#Dazai imagine

[s3raphimssins]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷pairings: mafia! dazai x civilian! reader (slight angst)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷plot: oh our dear demon prodigy fell in love, I guess you could really say opposites attract but how would his miracle react to him when he's not himself?

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Felix's Note: AHH okay so this is based off a chat I had with his bot and it inspired me to write thisss so hope you like itt!!! Gender neutral reader as far as I've read! :D Have a great day/night! xoxo, mwah 🩷

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷warnings: slight gore (I mean it's mafia dazai guys) slight angst if you squint, a torture scene 😮‍💨 (interrogation) dazai calls the reader angel

MY PRECIOUS MIRACLE

The demon prodigy, the notorious mafia executive, fallen in love with a mere civilian? He found it curious, he himself pondered over that question for hours when he was not thinking about ways to kill himself. Perhaps it was your innocence that drew him in? Perhaps it was the fact that your smile was so pure so genuine it intrigued him how you did so. Nevertheless you found yourself in his office swinging your legs as he slacked off of work.

He would spare you glances during his fit of rolling on the floor. You just started at him with a smile to which he felt if not a lot but a little at ease. "This so so boringgg, I've finished the game I was playing and I've tried to kill myself aswell there's nothing to doooo" He whines rolling on the floor. Key word tried to kill himself, you saw him and stopped him before he had a chance. You thought for a moment and said "well why don't you try working for a change". He was flabbergasted at that " How could you suggest something thats 10 times worse! Angel I thought you knew me better".

It was moments like these where you found it difficult to believe he was who the media portrays him as he shifted from rolling on the floor to clinging your leg complaining and whining about his job and how you were the best thing to happen to him. But of course you were quickly reminded of who he was as he heard a knock on his office door, he opened the door and someone said something that made his eyes shift to those of a traumatic child and a sadistic grin was plastered on his face. He turns around to you back to his normal self saying "I'll be back, don't try and kill yourself without me okay!" The duality of that guy and with that he left.

You had a lot to keep yourself busy with till the time he was gone but it had been 3 hours already and it had begun to get dark. You thought to go home but just wanted to inform Dazai incase he wanted to hop along, so you made your first mistake of the night, leaving his office. You roamed the headquarters earning a few condescending looks from the other members of the mafia, as they wondered who you were. Then a tall extremely well built guy approached you after noticing you looking for something and bent down to ask you "lost little fella? ". That was your que to get the heck out of the vicinity, so you just gave an awkward chuckle and ran off somewhere.

You stumbled across a room which you didn't bother reading the plaque of and opened it in hopes to ask about Dazais whereabouts. What you didn't expect is to see none other that Dazai himself. Only he was not Dazai. He was the demon prodigy who the media and the people spoke of. He stood in front of a man? At least you think it was a man, he was chained to the wall and he was alive? Hopefully because the condition he was in looked like he a corpse. Dazai held pliers in his hands, and the man let out an agonizing scream as your Dazai ripped one of his nails out with a sadistic smile. "So now, who do you work for? " He asked in a voice that was devoid of emotion.

Your breath got stuck in your thought as you felt paralyzed unable to move. He noticed the presence of someone else behind him as he looked behind to meet his gaze with you only you searched for him in his eyes but he wasn't there. All he said was a simple "get out" And you left the room. Your thoughts were getting louder and louder, as you thought of the scene you had just witnessed, you should've known what you'd be getting yourself into when he told you about his job, and when you agreed to stay with him despite that, but still what you witnessed took a huge toll on you and you couldn't get the picture of that man off your mind. You ran into his office trying to grab your stuff but your hands trembled and your legs wobbled, you plopped down on the couch immediately trying to calm your nerves.

In the meantime as you were trying to your face in your arms hidden in your legs as you tried to collect your thoughts you felt the cushion beside you dip down. You snapped your head up to see non other than Dazai himself tho he no longer had that look in his eyes. "You weren't supposed to see me like that" Was all he said as he avoided your gaze. You looked at him as your breathing regulated and your trembling hands became stable. After a moment of silence you cupped his face in one of your hands to bring him to look at you, you looked in his eyes, they were different than before, they were the same adoring eyes he would always look at you with. You sighed and before you could day anything he spoke "I'm sorry, if you want to leave you can, I won't stop you, I am unworthy of anyones love especially yours, you should live a normal life and not get involved with someone like me".

Why was he saying this, of course you knew about his struggles with love but deep down he really needed it, but all those boundaries that you with so much efforts broke down were starting to build up again and you couldn't have that. "They could never make me hate you Zai" You said softly assuring him "I was just... Taken aback with the scene unfolding infront of me, I was the one who agreed to stay by your side even after you constantly told me not to, I can't just throw that away not can I? " You said and with all your strength you smiled, the same smiled which he melted seeing. He didn't do it but you could tell by the look on his eyes he wanted to hug you, to assure himself that you were right there with him and you didn't disappear like everyone did. So you wrapped your arms around him carefully and for a minute he just stayed like that until his tense shoulders dropped and he hugged you back tightly afraid of letting go.

"Just remember... No matter what you become or what you have to do, I will always adore you" You said assuring him, knowing he how conflicted he was feeling inside. And Dazai himself would never admit it but for the first time a genuine soft smile came on his face as he spoke "im so glad to have met you... My precious miracle"

[simpforchuchu]

Not dead anymore

Prompts: DAY 23 - presumed dead @febuwhump Characters: Dazai x reader Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Summary: Even Dazai had thought they were dead

A/n for prompts: Hello guys! This is my first time trying a prompt challenge. I hope you like the short fics I wrote. I will finish them by writing some of the requests I have. I love you 💜

Sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes.English is not my main language so...

Thank you and love you 🥰

Warnings: mention of fights and death

Atsushi continued to run after the mysterious person he saw at the crime scene. He didn't know why they were there, but he was sure they had something to do with the murder.

At the end of the long chase, the road ended. It was a dead end and there was someone in black trapped. Who were they? Did they have an ability ? He had no idea.

When the person in front of him turned around, he couldn't see who it was again because of the mask on their face. But he smiled with the person he saw behind them

Dazai was there. As always, he didn't know how or where he came from, but he was there. He grabbed the mysterious person's arm and prevented them from using their ability. The masked person did not do anything to pull their arm, did not resist. Dazai didn't seem surprised, but Atsushi was surprised that they even didn’t try to escape.

Dazai took off their mask and stood in front of them. But he froze with the face he saw.

"You…"

Y/n smiled. For years they were presumed dead by everyone. They were a close friend of Dazai during his mafia years. Dazai never even heard of them again after they died. But they were here now.

"How ?"

For the first time, Dazai looked confused. For the first time, he didn't have a plan. And for the first time, something happened that he could not have predicted.

Y/n smiled and punched the young man hard with their other hand. Before Atsushi could even react, Y/n jumped onto the wall behind them and disappeared.

He didn't know if Dazai knew he was going to get punched or just let them go, but for the first time, Atsushi couldn't read the expression on his face...

[itz-stus]

Were neeedddd part 2 NSFW for the unknown seductress!!!!!

Okay so this is my first time writing NSFW okay, first of this is not proof read and ohhhh I was so much fun writing!!! I was literally blushing so muchhhh

Unknown Seductress

part-1 | part-2

Masterlist

Dazai and you entered the nearest hotel room as soon as the door was locked and put on and he turned around first, it was kissing, then heated make-outs, and eventually, your back was on the bed as he towered over you, roughly kissing you.

you moaned into it, completely ignoring the way his hands fiddled with your shimmery top and eventually hooking off the bra taking it off and throwing it in some corner of the room, and continuing the steamy session.

His hands traveled to your waist as his kisses moved down to your neck and then your collarbone.

He nipped at your flesh before he went for the prize, unbuttoning and ripping off your shirt until it fell to the floor revealing your perfect petite body. His hand ran up and down one breast before he bent down, grabbing it gently

His hands played with them, pitching your nipples as you moaned softly.

And so he got the idea that he would go further, cupping them in his hands and squeezing them hard enough to make you gasp.

Before you could stop him, he went to bite one nipple, which made you push him against your breath harder.

He felt himself getting hard against your warm flesh, as you could tell from how you were rubbing yourself against his groin.

You didn't care about anything else but pleasing each other, his kisses and bites getting more sensual as he undid his shirt kissing you again.

His hands gently stroked your core as he ripped out your dancing skirt only to find your damp panties.

He pushed them aside and took you in his mouth again, playing with your folds, while sliding a finger inside you, massaging your g-spot.

A soft moan escaped you when he touched you there, making you wrap your legs around.

Your moan sounded like honey to him as he bite your earlobe kissing your cheek as he pushed his fingers inside you.

He lifted your legs onto his shoulders as he slid another finger inside you before sucking your nipple harder.

It was too much to take, you bucked and cried out as an orgasm ripped through you.

Dazai just kept pumping them inside of you slapping his wrist on your clit as your moans and lewd noises filled the room.

"I'm gonna cum Dazai," you screamed out as you shuddered. "I'm gonna cum so fucking bad"

He removed his fingers from your core making you whine from the loss of contact.

He moved his mouth to kiss your neck nibbling it lightly, and bit it before moving back up to your lips, tasting your sweetness, as he moved down your body to finally taste your core.

"Mhmm, don't you taste sweet~" He teased and licked your core slowly at first, but then a little faster before going deeper still. You let out another moan as his tongue flicked at your sensitive folds. His pace quickened and he buried his face into your wet folds licking.

He ate your core inside out as you were squirming in his touch. It was so hot watching him lick your most intimate place, hearing him mumble how sweet you tasted.

Suddenly he pulled away from you, stood between your legs, and looked at your exposed state as he chuckled;

"Look how much of a mess you made." He caressed your shaking thighs as he felt her grind on his member.

He chuckled and teased, "Always so needy~"

Using both hands to lift your ass slightly off the bed and then shoved his cock deep inside you without any warning, causing you to scream out in pain and pleasure at the same time.

With every inch, it leaned forward, rubbing his throbbing member against your slit, sliding it slowly into you, making you writhe under him, panting heavily as he slowly filled you.

"Fuck" you sighed and panted "Oh my god yes~ "

He went slow at first but picked up the pace as you began moaning in pleasure. He grabbed your ass as he thrust into you, faster and faster.

When Dazai sneaks his tongue past your lips and draws a soft moan from you, he smiles into the kiss. He finally has you where he's been wanting you for the entire night. You melt into his muscular arms and paw at his chest like you want something more from him, but all he does is chuckle at your silent plea.

Breaking the kiss, a thin string of saliva connects your lips to his and your breath comes out in short huffs. You moaned as you rolled your hips pushing him deeper inside you as he chuckled at your hasty behaviour. Dazai smiles as he sees the hazy look on your face. "Look at you finally using your hips for something more useful," he praises.

As you're moaning and pushing his rock-hard member deep into you, Dazai grips your hip firmly with his right hand and slides his left hand up your body and between your breasts to cup your jaw in his palm. As his cock pounds in deeper.

He can't help but smirk. "You're a pretty little thing, aren't you?" he muses more to himself than you, and before you can say anything, he dips his head low and greedily. sucks your nipple into his mouth.

Arching your back off the mattress, you moan his name in broken syllables. White strands of hair tickle your skin, but that's not even the most distracting thing. It's the way he grabs your tits, gropes them, and swirls his tongue around your nipples.

"A-ah, Osamu!" Your hands fly into his hair, tugging at the roots, but Dazai pays you no mind. He groans in appreciation. "Slow down! P-Ah-Please!," you beg but he skillfully ignores your pleas like always.

"Should have thought of it before acting so slutty in the bar, belladonna~?" He said as he groaned when your gummy walls tightened around him.

"Damn...your tight..."

He finishes each thrust with a roll of his hips and groans whenever your gummy walls flutter around him, needing him to stay right where he is.

Suddenly, your eyes go wide and a little scream is torn from your throat. "Ah! 'Samu! Right there!"

He chuckled, "I know belladonna, I know," He said as he pounded harder and exploited your G-spot.

Your orgasm comes crashing down on you with one skilled roll of Dazai's hips. A yell of his name tears through your throat as you cum all over his cock, making a mess of his lap and the sheets below. He keeps you in check as you squirm and sob and he whispers sweet praises into your ear that go in one ear and out the other. He helps you ride the waves of your high.

"Fuck, gonna fill this sweet cunt up..," Dazai groans and thrusts into your abused cunt a few more times before he buries his face in your neck, groaning your name loudly as he squirts thick ropes of cum right inside. His hips come to a halt as he grinds his essence deeper into you until it seeps out from where he's plugging your hole so deliciously.

[keijislove]

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃: YES | NO

𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮(𝒔): 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵…

DAZAI OSAMU

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This man has walked down the dreadful path of self-loathing before and to be honest, he hasn’t completely deviated from it at present either

So when he finds his s/o hesitating to get intimate with him and crying to themselves when they think he isn’t watching, he knows exactly what’s wrong

And let me tell you that Dazai is N O T having it

He will instantly go into defensive boyfriend mode and scold his s/o for even thinking about feeling insecure about themselves

He’ll immediately begin listing every single thing that he loves about his s/o from head to toe, scolding them ever so slightly about insulting themselves because nobody, he repeats, nobody is allowed to talk shit about his wonderful s/o in front of him, which includes his s/o themselves as well

“You don’t need to hide from me, belladonna,” he’d murmur quietly into their ear, “You’re absolutely beautiful. Let me see that gorgeous self of yours.”

And if they still wouldn’t accept his words, he would waste no time in pinning them to the bed gently and showing them just how much it was he loved them

RANPO EDOGAWA

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For one of the best detectives on the planet, Ranpo is actually quite an idiot when it comes to his s/o being down in the dumps

Whenever his s/o chickened out of being intimate with him and refused to wear revealing clothes/ take off their makeup he didn’t think too much of it, arriving to the conclusion that they weren’t in that comfortable stage in their relationship just yet

So the one day when his s/o had gathered enough courage to confess their concerns about their appearance, he was shocked to the very core

Partly because he couldn’t believe he hadn’t figured it out sooner, and mostly because he couldn’t believe how someone like his s/o would ever feel insecure about their appearance

“What?” he’d blinked rapidly after they had voiced their concern. “You’re insecure?”

After they had bashfully affirmed his statement, he’d only gotten further confused

“But about what?” he’d asked in exasperation, “What is there to be insecure about? There’s nothing wrong with you!”

Soon realized that demanding of his s/o the reason for their insecurity was definitely not making them feel better, he’d resorted to a (in his opinion) a slightly more effective method, which was reassurance

He would turn into one clingy brat of a man, constantly hugging his s/o and telling them over and over how amazing they were, inside and out

If they’re lucky, he might even share his stash of sweets with them when they’re feeling particularly down about themselves one day ;)

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI

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Protect this poor babie at all costs because he will probably be more crushed than his s/o when he finds out that they’re insecure about their appearance

Atsushi is genuinely upset at how someone as amazing as his s/o can ever be insecure about themselves

Still, he’s had his fair share of insecurities in life as well, so while he’s slightly incredulous as to why his s/o feels that way, he also sort of understands their pain

Will immediately freeze and drop whatever he’s doing when they finally decide to tell him about their problem, and will turn around to face them with genuine hurt splashed across his features

Because aside from being his wonderful s/o, they’re also genuinely the most beautiful person he’s ever met in his life and it pains him to see that they feel insecure about their appearance

Will not hesitate to come right out and tell them that their opinion of themselves is nonsense, and will reassure them every single day about how amazing and beautiful they are

“I’ve already said it a hundred times, and I’ll say it a hundred times more. You’re absolutely gorgeous.”

AKUTAGAWA RYUNOSUKE

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Shy boi alert

Shy, but also perceptive

Will know in an instant that their s/o is insecure about their appearance and will secretly wonder how in the world someone as beautiful as them could ever feel that way

He isn’t all that big on affection simply because he isn’t used to it, and he will mostly never initiate things so shieing away from intimacy won’t be a problem for his s/o

He will, however, decide that he needs to do something about this when they’ve gotten deeper into their relationship and his s/o is still not so sure about themselves

Though he is still too shy to actually say something, he will most definitely show them through his actions that he doesn’t think in the least that their appearance is strange or unattractive

“You’re showering with me,” he’d randomly mumble and pull them into the bathroom alongside him before they have a chance to retaliate

If it really does come to that, he will most definitely verbally tell his s/o that he thinks they are beautiful

“Please don’t ever feel insecure about yourself, love... you’re amazing just the way you are.”

CHUUYA NAKAHARA

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This man? He probably figures it out a week into their relationship

And he is M A D

Like, genuinely angry how someone can feel insecure about themselves when they’re so unbelievably gorgeous

When his s/o first goes out of their way to tell him the problem, he thinks someone said something to them to make them feel this way and offers to murder them for his s/o (which they politely decline)

When they assure him it’s nobody’s fault but theirs, he is genuinely pissed off at the fact that they have such a poor opinion of themselves

It had taken him quite a while to grow out of his insecurity concerning his height, but look where he was today – a dangerous member of the Port Mafia who could scare away people ten times taller than him

He knew how it felt to be unsure of your own appearance, so he took care to swallow his irritation and resort to calmly assuring their s/o there was nothing wrong with them

“Insecure? Don’t be ridiculous, there’s nothing wrong with you. I love you and everything about you, you idiot.”

KENJI MIYAZAWA

Forgive this little bean but he probably laughed at his s/o when they told him they were insecure

No, because he seriously thought they were joking

When they looked at him with incredulity and hurt pooling in their eyes, he realized they were being serious

Honestly wanted to laugh again because he found it ridiculous how they could feel that way

He holds it in tho dw

This boi would be pretty confused because he actually asked them out because he thought they were rather attractive, and a nice person, too

If he accidentally offends his s/o, please don’t be mad at him

Kenji often says things without thinking too much about them and they sometimes end up offending people quite badly

“Insecure?” he’d laughed slightly, “About what? If anything, I should be the one feeling insecure next to someone like you!”

Would instantly latch onto his s/o and begin peppering their face with kisses which soon elapsed into a huge tickle fight

When they’d both collapsed on the bed, tired of laughing, he’d called them an idiot for thinking their appearance wasn’t attractive

Forgive him, he's trying

[oddaesthetin]

“you’re a stupid, stupid man.” brows furrowed, hands on hips, you stand firmly just in front of the hospital room door. “people call you clever, even the mafia boss considers you scary, but no no, they’re very wrong cause i really think you’re an idiot.”

the pout on dazai’s face grew even bigger, but you knew better than to believe that facade. before he could say anything, you sighed and harshly combed your hair. the man sitting on the bed just watched as you try hard to calm yourself down. the last thing you wanna do to the stabbed man was to insult him and add salt to his injury, quite literally, even more.

“you were perfectly aware yosano would not be able to treat you, correct?”

with the fake pout still on, he scratched his face. “i guess, i might have, just quite, known a little bit.”

“and yet, after the warnings i gave you, you went on and got yourself almost killed.” you sighed again, “were the past action scenes becoming a bit boring to you already and you’re now trying to entangle yourself in people who are absolutely, more physically and naturally capable than you?”

he removed his eyes on you and lied down, then proceeded to turn his back as if hinting he’s hurt and doesn’t wanna talk to you anymore. “i don’t like being scolded by a pretty woman. it makes me look uncool.”

feeling petty, you muttered. “joke’s on you cause you never looked cool anyway.”

which was the perfect response that made him snap from the previous position and looked at you annoyingly. you weren’t that dumb either to not notice how he winced after the sudden movement, clearly reflecting how he’s still in pain and is really just trying his best to look cool.

“how can you not spare the sick man some of your caring side, brains. i thought partners are supposed to care about each other?”

with the second combing of your hair, you sighed again, and finally decided to let your pride go and went close to the bandaged man. he’s gotten you far too soft for him already to try to resist, especially now that he looks this helpless and desperate. you sat on the clear space he provided on his bed.

“stop calling me ‘brains’ you stupid bandage-squandering-machine,” you replied, staring into the air.

at least now you’re relieved he’s fine and functional. said the little voice inside your head.

to be honest, you don’t know what to say anymore which was in contrast to what you were expecting to happen earlier. your fear was far too strong than anger while you were on your way here. but then again, he’s dazai. nothing really affects him. or so he would like to believe.

little did you know tho, it was not just you who became soft. with the silence growing even louder, it is without your notice that the sick man beside you also grew even more concerned if you’re in fact, very seriously angry.

“oi, brains. you mad?” the sick man spoke again. the question remained greeted with silence.

it’s not like you don’t want to answer him, you just don’t know what to answer him. you’re also far too smart to tell him you were scared because again, he’s dazai. he’s smart, and he’s probably expected this already long before it happened. it just bothers you how he can easily offer himself to pain. how casually he let himself be the bait of his own plans, even after knowing there’s you, and other people worrying about him. even after noticing how much change he’s gone into, mentally speaking.

a sudden cold feeling covered your hand. your attention shifted from the air to the chilly hand that’s now covering yours. you looked at his face and noticed the mix of cluelessness and worry in his eyes. you snapped back to reality and blew a breath for the nth time.

“do you wanna stay at my place when you get out of here tomorrow?” you bursted.

taken a back, he answered. “really?” you looked mad just earlier.

“yes. you’re weak, and clearly in pain. you can’t stay alone in your apartment cause we both know you’ll resort to drinking sake and tuna instead of actually eating real food and taking care of yourself. besides…,” you trailed off, “it’s kind of my responsibility as your girlfriend to take care of you.”

the weak man laughed heartily. the mischief now back in his eyes. never in his life did he expect himself to feel this happy and excited about having someone taking care of him. a very beautiful someone. for so long it was just him and his darkness. and to think he used to be sure he knows himself wholly before you came into his life.

“my, my, i guess i’m really that pitiful looking to make you worry about me that bad, huh?”

“yes, but there’s a catch.” you smirked. “i only have one room, and i don’t wanna sleep with a stabbed man so you’d have to sleep in the living room.”

all the happiness and smug he was feeling very obviously escaped his spirit as he let you finish your sentence. it was like giving a kid candy and taking it back after a mere second. it was bullying. he was sure of that.

“but, y/n, you see, i’m sick. it’s actually my hospital bed your sitting on right now. shouldn’t you be the one sleeping on the sofa instead?” the taunting continues, still letting off a smile that was obviously fake.

“what? no. it’s my house, it’s my rules.”

“then we should just stay at my apartment instead and you take care of me there!” he recommended very excitedly. inside his mind, he succeeded, because, yes. he is, indeed, dazai. and he’s expected this long before it happened. and yes, he knew right then he’d be willing to sacrifice himself to any pain if it means you’ll be there to ask him to stay with you and be taken care of by you.

he’s dazai, and he purposely got himself in trouble in order to be babied by you.

like??? i was half asleep when i wrote this. if its not for the note i wrote before i fully went into a slumber, i wouldve never known i wrote this.

THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROOFREAD YET

and i was actually not sure if i wanted to post it cause the plot was messy and is just full of ramblings but 🥲🥲 its kinda long im gunna feel bad if i let it go to waste

[ghostmaldo]

✎ (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ༉‧♡*.✧ Special day ✎ (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ༉‧♡*.✧

With Bungou men x GN!Reader

Rather your reading this on Valentine’s Day or any day you need a pick me up. Here is something for you. Just some general headcannons on what I think the Bungou characters would do do make a day special for their S/O

Characters might be a little OOC to make the HC fluffier.

No warnings, pure fluff. Established relationships with S/O

Ask box 💙: Open

No music this time… I was listening to muuuurdeeer this time around ^^’

⤜♡→Dazai ⤜♡→

~Most definitely annoying you right at the ass crack of dawn with warm/cold beverage and slightly burned of whatever S/O favorite food is. Though will deny any involvement of the holiday or if S/O insists his trying to make a day seem special. “I’m just trying to spoil my favorite person!” Yay okay Dazai, whateeeever you say. But hey, he tried at the very least. All morning his dropping the cheesiest and romantic poems out of the book. They probably make S/O laugh more then anything but its still a thoughtful gesture.

~The cheese factor doesn’t decrease at the ADA (much to Kunikida’s dismay). Expect to be peeked along the lips and cheeks a lot more then any other day of the week.

~I can honestly see him making crafts at his desk instead of doing paper work. Makes a little heart cut out for all of his co workers O3O. Still in denial >.>

~After work, it’s straight to S/O favorite restaurant for dinner. What? His being spontaneous! It’s been a long week, time to unwind S/O! He gueeeessses he’ll get the bill this time, but dont get use to it!

~Overall its a mostly nice and peaceful evening. Dazai and S/O are having a lovely chat about the day. They may catch a loving glance every once in awhile in Dazai’s eyes. It’s enough to make him smirk and make his S/O melt in his seat.

~Wrapping up the evening is a nice bubble bath and following is a movie night wrapped up in each other and their favorite blankets.

⤜♡→ Ranpo ⤜♡→

~Forget the ADA, him and S/O are going to all the sweets shops in town!

~Indulge with him a little in feeding each others different types of cakes and candy. Will swipe his thumb under S/O lips to remove any whip cream before putting it in his own mouth to taste.

~Que the blush

~While some how getting lost in the city. Ranpo finds a spot to get milkshakes and Boba

Does the ADA offer Dental insurance?

~ While S/O is distracted by yummy drinks, this is the time he’ll give them the most vibrant flowers they’ve ever seen. “Where were you keeping those?” “Ssshhhh, just take them!” He asked Poe to keep them fresh for him

~After dropping off the flowers in some water at home. Ranpo has one more place to drag you off to! With a few missed turns and detours of course ^^’.

~S/O might be a little surprised when he leads them to the beach, where a blanket is laid out in the sand (Though its a little blown away, nothing a quick tug at the corners won’t fix.) Regardless, as long as his S/O his happy, it was well worth it in the end. They sit listening to the crashing waves, huddle close to each other. Laughing and snacking on candy as if nothing else matter in the world.

~Sneaks a loving kiss mid sentence to seal the deal.

~”Now what were you saying darling?”

⤜♡→ Kunikida ⤜♡→

~Shows up on S/O doorstep with either their favorite flowers and or chocolate, accompanied by a small but flattering piece of jewelry. He can’t help the blush on his cheeks when his S/O hugs him in appreciation. Also expect a long sweet kiss before arriving at the ADA for the day. Once he walks through those doors its strictly buisness. But thats okay. S/O understands.

~Thhhouuugh if you show off his little gift to the other ADA members he will become flustered, while also swelling with some pride on the inside.

Dazai: Wow Kunikida, so you do have some taste~

Kunikida: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

~After the work day is finished. Kunikida hands S/O a bag with a simple but elegant outfit for them to change into. Surprise! He has dinner reservations at S/O favorite restaurant. His also wearing something pleasing to look at ^^

~Pleasent evening with shared conversations, loving glances, and a relaxed Kunikida. A sight to see, but one that is enjoyed.

~ Okay but like… imagine sharing a little slow dance right outside his shared appartment with S/O before finally retiring for the night. I’d pass away from melting

⤜♡→ Fukuzawa ⤜♡→

~Seeing his relaxed sleepy face first thing in the morning is a gift itself. As soon as he senses S/O rustling around, his wrapping his arms around S/O and pulling them close. Peppering kisses along their jaw and whispering sweet affections in their ear.

~Today’s a day he decided to arrive late into the ADA. He takes his time having breakfast with S/O and presents them with a small gift, something S/O has had there eye on for some time.

~Orders their favorite food for lunch and they share it together in his office with the door closed off to the other ADA members.

~Brushes the hair away from their neck to place a tender kiss between their shoulders. Enough to make their S/O shiver and it brings a smile to his face before having to return to his work.

~After working hours, Fukuzawa wants to have an evening in. Preparing a home cooked meal along side his S/O and putting on their favorite show/movie.

~Carries S/O to bed if they fall asleep on him during the moving. Lovingly tucks them in and joins them. Once again whispering how grateful he is to have someone so wonderful.

⤜♡→Chuuya ⤜♡→

~Hear me out, yes the man has money to spoil his S/O with. Buuuut what about going to a drive in movie theater with him? Double feature, popcorn, drinks, and whatever snacks their lover wants.

~During the movie trailers he surprised you with an extravagant piece of jewelry of S/O taste. Def helps S/O clasps it in its proper place.

~Followed by lots of loving kiss and sweet affection *Swoons*

~Probably rents out a car for this occasion so he can have some privacy with cuddle his S/O in the back. If S/O gets cold he offers them his jacket that is covered in his natural scent and cologne *Double swoon*

~After the movie ends at nearly 1am, I can see him offering to take S/O out to eat at whatever place may be open so late. Imagine getting the food to go but eating it in the parking lot of said restaurant. Casually conversing about the movie.

~By the time him and S/O are dragging their feet through the door, it is most defiantly time for bed. Maybe a quick shower and a change into comfortable pjs. Cuddling close to each other basking in each others shampoo scent until Chuuya once again finds you in his dreams.

⤜♡→Akutagawa ⤜♡→

~This one will be the toughest out of everyone. He isn’t exactly well versed in making something special for anyone. But Prehaps with some help from Gin, he does attempt. Key word. Attempt.

~For Aktugawa, I think it would be really sweet if his S/O were to help guide him in his endeavors. Struggling to make breakfast? Let’s do it together! No clue on jewelry? Open the conversation. He’ll be attentive to S/O answers. His not really a people person? The park is a nice open space, or Prehaps a night in with movies, or something of a similar manner.

~Fooorehead kisses, please don’t bring it up. He really is trying his best. If S/O kisses his back, he is a meeesssss.

~Couch nap? Couch nap. S/O laying their head on his chest while he gently runs his fingers through their hair while they drift off for a afternoon nap. Yes.

[naturallykenma]

patching up injuries (dazai, chuuya) 

types of touches (finral, nacht)

[iztea]

awkward helicopter ride back home

[lotus-pear]

horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3

[s3raphimssins]

pm!dazai x ada!reader?:0

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Summary: a relationship that best be kept hidden, forbidden love

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Pairings: pm!dazai x fem!reader

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Warnings: abit of stalking?,abit of angst in the end, Mentions of death, Mori

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Felix's note: Ofcourse! I didn't know if you wanted a scenario or headcannons so I did a scenario! THIS MADE ME SQUEAL SO MUCH I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! AAHH!

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THE MOON LOOKS LOVELY DOESN'T IT?

The day started with you entering the agency to be greeted by an angry Kunnikida at Ranpos laziness. You chuckled and walked by and sat down at your desk with the clipboard of tasks Infront of you. You had to start by getting a few items from the shop and so you did.

You went to the nearest store to grab the list of things that the agency needed all the while being filled with an uncomfortable feeling that you were being watched. At first you brushed it off thinking it was in your head but can you really hear footsteps behind you and whispers, in your head? You walk to the snacks section to get stuff Ranpo had secretly wrote. Checking the brand of chocolates to feel someone standing next to you. You turned around only to be greeted with the face of the demon prodigy himself.

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"Samu?!" you whisper-screamed "what are you doing here? people will see you" you said scanning for people.

"hmm, im sure you don't have to worry about that pretty girl" he smirked

"i missed you" you wanted to hug him but stopped yourself.

"i know missed y'too" he looked over to you.

He was gone for a few days due to a mission and just returned.

"ill see you tonight then" he smiles, a rare sight.

"see ya" you wave back and see him disappear into the corners.

The rest of the day you couldn't stop thinking about when you'll meet Dazai again. You're pretty sure Ranpo had already deduced everything but you could care less. Your patience grew thin and after climbing mountain you made it through the day. You bid farewell in a hurry to all the agency and left for your apartment. You keys dangled and you opened your door to see a black figure sitting on your balcony.

You slowly approached the figure and as you drew closer you saw the back of Dazai sitting gazing at the stars. You sat right next to him and held his hand softly.

"how was the mission" you whispered.

"successful, it was obvious since I was there" he bragged smirking.

You rolled your eyes and nudged his shoulder as you sighed. You missed this, you missed him, you missed all of this. Dazai wrapped his arms around you and you put your head on his shoulder. "tell me...Samu...we'll get through this right..?" He looked over to you and said "Believe me when i say we will get out of this...I will get out of that place and keep you safe" He said in a serious tone. "You needn't worry that pretty little head of yours".

You loved when he reassured you. This was a version of Dazai no one saw but you and you loved that. You were the only person besides Odasaku to see who he was actually. To see his struggles with his will to live. To see him struggle with the cycle of abuse. Most importantly you were there for him when no one was. In his darkest moments where he felt most vulnerable and subjected to Moris torment you were the light in his cruel world. His reason to live.

Despite the struggles. Despite all the dangers. You were leaving your life on the line to be close to him. The agency could bust in at any time and shoot him dead but maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all. Spending his last moments with you.

He kissed the top of your head and soothed your hair. You snuggled in his neck and whispered as you gazed into the sky "the moon looks lovely doesn't it samu...?" He smiled at your question. "Yes, yes it does"

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[itz-stus]

Hello! I really wanted to request like a scenarios where like the reader is hurt and come back home late and Dazai patched her up and then they cuddle after words. Like a kind of domestic moment.

Okay, I loved this request and wanted to do it for Dazai's birthday!! This is also highly based on "Mohe Rang to Do Lal." Also, this is like semi-head cannons and scenarios.

Masterlist

Your Wounds

When you entered the room, Dazai saw the wounds on your shoulder and neck. He asked if he could help dress your wounds.

When you refused, He grabbed your wrist, tugged you close, and smiled as you blushed. Then he swept you off your feet and carried you to the bathroom.

He kissed your neck as he slowly unbuttoned your shirt and kissed your collarbone. He chuckled when he noticed your red ears. That chuckle, God, it made you feel every emotion like a kaleidoscope in your stomach.

  "Aww, is my belladonna blushing from my kisses?" He teased, making you look away from him.

"No, who said I was blushing?"

"Oh really?" He raised his eyebrow as he tugged away your shirt, exposing your upper half body.

"A-Ah! You pervert!" You revolted, looking into his eyes, blushing.

He chuckled in response, "See you are," He said cockily.

He moved closer to you, and you could feel his breath on your bare neck. 

You two chatted about your mission as you felt a sudden sting in on your wound. Your body jerked as you clung to him, scrunching your face with the sudden pain.

He stroked your hair, kissing your shoulder, whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he patched up your wound.

Upon fixing your wound, he embraced your waist, carrying you bridal style into the bedroom, and gingerly placed you on the bed.

You both cuddled the whole time, as he gave frequently kissed you. His arms were never off your skin, and your heart raced, feeling it in your throat as his kisses trailed down to your cleavage.

[honeydazai]

୨୧·࣭࣪̇˖ sending them suggestive pictures while they're at work

feat.: Dazai, Chūya, Ranpo, Fukuzawa, Fyodor, Sigma

content: nsfw, female reader, spanking, sexting, oral sxx, masturbation, semi public

It's not unusual for DAZAI to tap away on his phone during work hours, so no one — except for Kunikida, who still hasn't given up on glaring — pays it any mind when his smirk widens at his screen. What remains a secret, however, is that he's not looking at some funny tweet but instead at your tits, the blue lace of your bra making for a pleasant contrast in colour.

He's awfully smug about the whole ordeal, really; also, who is he not to play along? He definitely sends you not only some appreciative words back, but also a picture of his own, featuring either his hands — he does know that you're quite fond of his fingers, after all —, his face — because you can never complain about that! —, or his by now half-hard dick, pressing against his trousers, even though taking soft nudes borders on workplace indecency. Oh, and your pictures are definitely saved and stored away on his phone for later usage.

[new message from Dazai] “someone's needy, harassing me during work hours! just kidding bella!! you're so cute xx stunning too! how am i supposed to listen to kunikida any longer when you're so so pretty? :( ill call out sick, be there in 20 x”

CHŪYA really doesn't expect to see anything but a picture of a dog you saw outside or of a particularly pretty flower when he spares a brief glance at his phone during a Port Mafia meeting. It's already disrespectful, though he doesn't plan on anyone noticing the miniscule action — that is, until he all but chokes on his coffee at the photo of you, legs spread wide, two fingers deep inside of yourself, wearing not only his favourite lingerie set, but also one of his ties.

He tries hard to ignore the way everyone stares at him when he, all too abruptly, excuses himself to the bathroom, his face bright red. In the safety of a stall, he really can't do anything but shove his trousers to his knees, one hand immediately closing around his dick while he types your number into his phone with his free one — and while he might snap at you, oh so flustered, he's also so damn turned on that he can barely focus on anything but the sound of your voice and your photo.

“Fucking Hell, babe—, God, with how Mori was looking at me, I bet he knew what was up. Fuck—, send me another one, please, I'm so damn close, ah—”

Business meetings aren't RANPO'S favourite way to spend time. They're awfully boring, making him huff and sigh when he has to sit through them — though this one gets a lot more interesting the moment he clicks on a text message from you. He raises an eyebrow at the sight of your panties, pure lace and hiding not even the slightest bit just how wet you are, thighs glistening, though that's about all the physical reaction he's going to show. The fact that his dick strains against his trousers is no one's business.

He is, however, quick to text you back, amusement dripping from his messages, and if Fukuzawa wasn't already watching him with sharp eyes, he'd sneak away to the bathroom to call you. For now, you'll just have to do with sexting — this meeting is going to go on for a while, especially if he won't soon start contributing, and he's unfortunately got better things to do.

[new message from Ranpo] “having fun without me? youre so mean. at least send me more pics im dyin g here... maybw bend over or— ooo i know, we bought that toy a while ago, right? why don't you use that one for me, doll....”

FUKUZAWA sucks in a sharp breath the second his eyes fall onto your form clad in nothing but one of his yukatas, and even though he attempts to remain calm, he's already blushing, arousal churning low in his stomach. Really, he was just trying to take a miniscule break from all the paperwork he's facing — besides, the cat ringtone signaling your message did sound rather urgent! —, though now he's not certain whether he can focus on it again.

He ends up typing “This is most inappropriate.” in response, though he never sends it, instead replacing it with a “You look stunning.”, only to never send that one either. In the end, he just quits work a little earlier that day and hurries home faster than he'd ever want to admit, cheeks still flushed with arousal when he joins you in bed, immediately slotting himself between your pretty thighs, long fingers spreading your folds apart and into your cunt to prepare you — only to realise you've long done that yourself. How convenient. He might reprimand you a little afterwards, though both of you realise it's not to be taken seriously. When he's honest with himself, he rather liked that photo — and he'll definitely keep it.

“That was awfully inappropriate. Darling, you know I enjoy getting to hear from you during the day, and yet — what? I didn't mind you wearing my clothing in the slightest. I was worried about someone from the Agency seeing the picture. In fact, wear my clothes again whenever you feel like it. Please do. You looked quite irresistible.”

It's almost unfair just how seemingly unbothered FYODOR is. When checking his phone during a Decay of Angels meeting, aware that you know not to contact him except for important reasons, he merely glances at the photo lewdly depicting your raised skirt and the curve of your behind before putting it back into his pocket. Really, it's downright adorable that you're attempting to tease him — you should know better by now, darling.

While he doesn't bother with a response, he certainly makes sure to pay attention to you when he returns home. And, oh, the next time you want to toy with him, he sure hopes you remember this very moment, of you bent across his lap, his hand coming down ever so often on your butt, on the soft skin of your upper thighs, making you cry out with every slap. The marks, at least, will serve as a nice reminder, especially when you keep forgetting to thank him for every hit.

“There we go, dear. Ah, ah — don't cry now. This is what you wanted, is it not? My undivided attention — and you certainly have it, now. Which number were we on again? Tell me, darling, or we will have to start over, I'm afraid.”

The second SIGMA spares a quick glance at his phone, only to stumble upon a rather revealing picture you just sent him — and, God, 'rather revealing' is an understatement when he's able to see just how wet you are, thighs spread for the camera —, his face heats up significantly, earning him some odd looks from the other men he's currently in a meeting with. In a desperate attempt to regain professionalism, he clears his throat, trying to simply continue, but it's as if every thought has been erased from his mind and was replaced by you.

When getting home that evening, he's calmed down considerably, cheeks still warm with the memory of you being this bold, though his sudden calmness might just change when you expect him in that exact same position, legs wide apart, the smile on your face teasing — and who is he not to end up on his knees in front of you, tongue flattening against your cunt while both of you let out breathy moans? In the end, he's all but begging you to return the favour.

“Ah, God, I'm close. At least finish me off, please—, you were really cruel today, dear. Make it up to me? Please? Oh, fuck—”

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[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

[sabh0]

My roman empire is that custom-made badge Dazai has sewn inside Chuuya's jacket after the Lovecraft fight

[evilkaeya]

Thinking about teen Dazai asking teen Chuuya to help him with this new tactic he's learning (controlling his heartbeat). An hour later Kouyou walks into Dazai lying flat on the ground and Chuuya with his ear pressed against Dazai’s chest as he yells "NO you're supposed to do dot dot dash not- dude you lost the rhythm again it's too fast CALM DOWN"

[unicornpopcorn14]

So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.

Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.

Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:

What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?

What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?

And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?

Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"

Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."

Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"

It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.

Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.