#DONT let doggo see this pls

[whos-norman]

this is going to sound SO ODD but I would just like to say that dogman has VERY nice hands

like just????

[konata-izumi-kinny-writes]

Luigi x GN!Reader sfw and nsfw HCS

Might as well 💚

Warning: some bad grammar and smut hcs bc why not. Me being stupid in an attempt to come up with a simile ;-;

Aight lets get one thing straight... you two are the cutest couple in the whole Mushroom Kingdom

Cuddles and kisses galore, not really in public tho, Weegee is too shy for that

So instead, lots of hand holding and the occasional kiss on the cheek

Luigi is clumsy and you may have to help him sometimes, from catching him when he slips, or helping him out of the dryer because Polterpup accidentally scared him and he fell backwards and got stuck in it. Nobody is safe, but thankfully nobody is seriously injured (yet lmao)

Luigi turns a bit red every time you kiss him.

Kiss him all over his face, he will be redder than a rose bush in the middle of a ladybug swarm (dont judge pls i came up w that on the spot ;-;)

Luigi isn't as on edge around you as he is everyone else, sure he's still a bit nervous around you, but only bc he loves you so much 😭💚.

This boi unfortunately snores, however its not that kind of snore thats so loud it shakes the glass on the windows (thank god).

He will be overjoyed and flustered if you make something for him, whether its food, drawings, plushies, he will love anything you give him ^^

If you insist on going with him to help Professor E. Gadd with another ghost problem... hes stuck to you like glue, not just because hes scared, no no no, Luigi wants to absolutely make sure your safe.

You two hum together while wandering the mansion (like he hums the theme in the game)

If you see a spider in your house... sorry yall but hes just as scared as you are.

Both of yall backed up in a corner screaming and throwing stuff at it until you get it or until Mario walks in🤣

Polterpup absolutely LOVES you. Ghost doggo jumps on you whenever he sees you (such a good boi)

Luigi will put (most of) his fears aside to help you if you're in trouble

Keeps track of your hyperfixations and hobbies

You two travel together sometimes and its the funnest thing ever.

You sit quietly, share ear buds, and hold his hand on the plane, bus, or train

But in the car... KARAOKE THE WHOLE WAY BABYYYYYY

Your guys's relationship is so fun and awkward ^^

AIght yall idk how to put a cut on these thingys so imma just warn you here, SMUT AHEAD IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT STUFF PLS SCROLL and thx for reading this far 🤗

Ooooooh boy

Where do i start

Switch, hes a switch

Yall put Polterpup out in the living room on his own little bed before yall actually do anything

Luigi is SHY AF, so you're gonna have to initiate this, you need to get him going

HES BIG imma just leave it there

Red faced the whole time

A bit shaky at first, nervous boi

He loves you though so he'll put the nerves aside and focus on pleasuring you

Hes pretty vanilla other than a praise kink, Luigi loves you and he wants you to know that

This boi loves your thighs, loves how squishy and warm you are

He goes pretty dang hard but will go slow and gentle if you ask

Checks up on you and makes sure you're ok

Tummy rubs

Lots of neck kisses and marks on your body

Kind of quiet at first but will get louder the longer yall are at it

Loves having you on your back and nuzzling his face in your neck as he makess love to you

After that he helps clean you up and cuddles with you, you two have a bath tomorrow morning.

Aight yall thx for reading :D

[infinityactual]

Lasky for the halo ask thing :)

i lost the original ask list bc i deleted the whole folder like an idiot and didnt realize it for like a week

so uhh lasky. i love him. u know this already but like

hes just

i really really RE ALL Y wanna see his whole thing explored. not THAT thing the innie sympathies thing. cos they made a point of showing that in fud and in halo 4 he stands up for john and also basically disobeys del rio's orders to help john and in spops he like...he hates halsey but still doesnt wanna straight up murder a bitch even uf she is an arrogant war criminal child abuse enabler.

i want to see all that goodness get in the way of the UNSC-ness. i wanna see him reach the point where he just cant anymore. i wanna see the unsc and oni just juice the goodness roght outta him so he cant justify shit anymore and like goes rogue ornsome shit. bonus points if he takes the entire infinity with him.

lkle i have ALWAYSM WONDERSD why parangosky (shut up) wanred him as captain.

yah, she wanted lasky as captain from the get go, but iirc (and i probably dont, ive had half a pint and om watchin dylans kitchen) the unsc said 'no' so they decided on mr Of The River instead (my Spanish is probably off rhere) sp like

did she thibk hed be a puppet? easy to control? a loyal doggo? i have thought abt this SO MUCH, WHY DID GRAMMA HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS WANT LASKY AS CAPTN??

at some point hes just gotta reach his limit, man. and i do t think hehhas it inbhim to be evil, hes got too much if morals for thst. I COULD JUSTIFY SHOOTING HALSEY and im a fuckin coward when it comes to violence. he actively protects her from a KNIGHT?! better man tban i am

343 pls let my boi go ape shit, let him bite the hand that feeds, let him walk softly and carry a 3 mile long cudgel that he stole from a corrupt institution cos they were dimb enough to let hia fat ass be in charge ofnit

[jimimn]

HI ITS ME WHO'S NOT OVER JJK BLONDE SELFIE AND WILL NEVER BE -💫

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <33333333

HONESTLY ITS THE WAY YOH SAY SUCH NICE THINGS AND I DISAPPEAR FOR DAYS ON END BECAUSE INCONSISTENCY BLEEDS INTO EVERY CORNER OF MY LIFE FNEKALKD BUT I'M GETTING DONE WITH MY FIRST LEG OF EXAMS ON MONDAY SO YAY TO THAT!! OKAY I THINK WE'LL MOVE SLOWLY WITH BABY STEPS JUNGKOOK DROPPED SOME SELCAS JIMIN DROPPED SOME SELCAS IN THE WORDS OF THE LEGENDARY JEON JUNGKOOK ALL WE NEED NOW IS "together..BAM!" (THAT'S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS EVER THE WAY HE SAYS IT 🤧)

YES IN THIS HOUSE WE SCREAM OVER JIMIN'S DISRESPECT HE IS THE PARAGON OF A MULTI-FACETED MAN THAT HAS US WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER. THE AUDACITY 😤

CHANEL X JIMIN LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN AND OMG THAT SELFIE THAT DROPPED?? SIR???? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?? I MEAN YES BH SAID LET'S DROP SELFIES IN BULK BUT THAT ONE PICTURE OF HIM IN BLACK(GREY? I DONT KNOW FHSKKAJF) WITH THE SHIRTS UNBUTTONED!!! THEM COLLARBONES ARE FREE AND THEY'RE THRIVING IN THE OPEN IN THAT ONE. ALSO HIS LIPS ARE SO PRETTY. OH GOD LITERALLY HE HAS THAT COCKY SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE KNOWS HE DOES HOT BOY SHIT LIKE SHUT UP OK YOU CANT DO THAT JAIL FOR U NDNSLSKAJJW

SUCH A FUCKING TEASE THATS RIGHT!! EVEN STRAIGHT MEN?? BRO LIKE HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL GENDERS JUST TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES FOR YOU IT'S INSANE AND OMG MISS SHIVI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE CLIP IN WHICH JIMIN HOLDS HIS GAZE WITH THESE MEN WHO LOOK AT HIM (i think it was bon voyage?) and when they cross each other he JUST SMIRKS AND RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR LIKE YEAH OK ALEXA PLAY I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. AND YES I'LL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYTIME 💗💗

12PM KST IS THE HOLY HOUR I TELL YOU ALTHOUGH I REMEMBER WAITING THE NIGHT BEFORE BE CAME OUT WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO COME AND BH WAS JUST LIKE "yea...no" OMG THAT'S AWESOME YOUR COUSIN'S VISITING YOU

HHFJDOSO YEAH IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THEY DID THE JUMP ALTHOUGHHHH I'M POSITIVE THEY'LL DO SMTH COOL LIKE THAT IN THEIR CONCERTS BECAUSE THEIR PERFORMANCE QUALITY IS JUST.. THROUGH THE ROOF IT'S CRAZY!! WHEN THE PERFORM WINGS?? LIKE HOLY SHIT NO CHOREO NO POSITIONS JUST BTS RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE MAKING THE CROWD GO FERAL I LOVE EVERY WINGS PERFORMANCE SO MUCH MY SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE ALWAYS AT A HIGH THEN. OOHH MY GODDD BS&T IS REALLY THAT BITCH!!!! WHO'S DOING IT LIKE HER TODAY NO ONE IS EXACTLY. AND NOOOO I TOTALLY GET IT WE THINK ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH THAT ACCIDENT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME. IF ONLY YOU'D TOLD ME THEN IN 2016 THAT THAT ACCIDENT WAS THE START OF SO MANY I'D BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWED (see: him basically stripping himself that one serendipity performance. holy shit.)

FOR REAL THO CHRISTMAS LOVE DROPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND DO YOU REMEMBER JIMIN SAYINF uUH iM nOt wORkInG oN a SoLo SoNg aT ThE mOmEnT heHe LIKE ALL MEN DO IS LIE OK AT THIS POINT. BYE. YES TAEHYUNG DID WARN US BUT ARMYS (LIKE MYSELF) PUT THEIR CLOWN WIGS ON AND THOUGHT IT WAS KTH1 LMAO. OMG I HOPE YOU DON'T SLEEP THROUGH ANY OF THEIR UPCOMING SONG RELEASES BUT I'M SURE IT'S THE BEST FEELING TO WAKE UP TO CHECK YOUR NOTIFS AND SEE "Big Hit Labels" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FIREEE. DUDE SERIOUSLY I NEED JIMIN TO GO LIVE AGAIN (although we've been well fed by namjoon for now🤧😌💗) LIKE THAT ONE YT LIVE WHERE HE SAID "O...M...G" SHUT UP STOP BEING SO CUTE I'M DHJSWLIFJWKALS

LMAO OKAY YEAH THAT'S VALID YOUR BLOG THEME IS BASICALLY ✨jimin✨ AND I LOVE THAT IT REALLY GRAVITATED ME AND YOUR URL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD YOUR BRAINNN 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

YES YES YES JIMIN IS SO PERFECT AND THE SOCK DOODLESSS 😭😭😭 oooo so when did you get into giffing? how did you start? BROOOOO YOUR URL'S ORIGIN STORY. I LOVE IT WOW YES IT'S DEFINITELY GOT THE REQUIRED ✨pazzaz✨

NOOO OMG THIS URL IS YOUR BRAND LIKE YOU'RE A LEGEND ON ARMYBLR I LOVE IT SO MUCH. BUT STILL!! IT'S YOUR CHOICE AT THE END 💖

OMG QUARANTINE DID IT'S ONE GOOD JOB AND GOT YOU INTO BANGTAN YAY. OMG YOU AND MISS LIFEGOESMON ARE FRIENDSS??? LEGENDS INTERACTING THIS IS SO COOL. LMAO THE PARADIGM SHIFT YOU MUST'VE FELT FROM LISTENING TO STAY GOLD (WHICH BTW THE MV...THE LITERAL CUTEST OH GOD THE LITTLE DOG AND JIMIN'S LITTLE SMILES DHSJAOWO) TO THEN GOING TO BST IN WHICH JIMIN IS BASICALLY STRIPPING AND JUNGKOOK IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO. YES BS&T HAS EVERYONE HOOKED THE POWERRRR. YOU FALLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH YOUR FRIEND'S ASSISTANCE OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE 💓 EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM 🥺🥺🥺

AAAAH OKAY MY STORY ISN'T AS INTERESTING AS YOURS IS BUT IN 2016 BASICALLY ALL I KNEW OF KPOP WAS GANGNAM STYLE AND WASNT WILLING TO CUANGE THAT PERCEPTION (FOOL BEHAVIOUR I TELL YOU) AND WAS TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER ONE DIRECTION'S REUNION AND SO ONE NIGHT (THE NIGHT BEFORE JIMIN'S BIRTHDAY 🤧🤧) I JUST STUMBLED UPON THEIR BS&T TEARS MV AND I HEARD IT AND I WAS LIKE OMG!! THIS IS THAT SUPER ADDICTIVE SONG THAT I'D HEARD SOMEWHERE AND IT JUST SPIRALLED FROM THERE I REMEMBER SEEING JIMIN AND BEING LIKE 👀👀👀👀 WHO IS HE I LIKE HIM AND JUST HIS AURA DREW ME IN SOOO MUCH AND WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO THEM I REMEMBER WRITING THEIR NAMES IN MY NOTES TO SEE IF I COULD REMEMBER 🤧 AND I STILL HAVE THAT NOTE FROM 4+ YEARS AGO 💓 AND YEAH BASICALLY SEEING THEM DO ALL THE MUSIC SHOWS AND STUFF AT THE TIME WAS SO COOOL AND MIND YOU BH DIDN'T HAVE SUBS FOR BANGTAN BOMBS THEN SO WENT ON THESE SKETCHY DAILYMOTION TYPE SITES LOOKING FOR ALL THE CONTENT I COULD CHURN OUT LMAO

AND YES!! COURTESY OF YOU I DID WATCH SOME RUN EPS!! I WATCHED THEIR CANADA ONES SPEAKING OF WHICH I LOOOVE THAT PART WHERE THEY'RE DOING THAT SONG GUESSING THING IN THE MORNING AND JIMIN SAYS "are you cold?" 🥺🥺 TO TAE AND HUGS HIM URRHRHEHSJSJSH AND I ALSO SAW THE ONES WITH THE PUPPIES GODDDDD I LOVE THE PUPPIES ONE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUNGKOOK AND HIS DOG (MIRI?) OH MY GOD THAT LIL FLUFFER AND ADAM IS MY ICON WITH HOW HE JUST DID HIS OWN THING LMAO.

BUT ANYWAY!! DO YOU HAVE A FAVE ERA?? LIKE DO YOU EVER LOOK AT THEM AND GO "Damn I wish I was a fan then" BECAUSE HONESTLY I WISH I HAD STANNED THEM IN THEIR DOPE ERA BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED JIMIN THEN DHKSOWID-💫

FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!!!!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!! AND YAYYYYY CONGRATS I HOPE THE FIRST LEG OF EXAMS WENT WELL <333333 AND OH MY GOD you’re gonna make me cry with the together baam goddddddd same one of my fave moments and jimin’s giggles after that 😭😭😭😭 my babies <3 :((((

that..... black suit selca....... that opened button...... like open one more dear sir who’s stopping you... just do it <33333 YEAH he totally needs to shut up with his i know im hot side it just kills me every single time 😭😭😭😭😭

LISTEN THAT BV3 MOMENT  S H O O K  ME OKAY????? THOSE GUYS LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS SO FUCKING SMUG ABOUT IT (AND HE SHOULD BE) AND THE WAY HE LICKED HIS LIPS AND RAN HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR????? LIKE HE KNOWS HE HAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON; NO MATTER WHAT GENDER; WRAPPED AROUND HIS LIL PINKY LIKE THAT???????

OH MY GOD ME TOO I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THE WINGS STAGE AND WATCHING THEM HAVE SO MUCH FUN IS JUST SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVVVEEE THEIR ENERGY DURING THE SY TOUR MEDLEY WITH IDOL AND BAEPSAE AND FIRE AND DOPE ZSXDFGFCHGVJBHJN THEY JUST LOSE THEMSELVES IN THE CROWD AND THE MUSIC AND ITS JUST SO FUCKING SURREAL TO WATCH HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY DOING WHAT THEY DO!!!!! kinda makes me want to find that happiness and passion in whatever i do in my professional life <3 and LISTEN jimin said the break the soul commentary THAT HE COULD DO SERENDIPITY SHIRTLESS TOO. THE AUDACITY. HE SAID THAT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST. 

YOU KNWO WHAT I THINK JIMIN WON’T GIVE US A HINT BEFORE DROPPING PJM1. HE’LL JUST DROP IT ONE FINE DAY OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE HE DROPPED PROMISE AND CHRISTMAS LOVE (i wasn’t here when he dropped promise but i read that on twitter sdfghjkl) AND NO PLS NO I DO N O T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH JJK1 OR KTH1 OR PJM1 OR KSJ1 OR NAMGI MIXTAPE 3 OR HOBI MIXTAPE 2 OR ANYTHING BASICALLY YOU GET IT i had slept through dynamite cb because i had NO CLUE that they were gonna drop it at 1pm kst rather than 12 am kst. i was under the impression that since they dropped all the teaser pictures and the teaser itself as 12 am kst, the mv will drop at 12 am kst too. and I woke up like two hours after the mv dropped (which was almost noon my time) and i felt like A FUCKING FOOL AND I JUST 😭😭😭😭 NEVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN 😭😭😭 

AND YES BABIE NEEDS TO COME LIVE SOON PLS I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH :((((( AND HIS O...M.....G HAD MADE ME FUCKING SOBBBBBBBBBBB his yt live god he looked sooooooo fluffy with his hair and his tiny hands and his puppy eyes and soft voice im just so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO NONNONONONO PLEASE IM NO LEGEND DON’T SAY THAT IM EMBARRASSED im just a normal fangirl who makes okayish gifs 😭😭 and ok yes so i started giffing LONNNGGGGGG time back on a different public fan forum from my country but i never knew the right process and stuff so obviously the gifs were shitty lmao BUT ANYWAY i got into gifmaking PROPERLY this in july last year and obviously struggled a lot in the beginning because i didn’t know shit about colouring and stuff lmao but i kept practicing and even though im not perfect rn i do think that i got better. i love giffing tho. its such a nice creative outlet and whenever i gif the boys it brings me so much happiness :( <33

AND YES ASDFGHJKL ME AND HER ARE FRIENDS SINCE A VERY LONG TIME SDFGHJK LIKE LONG BEFORE BOTH OF US GOT INTO BTS SDFGHJ and ah yes the whiplash lmaooooooo and you’re right god the stay gold mv is SO FUCKING PRETTY THE COLOURS IN THAT ENTIRE MV HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND JIMIN AND TAE AND JOON WITH THE DOGGO JUST EVERYTHING SDFGHJK <3333333 AND BS&T DUDE I GIFFED THE MV YESTERDAY AND IM 💀💀💀💀💀 (like i just giffed jimin from the mv but i did watch the whole thing 5647589 times <333333) AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I WAS A LILLY SINGH FAN (IDK IF YOU KNOW HER SHE’S A YOUTUBER) BACK IN 2016 AND PEOPLE BACK THEN HAD REQUESTED HER TO REACT TO BS&T MV AND I HAD WATCHED HER REACTION VIDEO AND (although it didn’t stick with me back then because i was a fucking fool) I DID SOMEHOW REMEMBERED THE JIN AND STATUE KISSING MOMENT AND WHEN IN 2020 I SAW THE MV AND SAW THE KISSING MOMENT MY BRAIN JUST!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE SOMEWHERE AND THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SEEN THIS IN THE REACTION VIDEO LMAOOOOO i wish i hadn’t been a fool and gotten into them back then :((((

AH NO OMG YOUR STORY IS SOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE ATLEAST YOU WEREN’T A FOOL LIKE ME TO NOT GET ATTRACTED TO BS&T THE FIRST TIME OF SEEING IT!!!! I WANNA HIT MY 2016 SELF LIKE DAMN YOU YOU FOOLISH ASSHOLE AND yes omg how did y’all do the subs thing damnnnnn i can’t imagine

AND YES THE CANADA RUN EPIS ARE LOOOVVVEEEE and that vmin moment plsssssss i cry everytime 😭😭😭😭😭 it is just so soft and innocent and tae’s little smile after jimin just turns around and hugs him 😔😔😔😔 i love soulmates 😔😔😔😔 AND MIRI YES OMG EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THE LITTLE CUTIE AND THE WAY JUNGKOOK JUST KEPT ADORING HER THROUGHOUT MADE ME SO SO SOFTTTT and bro adam is me. i am like that. lazy and un-motivated AF. although if i were a dog and jin were to be my owner i would listen to him so well and jump on him every chance i’d get 😌😌😌

GOD YES RED HAIR DOPE ERA JIMIN 💀 BABIE BUT MAKE IT SEXY 🥵🥵 AND OMG YESDGFHG MY FAVE ERA IS HYYH. ORANGE HAIRED JIMIN. PLS. HE’S EVERYTHING. I WISH I HAD GOTTEN INTO THEM DURING THAT. LIKE THAT ERA IS ..... SOMEHOW SO FUCKING WILD AND STILL SO ASSURING AND CALMING ????? KEEPS ME ROOTED LIKE IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN DFGHJKL AND WINGS TOO DAMN I WISH I WAS HERE TO LIVE ALL THOSE AMAZING ERAS. but even though i wish i had gotten into them earlier... i think i found them when i needed them the most. I was going through a very difficult time last year and they somehow they made me feel so fucking safe and at home that the connection was instant. honestly i’ve never stanned or felt a connection with any celebrity as strong as the one i feel with bangtan. its like... they don’t know i exist but they still know EXACTLY what im feeling and what to say or do at that time to make me feel comforted. Its weird god but its true :((( SORRY I GOT EMO I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT SDFGHJKL

[sentofight]

“plots please”!

send me “plots please” for plot ideas | accepting | @specialgels

heck ye! let me see~

rokurou & yuri

listen. yuri is strong, swift and smart. rokurou will want to fight him so badly XD not to mention if they can be buddies drinking hours les goo~ lmao

lucina& yuri

for that project x zone shenanigans. i have this idea ................... lucina mistake yuri at first as woman because long hair and hes giving her his back. yuri turns around u said wut? lucina: you are a man!? (chrom in a corner proud of lucina for continuing the family mistake people’s genders yehaw) 

balan & yuri

dunno how applicable but balan did bother Duke before about aer and blastia he can ask yuri about the bodhi blastia lmao. 

lucina & estelle

girls bonding over their princess’ duties and how they have things in common??? yes thank you very much.

training/sparring too is good because they are not just going to chat all day long! estelle show her what your magic can do!!!! 

trip back to either Terca Lumireis or awakening world and explore!!!!

rokurou & luke

cr/estoria verse??? perhaps he meet him and asbel (he is luke’s bodyguard if i remember right??) perhaps......antagonize luke because ... *looks at luke* smh u cant fight properly? let me teach you. *brother him mode* 

feiruz & etude

farmer meets florist? give feiruz tips on how to grow healthy flowers pls. 

victor & etude

all im thinking of sync finally coming to break his jaw or something because he’s being creepy to etude lmao. victor just: binch im here to buy flowers....and ask for directions. 

falco & kay

ex-assassin, now detective meet the famous yatagarasu???? please. Date just ...why you look so familiar...ah..mizuki....why teenage girls are scary and could kill you in your sleep nowadays? maybe Date finds her on a crime scene? she gets framed for something she didn’t XDDD 

all my muses in particular einar and machina & sissle & missle & repede

LET THEM ADOPT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN I WILL RIOT IF YOU DIDNT GIVE ME BEST CATTO AND BEST DOGGO. WE WILL LOVE THEM. WE WILL CARE FOR THEM. WE WILL PROTECT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zack can take care of missl--.......................i made myself sad.....they are both dead ;;A;; i.......never mind we have remake he’s alive therefore missle will live too. we dont take any objections for this. overrule. les go adoption papers slam! 

 im all ears for more other muses. i just picked the ones i know mostly but im just eyes emoji at the other muses like seifer, diluc (i play g/enshin ever blue moon lmao)  

[drangues]

Yeah, mental disorders and stuff along those lines has ways been a special interest of mine??? So when I find a new possibility, I get super excited! And when I get to share the idea with someone, and if they like that idea, I get even more excited!!! Because I’m a nerd, haha. And, to be honest, I’m tempted to say that it’s named something like Chirimen, which is Japanese for crepe, I believe? Since Kyouka wanted to help. (Nyanon, 1/6)

I don’t know, I just want the dog to adore Kyouka almost as much as it adores Atsushi, let me liiive. And man oh man I’m SUCH a sucker for that “I hate you and you hate me but we both love this guy, let’s suck it up, I guess” trope, so I had to suggest it!!! But also that’s Absolutely something Dazai would do, but it’d make Atsushi sad that he picked on his doggo so he has to apologize or something,,, I’m sorry I’m getting to into this I just. Love them. And! (Nyanon, 2/6)

As for Feral Stray, I’m kinda,,, Torn? On how he meets the ADA, because on the one hand, they could definitely hear about like. A cryptid or something? And normally they wouldn’t investigate but Fukuzawa hears that it looks like a cat One time and suddenly they Have To. On the other hand, I’m a sucker for the idea that he helps Kenji out once, and, being Kenji, he proceeds to follow him to wherever he’s staying underground to give him food, so Atsushi slowly starts trusting him? (Nyanon, 3/6)

And then Atsushi gets badly hurt for some reason so Kenji just kinda yoinks Yosano and drags her to help his Weird Friend. Either way I think first meetings would be Tough because, while Atsushi would still be a sweetheart, he’s gone, like, half feral now and also his main experience with humans is,, Not Good? So he’s, like, not hurting them, but also the animals of Yokohama can sense that’s he’s worked up, so the ADA has to run a bit of a gauntlet to get to him. (Nyanon, 4/6)

And I’m also torn on whether or not Dazai could turn him fully human again, physically speaking- His mind could definitely recover over time, but. Like, on the one hand, I’m just in love with Atsushi’s hybrid form, and maybe his body has forgotten how to properly Human after so long? On the other hand, Atsushi being turned back and suddenly having to relearn how to live is the exact sort of fluffy potential I can get behind. (Nyanon, 5/6)

Anyways, I rambled a bit there, so I’ll talk about another Nyatsushi Concept: Sometimes, when he isn’t thinking about it, Atsushi will attack long articles of clothing in play- The most frequent victims are, of course, his own belt and Dazai’s trench coat, but Kyouka and Fukuzawa have also stumbled a bit because Atsushi pounced on their clothing when he wasn’t thinking. (Nyanon, 6/6)

dude dude sA M E i also love the “I hate you and you hate me but we both love this guy, let’s suck it up, I guess” trope like it’s genuienly so good, also cherime sounds really cute uwuwu!! and Y E S chirimen will be Whipped for kyouka as well i dont make the rules

OHHH I REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF ATSUSHI FORGETTING TO HUMAN PROPERLY UWUWU byakko would probably curse at dazai cus atsushi has regained full sense but omg pls,,,,it would be like little mermaid no?? how ariel kinda stumbles as she walks, is excited about almost everything, very clueless, i can kinda see how atsushi would also have forgotten some basic communication skills owo?? this makes me wanna look into real life cases where humans have been raised by animals in the wild and then “rescued” and see how they like, integrated into society again, that could be some good research if you ever decide to write it!!!

i can just imagine the cute fluff that would follow with atsushi doing normal stuff and solving crime and whatnot UWUWU

and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP THATS SO CUTEEEE ATSUSHI POUNCING ON LONG CLOTHINGGG ESPECIALLY HIS OWN BELT AND DAZAIS COAATTT i find it extra cute tbh with fukuzawa like hes so stoic so i imagine him just melting at the sight of atsushi and him having such cat like behaviours ugh gIVE ME MORE FUKUZAWA + ATSUSHI CONTENT (in a platonic parental way)

[bioticmabari]

Just so y’all’s thirst for drama is sated, here’s how friday went.

 I got lost because I never verified my date location, ended up watching battle of the bands on a college campus, got free Monster??? Got free cotton candy???? I texted my date to be like ok haha this is fine but like... where are u and where am i supposed to be because i think im lost??? I start to cry bc I figure I would have seen him by now. He’s not responding to my text. I reread an older message and figure out where I’m supposed to be... and give myself a pep talk about not needing to fix my damn makeup so stobbit. Oh shit 15 minute walk to this bar and I don’t want to move my car from the garage so... So I start booking it across the campus bridge by myself towards the city. Then I find out he thought he texted me saying he got stuck at work, but was sitting in his drafts folder. Could we do another night? *sad trombone

And I’m like “oh” so I start walking back across the bridge. At this point it’s almost 8pm, it’s getting dark, and I’m by myself, so I’m like it’s okay I can go back to my car, head home, and at least I had a nice walk around the campus and a little outing where I got free food and drink. :) Little stressful at times, but still fun in itself. Well, I let it slip that I went to the campus bc I got confused and I’m near the bar, but it’s ok we can go out some other time. He’s like nah I’ll leave work now and come see you I feel bad you came all that way! So I’m like “fuck i ain’t walking back across this damn bridge again.” I get in my car and drive to the bar. I pass it twice before finding a parking garage down the road. The streets look busyish so I don’t feel bad about the 10 minute walk when I get out. I’m walking near a lady with her doggo so I feel pretty happy, crossing the street to avoid a rando dude who looks a little wacked out on my way.

So I get there and I don’t know if this is right, but goddamn it this is a bar and I’m at least gonna have a drink and if nothing else I’ll have gotten that tonight. So like I’m sitting there, feeling weird bc there’s some dudes across the bar looking at me, but i vaguely remember my date’s face from bumble so i’m like “hmm nope pls stop. uneasy peasy pleasy leavesme.”

I finish my drink, thinking “wow that was light.” A dude comes in and sits a seat away from me and he doesn’t look familiar at all. So I’m scrolling through my phone, looking at dumb shit on tumblr, looking at the comments on my silly bts fic and i get a message that he’s here. I look up at the door and outside, nada. I look around and I don’t see him. Keep scrolling. I think about getting another drink but idk. I kind of look up at the tv and then look over and the dude that sat down is looking at me and he’s like “oh hey are you Kristi.”

And I feel so bad that I didn’t recognize my own date. But there you go i Guess. I do my best to hide my goddamn shame by ordering another drink and the alcohol starts HITTING me, like, fuck I need to sober up because now I can’t just leave if it doesn’t go well. So I guzzle that second drink and am the most pleasant, outgoing, social butterfly bitch that I have ever been. I liked his company tbh. He was nice, but he didn’t leave a lasting impression. I might do a second date if he asked, but i won’t go pushing for it tbh. I think long term I need someone who’s gonna leave that impression, who’s gonna be a little shit and make jokes with me, someone who’s gonna be willing to go out of their own comfort zone for me, like I do for them. and i just dont think this is it. but that’s okay! it’s still an experience, and it’s not a bad one, so I’ll take it. I can grow and learn from it.

So we’re talking for a couple hours and it doesn’t feel like work, which is nice bc ive been on a date like that, where it’s like “fuck how do i end this? i want to leave this is painful.” but it wasn’t. it was chill. I was drunk. Speaking way louder than I would like and being cute af, so much that it made me super exhausted and gave me cute scratchy voice from talking about lots of silly shit and telling jokes. 

So I’ve had 2 drinks and 4-5 glasses of water. It’s 11:30 and Im like fuck I need to go home. I am so drained. My energy is spent, and I need to go to bed fuck. goddamn. I’m sobered up. I’m good. I say goodbye and say it was nice to meet him, which it was. I give a big hug, not an awkward one like my last 2 date fails. like a really good, soft hug. 

And then I’m out the door. 11:30pm and I’m walking the city by myself, not even an offer to walk me back safely. and im like... okay this is fine. The streets are like dead quiet now and I like panic a little, getting my best bitchface on, zipping up and hiding that cleavage, and power-walking in the better lit areas on my route back to the car. I call my friends so I’m not alone because my anxiety is flaring like crazy and I want to cry bc i’m so scared walking alone??? but like it’s okay because it’s all experience i tell myself. I’m walking fast, being as safe as I can, talking with my friends, and I had a decent time. I get safely in my car and drive home and I just think about my night. 

It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t like the one date I was on where I was fucking beaming the rest of the night like a fool. I want that feeling. I don’t want a mediocre experience. I don’t want to settle for “he’s really nice I guess and it doesn’t seem like he will hurt me.” I want “I can’t stop smiling because I like you so much and I can’t wait to see you again, but also I want to tell you what a silly shithead you are??? and i like it???”

The consensus for me is that I keep searching. Someday I’ll get that D. Maybe that V. WHo knows??? it a mystery that im cool keeping open for now.

[dltbzrkcr]

nyan blossom & butch for that one mememememem

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

Our love is like running through a burning building. 

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | The only Ship that matters in my life!!!!

How long will they last? - It starts off rocky, both are lacking in trust in one another but when they get their heads out of their asses, they are rock-solid for pretty much, ever. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly, Blossom being a hopeless romantic falls first without intending to. Butch’s care-free personality is refreshingly different from her “rules first” life-style and being dragged into his antics and shown how to live her life a little less restrained causes her to fall for him. He’s the invitation to a fresh start for her. On the other hand, Butch sees hanging out with Blossom as just another day in his life. It isn’t till he inevitably messes everything up that he realizes just how much Blossom means to him. It’s possible he may have been in love with her from the start without ever acknowledging it because he doesn’t understand the concept of his own emotions. He just ends up finding her fun to hang out with, because she is so afraid to jump so ‘head first’ into anything, that he can’t help but find interest in encouraging her to do so. 

How was their first kiss? - Awkward, intentional, but awkward. Only the first one, probably initiated by Blossom in order to get him to stop teasing her about how she ‘isn’t ballsy enough to kiss him’. After that he would definitely return the kiss and it would get heated and passionate real quick. Blossom would be the one to break the kiss as it all becomes too much for her to handle at once, and Butch would definitely be back to teasing her about that fact. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Butch with a ringpop. ITS YOUR JUICY JEWEL OF FLAVOR~~ RING POP

Who is the best man/men? - Yu

Who is the bride’s maid(s)Blossom says its person not maid? - Bubbles & Buttercup

Who did the most planning? - Blossom

Who stressed the most? - Blossom. It’s Blossom. How is she not going to be fucking stressed. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | They just walked into the courthouse and got hitched. | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Brick uninvited himself. He refused to acknowledge Butch being married to Blossom. 

Sex:

Who is on top? - both. Mostly butch, Blossom is a bit of a pillow princess and likes being pampered and honestly he loves making her feel really special???

Who is the one to instigate things? - Butch, 100% all the time. Blossom doesn’t need to because she could literally just stretch and he’d be like “bang?”

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Realistically, a few rounds. …Sometimes all night. They get to the point of being all over each other. There are breaks between each round where they just lay there and cuddle and talk or have food / pizza breaks, but they just end up right back at it tbh. 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - No, Butch likes counting how many orgasms Blossom has and breaking his record each time tbfh. 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two. A girl and a boy named Beatrix and Brayden. Babies are born on Halloween and Blossom denies Butch getting to name them whatsoever because his suggestions were “Reeses and Peanut Butter.” 

How many children will they adopt? - 0. Blossom has a cat butch has a doggo. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Blossom, but when she gets too stressed she literally throws Butch into the fray like change the fricken diapers you jerk

Who is the stricter parent? - 100000% Blossom. Butch is like raising a 3rd child, alongside their two. 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Blossom.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Blossom

Who is the more loved parent? - Butch. He lets them get away with everything so they are huge daddy’s kids. Though Brayden will listen to Blossom and follows all the rules. He is a mama’s boy but …he still loves Butch a lot. 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Blossom… don’t ever let Butch go to them. He’ll get into fist fights. Same reason why he shouldn’t be allowed at baseball games. Someone insults brayden? or bea??? gET FUCKED YO

Who cried the most at graduation? - Butch. He. listen. he loves his kids. Blossom  just pats his back and is like “there, there. I always knew you loved them.” and he would respond with a “NO I DONT THERES JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYE FUCK OFF”

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Butch, cause he doesn’t want their mom to find out. 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Blossom. Butch has 0 cooking skills. He loves her cooking. she makes him the spiciest shit just for him. He loves burning his asshole. 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Butch. He won’t really touch sweets. 

Who does the grocery shopping? - Blossom drags Butch because she needs someone to carry it all. He goes because he likes to stare at her ass as she shops. 

How often do they bake desserts? - Blossom will make the occasional dessert for herself and the kids, sometimes Butch will eat it…. and claim he never touched it. 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Blossom is a vegetarian but makes meat for Butch and the kids none the less, because he refuses to touch veggies and thanks to that the kids barely want to eat veggies. Correction, only Beatrix. Brayden will eat them if Blossom asks him nicely. 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Blossom.. she would go all out for their anniversary and find a babysitter for the kids and all of that. A whole night just for them~~~

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Butch hates being cooped up after awhile and will literally complain until they go out and do something fun. 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - always butch. 10000%. and bea. she gets her mom’s fire powers. 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Blossom always

Who is really against chores? - Butch & Beatrix both. 

Who cleans up after the pets? - Blossom makes Butch do it, because he has to do SOMETHING and not just lay on the couch being a lazy ass. 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Butch…. 

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Blossom because her husband is a fucking heathen. 

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Blossom… she’d keep finding random dollars too. 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Butch— he runs the hot water out. Though if he isn’t taking a long one, Blossom can take ages due to her hair being so long. Sometimes he has to just help her comb it all out after her shower. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Blossom makes Butch go out and walk them… he starts tying sasquatch to the baby strollers and makes super pup walk the babies. 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Blossom would decorate for just about every holiday. Butch thinks its a waste of time, but whatever makes her happy he guesses. 

What are their goals for the relationship? - Just being happy??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Butch, and on some days he’ll manage to get Blossom to sleep all day with him too. They can just sit and cuddle for hours. 

Who plays the most pranks? - ….Listen, if you aren’t expecting Butch to play all the pranks on Blossom… well… you aren’t blossutching right I guess. 

bonus link to the best art of blossutch in existence. 

[felixeslee]

92 q tag

hello this tag is highkey irrelevant now but it’s been in my drafts for ages so !! laskdgjasodigjsaldkgasodigjasdg which is why i wont b tagging anyone bc im so late but !! yeah !! ok !! !!!!!!!!!1111!!! lets !! go !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

tagged by @hyuunjins @hyunjinh @straykiz and @dae-hwee from my w1 blog (lmaoo hi pindi this is sarah!! AIddgsdfk if youre aware of this blog but hope its ok if i do it here alskdg ) 

rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. 

🌙 LAST

Drink: the water that I drank this morning!! Aka around 12 hrs ago asdgasdgoij pls stay hydrated kids 

Text Message: i texted my brother if he knew where my dad was lol,,,,,,, sldkjgaosidgj 

Phone Call: CALLED MY BROTHER BC HE WASNT RESPONDING MY TEXTS,,,,, he also didn’t pick up ldskgjsoidgjsldkgsjdg

Song you listened to: Goodbye My Love by Aileeeee <3 lovv 

Time you cried: TODAY ,,,, i was getting super anxious bc i didn’t know where my dad was ??? he was supposed to pick me up but he forgot abt me until like an hr later… sldkgjaosidgj 

🌙 HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: no :00 lmao i’ve never dated… ever alskdjgaoijsdf 

Kissed someone and regretted it: i havent had my first kiss yet HEH 

Lost someone special: unfortunately, yes :( 

Been depressed: sdgksjadoiglskdfosdijgalskdfaosdigjaksdgoaisdjf idk 

Been drunk and thrown up: lmao i’ve never drank ,,, at all,,,, the smell of alchohol scares me,,,,, evn my little brother has had a sip once and he’s 5 yrs younger LMAO ,,, but im a noob and don’t wanna try sldkgjosidjgs 

🌙 IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend: yay yes yeslgkdgsdf

Fallen out of love: i dont think i’ve ever evn been in love…. Sdlgksjdoigj 

Met someone who changed you: yes,,,,,,,,, 

Found out who your true friends are: uhhhh idk aslkdgjaosidjf i honestly can never tell when someone’s being a fake friend so!!!!!! Idk honestly lmao

Found out someone was talking about you: i did ! but it wasn’t for anything bad or anything……… they just criticized me behind my back?? But i agreed w their criticism so alsdkjgaosidgj  

🌙 GENERAL

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: ummm,,,, like 4?? We r mutuals evn though none of them r actually kpop blogs,,,, so i always feel guilty spamminig their aesthetic feed w my screaming tags and annoying shit LMAO but i lov them <3 

Do you have any pets?: NO :”( I WANT A DOGGO THO …. REALLY BAD…..

Do you want to change your name?: uhhh ik so many sarahs its not evn funny and my last name is hella basic too????? Theres 3 ppl that share my first+last name in my school alone….. So maybe i’d change it to my chinese name (yue) ?? also bc it sounds more sophisticated,, and i lov anything that makes me sound smarter than the reality of my dumb self LOL 

What time did you wake up this morning: LOL so my alarm rings at 6:40 but i get out of bed at 7:10 SLDGKJSODIF … and i need to get out of the house by 7:20 lsdkgsdoig 

What were you doing last night: physics and apush :SLDGJOSIDFJ the 2 most dreaded classes UGH

Something you cannot wait for: DINNER .. i love me some gud dinner

Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: thomas jefferson my mAN 

What’s getting on your nerves right now: when it’s so heckin cold i can’t concentrate + i hate taking notes when it’s cold??? Bc then my hands r like half numb and it HURTS WHEN I TAKE NOTES sldkgsoidjf ALSO WHEN I DRAW ,,,,, STIFF FINGERS R THE WORST WHEN DRAWING

Blood type: i think a????????????

Nickname: my most common ones r swisso + salad (i promise these make sense in context LOL ) 

Relationship status: return NullPointerException; //im a cs person,,, dont judge

Zodiac sign: capricorn!

Pronouns: she + her

Favorite show: i dont watch many shows but i love watching a gud studio ghibli movie when im feelin down

College: this QUESTION LSDKGJSODIGJ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i wanna go to college but will any accept me ??!?!

Hair colour: its naturally black but it’s currently dyed ombre from black → brown !!!!!!

Do you have a crush on someone: i havent had a legit crush in 3 yrs lmao……. 

What do you like about yourself: the fact that im a deep sleeper. Idk how light sleepers function omg like wouldn’t u wake up to like,,,,, everything??! :((( that makes me sad bc u hav no idea how much i lov a nice long undisturbed slumber

   🌙 FIRSTS

First surgery: okAY so like i've had 2 procedures done on my eyes lmaooo like (1) when i was a smol beb of like 1 yr old i rolled off my bed aaaannnnddd the corner of my eye hit the edge of the sharp corner of the bedside table!!! and then y1ke$ things got ugly loll (((yes, i wuz dum + clumsy since the day i popped from the womb))) its all stitched up now and i hav a tinie tinie scar aslkdgs okay and (2) there was something weird abt my tearducts LOL so u know when u get sad nd stuff ur nose gets runny and u sniff a lot??? well like that wasn't the case for me bc the passage way from my eyes to my nose was completely blocked off,,,,, which resulted in me lookin like i was full blown cryin like every 2 seconds... like if i kept my eyes open for too long my eyes would get watery and tears would flow out LMAO ,,,, i looked like i just never stopped crying,,, but it was just my eyes were just ALWAYS WATERING sdlgjsdif damn u have no idea after the procedure i was like 'do ppl live like this??? not having to wipe tears every 0.2 sec??? oh my god,,, i am livin THE LIFE' 

First piercing: i hav no piercings!!! Bc stabbing holes thru myself scares me sdlkjgsoidg but i love the way earrings look tho so :///// 

First sport you joined: dance or gymnastics???? I dont rly remember

First vacation: CHINA prob???? 

First pair of sneakers: i think sketchers LMAO ,,, the big thing  

🌙 RIGHT NOW

Eating: nothing!!!!!

I’m about to: do som sketches for my AP art class 

Listening to: my dad sing som old chinese folk stuff behind me LOL 

Want kids: i already adopted all 9 members of stray kids tho ??? idk if im ready for more atm 

Get married: LOL This question just reminded me of smol story from my childhood: so like i used to b rly close w these 3 other kids,,,, one other girl and 2 guys,,, and our parents were all rly tight too,, and our four families would just go camping together and it was rly :’’D fun and so we all made a pact that I would marry one of the guys and the other girl would marry the other guy and we’d all go camping together forever but then KINDERGARTEN HIT,,,, we moved schools and yeah im still rly close w the girl but i miss the 4 of us dkgjsodigjsdlkgsdf LOL 

Career: waterbottle 🌙 

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes: eyes? Eh idk i just never rly considered lips ?? LOL 

Hugs or kisses: hugs? I dont hav experience w kisses so sldkgjsoidgjsd yike syikes yikes 

Shorter or taller: TALLER

Troublemaker or hesitant: uhhhhh neither??? Like i just want someone playful + extroverted bc im quite introverted,,,,,,,,,, so if he was hesitant we’d just b super awkward and quiet,,, and i don’t like getting involved w sketchy troublemaker shit either LOL ,,, 

Older or younger: as long as they r in the same school grade level,,,, and i guess 1-2 yrs older is okaY? But lowkey freaks me out if too old 

Romantic or spontaneous: sldkgjsoidfj both? Like i lov someone who is unpredictable and spontaneous,,,, but on the other hand im lowkey a helpless romantic lasdkgjaoisdjf 

Sensitive or loud: both i guess too??? Its good to have someone understanding and sensitive but also someone who knows how to have fun  :) 

Hookup or relationship: hookups,,,,,,,, just dont make sense to me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, like i get attached to someone p easily so even if i dont plan on being attached,,,, i’d probably get attached :(  

🌙 HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: YIKES no 

Drank hard liquor: nO 

 Lost contacts/glasses: UH I HATE THIS BUT YES….. 

Sex on first date: yikes * (6.02 *10^23) adkgaosidjgaslkdf no thaNK you 

Broken someone’s heart: i dont know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, like i might’ve but maybe im just not aware ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but on a sidenote i think my old comupter science teacher gets a migrain everytime he sees me LOLLLLLL sdlgjsoidgjsldf 

Been arrested: no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :0 

Turned someone down: yeah lmao i kinda feel bad tho bc they were all good ppl,,,,  lskjgosidjf but thankfully im still good friends and pretty tight w all of them ~  

🌙 DO YOU BELIEVE

In yourself: ocassionally i try to :’’D

Miracles: lol yes 

Love at first sight: i used to ? but not anymore,,,, like i believe u can be attracted to someone at first sight ?? but i feel like love cannot be attained thru visual contact only asldgjoasidjalsdg

[nneoculture]

crush - mark lee bulleted scenario

a/n this is my first thing ever and my requests are open!!! request scenarios, reactions, and mtl’s pls! nct only!

summary: you have a huge crush on mark and donghyuck snitches and you try your best to avoid him as much as possible genre: fluff

- so you’re like ,, super close with donghyuck but not as close as he is with mark - and you like mark A LOT but you don’t even know him personally you just hear about him from donghyuck and see him around school - and OFCOURSE you wouldn’t tell donghyuck about your crush on mark. that boy can’t keep his mouth shut even if he tried - so like one day you’re just hanging out with donghyuck doing your own best friend-y things at this cafe - then suddenly mark and their other friends (literally the rest of 127 but thats so irrelevant) come in so donghyucks like YOOOOO U GUYS ARE HERE TOO - so he calls them over and hes like this is y/n they’re my bff - and you’re like . h-hi stutter stutter bc mark!!! lee!!! is standing right in front of you - and theyre like oh nice to meet you but we gotta get going now we’re gonna be late for our thing - so they leave and as soon as they’re out of the door donghyuck turns to look at you and goes - “i have no idea why i never realized” - and you’re like “bitch what” - and he’s like “you like mark DON’T YOU????” - and you’re like “I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM” - and he’s like “shut up i saw how you were looking at him earlier i bet you didn’t even see the other guys” - and you try to defend urself by saying “i paid attention to the other guys just as much as i did to mark!!!!! the hell are u talking about” - and so donghyucks like “then whats the name of the guy with the pink hair?” - you’re like “tae……yeon?” - and hes like SEEEEEEEEE - he doesnt stop teasing you about it - you eventually get fed up and youre like “OK I LIKE MARK NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I BREAK UR NECK!!!!! keep it a secret though or i’ll actually break your neck” - so donghyucks like “ofcourse your secrets safe with me” - you don’t trust him but you don’t really think much of it - so a few days pass and you’re at school and you notice marks kinda glancing at you but he never really says hi - but youre like oh maybe he just recognizes me from the cafe - and this happens a couple more times which makes u feel kinda :3333 bc mark lee is looking at u but maybe he just looks at everyone so ur also like ;(((( - then probably a week after the cafe thing you’re eating lunch with donghyuck at school and you notice he’s really quiet - and he’s being EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA nice for some reason and youre like. this can’t be real - so you’re like “what are you hiding” - and donghyuck stares at you in shock - then he stuffs a whole spoon of rice into his mouth - and he’s like “imayormaynothavetoldmarkyoulikehim” - and you obviously didn’t understand a thing he said because it was muffled by all that RICE - so you ask him “what did u say” - and he swallows his food and goes “DON’T GET MAD AT ME PROMISE YOU WON’T GET MAD” - you’re like ok i promise - and donghyucks like “i told mark you like him” - AND YOU KICKED HIM IN THE LEG FROM UNDER THE TABLE SO FAST - HE’S LIKE “YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BE MAD YOU PROMISED” - and you’re like “YOU KNEW I’D GET MAD” - then you two are just sitting there in silence til u finally calmed down and went “when did u tell him” - and donghyuck says “like … last week maybe” - and you’re like UGH THATS WHY HES BEEN STARING but u dont tell donghyuck that because hes annoying so u say “what did he say” - so donghyuck goes “he just said oh really?” - and you’re like OH REALLY ? - TF DOES THAT MEAN - so ur over it (on the outside, because you don’t wanna talk about it with donghyuck anymore) but on the inside you’re silently freaking out and now you don’t wanna have any encounters with mark at all - so you start avoiding being near him at all times - see him in the library? RUN!!!! - oh he’s in the nurses office too? you’re suddenly not sick - donghyuck wants you and his friends to catch a movie together??? you suddenly have so much homework sorry can’t make it - you’re just doing everything in your will to not encounter mark because its kinda embarrassing if he addresses it ya know - so one day you’re walking your dog in the park - and you let her off her leash bc its safe anyway let her have fun ok whatever - then you’re just sitting on a park bench just on your phone texting and shit - then you look over at where your dog is and you see ANOTHER DOG HUMPING HER - so you’re like OH MY FUCKING GOD - and you rush over to where the two doggos are at - and so does the owner of the other dog - and you’re too busy RUNNING OVER TO YOUR DOG TO REALIZE THAT THE OTHER OWNER IS NONE OTHER THAN MARK LEE - so u finally get there and u look at him and you’re like AW CRAP - and he looks at you and goes “oh hey y/n…… sorry about this” - and you’re like “uhhhh its fine i mean i guess she’s old enough ugh what am i saying im sorry too” - and he just laughs and inside ur like HES SO CUTE - but yeah deep inside you’re like “UDHDHHDHDJD THIS IS SO AWKWARD OUR DOGS ARE LITERALLY MATING AND THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO” - so youre both just standing there awkwardly - ……waiting for your dogs to finish - and he breaks the silence by saying “you’re pretty close with donghyuck huh” - and you’re like “oh uh yeah our parents are friends” - and he’s like “if i hadn’t known better i would think you’re dating tbh” - and you’re about to say “BUT U KNOW I LIKE U” - but he doesn’t know that you know so you’re just like “hes like a brother to me i’d never date him” - but then he goes “so who would u date” - and ur like wtf is he trying to get me to say its him thats so cocky of him - and something just comes over you because bro. mark lee is right here talking to u just take ur chance RIGHT - and u go “i know donghyuck told you” - and hes like ???? what - and you’re like “you don’t have to deny it mark i know donghyuck told you about my crush on you” - and marks like “WHAT CRUSH HE DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING” - and you’re like WHAT - but what you weren’t expecting was this - mark goes “DONGHYUCK TOLD ME HE TOLD YOU THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU” - and youre just SHOOK - you’re like “THATS WHAT HE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU” - and youre both too shocked at how well donghyuck planned this - you’re literaly forgetting to acknowledge the fact that the feeling is mutual and YOUR DOGS ARE DONE MATING - then it hits u and ur like “wait u like me?” - and marks like “i always have??? YOU LIKE ME?” - and youre like “I ALWAYS HAVE TOO” - and marks like “damn….. donghyuck really did this…..” - and you tell him you’re already planning dh’s death - and marks like “count me in…. he’s dead to me too….” - and you’re like “ill hold his arms you hold his legs” - so mark goes “we should plan this thoroughly over lunch… maybe this saturday?” - and you’re like “is that a date?” - and he’s like “PSH NO obviously nOt its a plan to kill donghyuck” - you’re like :333 “see you on saturday then” - and hes like “lets not bring our dogs” - and you’re like “agreed” - so now you’re going on a date with mark all thanks to donghyucks devious plan. that boy lied to both of you to get the truth out GENIUS

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ALL OF THEM

FUCK YOU HOE————————1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?i sure hope so;;;2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?yeah3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?never4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?thats what i do at volunteering lmao5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?probably my abusive ex LMAO6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?Landslide by Oh Wonder reminds me of @inu-vu7. What exactly are you wearing right now?my volunteer shirt and sweats8. How often do you listen to music?almost always9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?both tbh10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?2013 over bih11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?antisocial (social with friends)12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?almost13. What about ‘R’?.....almost14. Can you drive a stick shift?nope15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?yeah16. Are you going out of town soon?maybe?17. When was the last time you cried?today (saw doggos)18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?yes19. If you could change your eye color, would you?to blue20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?not really21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.nothing? today’s been good22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?hell yes23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?nah24. What are you sitting on right now?a chair25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?yeah, my friendos26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?fuck yes27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?my friends on discord28. Do you get a lot of colds?i think? 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Dumb Friends League30. Does anyone hate you?probably31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?nope32. Do you like watching scary movies?fuck yes pls watch them with me;;;;33. Do you want your tongue pierced?nope34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?201635. Did you have a dream last night?i dont think so36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?today37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?maybe, who knows38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?hah, as if;;;;;39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?(see above)40. Did you have a good day yesterday?not really41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?kind of? 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?god i wish43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?yeah but then they broke up with me so :^)44. What’s the best part about school?nothing45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?hell yeah46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?nope47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?yes48. Were you single over the last summer?yes49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?nope50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?going home but im here answering this51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?nah52. Are you nice to everyone?not really53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?yes54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?hell yes55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?lmao no56. Do you think you like someone?yes;;;;;;57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?no58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?either one’s fine59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?yep60. Do you hate anyone?hell yeah: my parents, my ex, and my ex friend61. How’s your heart?good?62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?not really63. Have you ever cried over a guy?pfft no64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?my ex lmao65. Are your toenails painted pink?nope66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?who knows67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?no !!!!!68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?nope69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?My mom70. How do you look right now?tired af71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?my friends !!!!72. Can you commit to one person?ye73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?yes !!74. Have you ever felt replaced?hell yeah75. Did you wake up cranky?lmao always76. Are you a jealous person?ME AF77. Are relationships ever worth it?maybe?78. Anyone you’re giving up on?parents79. Currently wanting to see anyone?@inu-vu and @lady-misfortune !!!!80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?drawwww81. Last person you cried in front of?mom i think82. Is there someone you will never forget?my friends83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?hhhhh idk84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?anime binging and junk food eating85. Are you over your past?nope86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?yes87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?@inu-vu88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?depends89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?yes 👀90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?not really91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?pfft, if only92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?my ex93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?nope94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?nope95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?n/a96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?yes97. Who do you have texts from?my friends98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?“I wish you good luck”99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?almost100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?its just me lmao101. Ever kissed under fireworks?no102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?y e s

[no-pretence-of-something]

Do the whole gosh danging orchestra

OK so I would like to thank this anon for RUINING ASKS FOR ME ..im 100% kidding I need the validation and attention thanks anon lol

Violin - Are you a perfectionist?Yes but to the point that im too scared to actually do the thing bc it inevitably WONT be perfect so nothing ever gets done

Viola - What makes you different?….ive been hit by a car…..idk what you want from me man like I like to think im pretty different from lots of people.. like different in what way??

Cello - Favourite place to be?ok theres this like this bunch of cliffs and rocks in dunsborough and theres like this giant rock pool that you have to climb down to and HUGE waves break over the top of it and its AMAZING but we usually cant stay for very long bc my mom gets nervous lol

Double Bass - How do you like to relax?Playing video games or exercising or writing or literally anything that i don’t HAVE to do

Acoustic Guitar - What instruments do you play?What DO I play or what CAN I play lol I play the trumpet

Electric Guitar - Do you experience synesthesia?nope

Electric Bass - What do you want to study?well I am currently doing a bachelor of music for jazz so I think its safe to say that I really wanna study…..archaeology

Electric Cello - Favourite composer?ok so I do not have a fav composer(i know right bad music student oh well) BUT im in the latin ensemble at uni so I have recently become a p big fan of tito puente’s work and stuff

Electric Violin - Have you ever been in a musical/play?I have been in the band for my high school’s productions of sweet charity and hairspray

Harp - Favourite piece you’ve played?song for my father by horace silver or the second movement of gustav holst’s first suite in Eb

Ukulele - Are you a good performer?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my parents say im good so lets just say that

Sitar - Where do you see yourself in 10 years?I dont wanna go too in depth bc its v lame and cheesy but I wanna be happy and I wanna be performing and writing my own shit and I wanna have lots of doggos

Balalaika - Do you enjoy playing sports?I love soccer and played it for 9 years and was p good if I say so myself but I’ve been taking a break for music

Mandolin - Who inspires you?FUCK IDK lots of people I guess. Spite mostly

Piccolo - Describe your personalityannoying?????I like to think im funny and creative.

Flute - Have you ever gone overseas?I grew up in the US of A and now im in Aus and I’ve been to Europe

Oboe - Favourite kind of weather?COLD AND WET PLS

Cor Anglais - Introvert, ambivert, or extrovert?introvert?????

Clarinet - How much time do you spend online?As much as possible lol

Bass Clarinet - Favourite item of clothing?I dont?? have one? I really like my dress pants and shirt that I perform in?? ooo also a ghostbusters t-shirt thats like a size too big and its soft as fuck

Bassoon - Do you enjoy online shopping?yeah but im wayyy too impulsive for it

Contrabassoon - Are you brave?I like to think I am but im really not

Bass Flute - Can you dance?NOOOOOOOOOOO and its the bane of my existence do you know how much my PASTY WHITE ASS would love to be able to impress people like Eva and my gf with some SICK MOVES

Soprano Saxophone - How many times have you broken a bone?I have broken my wrist twice my thumb once and 3 teeth(teeth count as bones right???)

Alto Saxophone - Have you ever pulled an all nighter?do you mean in the last week or????

Tenor Saxophone - Favourite film?at this very moment in time its wonder woman but all time constant favs are master and commander and wall-e

Baritone Saxophone - Describe your dream bedroombigger so as to hold all of the crap that I hoard like a dragon oo also with one of those cool bunk bed things with a desk or storage space underneath

French Horn - Where are you from?Perth, home of absolutely nothing interesting

Mellophone - Favourite musical?wicked bc im v basic

Trumpet - What makes you happy?I mean lots of stuff?? not having any work to do, having time to do stuff I like to do, rain, being able to sleep, not having a headache, performing, and on a more lame note my gf and my best friend

Slide Trumpet - Do you like being outdoors?yes

Cornet - Favourite genre of music?uggghgh i dont have one??? am i obliged to say jazz????????

Flugelhorn - How do you feel about your past?It was good and I miss it sometimes  

Bugle - Would you ever join the army?I would join the air force

Trombone - Describe your dream mealmashed potatoes and veggies and crumbed cutlets

Valve Trombone - Do you suffer from imposter syndrome?idk what this means but according to wikipedia its a thing that high-achievers get?? so probs not lol

Bass Trombone - Are you reliable?oooooOOooo i dont think im at liberty to judge myself lol. i hope so?

Tenor Horn - What do you aspire to be?Happy and talented and rich

Baritone Horn - Do you have perfect pitch?I FUCKING WISH

Euphonium - Favourite food?…..crumbed cutlets

Sousaphone - Who is your hero?julie d’aubigney, hatshepsut, goddesses, my pup, whoever invented milo, the cool moustache guy that works at the ice-cream place, any girl I have ever seen busking in the city, my late crawfish, whoever invented rocks, rebecca sugar, oh i was supposed to take this seriously hello afraid of sincerity pleased to meet you??

Tuba - How/Why did you join Tumblr?honestly im p sure it was just bc my gf had it

Melodica - Do people consider you annoying?It wouldnt surprise me

Harmonica - What makes you laugh?anything with a dog doing anything

Accordion - Favourite Tumblr blog?I dont have one

Air Horn - Are you good with kids?short answer..no …long answer….consider dogs

Ocarina - Do you know how to do CPR?I think we did a class on it in like year 8???? but I dont think id be able to do it now?

Whistle - Favourite smell? fire or rain

Slide Whistle - What TV shows have you binge-watched?lots: game of thrones, SW the clone wars, orange is the new black, brooklyn nine nine to name a few

Didgeridoo - Tell a funny story!When I was in 4th grade me and my 2 best friends were goofing off in the bathroom (bc naturally) and one of the stalls didn’t lock so my and my friend Grace were like guarding the door for my other friend Jill and we had the smart idea to like hold the door so she like cant get out (bc friendship!) and she starts trying to pull the door open and like shove it open and the door came off its hinges and all three of us were stuck there holding a bathroom door. My other 2 friends told us to drop the door and run as they were running from the bathroom and I was v close to running but they made me stay lol. i forgot what happened next but next thing I knew we were getting told off by Jill’s mom bc she was a teacher at the school and we saw the vice principal and had to write out what happened and i know this doesn’t sound v funny but i found out a few years ago that when my parents got the call from the vice principal they couldn’t stop laughing WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH HIM and he was like telling them how serious it was and my siblings all told me how funny it was seeing all 3 of us walking around the school, crying, looking like we were walking to our deaths. Ok but they didn’t even fix the door???like????????

Recorder - How well did you do in school?I definitely did not do as well as I could have

Xylophone - Do you like classical music?I dont have anything against classical music?

Marimba - What’s your ringtone?honestly no idea my phone is always on silent

Glockenspiel - Are you talkative?depends on who im with..actually it depends on what mood im in tbh

Bongos - Can you jumpstart a car?no…?

Wood Block - Describe your dream house@evaaupaysdesmerveilles its gonna be big and awesome and have lots of windows and its apparently gonna have an art studio and an observatory and a library and a music studio thing and a room ENTIRELY made of pillows

Snare Drum - Favourite colour?dark purple

Bass Drum - Would you want to be able to read minds?yesssss

Timpani - Do you enjoy meeting new people?…..noooooooooot really

Gong - Are you a loud or soft person?it depends

Triangle - Could you imagine being the President/Prime Minister?nope

Steel Drum - Favourite season?winter

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Replies/Anon Messages

Under ‘read more’ because long post is loooooooooong.

anonymous asked:

one piece anon* ahem...*cough* well you see this non has dived this year into op hell due to high influence of friends haha (stop lying you hoe it was bcs of the freckle face X'S *blush) aaand (pls dont remind me of the awful fact. nope. for me it didnt happen. no. nope, nope just nope. ) yeah im liking it far too much and so far ive cried like a baby at every emotional part, bcs i identify so much with characters like robin chopper and snooj bcs i went through some of those bgs of them. ;W;

Oh man, anon, let me tell you, just thinking of each and everyone’s backstory leaves me an old sobbing mess, I can’t even describe how touching everything is. Lemme tell you, Oda is doing an amazing job, this series is and will always be a masterpiece.

anonymous asked:

glasses non* and oh btw inuoka's reaction is everyone .@ me. whenever i put glasses on people dont recognize me at all. #shit happens x'D

Same here, Anon. My coworkers haven’t gotten used to it in years, so... 

anonymous asked:

does anyone here listen to kpop? i happened to listen to a song from BTS and found it lit. but im a bit afraid of diving into the hole that is the kpop world and never getting out of it x'DDD (also now i want to learn korean bcs of the lyrics. i must known what they say ajhsbnjm )

Me not too often, but maybe someone here can connect with you? *wiggles eyebrows*

anonymous asked:

toxic household anon*: yeah well so far chances are looking good to me, i have some money saved, and although it might be enough for one year, im not sure if for three/four it will be bcs if possible i didnt want them to pay for anything of my part since they'd later on try to rub it on my face and i dont want assholes to pay for my stuff. the thing is, for me to focus on the studies i cant be working full time as i am rn, but the job i have is not something i want to keep doing and people 1/2 2/2 there are also toxic -they constantly distort stories to fit them just to not take blame on events and this one particular group  discriminates me and other colleagues just bcs they didnt go to uni with them, on the same course. i honestly hate this kind of people but for me it does not affect me as much as in feeling lonely bcs id rather be by myself than have assholes such as those nearby and ive been used to being the outcast throughout my life. but yeah soon enough i hope to get the job

Aaaah, before we get to the actual thing I wanna say, let’s rename you into braveheart anon, or anything empowering. You are letting go of the toxicity in your life and it should show already, right? Okay. Well, could you make it while working part-time? I’m sure there is some compromise you can make in order to manage both, Anon. You can do this. Ah, about your colleagues, let me tell you, you have them in every job. Either they are afraid to speak up, take responsibility or they talk behind your back to others about you. As long as you don’t let them drag you down you should be fine. Also, this is not the only job in the entire world right? There are ways to find something different, if push comes to shove. I believe in you!

anonymous asked:

about that trip to japan! peeps there are so shy but stare at foreigners so much, like piercing through your soul every once - teens or aged people... like ... i get it im a gaijin. you can stop now <x'DC and this reminded me of that scene where tanaka and noya were behind sugawara when yachi came in the gym , staaaaring. i feel like they would do this if they saw a cute tourist in the metro carriage like ' oi, ryuu. look. it's a goddess.' " where, noya-san?!' X'D

Hm, well I think that the amount of foreigners is still pretty low in Japan, which could explain the staring. People are just curious, I guess. I think, I’d be too.

                                                                                                                              Anonymous said to haikyuu-plus: everytime i see crows now i am like ' oh its karasuno! ' *facepalms and shakes head. * and owls as well as cats the same logic towards nekoma and fukurodani like 'oh is this a bokuto or an akaashi? ' #why brain     i got the nitotan plushies of the bros -kuroo and bokuto - and i put them next to my doggo by chance on the bed and she totally avoided kuroo and prefered barking at bokuto to play or used him as pillow. maybe its the hair. or...sHE KNOWS. (#she doesnt like cats and knows kuroo is a cat X'D) (just wanted to share troll random facts )       

Haha, there is a post roaming around trying to analyze what type of owl/cat the members could be. You could try looking for that ;) I looked at the nitotan plushies and they are incredibly cute! Although Kuroo should be good with dogs, since he has Inuoka on the team but oh well... Guess there is more for us to love ;D

anonymous asked:

Hey! This is Bokuto and the college sweetheart anon! I did mean more like they had previously dated in high school or college but broke up because of distance or something, and then became neighbors years later. But this is cute too!! :)

Haha, I guess there was some kind of misunderstanding then. Would you like me to redo it or are you satisfied?

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