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Dash Baxter as the Overly Competent Metropolis Cop
We all know the "Dash becomes a Police Officer" trope, but I can never remember what Coty he is placed in.
Now, Imagine if Dash is placed in Metropolis? He starts out on the force and keeps telling everybody that this City is "Nowhere near as exciting as I thoight it would be" and "There aren't even any Supervillains that I can arrest"
And everybody else is just thinking that he is just overconfident in his own skills than that he is just a glory seeker.
And then one day, Lex Luthor breaks out of Prison and gets one of his Giant Mechs. Superman arrived on scene to try and stop him only to discover Dash handcuffing a peefectly fine Lex on the hood of his Car while Lex's Mech Suit is laying 10 meters away totally unscathed.
This random cop somehow managed to defeat Lex Luthor's Mech Suit (Which was designed to battle SUPERMAN) without needing to hurt Lex OR damage the suit in any way.
Well, at the very least that must have been a difficult feat to pull of-
"That was easily the worst Power Armor I have ever had to fight dude, are you sure you're a Super Genius?"
What?!
#Dp x dc#Dpxdc#Danny phantom#Dc#Dcu#Dash Baxter#Dash#Superman#Metropolis#Dash is a Cop#Overly Competent Cop#Everybody from Amity Park is Overly Conpetent#Superman is worried#Dash is still bored#Maybe he should transfer to that Gotham place?#It seems more interesting anyways
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the current generation of fighting games has absurd projectile zoner characters like asuka, jp, vlov, and others, but they're also like, generally pretty good at giving everyone else tools to get in and bother them without having to do the ancient fighting game thing of walking forward 3 pixels and blocking, and also fireballs don't do 1/4 of your health on hit anymore
#it's still far and away my least favorite archetype to play against but at least you can dash block#and they're not as boring as sf2 shotos#or as oppressive as peacock teams
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zeno's ultimate pokemiku tierlist ⁉️(it's all his opinion and he loves them all regardless⁉️)
#like arrfgggdiakaktmcksmsama this was literally all for me like they knew what they were doing#i love character design i love pokemon i love miku. and then you put ALL THREE TOGETHER....#i will explain some of my choices here#poison miku is just too good but also i am a big sucker for freaky scientists with constant “worry” eyebrows#her design is just so out there and crazy (this is about the shoes. some understand the greatness of the shoes and some dont. and thats ok.)#every other miku in peak i think establishes their theme exeptionally well especially ghost bug and fighting#for ghost i already love spooky and gloomy looking characters and that miku delivers tenfold (of course shes designed by the GOAT take)#esp with the mix of ghostly and electronic/digital regarding the glitchy parts n the 01 hologram#she looks like shell invade my computer and give it a virus if i dont send the chainmail about her tragic file corruption to 10 friends#(in the best way possible)#for bug miku the big dress is a huge plus but also i just think shes adorable nuff said#for fighting - i love a delinquent character and she fits that really well. the half coat thing is a big highlight for me#also the leek theme is absolutely iconic#for the ones i didnt like as much - i honestly just think the koraidon one is a leeeeetle bit boring#dont get me wrong. it has really cool aspects like the hair and the koraidon like cape but idk#it feels like theres a lot going on but not that much at the same time? its still a really nice design tho esp the hair color#for the ones in yellow tier - i just dont like the color palletes very much . theyre still really nice designs esp fire miku#but all in all these are genuinely all amazing designs and i dont want to be too critical or mean to any of them esp seeing im not a pro#but this was really fun to see unfold!!! cant wait until the songs start dropping#in the topic of miku as well - hey muse dash where's my miku on the switch version....#please dont make us wait too long 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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"What if Asha was the daughter of King Magnifico and Queen Amaya?"
Well either Amaya has to be Black and honestly just be Sakina at that point, or yall gotta acknowledge that a White villainous royal couple kidnapped a Black kid
#disney wish#wish rewrites still appear on my youtube dash and other than the boring starboy jack frost additions#yall are weirdly obsessed with getting rid of sakina and having two white peope raise the black girl#and not bat an eye to that-
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I hate to spam y'all, but my doctor's appointment is Monday the 13th. I've got a gig on Saturday that will pay $175 but I won't get my paycheck until the 15th so I'm still about $300 short.
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Enjoy this sexy pic as my dash tax
#dash tax: i put something boring on your feed but add a pic so that u still enjoy it#dm me if u have questions#hard limits are blood and scat not shaming but I don't know how to do those safely
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i hate that this website has location based ads now like it's one thing to promote the local grocery store chain to me but i am seeing ads for my workplace now :/
#stop it......#i don't want to go back but this is the last sick day i can reasonably take#i probably should've gone back today but i told them when i was still feeling worse that i wasn't coming in.......#ohhhh i dread going in tomorrow so much. i don't even dislike this job i just hate being somewhere everyday#each day feeling its meaninglessness...... my meaninglessness in the space.......... the repetition and redundancy#selling people who don't need to be there things that they don't need#standing all day long just fucking bored#hoping that enough has happened since i've been gone that people can fill me in#ugggh because it's soooo boring but stressful to have to generate conversation with the same people every day#when nothing new ever happens#and i get sick of everybody even the people that i like and i don't really think anybody likes me that much either#i guess i felt this when i worked there part time but because i only had to be there part time it wasn't this constant gnawing feeling#and they didn't have me in the shop all the time....... this schedule is fucking killing me#i walk there i stand all day and i walk home#that's one of the reasons i haven't come back in yet - i was so dizzy and nauseous that the idea of standing all day was like.#i obviously can't fucking do that even if i would otherwise feel well enough to come in#if i had a sitting job then it wouldn't matter if i was a little dizzy#but getting back and forth to work and then standing for 8 hours. even when i'm feeling well it's kind of a lot#idk i guess i'm pretty unhappy with this job and where i am in life etc but i can't quit rn because what else would i do#there's literally job of this type that is going to pay as well and have good benefits#and i'm not qualified yet for the type of work i hope to do in the future#so i just gotta wait it out but it feels like. endless.#sigh anyway i'm just lazy lol#all this is to say. stop putting ads for my workplace on my dash lol i don't need to see all that
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#on one hand I’m glad we have this new album announcement bc we’re back to talking about the music and not her personal life but there’s#still people talking and arguing about it and it just feels so pointless#like I really could not care less about who Taylor is dating as long as they’re not a horrible person#it’s just always weird when people start full on becoming fans of her bfs and then switching up on them so hard when they break up#j*e was nice because we knew nothing about him and he was sort of boring so it was like once every few months people would talk about him#and I could laugh along but with TK stuff being so constant and unavoidable it’s just exhausting bc I could not care less#like I don’t feel how the football bros feel about seeing Taylor constantly in regards to TK but it’s still not my ideal dash preference#like I’m glad y’all are having fun it’s just not always fun for everyone else and that okay!!#I just don’t like that my little getaway from my life is being taken over by stuff that I don’t care about you know???#I can’t get decent song analysis anywhere else#anyway xx
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Hey what’s up ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ extremely bored at work, anyone wanna send me anon asks? Book/manga/music recs, suggestions for what to draw, saucy OC questions, etc
#shaydh blathers#please im so bored#people are still on vacation and there’s nothing for me to do#I need to follow more people my dash is dead
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I feel like because Tumblr fucked up their own dash by removing icons from it is gonna make a lot of people go mobile only on here which does make me sad a bit because, like, customizing desktop themes and all that is what makes the Tumblr Experience™️… fun, y’know?
#personal#This IS a reach but let me rant.#But I’m also still fucking angry at this. I’ve been angry since this morning.#The dash looks so boring without the icons. I don’t know who I’m reblogging from. Terrible TERRIBLE idea.#Whoever in staff thought it? I hope you’re happy because your users… uh… aren’t LMAOOO#Anyway everyone go submit feedback so they can maybe bring it back!!!
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i still can't believe despe won
(this will be the only thing i'll talk about for etc etc)
#dishesrambles#the way he won too#like he looked so strooonnggg#it reminded me a little of his match vs akira last bosj which altho i havent made a moty list 2023 yet that one would be on there#catnip for me#i could watch it another few times and not get bored of it#ive been fantasy booking him ofc. wanna see him vs titan and robbie. hope he keeps the belt until after bosj and also wins bosj#and he'd win in the finals against hiromu ofc how else#is that asking too much? perhaps!!!#i was just super convinced this would be a dope match but hiromu would continue and maybe get that record defenses he wanted#altho i also wasnt too excited about his title reign (tho i really like how he used it and went just about everywhere with it)#(also tbf i kinda wanted to see hiromu and naito both with belts and then do the match they were gonna do in 2020 but couldnt bc covid)#i still can't believe it. also didnt think it'd set my brain on fire like this. that match was so sexy#so excited to see where this goes with him#'the wrestler makes the belt' and theyre right bc DESPE HAS THE BELT#ahem anyway ny dash today with DESPE WITH HIS BELT
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#probably already been done but i'm bored and miss this fandom#if anyone is still active pls interact! i need more content on my dash again#polls#hbo war#band of brothers#the pacific#generation kill#masters of the air
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we are united in a common cause on this ✨#blessed✨ day
#hi bots why do you keep liking my lxl posts lmaooooo they aren’t even good mans#n o t that any of my posts are even good to begin with but… my lxl posts are the worst of the worst o k#i mean. they’re p much bot bait at this point.. well! at least the bots like ‘em fruity too~~~~~#though. speaking of this hellsite.. does anyone else get annoyed when the dumb app makes you follow people you’ve never heard of?#like i can never tell if someone i’m following has changed their url or if they’re someone the ‘site possessed my account to follow#like… well… backstory time: i originally made this account to browse the ship tags for a c e r t a i n ship from a c e r t a i n fandom#back when the year was still somewhere in the 2010s i think.. then i lost interest in the ship and the fandom (rip 狛 x 日 y’all the ogs)#and then i deleted the app without having ever followed any accounts. but when i next logged in a few years later. m a n.#i was following some account that i’d never even heard of lmao. like whoaaaaa who you#the account seemed to have been abandoned though.. but they made some really pretty non-fandom art i think…#idk i just thought about it bc i keep seeing accounts i don’t recognise on my dash and i m just like w h o y o u 👁️🫦👁️#i feel kinda bad when i see posts from the accounts that use this site like an actual blog y’know..#like there you are; using the site like it was probably meant to be used.#while im just here making shitposts and the occasional tl for a small-ish fandom#hm. i think i could make t h e most boring blog ever if i ever tried to be a blogger lmao#like i once made a w o r d p r e s s jokeblog that had nothing but a post about kale chips on it… i think#i wonder if that site is still up though… can’t rem if i deleted it or something… o h w e l l#o h c o w. what point was i trying to make again? i forgor—#though. speaking of cows. ‘cow’ (in a c e r t a i n c h i n e s e d i a l e c t) was allegedly my brother’s first word as a kid#and yeah. it was directed at yours truly. (sadge) to think that my bro learned how to talk just to insult me..#brothers amirite? (truly sadge……..)#it is suiyoubi my dudes
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simblr is dead allegations going around again oh brother
#skill issue#my dash is alive and well like maybe follow more people?#and why is it turning into 'storytelling simblr is boring no one posts gameplay anymore'#i follow mostly gameplay blogs like why am i seeing people saying that?#like i guess i understand if sim stories arent your thing but there are SO many gameplay blogs like so many#i feel like there's more gameplay blogs than strictly storytelling blogs#a lot of people do both!!!#also a lot of people on simblr have grown up here at least a little and are now like adults with jobs and families or in school like...#yeah they wont be posting as much as they did when they had more free time no shit#but even then there are so many that are still active ill never understand this discourse and why it happens like every 4 months#my 2 cents no one asked for#court rambles
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"I still don't get why nuts and my brother are such a hot topic to talk about."
#ic | (heard and loved);#dash | (commentary from the leylines);#(the toni privilege of being able to see the 11th harbinger whenever she wants so his handsomeness and appeal are negative zero)#(there is no such thing as a handsome cool man to toni. bc her brother who is handsome and cool is just Boring And Ugly)#(ANYWAY i still see the ayaks bullying campaign is ongoing)
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