max durden (just caught in a net for doing drugs): "we should unionize, like if we all do drugs he can't expell all of us"
kristen applebees (presidental candidate selfnominated champion of the steel workers union): "that's not a union"
fig faeth (straight edge, except for drugs): "i think he's onto something”
riz gukgak (only bad kid allowed to take stress for his friends): "FIG YOU’RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING EXPELLED"
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in which buddy grips with being the prophet of a new deity, max grips with new friendships, and neither of them can fathom why they have chemistry
👀 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 👀
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my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to God
referenced from William-Adolphe Bouguereau's 'Dante and Virgil in Hell' painting
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