I just woke up from the coolest dream where Aziraphale and Crowley were in charge of earth, post-apocalypse 2 (God's orders!), and they had been married for like 7 years already, and since their anniversary was soon, Aziraphale was bursting to tell Crowley he wanted them to have a child together. The amount of heart-eyes in the dream was UNREAL. They were so happy together. 馃槶鉂わ笍 Also, for some reason, they got married on Cinco de Mayo and, although they had the South Downs cottage, owned several Scottish castles. 馃憖 The dream took place in one of those castles and it was gorgeous.
Anyway, Aziraphale did tell Crowley on their anniversary that he desperately wanted to have a child! Crowley kinda cocked his head to the side and wondered if it were possible. Aziraphale confidently said, "With God--and us--ALL things are possible." So they did the nasty and Aziraphale got very very pregnant and I woke up before the story could end, but I'm confident that afterwards Crowley got very very drunk. 馃ぃ馃檲馃コ
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aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we鈥檙e told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they鈥檙e going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will
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communicatio in sacris by @voluptatiscausa
more art for vol, because these fics changed something in me okay!!
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(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 馃帀馃帀馃帀
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people already out there like "that was a straight guys who dont know how to kiss men kiss" and im like
a) how dare you imply david tennant wouldnt put his whole pussy into kissing a man for drama
and b) they are literally two celestial beings who to all knowledge have NEVER bothered with physically loving anyone, they have no reference or experience, no concept of the reality of it. its the desperate last chance of a being who so horribly wants to know and a being so horribly afraid to learn
its about the intent. about the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object in a devastating display
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
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I just need them to hug, ok?
late night sketch
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Yo, another kiss in s3 would be great, but have you considered Aziraphale and Crowley laughing while kissing
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A close shave馃槏鉂わ笍
Sometimes demons need maintenance.
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these two kissed one time and now that's all they think about, can u believe this!!
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