby talking the cat kinda energy
- it's not that she doesn't like cats at all, just the energy required to own one is what put her off initially, but now that the furball is in the home she is so in love with the small creature
- she just honestly likes the semi-independence of it. She likes that she can get any leftover work done at home whole the cat will entertain itself.
- plus have u ever had a cat sleep on your chest after a stressful day? God's work 🙏
- meanwhile you are the opposite. You will hug that cat all day. ITS NOT YOUR FUALT ITS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE
- cue lots of distant "MeooOW??" in another room that Reagan hears everytime you pick it up
- "Stop picking the fucking cat up like a baby!" "Tell it to stop being baby shaped then, idiot."
- You guys spend hours thinking of a good name and then just decide on something really stupid like "fishstick"
Andre:
- Honestly? Seems like a reptile kinda guy?? You'd guys probably get anything from something as small as a leopard gecko to a fucking python snake
- ok but. Snake.
- u both decide to name it smth dumb as hell like "Noodle"
- Andre is actually? Surprisingly very well educated in snake care.
- Like, he actually has made sure that everything from cage size to temperature to food is right. He's really been interested in them for a long time.
- meanwhile u just like the fact that the front of a snake face looks like ":]"
- people can just walk by you two working on something in your lab and there's just. A huge fucking snake slithering over your guys' arms and back.
Gigi:
- FERRET.
- I can't explain this one. It's a fucking ferret. Is fluffy. Is noodle. Are you jokester?
- you let Gigi take full liberty of naming it because you trust her to come up with something fitting
- you will both drop whatever your doing to just watch your ferret in silence as the run up and down one of those little play tube tunnels.
- the ferret definitely picks favorites and it's Gigi. Everytime you walk into a room, it's wrapped over Gigi's shoulders
- getting it the most obnoxious colored harness and walking it.
- people give you guys strange looks, but you don't mind. You're just happy to have your gf and your demon child of a ferret♡
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New headcanon unblocked.
#in my heart it's real!#brett hand#inside job#trabajo incógnito#miranda!#music#headcanon#renew inside job#argentina? idk#renueven trabajo incógnito
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They make these parallels and they expect me to not HC that Trent is Ward?
#grant ward#mark trent#brett dalton#agents of shield#found nbc#skyeward#i know this show isn't about him but i don't care#you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands#it wouldn't even be out of character either#ward probably had a hundred exit strategies and fake identities set up by shield before it fell
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Reagan, Brett, and Ron w/ a friend who’s scared of the dentist
fandom: inside job
warnings: mentions of dentaphobia, medicinal drugs, dental work, etc.
a/n: I just randomly started writing this like a half hour before I got two fillings
Reagan
to some degree, she totally gets it, the dentist is not fun
she had some dental issues as a kid, so she’s been there
if you have an appointment for anything other than a cleaning, she can tell just by looking at you
I’m not sure if she’ll go into the room with you, but she’ll definitely be there for you when it’s all done
if it’s an extraction and you were given a lot of painkillers, she’ll watch over you until it wears off, making sure your back and head are elevated when you go to sleep
Brett
I can see Brett being the kind of guy who’s very meticulous about taking good care of his teeth
mostly because he probably also dreads needing dental work
if you need the emotional support, Brett’s your guy
first of all he’ll make sure you don’t psych yourself out too badly
And will be right there with you (if it doesn’t get in the way of anything)
he’ll let you near crush his hand if you need to until it’s all over
reminding you that it’s going to be okay, and it’ll be done before you know it
if you’re still dizzy from the numbing meds the dentist gave you, he’ll put on something relaxing for you like an animal documentary
Ron
I think Ron would be relatively okay with going to the dentist, but it’s not exactly something he looks forward to
when he finds about about your phobia, he doesn’t totally get it at first, but he can tell how much it freaks you out
to a point, he understands. especially if you’ve had some not-so-great experiences w/ it in the past
one time he stayed with you while you got a filling, and that was probably the most relaxed you’ve ever been in the office
if it was something big and you were really drugged up for it, he’ll probably record you while you’re dizzy
#inside job x reader#inside job headcanons#reagan ridley x reader#ron staedtler x reader#brett hand x reader#ron staedtler#brett hand#reagan ridley#my stuff#inside job#netflix inside job#inside job netflix#platonic headcanons#platonic x reader#platonic
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✮CANDID COUPLES PHOTOS YOU WOULD HAVE WITH THEM + GENERAL PDA HCS✮
not a request, this was just sitting in my drafts for a while
cw: so much fluff
characters: brett, andre, gigi, reagan, ron
✮BRETT✮
✮ he slipped on his ass right after this photo was taken
✮ i think he would be 50/50 about pda, like he loves holding your hand and hugs but would be more nervous about kissing
✮ on dates he is more calm about kissing but at work he'd be like "babe.." with his face all red
✮ANDRE✮
✮ the silly man
✮ LOVES PDA
✮ one hand on you always no matter what
✮ willing to cuddle you anywhere if you wanted
✮GIGI✮
✮gigi would do anything to share their cute s/o
✮ picnic dates >>
✮ one hand on your hip and visa versa
✮ little smooches if she has to leave without you
✮REAGAN✮
✮ is alright with PDA
✮ its just clear she's extremely nervous about it though
✮ walking through rain while talking about anything is one of her many ideal dates (also is one of the only ones that includes going outside. besides museum dates)
✮RON✮
✮ kinda like reagan he's alright with it
✮ wouldn't be as nervous to kiss you though
✮ likes holding your hands, he's one of those people with weirdly cold hands 24/7 and likes the warmth
✮ but generally likes being private when he's affectionate with you
#inside job#inside job x reader#ron staedtler#brett hand#reagan ridley#andre lee#brett hand x reader#inside job headcanon#inside job headcanons#andre lee x reader#gigi thompson x reader#reagan ridley x reader#ron staedtler x reader#gigi thompson
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Brett x female!reader where work has been extremely stressful, and Brett ends up super frustrated one day (like to the point of getting physically antsy). Reader goes to his office to check on him and he's still super frustrated and accidentally starts to take it out on them. (Angst to fluff at the end) please :)))))
I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH!! Thank you for requesting it! I really hope this is what you had in mind :)
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It was a shitty day at Cognito. Brett had been feeling extra pissed at the gang lately and stormed to his office, which was odd. Reader knew this was weird for him. They had been dating for a little over a year now and she had never seen him this angry. She slowly made her way to his office, getting stopped by Myc,
"Hey reader, a little caution to you, Bretts being an asshole today." He said and laughed, "He's acting like a toddler."
You roll your eyes and go to his office and gently knock on the door, "Brett..? Hey love I just wanted to check on you. I saw you storm off earlier."
He let out a small groan, "I'm fine Reader." he said in an odd dismissive tone which made you slightly confused,
"Are you sure Brett? I mean.. You don't sound fine, not to press I'm just worried.." you say with a gentle tone.
He suddenly stands from his chair and turns to look at you, "God damnit Reader I just said I'm ok! Can you mind your own buisness? I mean I know we're dating but can you just fucking leave me alone? I don't really feel like talking to you right now!" he said, slightly raising his voice which made you slightly nauseous because you didn't feel safe with him at the moment.
"Oh.. Ok.." you said softly and left quickly
He tensed and let out a sigh, "Shit..."
You immediately went to Gigi, fully in tears, and she immediately ran to you, "Jesus reader whats goin' on?" she said and lightly held your shoulders
You try and talk through hic's and sobs, "Brett.. He y.. He yelled at me and he.. Was mean about it.. I've never seen him mad.. I was just trying to help..." you stuttered and sobbed
Her look softened from curiosity to empathy, "He's been in a bad mood Reader, just give him a little.. You two live together, how about you go home and talk to him about it when he gets home. I'll tell Reagen whats going on.. I'm sure she'll understand and if she doesn't well fuck her." she said and chuckled softly
You nodded slightly, "Thanks Gigi.. You're the best.." you said and went to grab your bag and coat and left and arrived a few minutes to you and Bretts shared apartment. You sat on the couch and continued to sob for a few hours and ended up falling asleep.
You woke up a few hours later with a blanket over you, and some water on the coffee table. You smiled slightly and sat up to see him sitting on the other side of the couch, knees pulled to his chest. You stood up and sat next to him, "Brett" you said softly and watched him
His eyes widened slightly and you could tell he too had been crying. His look went from slight surprise to sadness,
"Shit reader I'm-"
"Brett I know you're sorry. I knew something was wrong.. I knew you weren't okay and you would never be mean to me on purpose. I don't blame you. Cognito is such a stressful place to work, and the people there tend to be a bit difficult so I know you didn't mean a thing." you said and gently rubbed his arm
His eyes filled with tears as he tightly wrapped his arms around you and sobbed into your chest, "I'm so so sorry I didn't mean to be so awful.." he said in a high pitched almost whimper as you gently rubbed his back,
"Shh.. I know,, I know.. I forgive you Brett.. I forgive you, I love you so much.." you softly coo'd as he pulled you into his lap and rested his head in the crook of his neck and just held you
"I love you so much, reader." he said
You both ended up falling asleep on the couch, clinging to eachother like life support and just being glad you were together.
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I really really hope thats what you wanted, I hope you enjoyed!! Please send more requests I loved writing that!!
#inside job#angst#brett hand#brett hand x reader#inside job headcanon#inside job fanfic#angst to fluff#stress#cute couple
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Loved your breagan + inside job HCs!, was wondering if you got any more to share?
Always do! (Season 2 spoilers + poly Reagan headcanons) -After Reagan found out about Brett's love for puppet making, she gave up part of her home office for Brett to use. -And Gigi let him help on some of the shows they control, so he can put his puppets to use so they don't just sit on a shelf all the time. -I feel like Andre would slowly help Glenn realize that he's not entirely straight. (In s1 e1 Myc said 3 people in the room were attracted to Brett and Glenn got really defensive about it.) -Brett was there for Reagan after the whole Ron situation, he might not have entirely liked him at first but he knew how Reagan felt about him. -Brett and Reagan's apartment is covered in Brett's favorite boy band posters, and there's like one bill nye poster he got for Reagan. -Their apartment is covered in fidget toys, weighted blankets, and so many fucking stuffed animals(mainly squishmallows). Brett was the one who suggested they get this stuff at first, and obviously, Reagan was hesitant at first because she didn't want to waste money on things she didn't think would work for her, but they ended up helping her a lot. -They do not have metal silverware, they have those rubber ones made for toddlers and stuff because neither of them can stand the noise of it scratching against the plate. -They also have those plates with separate parts on them, it helps Reagan get full meals in her instead of just eating a bag of Deli meat for lunch and dinner.
#inside job season 2#inside job headcanon#breagan#brett hand#ron staedtler#glenn dolphman#andre lee#gigi thompson#Brett's puppets
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