#Cats are so silly

[shitmyroommatesaid]

“My cat is so afraid of grass that if we put him outside he eventually just vomits.”

[jeonsbabygirlsworld]

Bro I can’t stop watching this video, the voiceover makes it more funny 🤣

[cantankerouscatfish]

lmao I have some Tom Waits playing. Chessie was sitting on the desk/my arm. but then Rain Dogs came on and I guess the accordion was too much for her. left in a hurry. fine! be that way!!

[diabloku]

The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌

[im-overstimulated-and-im-sad]

I don’t think she’s giving it back…

[moom1nz]

my cat is always extra clingy in the evening and he follows me everywhere, which is pretty cute but gets kind of uncomfortable, when i am on the toilet and he just sits at my feet, staring at me full of contempt and judgement :(

like idk what to tell you man, YOU followed ME here sorry that it's a little stinky

[take-care-with-your-glasses]

Man I sincerely love cats.

Me cooking a bit of chicken for her: "Here, chicken."

My cat: Oh chicken!

Me: Have more.

My cat: Yikes, chicken!

Me: Ok I will take it off your plate then.

My cat: Wait wait, I'm not done with it!

[actual-corpse]

Me, doing laundry: Did you notice the towels everywhere?

Roomate 1: I saw the one in the floor. Why?

Me: Your cat got up on the table. I got up to help her down, and she freaked out. She knows she's not supposed to be on the table, so she tried to run and ended up knocking a glass of water over. Dumbass poured water on herself!

Roommate 1: THAT'S why Demi was damp.

Roommate 2: Did she get glass everywhere?

Me: No. The glass didn't fall off the table. Y'all would've known ig that happened. I'd be freaking the fuck out, worried the cat ended up with glass in her paws! No, I set glasses in the middle of the table because I have anxiety.

[crimeoflove]

MY BABY GOT BULLIED BY ANOTHER CAT AND SHES SO SAD AND INJURED;(( ❤️ my baby pls get better soon

[fiercd]

i could buy my cat all the toys in the world and she would still only be interested in the scrunched up post-it note that missed the bin

[themetalhiro]

[solidwater05]

I love when something catches a cat's attention when they're walking and they freeze in place in weird poses

[mad-raptorzzz]

I have two cats. One eats in a normal way. The other eats like they’ve never eaten food before. Then he looms over his sister like a monster and stares at her willing her to finish and leave him scraps. It’s great I’ll have to draw it.

[brbarou]

living war crime

[artharakka]

“Äiti itki. Isä lähti huoneesta. Vivian istui nurkassa ja kuunteli vaiti. Kissamme Minni hyppäsi vuoteelle ja käpertyi jalkojeni päälle ja kehräsi, sillä kehräämällä parannetaan sairaita.” — Emmi Itäranta. Kuunpäivän kirjeet

“Mom cried. Dad left the room. Vivian sat in the corner and listened quietly. Our cat Minni jumped on the bed and curled up on my legs and purred, for through purring the sick are healed.” — Emmi Itäranta. The Moonday Letters. Quote tranlated by me (unofficial)