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in 2020, shifttok exploded

here is a list of events and controversies that occurred…

1. the girl who dedicated an entire account to saying how much she hated angelina and said she killed her in her reality

2. draco pushing people down the stairs

3. snape and hermione doing the WAP in the middle of potions class

4. draco and harry secretly hooking up

5. fred being a cheater (mainly with angelina)

6. draco smelling and being obsessed with apples

7. when a girl said she taught tom riddle to shift and ppl were scared he was gonna shift here and kill people (funny asf looking back)

8. ppl blowing up hogwarts with tom riddle and some bragging about it ??

9. draco missing people when they were in their reality

10. cedric and harry dating (ew)

11. harry having feelings for cedric but ppl saying it’s problematic as if kids don’t have crushes tf

12. dean and seamus dating and blowing stuff up together

13. wolfstar being canon…there were issues with that apparently

14. dumbledore kicking people out of their realities (this was funny asf)

15. dumbledore calling a girl up from the great hall and asking her where she was from and when she played dumb he kicked her out LMAOOO

16. people scripting that dumbledore heard/saw WAP during his death

17. dumbledore saw/heard WAP when he tried reading their mind

18. ppl making fun of harry for being an orphan (while sometimes also being orphans)

19. draco dyeing/bleaching his hair and hiding it sometimes

20. and the carpet sometimes matching the drapes ☝️

21. draco and pansy being together/hooking up

22. when shifting to modern hogwarts, everyone hating fred bc he was a douchebag and a skater

23. people arguing whether fred would have piercings or not (he did)

24. luna being a lesbian was problematic bc a lot of people shiped her and neville

25. neville and the twins dealing

26. calling cedric deadric to his face and not explaining to him why

27. ppl killing everyone BUT fred (killed the whole weasley family)

28. harry living with wolfstar

29. sirius being a death eater???

30. sirius came up to a girl and randomly showed her his death eater tattoo and she was so bamboozled she immediately shifted back and changed that

31. sirius just randomly being a death eater as soon as another shifter got there?? and apparently without her scripting it too??

32. that girl who scripted in her s/o got sa/raped (it was either draco or harry) so after it happened she could shift and comfort them

33. twins and paris (oui oui 🗼)

34. ppl being more powerful than dumbledore to mess with him

35. bellatrix and voldemort hooking up

37. daphne.

36. the girl who said she was doing “it” with harry then remembered she scripted in they were secret half siblings in the middle of it

39. marvel shifters scripting they were tortured in the red rooms to share trauma with natasha and bucky

40. early shiftokers saying you have to script in extremely specific things because they would wake up with no hair at all or transparent

41. you can’t add any negative words like “no” or “don’t” in your script cause it brings bad energy and could prevent you from shifting

42. it’s catfishing to have a face claim

43. adults shifting for minors 😐 and vice versa 😐 (but staying minors)

45. race shifters changing races

46. permashifting 😐

47. people being immune to veritiserum and it frustrated dumbledore

48. people debating whether it was ok to keep house elves and scripting they liked their positions

49. shifting to be death eaters??? huh???

50. hermione hating ppl shifting for ron

51. kreacher was trying to kill ppl???

52. ppl debating whether it was ok to script in that regulus also moved in with james

53. scripting in relationships is forced and wrong, you have to script in they have a crush on you…no.

54. whenever someone would talk about their dr partner someone in the comments would go “ew that’s my dad in my reality”

55. ppl scripting peter out (why, just say he’s not evil)

56. ppl shifting for voldemort, not tom riddle, VOLDEMORT

57. people not separating tom riddle and voldemort while dating tom

58. debates over whether it’s ok to date tom riddle even before he’s voldemort or a completely different person

59. ppl saying if you got pregnant in your reality you would be pregnant in this reality even if you’re a virgin (mary??)

60. the girl who’s pregnant with fred’s baby in her reality and she needs to shift back as soon as possible because she cannot handle not feeling her baby bump

61. voldemort giving more attention to nagini so a girl had to script nagini out

62. draco being a raging trump supporter in modern realities even tho he’s british

63. filch fucking the cat

64. shifting as objects (girl who got eaten as a pie, draco’s apple ppl, and girl who was a dildo)

65. ppl claiming they smell their s/os in this reality and sold out the bath and body works candle (yknow the one)

66. draco shifter who made a vid of her looking around her room, claiming draco was crying to her about how much he missed her and she felt him hugging her

67. non brits forgetting to script in british accents and getting stares from everyone

68. ppl getting lost around hogwarts cause they didn’t know their way around

69. ppl forgetting to script out ppl’s deaths

70. girl who shifted to the marauders and forgot to script out lily and james’s deaths and went to save them and got murdered too

71. ppl saying you had to script in you can’t die because, plot twist, you’d die in this reality because the original consciousness to your body in this reality would die and your body would too by theory (bs theory btw)

72. several ppl saying (and filming) they shifted back to find their clones had ran away to the woods and/or bombed their grades in school

73. teens scripting they were irresistible and the hottest person at hogwarts and professors started coming onto them

74. that TEEN girl (and others) who scripted in that remus and snape had feelings for her and were both trying to “win her affection”

75. having to drink 1 billion gallons of water and needing to have ur homework done and room clean to shift

76. when doing the raven method you HAVE TO lay COMPLETELY still if you even twitch a finger, you had to start over and palms up babes, no limbs touching and lay on your back

77. when shifting back you have to do it in private cause several ppl shifted back in front of ppl and when they said their safe word and said that their body “disappeared” until they shifted back

78. if you didn’t script in you remembered your safeword then you’d get stuck

79. girls and boys shifting to date ppl of the same gender and ppl getting mad cause “that character isn’t gay!” like…what

82. ppl scripting they don’t get caught cheating (??)

83. jumanji being everyone’s safeword in 2020

84. SHIFTING POLICE LMFAO

86. someone making a shifting memes video about their HOLOCAUST REALITY

87. girl saying somebody shifted AS HER and knew personal things about her life that they shouldn’t

88. people without disabilities scripting them in

89. cis ppl shifting to be trans ig for fun??

91. ppl shifting to be groupies (DO NOT BE A GROUPIE FOR MOTLEY CRUE I REPEAT ‼️ DO NOT BE A GROUPIE FOR MOTLEY CRUE ‼️) ppl were groupies for motley crue

92. girl scripting in that only white ppl exist in her reality 🤨

95. 30 year old shifter got bullied for their script because it was “too detailed” and ppl said they couldn’t shift bc of it

96. “if you don’t have a script you can’t shift”

97. voldemort and nagini being in some type of romantic relationship (don’t ask)

98. people scripting flowers grew as they walked

99. ppl scripting their eyes change color when they’re angry

100. weather changed according to ppls mood 😭

101. their hair is on fire when they’re angry

102. celestial subliminals posting subliminal videos that gave people nightmares and sleep paralysis

103. if you did the mirror method, demons would come and kill you (cmon guys)

104. ppl beefing with celebs in their fame realities honestly funny asf

105. ppl getting canceled in their fame realities for doing almost nothing

106. girl who brought back the necklace from draco LMFAOO

107. CARSON MALFOY

108. carson’s mom liking cedric

109. LIFE SIZED CARDBOARD DRACO CUTOUTS

110. tom felton found out about shifting on a livestream

111. amino servers telling ppl they can permanently shift by killing themselves (they had a term for it i forgot what it was)

112. julia method creator gatekeeping the method on amino?? idk

113. you can’t shift your age up as a minor and date an adult (i don’t even wanna debate this bs)

114. ppl scripting out queer ppl in their realities

115. girl was shifting for fred and someone commented she was shifting for fred too and she got so mad talking about she can’t steal her bf and how fred is hers (i wanna be this delulu)

116. girl shifted to game of thrones and wanted to stay “accurate” and purposefully scripted her love interest WAS HER COUSIN

117. girl said she had trauma from the wizarding war

[praisethesuuun]

Hello, i don't wanna bother you ,but May i request nsfw alphabet for Jack the ripper (i don't know if you did It already)

Hope you like it, dear❤️I tried my best!

JACK THE RIPPER: NSFW ALPHABET

A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>

A good cup of tea accompanied by sweet caresses, is the aftercare that you will deserve after a night spent with Jack. He treats you like a princess and won't hesitate to remind you of that in the best possible way.

B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>

His favourite part of him is obviously his eye, the one that allows him to scrutinize your every emotion and desire. You can't hide anything from him, I'm sorry. While Jack loves your flanks, especially because he likes to grab them when he's needy or when when you two are having a moment (dancing, walking together...)

C: cum <anything to do with it, really>

He doesn't like to cum inside: of course he'll love to have a family with you, but everytime Jack remembers his childhood...he's scared about failing like his mother. Anywhere else is fine, but not inside.

D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>

Jack may or not may thought about involving a few drops of your blood, not too many, just enough to dye your soul a beautiful color.

E: experience <how experienced are they>

Because of the place in which he grew up, before you, Jack had refused to sleep with other women. He's not experienced, you'll have to teach him a few things.

F: favourite position <self-explanatory>

Sex is romantic, is the only moment when your bodies actually become one: missionary is his favourite, it allows him to love you as a true gentleman should, keeping tabs on every color your soul takes on.

G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>

He cracks some jokes sometimes, making you blush like mad. But how can he resist from doing it, when you look at him with that cutie face.

H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>

They match and yes, Jack is well groomed. He thinks a lot about his hygiene, so you never have to worry about reminding him.

I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>

For Jack everything must be as romantic as possible. Expect to find candles, petals and tons of pampering!

J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>

He doesn't do it just because he's convinced it's not a gentlemanly thing to do.

K: kinks <their kinks>

Worshipping, Jack sees you as a goddess, an angel who came down from heaven to save him from the darkness of London. And he's a bit of a masochist, too.

L: location <where they usually do the do>

The bedroom, only there, I'm sorry. Jack doesn't want to risk anyone else enjoying the fabulous sight of your angelic body, plus hygiene is important to him and he doesn't want to do it on the street.

M: motivation <what turns them on>

When you act like a mother, regardless if towards him or towards those of the poor orphans who live on the street.

N: no <things they refuse to do>

Fuck outdoors for privacy reasons, Jack being a very private person and degrading, it will remind him of his mother and you're nothing compared to her.

O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>

Giving all the way, making you feel good is this killer reason for living. He wants to make you feel good around him, painting you the most beautiful color he's ever seen: love.

P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>

Is usually sensual, but it's up to you, really. Whatever you want, he will obey.

Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>

This man waits until you're at home, everything must be perfect! "It will be worth it, I promise you, honey"

R: risk <...DUH>

He's open to risks, as long as they are not too extreme and do not put too much risk to your health.

S: stamina <how long can they last?>

Well, he has his age (even if Jack is a professional murderer). I'll say at least two rounds, no more, also because they are very long rounds.

T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>

No, he doesn't have any. The only things he could use are ropes and handcuffs for keeping you nice and still while you fuck him, like the nice bottom he is.

U: unfair <how much they like to tease>

Well, occasionally he can't help but do it, but nothing too unbearable. Don't worry, honey!

V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>

Jack is pretty vocal and he's not afraid to moan loudly if he wants to. They usually help you know when he's about to cum, so it's pretty useful.

W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>

The mommy kink scares him. He's a a switch (even if he prefers to be the sub) but he will never, NEVER, call you mommy thanks to his trauma, even if you act motherly. Jack doesn't care, his past have to stay as far as possible in your relationship.

X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>

He's pretty average, not the bigger you can get, but not the smallest either. The tip is #f7bdb5.

Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>

It depends entirely on you, since he's pretty tame. If you're horny then he's horny too.

Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>

Jack falls asleep only after finished your aftercare. When he sees that you're ok and comfy, then he will hug you and close his eyes.

[yandere-fics]

Ainsley's NSFW Alphabet

♡ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

Of course she has to take proper care of you after an experiment, she can't have her cute test subject breaking on her, then she wouldn't be able to run another experiment on you for a few days. Not that she doesn't also enjoy taking care of you and worry about your health but she goes into a bit of analytical mode when she's running these tests on you.

♡ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

On both of you it has to be the eyes, how marvelous is it that with your eyes you were able to achieve love at first sight, eyes truly are a very joyous thing for you, they even allow her to watch you for hours on end as your eyes roll back into your head from the multiple sessions of testing you're helping her perform. It's wonderful how much of a gift this part of her body is to her, truly a gift of fate perhaps.

♡ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

Well she's obviously going to bottle yours and taste it, it would be lovely to mix some in with the mystery drink she drinks every morning, she won't let you know she's doing that though or you might try to pour it out and she can't really have you wasting such a valuable substance, and by that she means both the mystery drink and your bodily fluids. If it's in the omegaverse she's going to use your fluids to make something that will induce a rut in her. Also either way her cum is a mystery liquid and you don't want to know what it is anyways.

♡ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

She doesn't even need to mix your blood with anything for it to affect her like an aphrodisiac, you would think she was the vampire with the way it affects her, she rarely touches it because if she indulged herself in it too much no experiments would ever get done accurately, it doesn't work with anyone else's blood either so it's starting to feel like her weird soulmate thing is true.

♡ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

She has a lot of experience but not with experimenting sexually, she's been waiting to be able to run these sorts of tests until she finds someone she loves, they mean a lot to her and how could she run them on just some random person, these are meant to sort of bond the both of you and combine your interests.

♡ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

She has a very comfortable padded table where she likes to have you lay in the center, it makes it easy for her to poke and prod at you while she records your reactions. She does like to bend you over the examine table and slowly fuck you after her experiments are over sometimes though. She tries not to because it might mess with her record keeping but she really can't help herself when you look so lovely like that.

♡ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

She's entirely serious, she'd have to be in order to make sure the results of her testing are properly recorded. She also expects you to take it seriously, don't muffle your sound dear or she'll have to get one of those gags that open your mouth, please she needs accurate data on how this makes you squeal, you wouldn't want her to have to test it again because you fucked up the results, would you?

♡ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

She's very fluffy down there, you aren't going to see it very often since she uses magic much more often. The carpet does not match the drapes, it's a dark black color whereas her hair is ashy blonde almost like the color has been stripped from it. She doesn't dye her hair, years of prolonged magic exposal has stripped it of it's color and vitality, she uses severe conditioner or it will frizz the fuck out and probably all fall off.

♡ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

She just makes it feel so clinical at time, sure she can absolutely take a pause for the experimentation and just do it regularly with you but this for her does feel romantic, she's including you in her magic so it's bonding and very romantic in her eyes, fine she'll do it your way if you want but you had better promise you won't squirm away as much next time she wants to run another test.

♡ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

You can't really tell if she does get off, I mean she sure looks happy after your experiments but did she get off? When she does fuck you too, something definitely cums out but honestly it's just as likely that she has let something weird out inside you just to act like she came for the sake of the experiment. She definitely doesn't jack off.

♡ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

Magic and blood play. She saves things related to your blood for very very special occasions though. She does want to use a knife and mark you with it but that would be unrelated to the tests she's running unless she's testing a blood thickener or something. She often will make you consume her blood to see if it will affect you the way yours affects her. She might use yours if she's feeling spicy since it has an aphrodisiac effect on her.

♡ L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Only in her tower, it's the best place to remove any variables that could mess with her results since her tower is set up the same every time she wants to experiment with you.

♡ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

She wants to learn more about you and how your body responds to certain things she does with it, what gets you to whimper, what makes you whine, and what makes you moan at the top of your lungs for more. If she wants to know everything about you then it means she has to do lots of testing.

♡ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

She won't share you, she'd murder everyone else in the kingdom and resurrect someone forcing them to look and act like her and be her puppet if you really want a threesome, there's surely someone who would be compatible to be resurrected as her duplicate in the whole kingdom, she just have to keep killing until she finds them.

♡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

I don't think you want to give with what she's packing just saying, the mystery liquid doesn't taste very good and while having it inside you makes you feel a state of tranquility and expedited healing, drinking it makes you feel a little bit light headed and a bit like a cat on catnip so probably best to avoid doing that too often. She won't make you do that anyways since doing it often might fuck with her results. She often does experiments involving your cum, making it thicker, making it wetter, making you produce more juices and part of that is tasting it so she often eats you out.

♡ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡

It's slow and steady because that enables her to take proper notes as everything happens, sure she could speed up but that would introduce too many variables to measure, was it the speed, was it the heat produced by the speed, was it that you're extra exhausted now, she can't tell and it fucks up the experiment.

♡ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

Quickies don't allow for enough note taking and if she pauses in the middle of the experiment to have a quickie with you then it might skew the results since now so is introducing herself as an unexpected variable. Thus quickies are a no go.

♡ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

This whole thing is an experiment to her, of course she likes to experiment and take risks, so long as they happen in her safe magic tower where she can make sure they are conducted in a safe manner with very few variables. During it outside would introduce too many variables to get accurate clear results.

♡ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

She can do this all day but she'll keep the experiments limited to a few hours because she doesn't want there to be too many variables like exhaustion included. She would like you to be fully recovered before the next test which will take longer if she leave the experiment running too long.

♡ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

They aren't exactly toys, she took the models that Elisha designed and decided they weren't nearly creative enough since they didn't include magic and by infusing a bit of her will into the things she made she could make them specifically designed to crave being inside her darling. They also can tease themselves to do better each time she turns them on.

♡ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

She's not trying to tease you she was merely testing to see what your reaction would be if she pulled on your nipple will it was covered in the 'goo' compared to how it reacts when she pulls on it not covered in the 'goo'. Sorry you took it as teasing baby girl, she didn't mean for you to get that impression.

♡ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

Honestly I think I would punch her because she mostly just sits in the corner writing her stupid little notes and making small comments to herself about how this potions seems to make you too woozy to respond and she needs to lower the wooziness in her next batch. If you try to talk to her she'll probably either ask you to tell her more how you're feeling or shush you because she has to document this.

♡ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

If she uses magic all day then her hair looks greyer and then when you wake up is's gone back to a more normal ashy blonde. This is because the magic uses her vitality and then she uses blood to return some of the vitality to herself and it returns to a better shade. If she stopped using magic in general and keeps taking the blood it would likely return to black but she never gives it enough recovery time to return to black.

♡ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

She certainly fucks you with something, you're pretty sure it's a real dick because something comes out of it though if you look at it you might die because that is not the color of a real dick which just makes you highly concerned about what is coming out of it and going into you. It's best not to think about the mystery substance. Anyways she's pretty thick, very bulky, not as much as Nora but she's got a decent amount of meat on her, almost dad bod especially with her flat chest. It really fits the dress shirts she's always wearing well.

♡ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

Her overall natural yearning is pretty low, she only really wants it when she gets really really inspired to test something out otherside she's fine just hanging out with you, if she doesn't have any questions she wants to test then she's unlikely to initiate although it's extremely rare for her to not have something she wants to test with you.

♡ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

You don't know if you've ever actually seen her sleep, sure she lays in bed with you idly chattering about which experiment she wants but whenever you wake up she's always up before you and you always see her drinking that weird coffee drink so you're pretty sure that just keeps her semi permanently awake.

[yinn]

˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍄 ꒱ ˎˊ˗ Goals

Summary: My goals in life, You can read this so it can inspire you to write your goals just know you don't need to plan everything in your life out and it doesn't have to be perfect. 🥀 ˚

1. What have you wanted to do but were afraid to try?

It would be to learn and speak Russian, I have been wanting to ever since I was a kid. I love the way it sounds the words are so thick and sharp. I am going to work toward this goal and start to study the words and how to write them.

2. Where do I want to be in 5 (or 10) years?

I want to be happy, I would like a decent job for my age starting doing the things I like more instead of thinking about what others think. I would be more into spirituality than I am now, I would want a more clean and fruit-based diet and actual food, not the fake food the US government is currently giving us.

 3. What do I want to accomplish this year?

To get my nails done dye my hair get a different carpet for my room do a 4-month shift (DR), Get into my dream school, and start focusing on my writing I want to be surrounded by new friends that I can trust and have similar goals... And start dressing the ways that match my aesthetic.

4. If you only had 6 months to live, what would you do and how would you live?

I would share kind words every day, I would kill people with kindness even if they continued to be rude and let people know that they matter. Try to make the world a better place before I leave I would say sorry for the things that I have done that people can't forgive me for...

5. If you won $1,000,000 with no strings attached, how would you spend/use it?

I would spend it on clothes, of course, the prettiest things !! also food because I'm a foodie I would give most of it to my parents since I love them a lot and would help me with budgeting.I would show rich people how to dress because for some reason 2024 fashion is straight-up trash...

6. If you were granted 3 wishes, guaranteed to never fail, to be successful in whatever you choose, what would you choose?

To be happy :) That's all I want !!

[acourtofthought]

I think part of being a courtier is looking and presenting yourself in a certain way, like having good manners and proper speech. And I think it's very clear at how naturally Elain and Lucien embody those things.

Though she was bundled in a threadbare blanket, her gold-brown hair—the hair all three of us had—was coiled perfectly about her head. Eight years of poverty hadn’t stripped from her the desire to look lovely.

Lucien said, “True. But indulge me: you’re a human woman, and yet you’d rather eat hot coals than sit here longer than necessary. / surely we’re not so miserable to look at.”

Though the tunic isn’t as pretty as a dress.”

Elain had taken charge of planning and finding me a last-minute dress,

“And my nose?” I said, feeling it before he answered. “Fixed—as pert and pretty as before.” He smirked at me. The familiar gesture made my chest tighten to the point of pain.

Lucien had gifted both to me—the dagger during the months before Amarantha, the belt in the weeks after her downfall, when I’d carried the dagger, along with many others, everywhere I went. You might as well look good if you’re going to arm yourself to the teeth, he’d said.

He’d always had a casual grace about him, but here, tonight, with his hair tied back and jacket buttoned to his neck, he truly looked the part of a High Lord’s son. Handsome, powerful, a bit rakish—but well-mannered and elegant.

Lucien muttered something about not needing to be monitored, and we all looked at him with raised brows. He just lifted his hands, claimed he wanted to freshen up, and headed down the hall.

Elain studied her hands, turning them over. “I hadn’t realized … how ordinary it looked.” “You’re still lovely,” Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. “I suppose that war makes wanting things like that unimportant.”

“I—I’ll be right back,” she murmured, and hurried down the hall before I could explain that no one cared if she showed up to dinner covered in flour and that she should just sit. / Elain swept in, apron gone and hair rebraided.

Lucien, at least, had taken up residence in an elegant apartment.

The male was somehow able to move between his three roles—an emissary for the Night Court, ally to Jurian and Vassa, and liaison to Tamlin—and still dress immaculately.

“This house has needed a woman’s touch for years.”

he thought he might vomit on the very expensive, very old carpet. From Sangravah, if the patterns and rich dyes were any indication. Rhysand was many things, but he certainly had good taste. This entire place had been decorated with thought and elegance, with a penchant for comfort over stuffiness.

“I should get refreshments.”

“I’m going to assume that one of those cups belongs to your sister.” “Do you mind if I help myself to the other?”

“There’s a plate of biscuits. Would you like one?"

“Please don’t wait on my account”

Before I could introduce him, Lucien bowed at the waist. Deeply.

Elain nodded, folding her hands in her lap. “So I’m very pleased to hear of this Valkyrie business.

Their similarities, without really even knowing the other, are uncanny and I think they're going to appreciate finding their match in that when they do come together. Feeling pride that their mate also shares in a desire to present themselves to the outside world in a certain way.

I feel there's another side to it all though, things that contributed towards how they came to be that way........

Ignoring this”—he waved a hand at the metal eye and brutal scar on his face—“surely we’re not so miserable to look at.”

“I am Lucien. Seventh son of the High Lord of the Autumn Court.” And a whole lot of nothing.

Elain is pleasant to look at, her mother had once mused while Nesta sat beside her dressing table, a servant silently brushing her mother’s gold-brown hair, but she has no ambition. She does not dream beyond her garden and pretty clothes. She will be an asset on the marriage market for us one day, if that beauty holds.

“As the youngest of seven sons, I wasn’t particularly needed or wanted.

She ignored me, and saw Elain as barely more than a doll to dress up, but Nesta was hers. Our mother made sure we knew it. Or she just cared so little what we thought or did that she didn’t bother to hide it from us.”

While Elain and Lucien do genuinely seem to enjoy formality in certain settings, it carries over into their intrapersonal relationships in a way you wouldn't expect around friends and family. There are multiple examples where it appears Elain and Lucien are dying to say more but they hold themselves back...

When I finished, Tamlin was silent, Lucien practically buzzing with whatever repressed words he was dying to spew.

Don’t give me that look, Lucien. Silence again. Then a vicious snarl, and a shudder of magic rocked the house. Tamlin’s voice had been low, deadly. Do not push me on this. I didn’t want to know what was happening in that room, what he’d done to Lucien, what Lucien had even looked like to cause that pulse of power.

“She needs fresh air.” “We’ll judge what she needs.” I could have sworn his ruby hair gleamed like molten metal as his temper rose. But it faded, his russet eye fixing on me. “Take her to the sea. Take her to some garden. But get her out of this house for an hour or two.”

“Checking in?” Lucien asked quietly. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I said, my face the portrait of boredom. He gave me a knowing look, continuing to the door and grabbing his heavy overcoat and scarf from the hooks mounted on the wood paneling beside it. “The bigger box is for you. The smaller one is for her.”

“It seems like you’ve decided to fall in with two people without homes of their own as well.” Lucien stared at me, long and hard. When he spoke, his voice was rough. “Happy Solstice to you, Feyre.”

“I’m not your enemy, you know. You can drop the aggressive brute act.” Cassian gave him a grin that didn’t meet his eyes. “Who says it’s an act?” Lucien let out a long sigh. “Very well, then.”

Elain murmured a soft plea to Nesta, which earned her a hiss in response.

“I’m sorry—if that unsettled you.” Elain sidled toward Nesta, who seemed to be at a near-simmer. “It felt … strange,” Elain breathed. “Like you pulled on a thread tied to a rib.” Lucien exposed his palms to her. “I’m sorry.” Elain only stared at him for a long moment. And any lucidity faded away as she shook her head, blinking twice, and said to Nesta, “Twin ravens are coming, one white and one black.

I knew I wasn’t truly angry with her, not angry with anyone but myself, but I said, “You couldn’t say a single word to him? A pleasant greeting?” Elain only stared at the steaming kettle as she set it on the stone counter.

Elain, at least, would be too polite to send Lucien away when he wanted to help.

So many in Elain's life have had expectations of how she should behave and who she is (Rhys even acknowledges this) and I don't think she knows how to break that cycle and just be herself around her family for fear of letting them down.

And Lucien has constantly been punished. By Beron, his brothers, Tamlin, Amarantha, the IC, anytime he shows less than impeccable manners or draws attention to himself. He's expected to not speak up, not make waves, do as he's told.

These are two characters who are constantly fighting an internal battle as to what others expect of them and how they should behave.

I love thinking that Elain and Lucien will be one anothers safe space. To not only appreciate the side of themselves they present to the world with their manners and desire to look a certain way, but to know that behind closed doors, they can be whatever they want, whenever they want. That neither has any expectations that they need to be anything more or less than when together.

Lucien and Elain don't just seem like mates or future lovers to me, they seem like best friends who don't even need demati powers to know each other inside and out.

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

Can you do 2p England nsfw alphabet?

(Read more here for now so people don’t accidentally read this kind of content without wanting to!)

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

• He takes his time to make sure that they feel loved afterwards. He makes sure to get them something to drink and a little snack if they seem tired. He does fall asleep quite fast afterwards so it’s common for him to just cuddle up to them and fall asleep.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

• He loves his smile, people used to make fun of it a lot due to his “bunny teeth” but he’s really grown to love it despite that

• He loves their face, he thinks they’re adorable no matter what and he’ll pepper little kisses all over their face whenever he can

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

• Prefer to cum on their stomach, prefers they do the same to him. He sees it as easy to wipe off that way, not much effort.

D - Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

• He used to have a lot of one night stands when he was younger, it’s not the biggest deal to other people but he’s forever embarrassed about it

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

• He’s not super experienced compared to the other countries but he’s definitely not clueless or anything

F - Favorite position (This goes without saying)

• Classic missionary, he can give them as many kisses as he wants that way.

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

• He’s not serious at all, he doesn’t see it as something that should be serious

H - Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

• He keeps it trimmed as best as he can, it’s a shade of strawberry blonde since that’s his natural hair colour (in my head) before he dyes it. He’s considered dying it the same shade of pink as his hair but is too scared to put dye anywhere near there.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

• He’s usually very romantic and soft with his partner, he absolutely loves being intimate with them during sex

J - Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

• Not often, he really only does if he can’t get to sleep because he’s hard

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

• Food play (shock to none)

• Praise/Degradation (He won’t degrade his partner but he won’t complain if they do it to him)

• Secretly loves his hair pulled

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

• His room, he’s just most comfortable there and he hopes they feels the same

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

• Massages, number one way to get him hard, he loves them more than anything

N - No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

• Causing them any kind of pain, he doesn’t want to do that to them at all, the most kind of pain he would inflict is a little bite when he’s overstimulated and he feels bad even with that

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

• Shock to most, he’s really good at giving head. He prefers to give, he wants his partner to feel as good as possible.

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

• He defaults to slow and sensual with his partner, he wants them to know how much he loves them.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

• Not a fan, he prefers something intimate with them

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

• Experimenting and risks both worry him, he’s not entirely against it but he’s prefer to just stay as is

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

• He’s good with two rounds, he just wants to sleep after that. He lasts for around 8 minutes, pretty average.

T - Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

• Way too embarrassed to get any, he’s absolutely mortified at the idea of anyone finding them so he doesn’t have any

U - Unfair (How much they like to tease)

• He doesn’t tease his partner at all, it just doesn’t do anything for him

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

• When he tops, he’s more verbal, a lot of praises and “I love you”s. For vocalness, it’s really only shaky breathes and the occasional moan.

• When he bottoms, he’s more vocal. Moans, whines, he even whimpers sometimes (especially when he’s overstimulated). It’s very easy to get him to be loud.

W - Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

• He’s easily embarrassed about sex. Not in a “smol innocent bean” way, he was just raised religious so it’s always a weird topic for him.

X - X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

• He’s a little smaller than average, around 4 inches, and it’s not that thick. It’s the same shade as his skin tone.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

• It’s not that high, he usually has sex when the other person asks rather than him actually being horny

Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

• Almost immediately, he would fall asleep in 5 minutes flat, if he didn’t feel the need to reassure them he loves them

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

hey zeepie! HIHIHIHII!!!!

ermmm

irl bestie headcannons? why the hell not, happy Valentine's season (or smt) a lot of this is purely imaginative, as im cautious about ppl online. I hope you feel better ❤️

if we were irl besties, I would prolly be afraid to text you a lot. id send u shitty memes and funny shit id find on Pinterest and think you would judge me about it, before seeing you happily text me back.

we would text about things happening, like gen alpha slang, or about our future. lots of intrusive thoughts from my way with frightened commentary from you

while I may be busy often, I try to fit my friends with my schedule, even if they don't match often (they go to public school) so youd be invited to Mexican parties, bday parties, skating hangouts, or even the once-in-a-life-time boy girl party.

and other times, I just want to spend time w/ you. sometimes I would invite you to the park to simply interact, or we would visit each other's house for a self care day. Everytime I see you, I just tackle you in a giant hug, as you struggle to hold me a bit.

id bring all of my favorite masks, along with the best snacks possible. you would prolly have the blankets and towels. imagine me loading up fortnite on my Nintendo as I make you an account for your tv 💀💀💀

like the 'its my first time' adult x 'imma protect you no matter what' 16 yr old trope. you'd call me cringe as I finish setting you up, and invite to my party for 3 rounds of battle royale.

we lost all three 😭.... but! but- we did get at least 9 kills on average per round, that's a win for me 👀 the opps were too strong for us 😞🫴🏾

id steal your remote as i press the tubi app, choosing some trash iteration of the monkey king. you'd laugh so hard about it the whole time, while id be rambling about the quality of CGI and the differences between modern movies.

while we talk I may poke you a bit, you swatting my hands threatening to fight. it's just smt abt tickling that makes a blk person wanna throw hands 🫠 👊🏾💥👊🏾💥other times id sooth through your hair in a spaced out silence, not really minding anything.

you'd ask about my locs sometimes, and my haircare routine. (thinking abt it now, I haven't gotten my hair done in almost a month 💀) so you'd prolly ask why my roots are so fluffy instead of rolled up. a smile would com across your face as I continue to explain, telling you about the palm rolling + clipper process, the dangers of water, and oil buildup. you laugh as I tell you about my dream to dye my roots neon green, keeping my tips pink.

(fun fact: [and this could apply to every hair type, but especially locs] when you leave water in locs w/o drying properly, you could literally grow matted mold. it can become very smelly and strong, because hair in general ESPECIALLY CONJOINED HAIR soaks up water like a fuckin towel. and if you arent careful about the products u use/what products you use, and how often you wash your hair, it can cause oil buildup pretty easily.

im not sure why, but when I add water to my hair, my scalp dries up and it starts to shed 😭😭 I SWEAR I USE OIL-)

and sometimes ill disappear for a month. it won't be on purpose of course! as soon as I get my phone in my hands, I'm racing to send you my entire meme bank, making you cackle during the early hours of the morning.

and when we can't meet up, well just ramble to each other over call, or play shitty Roblox obbies on discord. throw writing ideas, communicate, au's fictional and irl, existential dread, carpet fuzz. anything really!

and we would be really good friends too- like, top tier verbalization, positive affirmations, and happiness all the way ❤️

the only thing I could think of you and me arguing about is the use of my n word tendencies for stupid things. or my procrastination-

but other than that, being your irl bestie would be awesome! id make sure of it ❤️

ohh uhym

just, uh, aha- gimme a second? chippy?- babe– ,,

[scampers away behind a conveniently placed bush, curls down into a squatting ball so only the back of my head is visible] Guueuuueeeeeeeeghehehgehegheeeghhhh,,, gaaaaasp– ghhhhhuuuuuuueeeerrrrrghhhhgehegeheeeeghehhhnngh 😭😭😭

THIS IS!! SO!! 😭😭 THIS!! 💥☝🏾 CHIP. 😫 CHIP. 😭 CHIPPY?? CHIPPYYYYYY 👹

I read this groggily after waking up from my sadness-induced nap and it immediately, IMMEDIATELY !!! ... made me smile. Like, so so big. SO, so BIG!!!

Aaaand I am so, MAD, that we don't know each other irl because?? I need this?? In my life??? I've,,, ALWAYS needed someone like this??????? & to finally have her!! But she is not here IN FRONT OF ME FOR ME TO HAVE AS THE BESTEST BESTIE EVER??? IT SHOULD BE A SIN PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT LIGHTNING STRIKE DEATH FROM GOD HIMSELF JKHHJHJHDJBSHDJHJ 👹😭🤬💔💔 LIKE I AM- FEENING FOR THIS ☝🏾 FRIENDSHIP EXACTLY GRUUURAGAHAGAAAAAAGHHHH

Like why are you not here in front of me rn?? WHy, *chokes* do you not live across from me in my lil ghetto ass neighborhood where the only thing that'd motivate me to go outside is you calling to me from my window?? Like it's not fair it simply isn't fair as a matter of fact, i think it's racist that we aren't irl friends like and ALL OF THIS DURING O U R MONTH likeeee. *sucks teeth* seems sketchy to me bro 😤💔 [I continue to ramble if only to shield the sounds of my heart shattering quite loudly in the background]

THE TUBI PART DID IT FOR ME 😭😭 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'VE SEEN THE CRUDDY REITERATIONS OF THE MONKEY KING??? I'd palette it MUCH more easier if it were you watching it with me instead of my parents :'')) I'm the type to crack up obnoxiously during movies and shows - our chaotic energy would bounce of e/o seamlessly and we'd be our own movie fr 🎬🤣

I ain't no gamer but I'd do it for you bookie. even if the opps did get us in the end. we did our best, trust 😞✊🏾 magic of friendship always prevails, feel me?

And !! Girl !! Black girl hair knowledge 😍💅🏾✨ AAAAAAAAAA!!! FROTHING AT THE MOUTH FOR IT SJDKDJ (/ns btw ksjsjsj just as a forewarning 😭😭💀 you get me girl) PLEASEEE I don't have thoroughly kinky hair, since i'm mixed so i never got the whole concept of it and anytime I'm bein made aware of afro-centric hair care i EAT THAT ISH UPPPPPPP. u're my new knowledge plug. like, this was edumacational. AND HONESTLY I THINK YOU HELPED ME TOO??? 🤣 I get reeeally bad buildup sometimes but I think it's because I air dry my hair, not really much at all!! :')) yes yes i know, cue the screams of horror. 💀 I SWEARRRR I'M LEARNING AND GROWING I JUST NEED TO USE MY BLOWDRYER JKJKS

AAAAAAAA we'd dye our hair together!!! 😍 that's honestly such a cute color combo, wholly underrated !! my tenderheaded self, but I'm a sucker for people stroking my hair/head bcuz it rarely happens nowadays 😭

sitting in comfortable silence? casual healthy platonic affection? posting up when you tryna start somethin with them pokes and tickles?? 😔✊🏾 yes please yes to all of it.

fr tho you can catch this fade if you keep tryin me bbygirl i be screeching like a banshee jsjsjsjss

UGHGHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH the ✨positive reaffirmations and 🩷verbalization of love🩷✨

Like this a whole dream.

,,,real images of me caught in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas instruments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower 100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology:

......,,,, SOmeone should hELP her. 🧍👀

[clears throat and composes myself]

Ahhh, my Chippy Choco Chip girl. You are already such bestie material online, I can only imagine how viscerally that translates to in person :'')))

If I can get a little personal here?? Ever since I was young, I wished and prayed and begged, for a friend. Like, a GOOD friend. A best friend. Someone who'd be there for me and actually want to spend time with me; oh you have no idea how much you healed little me typing this out, Chips (´；ω；｀) Tumblr, our moots as a whole have also healed the little Lilo in me and have simultaneously become my Stitch. :'))

This is the bestest thing I could've received for Valentine's (and yes I'm considering it as my valentine's/galentine's gift from u 🤨 problem?? *chkt chkt* ???..... yeah i didn't think so 😌. thank you.) and I am just. BLESSED. 🙏🏾😫

THANK YOU JESUS. JEHOVAH. GOD. ELOHIM. FOR, AT USER ITSYAGIRLCHIP. MY CHIPPY CHOPPY GIRL.

I love you pookie. ❤❤🫶🏾🫶🏾 Thanks for making me smile so hard my face almost stayed permanently that way today.

[ashes-writing]

filth alphabet | jimmy darling ; ahs freak show

taglist babes || req rules / fandoms+characters || send ?s || masterlist

For the lovely anon who sent both names to me yesterday in case I didn't write for one or the other. Hey sweetheart, I did promise you this. I hope you're out there and you see this and enjoy it? I love this man, your honor.

Warnings;

Minors, I think the entire fuck not. This content is for 18+ only. breeding kink, hosiery kink, choking/biting/marking/hairpulling - rough sex, body fluids, dick size, aftercare, d*ddy kink, praise kink, nipple play, spanking, overstimulation, orgasm control/denial, underwear, the usual stuff you find on one of these tbh.

Taglist:

@krys-orion and @sporadiccherryblossomgladiator are the only people on my american horror story taglist. If you'd like to be on it, click the little link up top.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

... he loves to hold you, play with your hair, talk to you in this soft and whispery voice while he's kissing you. He will baby the hell out of you, especially if he got a little rough. He's so good at taking care of you and it's all the time, not just during or post sex..

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Legs. This man loves legs. And lips. But he really loves eyes? Eyes are the first thing he notices on a girl and they'll sucker him in every single time.

His favorite body part on himself is also the part he wishes were normal. Hands. Because he's had them for so long he can do anything that a normal guy would -and in the case of using them to get you off, a thousand times better, but... He loves and hates them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

.... he loves to cum inside you, ugh. If he's not cumming inside you, he'll cum on your stomach, ass, tits.. When he cums, it's a lot and it's hard. You will be leaking when he's gotten off and sometimes, when he sees it, he'll fuck it back into you or push it back in with his fingers. He loves to kiss you after oral (when you're giving to each other 69) because he loves the way you taste mixed with him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

... doesn't really have one. he strikes me as another open book.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

... He is very, very experienced. Very.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Edge of the bed, your legs on his shoulders, him standing. Missionary. Cowgirl.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

... He's more serious than anything, to be honest. He can be goofy, he's just not typically goofy in bed unless it's a rare moment.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

... He's clean down there but it's hairy. I feel like he dyes his hair the shade of brown it is, idk why, but anyway. The hair down there is darker, coarse curls. He keeps himself spotless clean, but he doesn't like.. groom it that much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

... he's so intimate. so intimate. even when he knows it's just a money for sex exchange, he can't help it, some part of him like.. gets attached briefly. He's constantly kissing and touching you, praising you and making sure you're okay, that he's doing good enough, that he's pleasing you. And it's so sweet.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

... he's got a dirty picture or two of you (taken at the carnival's photo booth) and those are literally all he needs to jack it if you're not around. He keeps these photos in his overalls or tucked into a mirror in his little trailer, btw. He loves to masturbate together, he loves to watch you get yourself off while he gets himself off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

hosiery, listen he fucking loves thigh highs with the lil fancy lace straps. I mean he's got brute strength enough to rip 'em right off but anyway, nipples / nipple play -he loves to bite, lick, suck and fondle your breasts because it gets him hard when he sees the way they stand up, poke through your little lingerie or slips or whatever, orgasm control, breeding kink -this man wants a family, marking/biting/choking/hair pulling, soft!Dom, praise kink -giving and getting, body worship -this man will go on for hours about your body, dominance kink -call him sir or daddy. see what the hell happens, i dare you oh my god., food play, underwear -he's stolen so damn many pairs of your panties..

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

... Anywhere, to be perfectly honest. Just not right out in public, god knows he gets watched enough when he's performing in the show. I feel like he's the kind of guy who will absolutely rail you on the kitchen counter or against your closed front door or a wall.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

... kissing his neck. Drag your tongue over the outline of your lips -or his. Your hand against his chest, clutching at his shirt. playing with your hair, biting your lips, grinding his lap or riding his thigh, snuggling yourself against him -do anything that makes him feel like the strong and protective man he is, ugh, fuck...

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

... Sharing you, esp if he really loves you. He's not fond of bondage after the hands incident, he hates anything to do with piss or shit, he's not into people watching, either.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

... He prefers to get, but he loves to give 'em too and whew, listen.. If you think his fucking hands are magic.. That tongue, holy shit. He knows exactly how to work his tongue and fingers?hands? to get you screaming and shaking. He is a messy, messy boy though. Because he really does enjoy giving, so he's just going to town with it, the most lewd -and hot sounds, saliva, your juices, ugh, fuck. And I'm down bad again, your honor.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

... Typically, he's fast and rough -esp if it's a situation like I wrote down in the q answer. But if he's really in love with someone and he has limitless time oh my god. This man will make it last all night, he is huuuuge into teasing and foreplay and he tries to get you off as many times as he can before he ever gets inside you because it's the one way he really knows how to show love.. with his body..

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

... Jimmy will take sex however he can get it. If a quickie is all that's offered, he's taking that quickie. They happen a lot too, because girls will call him over -if he's not with someone, and then he'll have to rush through the act because their husbands will be due home in less than an hour...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

... He loves risks, are you kidding me? Will screw you in an alley up against a wall if you're into it and the mood hits to do so. Now, experimentation, I feel like he's got mixed feelings. Depends on what it is, tbh.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Two rounds, tops. Has to rest up between 'em too. Those two rounds last so long though, especially with all the teasing and overstim.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

... His hands. His hands are his toys. If his hands, mouth and cock don't get the job done, why are you even around him?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

... He loves to tease, mostly because he feels like it'll go no further than teasing because of his hands. Women tend to run for the hills when he takes the gloves off. Which is dumb, but anyway.. He teases so much, holy shit. He likes to try to break 'em before they bolt?

... in the case of a lover, he teases because he's horny, he wants your attention and he needs to be inside of you. Still a constant tease, only this time around it's because he's in l-o-v-e with you entirely and he just can't get enough of you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jimmy's laughing quietly against your tits neck and ears, whispered praises against your skin, groans and grunts and the occasional slightly louder growl. Lots of swearing under his breath, lots of telling him he loves you -particularly if you're with him with him and this isn't just a tryst or paid action he's taken to make side money. He's quieter, but he's not silent.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

... I lowkey feel like he was/is touch starved, but his is totally different from the norm? Like.. most people it's haven't been touched at all and they go feral. Jimmy, it's hasn't been touched intimately by a person who actually loves him and isn't using him for his hands or cock and isn't family. I feel like even as a child, Ethel wasn't the most physically affectionate parent? So.. yeah. The first time he's with someone and they touch him intimately and he knows that they love him as much as he loves them, whew boyyy.. He will go absolutely off the rails and he won't be able to stop touching you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

... Slightly above average girth but average length. I feel like he knows how to work with it though and personally on my end, the verdict is still out on whether he's cut or not. I feel like he might not be, a lot of men probably weren't back then, but anyway. The tip is reddish pink and he has a thick vein down one side of his cock. When he first pushes into you, it will burn because he's just slightly above average in girth.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hiiiigh, oh my god. But here's the thing... Jimmy can absolutely ignore it if there's nobody he's pulled to or attracted to present. So it's there, but he kinda ignores it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

... he takes longer to fall asleep. likes to lie awake holding you and talk for a little while. Or you hum to him and play with his hair, he loves that. But it takes a little while for him to fall asleep after it's over because he likes to bask in the afterglow.

[chazz-anova]

NSFW ABCs - Faith Seed

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Faith is extremely cuddly post sex, she wants to bask in the afterglow of orgasm in her lovers arms and trace her fingers over their skin, watching their goosebumps rise and admiring them after lovemaking

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favorite body part is her hands, she's very skilled with her fingers and loves providing pleasure. On her partner, she likes their chest the most. Rolling her tongue over a taut nipple or dragging her nails down their chest when she's on top are two things she loves

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

When Faith cums- she cums hard; body quivering with need, panting like she's in heat, licentious moans as she pulls her lover closer. And she always returns the favor. She also loves the taste of her paramours and takes time to savor it

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

As the Siren, Faith has many dirty secrets- but one that comes to mind is from when she was younger and still friends with Tracey. The two of them went to a house party along with Tracey's boyfriend at the time; drinks were of course aplenty and Faith felt like a third wheel as the former were all over each other. The pair snuck upstairs eventually, leaving Faith to her own devices. After a couple drinks she went upstairs to find the bathroom when she heard moans from the host's guest bedroom. Drawn to the noise for some reason she couldn't explain- Faith peeked through a crack in the door and saw Tracey and her boyfriend very preoccupied. She couldn't take her eyes off her friend, feeling herself getting wetter as she watched the two of them. The upstairs at the house party was surprisingly unpopulated so the brunette couldn't stop a hand slipping under her dress to rub herself as she listened to Tracey cum

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Faith isn't the most experienced sexually- she is an eager learner though. She has a good instinct for what will make her partner feel good

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Without question it is 69. Giving pleasure and receiving is the best of both worlds in Faith's eyes! For penetrative sex the Siren isn't afraid to do her fair share of the work- she prefers reverse doggie to bounce in her lover's lap. That way she can control the pace for the most part but still gives the opportunity for her companion to hold her hips and thrust up into her, taking control. Again best of both worlds 😉

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

As someone who is big on picking up the vibe- she lets her paramour dictate the mood. She is one to giggle during sex for sure no matter what though

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Grooming-wise Faith shaves her pussy lips but leaves a little patch of bush on her mound that she trims neatly. The carpets of course match the drapes, though Tracey did dare her to dye her pubes pink once

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Scary though it may be- sex for Faith is letting her walls down. She has been self-destructive a lot in her life but it's mainly with choices that affect her life not who she fucks. Sex is romance for her and she lets her walls down when she lets someone erotically. She isn't much for a quickie in this aspect as well- Faith wants slow, steamy, nasty sex.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

One thing about Faith is that she doesn't really ever get herself off with just her hands, unless there's nothing else around. She is a big fan of toys, especially her body wand. When she does play with herself without toys, she doesn't normally finger herself and she prefers clit stimulation.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

It's not something she ever mentions unless prodded, but Faith loves having her toes sucked. She doesn't mind returning the favor either! Another kink she has is cageplay, being locked up at the expense of her lover. Of course this is only something she engages in with someone she really trusts.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Generally making love is a pretty private thing to Faith- however it does make her really wet to think about being eaten out under the desk/table by someone during a Herald meeting

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Confidence is a big one, she wants someone who won't be afraid to initiate because she isn't the best at that. Faith is definitely into a smart, leadership type who takes charge! A physical turn on is definitely like a swimmers bod, understated muscle but unmistakably toned

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

The usual no scat/pissplay, she's not a fan of blood during sex, also in regards to anal she isn't a fan of anything more than fingering/licking

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

With oral Faith is an admitted pillow princess. She can be a bit selfish on the returning bit, but when she goes down on her partner she exhibits her great skill in that arena! She just loves the feeling of a tongue on her clit, licking her to orgasm.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Absolutely slow and sensual. If she's in charge- she is taking her time to feel and savor every part of her lover. When she's being dominated though she likes it a little rough

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

As mentioned above- Faith isn't the biggest fan of quickies because it takes a while to make her cum. She isn't opposed to a couple quickies a month or so if the mood strikes and there's a private moment, but in those cases she needs to be pretty horny.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Experimentation is Faith's middle name lolol, she loves to try new things: shibari, petplay, roleplaying, ect. She wants to please her partner and doesn't have many hard, fast limits so she loves trying new things sexually. As far as taking risks, her risk is unfortunately generally with her choice in partner. She goes for people who aren't the best for her and it's rare she goes for someone who truly cares about her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The Siren's stamina is amazing, she can go for quite a few rounds and prefers 2 rounds minimum. Faith's stamina is a blessing and a curse though- because it can take her a long time to cum. Making her cum from clit stimulation is pretty manageable for her partner, but making her cum vaginally takes skill

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Faith is a big fan of toys. She plays with her vibrator a couple nights a week, has a cock ring she likes to use for her partners with a cock, ect. Her favorite has to be the remote vibrator that she can wear discreetly and her partner has the control over her pleasure; especially when it's discreetly on a date or something like that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh man, teasing is Faith's favorite pastime. She loves to get her partner riled up so they'll make a move on her. On the opposite, she gets really bratty when she's the one being teased

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

True to her nickname of the Siren, she makes cute, melodic noises. When having sex it's a like a crescendo in regards to her sounds; Faith starts with small, quiet moans and works up to uncontrolled screams of pleasure

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

My wild card headcanon for Faith isss *drumroll*, she has a kink that she has always been into but has never delved into, is having her partner drug her consensually and her waking up to them fucking her

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Faith has a lithe build with perky, small breasts. She doesn't have the biggest butt but it's shapely and firm and she knows how to work it. Her pussy is mostly shaved (refer to letter H lol) and she has nice thick thighs, pretty much the thickest thing about her lol

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High, for sure! She enjoys fucking a couple times a week when it's possible. Most nights she gets herself off with her vibrator as well- it's a great way to relieve the tension of her every day life

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Orgasming normally gives Faith a little spurt of energy and makes her want to stay up basking in the glow post-sex. She isn't going to get up and like stay up for another hour, but it does take her a bit of time as she slowly fades into sleep. Sometimes after sex she wants to get herself off one more time since she gets so horny, so she stays up at least another 30 minutes after fucking

[yandere-fics]

Darla's NSFW Alphabet

♡ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

She is a bit on the lazier side afterwards, she just doesn't want to clean you up right away, she likes leaving you laying there on her bed panting and whining, covered in the evidence of your love making for as long as she can possibly get away with. Once she gets to it(after possibly taking a few pictures) she really really good at it though.

♡ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

She doesn't have a favorite part of her body but she has a least favorite part which is her hair because it sets heer aside from the rest of her sisters but she gave up on trying to dye it a long time again since no dyes ever had the exact shade her sister's have so there's no point trying to change it if it won't be perfect.

For you, it's if you have a tummy, even if it's just the smallest bit of a belly she fucking loves it, she wants love handles for grabbing as she bullies her strap into you, turning your insides to mush and you can't even fight back because she's got a firm grip on your belly and sides.

♡ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

To start off with, in the omegaverse Darla is an omega unlike the rest of her alpha sisters which makes her very unhappy but she also likes to use that to her advantage with her alpha darling and will force them to cum inside constantly. She'd probably be on birth control until she graduates but they don't need to know that, they just need to feel like they have to take responsibility for the life they might have helped to create.

♡ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

The glasses stay on, she never seems to take them off for some reason and sometimes you feel like there's no lenses there since they never fog up but there are lenses, how is she stopping them from fogging up? She just does. Why does she keep them on even when she can see decently without them? It turns her on.

♡ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

She has a decent level on experience, she's had a fair share of girlfriends but she'll still act like she doesn't know what she's doing because she's just so sheltered or whatever line she plans on spouting out that isn't true at all. All her exes fled town.

♡ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

You on your side, one leg up her between them with an absolute beast of a strap on. She likes when you try to claw away from her insisting it hurts or it's too big or too much even though she can see how much you're clearly enjoying her rough loving, of course she'll play innocent later if you mention how rough she was being.

♡ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

She seems goofy and funny during it since she keeps cracking jokes and giggling but she is just like so sinister, sure she's giggling about how tired you look but that's just her reminding herself how much power she has over you, you're solidly in her grasp, so fragile like this, she could easily break that trust, but she won't, she'll just keep playing your sweet girlfriend who gets a bit too rough due to how eager she is.

♡ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

Her hair is thin but she has a happy trail and a decent amount of armpit hair, no she's not gonna shave, she literally doesn't care and it goes with her whole sheltered girl who knows nothing about razors thing. I mean maybe if she smells bad you can get her to shave her pits but her happy trail is staying.

♡ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

There's not really a whole lot of room for intimacy seeing as she's using this as a manipulation tactic, fuck you and then you won't break up with her cause the whole campus will see you as a bad person who used her to get off. Once you get married it does get a good deal more intimate now that she's already caught you and doesn't have to use it to keep you at her side. She's still a sadist though.

♡ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

She gets herself off after you fuck though most of the time she doesn't even need that, she's already plenty satisfied just seeing how worn out and exhausted you look, there's just like spit everywhere and fluids all over the fucking place and that is enough to make her feel happy, especially since you probably wouldn't one night stand her after she's seen you like this right?

♡ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

Corruption kink, while she would prefer to be the one slowly corrupting her darling while putting on an innocent personality, slowly making you feel more and more like a nasty pervert even though she's the one bouncing you up and down on her strap insistently but if she can't corrupt you then she'll make you feel like you're corrupting her even though she's the one pushing you down into the mattress.

♡ L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Really anywhere, she knows so many people on the campus so she knows the library will be empty until exactly two in the afternoon and if someone does come in then she's gonna blame it on just how excited she is to have a girlfriend and she's so sorry she couldn't help it. She does enjoy taking you to her sisters house when they aren't there though cause the beds in her dorm are not the most comfortable and while you might find it weird she's screwing you in her sister's guest room, the room was meant for her to use, they never said she couldn't use it this way.

♡ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

The desire to chain you by her side and that's really it, sure you're beautiful and she'd be glad if you seduced her but the biggest drive is to make sure you can't ever leave her. After you get married and are officially hers, it's just basking in how you are chained to her side forever.

♡ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

No sharing unless it's with her sisters in which case she loves them enough to share her most precious thing(freak, eww stfu you massive fucking freak), she also doesn't like bottoming(unless it's in the omegaverse) but she doesn't mind acting like a subby top even though if you were coherent you'd know even now she's still dominating you.(she can only bottom in omegaverse or if you have a dick cause then she can get knocked up and now you're really stuck with her.

♡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

She won't bring this up to you, she'll just implant the idea in your head and hope eventually you come to it of your own accord but she desperately needs you to suck on the strap and she needs it messy style, she's not gonna hurt you too bad but the idea of fucking your face is just too appealing.

♡ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡ Fast and rough, she always has the excuse of being sheltered and being too excited and not knowing that she shouldn't literally rearrange your guts. Once you're married she'll go slow and hard though so at least you get some relief from the brutalizing she was giving you before.

♡ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

She'll do quickies very often, if you do it with her in a public place then you'll only feel more embarrassed and want to stay with her since you did it so often with her, how could you leave her after all that, she literally let you fuck her in the girls bathroom, you can't leave(ignore that she was the top and the aggressor)

♡ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

Seeing as how I just said she would fuck you in the girls bathroom, there is plenty of risk involved with her. She'll experiment with anything that will make you look completely tuckered out afterwards, less of a choker but might if you allow it. She's a sadist though so she only experiments with more sadistic behaviors.

♡ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

A fairly long time, she likes running though she won't tell you that, it'll be something she keeps a bit hidden to use on you if she ever needs to chase you down and you expect running from her to be easy, either way though her stamina is very impressive.

♡ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

She has plenty of toys to use on you, she doesn't use the double penetration strap often but if she's in a fun mood she'll use it, otherwise she just prefers to get herself off separately once she fucked the life out of you. She won't show you all her toys at first though and when she does start showing them she'll act naive like she was just so curious about this thing, it just looks so weird, do you mind if she tries it on you, she's just so fascinated by how all this works.

♡ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

She's extremely teasing. She acts like she's sheltered and knows nothing so it's not her fault if she just didn't know when to stop but in actuality she's doing this all on purpose and it's just so cute when you actually believe her lies as you're twitching in bed next to her while she talks about how she can't wait to tell everyone you're dating while you can only dumbly nod.

♡ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

She giggles a whole lot while you're fucking, so Darla is always a top, but she's not also dominant, sometimes she is a submissive top. Even when she's playing at pretending to be a submissive top though she's giggling at how messed up you look, and if she's dominant then she literally can not stop giggling cause you like like your soul was snatched.

♡ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

When she becomes a professor she wants to fuck her darling and be able to roleplay the professor student fantasy, it keeps her up at night. She will absolutely not do it before she becomes a professor though because she really wants to work for it and earn it.

♡ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

Bigger boobs than the rest of the sisters but they are by no means big. About a small C cup. Her legs are very toned because she has to walk all across the college campus all day with her squad of "Friends" a.k.a the people she uses for her rumor spreading. Her arms are flimsy nothings, like fucking chicken bones.

♡ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

Her sex drive is fairly low, she gets her kicks in ways separate from fucking you, she is a bit of a sexual freak but you're lucky she's not going to sexually freak out on you all the time. She can get her corruption kink satisfied in ways that aren't directly having sex with you.

♡ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

Her stamina is pretty high but depending on if she's pretending just to be your cute college girlfriend still then she will make herself fall asleep immediately after the aftercare is done and even if you know her true aggressive personality seeing as she has just fucked the living daylights out of you, she's still going to act at least slightly exhausted.

[tragedyface]

I feel like a lot of you aren't preparing yourselves emotionally for the inevitable in season 3 and you're going to be really disappointed by what you see on screen.

But remember it's just hair. Yes seeing anything other than what we've become accustomed to is going to be hard but we'll get through it and who knows we might grow to tolerate it.

But also what if they make his dye it to match the carpet?

[thelaithlyworm]

When there's an interesting knitting pattern you want to try...

But also, the yarn you happen to have in the appropriate gauge and with matching dye-lots is mostly just too small for the quantities needed...

[ID Various colours of yarn scattered across a carpet, some in skeins and some rolled into balls. Colours include charcoal, cream, burgundy, and variegated purple. Two of the rolled balls are in the bowl of a kitchen scale. End ID]

Fortunately! I remembered I have a handy-dandy scale to check the quantity of the partial balls!

Also fortunately! The cardigan pattern is designed for patchwork effects. It might be slightly more patchwork than the designer intended, but I'm sure he can deal.

Slightly less fortunately... the pattern is actually quite complicated. There's an odd rib, there's multiple increases at specific points in the line, it doesn't tell you the decrease pattern for the sleeve it just gives a formula for working it out... Theoretically, this will lead to a sleek, personalised garment, but it is also something I'd rather not add complication to. Conversely! All the pattern shifts are placed in non-increase parts of the garment!

Alright, buckaroos, I think I can pull this off. It might be cream instead of the dark grey that I'd planned but life is a journey.

EDIT:

Alternatively, I only need two more balls of the mid-grey to make bank and it's still in stock at the local yarn store. If I'm lucky they might even have some of the dye batch...? *fingers crossed*

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#5

Hell yes.

69 notes - Posted May 13, 2022

#4

Raphael and Immogene

Gift from my friend @forerunnertracer

Way to make me get teary eyed on a Saturday morning! ❤️

Art by the wonderful @neatteatmnt

77 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

#3

Oh my word. YES.

81 notes - Posted July 4, 2022

#2

Raphael A-Z and Three X’s Are Needed For The Descriptions

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): He wants to look at your face. Tenderly brushing your hair away from your skin. The sheets may be cooling but the touching will go on for a while yet. Raph has no qualms about what needs to be done after being intimate. He might also head to the bathroom with you after. You want a shower? He’ll extend the intimacy by joining you. If there are any products you need, he will make sure he has them.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): He loves is arms. Your ass. Squeezing it. Playing with it. Hotdogging. He enjoys giving it the occasional slap (only if you’re receptive and never harder than you like)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): Going to be frank here. Most of us feel that Raphael is the largest of the brothers when it comes to what he’s packing. I am of the group that thinks he has balls to match that cock of his. They’re large, they’re heavy and you can guarantee you can feel them slapping against you. Those balls carry a big load. He doesn’t expect you whatsoever to swallow it all. He is all for what you want to do with his cum, whether it is trying to swallow or liking it when he blows over your ass. He might even have a penchant for smirking when you make that face as it drips out of you. He has no issues with his own cum or yours. He will ask you to sit on his face. If he can get you visibly dripping…oh yeah. Happy boy.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): I can see Raph being one not to really have any dirty secrets with his partner. He’s an open book when it comes to sex with you. He’ll crack up with you when he tells you about that one time he had to clean the Garbage Truck windshield. He even used a black light to check.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): I think this depends on what AU you’re thinking of. If we’re talking mutants, he’s got lots of experience. Humans, on the other hand, has been limited. He’s read everything he can read and understands that paying attention to your partner and talking to them is the best way to learn.

F = Favourite Position: Hands down, Raphael loves taking you from behind. Whether it’s pounding into your depths or licking your nether lips he’s all in. Imagine him coming over or coming home and finding you ass up and shoulders down. “Have ya been thinkin’ of me, sweetheart?” Do a wiggle, see what happens.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): Raphael’s aware that sometimes funny things happen during sex and he takes it all in stride.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): The boys don’t have any hair so I’m going to use this for what he likes to see on his partner. Honestly, whatever you’re happy with, he’s happy too. So, if you want to dye it, go right ahead. Into being waxed and smooth? He’s all over it. Au naturel? Go for it. Be sure if you have one of those shaped tufts, he will give it a tug (how hard depends on what you like).

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): He is so into you. It doesn’t matter if it’s a rougher session or he’s going slow, he’s all there.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): Let’s be honest, he has a high sex drive and sometimes you just can’t keep up. His need for you is strong but he is understanding of your limits. He will take things into his own hands though and sometimes will ask if you’d like to watch.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): 1. The KING of dirty talk. He knows what his voice and accent do to you and he knows how to use them. He’ll occasionally surprise you with a call on your break. Make sure you have something cold on hand to drink, you’re going to need it. 2. Praise him. Period.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): If it’s private, he’s good to go. This is something that he shares with you and you alone.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Lace lingerie. Especially the kind he can see your naughty bits through. Even better if he can help pick it out with you. Perusing the options together would be an enjoyable activity for him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): He is not into degrading you. Not interested in fecal or urine play.

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122 notes - Posted January 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@thelaundrybitch I saw this on your blog and I rolled. I borrowed it for this post. I’m not sure if it’s Raphael or Michelangelo. In my mind…it’s the Brute. Lol.

My question is…

What was the purpose of this toy to begin with?

134 notes - Posted December 7, 2022

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@fuzzy-melonlord @sam-collins

Wrath nsfw Alphabet 👍

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Ngl Wrath is really good at after care, whether they're top or bottom. Positive affirmation? They got it Water? Already on the nightstand

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Wraths is either their thighs or their chest

Their partner would be hands or back

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Suprisingly, they don't care for it. They'd rather it be inside of them

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Theyre extremely sensitive so it's really easy to overestimate them

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Theyre not like a master at it but they have some tools under their belt for sure

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Theyre a lil basic but probably cowgirl or missionary, they like seeing their partner

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Both. Depends on the situation, if they just got out of a huge fight they'll be more intimate but if they're just messing around on an off day they'll be more relaxesld and funny.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Carpet does not match the drapes bc hair dye but they tend to keep it clean and trimmed

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Again, depends on the situation and who they're with. They've got issues so it'll take them a while to open up like that.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Theyre as bad as Lust in this department honestly, I will not elaborate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Theyre definitely into bondage but mostly just restraining their partners hands

Obviously we know they like biting (Giving and receiving)

Breeding kink, don't ask (mostly receiving)

Theyre highkey into being manhandled and thrown around a lil

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Semi-public places like the car, an office, some random clearing in the woods

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Sam. Just Sam.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that involves bodily excrement

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving but will not hesitate to get on their knees. They're not incredibly skilled but they know what they're doing

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Yes. Both. All of the above.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Absolutely, probably happens frequently tbh. If they need you, they need you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Always willing to expirament and take risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Vampire so I'd say maybe 7 is their max

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes, absolutely. They love using them on people and having them used on them. They organize theirs from favorite to least favorite I'll be honest.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Big fucking tease, good luck if you're not into denial or edging.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

They don't make a lot of noise minus some whimpers and breathy moans

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Wanted to try primal play, got scared to ask

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Titties. Titties for days.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Depends on how long they've gone without it but usually it's a little ways above average.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

As soon as they make sure their partner is taken care of they pass tf out

[spicysugar019]

Ok so I need to say this somewhere and idk where else to say it but it feels like I'm getting torn up inside about it.

TW: sexual harassment

So I went to dillons today to get gloves to dye my hair with. I'm a trans man and even though I've been on T for years, that dosent get rid of my double D'S so a lot of people see me as a woman immediately still.

I was getting gloves to dye my hair. On the box it says like "body examination gloves" on it or something, idk, they were gloves for my hair bleach and dye. I was figuring out prices at the self check out cause I didn't figure things out properly in my head and I'm poor so I was figuring out if I had the money for it. I'm very very socially anxious and don't like talking to people I don't know in public especially living in the Bible belt and being a trans man.

This enormous guy like 6"5 who works at dillons comes up and is like "you doing alright mam?"

I can handle this interaction, this is fine. I just reply "Oh yeah im ok, just figuring out pricing." Thinking he'd leave me alone if I used a higher pitched voice.

Another thing to note, I have c-ptsd, so if something triggering happens that my brain deems worthy of memory loss, it can and will easily dump that bit of memory. All I remember him saying next is him looking at what I'm buying, looking up to me with a puzzled look. I said something like "im getting gloves to dye my hair."

He says SOMETHING along the lines of "Oh. Trying to get the carpet to match? Or are you--" and that's where my memory cuts out any audio, he's just looking me up and down and staring at me for too long. I laugh awkwardly. Audio of the memory comes back and he says "supposedly, supposedly, supposedly, haaha" as if the word "supposedly" was gonna fix whatever the fuck he just said that my brain beeped for him. Then he walked away thankfully, I paid and left asap. I had the biggest grin on my face cause in situations like those I just appease everyone around me until I leave. I legit looked like I was fucking beaming like I just found 100$ on the ground. I glanced at him and he was PISSED and seemed upset like embarrassed. I walked out of there and sat in my car and started feeling bad. As if I didn't appease him enough and so I felt bad that he felt embarrassed. For HIS actions. His actions that he SHOULD be embarrassed by. Instead, I FELT BAD FOR HIM.

Why? Why did I feel bad for him that he had said something traumatic to me apparently. I don't remember what he said. It was so bad, that my brain said "you don't need to hear this" and fucking made the whole thing silent. This happened TODAY and I'm upset about it, I shouldn't forget the fucking thing I'm upset about, but it was so fucking upsetting that my brain omitted it from my fucking memory.

And now IM the one sitting up at 1am feeling shitty and like I'm disgusting. For why? Who the fuck knows. I don't even know what he fucking said.