#DD and FM

[thatawkwardbryce]

Looking for a swim with a friend, well have no fear! Glory is here.

This Sea Serpent shall be your guide to the sunken gardens, and act as your guardian while exploring!

In many parts of the game there are pools and rivers for her to appear through so you can talk to her, her tunnels acting as fast travel for the game.

ALYSSA MARTINS CAR WAS FOUND IN HAPPY HOLLOW LAKE COMPLETELY EMPTY

She also may or may not have a crush on Rex~

Play our game today!

Art by @screamsofanoutlawbrain

[mikeywayarchive]

Trent FM Arena Nottingham, Nottingham, UK // Feb 19th 2011 // Becky Tate

[indierokkers2005]

if a random ship or character makes you so upset that you constantly have to post about how much you dislike said ship or character maybe you should log off the internet idk

[aizawabemyhusband]

Aizawa being truly your husband.. that is… behind closed doors of course..

Disclaimer: DD/LG dom/sub (same thing I think..?) cock and balls worship, body worship, oral (both m&fm) hair pulling, bj, choking, pillow princess, Cow girl, anal, double penetration marking, panty stuffing… pet names: slut, daddy, master, kitten, baby, angel.

MDNI, if you do I’ll tell ur parents.

In public, Aizawa was the sweetest husband, holding bags filled with Birkin, Velour, Couture, Gucci, those Lous heels you saw last week, garage with a couple of BMW’s that Mercedes G wagon, the family car of course (but you didn’t have kids YET.)

That necklace, those bangles and that pair of hooped earrings? “I’ll buy it if you bend over and let me smack it” is what he always said, and you wouldn’t even have to cause he’d buy it all anyway, and that’s what he did, he spoiled you with money and sex, lots of love and the dream of kids one day. In LEVI’S dressing rooms trying on jeans that hugged your ass perfectly, he’d get right up behind you and kiss the back of your ear and gently rub up on your hips, making sure he liked the way the jeans fit you. those purple Jordan ones? “Yea baby, we’ll get em’ right now.” That designer hoodie? “Lemme grope your boobs in it to see if it fits baggy how you like it.”

Always teasing you, he was used to it and so were you, but today, you were both really horny. Behind closed doors… he was your daddy and you were his little girl, trained to obey, you had asked him for permission to play with yourself while you cooked dinner.

“Daddy can I play with my ass while you cook dinner? I wanna try the new butt plug you ordered for me.” And of course he’d say. “Yeah baby, but when we’re done eating dinner that pussy’s mines.” You smiled and walked upstairs to your room, undressing and putting on his favorite lingerie set, you didn’t like it because it showed your stretch marks, but he didn’t care, he kissed right over them just he would with all the rest of your tummy and thighs, it was a purple set that had a thong for panties and a very thin bra for the upper half, you grabbed a dildo and the butt plug and began.

You started to gently suck the dildo softly moaning just like how you would for your 9 inches husband, you then stop to get on your back and push the panties aside, pushing the butt plug in gently, moaning softly, you pushed the dildo in your pushy and started to pathetically fuck your self as you moaned softly, “It’s not Daddy’s cock though..” you thought to yourself, you came before any other thought, something you were allowed to do without daddy’s permission.

He was very lenient with you, you were his little girl, he loved you, after you came you licked off the cum and pushed it back inside your “princess pussy” where it would stay, you put one of his hoodies on and walked down stairs, you gently kissed his cheek and he smiled. “Did you have a good time? Took you less than expected, daddy heard you moaning. Kitten.” He said and smiled again as he hugged you and groped your ass.

“Go sir down for dinner baby.” He says and kisses your cheek and smacked your ass gently for you to go sit down, you sat down right next to daddy, waiting to be arced dinner, while eating he groped your thick thunder thighs, gently rubbing your clit a little as a tease. once it was time to clean dishes, you both skipped it and went straight to the bed room, he carried you and sat down on the bed and set you ontop of him.

“Strip for me please, baby angel.” He softly said and rubbed your cheek, you nod and take of the hoodie, revealing his favorite lingerie, he gently teased your nipples through the fabric, you were quite vocal appositions to him so you whimpered just a bit. He gently pushed the bra up and off your body and groped softly.

You gently took of the panties and turned around to kiss his big bulge, you gently pushed down his pants and boxers while he played with the pre- soaked dildo, gently pushing it in and out, you softly moaned and looked back at him before you started to suck his 9 inches, quickly taking him into the back of your throat, he didn’t help you cause he knew you had it but he held your hands back cause he didn’t enjoy it as much with hands. You sucked your cheeks in softly while he spoke behind you.

“Who knew the goddess I worship would be sucking my cock, my goddess has such beautiful holes and an ass, my goddess is such a slut, I love how my goddess worships my cock..” he softly moaned, he came pre maturely in your throat but quickly bounced back quick, he moaned as you turned around, by then he had taken the dildo our with you noticing.

“What a pretty surprise waiting in my kittens pussy, gimme sloppy kisses before you ride baby, I don’t care you just swallowed cum.” He said and started to kiss you, spitting in your mouth and sucking on your tongue drool everywhere on your guy’s lower faces and chins, he slid the dildo in your mouth and you obediently sucked, but you took it out to speak “Master, can I ride you?” He slapped your face “Did I say the slut gets to speak?” You smiled and giggled “No master.” He shoved the silos into your mouth and chocked you on it, pulled you by your hair to sit on his face and let him eat you out.

He eats you like a hungry homeless man, pushing against sensitive spots you didn’t even know were there with his tongue, when he was done you had came three times, he stuffed your panties into your pussy and began to make out with you again, as he did he gently took them out just to hear you moan, mewl and whimper, you roe him for the time span of 5 minutes before he topped you because you were “Too slow” he just liked making you feel good.

You were always pillow princess. He fucked you mercilessly till dawn, raw with no condom, drool and his spit everywhere on your face, he often bit your shoulder as he chocked you while he came, and when you guys were done you fell asleep just to cock warm him and go again in the morning…

but of course, no one knows that since it’s just being closed doors…..

Please repost and tag me if you do, like if you enjoyed and comment if you want aftercare part, thank you for reading byyyyyye!💖💖💖

[ilovealonelystar]

Random thought of the day:

I'm mildly obsessed with DD's 不忘 Bu Wang from the Thai FM ❤️‍🩹

Source

This whole presentation is so emotional; his insanely pretty eyes with a hint of tears and the subtle smile at the end when he sings the last verse “Is it possible to forget? I watch all these people pass and I cannot forget you. But you are by my side, unharmed since we last met.” 🥺

[postsofbabel]

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[strict-consistent-wifey]

Hi, first I would like to thank you for your posts, they are so true what you write about a Fm DD relationship. I live in one and am so thankful to my wife that she holda me accountable. What I would like to ask is whether there are post-orgasm spankings present in your relationship? My wife uses them sometimes when the behaviour or tantrums happen to many times or repeatedly and they are way more painful then normal punischments. If you dont, have you discussed them?

Thank you in advance

Thanks for the question. We haven’t explore this, but we’ve also been very diligent in keeping discipline separate from intimacy. There is a start and a stop to punishment and I don’t want to blur those lines.

[woofs-silly-ships]

Possible new f/o alert!!

Wanted to listen to some new Halley Labs albums, but due to the internet archive breach chaos I had to download stuff from em’s backlog instead! Ended up stumbling upon DDDDX2:DD: FM JAMS (freaking amazing album btw, I just found it but it’s awesome, go listen it’s freeee >:D /nf) and a silly doggo on the cover caught my eye! Turns out his name is Rosewell and he’s from a cancelled sequel game produced by em more than a decade ago, dang

Still trying to get a version of the thing downloaded to play or just trying to find footage, I really want to dig into the files and find some sprites of the silly >:D

So far, I’ve got this!

Still debating if I’m gonna have him as a romantic f/o but he’s definitely attractive to me sooooo probably lmao

If I do f/o the silly then literally everything will have to be headcannon because I am working off two images and a dream 😅

[glg-archive]

welcome to glg-archive!

i reblog xlx and x4x terms. this blog is unaligned on discourse.

the key for the shortenings i use is under the cut. it's a collection of as many as i could find (as well as some i made up myself), with no repeats. it's also not just genders either despite the blog name.

if you're the coiner of any of the below terms and you want the shortening changed, or if you want your term added to the list, let me know!

A - agender AB - abinary ACE - asexual ACRYST - oracrystular AE - aurethesia AETH - aetherine AH - anisohormonal AI - ainuline ALIA - aliagender ALLI - allion ALT - altumen AM - ambonec AMORETTO - valovarose AN - androgyne ANGE - angelichti ANB - anonbinary ANM - anemoire ANNB - androgynous nonbinary APH - aphelean APL - aplatonic APO - apogender APR - aporagender AQ - aquarine AQP - aqueerplatonic ARO - aromantic AROA - aroace AS - aspec ASEN - asensual ASTIA - aneastian AT - atrinary ATG - aeterignis ATN - aeternic ATX - aeternix AU - autigender AUTI - autistic B - binary BETREER - gloeyeeric BG - bigender BGF - bigenderfluid BLANK - genderblank BN - binaryn't BU - butch CA - carrifestex CAT - catgender CATACLYST - extinclypse CG - carnoguron CH - chaokleine CM - cis man CN - caiene CR - crystaline CT - comuniterm CW - cis woman CWV - ciwavia CY - cyberaveir D - demigender DAEM - daemoniaku DAR - darcluberis DAT - datesime DB - demiboy DBX - dubstextro DC - demicis DD - dardowffin DEU - deursity DG - demigirl DI - dimensen DIA - diastine DK - drag king DQ - drag queen DRE - dreandna DROTIO - liquldrotion ECCE - eldorr EK - elekissal EP - epicene EV - everithe EX - existerra EXL - exulancian FB - femboy FE - femme FEM - feminine FER - feruvel FG - faunagender FLFU - fluidflux FLRG - floragender FLUX - genderflux FM - femman FNB - fem-aligned nonbinary FRE - freelekour FUR - furrean GEM - gemgendered GF - genderfluid GFAU - genderfaun GFK - genderfuck GFLR - genderflor GG - gothgender GNC - gender nonconforming GOOZER - oozsteren GOT - gorture GP - genderpunk GQ - genderqueer GV - gendervoid GVA - gender variant H - human HD - hedoxine HK - hardkoria HM - headmate HOW - howabeiyn HR - occunous HV - hivensect HYP - hypnoceras HYR - hyperromantic HYS - hypersexual I - intersex IB - inbissiec ICG - icegender IG - intergender IMO - imosril IND - indetermined INS - instinctant INVER - invernoric IP - ipsogender IREN - musirenar ISO - isogender ITH - itherine J - juxera K - kenochoric KIMED - kimeditive KV - kasvionan L - luxine LB - loverboy LENEL - bachiangest LES - lesbian LIB - libragender LM - lumenoir LP - lepritch LSB - lesboy LTM - lestroy LUNI - lunian M - man MA - macarshric MASC - masculine MCH - mechaneve MG - multigender MGAY - mspec gay MI - mione MIN - minalence MIS - mislypec MLES - mspec lesbian MN - monachoric MNB - masc-aligned nonbinary MOPO - polymono MTURI - mspec turian MUS - musicgender MV - maverique MW - manwoman N - neutral NAU - nauticaean NB - nonbinary NBM - nonbinary man NBN - nonbine NBW - nonbinary woman NC - non-cis ND - neurodivergent NE - neutrois NEOP - neopronouns NEP - neptunic NG - neurogender NH - nonhuman NM - non-man NR - nurse NTH - nethros NU - null NW - non-woman O - outherine OB - objectum OBK - objectkin OMINGEL - angelettric ORANIV - floranivor P - pangender PA - patient PALETTE - paletelour PF - polyfluid PG - polygender PNC - pronoun nonconforming PV - proxvir Q - queer QM - queer man QW - queer woman RICUS - mirricusion RISMON - daemyrui ROSET - rosetoric RS - rosenion RVL - revulamour S - slasherval SB - subtliden SM - system member SN - sanguirum SOLI - solian SP - soporine STELLI - stellian STIOUN - constiounth SYN - synthroin SYSTF - system transfem SYSTM - system transmasc T - trans TAGEN - transagenrine TAPO - transaporine TB - tomboy TDRO - transandrogynous TE - tenethesia TECHIE - futechinel TFEM - transfem TFM - transfemmasc TG - turigirl TH - therian TM - trans man TMASC - transmasc TMAV - transmaverine TOMNI - transomnine TN - transneutral TNC - trans nonconforming TR - terine TRB - techrobai TRI - trigender TVD - transvoid TW - trans woman TX - tudexitii TXE - transxenine UNB - unaligned nonbinary UR - uranic V - valene VLV - valovarose VISCUS - nikutcheral VL - velocier VP - vampgender W - woman WF - warfaren WIST - wisteric WV - warrven X - xenic XE - xenogender XB - xenoboy XG - xenogirl XM - xenic man XW - xenic woman ZAB - zabainal ZG - zodiacgender 0 - none 2S - two spirit

tags with no change/shortening: allo, any, bear, bi, cub, femmasc, ficto, hunk, mspec, omni, otter, pan, ply, twink, twunk

[thatawkwardbryce]

Lollypop the Jester and Clown of this Carnival/Circus of fun!

They're sure to make you laugh from their silly antics

But they're also sure to scare in the Madhouse! A massive spooky funhouse full of tricks, treats, and scares!

Want to see more of them? Be sure to check out my story!

Art by @screamsofanoutlawbrain

[twilight-deviant]

It's a great coincidence I was following your novel (about my favorite couple Matt and Fisk) on ao3 and it was perfect and amazing ✨🤍 I opened the tumblr app a few days ago it's my first time, the experience was great, I couldn't believe that I would find you here too 🐣❤ What attracted me the most to open the tumblr app is your drawings they are very beautiful ✨ I hope that when you write the next chapter you add more drawings 😊❤ I'm happy to meet you here and happy to write for you and happy with your novel and I'm waiting for the next chapter 😊❤❤ Bye, I hope you and all your followers have a nice day 🤍🐣

Oh, thank you! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) You are the absolute sweetest. Welcome to tumblr. ♥

It's funny but it's not the first time I posted Fisk/Matt content in one place and had someone like, "I recognized your username from other place." This is the notoriety I want. People seek out FM content, and I'm always there. 🤣 Whether it be AO3, Pillowfort, youtube... I also have a @fiskmatt sideblog here on tumblr, if you're interested. It's mainly just a once-daily queue of stuff.

You can find most of my newer art on PF or this AO3 work specifically for new DD art. (I need to upload some of my older stuff in it for archival purposes tbh.) I'll still post silly, quick chibi art here on occasion though.

Anyway, I actually do have art for the next chapter. Hah. It's not a new one though. It's this older art from before I decided to finally start writing the whole fic out. I don't know if there will be more art in future chapters of the fic. I'll have to see if any moments really inspire me. I wish I could draw so much stuff all the time, but alas, I am very slow at drawing. 😅

I can share WIP arts of other stuff?

Cause, ya know, it's MerMay and all that. (I'm ignoring that I started this last May and didn't finish. Pfft.) Based off this mermaid AU oneshot that maybe I'll expand on one day idk. I like to think about the universe every now and then.

And here's another WIP art for a WIP fic. I can't give you context right now, but it's an 8-chapter fic I'd like to finish/publish when I complete my current one.

Have a lovely day~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[duckapus]

Incorrect Quotes (ssenmodnaR Edition)

Now that it's been a while since "It's Gotta Be Perfect," SMG4's once again feeling comfortable with the idea of being more ambitious with his videos. Thankfully he has learned his lesson and won't be striving for perfection, and he also won't be trying to go it alone. Instead, he's taking inspiration from the man he was designed as a self-insert of and putting together a production crew (of actual employees, not enslaved Toads. That's another low point he doesn't want to go back to.

Next up on the applicant list is Baljeet, for some reason, who's been asked to put together a meme compilation as a test of his editing skills.

"Alright kid, show me what you got."

"Of course," he moves to hit the play button, but pauses to add, "I should warn you, however, that it is a bit... strange, at certain points." He hits the button before 4 can ask what he means.

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FM: *gestures incredulously at a car* Who parked their car...

*the view shifts slightly to reveal a jpeg of a BLT under one of the tires*

FM: On my sandwich!?

Steve: I did!

FM: *gets so angry he explodes into a coin*

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*MarioMario54321 and Tari face each other on a version of final destination, with MM wearing a Duel Disk and Clench transformed to fulfil the functions of one*

MM: You ready?

Tari: *grins* Born ready.

MM: Well then... *starts using the Yu-Gi-Oh! intro Yami voiceclip* It's Time to D-D, DD-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *D-ing continues as he starts spazzing out*

Tari:

Clench: 'da fuk?

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Elanore: *runs around in an office building, throwing raisins around like confetti* RAISINS! RAISINS! THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!

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Meggy: *wandering through what's clearly a Zelda dungeon for some reason*

Random Evil Wizard Dude: *appears from the shadows, pointing menacingly with a staff* Stop right where you are, Maddy.

Meggy: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?

Wizard Dude: I have approximate knowledge of many things.

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Desmond: *sitting on a bench, minding his own business*

Franky: *rises up behind him* I can smell you.

Desmond: *jumps up in shock while yelling in Homer Simpson's voice*

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MM: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Perry: *assumes a fighting stance in the middle of a warehouse while Doof does an evil laugh off-screen*

Doof: You are too late, Perry the Platypus! I am now... *drives on-screen in a forklift* FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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*this would work better in a visual format, just picture Paige doing the same actions as the music video while Crabcake keeps showing up in the areas they point out in funny poses*

Paige: Now everything smells like salmon!

My shirts!

My couch!

My sheets!

If I had a couple more square feet,

I imagine this would not happen!

Everything smells like salmon!

Straight-up salmon.

Smell it from the bed to the door,

when you're living in a space that's not much more than a cabin,

well sometimes this happens

Everything smells like salmon.

FUCK IT UP ANDI!

Andi: *epic keyboard solo*

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Avatar Kirby: *reenacting Speed of Kirb...through the Showgrounds, while the SMGs watch him through the coffee shop's window with resigned annoyance*

SMG3: I'm not helping him if he pisses off Marty.

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*back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! duel, Tari and Clench have resorted to playing against each-other while they wait for MM to hopefully pull himself together*

Clench: ...Well this sucks.

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*The Abyss and Juliano are in the middle of a fancy restaurant...for some reason*

The Abyss: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I can't remember which.

Juliano: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

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Mario: Fuck you, Baltimore!

Bob: If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,

Mario: You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hells Cars!

Bob: Bad deals!

Mario: Cars that break down!

Bob: Thieves!

Mario: If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,

Bob: You can kiss my ass!

Mario: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker-

Bob: You'll fall for this bullshit!

Mario: Guaranteed!

Bob: If you find a better deal,

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bob: You heard us right!

Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass.

Bob: Bring your trade!

Mario: Bring your title!

Bob: Bring your wife!

Mario: We'll fuck her!

Bob: That's right! We'll fuck your wife!

Mario: Because at Big Bill Hells,

Bob: You're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Mario: Take a hike!

Bob: To Big Bill Hells!

Mario: Home of Challenge Pissing!

Bob: That's right!

Mario: CHALLENGE PISSING!

Bob: How does it work?

Mario: If you can piss six feet in the air straight up-

Bob: -and not get wet-

Mario: You get no down payment!

Bob: Don't wait! Don't delay,

Mario: Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Bob: Only at Big Bill Hells!

Mario: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

Bob: Hurry up, asshole!

Mario: This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

Bob: And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Mario: Go to hell!

Bob: Big Bill Hells Cars!

Mario: Baltimore's filthiest,

Bob: And exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

Mario: Guaranteed!

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*several robed figures stand in a circle around a chained up Teletubby*

Robed figures: Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison... (yes, they are actually chanting the words "chanting in unison" in unison. it's even an actual voice clip from the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.)

Luigi: *opens a door to whatever room these guys are in, sees what's happening, and swiftly backs out the way he came*

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Hex: *dancing to Buck Bumble's theme music*

fucking Jerry the Goomba kid: Buck Bumble sucks, ya dumbass!

Hex: *the music stops with a record scratch and she slowly turns her head to look at him with a vacant expression*

A Few Seconds Later

Hex: *back to dancing, now with Jerry's burning corpse off to the side*

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MM: DDDDDD-DUEL! *finally done, he looks up to see that Tari got tired of waiting and left* Ah, crap.

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"...The hell was that?"

"That is what I said! Oh sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! It definitely will not make no sense without context! I do not think some of them are even from our universe, and I am not sure how that is even possible!"

"Well...it's at least well-edited? Might work as part of a "Ssenmodnar" video or something, we haven't had one of those in a while. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you later, alright?"

After he leaves, Baljeet sighs and looks back at the monitor, "I need better clips."

[the-legend-luci]

Mutual Awards! (Pt2)

The Award for the funniest gose to...

@dante-enthusiast/@jupiter-fm! Or should I say sopping wet- ANYWAYS ENOUGH ABOUT HOW THAT LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR ART❗first off you translate a sketchy Art style in digital flawlessly!!! Your art has the perfect balance idk how to explain it but your art never looks messy like ever which is really hard to accomplish with a sketchy art style. ALSO YOU DRAW POSES SO GOOD OMG??? IDK IF IT'S PINTREST AND TALENT BUT YOUR POSES ALWAYS LOOK SO GOOD!!!

Jupi's Award

And the prize :D

Ever since I saw her like 2 months ago I've wanted to draw now I finally have an excuse :9

The Award for the sweetest goes to...

@rainylexa!YOUR LITERALLY SO SWEET IN DMS YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE I AM 😭 anyhow your art it's so yummy:○ To be more specific the way you stylize faces ITS SO GOOD IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BUT IN A GOOD WAY OMG AND YOUR SKETCHES THEY HAVE SO MUCH PERSONALITY. They all have such distinctive vibes if that makes sense :DD

Rainy's Award

And their prize

Don't get mad at me but I drew yours first the realized I couldn't keep this up for everyone's so its in a diff artstyle I'm so sorry 😭

The Award for the best animator...

@thelovelydoggycatmadi! OMG WHERE DO I START??? FIRST OF YOUR ANIMATIONS ARE SO CLEAN HOW LONG DO THEY TAKE I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS THEY LOOK SO GOOD!!! Your art poses are so good so good! AND YOUR COLORS THEY'RE SO YUMMY!!

Madi's Award

And their prize

Zane

Unfortunately, I can only do 10 images per post so I'm gonna have to do this in increments of 3😞 please check out all of them I want all my mooties to get well-deserved recognition 🙏🙏

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[countlessrealities]

Any of the muses have Christmas plans? :DD

Unprompted asks || Always accepting !

"G-General verse? S-Same shit we do every year. J-Jerry playing housewife, h-his parents and their boyfriend coming over, w-we all pretending to be great and merry...A-All that stuff. I-I'm way fuckin' more excited for the other continuities. O-Or well, some of them."

His expression softens a little. "W-With Rick, we do the same family stuff, b-but with both families and...h-he just makes everything better. I-I actually like that Christmas shit, w-with him there." Because his counterpart makes him happy, no matter what. "T-Then I guess the two of us will have shared guest i-in some verses. Fish...d-damn, that is going to be fuckin' awkward...an-and, uh, Clarissa. T-That one is gonna be fuckin' tense...u-unless we do a Chance version an-and shit, now that would be a nice one. An-And then there's my and Morty's local Grinch, Petal." A snort. "S-She's gonna bring all the booze 'c-cause she fuckin' hates Christmas. T-Too bad for her, b-but good for me."

"W-What will be real fuckin' annoying is tha-that I'll have to put up with M-Morty's goddamn crushes. T-The other Fish isn't too bad, b-but why the fuck did he have to go an-and date his boyfriend's girlfriend too? G-Geez."

"Uh, R-Rick sort of summed up stuff for me too. I-I'm not looking forward to, y-you know, seeing the Ricks being on eggshells b-because of...their Clarissa situation. I-I hope Summer and I can help, w-with Fish too. T-They are both really cool an-and I hope they can have a good day with you, y-you know? A-Also, no matter what Rick says, P-Petal can be fun on Christmas too. I-I mean, her rambling about why s-she doesn't like it, i-it always make me laugh."

His grin widens a little and he glances down, pulling at the hem of his shirt. "B-But what I-I'm really looking forward to is, uh, Christmas with both families, b-because FM and I will spend it together an-and...last year was important, f-for us both. E-Even if not as much as New Year's!" Their anniversary. "Oh, an-and we got to have Meg with us both too this year, an-and I think that will be even nicer! I-I wonder if she'll come over early t-to help our Dads cooking...

"I-I kind of want to invite Bishop over too, s-since, uh, well, he's still learning about human stuff, b-but Rick won't let me. H-He says that if he comes, t-then we'll have all the others crashing our party too. M-Maybe he'll let Fish...the other one, my...friend...come over for a while?" He really hopes so.

"Not much to add to all that, aside that I'm so going to, like, enjoy seeing my grandpas squirming around both Fish and Clarissa. But yeah, Morty is right, I'll also try to make things smoother for the two of them. They are too rad to have a bad Christmas. The Ricks can suck it up."

Her lips quirk in little mischievous smile. "But I'm so gonna sneak out to hang out with Jinx in that one verse. And maybe I'll ask Salomé if her family lets me go over to their house for Christmas this year. Not that I want to go, because it's gonna be, like, awful, but at least she won't have to face it alone."

"No particular plans. I was never one to celebrate the holidays. I have a couple public appearances to make, as President, but for the rest I personally won't organise anything."

A pause. "Aside from meeting up with other me, of course. Us spending these times together is becoming a bit of a tradition." The briefest smile touches his face, but it's quickly gone as he shrugs. "And I guess that if Meg organises one of her dumb parties, I'll attend that too. For a while. She's still avoiding me, so I can't give her the satisfaction of not having to put up with my presence."

"I-In most of the main continuities, I'm with Morty, so I'll do whatever he does. So I assume that I'll spend the holidays with him, other Morty, their pet girl and E-Rick."

"A-As for the other reality, my partner has a liking for festivities, for reasons I don't understand, s-so I'll celebrate with him. It's what pleases him, and I don't mind it anyway. It's fascinating to see him getting all excited about clichéd Christmas traditions."

"F-For how I see it, C-Christmas is just an excuse to get fucked up on eggnog. B-But I guess that the Citadel had some decent shit organised w-with the new President, so...M-Maybe SR can convince me to go out with him an-and Morty. I-I bet the little shit wants to go i-ice skating or to see the stands an-and all that stuff."

"An-And of course I have plans to go and bother the Commander." A sly smirk opens on his face. "I-I fuckin' bet he'll be working, s-so he needs someone to make sure he'll take a little fun break."

"I-It sounds like someone has my Christmas figured out already. B-But that's fine, i-it's what I wanted to do anyway. An-And I want to make sure Morty gets something better t-than AR dragging him around b-because he's too drunk to stay still for a minute. I-I also want to get E-Rick something, b-but...uh. I-I'm not sure if he would like it. I-I'll try and see...before AR goes to see him. I-I don't want to walk in on them. F-Fuck no."

"My bro-bro and I will have Christmas at our house as per usual, but I managed to convince our parents to invite the Grunkles over this year! So it will be one big family reunion!" She claps her hands, clearly excited at the idea. Then, glancing around, she lowers her voice. "And also an real fun Christmas. Mom and Dad never want to do anything special, so it's always so booooring. And I bet that Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford will get us better presents!"

"I suppose that it depends on what season of the canon we're considering? Since my Mom's...disappearance, Dad hasn't been big about holidays, so at most I got to do something small with Natalie and my bodyguard. And with Plagg, once we're alone. As for after season 5, well, we'd definitely have something better, with the three of us, Félix and Aunt Amelie. I...I'm really looking forward to it."

He rubs the back of his head. "Also, since I have proper friends and a girlfriend now, I guess I'll have to go shopping for presents, even if...I'm not very good at that. I guess that Félix and I can figure out something together. And Cat Noir has to get something for Ladybug, uh, so that's something I need to do alone."

"Usually, it was just Mom and I. We had a big lunch and exchanged presents, and that was it. This year it's going to be different, as Adrien said. And yes, we are going shopping together because I...I don't know what you should get to a friend. I tried to ask Duusu, but...let's say that her answers weren't helpful at all."

Featuring:

@advnterccs / @mcltiples: Rick, Morty, Evil Morty, E-Rick, Weird Rick

@evilmcg / @shctupmeg / @petalsxfallen / @slickmcrty

@imprvdente / @hvbris: main verse Fish, teen Fish, Salomé, Mina

@dynamoprotocol: Clarissa, Chance

@shimmerbeasts: Jinx

@technodromes: Bishop

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