#CNN Script
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airbrickwall · 4 months ago
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wilwheaton · 11 months ago
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Reporters might listen to Trump and then understandably be reluctant to start typing stories that must feel like spec scripts for The West Wing pieced together by a creative-writing circle: 'The former president, lying about abortion laws, said women murder their own babies in the delivery room. He megalomaniacally claimed that he gets bigger crowds than anyone in history, and compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr. He descended into fantasy by telling a story about surviving a helicopter emergency that never happened with a man who wasn’t there.' Instead, The New York Times ran this headline: “Trump Tries to Wrestle Back Attention at Mar-a-Lago News Conference.” The Washington Post said: “Trump Holds Meandering News Conference, Where He Agrees to Debate Harris.” The British paper The Independent got closer with: “Trump Holds Seemingly Pointless Press Conference Filled With False Claims,” but CNN went with “Trump Attacks Harris and Walz During First News Conference Since Democratic Ticket Was Announced.” All of these headlines are technically true, but they miss the point: The Republican nominee, the man who could return to office and regain the sole authority to use American nuclear weap
The truth about Trump's press conference - The Atlantic
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lizardsfromspace · 2 months ago
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So one fact from my investigation of the Matrix plagiarism case that drove me absolutely insane but I'm not sure I ever made a post about was her explanation for why the press didn't cover her "victory"
So for people who weren't around for that, look up "Sophia Stewart" on my blog, but long story short: there's a viral story claiming that the premise for The Matrix & The Terminator were stolen from a writer named Sophia Stewart, and that she won a billion dollars in a lawsuit. She actually lost her case, but a mistaken article from a Utah community college magazine spread online, and she still regularly does media appearances based on the idea she won. That's what fascinates me about the case: unfounded plagiarism accusations are a dime a dozen, but the bizarre fluke of a community college sophomore's journalism project making a mistake & that mistaken article going viral has elevated this one to being the most famous one
A major element of this is a narrative relating to race and gender, but that's a narrative she denies in that very Utah community college article. In her view, Hollywood isn't oppressing her for being black. They're oppressing her for being Christian.
Because I got my hands on a copy of her treatment (no, she never wrote an actual script) & I discovered that even most people who've debunked the story never read her pitch because it has nothing in common with The Matrix or The Terminator besides vague plot beats (a chosen one, robots used to rule over a society but not ruling the society themselves). It is, in fact, a new age-y evangelical Christian planet-hopping space opera filled with rants about the powers of the pyramids and the like. The treatment spends like seven pages raving about banks and the media before it introduces the hero, who is a literal, not figurative, Space Jesus. It ends with a mass sacrifice of his cultists followers to grant him power, an epic and stirring Jonestown moment, at which point the final battle happens over the course of a couple lines bc when writing a pitch for a movie five gazillion pages of lore is more important than detailing the climax of the film. There's a lot more to it than that (and tons of wild parts I never posted) but that's the gist
But every now and then in an interview, someone asks, "hey, why can't we find a story saying you won besides this dubious one?" And here is her explanation:
'The reason you have not seen any of this in the media is because Warner Brothers parent company is AOL-Time Warner... this GIANT owns 95 percent of the media... let me give you a clue as to what they own in the media business... New York Times papers/magazines, LA Times papers/magazines, People Magazine, CNN news, Extra, Celebrity Justice, Entertainment Tonight, HBO, New Line Cinema, DreamWorks, Newsweek, Village Roadshow and many, many more! They are not going to report on themselves. They have been suppressing my case for years.'"
So: Warner Bros owns the media. 95% of it. This explanation is wrong. But also it's...really funny.
The AOL-Time Warner merger had happened a few years before this, and it was already regarded as the worst merger in corporate history. Like. Historically bad. Far from ruling the world with corporate synergy up the wazoo, AOL-Time Warner was horribly disorganized, with most companies operating independently from one another and all of them at odds. There's a concentrated plan to destroy her from the dogshit company that couldn't do anything!
But it was never the case that they owned 95 percent of the media. They don't even own a lot of this list. Let's go one by one
New York Times: owned by the same family since forever
Los Angeles Times: owned at the time by Tribune Media, who owned several TV stations affiliated with The WB. Owning The WB affiliates never counted as "controlling the media" at any point, I think, but you know the old adage: "whoever controls the airing of One Tree Hill in the Los Angeles metro market controls the power........"
People Magazine: owned by Time, she's got this one
CNN: owned by Warner, she's got this one. Why MSNBC (owned by Microsoft and NBC at the time, though Microsoft was an absentee father already trying to sell it off) or Fox News (a network that spent like 25% of its time attacking Hollywood, often with claims that they target Christians!) never covered her story is left curiously unexplained. I don't know how far back Fox News' archives go, but I did search since I thought they'd be the most likely to cover this, and: no results
Extra: a celebrity gossip show owned by Warner Bros, she's got this one
Entertainment Tonight: owned by Paramount, a rival studio with every reason to report bad legal news for Warner Bros, and yet near as I can tell, they never covered this case. I'm starting to think it may not be true
Celebrity Justice: what the fuck is Celebrity Justice? It was...a short-lived & obscure celebrity gossip show that indirectly lead to TMZ?
HBO: owned by Warner Bros, she's got this one
New Line Cinema: so she's saying this one bc it had just produced Lord of the Rings. But while they're known for that now, we really should put it into context how much of an anomaly LotR was. New Line Cinema spent most of its history producing low-budget horror & comedy films, made Lord of the Rings, never produced another film with a similar scale, and were shut down a few years later. Actually, there's a whole story about how another film they released the same year as Fellowship of the Ring flopped so hard it effectively cancelled out its success & got the head of the company fired, but that's for another time. They were not so much Hollywood power players as a studio that accidentally lucked into the biggest film trilogy of all time in between Friday the 13th sequels, but they were owned by Warners, so
Dreamworks: never owned by Warner Bros at any point, it was straight up an independent studio at the time whose distribution deal was with Universal. It looks like they co-produced some films with Warner Bros, but they were never owned by them.
Newsweek: at the time owned by the Washington Post
Village Roadshow: they had a co-production and distribution deal with Warner Bros, but were an independent Australian company that made movies and theme parks. Again, a company collaborating with Warner Bros doesn't mean it owns them
"and many, many more!" She claimed the company owns 95% OF ALL MEDIA and she just gave up listing who they own after a dozen. And she was wrong about half of them! She had to resort to listing "Celebrity Justice" as a platform on par with the New York Times and just kind of shrugged at all the others. Clearly, you can't trust any press, besides Utah community college magazines
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eirenical · 13 days ago
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Just saw the play Good Night, and Good Luck streamed live from Broadway on CNN and holy SHIT. For a script written 20 years ago about events over 60 years ago, that is the most timely piece of media I've seen in a long time.
And the round table of journalists they had afterwards discussing the play and its relatability to the current crisis facing journalism in the US today was equally incredible.
I want to show this to all my students.
WOW.
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the-garbanzo-annex-jr · 16 days ago
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by Yonah Elias
CNN’s Bullet Analysis:
“Experts say the bullets were NATO standard 7.62mm.”
Yes. And also used by… literally every army in the developed world, including Hamas affiliates, Islamic Jihad, Hezbollah, Iran, Russia, and probably the Gaza Coast Guard (if that were a thing). But don’t let facts interrupt your award-winning fanfiction.
And as for your audiovisual analysis: I’m sorry, but geolocating a shadow next to a palm tree while assuming the direction of a bullet based on YouTube compression artifacts isn’t exactly court-admissible evidence. It’s what we call in the real world: “a really long guess.”
“The IDF says this never happened.”
And CNN’s response? “Well… we asked some people who hate Israel, and they said it did.”
Stunning journalism.
Imagine reporting on D-Day by quoting Goebbels, then saying, “Well, the Wehrmacht said the Allies attacked first.” That’s CNN logic.
The Cast of Characters:
Yahya Abou-Ghazala (who definitely doesn’t have any political bias)
Jeremy Diamond (CNN’s official “I stand with everyone except Israel” correspondent)
Abeer Salman (whose idea of balance is asking Hamas what kind of hummus they prefer before quoting them)
Gianluca Mezzofiore (whose name sounds like he’s here to explain why it’s actually Italy’s fault)
Mohammad Al-Sawalhi (certified “bullet whisperer”)
And last but not least: Madalena Araújo — whose job appears to be making CNN’s entire Gaza desk look like a UNRWA improv troupe
All of this is stitched together into what CNN generously calls “a report” but what looks more like the script for an Al Jazeera audition tape.
Let’s be clear:
CNN didn’t prove anything. They implied, guessed, cut, spliced, and emotionally manipulated. But the actual evidence? Zilch. No video showing IDF soldiers shooting. No direct footage of tanks firing. Just a pastiche of fear, musicless TikToks, and an overworked audio engineer pretending he’s in Saving Private Ryan.
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darkmaga-returns · 29 days ago
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STORY #1 - Joe Biden’s cabinet meetings were completely scripted, and the media covered it up.A bombshell exposé confirms what millions suspected all along: Biden was incapable of stringing even one sentence together, let alone running a country.According to revelations from CNN’s Jake Tapper and Axios reporter Alex Thompson, Biden’s cabinet meetings weren’t typical presidential briefings—they were scripted. Multiple camera angles were cleverly edited to hide his growing cognitive problems.Biden’s staff carefully coordinated questions with agencies in advance so the then-president could stick to scripted answers. Even short video messages had to be cut and pasted together because he couldn’t get through them.It was ALL fake, which raises a serious question: who was really running the show?For years, Americans who sensed something was wrong were smeared as conspiracy theorists spreading “cheap fakes.”But now Jake Tapper is suddenly admitting the truth, just in time to sell his new book.So what else did they lie about? Watch the full report with Maria Zeee to find out.
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verycleverboy · 3 months ago
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The Defense Department has taken down or plans to delete thousands of websites to comply with Donald Trump’s order eliminating diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) work from the federal government, including removing pages dedicated to topics like remembering the Holocaust and the September 11 terrorist attacks. Pages already taken down include an article about the experience of Holocaust survivor Kitty Saks, who later immigrated to the U.S., and an Air Force Academy cadet majoring in history describing his experience taking scholarly visits to concentration camps in Europe, according to a CNN analysis. Another page, from an Air Force sergeant, mentions the concept of “diversity” explicitly, but in an article for Holocaust Remembrance Week about the importance of protecting religious diversity and stopping discrimination. “Let us strive to be honest about what things we need to change to ensure that we are not silent bystanders, and therefore, participants in the evil deeds that lead to such devastating crimes against humanity,” the article reads.[...] Other Defense Department takedown targets bear little obvious connection to DEI, including pages about 9/11, veterans suicide prevention, and stopping sexual assault. Many of the up to 24,000 pages that could be purged were not submitted by individual units but rather identified using automated scripts, according to an email obtained by CNN.
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thebleedingwoodland · 9 months ago
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Another Work in Progress
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Mooncake Maker as default replacement for Fortune Cookies Maker from TS3 World Adventures in Shang Simla, China.
As you know, Fortune Cookies are cookies originated from United States of America, which is not correct to portray cakes/cookies/pastries that are supposedly from China.
Not sure to publish it because it feels not finished yet.
In Buy Mode CAS is alright: High resolution (1024), right texture.
After click finish to exit CAS mode, it reverts to Low resolution (default EA texture is 512) and wrong texture (bad UV-Mapping) for preset 1. Other presets have right texture, but in low resolution.
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So far the GeoStates (Full, half, empty states) are working.
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The mesh of Mooncakes are fine.
I'm not script modder, therefore cannot remove or change functionality of default EA's Fortune Cookies lucky number and paper thing.
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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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Mid-Autumn Festival is one of important events in Chinese calendar.
Falling on the 15th day of the eighth lunar month, it's celebrated primarily in East and Southeast Asia and is a time for families to gather to sample autumn harvests, light lanterns and admire what's believed to be the fullest moon of the year.
In 2024, the Mid-Autumn Festival, or the Moon Festival, falls on September 17. 
Mid-Autumn Festival became an official celebration in China during the Tang Dynasty (618-907 CE).
It was described as a day for emperors to celebrate the year's harvest by giving offerings to the moon and hosting a great feast.
Today, the Mid-Autumn Festival is an incredibly important family gathering – it's when "People and the moon reunite to form a full circle," as an old saying goes.
Mid-Autumn Festival is shrouded in myth. One of the most beloved – and tragic – pieces of folklore tells the story of how a woman named Chang'e became the moon goddess.
One of the biggest stars of the Mid-Autumn Festival is the Mooncake. The term "Mooncake" was first found in 1274 AD in author Wu Zimu's "Book of Dreams," and the first cookbook on how to prepare mooncakes was published in 1792.
While there are many variations of mooncakes, the most famous is the classic Cantonese version: a soft pastry filled with sweet lotus seed paste and savory salted duck egg yolk.
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By: Doug Mann
Published: Feb 25, 2025
Sometime around 2013 a new church sprung with, within a few years gaining millions of acolytes in the USA and its tributaries. They called themselves “woke.” Their creed was simple: take the egalitarian movements of the sixties and seventies, and exaggerate them to paranoid proportions.
They divided up the populations of the West by their core biological traits — their skin colour, their gender, and their sexuality — and assigned each group the black hat of oppressor or the white hat of victim. Of course, these traits could intersect: two or more traits could reinforce each other. And it didn’t matter if you personally were free of sin: ancestral guilt was good enough to be thrown into the moral gulag.
They went out into the world armed with this prophecy, quickly conquering academe, the mainstream media and bureaucracies, both public and private. HR officers became holy warriors, journalists party shills, and professors intersectional activists.
All of a sudden, “hate speech” was everywhere. To fight it, the end justified the means — whether it used shaming, censorship, social media mobbing, cancellation of respected leaders, arson or assault, the woke were sure that their struggle would lead to a morally just utopia.
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On the less violent side, they made sure that all institutions they controlled had DEI committees and staff inquisitors to stifle dissent and guarantee that the supposed victims got lots of high-paying jobs. Diversity became big business. Race hucksters like Ibram X. Kendi and Robin DiAngelo became respected scholars. Pronouns and black squares were inscribed on their digital banners as they went into battle.
The political parties of the “left” abandoned working-class politics, turning to the woke creed. They also seized control of the means of mass entertainment, plunging Hollywood into a decade of racial quotas and bad scripts. They destroyed the three major science fiction franchises in America and Britain in the name of equity. Comedy and art either went underground, or kissed the ring of the new regime, becoming bland propaganda. As a result, people tuned out, and started watching heterodox YouTubers and posting caustic memes.
It all came to a head in 2020 with the Covid pandemic and the death of George Floyd. As Antifa and BLM took to the streets to burn, loot and murder, Karens took to parking lots and dollar stores to ensure that everyone was masked and socially distanced. “Safety” was the new shibboleth. Screeching and name-calling became the order of the day.
Academics and bureaucrats teamed up with social media chiefs to make sure that we were safe not only from the virus, but from “bad ideas” like government crime stats and experimental science, with its wacky notion that drugs should be thoroughly tested before being used. As for the origins of the virus, it was probably a few rogue bats or pangolin spreading the biological equivalent of disinformation: best not think about it. Anthony Fauci became one of the revered saints of the new epistemological disorder.
This went on for about a decade.
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In 2017 Evergreen State College and Lindsay Shepherd showed us how the woke creed had sabotaged higher education. Saying the wrong thing on Twitter became a career death sentence. Donald Trump was president for four years, yet his reform efforts were constantly blocked by deep state operatives and women in pink hats. It looked for a while like the modern equivalent of the Holy Roman Empire, the inaptly named “progressive” left, would rule forever.
But slowly things changed.
People stopped watching the latest Disney films or CNN reports. Mainstream media produced so many hoaxes that their brands became synonymous with fake news. Joe Rogan, Tim Pool and Matt Walsh became household names in their new media spaces.
Gamers became tired of ugly gender-fluid heroes. Workers realized that their old political allies had abandoned them. At the same time, populist movements arose in North America, Western Europe and even as far south as Argentina. Though castigated as “far right”, they were in fact diverse coalitions of homeless leftists, libertarians, and forward-thinking conservatives.
Then the bell tolled.
Trump was re-elected at the end of 2024. On January 20, he sat behind a desk in the Oval Office piled with stacks of executive orders. One promised a return of freedom of speech, enshrined in the First Amendment. Two others promised the end of DEI and a freeze on gender inflation (it turns out there were only two after all).
Surprisingly, there were no mass marches of pink hats or black squares on Pennsylvania Avenue: Americans had had enough. Canadians had already indicated their love of freedom and nation in the streets of Ottawa in February 2022: the woke prince of Parliament Hill was stripped of his sanctified robes, his electoral defeat certain since the summer of 2023.
In a mythic return of the repressed, the fellowship dropped the ring of power into the volcano of democracy. The orcs of the woke left fell to their knees, tears on their cheeks, as they watched the fiery eye of their dark lord fade to black. Their time was over, and they knew it.
What was all this for?
All those charred buildings, destroyed businesses, suicides, firings, the loss of friends and spouses, the mental illness epidemic in the young? Your guess is as good as mine, though I suspect it had something to do with resentment, money and power.
What a long, strange, sad trip it’s been.
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candymay · 10 months ago
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Love your style. Love your responses. Love your clear, concise and reasonable response to things asked. As someone posted, it can get combative in these parts.
IMO ( not that you asked) i think the chemistry between A & T was real and beautiful to see. The residual high that carried them and the film to its heights was cute but life is life and things like that happen.
To quote Mr Pearlman, "it was a beautiful friendship...maybe more than a friendship."
I just don't really believe that it was more than that at this point.
Would it be EPIC if it were true, hell yea! It would be the love story of a generation. Someone needs to write the script for that movie!
Don't get me wrong some of the "evidence" is compelling. Some. A lot of things that are deemed "signals" seem really like things put into a subjective context to fit a specific narrative. In my mind, it has been 8 years and many relationships ago for both of them. I just don't see it. I would be happy to eat my own shoe if it turns out to be true.
I do love the support for Armie here though and it is worth sticking around for. I would like to be here when he does shine again. The fandom deserves a huge win.
Also on another post you were talking about the mechanics of a comeback and you are so spot on .. too much, too soon seems forced...The fact that his name is being mentioned again slowly is the best way. i despise this cancellation shit so much. It leaves no room for some people who may have screwed up, but owned it and deserve a chance at redemption.
I almost panicked when he posted about the Olympics becauseIi can't stand the thought that he might get shit talked to him in the comments.
thxs for reading.
Merci i dunno what to say but can we make fun of this story or what
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Someone*** (wink wink) said they should have CNN article at this nail bar but errrr 🥴🥴🥴🤪🤪🤪
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darkeagleruins · 8 months ago
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CNN is facing backlash for portraying a frequent Democratic donor as an undecided voter at a recent Harris scripted town hall
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justinspoliticalcorner · 7 months ago
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Keith Edwards at No Lies Detected:
Last Monday morning, I endured the spectacle of MSNBC hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski defending their post-election pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago, marking their first meeting with Donald Trump in seven years. As they sat there reading from a prepared script, blissfully arrogant and hypocritical, a now-familiar nausea washed over me. It began in late October, when Jeff Bezos — with billions of dollars of business before the federal government — instructed the Washington Post’s publisher to break 36 years of precedent and make no endorsement in the most consequential election of our lives. I felt it again last week when CNN’s Dana Bash bizarrely both-sidesed the somehow unknowable politics of neo-Nazis on the march in Columbus. It was clear to me, as I’m sure it was to you, that Joe and Mika were afraid of what Trump 2.0 would do to them, which Brian Stelter’s CNN later confirmed. (See my YouTube video for my initial reaction).
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Powerful media figures' craven capitulation to government power — before that power is even inaugurated — surely smacks of the preemptive compliance Snyder describes. Since we as Americans have no experience of authoritarian rule, speculating about what comes next is a challenge. To imagine what a returned Trump might do once in power, consider Russia’s experience during Vladimir Putin’s rise:  Four days after Putin’s inauguration as Russia’s president in May 2000, Russian federal tax agents raided the offices of NTV, one of the country’s few independent media outlets. NTV had pitilessly mocked the notoriously thin-skinned Putin; once he got to power, he wasted no time deploying the full force of the Russian federal government against it. Under the guise of financial crimes, NTV’s owner was swiftly arrested, imprisoned, and coerced into selling NTV to a pro-government conglomerate who would replace NTV’s journalists and make it a Kremlin mouthpiece. The following month, Putin summoned Russia’s most powerful business figures to the Kremlin where he made clear their new reality: Stay out of politics, and you all can keep your businesses, your wealth, and your freedom. In one fell swoop, the Russian state had cowed its media elites.
If you’re saying, “Well, that’s Russia and this is the United States,” compare the parallels between our country today and the Russia of 2000. Trump of course is pathetically sensitive to media criticism, and he has repeatedly made plain his intention to continue his weaponization of the federal government against his perceived enemies. Senate Republicans are eager to grant him his loyalist hacks as law enforcement officials (so long as they aren't generationally loathsome accused sexual predators!) who will unleash prosecutions against his enemies. As recently as today, Elon Musk — whose willingness to light money on fire extends from Twitter to Trump-Vance 2024  — has menaced MSNBC with a pro-Trump takeover. Meanwhile, social media and tech moguls fell over themselves to ingratiate themselves with Trump after his victory, having essentially shadowbanned political content prior to it. Trump moreover enters office with advantages Putin did not. He will be the first U.S. president with a media company of his own, which before Trump took a sledgehammer to our norms would have been unthinkable (though it worked out in Italy!). He enjoys the unlimited support of Elon Musk and his wholly owned and radicalized X, as well as of an emerging army of Gen Z podcast bros. Lastly, a rightwing legacy media propaganda machine consisting of Fox News, Newsmax, and OAN stands at the ready. A cinematic universe of Made-in-America state-run media served from your TV to your browser to your phone.
Dear Media: Do Nor Obey In Advance.
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the-most-humble-blog · 3 months ago
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👑 King of the World:
A Love Letter to the Benevolent Tyrant Who Totally Doesn’t Exist 🕳️
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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” —Some guy. Possibly high. Definitely right.
Let’s play a game.
Let’s say—hypothetically, allegedly, hilariously—that there is a literal King of the World. Not a metaphor. Not a corporate puppet. Not a UN committee member with a PowerPoint on sustainable sand exports.
I mean a real one.
A real-life Sidious in loafers and maybe a cardigan. Someone who smiles for the cameras, kisses babies, pats dogs, and casually decides who disappears in the night because they asked too many inconvenient questions.
You’ve probably never heard his name. That’s the point.
🛎️ The Setup: “He Just Wants Peace”
He’s just an old man. A grandpa, even. He doesn’t understand all this techno-talk and activism. He smiles like a nursing home got personified. He wears wool. His knuckles shake. He says “God bless you” a lot. He’s benevolence wrapped in linen.
Until, of course, you try to vote in a way that meaningfully disrupts the system.
Then suddenly:
Your files are gone
Your phone becomes radioactive
Your friend dies in a motorcycle crash (but he didn’t own a motorcycle)
Your Wikipedia page changes
Your tax record gets flagged
Your entire social circle turns cold overnight
All while his PR team posts a video of him petting a golden retriever.
📂 Strange Coincidences (That Keep Happening to Loud People)
Let’s catalog some real-life “oopsies”:
🔹 Journalists who expose war crimes and end up exiled, imprisoned, or suicided.
(“Suicided” means 2 shots to the back of the head and the note was typed in Comic Sans.)
🔹 Corporate whistleblowers who suddenly get hit by a train.
Or develop a degenerative disease. Or fall down the stairs onto a belt of ammo.
🔹 Leaders who say the wrong thing about the wrong lobby, and the next week they “have a heart attack” while jogging at 5am.
(He was 32.)
🔹 Billionaires who go rogue... and die in a submarine that implodes.
(And the news doesn’t break until the week after it happened.)
Almost like someone wanted a delay buffer so they could quietly write the script before CNN got the footage.
🪞The Devil You Know—But Can’t Prove
No, we don’t know his name. But we know what he does:
He doesn’t hold office.
He doesn’t need your vote.
He doesn’t trend on Twitter.
He doesn’t make speeches.
He makes decisions.
Through private rooms. Through puppet foundations. Through “friendly suggestions” whispered into the ears of presidents who thought they had free will.
🐍 The Kind King with the Knife Behind the Throne
Imagine this:
A man so beloved that even mentioning his name in the wrong tone sends three black SUVs to your grandma’s house.
He doesn’t raise his voice. He just raises his hand—and someone else pulls the trigger.
“I love you, citizen. You’re free to disagree. But if you do, I’ll have to squeeze your soul through your asshole, just to remind everyone else to shut the fuck up.”
And the best part? The punishment doesn’t look like fire and blood. It looks like graceful descent into irrelevance.
You won’t be shot. You’ll be digitally erased.
You won’t be tortured. You’ll be publicly mischaracterized as dangerous, deranged, or deeply unwell.
Because in the empire of silence, character assassination is more efficient than bullets.
🧠 Plot Twist: You Already Suspected This
You’ve seen it in the way dissenters disappear. The way the truth is always delayed. The way freedom looks more like a marketing scheme every year.
You scroll past conspiracies and say, “That’s too much.”
But deep down, your gut is whispering:
“That’s a little too real to be fake.”
📉 People Who Talk Too Much… Stop Talking
Ever notice how when certain voices get loud:
Their podcasts go dark
Their books vanish from shelves
Their assets freeze
Their “crazy ex” suddenly leaks something
Their YouTube gets copyright-striked by someone who doesn’t exist
Their plane has engine trouble
And yet somehow, the King never loses his smile.
🪦 Hilariously Mysterious Deaths: A Quick List of FAFO Victims
“FAFO” = Fck Around, Find Out*
📡 A cybersecurity genius said the NSA was lying. Two weeks later, he “hanged himself” from a doorknob with a shoelace.
🗳️ A politician exposed a global vote-rigging scheme. Collapsed in public. Declared “cardiac arrhythmia.” No autopsy.
📷 A former CIA tech guy tried to leak a vault. He vanished in a foreign country, declared legally dead. At 28.
💰 A billionaire investor warned the Fed was lying. His private jet “went off radar.” Never found. Wife remarried in a month.
Meanwhile, our King is waving in a sweater from a garden somewhere.
🎭 The Power of Kindness… as a Weapon
He doesn’t need to bark. He’ll just have his underlings offer you a deal:
“You can stop talking, keep your family safe, and walk away clean. Or keep talking, and we’ll test how far your spine bends before it shatters. In Minecraft, of course.”
👁️ But Wait—This Is Just Satire, Right?
YES. YES OF COURSE IT IS. THIS IS SATIRE. Totally a joke. Definitely not referencing any real people or regimes or historic events or names.
You’d have to be crazy to believe this kind of thing exists.
A world where one man, or one hidden collective, decides the fate of governments, currencies, lives, and legacies behind the scenes?
Absurd.
A world where “free speech” is tolerated only until it threatens legacy pipelines?
Nonsense.
A world where “democracy” is filtered through billion-dollar PR agencies run by arms dealers?
Silly! Go outside and touch grass!
🏁 Final Word:
If there were a King of the World… You’d never hear him roar. You’d only hear the echo of someone else going silent.
So laugh. Screenshot. Repost with jokes. Because this is definitely satire.
And definitely not a coded warning written in a language polite enough to survive content moderation but sharp enough to slice your brain open sideways.
⚖️ Free Speech Disclaimer: This post is 100% protected by the U.S. Constitution. Any resemblance to real-life monarchs of shadowy power is purely coincidental, metaphorical, and hysterically satirical. You’re crazy for even reading this. Go pet a cat. File your taxes. Smile for the drone.
Or don’t. And watch what happens.
🔥 Reblog if you know the real king doesn’t wear a crown—he wears silence. 💬 Comment if you’ve seen the power structure blink at you through a politician’s smile. 📩 DM if you’ve ever laughed your way through fear. 🔁 Share it before the archive gets wiped for “community safety.”
👁️ This was only Part I. The next piece is already too sharp for public release.
What happens when the King loses patience? What happens when the veil lifts and you see who’s really pulling the smiles?
📂 Part II will drop soon—but only inside the vault: 🔗 patreon.com/TheMostHumble
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oldgayjew · 9 months ago
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Please understand something ...
My blog is a collection of alternative items from the Goebbels Media stories that mimic each other because they follow a common script ... they, and the Useful Idiots they employ, are owned by the George Soros Open Society Foundation which scripts each day's propaganda ...
ABC - CBS - NBC - CNN - BSNBC - PBS - NPR - AP make up the World Economic Forum's alphabet soup that's fed to the public daily ...
Don't use my blog as a place to shout your opposition and then refuse to consider my side ... Use your blog to opine and to tell your side ...
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darkmaga-returns · 12 days ago
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Update (0900ET): Well that didn't take long. California Governor Gavin Newsom issued a statement on X that he will be suing the Trump administration over the deployment of the National Guard to bring a halt to the violent (but 'peaceful') riots spreading across LA:
"This is exactly what Donald Trump wanted. He flamed the fires and illegally acted to federalize the National Guard. The order he signed doesn’t just apply to CA. It will allow him to go into ANY STATE and do the same thing. We’re suing him."
It;s almost as if this is all scripted... but then again that sounds like a conspiracy theory, right?
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As Paul Joseph Watson detailed earlier via Modernity.news, the legacy media is repeating its 2020 farce of calling the violent rioting in Los Angeles “peaceful,” even as the city burns.
Despite hundreds of arrests and numerous reports of police officers being attacked with molotov cocktails, fireworks and other objects, along with widespread burning, looting and destruction of property, the mainstream press is still ludicrously insisting the chaos represents largely well-behaved ‘immigration protests’.
This echoes their treatment of the 2020 George Floyd riots, which were infamously described as ‘fiery but mostly peaceful’ by CNN while other outlets followed a similar narrative.
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primadcnas · 5 months ago
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ PROJETOS: ℬR♡ADWAY, TEATR♡ & 𝒞INEMA.
OS LAMENTÁVEIS. ( 2005, paródia de Os Miseráveis ) — Rebekah como Young Epopine.
SERVIÇO DE ENTREGAS DA KIMI. ( 2010, paródia de Serviços de Entrega da Kiki ) — Rebekah dublou Kimi.
OH MADONNA. ( 2016, paródia de Mamma Mia ) — Rebekah como Ali. 
TRILOGIA PRINCESMAN. ( 2019, paródia de Kingsman ) — Rebekah como Roxy Meng. 
HAMNET. ( 2019, paródia de Hamlet ) — Rebekah como Ophelia. 
SEVEN, THE MUSICAL. ( 2021-2022, paródia de Six, The Musical ) — Rebekah como Katherine Howard. 
HAMMOND. (2023-2024, paródia de Hamilton) — Rebekah como Eliza.
WITCH. (2024-2025, paródia de Wicked) — Rebekah como Elphaba.
V♡ICE INSP♡: philippa soo.  /  INSP♡S: rachel berry, sophie sherridan, madeline ashton, fanny brice, holly golightly, dorothy gale, sininho, clara bow, sharpay evans, mia colucci. 
⠀⠀⠀⠀ CURIOSIDADES & ℬ♡ATOS.
criou-se um boato na mídia que rebekah não sabe ler e que precisa da ajuda da sua equipe para aprender os roteiros e músicas dos projetos que participa. por mais que tenha provado que sabe ler — seu pai é professor de literatura, por deus! — tornou-se meme entre aqueles que não gostam da atriz. é fácil de encontrar fotos estáticas dela com textos brincando com o boato.
circula entre o círculo da broadway que rebekah estava prestes a fazer um papel clássico dos musicais, porém largou tudo quando lin gabriel mirando lhe chamou para ser eliza no musical hammond. quem a conhece sabe que esse era um dos seus papéis dos sonhos e não poderia perder a sua chance. 
sempre que finaliza algum projeto, rebekah dá uma festa temática para comemorar a finalização de um ciclo próspero.
sua superstição pessoal é usar sutiã e calcinha amarelos na noite de estreia de cada novo projeto, isso porque amarelo é a cor que simboliza prosperidade.
seus fãs adotaram o nome de fandom de donnies por conta da forma que muitos chamam rebekah de primadonna.
é fluente em inglês, mandarim e coreano. o último é porque um dos seus guilty pleasures é k-pop.
mantém um diário de todos os seus papéis no teatro, escrevendo reflexões, colagens, relatos do dia-a-dia e insights sobre cada personagem.
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