#Butler posting

[winreyplace]

Random Fun Facts about Our Munbonds

Rune: His mom figured out he was prone to fire magic when she saw him reach into an oven with oven mitts and take out the pan without burning himself. Logan: Carries around a pewter-colored Tangle Jr. everywhere he goes. Tasha: Enjoys climbing up high or up walls and gargoyling to watch everyone. Meyleth: Was the first licensed female doctor in her town. Liam: Still has scars on his back from his old life that show up as birthmarks in this one. Howlett: Lost to Logan in an eating contest early on in his soulbond. Damien: His preferred material for writing down his cheesy poems is brown restaurant napkins. Diana: Was confused for a long time on what "yeet" meant. Artemis: Canonically, started writing romance novels when he was 10 years old under the penname "Violet Tsirblou". Butler: Canonically enjoys reading trashy romance novels. Unironically likes wearing corny Hawaiian shirts. Nick: Is really good at icing cookies. Sean: Really loves cheesecake. Still wears his royal signet ring. Trubel: Has the second biggest weapons collection in the family (Logan is the first). Jack: Still has his pirate hat and his compass. Has a bonsai tree called Methusaleh. Li: Did the "take care of a bag of flour for a week as a pretend baby" assignment in junior high. Cried when he accidentally "killed it". Theo: Is capable of carrying children as an intersex man. Mason: Is making a family beastiary because we keep getting supernaturals. Corey: Has a pocket dimension connected to all his hoodies that we aren't quite sure where it came from (we think a mix of his ghost rider powers and a gift from Liam?). When he turns invisible he can sometimes see lost spirits and objects and help them be found again. Pope: After temporarily being Liam's thrall, he now has the ability to manipulate by magic anything to do with cooking/food. Sara: Canonically was once a graphic designer. When we saved her from her canon death, the first thing our soulbond Pope gave her was a can of Pringles as a reference to their first canon interaction. Adam: Was very miffed that Melly didn't give him dragons in his canon story. Quentin: The only munbond we have that was an actual Tumblr user. Canonically first became sexually aware of himself while watching David Bowie in Labyrinth as a child. Eliot: Was forever destined to be a theater kid after doing a solo of Silent Night in a Christmas pageant play as a child. Charlton: Watched all of Lost, the TV show, via Eliot's memories. Margo: Wrote Fillory and Further fanfiction, including monster smut with Jane. Alice: Was and is a horse girl.

[nedlittle]

people on twitter arguing over whether cardinal tedesco is brat or whatever when it's really very simple. he's a reactionary fascist who i would beat to death with hammers if i met him on the street AND sergio castelillto's performance managed to out-cunt stanley tucci who was already operating at terminal levels of mother. what's not to understand?

[ianime0]

Kuroshitsuji S5 | Ending

[butlerapologist]

I imagined wearing a monocle and started coughing out of excitement

[lesbisoka]

the fact that this matches their faces exactly

[metaphysicalesbianism]

bringing this back like 10 years later

[imhereforyouviktor]

Happy Birthday,

Viktor Vasko!! <33

In honor of Viktor’s Birthday, here are photos of Viktor smiling!! <33

To those who share the same birthday as Viktor, I hope you have an amazing birthday that is filled with lots of love from the people you love!! <33

[ydotome]

Sieglinde Sullivan “Green Witch” (ジークリンデ・サリヴァン) - Kuroshitsuji: Midori no Majo-hen - Episode 2

[cedric-k-rossignol]

[bannuu]

Little masters and their demons

[nozukat]

sebagni doodles

[chasiufan]

Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-

[tokkimins]

sebastian

[ianime0]

Kuroshitsuji S5 | Ep12 | "You're as flashy as ever." But of course! I'm the only lady in the English branch's Collections Department, after all!

[butlerapologist]

Watching butler documentaries and kicking my feet while squealing again!!!!!!!!!! I can’t fucking wait!!!!!!!!!

[superbat-love]

Clark: Bruuuce, if I die, I want you to have the Fortress.

Bruce: You’re not going to die, Clark.

Clark: [sniffling] I can feel the life draining out of me. I’ll leave Krypto in your care, Bruce. Tell him… Tell him that I love him, and that he’s the bestest boy in the universe.

Bruce: He’s not coming within a mile of my cave.

Clark: And can you give my Batman an oil bath every week?

Bruce: What?

Clark: My robot butler Batman. He gets very cranky when he doesn’t get his weekly oil bath. He’s a bit spoiled, but I indulge him anyway.

The Batcomputer beeps, signaling the scan’s completion. The diagnosis pops up on the screen.

Bruce: [reading] The results are in. You have the common space flu, Clark.

Clark: [blinking] Oh.

Bruce: Now, what was that about a robot butler?