(TW: Cursing, slight horror)
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> Files: Smiley
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CIOWE Test Subject #3,583 - “Smiley”
Description: 6’3’’ tall, wide eyes and what appears to be an unnervingly slim smile.
Origins: Unknown. May have been a Jennifer City Turn Victim.
Class: A - Avoid at all costs. If Scenario G, proceed to Execution Maneuver 17.
Seems to be drawn to depressed souls. Hides in shadows and seems shy to come into the light. Once they pick a victim, they follow said person through webpages, objects, or shadows until the test subject seemingly disappears the victim to an unknown location. Further testing will be done to avoid any further damage.
34 Reported Sightings under SMILEY
119 recorded tests and theories on Test Subject SMILEY
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> Reported Sightings: Bennet
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“-ude, is the camera on?”
“Yep, yep… the whole time. Totally didn’t forget.”
“Charlie, come on, take this seriously!”
“Bennet, we’re in the middle of the woods with a camera for you to try to summon your little demon friend or something-”
“Their name is Smiley.”
“Oh, they have a name now?”
“They’re real, I swear. They told me to meet them out here.”
“Your imaginary friend told you to meet them in the middle of the forest? At midnight?”
“Yep.”
“I can’t believe you, Bennet. Seriously.”
“Look, ten more minutes and you can turn the camera off, okay?”
“Fine, but Mom’s going to kill you if you catch a cold.”
“...”
“...”
“Bennet, why’d we-?”
“Shh!”
“...”
“...”
“They’re here! Did you hear them!? I told you they were real!”
“Bennet, wait up!”
“Oh my gosh, Charlie! Smiley’s real, they’re real, I told you!”
“Stop running! Come back!”
“Bennet?! Bennet this isn’t funny! Come back here right now, or I’m telling Mom!”
“Don’t leave me out here alone, Bennet!”
*Wind picks up on the camera as a distant howl can be heard*
“Bennet, stop pulling a prank, okay? I figured it out, let’s just go home.”
*Muffled scream*
“Bennet…?”
“CHARLIE!”
“Bennet?! Shit- Bennet, I’m coming!”
*Camera gets caught on branches*
“Dammit… dumb camera-”
“CHARLIE!”
“...Fuck it.”
*Camera falls, cracking the lens as Charlie’s footsteps can be heard running away*
*Silence can be heard as the wind howls over the microphone*
*Suddenly, the camera is lifted up into the air, facing a smiling face, mouth unmoving*
“10.”
*Feed stops*
End of Video. Where would you like to go next, Charlie? :)
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