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[syn4k]

[fractangle]

[lesbian-vampyre]

NOW THIS IS THE PART OF THE SONG WHERE I LIKE TO TALK TO MY AUDIENCE. I LIKE TO TELL THEM THERES SOMETHING I WANT FROM YOU HEP CATS TONIGHT. I WANT YOU TO LOOK TO YOUR LEFT, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT, YOUR TWELVE O’CLOCK, THREE O’CLOCK, SIX O’CLOCK, NINE O’CLOCK, ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT AND I WANT YOU TO FIND THOSE POINTS OF NO RETURN, THOSE SINGULARITIES, THOSE BURNING RINGS OF FIRE IN THE BEAUTIFUL PUPILS OF THE BEAUTIFUL EYES OF THE BEAUTIFUL BOY, GIRL, NEITHER, BOTH OR IN-BETWEEN THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU TONIGHT, AND I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY SO SEAMLESSLY, LIKE-A-DREAMFULLY, SO BEAUTIFULLY, OH SO DUTIFULLY JAM THAT SQUARE PEG IN THE ROUND HOLE IN THEIR HEARTS! I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY DONT STICK OUT LIKE SORE MIDDLE FINGERS! THAT THEY CRAWL THEIR WAY UP THE SIDE OF THE BELL CURVE, STICK THEIR FLAG AT THE PEAK, AND SLIDE THEIR WAY BACK DOWN! I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM YOU LOVE THE WAY THAT THEY’RE NOT MALADAPTIVE, NOT MALCONTENT, NOT MALIGNANT OR MALEFICENT, BUT RATHER THAT YOU LOVE THEM! EXACTLY THE WAY THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS!!!!!!

[dollsahoy]

yeah, that lizard comic is cute, but if a lizard is nodding at you, that lizard is doing the lizard equivalent of YOU WANNA GO?? HUH?? YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME???

[from-cj-with-love]

HE SCARES ME.

[insanelyadd]

Super glad the UT and DR wikis moved off of fandom, that place sucks. Now if only I could edit Papyrus' page. Then it would be perfect (or at least much better). But no, they want people who want to edit the pages to join a discord. Why can't I just email someone with my List of Grievances.

Which include but are not limited to:

HE IS NOT OBLIVIOUS IN THE NO MERCY ROUTE! HE IS *pulls out megaphone*

THE ONLY CHARACTER WHO POINTS OUT THAT THE HUMAN IS COVERED IN DUST!!!!!

The wiki page also calls him oblivious an additional two times. What if I bit people. What then. Who could truly stop me.

Aren't Wikis supposed to like. ATTEMPT. Writing about the subject with a neutral tone? What's this horseshit where the author is OBVIOUSLY implying "You might think he's smart but he likes KID STUFF! THAT MEANS HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!!!" How about I hunt you for sport. How do you think every adult with toys from their childhood/toys they bought because they WANTED THEM feels reading this sentence that makes an unfounded assertion about this fictional character's intelligence based on something TOTALLY NORMAL.

*Wikipedia editor voice* [citation needed]

Okay so this is something that actually makes me SUPER angry. IT IS NOT STATED BY ANYONE, ANYWHERE, THAT PAPYRUS IS NOT PAID FOR HIS DUTIES AS A SENTRY. It is only stated that Sans pays all the rent. But what about electricity. Water. Cable. Internet. Food. Puzzle maintenance supplies. PAPYRUS STRAIGHT UP SAYS HE PAYS TAXES (the Snowdin Snowball Tax). As someone who is an Expert at being unemployed (I am disabled) YOU DO NOT PAY TAXES UNLESS YOU HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS YOU.

THIS MEANS HE HAS AN INCOME TAX. WHICH MEANS HE HAS INCOME.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Papyrus is BASICALLY the MAYOR OF SNOWDIN. UNDYNE IS HIS FRIEND!!! She's his boss too, so don't you think she would feel LIKE SHIT IF SHE DIDN'T PAY HIM TO MAINTAIN AND BUILD ALL THOSE PUZZLES? FOR HIS DAILY PATROLS? HIS REPORTS? Politics bear refers to Papyrus talking to Undyne as "politics".

And it all comes back to this ridiculous double standard people have for Sans and Papyrus where they assert Sans' Sentry work is paid (even though Undyne admits he does only just enough to not be fired), but Papyrus' isn't. Sans is a Darkner but Papyrus Isn't. Sans is secretly a Human but Papyrus Isn't. Sans is a Boss Monster (like Asgore and Toriel) but Papyrus Isn't. HELL SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE SANS IS IN THE ROYAL GUARD AND PAPYRUS ISN'T AND THAT'S HOW THEY JUSTIFY THINKING SANS IS PAID AND PAPYRUS IS NOT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

Anyways this post was incited by me checking the new wiki and seeing that not a single thing that bothered me about Papyrus' page from the old one has been edited. And the last time I checked it was August 30th 2021. Here's the post I made then, with screenshots I took on March 29th 2020. Yeah. The exact same biased writing for over 5 years. Maybe longer. I don't know when they were originally written.

[millenianthemums]

ONE. nothing wrong with me

TWO. nothing wrong with me

THREE. nothing wrong with me

FOUR. nothing wrong with me

ONE. something’s got to give

TWO. something’s got to give

THREE. something’s got to give

NOWWWWWWWW

[catfindr]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOUSE AND MY BAG RIPPED AND LOADS OF RUBBISH FELL OUT AND IT FLOODED THE HOUSE SO I RAN OUT THE WINDOW AS SOMEONE ELSE GOT BLAMED… I'M SO SORRY DREAM PERSON.

[ssslimyboy]

Patton: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!!

Thomas: What's up with Patton?

Logan: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Patton: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Roman, teary: ... It's working.

[undertalethingems]

APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME DRAWING MY FACE! WELL, THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE... THANKS TO THIS GUIDE, BY ME! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

OF COURSE, THIS IS JUST ONE METHOD... YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT IF IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU! BUT, I HOPE IT HELPS SOMEONE OUT THERE ACHIEVE THEIR DREAM OF DRAWING A CERTAIN VERY HANDSOME SKELETON.

AND IF YOU WANT TO DRAW A CERTAIN OTHER SKELETON, WELL, THERE'S A GUIDE FOR THAT TOO!

AND IF YOU WANT TIPS ON DRAWING ALL KINDS OF SKELETONS, CHECK THIS LINK OUTIE!

HAVE FUN!!!

[gremlinoffthestring]

Goodness. ISAT as things I've said before part FIVE!!

Save me from this self induced prison

Part four here!!! I'm not tagging them all now

plus one thing I did NOT say but my partner did <3

[nerdyenby]

Zane: can’t stop fucking dying

Jay: can’t fucking die

Kai: just some fucking guy

Cole: died without dying that one time

Lloyd: can’t fucking stay dead

Nya: just some guy- WHAT THE FUCK SHES IMMORTAL NOW- oh wait, nevermind

[dollsahoy]

Me: Oil your sewing machine!

Me, running after you, waving my hands: BUT NOT WITH WD-40!!!!!!

[cyber-therian]

my feed is all memes im tired of it… i need more alterhumans , therians , otherkin , otherhearted , etc mutuals

PLEASE INTERACT!!! IF U HAVE A PINNED AND I DONT VIOLATE UR DNI/U DONT VIOLATE MINE I WILL FOLLOW !!!

pls reblog :3!!

[insanelyadd]

NEW UTDR NEWSLETTER IS OUT!

It also said:

What did you think? Did you enjoy your Valentines? Well, let me tell you, that was only a fraction of what we've prepared. You see, there are slightly less than 50 different cards... So, trade with your friends to collect 'em all!!

ALSO LOOK AT THESE CUTE GIFS OF PAPYRUS!!! PAPYRUS MY BELOVED <3

HIS LITTLE STEPPY!!!! (sobbing)