#dazai headcanon

[oikasugayama]

Could I ask for chuuya and dazai (separately) x fem reader where the reader wears a low skirt at work and bends down to get something and how the guys would react? Nsfw ofc

I only did Dazai because I got really carried away, oops. Have 2.3k of unedited, filthy dazai + coworker!reader smut. MDNI!!

You’ve wanted Dazai for quite a while. He’s so hot, and he’s silly, and sometimes he can be really nice and suave. The fact that his eyes linger on you heavily every time you wear a short skirt or a low-cut blouse only make you want him more because it sure seems like he might be interested in you too. You don’t talk to him a lot unfortunately given that he’s not in the office every day, and you’re Kunikida’s secretary, but sometimes he does linger by your desk and chat with you (until Kunikida runs him off), or when the whole office goes out for lunch he’ll sit at your table with you, Naomi, and Junichiro. Once when you were sitting across from each other you even swore that he had to have known that his leg was against yours, forcing your legs slightly wider apart as he slid his further and further toward the outside of the booth. Any time you looked at him while he did this, he would just quirk the corner of his lip up in a smile and turn back to the conversation. There was sexual tension between the two of you, there had to be.

One day you’d had enough of being the shocked one, you wanted to be bold to see if you could get him to break and finally invite you back to his place after work. You put on a button-up blouse that “accidentally” lost its top two buttons, your shortest skirt, a red silk thong that was definitely part of a lingerie set, and you made sure to put on some extra perfume so he’d smell it any time you got near him. Now you just needed the opportunity to get his attention. 

He was late to the office, as always. He casually walked in, hands in his pockets, a smirk on his face as usual 45 minutes after he was supposed to be there. You say nothing to him, as usual, not wanting to draw any unnecessary attention. Kunikida already gave you an uncomfortable glance-over this morning and offered to sew your buttons back on if you still had them--you couldn’t risk him looking at you and seeing the sultry look in your eye when you greeted Dazai.

He saw you, though. Dazai. His eyes locked onto yours as he took his jacket off and slung it over the back of his chair. He very obviously trailed his eyes down to your chest, and you sat up straighter and tucked a bit of hair behind your ear, watching him watch you. You weren’t backing down, and he noticed.

Maybe that’s why he declined the offer to go to lunch with the group later that afternoon. You also declined, telling a little while lie to Kunikida that you had plans with friends at a different restaurant, so you’d be leaving in a few minutes to go your own way. Kunikida is sharp, but Dazai is sneaky, and you’d never mentioned to your boss how Dazai’s eyes defile you every time you show a bit of skin. If he’d known, he wouldn’t have ever left you two alone in the office. 

A couple of minutes after everyone was gone, you got up and crossed the room to Dazai’s desk pod under the guise of putting something on Atsushi’s nearby desk. As you approached, Dazai “accidentally” swiped a pencil off the edge of his desk right into your path.

“Oops,” he said lowly. You glance at him over your shoulder and give him a half smile.

“I got it.” Normally you’d squat or crouch down to prevent anyone from seeing your butt, but that’s not the goal today. You have an objective.

You slowly bend over at the waist, reaching for the pencil with your fingertips. You can tell the exact second your panties become visible, because Dazai hisses and leans back in his chair.

“Fuck,” he sighs. Before you’ve even stood back up, his hand is on your ass, pushing the curve of it up from the bottom to make it jiggle.

“Dazai-san,” you say sweetly as you fully stand and turn toward him. You hold the pencil out toward him and he grabs it quickly, throwing it onto the desk. His hands are on your hips then, pulling your skirt up so he can feel your soft, supple skin.

“Tell me you want me,” he demands, stilling his hands but holding you in place.

“You first,” you say, reaching out to trace your fingertips along his jaw. There’s a look in his eye you’ve never seen before. A type of hunger you’ve only dreamed about him having for you.

“I’ll fuck you on this desk right now,” he swears in that low, calm voice. It makes you wet just to hear him say such a lewd thing to you.

“You can cum inside,” you coo, and that’s what does it. He stands so suddenly that his chair is knocked backwards with a loud crashing noise. His lips are on yours, kissing you hard and fast and desperate. His hands grope your ass, squeezing and massaging and using the leverage to force you against his body, to feel his hard-on though his pants.

You waste no time fumbling with the bottom of his shirt, pulling it loose from his pants. You unbuckle his belt, unzip his fly, and shove your hand inside, feeling his cock straining against his underwear. He moans against your mouth, and you let out an involuntary whine. You’ve wanted to hear that sound for so long.

“I’m surprised Kunikida left you alone with me,” Dazai mumbles, pushing you back just a little until you hit his desk and sit on it. He spreads your thighs so he can stand between them, then he starts teasing his long, deft fingers over your clothed heat. “He’s always on my ass telling me not to be inappropriate with you.”

“Oh?” you ask shakily, still trying to feel him up though he’s got you distracted now with his feather-light touches.

“Mmm,” he hums, taking his hands away from you. He pushes his pants and boxers down enough to free his cock, and you can’t help but to stare at it. You hoped it would be big, maybe even taken a few long glances at his crotch while he slept unknowingly on the breakroom couch. But it’s even bigger than you expected, and your pussy flutters with anticipation. “I think Kunikida wants to make a proper lady out of you.”

“Proper ladies don’t fuck their coworkers in the office,” you say, pulling your panties to the side. Dazai watches you and licks his lips, giving his cock a few strokes. He reaches forward, slides two of his fingers up your slit and groans.

“You’re so fucking wet.”

“I wanna fuck you so bad,” you admit, leaning back onto your hands. You both moan to some degree when his fingers slide into you.

“The feeling is mutual,” he mumbles back. He gives a few pumps, a few twists, before pulling back out and smearing your slick wetness all over the head of his cock. Then, with urgency, he lines his tip up with your pussy and teases for just a few seconds, collecting more of your natural lube so he can slide in smoothly. 

“Dazai,” you whine, squirming, trying to get closer. He says nothing as he pushes forward slowly, pulling out just a bit, then continuing in until he’s almost completely buried in you.

“Fuck,” he moans, dropping his head down. He can’t stop looking at your pussy taking his cock in. “You’re so fucking hot. God, this pussy is so tight.” You whine and moan, leaning back more until you bump into his computer.

“Get this shit out of the way,” he mumbles, annoyed, as he reaches behind you and shoves stacks of papers and his computer monitor to the side with reckless abandon until you have room to lay on his desk and pull your knees up and to the side. You’re at the perfect level now for him to start drilling you, and oh does he.

The once quiet office is filled with wet squelches and skin slapping skin as he fucks you, holding you by the hips so you can’t slide away from him. He fucks you hard and quick and dirty. He fucks you all the way to the hilt, stuffing you full and letting his balls smack against your ass. You’re so wet that it covers his cock all the way to the base and starts to make a sticky ring against his body. 

“Oh, Dazai,” you moan. “Shit-- Fuck-- oh, you’re so fucking big.” 

“Good fucking pussy,” he huffs out. He reaches up with one hand and starts palming your tit, massaging and squeezing. “I’m gonna fill you up with my cum. You’re gonna like that, huh? Gonna sit at your desk all day doing work for Kunikida with my cum in your pussy.”

“Yeah,” you whine loudly. You manage to pull another two buttons free and Dazai takes advantage, reaching inside to knead your boob and pinch your nipple, making you moan even more. “Fuck me so good, Dazai. Make me cum, please.”

“Oh, I’ll make you cum, baby, but I’m not done with you yet.”

He pulls out of you then and you whine at the loss of his thick cock buried deep in you. He leans down, pushing your shirt and bra to the side to suck on your tits. He swirls his tongue around, suckling and nipping with his teeth while his other hand tweaks your nipple and massages. After a minute he switches, giving equal attention to the other breast. You take the opportunity to run your hands through his hair, scratching at his scalp and pulling on his hair.

“They’ll be back in fifteen,” you warn him. “We don’t have a lot of time.”

“Mmm, but there’s so much fun to be had,” he sighs, resting his face in the valley between your breasts. “Do you live in the ADA dorms?”

“No, I have a roommate across town.”

“Tell them you’re staying with a friend tonight.”

He stands up and takes your hands, pulling you up too. You’re afraid he’s gonna stop here, but instead he turns you around, kisses down your neck, and then firmly pushes your shoulders down so you’re bent over his desk. Without another word he lines up with your hole again and enters you quickly. He sets a brutal pace, utilizing long, hard thrusts to make you feel the full extent of his cock. It’s so long and such a nice girth that it fills you completely, stretching your walls so nicely and thrumming against your cervix with every thrust. Once again the office is full of the sounds of skin slapping skin, your pussy squelching every time he enters you, and a steady stream of moans and curses from both of you.

“You’re gonna cum with me,” he says after a few minutes reaching around your hip to feel you up. He finds your clit in only a few seconds and rubs it frantically while still fucking you hard, trying to suddenly overwhelm your nerves to make you cum hard, and fuck does it work.

“Dazai,” you call his name loudly as a warning, whimpering and whining while pushing back against him. “I’m gonna cum, Dazai, fuck, I can’t stop--”

“--Cum,” he commands. “Cum all over this fat cock, princess.”

Your orgasm wracks your body, making your knees shake and your thighs tremble. You cum, slightly squirting, making even more juices squish out of your pussy as he fucks you through your orgasm. The pulsing of your walls as you cum squeezes Dazai’s cock so good, making him cum too, spurting ropes of his seed deep into you. He stays buried to the hilt, grinding against you, for several seconds after you’ve both worked through your orgasms. When he finally pulls back, he holds you down by your hips so he can watch cum drip out of your pussy and onto the floor. He swipes some of it onto his fingers and reaches around, holding it in front of your lips.

“Open,” he says, and you do, sticking your tongue out and taking his fingers in, sucking the cum and other fluids off his fingers. “Good girl,” he says, rubbing his other hand on your ass. After he finally pulls his fingers out of your mouth, he readjusts your panties so they cover your abused cunt.

“You’re gonna leak through your panties,” he says, finally allowing you to stand back up. “Gonna leave a damp spot on your chair by the end of the day so you have a reminder of me.”

“Good,” you say, buttoning your blouse again. “And I’d love to come over tonight, by the way. I’ll tell my roommate not to expect me until late.”

Dazai smiles and finishes tucking himself back into his pants. He also kneels down and uses a tissue to wipe the cum off the floor.

“Only a few minutes left,” he says when he stands back up. “Clean yourself up and get ready.”

“What about your desk? We really messed it up.”

“Don’t worry about it, just go sit at your desk like a good girl.” He presses a firm kiss to your lips then pats your ass so you’ll get moving. He sighs wistfully, climbs on top of his desk, and lays over it, draping himself all the way across Atsushi’s desk as well. Now the mess looks like another dramatic Dazai performance that no one even questions when they come back from lunch.

[lotomber]

Dazai Nsfw Headcanons !

Minors DNI!

Warning: sexually explicit content, Afab/ Gn reader!

Sex for him is nothing but a means to manipulate others to his bidding as he doesn't mind using his body to get what he wants. ( exactly like that nurse, he definitely fucked her) but with you it is much more emotional than that. If he really loves you he would stop using himself like this cause he doesn't wants to disappoint you.

He is such a horny man, like he can get turned on anytime anywhere. He will whisper lewd things in your ear in public to see you all flustered, if you tease him back it will turn him on even more.

Public sex is definitely a thing for him like won't mind taking you in a back alley or in the agency washroom. He loves it when you give him blowjob under his desk in the agency. Somehow the idea of getting caught excites him.

100% Certified tease, he just loves seeing you desperate for him.

He will edge you for hours until you are all but begging for him.

He will degrade you mixing it with praises like " You are such a good slut for me~" But if you are not comfortable with it he won't do it.

He loves it when you tug his hair as he is eating you out.

He won't use toys cause he likes to pleasure you himself. He is very good with his fingers, he will eat you out as three of his fingers stretches your insides, making you a moaning mess.  

He starts slowly letting you adjust to his length but after sometime he starts thrusting with a fast pace like you both have no tomorrow.

He can go for 4-5 rounds if not tired.

He has no favorite position he just likes any position in which he can see your face filled with pleasure but if he had to select he would prefer missionary or mating press.

He loves to cum inside you, it makes him feel more closer to you.

He is a top, cause he likes to stay in power. Even when you are riding him he will still dominate you.

Will overstimulate you till you are babbling incoherent nonsense, sometimes he won't stop until you pass out. But he will clean you up and then cuddle to sleep with you.

Next day he will be extra sweet to you ask you to bath together, lots of cuddles. He won't mind pampering you if you want him to.

Extra- He even has your dirty photos for when you are not around and you don't even know when he took them.

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Some of these ppl out here rlly got me struggling to be ace.

Ranpo: You're talking about Chuuya.

Dazai: I'm most def talking about Chuuya.

[hanazou]

╰ ⋆ ଓ.  𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐇𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 • ₊˚

𓏸֢  . dazai - chuuya - oda

𓏸֢  . A list of expressions of love that even an aromantic (me) deeply craves for

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝗢𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘂

♡ Sitting on a flower bed with his legs folded up, having a staring contest with a cat, only to perk up with a smile when he sees you. He pats the space next to him as an invitation to sit together.

♡ Knowing exactly where to massage your scalp that melts away all your tension, and doing it randomly.

♡ Hiding and grasping your shoulders from behind when you're walking pass a stranger with a dog on a leash.

♡ Doing the quick maths out loud when you have to make a quick purchase.

♡ Taking off one of his earphones and putting it into your ear when it's your favourite song playing from his playlist, or when it's a song that reminds him of you.

♡ Pointing out that your shoelaces are untied before you even noticed it.

♡ Catching himself fixing his hair using glass doors, walls, and windows in public just because you said you like his fluffy, voluminous hair once.

𝗖𝗵𝘂𝘂𝘆𝗮 𝗡𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮

♡ Spinning random objects on the tip of his pointer finger, catching it, then randomly chuckling imagining how you'd react if he showed off in front of you.

♡ Extending his arms wide and open for a hug when your eyes meet in public for the first time that day.

♡ Brushing your hair off your shoulder, face, and eyes when it gets into the way of him having a good look of your face.

♡ Nudging his shoulder against you as a way to ask if you want to lean your head on him.

♡ Fixing your mask when it slips down too low.

♡ Not realising he hums his favourite song only when you're within his proximity.

♡ Connecting your phone to his car's Bluetooth system so the night ride is serenaded by your music of choice.

♡ Ghosting his pinky finger on the back of your hand when the crowd gets bigger, and eventually flexing his index finger for your hand to grip so you don't get lost.

𝗢𝗱𝗮 𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲

♡ Having a habit of unintentionally zoning out when he stands in a certain position and automatically refocuses when he senses your arrival.

♡ Pausing in his tracks when the wind blows into your eye, then crouching down to offer blowing your eye.

♡ Being the one who always double checks if you accidentally dropped or left anything behind when you leave a place.

♡ Turning back to extend his hand to you when you board any public transit or enter any building, and pulling you up when you need to climb although you're perfectly capable on your own, and the same when you board off or exit.

♡ Making you sit down in front of him while he stands up to barricade you when the public transit has no more seats, especially if crowded.

♡ Knowing your commute schedule by heart to pick you up at the end of the day to go home or to eat together.

♡ Standing shielding you against the traffic before you cross the road.

disclaimer : you might have noticed but i have abandoned this blog as a communication platform. i will randomly upload content but will rarely interact as the real world is of more interest to me. thank you 💜

[oddaesthetin]

“you’re a stupid, stupid man.” brows furrowed, hands on hips, you stand firmly just in front of the hospital room door. “people call you clever, even the mafia boss considers you scary, but no no, they’re very wrong cause i really think you’re an idiot.”

the pout on dazai’s face grew even bigger, but you knew better than to believe that facade. before he could say anything, you sighed and harshly combed your hair. the man sitting on the bed just watched as you try hard to calm yourself down. the last thing you wanna do to the stabbed man was to insult him and add salt to his injury, quite literally, even more.

“you were perfectly aware yosano would not be able to treat you, correct?”

with the fake pout still on, he scratched his face. “i guess, i might have, just quite, known a little bit.”

“and yet, after the warnings i gave you, you went on and got yourself almost killed.” you sighed again, “were the past action scenes becoming a bit boring to you already and you’re now trying to entangle yourself in people who are absolutely, more physically and naturally capable than you?”

he removed his eyes on you and lied down, then proceeded to turn his back as if hinting he’s hurt and doesn’t wanna talk to you anymore. “i don’t like being scolded by a pretty woman. it makes me look uncool.”

feeling petty, you muttered. “joke’s on you cause you never looked cool anyway.”

which was the perfect response that made him snap from the previous position and looked at you annoyingly. you weren’t that dumb either to not notice how he winced after the sudden movement, clearly reflecting how he’s still in pain and is really just trying his best to look cool.

“how can you not spare the sick man some of your caring side, brains. i thought partners are supposed to care about each other?”

with the second combing of your hair, you sighed again, and finally decided to let your pride go and went close to the bandaged man. he’s gotten you far too soft for him already to try to resist, especially now that he looks this helpless and desperate. you sat on the clear space he provided on his bed.

“stop calling me ‘brains’ you stupid bandage-squandering-machine,” you replied, staring into the air.

at least now you’re relieved he’s fine and functional. said the little voice inside your head.

to be honest, you don’t know what to say anymore which was in contrast to what you were expecting to happen earlier. your fear was far too strong than anger while you were on your way here. but then again, he’s dazai. nothing really affects him. or so he would like to believe.

little did you know tho, it was not just you who became soft. with the silence growing even louder, it is without your notice that the sick man beside you also grew even more concerned if you’re in fact, very seriously angry.

“oi, brains. you mad?” the sick man spoke again. the question remained greeted with silence.

it’s not like you don’t want to answer him, you just don’t know what to answer him. you’re also far too smart to tell him you were scared because again, he’s dazai. he’s smart, and he’s probably expected this already long before it happened. it just bothers you how he can easily offer himself to pain. how casually he let himself be the bait of his own plans, even after knowing there’s you, and other people worrying about him. even after noticing how much change he’s gone into, mentally speaking.

a sudden cold feeling covered your hand. your attention shifted from the air to the chilly hand that’s now covering yours. you looked at his face and noticed the mix of cluelessness and worry in his eyes. you snapped back to reality and blew a breath for the nth time.

“do you wanna stay at my place when you get out of here tomorrow?” you bursted.

taken a back, he answered. “really?” you looked mad just earlier.

“yes. you’re weak, and clearly in pain. you can’t stay alone in your apartment cause we both know you’ll resort to drinking sake and tuna instead of actually eating real food and taking care of yourself. besides…,” you trailed off, “it’s kind of my responsibility as your girlfriend to take care of you.”

the weak man laughed heartily. the mischief now back in his eyes. never in his life did he expect himself to feel this happy and excited about having someone taking care of him. a very beautiful someone. for so long it was just him and his darkness. and to think he used to be sure he knows himself wholly before you came into his life.

“my, my, i guess i’m really that pitiful looking to make you worry about me that bad, huh?”

“yes, but there’s a catch.” you smirked. “i only have one room, and i don’t wanna sleep with a stabbed man so you’d have to sleep in the living room.”

all the happiness and smug he was feeling very obviously escaped his spirit as he let you finish your sentence. it was like giving a kid candy and taking it back after a mere second. it was bullying. he was sure of that.

“but, y/n, you see, i’m sick. it’s actually my hospital bed your sitting on right now. shouldn’t you be the one sleeping on the sofa instead?” the taunting continues, still letting off a smile that was obviously fake.

“what? no. it’s my house, it’s my rules.”

“then we should just stay at my apartment instead and you take care of me there!” he recommended very excitedly. inside his mind, he succeeded, because, yes. he is, indeed, dazai. and he’s expected this long before it happened. and yes, he knew right then he’d be willing to sacrifice himself to any pain if it means you’ll be there to ask him to stay with you and be taken care of by you.

he’s dazai, and he purposely got himself in trouble in order to be babied by you.

like??? i was half asleep when i wrote this. if its not for the note i wrote before i fully went into a slumber, i wouldve never known i wrote this.

THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROOFREAD YET

and i was actually not sure if i wanted to post it cause the plot was messy and is just full of ramblings but 🥲🥲 its kinda long im gunna feel bad if i let it go to waste

[oh-ranpo]

how they react when you pretend to ignore them

Osamu Dazai

☾ - talk about pouty ☾ - he’ll try and act like nothing is going on at first ☾ - but then he’ll be in the middle of telling you something that you should react to and you just don’t. ☾ - that’s when he starts to get real obnoxious and annoying about it. ☾ - whining your name  ☾ - if you’re sitting on the couch, he’ll try to force his head into your lap or under your arms. ☾ - if you’re reading or holding anything in your hands, he’ll flop down on top of it as he tries to catch your gaze. ☾ - “why are you ignoring me? helloooo? stop being rude and pay attention to meeeeee. helloOO????” ☾ - eventually, he would somehow find his way completely into your lap and as amusing as it is to continue pretending like you don’t know he’s there, his weight pressing down on top of you makes it impossible. ☾ - “so, this is the Demon Prodigy, huh? didn’t know he’d be so demanding of cuddles,” you’d tease as he presses his face into your shirt. ☾ - “you can’t just ignore me like that,” he huffs and you laugh. ☾ - “of course, I can. maybe it’ll humble you a bit.” ☾ - he doesn’t care much for you ignoring him, even as a joke. ☾ - constantly needs your undivided attention, however, you’re almost always willing to give it.

Chuuya Nakahara 

☾ - he doesn’t completely realize you’re not responding to him at first. ☾ - but when he does, he gets visibly frustrated. ☾ - “are you even listening to me?!” ☾ - of course, you are, but you just want to mess with him right now. ☾ - unlike Dazai, he won’t get whiny, but instead, he will try to pretend like he’s ignoring you too. ☾ - with a huff and a cross of his arms, he turns away from you, his nose in the air as he attempts to give you the cold shoulder. ☾ - though, it’s hard to give someone the cold shoulder when they aren’t talking to you. ☾ - “what is your problem, why are you ignoring me?!” he’d growl as he turns back to face you. ☾ - when you don’t respond to that either, that’s when he starts going through the seven stages. ☾ - shock, denial and anger are cycled through quickly and before you know it, he’s begging you to say something. ☾ - “did I do something wrong?” ☾ - it’s when you hear that worried lilt to his tone that you know you’ve taken it too far. ☾ - as badass as he can be working for the Mafia, the man does have feelings and the ones he feels for you are the strongest. ☾ - you’re quick to apologize for your trick, but he gets fired up again when he realizes that you were just messing with him. ☾ - a quick kiss should shut him right up though and all would be forgiven.

Edogawa Ranpo

☾ - you wanna see a hissy fit? this man will throw one if you try to shut him out. ☾ - mans is also incredibly intelligent but can be quite blind and oblivious when it comes to you. ☾ - it’s so hard to trick him sometimes, but you get those intense emotions going and he becomes more than a little lost, even with his deduction skills. ☾ - “hey! don’t ignore me! what better things could you possibly be paying attention to?!” ☾ - he’d try to force you into meeting his gaze by getting in your face, but you’d just casually turn away each time. ☾ - he’s persistent, though, you gotta give him that. ☾ - he’ll straight up follow you around all day, chanting your name and demanding answers if you won’t give them up right away. ☾ - at some point, he will start to bargain with snacks ☾ - he’s another one that, like Chuuya, might hit that ultra vulnerability at some point and so you don’t want to push the charade too far. ☾ - when you do finally give in and admit that it was a joke, there would be a shocked look on his face at first before a wide smile replaces it. ☾ - “of course! i knew that all along!” ☾ - he did not, in fact, know it all along. ☾ - but he was relieved either way.

[tamahitachi]

dazai as a gemini makes so much sense ♊️♊️♊️

[scourgeofshadows]

Just a bit of a vent: as someone who wears a cloak, I've tripped over it a few times while trying to sit and stand up. It makes me wonder if Fyodor has ever tripped over his cloak at least once. He seems to be graceful, so maybe not, but maybe someone (like Dazai) made him trip and stumble a step or so.

[djcarnationsblog]

DAZAI HEAD CANON

HOLY SHIT I HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA

Dazai headcanon! Basically, if you get Dazai to laugh a little bit too hard, the most hilarious thing will happen.

He’ll go bloody cross eyed.

Dazai thinks he looks ridiculous, because he just can’t stop himself from crossing his eyes when he’s laughing so hysterically, so it’s not often that it happens. But when it does, it looks way too adorable and it’s way too fucking funny.

Like, he’d do it back in the Mafia, it’s just that he never even knew he did that because of the bandages over one eye, obscuring what was happening. Nobody else knew too, except Chuuya, cause those fuckers know too much about eachother to be real.

And it gets stupider, cause how can Chuuya NOT laugh at that face? It’s the most wholesome but most insanely stupid face Dazai could ever make, sputtering, blushing, cross-eyed and laughing his guts out. But then Chuuya’s laugh is ridiculous too cause he’ll just start wheezing and giggling, and it’s contagious as shit and only spurs on Dazai to laugh more as well. So now it’s a fucking chain reaction.

Soukoku is just chainreaction material.

You get those two laughing at each other and they’ll be going at it until their both physically too weak to laugh anymore-

[simplyagoddess]

Wait, I just realized that yosano can't heal Dazai 0_0

[ninfadora7]

22 Skk✨

[oikasugayama]

ok i saw a tiktok and it had me thinking abt how bsd boys (especially chuuya) would react to going in a sephora with the reader and if they would pay for the readers stuff or not !🫶

OK I HAVE THOUGHTS............

DID I FORGET ANYONE??? PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!

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[lotomber]

Dazai (ADA) Nsfw Alphabet

Warning: Sexual content, Minors strictly do not interact, not proof read

A = AFTERCARE (how do they behave after sex?)

He's really lazy after sex like he would want you to clean him up but if he really tired you out then he won't mind help you clean up. Expect lots of cuddles and kisses and will be extra sweet.

B = BODY PART

He just loves your whole body but he had to pick he would prefer your thighs. It's doesn't matter they are thick or thin, he just loves to be squeezed between them. He would also ask you to sit on him so he could just eat you out.

C = CUM (where do they like to cum?)

He just loves to cum in you it makes him feel more close to you. He might even have a breeding kink if you are in a serious relationship.

D = DIRTY SECRET

He sometimes records while fucking you just to see how good of a job he does. Or to relieve himself when you are not around.

E = EXPERIENCE

He definitely has a lot experience, thanks to his womanizing habits But sex with you is much more meaningful to him.

F = FAVOURITE POSITION

He loves all the positions in which he can see your face but his favorite are missionary, mating press or G-whiz.

G = GOOFY (how do they act during it? )

He's the type to tease and crack jokes, while he occasionally likes to degrade you mixing it with praises but if you don't like it he won't do it.

H = HAIR (does the carpet match the drapes?)

Well he is not well groomed, he just does the bare minimum just trims sometimes.

I = INTIMACY (romantic aspect)

He's not the one to show his real feeling to others but it's different with you in his bed, He make sure to tell you how much he loves and cares about you. And that how much he appreciates you being with him.

J = JACK OFF

He only does it when you are not around otherwise he has pretty good self control but he's just too horny for you.

K = KINK

Dazai's pretty kinky guy. He's into BDSM but he like to stay in power even when you are riding him he will still dominate you. But he won't do anything extreme that could hurt you cause he loves you too much to hurt you. But if you want it he won't mind showing you glimpses of his past self.

L = Location

Anywhere is fine for him cause he's just shameless but something about public places entices him like the idea of getting caught feels hot to him.

M = Motivation (turn ons)

He's a horny man like he can get turned on anytime, anywhere but when he sees you in his shirt it just drives him crazy.

N = NO (turn offs)

Threesomes are a big no for him, He just hates the thought of even sharing you with someone.

O = ORAL

He is a receiver and a giver both, but he prefers to eat you out until you're just begging him to stop.

P = PACE

He starts slowly giving you time to adjust to his size but soon after he just starts thrusting faster like he has no tomorrow.

Q = QUICKIE

He's always open for quickies but he prefers to take his time with you.

R = RISKS

He's always open to try new things and the risks just turn him on more. He likes to bend you over his table in agency when everyone's outside and he just loves it when you give him a blowjob from under his table and the risk of getting caught just excites him more.

S = STAMINA

He has lot of stamina like he can go for 4-5 rounds if not tired. Sometimes he just like to go until you are just babbling incoherent nonsense or you say your safeword.

T = TOYS

Toys are another big no for him he just likes to please you himself.

U = UNFAIR (how much do they like to tease)

He's 100% certified tease. He would just edge you for hours until you are a begging mess and then fuck you for hours overstimulating you.

V = VOLUME

He's just too shameless he doesn't care even if others listen to him. His moans and grunts are just too sultry and on purpose too.

W = WILD CARD (random hc)

Once Atsushi walked in while you both were having sex and left immediately before you could notice him. After that when you saw Atsushi he was just red as tomato and couldn't understand why. But Dazai already knew what happened and kept quiet.

X = X-RAY

He just gives off big dick energy so probably 7-8 inches not too thick but it's length makes up for it.

Y = YEARNING (how badly do they want you?)

Like already mentioned before he's just too horny so he's always open to fuck you. Like he will come and whisper lewd things in your ears to tease you and if you tease him back it just makes him want you more.

Z = Zzzz (how fast they fall asleep after)

He mostly waits until for you to fell asleep first and then also sleeps cuddling you close to him.

[noose-lion]

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

[vinylbiohazard]

(head)canon that kunikida is the only one who carries a gun with him. headcanon its because kyouka isn't interested in killing. yosano thinks her giant knives are better. kenji is far too young. atsushi isn't trained. fukuzawa strictly uses his katana. and finally. dazai, tanizaki, and rampo are banned from guns because they would shoot anyone who inconveniences/annoys them.

[nighttimeebony]

I was rewatching the first season of Bungou Stray Dogs with a friend when I noticed something about Dazai from episode 1.

We all know that Dazai isn't really a fighter, but when he's getting chased by Atsushi in his tiger form...

Dazai doesn't take his hands out of his pockets until he has to use his ability to subdue Atsushi.

Now, where have we seen that before?

And then I noticed something familiar about the way that Chuuya wears his coat

What was that thing about couples adopting each other's mannerisms again?