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[gothic-btch]

Kaeya tries too hard with getting Albedo to like him, overly flirting, touching, seeking him out, obsessing over him and trying to always be around him

Albedo tries hard to distance himself from Kaeya bc he doesn't know what the hell this feeling inside of him is but he's pretty sure literal butterflies have found their way into his stomach to torture him and somehow Kaeya's the one who did it to him

Diluc is pissed bc he thinks that Albedo is leading his brother on, and who does he think he is? So like the good big brother he is he goes to give Albedo the shovel talk and Albedo is all like "what's a crush" and Diluc realizes that he isn't a jerk, just dumb

Kaeya ends up giving up bc he's like, Albedo clearly doesn't like me, I don't wanna harass this dude plus I look desperate.

Diluc helps Albedo start reciprocating Kaeya's feelings, then they realize that he gave up so now they need a new plan. Except Diluc doesn't talk to his brother so he tries to hangout with him to get to know him better and Kaeya's all suspicious

Kaeya thinks that Albedo and Diluc have joined forces bc they both hate him and now feels super shitty and sad about it. Every time the two try to interact with him he thinks it's a plan to humiliate or hurt him and gets super depressed

Albedo and Diluc don't understand what they're doing wrong and amp it up 10× (now also trying to get Diluc and Kae to fix their relationship) and they just make everything worse

Klee is basically the go to vent person in all of this (not venting all their feelings ofc, but Klee is super helpful regardless) and through the power of Klee everything ends up perfect in the end

Diluc and Kaeya are brothers again, Kaeya and Albedo are dating, and Diluc and Albedo each earned a new friend

[gideoncav]

They do bones mothafuckaaaaaa

[isbergillustration]

Looming

[joemama-2]

imagine this.

you’re suddenly transported to the future. the first person you see is a young boy with bright blue eyes and white hair.

confused and panicked, you demand to know what’s going on, who he is, where you are, and to be brought back home.

he tells you he’s your grandson. turns out you were his grandpa’s, gojo satoru, wife. you had three sons together, one of which was this young boy’s father.

you died about three years ago and your death has shaken up the family in a rough way. he’s been leading you around in hopes that you can somehow alter the current timeline and avoid your death when you go back to your own timeline. all the while, being kept a secret from the boy’s father, his uncles, and of course, his grandpa.

[tanked-up]

(Ghost and Soap mad at each other)

Ghost: Go ahead and leave! See if I care

(Soap scoffs and walks away)

————————————————

(2 minutes later)

Price: If I knew you’d be disturbing me in my office, I would’ve-

Ghost sighs: I miss him

Price: Go and look for him

Ghost: No! Then I’d look like one who’s craving his attention

Price: You are-

Ghost: Piss off

(Soap enters)

Soap: Needed me Capt’n…?

(Price stands up and leaves)

Soap and Ghost: …

Ghost muttering: Missed you…

Soap: Hm?

Ghost: N’thin…

Soap: Thought I heard-

Ghost: I’M SORRY

Soap: …and?

Ghost: I love you…?

Price outside the office with another soldier: They’re the complete opposite yet fit each other so fucking good

[lattesqueeze]

…yeah

[ibenology]

Gwen: maybe you should be here on time

Alice: hey Gwen, time isn’t real

Me: oh so you want each other carnally

[uselessnbee]

something i can't stop thinking about is the fact that Percy Jackson started as a comfort story for Rick's son to show him that his adhd and dyslexia doesn't have to be just a bad thing and the fandom then took Percy and Leo and made them into these stupid idiots that don't even know basic math or "big" words and wouldn't be able to even tie their shoelaces without someone else's (someone smarter's) help

don't yall see how fucked up that is? a big part of this fandom has adhd and/or dyslexia and/or other learning disabilities/neurodivergence and find comfort in those characters. they are called lazy and stupid all the time and then yall decided to take characters with those disabilities and ignore their inteligence and made them into something they are not just because their adhd is more "visible" (read more stereotypical looking) (even tho that's not true either because the fandom made them into chaotic gremlins but in reality Percy is more just sarcastic and snarky and even that is more just his internal monologue for his own amusment and to cope and Leo just uses humor as a coping mechanism to hide his depression and other issues but that's a discussion for another time)

Percy is canonically very smart and strategic. no he isn't very good at school. it's what happens when you're neurodivergent and have learning disabilities. that doesn't mean he's stupid. no he doesn't know everything about greek mythology and that doesn't make him stupid either. but when Annabeth tells him the myth he is very good at coming up with strategies and how to win a fight. he's not smart as Annabeth because Annabeth is literally a daughter of the goddess of wisdom so stop fucking comparing them. are you also going to call Annabeth weak and incapable because she can't control water? no you won't because that's fucking stupid. and Leo. fucking Leo. is literally canonically a mathematic genius and also genius when it comes building stuff. they're both smart. they're not fucking stupid. they know and understand words that are longer than 5 letters. no they do not struggle with basic knowledge. they're not fucking stupid.

and miss me with the "it's just a joke" bullshit

jokes are supposed to be funny

and it's not just a joke for many of you because the number of fanfics where they are written in exactly this way is too fucking high. it's actually surprising to find a fanfic where they are written right

in conclusion: the way this fandom portrays Percy and Leo is reinforcing the harmful misconception that people with adhd and/or other learning disabilities are stupid and i hate it with a burning passion

call me sensitive all you want i'll gladly accept it i will rather be called sensitive for hating that those characters are being treated this way than follow the fandoms harmful idea about them

thank you for coming to my ted talk <3

[cult-of-the-eye]

so far malevolent has really just been what tight spaces can we hide in

[rotting-ink]

Idk if this has been asked or talked about. But does the Aide have a name?

The Aide :>

[spn-lesbian]

Cas, disheveled: hello, sorry about being late, I was doing... some stuff

Dean, also late: really important stuff

Sam: do you guys think I'm an idiot?

[43luv]

Vancouver CANucks

[blood-orange-juice]

I like how fed up the Traveler is by the time they are in Inazuma

[golden-reedwolf]

[null-doesnothing]

my favorite holmes and Watson adaptations are always like-

the best and most accurate versions of themselves to the book renditions and frequently regarded as the best Sherlock Holmes adaptations ever

and

these two fucks I found off the street. they are like street rats to me. endearing street rats.