#Dash is a Cop

[bet-on-me-13]

Dash Baxter as the Overly Competent Metropolis Cop

We all know the "Dash becomes a Police Officer" trope, but I can never remember what Coty he is placed in.

Now, Imagine if Dash is placed in Metropolis? He starts out on the force and keeps telling everybody that this City is "Nowhere near as exciting as I thoight it would be" and "There aren't even any Supervillains that I can arrest"

And everybody else is just thinking that he is just overconfident in his own skills than that he is just a glory seeker.

And then one day, Lex Luthor breaks out of Prison and gets one of his Giant Mechs. Superman arrived on scene to try and stop him only to discover Dash handcuffing a peefectly fine Lex on the hood of his Car while Lex's Mech Suit is laying 10 meters away totally unscathed.

This random cop somehow managed to defeat Lex Luthor's Mech Suit (Which was designed to battle SUPERMAN) without needing to hurt Lex OR damage the suit in any way.

Well, at the very least that must have been a difficult feat to pull of-

"That was easily the worst Power Armor I have ever had to fight dude, are you sure you're a Super Genius?"

What?!

[nerdpoe]

So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

all of you are gay.

[spacedlexi]

when u want to like a character so so bad but theyre a cop so its impossible

[asunnydreamer]

Made some cards for the boys a while back but forgot to post them here. But I'm still proud of how these turned out!

However, I have once again redesigned their dresses Qvq

Future posts of my Dancing Powers boys will have the updated dresses I have sitting in my AU folder. And there's extra stuff cooking too so keep a eye out for those!

[benevolenterrancy]

Detective Conan for the osmosis ask meme

Dashboard Osmosis understanding of Detective Conan!

Main knowledge: it's an anime that's been going on for about a thousand years, and he shares a couple movies with Lupin!

Used to be a Precocious Teen who wanted to be? was? a detective. ~*Plot Things*~ presumably happen and now he's stuck in the body of a child and actively wants to figure out how to return to his grown up form. I think he may occasionally revert back but I have no idea what the mechanics are behind this. He also acts child-like but I can't tell if that's part of the curse, him keeping up a ruse, or if he's just Like That...

His father (guardian?) is a detective, but a bumbling one. Conan goes around solving all the mysteries but needs to be sneaky about it so people don't realize he's the one solving them.

He has a sister(?) with the most improbable and infuriating anime hair style I have ever seen and that's saying something.

Conan from memory... cute lil nerd

Send me a fandom to see what I know of it from general Tumblr Dashboard Osmosis

[1hoverman0k]

Edits of the paul blart movie poster i made when i was like 14

[thicc-beef-rolls]

[8nychta]

michelle elie by pascal dash wearying xuly.bët 1992

[taskforcedistortion]

If we went after every criminal organization in the multiverse we would stretch ourselves so thin that we would snap.

-Shadow

[guideaus]

😐 tumblr suggesting me posts of people being weird abt the formerly enslaved teen girl ok, ok...

[lightyaoigami]

if i keep seeing that post clowning that queer woman fashion journalist for her love of long nails i am going to start biting

[dancingpowersau]

Asks Open!

The Magical Boys are ready to answer questions! And who knows! Maybe you’ll get some doodles and drawn answers too!

[asunnydreamer]

I revamped my magical hedgehogs one more time, with ACTUAL dresses and a little change in colour scheme.

They also have aliases that act a little like codenames.

Changed their nicknames to be something I feel is more fitting for this group of hogs - except Zee, he’s fine as he is.

Feel free to let me know what you think of their outfits.

[helpimstuckposting]

Okay can someone tell me why my dash is always full to the brim with fanart of Jon in dresses and skirts and not a single not ONE (1) SINGLE fanart of Martin in cute little tennis skirts???? Not ONE (1) s i n g l e Martin In Pretty Little Dress????

[unboundpower]

🔥 Vegito 🔥Amita 🔥uhhhh GOKU GIVE US A HOT TAKE

Send 🔥 for an unpopular opinion from my muse! // accepting

❝ Fighting dirty IS a valid strategy, HOWEVER…if you're strong enough, you shouldn't even have to engage in that way. If you find yourself needing to rely on underhanded tactics to get the upper hand over an opponent, for survival or otherwise, you need to get your combat abilities up. Cheap shots will only get you so far, and eventually, you'll encounter someone who will require more than cheap shots to be defeated. ❞

❝ Tons of people often talk about how shitty most men are, which is true. But I feel like not enough people talk about how shitty a lot of…if not most women are as well. Because, not a single woman alive is inherently a saint - contrary to popular belief. ❞

❝ Losing a battle can be really good for you and your growth. We learn certain things from losing that we wouldn't from winning. And, you only truly lose if you learn nothing at all from the experience. ❞