#Dave Heard

[milliondollarbaby87]

I Wanna Dance with Somebody (2022) Review

A look into the life and music of the legendary singer Whitney Houston and the battling of her demons which lead to her untimely death. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ *Original Title – Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody Continue reading Untitled

[booperbeanv3]

drawstuck #4: june edition

alt june shirt under cut

i jst thought it would be cute

[meandmyechoes]

[clarification: I meant Filoni decided Ahsoka is a Knight using the Bendu as a mouthpiece]

To anyone wondering why Ahsoka is addressed as "Jedi Knight" in the live-action show:

It happened in a fever dream

Ahsoka was knighted by the Bendu before Malachor in a Filoni tweet on 7 July, 2017. (Malchor aired 30 March, 2016)

This is a PSA but at the same time not providing grounds for it to be a sensible choice. It is an example of Filoni requiring the audience to follow every bit of non-source material for full context. For the second time at least. First time being Bane's grudge against Boba in TBOBF relied on an unproduced TCW Tatooine roadtrip arc between the two.

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

my predictions for red dwarf titan

[chrisrin]

started reading 17776 for the first time and juice is absolutely my favorite so far.

they’re everything to me.

[orangcs]

DAVE: dude were kind of giving ketchup and mustard rn

KARKAT: WHAT?

DAVE: yknow like the condiments

KARKAT: CONDOM… MEANT…?

DAVE: oh man dont tell me you guys are rawdogging your roasted tubular barkbeastflesh or whatever the fuck you would call them in trollsylvania

DAVE: just imagining the vantas extended family standing around at a cookout

DAVE: hurling obscenities at one another whilst horking down dry meat nestled betwixt even drier buns made of pulverized wriggler pupa molt

DAVE: roll footage of that over a troll sarah mclaughlin track and the caegars come pouring in

DAVE: anyway back to the first thing

DAVE: it kinda fits our vibe too

DAVE: me being the sweet sexy tangy coulis that every flag waving american wants slathered on their hog this summer

DAVE: shit lets be honest every other season too

DAVE: you being the grainy pungent explosively spicy heterogeneous gunk whose delicate honeylike undertones can only be unlocked by individuals with an acquired taste

DAVE: and lucky for you ive procured the shit outta your sapor

DAVE: theres a poupon joke to be made here somewhere gimme a sec

KARKAT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF EDUCATING MYSELF MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIVOLOUS, SOFT-BELLIED HUMAN CUSTOMS WOULD SPARE ME AT LEAST AN HOUR PER DAY OF NONSENSISMS SPEWING FORTH FROM YOUR WASTECHUTE DIRECTLY INTO MY NOW CONSTANTLY-OVERSATURATED AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS.

DAVE: not a chance babe

DAVE: you present me with a delectable little seedling of a talking point and ill nurture the bastard regardless of how much background knowledge you possess

DAVE: cultivating entire cropfields worth of witticisms

DAVE: at least fifty seven varieties

(a sort-of redraw of this old post!)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

gallowsCalibrator: N3XT T1M3 4 BLOCK3D NUMB3R C4LLS YOU 4NSW3R L1K3 TH1S: “J1MS WHOR3 HOUS3. YOU GOT TH3 DOUGH W3 GOT TH3 HO3”

centaursTesticle: D -> Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you

twinArmageddons: hender2on2 morgue you 2tab em we 2lab em thii2 ii2 eiight ball 2peakiing

turntechGodhead: texas crematorium you kill em we grill em how can i direct your call

[neloangelo]

Dave Mustaine as Torchy Thompson in Black Scorpion

[the-acid-pear]

I wonder if the fact that Jack is always called out for smelling funny but Dave is never despite both being undead has to do with them rotting in different ways or if it's just because Jack has dogshit hygiene and Dave doesn't.

[helpmyinterestsareverywhere]

I think the funniest side-effect I have that comes from The LEGO Ninjago Movie being my entry into the fandom is that a small part of my brain will always associate Dave Franco with Lloyd - like I'll see a picture of Lloyd and it's a sudden battle between hearing his voice and Sam Vincent's

[bluescribble]

Warning : physical abuse

Dave Today part 5 (FINAL)

(Based from Andrew Hussie's and Hanni Brosh's Quality Time comic on Paradox Space)

It was such a pleasure to draw all of this comic ! Drawing Dave's situation was not easy, but I wanted to try to cram all of my ideas of what his life could be like outside of canon. After a few months of elbow grease I think I could've done better with better techniques, but I'm still satisfied with the ideas that came through.

Thank you for following the narrative for those who had their attention kept <3

[localvoidcat]

STORIES OF A CHILD'S PAST / AUTOPSIED BROKEN GLASS MY AURA SHINES AT LAST

[corxoran]

Homestuck in 2024 except I totally ignore canon and do whatever the fuck I want

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: Dave, an artist who has yet to complete anything significant in his career, builds a fort in his living room out of pure frustration, only to wind up trapped by the fantastical pitfalls, booby traps, and critters of his own creation.

Judging by the trailer, mod Sus is super interested to watch this. Looks like a ton of fun.

[jt1674]

[thsc-confessions]

"i used to say i kinned charles as a way to cover up the fact i simped for him" submitted by anon