#Department of Unreality

[kikunai]

Alex Thorley feels the sea breeze

[i-can-not-art]

Honestly the poll thing was fun so I’m doing it again

[synthiapanda]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why do these random poetry people keep following me on instagram? Idgaf about poems

[mmemirrorball]

you look like 🤍

[movie-plush-baby]

i put them in the lobby and they immediately did this. gay ass time travelers. are you trying to kiss her. what r u doing.

[toontownjusticedepartment]

So, you haven't heard from me in a while

...

I'm sure you read in the papers about the Roger Rabbit being framed fiasco

The future of this department is uncertain. Outside forces are investigating the recently deceased Judge Doom's connections to see how far his corruption spread.

[the-final-lullaby]

Different but the Same

It’s a lonely frontier

Quietly things settle and stay the same

Here

Change falls consistently

Secrets well kept but murmurs still appear

evidently

Hours grow older

Especially in winter where it only gets more

colder

But no matter the time

It always seems to stay the same

Here in my mind

[estrogenated-future]

In Estrogenated Future, LLC. Wigan, the pey wet may or may not be laced with estradiol, with cyproterone, with progesterone, or with other Experimental Substances!, but is regardless as good as gravy.

Note: In accordance with the information accessibility standards of Estrogenated Future, LLC., the above in-joke will now be explained: In 2020, YouTube user JOE posted "We ate a Wigan kebab - the weirdest meal in the north?", a video of him trying various offerings at a local restaurant in Wigan, in the UK. One of the things he orders is a smack sandwich with pea juice on it, regionally referred to as "smack barm pey wet". Joe, seemingly not parsing the northern accent, asks what pea wet is, to which the proprietor replies, incredulous, "What's pey wet? In Wigan, it's as good as gravy."

This phrase was adopted among tumblr users, and underwent memetic mutation to make the explicit reference to pey wet optional. "In Wigan, it's as good as gravy" is the central phrase of the current iteration of the meme, and has seen a number of brilliant and unexpected variations.

In short: What's "What's pea wet, mate?"? On Tumblr, it's as good as gravy!

[foreststarflaime]

Google how to cure burnout instantly quick and easy so I can finish the semester’s work without wanting to crumble into the abyss tips & tricks quick I can feel the weariness sinking its claws into my bones and squeezing my heart wikihow

[ishratmumtaz]

I want to shout

Tell you about all the wrongs you did to me

I want you to know that I am miserable here

Every day, I think about the same thing again

It’s a cycle which never ends.

I want it to end but I can’t

I feel so helpless

I want to blame it on you

But I also want you to come and hold me

Hold me tight and tell me

That you miss me too

[i-can-not-art]

Quick pfp for my SCP side blog

[frosto-explodinghead]

The (Second) Afternoon

Alt with them missing!

[goblinmixtape]

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT COURSE CATALOG is a free solo journaling TTRPG by Max Alexander.

You are a grad student who needs to finish the last 10 poems of your thesis. Grab your typewriter, put Swift on shuffle, and get writing.

All you need to play TTPDCC is something to write with and a way to shuffle Taylor Swift's album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY. Writing poetry is optional!

For each song that plays, find the corresponding prompt. Answer the questions and record what happens, then optionally write a poem inspired by the event.

I edited this game and it's some of the most funny writing I've read in a TTRPG.

[eparchclass]

Department of Unreality Xenintation — A queer presentation label based on the concept of the Department of Unreality, aesthetics associated with the Department of Unreality, or just the Department of Unreality, etc. A presentation outside the traditional / typical gender binaries.

Tagging @radiomogai @presentationflag-archive and @blood-moon-night-coining

[imsurroundedbytheocean]

I Hate It Here x the lakes (except this video only includes I Hate It Here… sorry!)