#CLOS

[hopsbyers]

"Lois, you're like a pit bull on a pant leg. You're never going to let this go until you know for sure."

LOIS LANE & CLARK KENT | Smallville 6.10

[postcard-from-the-past]

Clos de Myarie house in Beaune, Burgundy region of France

French vintage postcard

[catmask]

okay i think i am learning.... something

[sportsoracle]

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[bitchslapblastoids]

intermission updates:

dan as TSA: “why does this man have 13 sex toys and a golden pig in his carry-on?” Phil: “look. You need one for every month and then one bonus one”

Literally no lights on them invisible silhouettes for the first 20 mins

Pumpkins, clothes, bus, vegas

Dan “I love a good probe,” bends over, Phil pretends to probe. Phil begins normal sentence with the word “but…” and Dan bends over again. phil probes again. Dan: “sorry, he said butt so I bent over.” whole thing happens again 15 seconds later (don’t remember this bit from other shows???)

“I gentrified him” instead of “I colonized him”

Phil did a lovely little twirl through the fog after lawyer dan got burnt

Lots of piss talk…. Lots of piss talk

They keep gaslighting us into thinking there was a blizzard here and they sang lizards.mp3 but as blizzards

Also I love them wonderfully and dearly and the mullet absolutely FUCKS

[therainjumper]

Not going to be a problem.

[goozeghost]

That one scene from the first book or whatevar 🤷‍♂️

Told yall i could make actually good art

[semperamans]

all i can think about is soft!benny :'(

benny who doesn't give a fuck when the boys hoot and holler and give him shit whenever you're within ten feet of one another. benny who tips his chin, fights a smile, and docks his jaw atop your head as you stand in front of him while cal prattles on about stacking donuts on his dick. benny who tugs you into his lap at any and every opportunity because he wants you close close close. benny who let you paint his nails because you asked so nicely. benny who promises each time he leaves your sight that he'll return. benny who helps you slide into his jacket; who grabs the lapels and presses a kiss on your nose before letting you go. benny who takes you on late-night rides because you told him you couldn't see the stars for the light pollution. benny who doesn't talk, not much, but never hesitates to whisper a firm "i love you." in your ear when he gets the chance. benny who smiles so warmly at you when you're rambling because jesus christ you're the most darling thing he's ever laid eyes on. benny who knows this life is dangerous and wants to protect you. benny who laces your fingers together in crowds. benny who stands outside of bathrooms whenever you and your girlfriends are in there. benny who lets you be you. who loves you in the most purest of ways because you love him. benny :'(

[arinmoss]

some random fucking guy

[paperhandsexe]

bosses <3

[postcard-from-the-past]

Clos Lucé Renaissance manor house, residence of Leonardo da Vinci in Amboise, Loire Valley region of France

French vintage postcard

[mccklynaive]

when he breaks off to ponder her response , amelia allows herself to again come up a little bit higher , finding that she really is somewhat drawn in by his eyes . . . they are so vibrant , & when her world was so dull , it was a nice change . they seem to see things differently than someone his age , their age , really . it was so odd , how he just somehow appeared , like she had conjured him in her mind ; has she gone mad ? but than , why would he call her a figment ? would he not be aware of her being real if he was a spirit himself ? it was too much to consider , she would have to file that away for later to think about . right now , she had to think about the offer on the table right now , which was him coming in to ' play ' as he put it .

when he asks if friends are allowed inside , she has to avert her gaze , deeply ashamed to have to admit this . " i do not h ---- have f --- fri --- friends . " she says back , her tone expressing how she is embarrassed by this fact . wait , was he insinuating they are . . . friends ? did that not take some time to develop , or is this how it happened ? she feels her heart leap a bit at the thought they could make this work , even if for a while . he was her age , right ? what could he really do ? " p --- perh --- perhaps . . . that w --- would be o --- okay . " she finally agrees , biting her lip roughly as she again looks up at him , a shadow of a smile on her lips . maybe this could work ?

she had to lean against the door , balancing against it so that she was at the right height & able to peer outside at him . her brows furrow in on themselves as she observes him , more like he was the one who was a ghost than she could ever be . " h --- hello . " she says again , echoing him , something she would do quite often when she was able to interact with others ; however , this was new , as he was much more her own age than anyone she had ever met . she debates getting something to stand on , since her muscles , not used to being used like this , begin to get fatigued from the position she is at . when he asks why she is not supposed to , she has to think a moment ; should she really be sharing all of this with someone she does not know ? would he even be able to understand the situation , when she barely could herself ?

" my p --- par --- parent said if i d --- did , i c --- could get s --- sick . " she explains , though she did not have much of a valid reason , or even concrete proof , that this was true . the laugh catches her off guard , causing her to tilt her head ; what did she say that was amusing ? when he explains , her complexion goes rosy , definitely something that would be unlike a ghost . she follows his gesturing , seeing others that are gazing their way , causing her to duck down slightly so only her eyes can be seen . at his request to be let in , valerie bites down on her bottom lip . she knows that would not be wise , since he was a stranger . though he was a kid , that did not mean that he could not be a danger to her .... right ? " i do not k --- know if i . . . if i c --- can . " she responds , though there is something in her tone that shows that she does want to .

[popfizzles]

a more domestic topic ... Smith butting heads with one of the locals.

[niaclo]

I haven't seen anyone talk about it, but

Truthless recluse has a key on his chest while the fount of knowledge has a lock

[bitchslapblastoids]

further updates:

Phil looking under the waistband after commenting on his phorso “why are you looking under there??” “the silicone goes allllllll the way down, man”

Dan quieting fans down: 🤫 🤫🤫 …..🫨🫨 “I just never thought you’d actually shut up wow that was cool”

Phil almost fell backwards on a stool. Dan bodily moved him away by the shoulders.

Dan did the predator approach with the one finger pointy to the chest (YOU KNOW THE ONE) and backed phil up towards the screen when phil was doing the “yeah yeah we know about the gay we know about the depression” bit and phil did the little mouse of prey about to be kissed face (YOU KNOW THE ONE)

Dan fixed Phil’s hair momentarily (like so briefly) bc phil was messing with it after the change and then people awed and dan did a whole bit “why is this awwwwww is this awwww because he has a splinge is this awwwww because it’s a they touched ironically?????” And then phil touched dan’s nipple

Lots of flashlight activity to get people to put phones away - seemingly the only thing this venue took seriously lol

Phil knocked over the entire wrestling barricade lol he looked so sheepish and Dan hadn’t seen so when he took the tv off his head he was genuinely like “what the hell happened here” and phil tried to blame it on him (pictures 1&2)

I think I blacked out for the yap about uh. Breasts and lactation. Yeah.

The song went so hard that a giant speaker fell down i thought i was losing it bc no one else noticed except one guy working there (picture 3)

No kiss no hug lol

The lighting was genuinely awful fully there just wasn’t anyone on lights lol

They are wonderful I adore them phannies are wonderful I adore you all