#Crazy Old Man

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is the Crazy Old Man™️ of Gotham

So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago

Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!

Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!

Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!

It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!

He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.

He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!

He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events

He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)

He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)

He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"

He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.

He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.

He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"

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This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!

I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.

Later that night:

Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?

Batman: Wait wha-

...

Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!

Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?

Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.

Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)

[stgloria]

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[butterbolted-automaton]

ignatius?? yesssss...

(inspired by the lovely @funguslesbian​ !)

[mast3r-rainb0w]

[C] 'MY' Style: Lord Markhov (OC) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

An art commission made for a original character (OC) via DeviantArt. He’s a twisted old warlock whose also the bishop of a fictional cult revolving around chaos. This OC belongs to their respective owner(s), but the artwork was made by yours truly! Enjoy!

[yoan-le-grall]

✨Welcome on Tumblr B*tch✨✨✨

[lunettes-a-ninny]

i wish people didn't skip bishop myriel's part of the book

i'm not even gonna say "oh its so meaningful and bla bla". you know why i want people to read it?

IT'S THE FUNNIEST AND CRAZIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

you're telling me that this tiny old bishop SCAMMED THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THEIR MONEY SO HE COULD DONATE IT? don't underestimate bishop myriel guys he'll exploit your wealth

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[gibs85]

The Transdimensional Bard ~ Old man Gibs

In a medieval fantasy world, immerse yourself in a realm where diverse races – orcs, goblins, humans, tieflings, ogres, trolls, elves, dwarfs, gnomes, and half-bloods – coexist. A land filled with enchanting magic, dark and light powers waiting to be discovered. You unite your allies or go solo to confront dark forces, unveil hidden mysteries, and embark on a life-altering journey through a world…

[powerlesshero]

He gets like that sometimes...

[vannahrt]

“Today was a good day.”

[newergrowup]

The Boy And The Heron Is the first movie that instead of saying "the world we're giving you Is fucked up and horrible and it's up to you to fix it" went "i cannot balance this world anymore because im old and my time has come, so im giving you the choice to be my successor as the peacemaker or war instigator and i think you're worthy of... nevermind the fascist bird fucked it completely. go live your best mundane life and be happy to have loved ones" and i think thats beautiful

[astrid-beck]

I will never understand people who want Caleb to find some weird magical way to live longer not only bc it extremely obviously undermines everything that is poignant and crucial about him thematically but also because I think about old man Caleb and I want to start violently weeping

[pvppyjawn]

[beescake]

oh to trust another troll w a sharp object against yr head

[shikisei]

trying to find a brush i like

[shyshitter]

eileen’s favorite holiday is dean’s birthday bc it’s the only time sam lets himself get absolutely hammered.

happy belated, baby gurl <3