#Ever again

[corruptionprincess]

i would honestly rather watch shane and ryan filming powerpoints in a basement with one camera angle and overhead lighting before paying for a whole streaming service

[cringefailvox]

ideal radiostatic relationship progression for me personally is friends to enemies to codependency

[ardentpoop]

ppl being like “why was the concept of sam as the Boy King of hell so short-lived”

bc sam never wanted that shit lmao everything abt that role repulses him to his core. the only way he would’ve ended up on that throne was non-consensually.

[ehatnow]

I love how everyone has been just. Shitting on this one sprite of Longan because OH LORD WHY THEY LOOK LIKE THAT

[herinactivity]

i've come out the other side of a paralysing crush on a boy and am returning to my roots: frank hardy

[hirunoka]

Precious human being 💚💚💚

[lee-isnotcool]

hey guys! i read too much fanfiction (surprise surprise) and i wanted to do something new so I thought hey why not start reviewing the fics i read for my glorious 25 followers?? anyway, here is the first one:

Fic: The Road Not Taken - Chapter 1 - MollyMaryMarie - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

Author: @mollymarymarie

Length: 88k words (shortfic)

Ship: Wolfstar, background jily

Spice content: There's more innuendos than anything else, but there is some heated kissing as well as one explicit scene at the very end.

Premise: Muggle AU where Remus turned down Sirius's marraige proposal when they were in their late teens because he wanted Sirius to pursue his dream of being a pop star. Sirius leaves for London and becomes hugely famous. He returns to their hometown ten years later because Jily are having a baby and asked him to be the godfather. Those little shits also asked Remus to be the godfather, and having Wolfstar in the same town causes chaos, and (very) mutual pining ensues.

Review (me rambling): UGHHHHHH i love this fic so so much. this is the third (?) shortfic by this author i've read and i have loved every single one. they have like 30 different HP universe fics and oh my god its a treasure trove. GUYS THIS FIC- i know we've all probably read too many band AU fics but this one is absolutely worth it OHHHH MY GOD- anyway, remus owns a chocolate shop. with pete. next to marlene (and dorcas)'s coffee shop/cafe. URGHGHGHGHHHGHG. regulus's role in this fic is small, but i LOVE his and sirius' dynamic. there is also so much wolfstar pining. bro jily pete and reg are all like 'GET OVER YOURSELF AND TALK TO HIM' and wolfstar are both like 'nooo, its been too long, he won't love me back any more' (we all know how that ends up) and its just so cute.

[ughgoaway]

re: last ask about george’s fingers

imagine him using his fingers to ‘stretch’ your mouth before he fucks it…

“that’s it… atta girl, taking my fingers so well.. think your little mouth is ready for me now? not gonna gag round me whilst i fuck you here, are you? no? that’s what i thought..”

i need a lie down oh my goddddd

anon shut the fuck up this is gonna make me kill someone. like I'm not kidding. This is making me actually insane. idk who you are, but if you're not writing smut, you need to. this dialogue... I'm vibrating fucking HELL

he'd be SO patronising about it, so faux sweet. "gotta make you nice and ready for me, angel, don't wanna have you gagging too much, do we? haven't ever had a real man in that pretty little throat, hmm? you don't know how to take it." and "gotta train you. You gonna be a good girl and take me all? yeah? not gonna gag around me, are you? that's what I thought, good girl" (had to include that bit of dialogue because it actually rearranged my brain.) maybe even saying shit about, "what would your friends think of this, hmm? choking on my fingers so you can take my cock like a real slut. always wanna put on a good show f'me." & "you ready for me to fuck you there? course you are, always wanna be full of me" (once again... you're insane for that dialogue.)

but also him praising you whilst you take more and more of his fingers inside, "That's it, only a little more now. such a pretty girl drooling over my fingers." & "Good stretch baby, breathe for me. that's it." whilst watching you grin around his digits.

and then him actually fucking your throat?? oh he'd be NASTY. "that's it. what a good whore. practised so well for me. took all my fingers and now look at you, taking all of me in so well. fuckkkk- that's it." whilst he grips your head and starts fucking your throat harsher. every time you gag, he pulls on your hair a little, and you come back to him. maybe he even sticks a finger in your mouth alongside his dick, reminding you how much you wanted to be good for him.

anyway, I won't be sleeping now. anon, you will be hearing from my lawyer, this is insane.

[heroes-trash]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, BEING SAD IS CANCELLED FOREVER

[iwannascreameurekaa]

I don't understand how any of the seven get so much hate. They all have amazing characteristics, designs, personalities, backgrounds, etc. 

so I'm gonna explain why they're all amazing

Yay

Percy

Percy is the main character to the first five books so he has the most information shown about him than the seven since we read from his point of view in pjo and the Olympians. His whole thing of loyalty is incredible and the things he risked to save people he barely knew made him an amazing protagonist. 

Annabeth

Hello??? I know she's smart but that's not her only characteristic. She's blinded by her own powers and doesn't know how to handle things thrown at her when she can only rely on her emotions which is amazing cause ME TOO GIRLY she's a badass who also went through so much during HOO 

Leo

Built a whole ass ship, was manipulated and controlled into KILLING HIS OWN MOTHER OMGS MY HEART, was always singled out and felt like he didn't belong, SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HIS FRIENDS, and so much more!!!

Jason

This is where ima start defending for my life bc people who say Jason is boring don't understand his story. He was taken from his home, raised by wolves until he was around 2/3, raised the rest of his life until his was 16 in a camp where he was trained to be an actual child soldier, kidnapped and had his memory erased, watched his best friend DIE, and died for his other best friend !!! WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT????? OFC HES GOING TO BE BORING HE DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS OR WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

Piper

I will hold you by the shoulders and stare directly into your soul until you give me a good reason to hate Piper bc she did nothing wrong. She just wanted her father's love and she never got it so what happened? She was sent or a wilderness camp where she was also manipulated into believing a random boy was her bf which entirely messed her up and it took her MONTHS ALMOST A YEAR to realize that she didn't have the feelings she was lead to believe. THEN SHE SAW HER EX HER BSF DIE IN FRONT OF HER????? I WOULD BE RUINED AFTER THAT OMGS 

Hazel

Excuse me, didn't she DIE in the 1940s to prevent the world from ending, came back, only to have to save the world AGAIN??? Not to mention that fact that she was bullied and harassed all her life before and after her death. Before her death she was always treated like the devil bc of her curse, even by her own mother. Her mom even neglected Hazel which is something NO ONE SEEMS TO TALK ABOUT. Then she has an unknown brother save her from the underworld and have to completely rebuild her life from scratch. At new rome she still wasn't treated right and was left out and made out to be a weird girl just like her old life. Tbh if that was me I wouldn't be shaking crying every time I saw someone. Also she learned how to control the mist which is pretty fricking cool okay I love her 

Frank

Let's just point out the obvious first. The reason Frank is not one of the most loved characters is because he is/was chubby. I'll say it, that is the reason. If he was skinny/fit more people would love him. That's probably why Rick did the transformation thingy thing where Frank got all buff. Which sucks because Frank is incredible and having one of the only character that's not skinny or muscly or as conventionally attractive have to change to those things just to be slightly more popular is STUPID!!!! I'm not hating on Rick I'm honestly hating on the fans who didn't love Frank because of the fact that he was chubby, whether they knew that was the reason they didn't like him as much as the other seven or not. His story is incredible. His mom going to war and her dying made my heart break while reading. his entire life force being attached to a piece of wood, so easy to be burned to nothingness, is SO GOOD. His awkwardness is so refreshing to see when characters are often portrayed as nonchalant and cool when in reality we're all losers 😭 

Really, there's no real reasons to hate any of the seven. You can have favorites, I have my favorites of course, but putting the other seven down doesn't do anything. You're just an asshole. 

[trjslimeball]

i will be the most diabolical person alive when paladin strait mv drops

[intriga-hounds]

i never posted this photo of sivi copiloting on the way home from silkenfest. the crates were taken and he’d gotten crushed in the back on the drive up, so on the way back he happily took me up on riding shotgun. i remember when i first got him, i had these visions of us in the car together, him in a harness with his head out the cracked window. i wanted a sticker that said “co-pilot” to put at the top of the passenger window so when i rolled it down, it would be right under his face. well, i ended up getting the most carsick puppy there ever was and for a full year he couldn’t ride in the car in any way without salivating profusely and/or throwing up. until he was two, he was terrified of the car. now he’s six, almost seven, and i finally have my copilot, except now i’m fretful and have the dogs ride in crates if i can help it.

[pcktknife]

the cords don't reach I hate this fucking house

[hischierschain]

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[lilacthebooklover]

@charismabee and i have a sacred rule around shipping. it is simple, undeniable, unbreakable. it is that "rivals" is nothing more than secret code for "lovers". this has infected so many of my fandoms, turned everything on its head. my brain is infested with crackships that somehow make sense. it's reached a point where i can no longer read the word "rival" without viewing it under this lens. ah, yes, the rivals from my favourite book as a kid? they're GAY. the childhood best friend lawyers who became rivals out of circumstance? they're GAY. the cringefail anime fan and the jock he's declared his greatest rival? they're GAY. the embodiment of truth and purity and the evil, deceit-centred parallel to his soul? they're GAY. the list goes on.

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]