#Crypto

[elalmadelmar]

95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

[theonion]

Crypto Investor Tortures Man In Attempt To Steal Bitcoin Password

A 37-year-old cryptocurrency investor was charged with kidnapping a man and beating, shocking and torturing him for weeks inside a luxury townhouse in downtown Manhattan, all in a scheme to get the man’s Bitcoin password. What do you think?

[mysharona1987]

They paid one million dollars for a meal that makes airline food look like The Ritz, lol.

[ararebreedstory]

For the longest time, when people would say "Cryptocurrency," this is what I'd imagine.

[michellexotta]

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[liberalsarecool]

Mar-a-Lago serving shitty meals to shitty people is the definition of 'suckers and losers'.

[bitchesgetriches]

Can we be done with cryptocurrency now? Please?

We've been on this train for a while now:

Investing in Cryptocurrency is Bad and Stupid 

[gwydionmisha]

The goal is to drain the treasury of valuable assets to give Trump and a handful of his mega-donors by buying up their scam bitcoin. This will be a massive transfer of taxpayer money directly into the pockets of billionaires.

This is NOT a coincidence:

Now is a great time to tell your Senator's to oppose Cynthia Lummis' Crypto bill.

If you can't safely contact them in person, here are some other options:

Five Calls to your critters: https://5calls.org/

Here is one that will send your reps a fax: https://resist.bot/

[trainsinanime]

People keep saying that NFTs are worthless now, and always have been, but that's not true. Yes, there has been a lot of criticism and video essays and websites around the topic. But the truth is that even now, NFTs are actually worth something, at least in Germany.

Specifically 10€ worth of groceries.

German supermarket chain Kaufland has a deal where they give you a 10€ gift card if you give them your old (have to have owned them for more than three months) NFTs, which will then get displayed on their "wall of lame". It's 10€ per person, no matter how many NFTs you give them, but still, 10€ is a really good deal at this point no matter how many NFTs you have. If you stick to store brands then you can stretch this pretty far.

Now, some might say that this is just a cynical marketing ploy, an attempt to promote the supermarket chain by appealing to all of our Schadenfreude about one of the most controversial tech topics ever until AI came along. And that's because that's absolutely true.

But on the other hand it is also very funny.

[cheekios]

Last Cartridge of Insulin

This is an URGENT REQUEST as I cannot go a day without insulin. Currently I am unemployed through no fault of my own. I do not have insurance so I will have to use GoodRx. My insulin is called Afrezza. It costs around $450-$490 depending on the pharmacy I go to.

Goal: $450

CA: $HushEmu

PP: emuslayter@gmail.com

Currently I cannot drive because my only pair of perscription glasses are broken. So I will also need help with ubers. Please.

I’d like to stress that not taking insulin daily is deadly. This is a medical emergency. Begging for this request to be filled.

Informative read:

https://www.healthcentral.com/condition/type-1-diabetes/how-long-can-a-diabetic-go-without-insulin

[theonion]

Boasting that they were about to become “gajillionaires” thanks to their technological innovation, the Trump boys reportedly hooked a dollar bill up to a potato Tuesday in an attempt to make cryptocurrency. “Uncle Elon told us all about how crypto works, and now we’ve built a mining rig that’s gonna make us free money!” a visibly excited Eric Trump said as he and Don Jr. fiddled with the wires protruding from a medium-size russet potato and explained that SpudCoin was currently worth infinity dollars. “You touch one end of the wire to the number part of the dollar, where the money is stored, and then touch the other end to a potato for the electricity. 

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[facts-i-just-made-up]

I know I shouldn't have googled him after all these years but it's no surprise Sgnörvu owns a cybertruck and trades crypto now:

That slimy asshole, some eldritch beings get everything handed to them in life.

[michellexotta]

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[liberalsarecool]

Same idiots who say Social Security is a Ponzi scheme are pushing crypto.

Social Security has not missed a payment in over 85 years.

[catchymemes]