#E.T! (mina)

[bluecatwriter]

I propose that while Paul is CGI that the Beetle is an animatronic. This is why they cannot be and Paul breaks it up.

Dora and Marjorie kiss for 0.2 seconds while rain is suddenly pouring down their gowns but disappears and it's never mentioned or acknowledged or affects their relationship, exactly like Coppola's Dracula Mina/Lucy kiss. except they are also crossing the swords you have given them.

Ooh, your mind! Perhaps The Beetle is animatronic in scenes with Paul Lessingham and CGI at other times (like the special edition release of E.T.).

I will state in a press release that Dora and Marjorie are the first gay Disney characters, even though this is a SyFy Original.

(Referencing this post)

[lucisprettyboy]

Blog Intro

Hi! I'm Luci but you can call me Lou or Luc. I've recently started writing in the last few years, one fandom I'm really enjoying coming up with fic ideas for is Hazbin Hotel. It's one of my obsessions right now. I also draw! So if you ever want art with an ask or a headcannon just ask! I would love to tbh.

Requests/Commissions:

Open (If you're paying for a piece, written or drawn, prices are negotiable. I plan to set up a Kofi but requests are all free.)

Things I'll write

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Headcannons for any of those three things

Kinks I won't write (or discuss in my asks)

Rape/noncon (unless it's discussed as a kink and boundaries are set by both parties before the scene)

Scat/fart kink

Vore

Specifically, I won't write Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. I just don't like him in any way.

DNI List:

Transphobes/Terfs

CisHet Men (I'm a queer transmasc, I'm not in your demographic anyway)

Minors (that's a bigggg no no)

Pedos and Zoophiles (nothing else to say besides stay far away from me)

Incest enjoyers (big ass fucking EW)

Racists (I'm black, wtf do you expect?)

Zionists (very obvious why)

Nazis (again, you wouldn't even like me anyway)

Loli/Shota enjoyers (again, EW)

If you fall into any of these you'll be blocked on sight and I will send the firing squad.

You can send thirsts about characters (or just horny stuff in general) to my ask box. As long as they fit into the rules I've set, go nuts.

Fandoms I like/write for:

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Invader Zim

Five Nights At Freddy's

Obey Me

Cult of the Lamb

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Resident Evil

Jujustu Kaisen

Honkai Star Rail

Genshin Impact

My Hero Academia (on occasion)

Stranger Things

Spy x Family

Umbrella Academy

The Stanley Parable

My faves to talk/write about

Lucifer

Vox

Alastor

Lute

Charlie

Leon Kennedy

Gojo Satoru

Neuvilette

Sundrop

Five

Zim

The Narrator from Stanley Parable

Shigaraki

Masterlist (Links and WIPs)

AO3 Links:

Holy (Not Really) (Hazbin Hotel: Charlie x Reader)

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Obey Me: Belphie x Reader, Beel x Reader)

The Sun Gets Lonely In The Sky (FNAF: Sundrop x Reader)

I'd Give You The World (MHA: Mina Ashido x Reader)

Tumblr Links:

Out Of Salt (Hazbin Hotel: Angel Dust x Reader)

Hazbin and Helluva characters with Rouge the Bat like reader (Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Blitzø, Beelzebub, Veronica, and Fizzarolli x reader)

WIPs:

E.T (Invader Zim: Zim x Reader) (WIP)

The Morning Stars (Hazbin Hotel: Lucifer x Reader) (WIP)

Holy (Not Really) (Hazbin Hotel: Charlie x Reader) part 2 (WIP)

[jujurujubsstarlight]

○ Monster High OC ○

Meet the daughter of E.T de Varginha.

E.T de Varginha is a cryptid (urban legend) from Brazil, they even got their own tv moment when three girls from Varginha (a city in Minas Gerais) told the police they saw an alien with three horns and bright red eyes.

So after that description i made my oc, her name is Virgínia Vargas, Vivi for the closed friends.

[pikabxi-blog]

obligatory tag dump!

[eutenhoseriospoemasmentais]

Isso não tem nada a ver com você.

Muito bem.

Resolvi escrever aqui um desabafo sobre o que venho passado ultimamente que tem alimentado minha ansiedade de uma forma escrota demais inclusive.

Primeiro ponto: Kito.

Semana que vem vai fazer um ano que terminamos. Porque ele me traiu. Até hoje não superei isso e sinto saudades dele, até hoje não entendo o que eu fiz para merecer esse karma chamado Kito o qual passam-se meses e não o esqueço, e não é de forma amorosa, é de forma rancorosa. Teve muita coisa que eu não falei quando deveria ter falado, e isso tira a minha paz.

Ao vir no meu trabalho, ele me trouxe um gatilho enorme. Me fez ficar desolada, sem entender nada.

Resolvi então escrever uma carta, que eventualmente não sairá daqui mas é uma forma de colocar um ponto final nisso.

Oi Kito,

Não vou te perguntar se está bem porque já sei que está.

O mundo deu uma volta, mas o mundo não cobrou o que tinha que cobrar de você, num lance mesmo de aqui se faz e aqui se paga, eu queria dizer que não te desejo mal, mas desejo que você tenha aprendido com seus erros, você me fez sofrer. De uma forma que nunca sofri.

Entendo que as pessoas vem em nossas vidas para ensinarem coisas, para fazerem a gente ser mais fortes, a quebrar a cara mesmo e dizer, nunca mais eu me coloco numa situação dessas porque eu já aprendi com esse tombo. Você me ensinou a nunca mais confiar em ninguém. Todos meus relacionamentos dão errado e parte é porque me entrego, mas não completamente, falta uma dose de amor que só existe quando tem confiança. E eu nao consigo ter com ninguém.

O que você disse sobre ser um para raio de desgraça para mim, é real, você so me trouxe desgraça e desgosto.

Todo o amor que eu senti por você se tornou desgosto.

Até porque você foi o rei de me colocar em situações desgostosas.

Um pedaço de mim foi embora com você e não foi de forma leve e amorosa.

Um pedaço de mim não acreditou que voce pudesse machucar uma pessoa que só cuidou de você e quis seu bem.

Acho engraçado também que sempre falou que nunca namorou "alguém diferente assim como eu" e eu abri caminhos né para sua nova namorada, que basicamente é uma versão 2.0 minha, " minimamente fora do padrão que você sempre curtiu", mas é so mais uma mina cacheada de tatuagem.

Ela parece ser muito legal e é ai que eu fico preocupada, o quão merda voce vai ser nesse novo relacionamento a ponto de machucar mais uma mina que parece se arrastar pros mesmos roles que voce me levava?

O quanto você realmente ta se doando por ela? Uma mulher ainda por cima que também tem filho e precisa dividir atenção com a vida de criar/cuidar da filha e estar com vc que tb tem uma, foda que olhando hoje, a Patricia nao era tao doida, você largava a menina com a sua mae e dava teus roles. Eu cresci com pais separados, até hoje minha vida é uma incognita inclusive em relação ao amor já que meus pais nao se amavam e eu era a unica da sala com pais separados.

Um e.t para meus amigos.

Eu temo pela sua namorada, não num sentido competitivo ou de ciumes, não sinto mais atração sexual por voce, muito menos romantica.

Mas eu temo que você a machuque igual ou pior do que comigo.

Você sugou parte da minha energia vital.

Você nunca se impôs por mim.

Já torceu pelo meu sucesso etc, mas nunca foi uma coisa verdadeira.

Não te desejo mal, mas te desejo distância de mim, nunca mais quero te ver.

Espero nunca mais ter que te encontrar por ai.

Uma ótima vida mediocre pra voce.

[ryotoole]

5X AUTO-ENHANCED EYEWITNESS E.T. SKETCH “Minas Gerald, Brazil (15/10/1957)”

[your-average-weeb-dealer]

Playing Just Dance with MHA characters headcannons

I can see Denki being really bad but also really into it.

Todoroki is the type who just moves their hands and gets a perfect score

Mina and s/o are ✨killing it✨ obviously

Iida keeps getting bad scores because he can only do the hand chop thingy

Kirishima’s dancing all the “girly” songs like: 💃 manly 💃

Somehow Mirio got in and be brought Tamkai and Nejire before starting to 🕺dance 🕺

Monoma found out everyone was dancing and challenged 1-A to a dance battle but no one in 1-B cared so they just started dancing with 1-A because they were actually invited

TestuTesu joined Kiri in his 💃manly dance💃

And Sero taped Mineta up in his room so the grape isn’t there to ruin the mood

This all happened on a Monday night so all the teachers are like 🧍‍♂️ really? 🧍‍♂️

Also I think it would be really cute because there’s a bunch of songs that are for/ their implied to be for romantic couples

omg I can see it (these are really short cause theres a lot, also I based the songs on what I think your relationship would be like, sorry for my poor music taste lol) 

Just dance party with mha characters

style: headcannons

Genre: fluff

warnings: none!

“Come on Todoroki~ You gotta move some more!! It’s called just dance not just stand!” (mina) 

“I don’t see the point of flailing my arms around when I can just  move my hand and get a��‘perfect’“ (Todoroki)

Denki and s/o: 

You’re is definitely winning 

He gets all pouty about it

He may or may not google “how to beat Just Dance every time” 

But he’s still having fun 

He’d pick you on the high note and kiss you all passionately 

Song: Electric love, by BORNS (come on, did you really think i’d pick something else?) 

Todoroki and S/o

He’s not that into it 

Please stop making him dance to “hot n cold” by Katy Perry. 

He’ll end up making some dark joke about his past halfway through and everyone would look at him like ‘you good bro?’ 

He’d hold your pinky with his left hand because he really only needs his right in order to win 

Song: Snowman by Sia 

Mina and s/o

She’s going 101%

Of course she’s dominating everyone (Todoroki’s a close second though) 

She’s going be extra af 

You’re both wearing matching outfits, there's no debating this.

Every time you get a ‘perfect’ expect her to kiss your cheek 

Song: E.T by Katy Perry 

Iida and s/o

He’ll get annoyed 

He’d end up saying the game was rigged and he was doing the dances perfectly 

Mina and her s/o would be rolling 

Please cheer for him or tell him he’s going great. It make’s him feel all warm and fuzzy inside (it gets him all flustered as well) 

Song: Mr. Loverman Ricky Montgomery (but only the slowed with rain) 

Kirishima and s/o 

He’s doing pretty good 

Bakugo might’ve made fun of him for the songs 

But he doesn’t care 

He’d totally just sweep you off your feet and kiss you halfway through 

Song: Swim by Alec Benjamin (I know it isn’t necessarily girly but shh)

Big three (I just combined them) 

Mirio and Nejire keep going against each other, Nejire really likes rematches 

Tamaki is just in the corner like 

(whispering) “Yeah! you go guys...” 

He wants to play but he doesn’t want to get made fun of. Please sit next to him and comfort him

Mirio’s loud asf and will probably give you a piggy back ride when he wins 

Nejire’s just happy to be here  

Mirios song: if we have each other by Alec Benjamin 

Nejires song: Ophelia by the Lumineers 

Tamakis song: Riptide by Vance Joy 

Monoma and s/o 

You best believe he’s challenging you as well 

Just humor him and dance 

He’s not going to do anything publicly but when you get back to the dorms he’s either going to be ranting or bragging

He’s honestly not that good and everyone points it out except you 

Song: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

Tetsutetsu and s/o

Him and Kirishima are rocking out

I mean full on ‘bro’ moment 

You and Kendo just waited it out 

Eventually him and Kirishima got tired so you swooped in and beat Kendo 

Song: Angel with a shotgun, The Cab

Sero and s/o 

thank god for this man 

You and him just be sitting off to the side with Kendo and Tetsutetsu’s s/o, sharing stories and telling jokes 

Really chill vibes coming from you guys 

He may play a round with you or Kaminari 

Lots of kisses 

Kendo don’t mind though, everyone knows you’re the “PDA” couple 

Song: Pierre by Ryn Weaver 

A/n Shit this took forever. Again I apologize for my trash taste 

[midnightjewel]

80’s headcannons

80’s headcannons for this weeks art as promised my little sharks!

(1984 to be specific)

Bakugo,Kirishima,Becca,Mina,Sero,

Denki

Bakugo

His dad died in the Vietnam war when he was only 6 leaving him with his mother who became abusive over time.That’s where all the bruises come from.Well, most of them anyway.Some also come from the fights he’s been in.

Is going through his grunge rock phase

His current favorite band is AC/DC

His favorite song is Back in Black

His favorite movie is Friday the 13th

He hangs out in skate parks and arcades with the Bakusquad

He discovered cigarettes at the age of 14 but he has a secret raging alcoholic addition (he misses his dad y’all)

Kirishima

The chill one of the group.He plays football for UA high school and is probably guaranteed to get a scholarship but he won’t brag about it.His dad walked out when he was 11 so it’s just him and his mom

Definitely has that dad bod going for him

His favorite band is Journey

If he was a song he’d definitely be don’t stop believin’

His favorite movie to watch is Footloose

Desperately is trying to control Bakugo and his cigarette addiction (doesn’t know about the alcohol quite yet)

His favorite arcade game is Q*bert

Becca

Co cheer captain for the UA Spartans along with her captain and best friend Mina Ashido.She and Kirishima have been voted couple of the year 2 times in a row for the yearbook

Has the most curly/frizzy 80’s hair you’ve ever seen!

Her favorite band is Queen

Her favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody and she knows every word.Don’t question her!

Her favorite movie is Star Wars the empire strikes back

Uses her boyfriend Eijirou as a makeup tester for her new looks

Her and Mina go shopping almost every weekend and if she’s not sleeping at Kirishima’s house then she’s definitely sleeping and Mina’s

Mina

Captain of the UA Spartans cheer squad.Obsessed with the color pink so much that she dyed her hair bubblegum pink.

She can always be seen with a bright purple eyeshadow look that makes her hazel eyes pop

Her favorite singer is Madonna

And her favorite song is obviously Material girl because yes

Her favorite movie is sixteen candles

Can easily be voted prettiest girl at UA high school

If she’s not at the mall with Becca then they’re both with the Bakusquad at the arcade

Sero

He is currently helping Denki pass his Spanish class because lord knows if he didn’t then Denki would be repeating 10th grade.Also on the football team with Kirishima

Always smells faintly of marijuana and his hippie van smells like it too

His favorite singer is Michael Jackson

And his all time favorite song to jam to is Billie Jean or Footloose

His favorite movie is currently E.T.

Definitely the schools #1 stoner but nobody cares because he hooks them up with good stuff

Most definitely sleeps in his van if he argues with his parents

Denki

Oh boy…we all wonder how he made it into high school but hey, we still love him!He’s literally a master at rollerblading and skateboarding

Regularly has smoke sessions with Sero in the van in the school parking lot

Favorite band is Aerosmith all the way

His favorite song to belt out during drunken karaoke is Dream on

His all time favorite movie is gremlins

Works at the roller rink and can regularly be seen on the skate floor showing everyone up!

Was on the football team but his grades have been making him non eligible to play so the boys are desperately trying to get their star kicker back on track

[todobakudekukiridenkishinsosero]

The car ride that changed everything :)

 BTW THIS IS MY FIRST POV SO PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE IT BETTER!!!! 

(Note this is aged up so the characters in this are 18+ and this is in my pov and if you don’t like it, then don’t read it and I also added a name so if you want me to do one with just y/n then ill do one)

Main Character: Cj 

Age:18

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Pansexual (possibly gay)

Another main character: Katsuki Bakugo

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual (if not then gay)

Side characters: Kirishima, Sero, Denki and mina 

                                           .

   it’s the start of summer and the bakusquad wanted to go somewhere so they all decided where they were headed too and they wanted to invite me since im always hang with them. Btw we live together so the bakusquad lives with me until everyone finishes school(college)

*goes to your room*

Mina: hey bestie!!

Cj: ah!- oh hi mina what do you need?

Mina: well….me and the bakusquad are going on a road trip and we want you to join and I think bakugo would like it the most 

*Nudges you a bit*

Cj: eh? m-maybe …..

I’ve always had a crush on bakugo since we met at UA but i haven’t had the courage to tell him i liked him bc every person who tells him gets rejected and im afraid i’ll get rejected too.

Mina: Then it’s settled! We’re leaving this weekend since it’s Tuesday and everyone will have enough time to get ready!!

Cj: okay

Mina leaves my room and i go deep into thought about bakugo and mumbling things, making me flustered and red.

Cj: *mumbling*bakugo is...hot…

Suddenly i hear a knock at my door so i open it and to my surprise its katsuki

Cj: Kat? Oh, do you need anything???

Katsuki: just wondering if you’re going with us on the trip

Cj: oh..yeah I am! *smiles*

Katsuki: oh okay then goodnight 

Cj: Night!

Bakugo POV:

Bakugo goes back to his room and locks his door and lays in his bed and starts thinking about me. Little did i know he liked me too.

Bakugo: Damnit! Why...I want him to be mines and no one else’s..ugh! 

He goes into deep thought about how i could be his and forever <3

                                           The next day(Wednesday)

Kirishima: *yawns* babe? You up 

Denki: mm...5 more mintues kiri 

kirishima:*chuckles* yeah okay * kisses his head*

Kirishima heads to the bathroom and takes a shower and does his hair and comes out and wakes Denki and he does the same thing.

Denki: let’s eat breakfast then wake the others up 

Kirishima: yeah okay 

  Kirishima and Denki have been together since 2nd year at UA so this makes three years of being together, they go downstairs and sees me already up and dressed and eating.

Kirishima & denki: Hey Cj

Cj: oh hey guys *puts his plate in the sink*

Boys: so can you wake bakubro up while we wake the other love birds

Cj: no problem 

i laughed at their comment about Mina and sero being together for 2 years, i knock on his door feeling that it’s locked so i yelled a bit.

Cj: hey bakugo time to get up we have planes with the sqau-

Before i could finish my sentence, bakugo opened the door up

Bakugo: I know dumbass...I was putting on my shoes and other things 

Cj: oh okay then, Kiri and Denki went to go wake the love birds up 

Bakugo: okay ima go eat breakfast now

Cj: okay

Bakugo and the others ate breakfast and they drove in my truck and blasted TikTok music and bakugo vibed with some while the windows are rolled down and everyone smiling and laughing with each other. We all arel going shopping for the road trip this weekend.

Cj: Hey guys ima pull over and get some gas

Others-expect bakugo: okay

Bakugo: I’ll help you with it 

Cj: okay…(Odd he never does that)

After pumping the gas we head to the store and the girls go together and same with the guys. After everyone got what they needed me and bakugo went to the bathroom and came out and we drive back home. 

                                        The next day(Thursday)

Everyone is asleep while i  were the only one up and it was around 12 in the afternoon, so i went and took a shower, did my face routine and did my hair, and put my shoes on.

To my  surprise, after i  went downstairs i see bakugo on the couch watching tv. So i  speak.

Cj: Hey bakugo 

You said with a smile

Bakugo: hey...Cj, where are you going? 

Cj: oh well I was gonna go on a little walk then was gonna go back to the mall and walk around there-

Without missing a single beat bakugo said.

Bakugo: I’m coming with you and you have no say in this got it?

Cj: I- okay then…(is bakugo okay?? He’s being nice to me and it’s kinda cute and sweet)

Me and bakugo go outside and starts walking around the block then get in the car.

Bakugo: Hand me the keys I’m driving

Cj: okay 

I hand him the keys and my phone hooks to the car blasting loudly ^E.T by Katy Perry^ and I  turn the volume down,

Cj: I’m sorry heh I forgot to turn down the music from last night 

Bakugo: Dumbass that’s loud as hell…

 We arrive at the mall and get out and started walking around the mall.

Cj: So….

Bakugo: huh? What dumbass?

Cj: why did you come with me? It’s so..unlike you

Bakugo:(shit...) well you’re always getting lost so I came to make sure that you don’t get lost or do or even buy something stupid

Cj: oh...heh I guess so 

Bakugo: So where are we heading to first?

Cj: Um hot topic…. Then spencers then the food court 

Bakugo: okay then let’s get going dumbass 

You guys go into hot topic and I see this black skirt and red top and gets it and some other clothes, snacks and etc.

Bakugo: That’s all your getting Cj?

Cj: Yes I am bc I wanna go to spencers before the food court

Bakugo: okay then 

I pay and leave to go to spencers. Once I made it we went in.

Cj: oo this looks so cute!

I found some more clothes and looked around more while bakugo followed me around.

Bakugo: Oi dumbass what are you looking for?

Cj: nothing just looking around- (is that a sex toy??)

i go up to it and notices what it reminds me of and i back away slowly and go pay for the clothes. Bakugo looking confused until he looked as well and left with you.

Bakugo: we agree to never speak of this?

Cj: agreed.

We head down to the food court and we found the place we wanted to eat at. we ate burger king.

Cj: hey bakugo?

Bakugo: Hm?

Cj: Thanks for coming out with me! 

I said with a warm smile.

Bakugo: oh no problem 

we leave after eating and head home and we had a squad night.

                              The next day at night(Friday,9 pm)

I were warming up the car and put my bag in the trunk with the rest of the squad’s stuff. Im driving and bakugo sitting on the passager side while kirishima is on the right side, sero in the further back with mina and Denki on the left side in the backseat. I may be wondering where they’re going well i’ll find out once you guys get there.

Cj: everyone ready? Nobody left anything before we pull off?

Everyone nodded and i asked who wanted to play the music from my phone and mina wanted it. So she played (All about that bass-Megan Trainor). Then i stopped and filled up on gas then started hitting the road.

Cj: So...what should we play

Bakugo: The hell you’re talking about dumbass

Kirishima: OH! Do you mean a car ride game?

Denki: aw man I love those 

Mina and Sero:Ikr! They’re always so fun to play epslly when we have a long drive to go!

Cj: Yeah how about I spy with my little eye?

Everyone agreed and even bakugo. i turned down the music so it’s like background music and Denki starts the game.

Denki: I spy something blonde and grumpy

Kiri: Bakubro!

Mina, Sero: Bakugo!

Cj: kats…

Bakugo: damn idiot! Tf why me!?

Denki: Idk you’re the first person I see bro

 Bakugo:tch...fine my turn

You start blushing for no reason at all.

Bakugo: I spy something red 

Denki: Kirishima’s hair 

Kiri: My hair?

Mina: Cj

Sero: Kiri’s hair 

Bakugo: No and Raccoon eyes got it

Cj: hah?! 

Mina: Yes! I knew it! Girls instinct

Boys: ohhhh…

i blush harder and harder meaning my face turning redder than Kirishima’s hair. The boys continue to laugh but get Bakugo’s point bc their the only ones who know his crush on me.

Cj:(why?...why me?)

Bakugo smiles at me and i  turn to the road while letting i window down so i feel something cold against my face. 

Bakugo: Your turn pinky 

Mina: okay! I spy with my little eye something bright!

Cj: oh the sun

Kiri: denki’s hair 

Sero: the sun

Bakugo: (dumb shitty hair) the sun

Denki: My hair 

Mina: Cj got it first! So Denki and Kiri you’re wrong 

Cj: Oh okay then 

We go another few rounds before everyone wanted to listen to music and do their own thing. Three hours passed and it was ^9:08pm^ and everyone had fallen asleep and i see this resting place so you pull over and the only person who wasnt asleep was bakugo to my surprise. So i get out and goes to the bathroom and so does bakugo.

Cj: I’m surprised 

Bakugo: what do you mean extra?

Cj: You’d usually fall asleep around 8 pm so it’s kind of weird ya know

Bakugo: oh well you look tired so I wanted to drive some anyway

Cj: oh okay...that’s fine 

We sit on the hood of the truck and look up at the stars and we talked more than ever and soon enough i fell asleep so Bakugo puts me in the passager seat and got in the car and shuts it off and fell asleep as well.

                                 The next day(7 am)

i woke up to music and bakugo driving so i sit up and notice his jacket on me and i look at him. Admiring him his eyes, his calmness, his body. 

 Bakugo: You’re gonna keep staring or say something dumbass

Cj: oh sorry

Bakugo: For what??

Cj: oh I assume it made you uncomfortable

Bakugo: no not really(should I pull over on this cliff? yeah)

Bakugo pulls over and gets out and opens my door and brings me out and closing the door behind me. giving bakugo a confused look. 

Bakugo: I wanted you to see the sunrise with me…

Cj: oh well it does look lovely doesn’t it?

Bakugo: yeah it does...hey can I ask you something?

Cj: yeah okay? (I wonder whats he’s gonna ask me)

Bakugo: okay...um do you like anyone?

Cj: um...yeah actually wbu do you like someone?

Bakugo: May I ask who it is and yeah I do dumbass

Cj: oh...well its you

Bakugo:oh...OH! wait really?

Cj:yeah...its okay if you dont like me-

Without a heart beat he kissed me, we both have a slight blush look on our face

Cj:w-what?!

Bakugo: i like you too dumbass 

CJ:oh um...what does this means now?

Bakugo lets out a sign and asks

Bakugo:ugh.....cj would you like to be my boyfriend?

I say back with me smiling like crazy, blushing mess

Cj:YES!

[grandhotelabyss]

These are the images with which I intended to conclude my latest essay—on Boris Groys’s Total Art of Stalinism—but I thought their following the essay’s outrageous final sentence might be a provocation too far. The first image shows a socialist realist painting, Conquerors of Space (1961) by Aleksandr Deyneka, juxtaposed with a recent Tweet from Grimes; the second shows an excerpt from Mina Loy’s Futurist “Feminist Manifesto” (1914) combined with a viral Tweet I’ve left anonymous. I introduce these texts to support the idea that the modern so-called totalitarian or gnostic commitment to humanity’s total transformation of all life, as analyzed by Groys, is ideologically continuous across seemingly distinct or even opposed aesthetic, historical, and political tendencies from early 20th-century modernism and communism to today’s left-identitarianism and right-transhumanism—that utopia in all its promise and danger, all the promise of its danger, remains the modern, postmodern, and/or hypermodern goal. In the essay, I also indulgently weave a bit of intellectual autobiography into the argument, which, for the purpose of self-promotion, I excerpt here:

[E]verything I couldn’t say in my dissertation I poured into a novel called Portraits and Ashes that dramatizes in both form and content the final phases of Groys’s argument without my having comprehended it rationally. (The book has Malevich’s Black Square on its cover.) It is a novel about artists, considered only as metonyms for free human beings as such, who have to learn to remake themselves in conjunction with the world, rather than forcing their poiesis on recalcitrant matter or a docile public. The intense romantic realism of the novel’s style, alternately gritty and rhapsodic, theoretical and vulgar, raises this postutopian doubleness—the vision and the critique of the vision, at once and as the same thing—to the level of form. I am American, petit bourgeois, and doubtless too sincere. Groys’s main example of postutopian art, by contrast, is the witty painting by Melamid and Komar that adorns his book’s cover: a stolid realist portrait of the Yalta conference with Spielberg’s E.T. sitting in place of Roosevelt and Hitler behind Stalin and the alien with a shushing finger to his lips. About what does Hitler enjoin silence?

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[ao3feed-bakusquad]

Ochako, Do It for the Vine

Ochako, do it for the vine by Redvka

“All right! This is the plan: I'm gonna pedal like a crazy bitch.”

“Mina, no-”

“WE'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST E.T. COSPLAY IN HISTORY!”

Words: 693, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Uraraka Ochako, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo, Asui Tsuyu

Additional Tags: GirlSquad, Bad Ideas, bets cosplay ever, E.T. the extraterrestrial, Suck my non-existent dick Elliot, Jirou'll be the next Steven Spielberg, Mina doesn't fear death, nor does Tooru, girls now how to have fun, and do slightly illegal things, Tsuyu is a memera, don't know how to translate that word, this is a translation btw, theres a joke I couldnt translate, it's just in the spanish version, it involves bakugo's underwear, Everybody Hates Mineta, As it should be, Attempt at Humor

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32721322

[kaeyas-beloved]

Alien Queen - Mina Ashido {Playlist}

Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels - Todrick Hall

Fake ID - Riton, Kah-Lo

Just Dance - Lady Gaga, Colby O’Donis

E.T - Katy Perry, Kanye West

A Little Party Never Killed Anybody (All We Got) - Fergie, Q-Tip, GoonRock

Pretty Girl - Cheat Codes X CADE Remix - Maggie Lindemann, CADE, Cheat Codes

Horns - Bryce Fox

It’s on Spotify too!

*Aesthetic Moodboard made by me* 

*Sorry it’s so short T_T*

[rogeriolopesfagundes]

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[ao3feed-hitoshi-shinsou]

E.T.

E.T. by babbling brooke books

Space, fashion, loud music, Shinsou Hitoshi - what could go wrong? Or rather, what could go right for Kaminari? Jirou's music ideas may just help him, no matter what her and Mina decide to dress him in for the occasion.

Words: 1126, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of BNHA Band AU

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jirou Kyouka, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakusquad - Character

Relationships: Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Singer Kaminari Denki, Drummer Bakugou Katsuki, Implied Sexual Content, Implied Relationships, band au, Musician Jirou Kyouka, Jirou Kyouka is a Good Friend, Alien Culture, Outer Space

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/21699172

[ao3feed-shinkami]

E.T.

by babbling_brooke_books

Space, fashion, loud music, Shinsou Hitoshi - what could go wrong? Or rather, what could go right for Kaminari? Jirou's music ideas may just help him, no matter what her and Mina decide to dress him in for the occasion.

Words: 1126, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of BNHA Band AU

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jirou Kyouka, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakusquad - Character

Relationships: Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Singer Kaminari Denki, Drummer Bakugou Katsuki, Implied Sexual Content, Implied Relationships, band au, Musician Jirou Kyouka, Jirou Kyouka is a Good Friend, Alien Culture, Outer Space

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/21699172

[raquel-almeida]

De @dodoazevedo: Ok ok ok ok. Digamos que o novo ministro da educação obrigue aos professores de História a dizerem que a ditadura militar não aconteceu. Digamos que obrigue a todos os biólogos a dizerem que Adão e Eva e a maçã. Digamos que nos obrigue a ensinar que a terra é plana. Para bem suceder na lobotomização dos nossos filhos, para convencê-los de mentiras, o Brasil precisa fechar-se como o Irã. Como a Coréia do Norte. Se estiver aberto como os EUA (que por isso são doidos para fechar-se, por isso esse papinho de globalismo), não rola. A terra é redonda, a ditadura existiu e Darwin também. Qualquer computador ou celular com internet vai revelar isso para os filhos da era Bolsonaro. A vida na rua vai reeduca-lo. Como reeducou a mim, hoje professor, mas filho da era Médici. E nem tinha internet. Aprendi educação moral e cívica e todos os hinos. Mas bastou colocar os pé no mundo que aprendi que o nacionalismo, qualquer nacionalismo, fedia mail. Aprendi o que os militares não queriam, respeitar a diferença, vendo E.T. do Spielberg no cinema. Lendo gibi dos X-Men. E dentro de sala de aula. O ministro da educação não faz ideia, mas uma aula em uma sala de aula é algo que torna tempo e espaços relativos. Há toneladas de comunicação nas entrelinhas do que é dito em sala de aula, e toneladas de informações nas entrelinhas do que é percebido em sala de aula. Além da própria sala de aula ser, mesmo durante uma aula, fisicamente do tamanho do mundo. Não adianta obrigar o professor a dizer o que ele não acredita. O professor pode até dizer, isso pode ser até cobrado em prova. Mas o aluno vai sempre entender que na verdade o professor acredita em outra coisa. Um professor ensina toneladas para além do verbo. E tem a rapaziada do slam. As mina preta. As sapata fora do armário. Os gay tudo. Pablo Vittar. O baile todo. Isso não tem mais volta. É o bonde dos conscientes. Na minha época, Lauro Corona morreu sem poder revelar sua sexualidade. E Renato Russo, e Cazuza. Fora os anônimos invisíveis porque de periferia. Era tudo um horror. Um horror mais na prática. [continua nos comentários] #ninguemsoltaamaodeninguem https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlBQdsH7Gp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sub7rdtcpczj