#Dude we arent friends

[gothamcityneedsme]

blocked someone on discord today because theyre in my swtor guild but never play the game, i barely know them, and yet they keep dming me and its weird

[ifnotformariano]

you've heard of oblivious/obvious, now get ready for unrequited pining/wait what do you mean we aren't dating?

[meyhew]

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[many-gay-magpies]

not me having a small crisis over my maybe-not-best-friend-anymore's sexuality lmao

[bardicbird]

decided for this school year im going to be unapologetically annoying and see who it comes off as endearing to and that is how i will make friends.

[spectral-honey]

i like that its more or less anything goes in dream smp lore/rp because like i was thinking about the fact that mexican dream is a character that is canon and followed the three canon deaths rule and is listed on the dream wiki as one of the only dead characters and i just enjoy that its like this ykno

[fagarlic]

thinkin about this dude i know and im just like Ugh Heart Eyes... (affectionate)

its rare for me this days with where my minds been at but things feel balanced with this dude, like i dont have to worry about the crazy shit ive had to in the past

like not even speaking romantically

solely just in the way we interact and mesh together

and its really nice

[bmpmp3]

I think at this point the only endings for love triangle stories I can accept are either ones where the main character gets together with both suitors (they all got two hands...) or no one gets together romantically but all three become absolute best friends forever and solve mysteries together until the end of time *grabs late 90s early 2000s shoujo manga writers by the throats* are you listening to me

[theythemsam]

Listen i love yall bi!dean stans and i enjoy your tales but i just personally think the homophobic!dean route is just a lot more fun

Like yes hes heteronormative as fuck in canon already and that can at times be interpreted as homophobic. You know, like a shitton of dudes.

But i say lets go all the way there ❤ let him call me a dyke because i call out his sexism ❤

[animentality]

What the fuck is wrong with you? "College may not be for you…" Really? This person just got rejected from everything, and instead of giving them, y'know, actual advice, you tell that to someone just trying to better their life? You act so high and mighty - all of your replies are bitter and sad. I fucking hate furries, but I agree with them in regards to you. You're an asshole. You're not better than anyone, so step down from your pedestal.

Lol what am I, a career counselor?

Why would you even go to someone that you don't know online for career advice?

What, did you want me to write a 4000 word pep talk for someone whose situation I don't know fully?

What, am I a psychic? The person told me they didn't get into any colleges, they didn't tell me if they have a perfect gpa or if they applied to reach schools or if they had a criminal record or if they just were plain unlucky.

The fuck am I supposed to be, some kind of healing guru?

Like really, lol?

Also I don't believe for one second that you aren't one of the many furries annoyed by my comments about beastars.

No way in hell. You're just angry and lurking and looking for any opportunity you can get to rag on me.

Which is fine because like I said before, I enjoy the salt.

But don't pretend you're not one of them and insisting that the real reason you hate me is because you're some saint.

You aren't.

You're just some asshole who's too much of a coward to come off anon, and that's honestly why I have so much fun dunking on anons, because you may think you're powerful and impactful hiding behind the anonymous user title, but you're actually nothing. You could be anything and anyone, and that makes you absolutely nothing.

So sure, maybe that wasn't the best thing to say, and maybe I should've written a 5000 word advice column for this one random person who's going through something.

But when has this blog ever been about giving people advice???

What do you people want from me??

If someone sent me an ask, telling me they lost money because of the stock market's corona virus scare, what, you want me to go to Princeton and major in business and come back in four years with a long well thought out list of options for them??

Not getting into any colleges sucks. But when you can't get into any, there are really only two options, decide college isn't for you and do a trade, which is perfectly respectable, or go to a community college and try again.

I don't get how saying that is so wrong.

Unless of course, you're a tilted furry and you're angry about other things, so you cose to take a small and innocuous ask and blow it out of proportion.

Have fun hate stalking my blog, anon.

This game will always be more fun for me than it ever is for you.

[kirishwima]

am i really that pitiful or did my brother-in-law, the one person who has made fun of me since the day he met me, actually decide to be nice to me for once for the heck of it

[bmabi]

i HATE anyone who says men and women can’t be just friends like not everything is about sex you freaksss

[gorgugplushie]

I feel like we as a society gotta realise that popular artist Might Not Care About You Personally.

[fratboykate]

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[farsailing]

ik hes a white guy and thus the least likely to be affected by all this but cant believe im telling my brother how to make a faraday pouch for his phone and giving him numbers for pro bono lawyers and the aclu in case he’s arrested 🙃

[badolmen]

Hey remember when Alex and Naomi were going after the ship they thought Cortazar was on and Alex hands her a gun and tells her to shoot people and then the time when Alex runs off by himself to the Agatha King to stop the Hybrid pods from going to Mars and Naomi goes after him willingly and freely and doing everything she can to help him save his home and family?