#Daniel doesn’t want to be there at all

[badstargateimagines]

Heyo! I was just scrolling through your posts again and regarding a beach episode, I gotta know how you headcanon what they would wear in this episode! Ik Daniel ends up getting pretty ripped by the end of the series but in the beginning he’s kinda squishy (my mom used that word to describe him in regards to his general vibes in fights LOL) and I feel like he could look very smol and soft in a beach episode 🥺 or maybe I’m a simp lol

Hope your day off went well and no pressure to do this request! :)

- geekygumiho

Ahhh yes the beach episode post I remember it like it was made in a drunken haze at a frat house! But yes I usually refer to my blog as season 3.5 of Stargate so Daniel would still be in is squishy era kind of.

As we all know, beach episodes, historically speaking, are gratuitous, toe-curling, tooth-rotting fan service. My dream beach episode is kind of like that but like I gotta be realistic here: most of them would rather be on base. Here r the fits I think they’d be wearing for @geekygumiho

Jack: A middle aged man in the 90s? He’s wearing the Steven Page Special: cargo shorts, Birkenstocks with socks and an open Hawaiian shirt. He also is definitely sporting Oakley sunglasses and an Air Force ball cap. I think he’s mostly there because he was promised he could fish but is enjoying the vibes anyway. Very much chilling with a corona on the beach watching Sam everyone having fun

Teal’c: okayokayokay so this is tricky because he has a gaping hole in his torso with a little worm in it and as much as I want this to be fan service I can’t fully abandon canon and potentially have just random ass tourists see The Worm Pouch. Instead he will be wearing a tight-fitting black tank top, Star Wars swim trunks from Walmart, and a cowboy hat. He also wears Birkenstocks but with no socks because it was ✨the 90s✨ and we all know that the ugliest, sturdiest, and most comfortable piece of German footwear engineering took America by storm at that time.

Sam: I feel like Sam in probably a two-piece girly but spends most her time on the beach in a Stevie Nicks style cover-up. If Edge of 17 comes on the radio BACK UP because she needs twirling room. The beach is 100% where she lets loose and will not stop ogling Jack as subtlety as she can. She’s also learning how to surf from Janet and Janet was the one who convinced her to wear a bikini.

Daniel: this man did not want to go to the beach. He did not own beach clothes. He’s there because everyone was calling him a killjoy. He had to go to Target last minute to pick up his beach clothes. He wears the only pair of board shorts he could find in his size that just happen to have a Hawaiian shirt print on them and he also wears his floppy hat so he doesn’t get sunburned. Adding to that, whenever he’s on the beach he is re-applying sunblock and occasionally will keep his plaid shirt on but unbuttoned so his arms don’t get burned.

Janet: she’s the reason they all went and she is surfing or absolutely crushing her competition in beach volleyball. She’s also mad into sun protection but still wears a bikini. If she feels so inclined she’ll use a silk kimono as a cover up but mostly she’s there because she knows she’s the absolute hottest thing under the sun.

[rickybaby]

@.danielricciardo: home on my head

[fromwarmclimate]

just gotta love how the fandom entirely freaked out over the lando bestie comment from daniel like the ‘i <3 MV’ thing never happened right in front of our salad

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ok but,, why DO they call it spoons??

[chaosinstigator]

if you look for a reason to hate someone you’re always going to find it, please for the love of god choose to use your energy on better things

[ef-1]

I love your daniel vs english vid sm:’) he’s so endearing. And best part is there could literally be 347 parts of that vid made😭

Daniel: *says something devastatingly eloquent, casually gut wrenching poeticism, made more brutal by being said passingly*

also Daniel: what am I trying to say? Anything I said even a word?

[fiveredlights]

i can not stop thinking about a taskmaster / formula 1 au it’s all i’ve been thinking about the past three days

[vicsy]

bestie spill the beans what’s your ricallen agenda 👀

well. possibly controversial but I stand by it.

Daniel would definitely top the hell out of Josh and that’s something they’d both enjoy. join me in perceiving the truth about Daniel and his quest to acquire more big men for him to fuck. for posterity I will say that I’m not invested in the ship, being a maxiel enjoyer through and through.

[heartshpedfx]

I support Armand's fanfic

(I think he fucked Lestat but not in that way he described necessarily)

he ABSOLUTELY fucked lestat but i don’t think it was in one of the theatre boxes in front of nicki, to me that just doesn’t seem like lestats style

[rickybaby]

Ricciardo surprised by timing of Hamilton's Ferrari announcement

[hekateinhell]

Listen, the only reason I ignore Louis’s age being retconed from 25 to 24 is because I need someone in that room to have a fully cooked brain

And NO MARIUS DOES NOT COUNT that man is more petty and immature than Lestat and Armand combined lmao

[formulahs]

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[zappedbyzabka]

Listen….listennnn

Johnny in these.

He is so unbelievably Barbie doll to me—I play with his character like one lol. I see everyone saying he’s Ken (which is somewhat because CK decided to dumb him down (a lot) so now everyone associates him with ditsness), and I think there are a good amount of similarities as well—the headband, for example—but to me he’s a mix, taking the og TKK Johnny into account. Irl, Barbie would have been a bit prissy and probably even a little mean—but she is Barbie and rules don’t apply to her, so Johnny is kind of Rockelle-like in attitude but Barbie-like in looks.

And on the doll clothes note. I am so so obsessed with the fashion. After seeing the Barbie movie, I am BACK on my doll loving bullshit.

⬇️

There is a single Monster High outfit and that is because even as an older kid I looooved Clawdeen and Draculara and their outfits. I’d turn it red or blue for Johnny though. And the rest….need to explanation. Just picture it, he’d look amazing.

Obviously he’d still wear his band shirts and wrangler jeans cause he looks great in them, but he can wear these too.

[void-tiger]

Dream’s kinda his own Worst Enemy in that in denying his own needs, he’s also denied the needs of the dreams and nightmares he created…to not be manipulated further by Desire and Despair…to not become overwhelmed by the dreamers’…to not overwhelm the dreamers…to not be alone.

And it utterly backfires.

[in-kyblogs]

I still can’t believe they gave us vampire Daniel already. I was convinced I’d had to wait until actual season 4 for that. Btw this -to me- is the most clear hint they could give that most of the devil’s minion chapter already happened in the seventies

[slimyweed]

blank narcissus was incredible gay erotica/lamentations on past relationships & old age. sexy and beautiful and haunting and sad. felt like i was watching something genuinely interesting and fresh. which is the exact Opposite of how shiva baby felt, incredibly overrated; boring, did absolutely nothing new technically/narratively/etc. and the character motivations were too skeletal for me to find anything to chew on.