#DUDES AN ASS

[chloesimaginationthings]

How I assume salvaging went in FNAF pizza sim

[bunnwich]

How would you react? (reblog and tell me for part 2 >:3)

[weaver-z]

There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[florallylly]

concept: eddie has heard many a rumor about king steve, but he's actually never really bothered to seek him out. and while he was doing his lunchtime monologues, steve was usually hanging out with tommy and carol in the parking lot. so despite hawkins high being a small school, he's never connected the rumor to the boy.

he HAS however seen steve, he just doesn't know it. and it's basically love at first sight, but eddie is never able to catch up to him and learn his name. so whenever he talks to his friends, he just calls him the guy with the Fat Ass.

and his friends always brush over steve harrington whenever eddie tries to point out the "love of his life." so it becomes a running joke that eddie is in love with some sort of ghost with a Fat Ass.

then one day, steve peeks into the drama room, looking for dustin. and all eddie can do is point and say "you... you fat ... fat ass." and steve is just like "rude."

[makanidotdot]

ELUNE CONVO FIX IT part 1

i did it i finished!! finished enough anyway

How about instead of Tyrande getting possessed by Elune, we actually got to see them have a conversation about why tf she won't let her kill sylvanas!!! And get some real payoff for all the "hmm something's off about Elune"!! And more!!

Warning this one is long and boring. part 2 is way better lol

sry she should more serious here but w/e we're just going with 'angy' lol

i think i drew these same poses in the sylvanas one lol oop sry my brain library is not vast

ok one thing i added at the last second was elune is like pulling from tyrande's personal elune power to get her real form back to properly tell winter queen to fuck off. and that's why tyrande looks like she has spider webs on her it's just glowy elune magic

and then winter queen does go fuck off bc i didn't want to draw her anymore

End of part 1!! Also when tyrande is watching elune and WQ yell at each other I imagine it like a kid watching their mom get in a fight at the grocery store or smt lol

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere

[obisamya]

I really miss hearing you play. You do? Of course. Thought you hated it when I played. Why on earth would you think that? 'Cause you literally said that to me once, Dad. You said I wouldn't practise enough, how I was squandering my potential and wasting my privilege. You were given opportunities I never had, and so I expected a lot from you. Well, it scared the shit out of me. I know that now.

TED LASSO, 3.10

[blvcksuba]

come baby

[sarcasmprodigy]

Captured by her failgirl energy I'm afraid.

[vieramars]

Mag 12 is probably my favorite Gerry episode because this man is covered in hours-old burns zonked out of his mind on painkillers limping around in a hospital that is actively turning into a slow cooker and he still puts in the effort to say mysterious shit and serve cunt

[djbj748]

Funny how today spring cleaning out the camper got so horned up thinking about all the fun we've had and we're going to have raw dog in private this summer buddy! goddamm i need you right now ajk- I cannot wait for some cock 🍆and ass 🍑from you buddy..😛 being bi. In secret. is fun with muscle buds

[panakoui]

post canon laishuro prelude :>

[avernusreject]

Like I didn't need more fuel to my durge/gortash trash heap of a ship. I've been recording bits of gameplay for screenshots and I got this.

GORTASH. I SEE THAT SOFT FUCKING SMILE.

[joneevarts]

When your bf can turn into a cat!

Based on @annczakdy post!

(I really wanna draw more of Dream and Hob but my brain I focusing on the Corinthian so maybe not rn lmao)

Part 2 of cat!Dream shenanigans

[p4nishers]

no but actually imagine being immortal and meeting THE LOVE OF UR FUCKING ENDLESS LIFE and spending SIX THOUSAND MFING YEARS imagining an ETERNAL future with them and fucking knowing that you want to spend ACTUAL FOREVER with them like dude im gonna fucking choke and die how can love like that exist even in fucking fiction?? HOW??? this is making me so emotional imagine someone wanting to spend actual fucking eternity with you i would die at the mere fucking possibility. "and we spend our EXISTENCE pretending that we aren't (...) and i would like to spend–" are u fucking kidding me rn man??? fuck off fuck u shut up