Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?
Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.
Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!
Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.
Clark: Now that’s just cruel.
Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.
Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?
Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.
Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]
Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?
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Batman and Superman by Adrián Gutiérrez
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Batman/Superman: Worlds Finest #34 (DC, December 2024) variant cover by Vasco Georgiev
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THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???
AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???
YOURE LYING
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Everyone say thank you Dan Mora for giving us Bruce supporting Clark from 3 different angles 🙏🙏
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By popular demand (one person), here is a superbat fresh out of the oven.
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Guys guys guys look at this
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Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, I wasn’t expecting a visit this late.
Gordon: My apologies, Bruce, there are some things that I need to talk to you about regarding the Wilson case.
Bruce: No apologies needed, Commissioner. Please, have a seat. Would you like a cup of tea?
Gordon: Tea would be-
Bruce: ?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, is everything all right?
Gordon: Bruce, there’s a- there’s a ghost floating down your hallway…
Bruce: [turns to see a sleeping Clark floating horizontally out of his bedroom, wrapped up in his blanket]
Bruce: Oh, that’s just my great-great-granduncle Tom. He’s always haunting this hallway on Thursdays. It’s his weekly chess game, and he never got over that one loss. Poor Uncle Tom…
Gordon:
Bruce: Alfred, why don’t you go and see if Uncle Tom can be persuaded to haunt another hallway instead?
Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.
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I swear I’ve seen this in a fan fiction before 😭
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So what's the consensus on Superman being a monster fucker, while yes he does sleep with Batman (who is our local Gotham cryptic) Superman is also an alien so would it really be considered monster fucking or... Oh no the implications...
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