#Evil witch Kitty au

[comfymoth]

i kinda wanna work on one of my aus but. well. see. the problem is i have like 50 of them and a decision making disease

[love-belle]

tujhe kitna chahne lage !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which the entire world is convinced that they do not like each other but it's actually quite the opposite.

or

for when they make you go crazy in a good way. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lando norris x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - another desi!reader bc why the fuck not!!!!!! hope you like it, i love you so much <3

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yourusername lando norizz said i sparkled (derogatory)

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username NAH MARRY ME RN

username sirf ek chance plzzz (just one chance please)

username MAATE???? ( mother )

username OH MY GOD

username nah im in love what yhe fuxk

carmenmmundt you shine ❤️‍🔥

*liked by yourusername*

username THAT LEHNGA THOUGH

username traditional clothes hit different and that's just facts

username hayeee nazar na lage ( no evil eye )

username SHE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

username lando rn: ur a vampire

-> username forgive me in my head that was wayyyyy more funny

username marry me PLEASE

carlossainz55 i'm blinded

-> yourusername STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SEQUINS

-> landonorris only i'm allowed to make fun of her so back off sainz

-> carlossainz55 child i taught you everything you know now

-> landonorris OMG DAD STOP EMBARASSING ME

-> yourusername i'm blocking both of u

username she's so W

username traditions attire 🔛🔝

username i love all the drivers just randomly popping up on her post and leaving after pissing her off like that's MY source of entertainment and serotonin

username mother slays 🔥🔥🔥

mickschumacher your aunt (???) is setting me up with her daughter help

-> yourusername walk AWAY

username not the desi aunties trying to play matchmaker 💀💀💀

username i love her so much omg

username waiting for lando's comments before going on with my day like it's the morning news or something

landonorris you DO sparkle

-> landonorris disco light like looking witch

-> yourusername i'm honestly gonna go and tell lewis that ur being mean to me

-> landonorris WAIT NO

landonorris you sparkle (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)

-> yourusername here lewishamilton

-> lewishamilton lando no

-> landonorris I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING

landonorris imagine wearing silver on silver

-> yourusername you wear dumb on stupid everyday do u see me complaining

-> usernme nah she gagged him

landonorris boo 👎👎👎

-> yourusername ur so obsessed with me ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ go on 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏 log out 💯💯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😘😘😘

username they make me so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username i want what they have

username just make out already

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landonorris when y/n managed to *not* burn the kitchen down while boiling water

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username lando babe this js proves that you're all sunshine and smiles when it comes to her

username they hate each other???? lol

username nah what in the enemies to lovera shit is this

username HIS SMILE OMG

username sunshine boy

username he's so adorable

username nah they're definitely together

charles_leclerc says the one who burned the hello kitten mittens

-> landonorris IT WAS AN ACCIDENT and YOUR hello kitty mittens

-> charles_leclerc LANDO WE AGREED TO KEEP THAT OFF THE INTERNET

-> username me randomly discovering that charles loves hello kitty in the comments of a post about y/n from lando is so wild if u think about it

username hiii im new to f1 can someone please explain who y/n is and why do lando and her hate each other :)

-> username ofc angel <3 she's the daughter of one of the BIGGEST sponsors for f1 and she's like very close with most of the drivers and their partners and attends as many races as she can!!!!

-> username lando and her have had a very *rocky* relationship since the beginning bc the first time they met, lando pushed her into the pool and then she pushed him into a fountain so !!

-> username they're all currently in india atm bc y/n's sister is getting married and it's like the event of the decade!!!!!!!

-> username NO BC THAT FOUNTAIN CLIP WOULD FOREVER BE ICONIC

danielricciardo this is not helpful in beating the crush allegations !

-> landonorris shut the fuck up !

username he's so ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

username not danny ric calling him out

username this comments section is WILD

username they're together idgaf they HAVE to be

username atp they're just playing with us

username no bc lando and y/n are SO iconic like from the moment they met to here like all of their public interactions are so entertaining

-> username one of them is always ready to throw hands with the other one and most of the time it's y/n

-> username nah bc i know my girl is DONE with his shit

yourusername you forgot how to crack an egg.

-> landonorris YOU CRACKED AN EGG ON MY FOREHEAD

-> yourusername HOW IS THAT RELEVANT RIGHT NOW

yourusername *when y/n is actually the love of my life

-> landonorris hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! babe what!!!!!!!!!

-> danielricciardo both of you are so dumb 😭😭😭

-> maxverstappen1 oh my god

-> charles_leclerc what just happened

-> username "babe" SAY WHAT

username im gonna go and walk my fish

-> username i suddenly need to iron air

username they're idiots (affectionate)

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yourusername tujhe kitna chahne lage ( just how much i love you )

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landonorris she's mean but she buys me chocolate so ❤️

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username AHHHSHHSHSHD

username i am not okay

username IM SO

username HER.

username im heartbroken 💔💔💔💔💔💔 both of my parasocial relationships gone just like that

username nah bc she can fuck me up and i would say thank u and sorry for wasting your time

maxverstappen1 she's mean to all of us but she doesn't get us shit

-> yourusername aren't you like a millionaire

-> maxverstappen1 SO ARE YOU

-> yourusername lol i get p and kelly chocolates

-> kellypiquet 🥰

-> maxverstappen1 you're never getting to babysit p ever again

-> yourusername WAIT NO I'M SO SORRY

username they both said fuck soft launch

username ENEMIES TO LOVERS

username apna time aayega ( our time will come )

danielricciardo idk she makes me chai

-> landonorris didn't she almost hit you with a rolling pin because you said "chai tea"

-> yourusername it was honestly so deserved

-> danielricciardo i am TRAUMATIZED

username LOOK!! AT!! THEM!!

username we've come so far oh my god

username y/n posting a couple dumb pictures of lando and a cute one of them together and then disabling the comments while lando posts these MASTERPIECES is so on brand of them

-> username cool gf 🤝 obsessed bf

yourusername i am NOT mean

-> landonorris sure

-> yourusername im not!!!!!!!!!!

-> landonorris sure!!!!!!!!!

yourusername love u ig

-> landonorris guess again

-> yourusername I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH

-> landonorris k

-> yourusername blocked

yourusername hey ur kinda pretty

-> landonorris hey you're very pretty

username THESE BITCHES

username i feel like i've entered an alternate dimension

username ngl im gonna miss y/n and lando shit talking each other

[musiclover638]

Nightcrawler Fanfiction

Here's a few fanfictions with Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler as the main character. Since's he's not in X-Men '97 enough. These are one's that I have found over the years and enjoy quite a bit. Bonus, they are all completed. (Some are from Fanfiction.net and some are from AO3) These mainly range from X-men Evolution and the X-men movies.

Kurt of the Brotherhood Kurt is ordered to leave his home in Bavaria, and travel to America, to meet with his biological mother and the Brotherhood of Evil mutants. While he initially dislikes everything about the new life that was forced upon him, he does grow to like the X-Men, particularly a young female with the ability to phase through objects... https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10818048/1/Kurt-of-the-Brotherhood

Like Father, Like Son? Mystique stands on the bridge, holding the crying baby in her arms. The wolves had finally caught up to her. Taking a step back, she stumbles, and accidentally drops the baby over the edge! "NO!" She screams, turning around just in time to see a flash of red smoke, followed by the smell of sulfur. AU What if Kurt had been raised by his real father, Azazel? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10412314/6/Like-Father-Like-Son

Salem Bayville YAY! Productions presents: Salem Bayville Revised! Mutants are witches, witches are burned! The story of Kurt and Amanda's love, trialed by fire, memory loss, and...Azazel! You liked it originally, you'll love it now! See how Kurt & Amanda actually met & fell in love! Extreme detailed account! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8194381/1/Salem-Bayville

If I Fell Kurt's mysterious past finally catches up with him, but with these revelations comes a much darker foe. Will his fellow X-Men be able to save Kurt from his inner demons? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5375373/1/If-I-Fell

The Demon of Bayville – An XMen Evolution, Beauty Set in an Alternative Universe, with elements from both the X-Men Evolution and comic universe, the Demon of Bayville has become a creature of myth and legend. Kitty Pryde, a young and inexperienced X-woman is sent on a mission to destroy this creature. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6578172/1/The-Demon-of-Bayville-An-XMen-Evolution-Beauty

I'm Not a Demon, I'm Not What was the real reason Kurt didn't tell anyone he was a mutant in Day of Recovery? What if there was more to it than he just wanted to be seen as normal for a while longer? Here is what might have happened. No pairings. Violence in later chapters. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4258340/1/I-m-Not-a-Demon-I-m-Not I highly recommend this one. It's my favorite!

Baby Blue Marie wanted a baby, she just didn't expect to find one in the river. Baby!Kurt fic one-shot EDITED https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4370992/1/Baby-Blue

Gone Mystique can't get over the night when she dropped Kurt in the river. She visits her yearold son and secretly watches him, wondering if they belong in each other's lives. Just a short, cute little Kurt and Mystique story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1744079/1/Gone

Spanish Moss This is a whumptober fic. Kurt Wagner has left home for the first time, to pursue a job with a Florida circus that from the outside, seems like a great deal. He'll get to travel parts of the world he's never seen before, all while performing aerial stunts as a flyer in the circus. Until he arrives and realizes this circus isn't as great as it seems. https://archiveofourown.org/works/50473174

It's Nice to Have a Friend Kitty's first days at the Xavier Institute: getting caught up on the sophomore English syllabus, awkwardly making friends with the German exchange student/fellow baby X-Man, and trying to figure out what strange blue creature is haunting the halls of the Institute at night. https://archiveofourown.org/works/23365669/chapters/55982974

this sky, too, is folding under you Nice things keep happening to Kurt. He wants to know why. https://archiveofourown.org/works/8657479

Human Touch An alternative beginning on how Apocalypse Kurt joined the X men. No pairings, just lots of friendship and cuddling https://archiveofourown.org/works/7701067/chapters/17546311 This one is surprising cute.

Like Looking into a Mirror With the rest of the Brotherhood gone or captured, Raven is alone when she gives birth to her son, a beautiful young boy with blue skin and yellow eyes - a boy who will never fit in with the wider public. So, she decides to leave him with a circus where he will be safe. For the next few years, Raven fights for her people and never looks back. That is, until the threat of En Sabah Nur and his horsemen once again reunites her with Charles, with Erik - and with her son, a member of Charles' new X-Men. And if there is anything Charles is good at, it's bringing lost children and parents back together. https://archiveofourown.org/works/32765203

[starry-skies-116]

Jack's Best Quotes (My AU)

“Ohh- the terminal appears to be having some sort of existential crisis!”

*** “Blah blah blah- you think I give a gosh diggity darn about your evil monologue baloney?”

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“Yeah- let’s break some laws!”

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“Oh no- I’ve been caught! Quick- pretend I’m the floor!”

*** (to Miko) “Strange. Usually there’s a plague of insects that follow witches around wherever they go.”

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“No better way to start off the summer break than with explosions and space lasers and war crimes, am I right?”

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“Please have cool armor, please have cool armor, please have cool armor!” ***

“Ten-four- Captain Jack here with Echo, Delta, Alpha! What’s your twenty? Over!”

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“Ohh, what do I do? I don’t wanna get charged for window manslaughter!”

*** Decepticon: “Hey!” Jack: “Hey yourself!”

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“Oi-oi, I found some alien technology- I’m gonna put my face in it!”

*** “Permission to appear in your nightmares, good sir?”

*** “Whoosh- bam- kapow! Zap! Boom-boom!”

*** “It sparkles and shimmers- it shines and delights! Ohh- I must have its insides as my treasure!”

*** “Roar- don’t mess with me! This kitty’s got claws and he’s not afraid to use ‘em!”

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“Weakness? Bah- weakness my foot! So what if they think you’ve gone soft? The heart’s a muscle- it’ll be no good if you don’t use it!”

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“Behold- the man, the legend, Captain Avery himself- leader of the Arbiter Quintet and defender of the universe! And also my entire childhood, of course- but that’s another story.” ***

(to Miko) “Speak of the devil and she shall appear, they say.”

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“Okay- think, Jack, think. What do you do when you break the door with your bare hands on complete accident?”

*** “Ah- to be young and clinically insane again, am I right?”

*** (while dumpster diving) “Don’t mind me- just channeling my inner racoon…”

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“Eh- wouldn’t be the first time I thought ‘that might kill me’ and done it anyway. What’s one more bad idea to add to the pile?”

[adrianasunderworld]

EAH au is interesting. Let me ask some. Who will likely be royals and rebels? I can tell Chenya being a rebel like Kitty who is the same as his mom but doesn't mind to rebel, Riddle being royal make sense to follow the rules, Rook being rebel because he rather follow the queen, and Ace being rebel because didn't like to follow the queen while Deuce is royal inorder to help his mom. What about Silver's relationship with the Diasomnia? I can tell he will likely be friends with them and a chance he will be a rebel as he rather follow them as a knight instead of attacking them. And Grim's role in the story? I also think Ortho being like Poppy, son of Hades yet doesn't have a destiny unlike his brother.

So I think some of the characters follow the alignment of their counterpart. So Neige,like Apple, is a Royal, while Vil is a Rebel like Raven. Like you said, Che'nya, like Kitty is a Rebel as well.

I think Ace and Deuce are destined to be henchmen/card soldiers to the Queen of Hearts. Like in Ever After High, something is wrong with Wonderland and a lot of the Wonderlanders cannot go back and that effects everyone in different ways.

My thought for Silver is that he is the son of Sleeping Beauty and that is his destiny. But something happened to his parents, maybe they passed or got cursed or they are simply busy being king and queen, and Lilia, who is one of the fairies that blessed Sleeping Beauty as a baby, raised him because he was close to Silvers bio parents. So they still have that father/son relationship but there is no mystery to Silvers origins. I think Silver is a Rebel. Because like Briar, he is extremely aware that he is going to miss out on a lot of things when he lives out his story. A century is going and everyone he knows is going to be gone, and there is no guarantee Lilia or Malleus will be there when he wakes up. So I think Silver is very conflicted. He feels he has to live out his mother's legacy even though he really really does not want to. Despite everyone thinking Malleus is purely evil because of his destiny, Silver knows better. Lilia was also close to the thorn fairy, Malleus mom, so he and Silver grew up around each other and get along. Idk what Sebeks destiny should be yet. Either he comes from a long line of background henchmen to villains and he's very proud of that. Or maybe he's the son of Tick Tock the Croc from Peter Pan, but again all their parents are friends so they grew up together.

Ortho, yeah I think that makes the most sense. He has no destiny, so he attends EAH because he's still the son of a story character, but he has no destiny and assumes he'll be some generic character or be an advisor of some sort to his brother when he becomes king.

Idia I think is a Rebel or Roybel, because he doesn't care about being king. If Hades is his story parent, that means he has to take part in a couple of stories, not just one. Like the kidnapping of his Persephone, dealing with Hercules, the whole Orpheus thing, etc. He doesn't want to be doing all of that.

Azul I would say is a Royal. He is perfectly happy with being the next Sea Witch, he's happy to make deals with people for his own benefit. Because this is the fairy tale world and not strictly the Disney animated universe, Azuls destiny is not a bad one, he doesn't lose anything, he's fine with his Destiny.

Jack as I said in a reblog of the original post is the Cerise in this and as such is a Rebel. the main difference being that it's reversed. Everyone knows Jack is the son of the Big Bad Wolf, but no one knows his mom is Little Red Riding Hood. He hates that he has to hide half of his identity and what his parentage means for his future, and wishes him and his parents didn't have to hide.

As for Grim, I think it would be a fun call back if Yuu was still from another world, but the Monster high world, and Grim is their companion.

I know there are a lot more characters but that what I got so far.

[rusakkowrites]

WIP folder game

@wurzelbertzwerg tagged me to share my WIP folder, so here goes! These are story ideas that I’ve somewhat actively worked on at some point – I also have several notebooks full of scribbled ideas, but fortunately they’re out of scope for this game.

If you would like to share the contents of your WIP folder, consider yourself tagged by me!

Fandoms that I’m currently active in

Pride and Prejudice

Childhood Friends AU: Darcy and Elizabeth meet in London when Elizabeth is eight years old and end up meeting again over the years for various reasons. Probably won’t be finished because the plot involves some fanon-based characterisations and unrealistic scenarios that I don’t like anymore.

Different conversation at the inn AU: A short canon divergence in which Darcy can’t bear seeing Elizabeth in distress and ends up confessing his plan to find Lydia and Wickham. This leads to an earlier romantic resolution.

Elizabeth de Bourgh AU: AU in which Elizabeth’s father was Sir Lewis’s younger brother, who broke with his family, and her mother was Mr Bennet’s cousin. She’s been raised by the Bennets after being orphaned. When she’s 19 or 20, her paternal relatives take a renewed interest in her after she gets a surprise inheritance. Probably won’t be finished. (I actually also have some notes for a different AU in which Elizabeth is related to both the Bennets and the de Bourghs in a slightly less convoluted way – that one I might actually try to work on at some point.)

Hogwarts AU: An AU in which all the Austen characters are witches and wizards, mixing and matching plot elements from Pride and Prejudice and Harry Potter. Currently on the back burner because I feel conflicted about writing or posting anything related to J.K. Rowling.

Kitty thinks Darcy is evil AU: A Pride and Prejudice sequel from Kitty’s point of view, featuring lots of ridiculous misunderstandings on Kitty’s part.

Pride and Prejudice and Compound Interest: A short exploration of the potential financial futures of Elizabeth, Lydia and Charlotte. I have a complete draft of this one, but I feel like it would require more research before I’m willing to post it, and I’m not really motivated to do said research at the moment.

Animorphs AU: Darcy’s proposal to Elizabeth is interrupted when an injured alien crashes his spaceship in Mr Collins’s vegetable garden. I have lots of ideas and snippets for this one, but the scope creep became kind of intimidating, so I don’t know if I’ll ever finish any part of this story.

Emma

Snowed in AU: An AU in which the Woodhouses, the Knightleys and Mr Elton do get snowed in at Randalls on Christmas Eve. Mr Elton drinks more wine than in canon, his proposal is even worse, and events butterfly away from there. This one I’m actually actively working on at the moment (but that doesn’t necessarily mean it will ever be finished).

P&P + Emma crossover

P&P + Emma: Elizabeth’s trip with the Gardiners is cancelled and she persuades her father to forbid Lydia’s trip to Brighton, so the meeting at Pemberley doesn’t happen and Lydia never elopes. Instead, Elizabeth is invited by the Gardiners to visit some of their relatives in a little town called Highbury – and coincidentally, Mr Darcy and his sister happen to have family there too. The additional characters cause further complications in the already convoluted plot of Emma.

Northanger Abbey

To Rip What You Sew: A very short little Henry/Catherine piece inspired by a stupid pun. I need to find a suitable Gothic novel to reference before moving forward with this one.

April Lady (Georgette Heyer)

April Lady canon divergence: I actually have a preliminary summary for this one: “A dresser’s discretion and a kiss that is not interrupted put Lord and Lady Cardross on a different path towards reconciliation.” I’ve got most of the story written, but it’s been sitting and waiting for editing inspiration for a few years because I wasn’t quite happy with some parts of the plot.

Permanently abandoned WIPs from fandoms that I’ve moved away from

Yuri!!! On Ice

Yuuri of Green Gables: An AU idea inspired by L.M. Montgomery’s works. I only have a very vague recollection of what the plot was supposed to be, but I remember that it would have spanned from Yuuri’s childhood through his university years and that Yuuri became an artist. There was also a dramatic romantic resolution involving a broken engagement. I also had plans for a sequel that involved Yuuri getting measles and hallucinating. All in all it was a sprawling project that never got much beyond a 12,000-word bullet point plan and a few draft scenes.

Stand Still, Stay Silent

A Dangerous Midsummer: An AU in which Emil went to Finland with a group of cleansers after the first adventure and (of course) ended up working with Lalli. I remember that the story involved troll-hunting shenanigans, swamps, midsummer traditions and eventual romance.

Bedtime stories and lullabies: A story about Onni’s childhood, exploring his relationship with his family through bedtime stories and lullabies.

Tuuli Hollola: A fic about Tuuli Hollola from Kaino’s perspective.

Side effects: A story from Year 0 told through clinical trial documentation.

The Swedish mage: A story about a Swedish original character who accidentally found out that he was a mage during a visit to Norway. I remember that the dreamworld was involved, but I think I hadn’t quite worked out the entire plot when I abandoned the story.

I generally only post stories that are completely or almost completely pre-written, so these WIPs fortunately aren’t sitting abandoned on AO3 causing me stress. Most of them will probably never see the light of day, but they were fun to work on nonetheless!

[into-the-miracleverse]

Into the Miracleverse Rewrite:

Into the Miracleverse Rewrite:

After watching the actual special, I decided to change some of the stuff on the project.

First Logan’s actual backstory (he is also getting a redesign. Mostly Hair and eye color to differentiate him from other OCs). Now he doesn’t have a codename for most universe through… some plot things.

Back on his world, Logan is the adopted son of Gabriel Agreste, and was given the miraculous of the rabbit to fight against the evil Supreme and his team of evil miraculous holders.

(I am trying to change things to make less complex to adapt the backstory to other universes).

To finally put an end to the evil rule, Betterfly kamikotizes March Hare into Onihare (omnipresence + hare) so that he can travel between universes and find help.

The catch? The evil holders use the rooster to follow him.

Now, it’s running against the clock to save his universe… but, Logan will also take the chance to actually find out more about his family. They can’t be dead in all universes, right? Sadly, this innocent nice boy (he is now nice and innocent in reverse, and bitter in the majority) will find out that his life would be happier if he never did… (it involves a deadbeat Paranormal Hunter Father, an Evil Witch Mother and 2 versions of him that are villains).

Another thing I am changing is the order of the AUs. The order is: Reverse AU (duh), Scarabella and Kitty Noir (canon), Introvert Powers (@shylittlefrogg), Nier Noir AU (@beebeebombam), Kitty Claws and Scarabee (@a-chlolix-blog) Scarlet Lady (@zoe-oneesama), Mister Bug and Ladynoir, Miraculous Descendant (@natedogx15), Coccinella Au (@nionom-art) and the scariest of them all… Canon.

Again, any complaints will be kindly accepted by the original creators.

I will update the list of multiverse soon.

[lovelyprincessn64]

Halloween request event

Come one and Come all today is spook mouth all day and night and this year I want to give everyone a special event for a holiday of horror and nostalgia.

Welcome to the Halloween party to request for any horror of your choice and to your heart desires and here are the choices:

Creepypastas and pokepastas

Crospe Groom Vincent Valentine anniversary

Spooky Mouth

Horror games and movies pules tv shows

Day of the dead

Celebrating the FNAF movie

Characters cosplaying

Halloween party

Trick or treat

Prompts of your choice (it has to be spooky theme)

AUs

Pumpkin patch

folklore

Monsters

Suff form your childhood or nostalgia

Retro

Fan made monster high skullector dolls

Fanasy horror

Dead in the night

20. Any thing horror related

21. Gruesome faith

22. Yandere nightmare

23. Fan art of fan made horror games

24. Lots of blood and gore

25. Gothic style

26. Fall / autumn

27. Vacation to nightmare

28. Apocalypse

29. Dark desire

30. Monster fright

31. Hypnos lullaby tribute

32. Friday the 13th

33. Candy

34. Horror anime shows

35. Japan Halloween theme

36. Your ocs

37. Black and white horror Style

38. Tim Burton

39. Disney's Halloween theme movies

40. Bloody movie theater

41. Bloody snacks

42. mcdonald's boo buckets

43. Halloween specials

44. Vincent Valentine's birthday

45. L's Birthday

46. Bakery hell

47. Pumpkin spice latte

48. treehouse of horror

49. Childhood trauma

51. Tails's birthday and Tankman birthday

52. Monster Mash

53. sweetest of dreams

54. Night of the nuns

55. Ladies night

56. Sweet as sugar

57. Cafe nights

58. Fortunes of misfortunes

59. Last night at the Christmas party

60. Everless night

61. Final Call of a final girl

62. Death by Grimace Shake

63. Cupcakes

64. Eddsworld

65. R.I.P in pieces

66. Nightmare night

67. Five nights of fun

68. Victims of blood lust

69. vocaloid of terror

70. Dawn of the box office

71. Build a bitch

72. Doomsday

73. Winterwonder HorrorLand

74. Magician of mischievous

75. Tales of Horror Korean

76. Psychotic pharaoh

75. Animal crossing Halloween stuff

76. Cookie Run

77. Grave mistake

78. Lost CN episodes

79. Haunting Hour

80. Chills

81. Deadly sorrow

82. Night of the Woods

83. Come learn with Pibby

84. Fran bow

85. Garden of nightmares

86.🌡Blood n Honey 🍯

87. Random Encounters

88. Reflections

89. Deepest of regrets

90. Hell on kitty

91. Wii Deleted You

92. Jerry's basement

93. Toy Story Black Friday incident

94. Mario Madness

95. Baked alive

94. Dead Bart

95. Saturday of asphyxiation

96. Wonderland Massacre

97. Untold loneliness

98. Mr. Prinz's Pokemon Dusk & Pokémon Dawn also Pokémon Nightfall even Pokémon Nocturne including Pokémon Aurora along with Klaus and Dave even the dark Chronicles.

99. Cult Of The Lamb (some parts of it),

100. Splatoween Splatfest

101. Printer problems

102. The Phantom of the Opera

103. Soap opera genre

104. Dream yard of doom

105. Buried alive

106. Spider tea party time

107. Afterlife with Archie

108. The Walking Dead

109. Lost Silver

110. Evil Among Us

111. Rainbow Factory

112. What have I done

113. Old Chateau

114. Zardy's maze

115.Japan Halloween style

116. Ghosting you since 96

117. The bite of 87

118. Horrific Thanksgiving

119. Self aware genre

200. Earthbound Halloween hack

201. sonic channel

202. Balena Productions (some of it)

203. Tails gets trolled Halloween mod

204. Little Red Riding Hood zombie BBQ

205. Creepy dolls

206. Blood and Feathers

207. meatcanyon

208. happy birthday balvenie

209. Karamari Hospital

210. Halloween shit post

211. Unown King

212. Cursed Cat Alastor

213. Lady/ man in the mirror

214. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

215. Resident Evil

216. Spooky Redraws

217. The House of the Dead

218. Haunted Mansion

219. October birthdays

220. illbleed (it's a horror game)

221. Night of the consumers

222. Flesh Birds

223. Dino Crisis

224. Witch way

225. Eaten alive

226. Spookycore

227. No Escape

228. Goth Amy

229. Jack the Pumpkin King

230. Dear brother

231. Ben 10 Zombozo

232. Living Dead Boy / Girl

233. Monster Hunters

234. Nuns murder

235. The man that killed Halloween

236. After Dark

237. Little dark age

238. Calling All The Monsters

239. Turn the lights off

240. Thriller

241. Bloody Mary

242. Dead by Daylight

243. Spooky skeletons

244. Monsters under the bed

245. Charlie Brown Halloween special

246. Death comes at midnight

247. Black cats

248. Hocus Pocus

249. Radio demon

250. Overdue

251. Haunted by screams

252. Pandora's Box

253. Starve Eggman / starved characters

254. Ghostbusters (No 2016 version)

255. Nowhere to Run

256. Bloodpop

257. Plants vs Zombies

258. Main course

259. Genocide

260. Last Escape

261. Kill la kill anniversary

262. Shitno

263. Carnitrix

264. Blood stain ritual of the night

265. Suicide mickey.avi

266. Rain of Terror

267. Castlevania

268. Nightmare invasion

269. Deceased

270. City of the Dead

271. Scent of night

272. Look out!

273. Wind's Wreck

274. Children of the Night

275. Burger and Frights

276. Headless Horseman

277. Unborn's lullaby

278. There's always another night

279. Nebula

280. Reversion

281. Haunted by Screams

282. Living in the Dark

283. Moonlight Menschen

284. Hazbin hotel

285. One night at flumpty's 

286. Crimson head

287. I am not me

288. Silent Hill

289. Jack O'Lantern

290. Gorefield

291. Tofu Survivor

292. Grim Reaper

293. Grave robber

294. Scared Stupid

295. Mr. X

296. Don't feed it at midnight

297. Red Mist

298. Boogeyman

299. Ghost zone

300. What's your favorite scary movie

301. Thalassophobia

302. Mr. L

303. Death is part of life

304. Abandoned by Disney

305. He needs to eat

306. Why I'll never play a Mario game again

307. Appleyes

308. Body Gore

309. Black Ops Zombies

310. Dead space

311. Sleep experiment

312. Every copy is personalized

314. Sonic Generations beta

315. No mercy

316. Eyeless Jack

317. Slender Man

318. Ben drowned

319. Godzilla NES

320. Misfortune.gb

321. Glitchy red

322. Strangle red

323. I am Mr mix

324. Happiness for sale

325. Rap rat

326. Escape from Marywood

327. 1999

328. Rotten yellow

329. Zombreon

330. Pokemon Dead channel

331. Creepy Jigglypuff

332. Disabled can't sing (it's based off of a Pokemon Creepypasta about a Wigglytuff name disabled that cannot sing or use any Pokemon moves)

333. Please hurry

334. Sonic. exe

335. Bio crisis

336. Lisa Trevor

337. Circle you game

338. I hate you

339. Left unchecked

340. National Noodle Day

341. Boyfriend day

342. Abandoned loneliness

343. Pasta night

344. Bad ending friends

345. Evil art

346. Possessed Dawn

347. No you're not the one

348. I am not a clone

349. Goosebumps

350. Triple trouble

351. Sally.exe

352. Purple guy

353. King of five nights at Freddy's

354. Not everything as it seems

355. The murder of me

356. I'm pretty sure it's haunted

357. Luna game

358. Polybius

359. Lemon monster

360. Ed Edd n Eddy's boo haw haw

361. Las plagas

362. Ghost train

363. Resident Evil scrapped creatures

364. The Batman that laughs

365. Gregory's Horror Show

366. Deep fear

367. Faceless

368. Slendytubbies

369. Helluva boss

370. Carnival of Lost Souls

371. Vampire heart Draculaura

372. Why do ghouls fall in love

373. Sugar skeletons

374. Blood drive

375. Darkstalkers

376. Little red psycho Hood

377. #DRCL midnight children manga

378. Blood wash

379. She sways in her velvet dress

380. Keep going

381. Broken finger paradise

382. Horror tales patrick

383. Just gold

384. Survive the night

385. Hex Girls

386. Scooby-Doo Zombie Island (sequel to the movie not allowed)

387. Virus

388. Higurashi: when they cry

389. Hinamizawa syndrome

390. It's alive

391. Happy Fella

392. Harvest festival 64

393. Bonnie's Bakery

394. Morning coffee

395. Close at 2

396. Mouthwashing

397. Dr jekyll and Mr hyde

398. Fruit witches

399. Scoop room

400. YouTuber lumpy touch

401. Sleep paralysis

402. That's not my neighbour

403. Scarlet milk

404. Fundamental paper education

Disclaimer: be sure to read the rules before requesting please be thankful and understandable and civil thank you for reading and understanding.

Note: unlike normal requests you have to request horror theme or if your not interested you can always send a normal one.

Have fun ~🎃🎁

[fullofsunsetwhispers]

It's cute how Chase is constantly gushing to Wuya about Omi even when Omi isn't there. Practically talks her ear off about his tiny apprentice. I love it.

Glad you like it! I think it would be a nice running gag if the show ever got a continuation haha

Actually, I'm currently working on a drawing that would present the idea Chase is gushing about Omi to Wuya even at night, not letting her sleep xDDD

I can't say it would be Wuya/Chase roommate au because tbh it's canon xD I was just curious how they put up with each other under the same roof lol

So, I thought that through and came to the conclusion they manage to get on with each other as long as:

Chase lets Wuya watch her favorite shows without interruption. He isn't allowed to tell her any spoilers. If he did that, Wuya most probably would start throwing pillows at him. He's gotta pay for this, y'know?

Wuya can spend Chase's money on new clothes/gadgets from time to time. However, this is only possible once she did her share of chores. (she hates that but she would do anything for the money and Chase's permission to go out without the concern he would complain about it later)

and last but not least! They have a deal they can talk with each other on ANY TOPIC and the other side is not allowed to say anything that would trigger an argument.

That is, if Wuya wants to talk about the show Chase hates, he would listen to her, make a few comments and that's it. If Wuya wants to show Chase what has she bought (with his money lol) he has to keep his mouth shut and patiently go through a long story about sales, shops, and annoying customers.

But as we know both sides of the deal must keep their promises. In exchange for all these material goods (and the possibility to live in a cool evil lair that is simply a paradise) Wuya has to put up with Chase's monologues about cats (any cats tbh. Their discussion is either about Chase's wild cats, which were born as wild cats and their silly antics or several cat species that Chase has remembered in his long life). Each cat description would take 5 pages long so Wuya feels as if she was attending a lecture lol But some of the stories are indeed interesting so she's not complaining. Well, she CAN'T.

However, Wuya's patience is running out every time she hears the first mention of Omi. This man has no boundaries when there are Omi's adoration hours. He won't let Wuya leave the room until he's done talking about Omi.

'But Chase I would like to take a shower first' -Wuya would beg

But the Prince of darkness knows no mercy. - ' No. You have to sit that through. I'll convince you he's a perfect candidate for an apprentice and I'll present my whole curriculum especially designed for Omi's needs.' - Chase responds

Wuya: I know you like him but please it'll take only 15 minutes. Once I'm done, I'm all ears.

Chase, thinking: ... No, later I'm feeding the kitties. We should have that conversation right now.

Wuya, defeated: (sigh) If you must...

The problem is, Chase has bad timing almost always. He can gush about Omi during breakfast or dinner. He could randomly storm into Wuya's room every time she's busy or 'not prepared for guests', that is when she's in the middle of her beauty treatments.... But Chase is the most irritating when he pays her a visit at 4 am. He disregards the fact he has just woken her up. He has approached a tired witch to make her listen. It's his property anyway so he can enter her room whenever he wants. And he makes sure to take an advantage of that! Chase is not a talkative person, but oh boy. It's so hard to make him change the subject or convince him the world doesn't revolve around him and his desire for illegal adoption lol

All in all, Wuya has to pay a certain price for the possibility of living a high life thanks to Chase. Listening to Chase gushing about Omi is a particular sacrifice she has to make!

[kurtty-drabbles]

Evil Witch Kitty au(Sex magic)

N/A: SEX Magic. I´ve no idea what I´m doing, I guess I just want to show how she can do whatever she wants.

@djinmer4

The gothic house is nothing if a sour thumb for some people, yet, unlike a sour thumb, there´s nothing you can do. No one dares to go against the witch, much less as her companion. The Necromancer.

The neighbours frown their noses at Kitty and the Necromancer, of course, behind their back, as not even the snobbiest person is delusional is dumb enough to believe they can say certain things and still remain alive.

"Oh, Katzchen, why do you remain in this place?" Kurt asked curiously as even him can sense how the other fear Kitty.

"Uhm, bold words coming from a man who enjoys this type of situation" Kitty replied amused as she´s reading a book, Kurt, not wanting to let the discussion end give his last word "Still, why not own the city? Make them be afraid of you"

"Oh, my dear elf, I already do that" Kitty exclaimed and closed her book"there´s always the magic sex" she answers aloof as she picks a new book.

Kurt Wagner uses his tail to gently put her book down as she has no excuse to avoid the subject. "you did magic sex?" Kurt inquires doing little to nothing to hide his curiosity.

Kitty responds by rolling her eyes. Such foolish behaviour from common and ancient magic. "Ok, sit here with me, you manslut" Kitty speaks in a light tone " I shall tell you an old story" Kurt metallized a chair to sit and for a moment she was sure he would put Kitty, herself, in his lap(she is pretty serious about non-consent touches ...even in this case)

"Once upon a time, a man wanted to be a king and was willing to pay for his soul to restore the order of the nation, you see, the nation´s previous leaders were more focused with anything else than ruling a nation and now...the nation is in ruins" Kitty light a smoke being deeply aware she´s looking like Gandalf. "He came to me begging to restore the former glory of the nation" Kitty takes a breath of her smoke and smiles at the shapes the smokes forms. 3 circles in perfect synchrony.

"He cames to me and offers his last piece of gold for that, I take that as part of signal" she smiles and Kurt is hooked in the story "I prepare the ceremony with candles and the spell, I cut his chest, used his blood and I fuck him" her smile is amused and continues "however, the silly man didn't understand that the piece of gold was nothing more than a signal. After the deed is done, he was ...not good in that, too stiff, anyway, once it was over...he got his wishes, however, I wanted the full price"

"More gold?" Kurt asked now in awe and Kitty shakes her head, and now, with even more admiration he asked "his soul?"

"No, his family´s soul. Once the nation was powerful and thriving again, his soul is mine as anyone who is in his family. I claim the wife´s soul, his first son, and daughter. And soon...people asked if the good king wasn´t a bloody lunatic who killed people by whim...and of course, who wants to be ruled by a lunatic?" Kitty still has her cigar and Kurt is in admiration at Kitty as his tail is gently touching her hair and face.

"What you did to their souls?" Kurt asked moved by the witch in front of him. Inspired and silently wondering where was he during this event?

"What you think I did with the souls?" Kitty inquires back and the teapot starts chiming in and Kitty goes to prepare the tea, meanwhile, Kurt looks at her objects, books, pieces of arts and notice an old jar on the top of a bookcase and as Kitty is back with the tea Kurt is sure of one thing...This witch is something else.

"Do you still do magic sex?" Kurt asked amused.

"Nah, is not as fun as you think, elf" she responds and before Kurt could do an innuendo "Yes, elf, I do normal sex and no I´d not want to help to destroy any empire or nation again"

"I would just ask if you have sugar"

"Of course you would"

[gamerwoo]

[Tales from the Pack] Jihoon: Unfamiliar (Part Three)

Characters: Jihoon x female reader

Genre/warnings: werewolf au, familiar au, fantasy, kinda fluffy ig???, a lil bit of crack thanks to chanyeol lmao

Word count: 3,528

Summary: Jihoon’s never really been considered a warm or affectionate person. His pack teases him about what it’ll be like when he finally gets a mate, but he doesn’t worry about it. Little do they know that his mate is a lot closer than they think.

Tag list: @choiminjae0325​ @heolykpop​ @fullsun-donghyuck​ @yoonbabe-d​ @exuwu​​ @lets-get-1t​​ @vintageot5​​ @sehunnies-hunnie96​​ @childfmoonn​​ @wobwobkpop​​ @henloimawierdobye​​ @dirinast​​ @joshwoah​​ @wreckedbytae​​ @salty-for-suga​​ @janellxu​​ @xu-miseo​​ @uglyratlmao​​ @sakura-uji​​ @littleheartsays​​ @onewoowonderboy​​ @xxbluestrifexx​​ @starlightshua​​ @artistic-rendition​​ @yunception​​ @mrsfandomz​​ @psshwa​​ @peachy-hoon​​ @chaseyui​​ @haven-cove​  (if you wanna be added please send an ask!! also please know that unfamiliar is apart of the entire tftp series so this tag list carries over to all of the other tftp stories)

Unable to tag: @birthday-prinxess @sooooofrench @junuoyi

a/n: two things; things in bold are in mandarin, and also this part was randomly deleted from my drafts so shoutout to @neverknewgrey2016​ for sending me this part bc i sent it to her for her opinion lmao. also never save ur drafts only on tumblr, always back them up somewhere else (even though i never do but do as i say, not as i do)

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Getting fed normal food was much better than what you had to do to get food. It was kept on the front porch instead, sitting by the door. Somebody had left a note that was signed from Jia, saying she thought it would be best to keep your food there instead of leaving it on the ground by the back. There was some meat in a dish beside a dish full of water. But what you were focused on was that the meat was actually cooked, instead of eating raw squirrels.

To say you were excited was an understatement.

You were so excited and eager to eat, in fact, that you didn’t notice the werewolf standing in the window, peaking through the curtains to watch you eat.

Was Jihoon surprised you showed up? A little bit. He still didn’t know if you were just a cat or what, but the fact you were attached to Jia might’ve explained why you came back so late at night – because it definitely wasn’t around dinner. He found it so odd that a cat that belonged to an evil witch not only hated the witch enough to get her killed, but became so attached to Jia.

Then again, it was Jia. Who wasn’t attached to her?

“What’re you looking at?”

The sudden voice made Jihoon jump, dropping the curtain and spinning around to see Junhui standing in the middle of the hallway, giving a curious look to the alpha.

“God, you scared me!” he hissed.

“Is something outside?” Jun wondered, pointing to the door.

“Just that cat Jia’s obsessed with,” he shrugged.

“Cat?” Jun asked excitedly before rushing for the door.

“No,” Jihoon said, pressing his hands against his brother’s chest and keeping him from throwing open the door to pet the cat. “You already know it doesn’t like us very much since it wouldn’t go near us when Jia was gone. Don’t go scaring it off now.”

Junhui stepped back and smirked, crossing his arms over his chest, “Why do you care so much?”

“Because its probably hungry and this might be the first time its eating in a while.”

“And why do you care?”

“Do you think I want everything to die or something?”

Jun shrugged, “Sometimes, yeah.”

Jihoon rolled his eyes, “Go get whatever you came down for and go to bed.”

“Wait, I just wanna see the kitty,” he said, passing by the shorter wolf to get to the door.

But when he moved the curtain aside, the only thing left there was an empty food dish, a half empty water dish, and the letter Jia asked to be written and left for the cat.

“It’s gone,” Jun pouted as he opened the door to get the letter. “It left Jia’s letter, though.”

“It wasn’t going to take it; it’s a cat, Junhui. I don’t even know why Jia wanted to leave a letter because it’s not like it can read.”

Junhui shrugged, keeping the letter in his hand, “Hey, we don’t know what happened with her and that cat when she was gone.”

Which was true. Jia didn’t tell anybody about you, the strange cat that was her only company for a while. With how secretive she was, one would think Jihoon might be a little suspicious of the fluffy black cat. However, he still saw you as just some stray cat that grew an attachment to the sweet blind girl. And despite Junhui’s curiosity as to why Jihoon was protecting the cat, that was that on that.

-

You promised to stay away, but you couldn’t get over how happy Jia was to see you – well, visit with you – again. You told yourself that going to visit Jia wouldn’t hurt. That getting fed by them wouldn’t be a bad thing as long as you didn’t go inside the house or stick around very long. As long as you didn’t get involved with Jihoon, you’d be fine.

But when you showed up the next day around 11am, Jia wasn’t outside. In fact, nobody was. So you walked around the perimeter of the house to the front and checked the front porch, also to see that empty. Even the food bowl left for you last night was gone, but the water bowl was still there and full of new water. You could hear people talking inside, and even a baby giggling, but there was no sign of anyone being outside for a while, or coming outside anytime soon.

You heard footsteps approaching. Quickly you ran to hide in the shrubs surrounding the front yard, hoping not to be spotted. You knew werewolves had sharp senses, though. But worst case scenario, you’d just run away. It wasn’t like any of them would chase you, right?

“See, we’re almost home!” a girl pointed out excitedly.

“Look, I’m just glad you weren’t arrested again,” a male voice scoffed.

The people came into view. One was a taller, thin but broad boy with honey-colored hair. Another was a couple inches shorter but seemed more muscular, with silver hair. And the third was a girl who was a little shorter than the second boy, with short black hair. The two boys were carrying brown paper bags of groceries while the girl was walking ahead of them but turned around to face them so she was walking backwards. She had a teasing smile on her face as she continued to speak to them – mostly to the silver-haired one – and the two boys seemed very amused by what she was talking about.

You remembered the girl was named Jooyeon, but you couldn’t recall the names of the men.

“Y’know, Cheol, I’ve been to jail and you haven’t,” Jooyeon grinned. “That means I’m the badder one.”

“You’ve always been badder because Seungcheol doesn’t steal things,” the blonde boy replied with a wink.

“And going to jail isn’t anything to brag about, Jooyeon,” the one named Seungcheol told her. “Plus, ‘badder’ isn’t a word.”

“It is when–”

“Cat!” the blonde one suddenly blurted, his head whipping to your direction as his eyes scanned the forest line.

‘Fuck.’

“Cat?” Jooyeon asked, looking up at the boy before she was searching the same direction he was.

As you locked eyes with the honey-haired werewolf, Seungcheol spoke up, “Must be the cat Jia likes.”

Junhui slowly walked a couple feet toward you before squatting down in the grass. He put the bags down on the lawn before holding one hand out and snapping his fingers while making the usual noises one would make while trying to call a cat.

“C’mere, kitty,” he called in a higher voice.

Jooyeon walked up behind him and copied him by crouching down, “I don’t think she cares.”

‘Correct.’

“It came over before for Jihoon,” he mumbled with a frown before he began digging through one of the bags. “Hang on.”

Seungcheol sighed, “Okay, I guess I’ll go get Jia.”

The pair ignored Seungcheol as he went inside with the bags he was carrying, leaving the front door open.

Jooyeon sat back on her butt, putting her legs out in front of her as she rested back on her hands, “Jun, she’s a she. Jia said her name is _____.”

“Right, right, sorry,” he nodded before he pulled out a can. He pulled the tab to peel it open before holding it out toward you, and you could see sardines inside. “C’mere, _____. Come eat the tasty fish.”

‘Absolutely not.’

“Jun, Jia said she likes cooked food,” Jooyeon told him.

He pouted, setting the can in the grass before resting his arms on his knees, and his chin on his arms, “Why won’t she come over? I’m so good with animals! Animals love me!”

‘If only I were an actual animal.’

Despite Jun’s efforts getting him nowhere, Jooyeon seemed to think she’d have better luck. She sat up onto her knees, crawled forward just a hair, and held out her hand, making “pspsps” noises as she wiggled her fingers at you.

You did get up, but it was to move father away and sit down there.

“Come on, Jooyeon!” Jun groaned.

As the two began to bicker, Minghao came out with Jia. She was holding his arm with one hand while using her cane with the other, giggling at the pair going back and forth in front of you.

“Junhui, Seungcheol said to take the groceries inside,” she told him.

He sighed, rolling his eyes and mumbling to himself in another language as he got up, collecting the bags in his arms before walking away. Jooyeon tried to stick around, staying in the grass, but Minghao nodded his head toward the door.

“You, too.”

Jooyeon huffed, saying, “I can just bring home a stray from the market instead,” as she trudged inside behind Jun, closing the door behind her.

You didn’t really care too much about staying away from Jooyeon, but you just didn’t want to be near Junhui. Jooyeon just got unlucky with Jun being outside with her.

“Is there something wrong?” Jia wondered softly as Minghao helped her sit in the grass before sitting down beside her, glancing between her and you like he still didn’t understand why she was talking to you like a person. “You don’t seem to want to be around anyone else very much. They’re all very sweet, y’know. Junhui loves animals – especially cats. I think you’d like him.”

Her mate was still looking at you, golden eyes a little expectant like he thought you might do something to reply, but also unsure if you really would or even could. You held his gaze for a moment before looking away. He just sighed and nodded a little, and then began looking up at the sky, more interested in that than the cat his mate liked to talk to.

You didn’t doubt Jia’s pack was anything less than lovely. They clearly cared about her considering everything that happened when she went missing, and they continued to support her odd little attachment to you that they didn’t understand. But the problem wasn’t you not liking them. It was if you began to like them too much and got your hopes up.

-

The pack left food out for you every single night for the next two weeks. Sometimes someone would try to sneak outside to pet you, but you also bolted as soon as the door opened or if you heard anyone near the door inside. Most times, you were left alone, though.

But you were always very aware of the shorter, red-haired wolf watching you through the window in the door, even if he didn’t think you were.

Over those two weeks, you started getting…a little more lenient. You still would run away if anyone in the pack tried to touch you -- unless it was one of the girls without any of the wolves around -- but you had let Minghao pet you because he brought Jiwoo out with Jia one day and he wanted to show her the “pretty kitty” as he called you. Internally, you hated hearing that come out of his mouth. But you stayed still and let the baby pet you.

Other than Jia, Minghao, and occasionally the baby and her parents, you stayed away from physical touch. Junhui was still doing his best to gain your trust, and a couple of the other wolves tried their hardest to get you to come closer to them for them to touch you, but you never wavered. If you got used to them petting you and being near you, you’d want to stay and then that would lead to a whole mess of issues you didn’t want to get into.

But you were only worried about them touching you and possibly picking you up and bringing you into the house. Hanging around them from a distance was something you were becoming accustomed to. So it wasn’t too odd when you were sitting in the yard and Jihoon came out of the house with a small black bag in one hand and no shirt on, spotting you instantly.

“Huh, you’re here early,” he mused.

While Jihoon was one of the wolves that insisted you were just some cat, he got into the habit of talking to you since half the pack had started speaking to you like you were a person.

“Jia’s not feeling too well today, so she’s probably not coming outside,” he told you. “But, I’m going to visit some friends if you wanna tag along and not get nagged by Junhui all day.”

You cocked your head to one side. Jihoon was inviting you to go with him? Had he changed his mind and decided maybe Jia spoke to you that way for a reason? Was he onboard with the members of the pack who thought you weren’t just some stray?

But he took you cocking your head as you just not understanding him, and he scoffed to himself, mumbling, “What am I saying? You’re just a cat.”

‘There it is.’

“Whatever,” he sighed. “Well… Come or don’t, I don’t know. You’ll probably stick around and wait for Jia.”

You knew Jia wasn’t feeling well, so you didn’t plan on hanging around outside. You’d probably go back to the house later for food, but you wouldn’t stay there all day. However, you had nothing else to do to spend your time, so you figured tagging along with the red-haired – though his hair was fading to a much lighter, almost pink color – wolf wouldn’t be so bad.

He began taking off his bottoms and putting them in a small black bag that he’d brought out with him. You looked away from him as you stood up, walking closer to him where he stood by the stairs of the porch. He glanced down at you as you stared at the grass.

“Huh,” was all he said before he moved away from you and shifted into his wolf form.

You looked up, taking in the large almost white wolf that glanced at you with golden eyes before he began trotting into the woods. So you stood and walked after him, following him through the forest.

It was quiet, but it was somehow comfortable walking in silence with the significantly larger wolf. He kept glancing down at you to make sure you were still there, and something about that made your heart flutter.

‘He’s just doing it because if you disappeared, Jia would be upset,’ you reminded yourself, ‘He doesn’t actually care.’

You didn’t have any issues keeping up with him, either. He definitely wasn’t running -- he didn’t want to go too fast for you to not keep up, which was a little odd for him but you didn’t know that -- but he was moving faster than a human. You figured he shifted so he could get to his destination quicker, assuming the place he was going was a bit of a ways away.

You weren’t sure how much time had passed when you’d reached another house in the middle of the forest. This one was in a smaller clearing with significantly less yard space than Jihoon’s house, but it still seemed nice and cozy nonetheless.

While you were still in the woods, Jihoon shifted back and put his clothes on that he kept in his bag. Then he carried on toward the door, looking down at you as he began walking. You followed beside him, keeping about a foot to his right.

As the two of you walked up the few wooden steps of the porch, the door opened to a man with a bright smile and a kind-looking face. You couldn’t pinpoint exactly what about him made him look so kind, but he just looked that way. You could also somehow just tell he must’ve been the alpha. Something in you sensed it – the way you could sense Jihoon was one of three in his own pack. You figured it was your ‘animal instincts’.

“Jihoon, good to see you,” the man greeted him before his golden eyes looked downward and chuckled. “You’ve made a friend, I see.”

“Minghao’s mate did,” he explained as he also looked down at you. “She calls it – her – _____. It’s the cat that was with her when she was taken.”

The man crouched down and held his hand out much like everyone else had. But you continued to stand there and stare back at him while he softly called you over to him.

“Don’t bother,” Jihoon snorted. “She doesn’t like many people.”

“Seems to like you if she came all the way here with you,” he pointed out as he stood up. Then he invited Jihoon in, so you trotted in after him. “Unfortunately, some of the pack is out today. But–”

“Jihoon!” a female voice called happily.

A girl had appeared from a room down the hallway and ran toward the wolf. She managed to stop in front of him before colliding with him, holding his face between her hands as she peered down at him. She was a few inches taller than him, definitely looked fit, and had short dark hair that she kept half-up in a small ponytail. You could also tell she wasn’t from this country, but you weren’t sure where because her Korean was too good.

“Hi, Dae,” Jihoon mumbled shyly.

“Daisy,” the alpha sighed as he watched the girl examine Jihoon, “I told you before Jihoon got here: practice personal space.”

“You’ve gotten so thin!” Dae frowned, ignoring the man. “I know your pack is growing, but can’t all of you manage to at least find more food?”

“It’s a little hard when half of us can’t go to the market for a while. Why do you think I dyed my hair?”

‘Oh, so that’s why,’ you thought to yourself, finally knowing why he had red hair the second time you’d seen him.

“We can always do some shopping for you,” the man offered.

“That’s really kind, Junmyeon, but we could never–”

“I’ll make you something,” Dae interrupted before finally pulling away – which the alpha -- Junmyeon, apparently -- seemed to be relieved about. “Go sit in the living room. I think Chanyeol and Baekhyun are in there. Luhan might be, too.”

“Dae, you don’t–”

Jihoon’s protest was cut off by Junmyeon signaling for him to give up by shaking his head at him. So Jihoon sighed and instead replied with, “Thank you, Dae.”

Jihoon looked down at you and nodded his head for you to follow. You walked on his heels behind him, taking in the men in the living room. Two were sitting on the floor playing some sort of card game, while one was sitting on the couch with a book, another was standing by the window watering a plant, and another seemed to be dusting off bookshelves.

“Hoon!” a tall redhead sitting on the floor with one leg stretched out grinned, causing the other wolves to look up from their activities.

“Who’s that?” one of the wolves asked, his eyes zeroing right in on you.

Then all of the wolves followed his eyes down to you.

“Some cat Jia…befriended or something,” Jihoon shrugged, also looking down at you.

“Are you sure?” the wolf that was dusting asked.

“What do you mean?”

“When I went to China with her, Junhui, and Minghao, they were telling me about the cat,” he continued, putting his cloth down and walking toward you. He stayed a few feet away, but he crouched down to study you. “She sounds like more than just some cat Jiaying grew attached to.”

“What else could it be? Do you think the witch’s familiar would get her killed?”

“It’s unusual, but not unheard of,” the one who had originally pointed you out had shrugged.

“Is it a person?” the redhead asked before looking right at you, leaning toward you, and shouting slowly, “Hello, my name is Chanyeol.”

‘I’m a cat, not deaf.’

“If she is a person, I’m sure she can understand you,” the wolf in front of you sighed, shaking his head. “You don’t need to talk like that, Yeol.”

The same wolf did, however, scoot a little closer to you and offer a dimpled smile, “My name’s Yixing. And this is Luhan, Kyungsoo, and Baekhyun.”

“Are we sure it can understand?” Baekhyun mumbled, eyeing you like his thought his brothers were crazy.

Yixing shrugged, “Just in case she can.”

Jihoon walked toward the couch Luhan was sitting on and took a seat on the opposite end, “Doesn’t seem like anything other than some stray cat. I mean…she seems to kinda like me, but that’s really it.”

“You seem to kind of like her, too,” Luhan noted quietly as he watched you follow along. “Never took you for an animal person...”

Yixing and Luhan exchanged glances before looking back at you. However, you saw Luhan’s eyes flicker to Jihoon as well for just a moment before he looked back down at his book.

He seemed like he knew of something that you didn’t.

Luhan was interested you.

[alanaartdream]

Ok so I feel like I gotta clear some story ideas up a little for my wild Kratts mystery skulls animated inspired ghost Martin au and a little bit about my original characters stories as well

Ok so let’s imagine there’s a magical island that can connect itself with any other part of the wild world through magical protels and on this magical island 🏝 it has a lot of magical mystical creatures as well as animals that died out and or are on the engdanger list so it’s protected by faun like care takers and spooky living dead like skeleton monsters (and last of mages/witches/wizards who have magical contions to nature and the island) there is no technology on this island whatsoever the inhabitants of this island no nothing of what outside world is like only that they have to protect the island; if someone were to shipwreck or plane crash on the island and they’re harmless to the island they’re help them find a way off with magic but they’ll forget how to come back to the island unless they need to come back (it’s a strange mysterious place this island)

Now my character Dreamer the fluffy like a sheep goat deer faun (her dad is a goat faun while her mother is a deer one) and skeleton monster spooky kitty cat girl are in training to be protectors and caretakers of the island when they learn about this evil human hunter named Hunter

Now he’s the worst of the worst

He greedy and loves to hunt magical powerful creatures or endangered creatures for power, money or his own personal gains and has ways to getting back onto the island a few times to try and well steal the creatures off the island

So he has caused quite a lot of trouble for spooky kitty and dreamer the faun

That’s my original story outside any fan story I may come up with; now to put it with my ghost Martin au

The wild Kratts crew came across the mysterious magical island through a storm and crashed landed by a faun & skeleton monster village dreamer and spooky kitty as part of learning to be protectors &caretakers of the island was in charge with helping them get off the island but can’t help but be very curious over all the technology the wild Kratts crew has witch kinda gave Aviva the chance to make a creature power dise based off of dreamer the faun and Chris was trying it out and getting lessons on how to be a faun from dreamer when hunter showed up and he wanted to capture faun but get his hands on Chris and his power suits

And then of course Zach and other wild Kratts villains who wanted to find out where the wild Kratts crew had gone to and wanted to get things for some animal abuse ideas ends up meeting hunter just as he’s been kicked off the island by some magical portal and well he teams up with them to get back onto the island but the thing is with hunter he has no qualms with killing he’s a crazy hunter so he ended using the wild Kratts villains to try and hunt down dreamer and Chris who’s in creature faun power suit

While dreamers trying to help them escape hunter and get them all off the island safely Martin trying to help with spooky kitty and we’ll just when they get all the villains off the island one of Zach tech mixed with Dona freeze beams causes something really bad and well all the villains and wild Kratts crew seemed to have made it off the island except for Martin and no one can find him but meanwhile dreamer and spooky kitty find Martin spirt looking around in distress for his bother and other wild Kratts crew so with a powerful spell they help to create a angker for Martin spirit by using two photos they found Martin had and whatever was left of damage creatures suit Martin had and turn it into a locket so he could leave the island to find his family & friends to make sure they’re safe (also the photos are one of Martin when he was a kid with his mum and dad and two sisters holding baby Chris and the other is him and Chris with their friends koki aviva and jimmy so it’s a locket with 2 photos in it )

And when Martin doe find the crew in a bit of a mess because everyone was trying to find out what happened to him; aviva and koki been working overtime and Chris hasn’t been eating and been getting himself scratch up looking into all the Forrest for his bother while poor jimmy been stress cooking and trying to get everyone to eat something so of course this brings out Martin mother hen mode out and he’s been trying to get them all to take better care of themselves because the team been a wreck without him

[jcfoxington]

@sambambucky​ : “pls... Pastels, Peaches and Pain??? among us first draft??? marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts (it’s not an au!?!??!)

hi jo !!! Pastels, Peaches, and Pain is one of those sambucky wips i have mostly fully fleshed out in my head because of one (1) extreme moment of clarity after a rogue ‘what if’ tangent thought but havent written anything of yet out of restraint / knowing i need to finish at least one of my current sambucky wips before i start it or none of them will get done

this was the rogue tangent thought: “what if Sam is haunted by Figaro’s ghost and has been since he was a kid?”. i’ve changed the ghost cat to not be Figaro but that’s the premise !

i refer to the fic as the cat fic ‘cause the whole plot is based around sam’s ghost cat companion insisting he adopts nat’s cat Liho after endgame and then Figaro later and then [insert redacted because plot spoilers but just know it relates to Alpine]. no im not projecting my feelings about cats idk what youre talking about 

here’s some note snippets just for you:

the cat, inexplicably, takes a liking to bucky, which is really annoying bc sam doesnt know how to explain to him that all the oddly soft gusts of wind are actually sam's dead cat insisting on getting pats

bucky getting shade thrown at him by said ghost cat during all of tfatws + them making up (and not out. yet)

starts when sam's a kid & follows him as he grows up w/ a ghost kitty as a companion only he can see & interact with + angst with an undertone of comedy + getting together

he whispers to ghost kitty, who simply mmrrs happily

for the among us first draft thing, what basically happened is i saw this tweet and this video and my brain latched onto these dynamics so hard i had to write about them. 

here’s a sketch of my two main imposters, Black (left) and Cyan (right):

and here’s a snippet:

The thing having Cyan pause and stare out at the asteroid field is how the colors stretch to family. When they and Black came aboard, they had thought every crewmember was an adult working on the planet-change project. That the patch of off-white with a black something-pattern-or-shape signified status. In a way, Cyan supposes it does, but just not the way they expected. They had expected it to show what rank an individual held within the hierarchy of the crew, from deckhand to division leader to captain, not to show that you're family of the crew and not actually part of the crew itself. 

There are innocents on this ship. Children. It was not something any of them had anticipated, and not something Cyan had been prepared to deal with. They and Black boarded this horrible place to eradicate a threat, believing each and single one of the humans were accomplishes and dedicated to the goal of destroying Cyan and Black's species, and their planet. But, now?

marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts... doesn’t have a wip title or seperate document for itself yet cause it’s been stuck in my ‘story ideas’ document since its creation. so ‘marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts’ is literally just me describing the vibe of an original world gjkerfkds

the world came to be for two reasons. firstly, i want to do make take on a superhero universe because the plot and complete lack of communication in both the dcu and mcu piss me the fuck off. secondly, needed a place to dump ocs with elaborate backstories or fantasy / sci-fi abilities that dont fit into any of my existing worlds

which sounds super competent but trust me, it isn’t. it didn’t gain any solidity at all until i decided to do a personal ‘how different can i make spn castiel look & still retain the same vibe?’ challenge. i have my own cas now

however, the reason i said ‘marvel meets...’ is because i’ve snagged a couple of different things from the mcu, most notably: enemies to reluctant coworkers to lovers, yes our best friend have the same name. no they’re not the same person, secret evil org is controlling the government, and the assassin that tried to kill you several times is now your best friend

warframe was added to the world because i got attached to my Volt build, gave them a name, and have some headcanons idk what to do with because i refuse to interact with that fandom. also because the friend i made through discussing warframe lore + plot dicked me over so it feels Bad to create for

the glue to this whole mess is that one “in every friend group there’s a mean bisexual, an even meaner lesbian, a she/they, a he/they, a himbo, an astrology bitch, a short king, and a token straight” tumblr post. my main group of superheroes ala the avengers consist of these people. the token straight is the only one i havent figured out who is yet

ever since i figured that out ive been throwing story / character ideas and weirdly specific aesthetics from popular tumblr posts into this world’s notes. here’s some examples:

sword grandmas

that trope where someone’s really nice and acts super well-adjusted to society but then they do something super whack and dangerous and you realize ‘oh they’re secretly a little bit insane, actually’

anti-gay group’s leader’s wife leaves him for another woman

superhero who swore to be the best hero [city / planet / solar system / continent / ????] has ever seen ever since he lost his wife. not because she’s dead but divorce just sucks & the hero-to-be is terrible at coping

dishevelled swamp witch

that one person who runs around with an amulet all the time & isn’t aware it’s cursed

an exasperated, tired superhuman assassin running after their husband and their husband's best friend. their husband and said husband's best friend both have wings. chaos ensues (yes, this one is a sambucky post)

ask me about my WIPs!

BONUS:

@sambambucky​​ : #i want to have a coffee and listen to synopses of all of these.... #i miss the discord wow #WRITING TAG #waitttt time jumping dream movie? lmao I'VE READ THIS LIST FORTY TIMES and every time i rediscover something i wanna know about #outfit doodlesss ugh i need to go

couldnt not respond to your tags because they make me go ghrkjfnerknf but in the good way. we miss you too jo !!

the time jumping dream movie was one of the first vivid dreams i had and the whole thing was so stupidly coherent and whacky i had to write it down. it grew plot, a queer love dynamic, weird sci-fi apocalypse elements, anti-military propaganda, questionable science, and a sequel while i wasnt looking and now i just. have to make it a real movie or i’ll combust

outfit djoodlles.png is only on there because my best friend sent me a ‘draw this outfit’ meme and space kitty, my current character brainrot, stole all the outfits for himself. otherwise, that file just sits there until im feeling like designing an outfit or wanna see how a stupid thing looks on my oc patrick

here’s one of the two poses-to-doodle-outfits-on of space kitty ive made so far:

and here’s one of those stupid things on patrick (that then turned into an actual outfit of his because i have no self control):

[stainedglassgardens]

Favourite films watched in 2020

In no particular order:

Katalin Varga (Peter Strickland, 2009) The Gleaners and I (Les Glaneurs et la glaneuse, Agnès Varda, 2000) Land of Silence and Darkness (Land des Schweigens und der Dunkelheit, Werner Herzog, 1971) Post Tenebras Lux (Carlos Reygadas, 2012) The Return (Возвращение, Andrey Zvyaginstev, 2003) The Grand Bizarre (Jodie Mack, 2018) Transnistra (Anna Eborn, 2019) Ghost Town Anthology (Répertoire des villes disparues, Denis Côté, 2019) The Petrified Forest (Archie Mayo, 1936) Viy (Вий, Georgiy Kropachyov & Konstantin Ershov, 1967)

Complete list of all 323 films watched in 2020 under the cut!

January

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (Gurinder Chadha, 2008) Blade (Steven Norrington, 1998) Who Among Us! (Abhishek Prasad and Rebecca Kahn, 2019) Brotherhood (Meryam Joobeur, 2018) Disctrict 9 (Neill Blomkamp, 2009) Hair Love (Matthew A. Cherry and Karen Rupert Toliver, 2019) Kitbull (Rosana Sullivan, 2019) Sister (妹妹, Siqi Song, 2019) Nuts! (Penny Lane, 2016) The Judge (Erika Cohn, 2017) The Ghosts of Sugar Land (Bassam Tariq, 2019) Amazonia (Dominic Hicks, 2018) Dearborn Ash (Hena Ashraf, 2018) Pineal (Jenny Rinta-Kanto, 2019) Headcleaner (Nick Scott, 2019) Rattlesnake (Zak Hilditch, 2019) The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, 2016) Skin (Audrey Rosenberg, 2018) The Banishment (Изгнание, Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2007) F is for Friendship (Shaya Mulcahy, 2016) Paradise Hills (Alice Waddington, 2019) Road House (Rowdy Herrington, 1989) Hustlers (Lorene Scafaria, 2019) I Believe in Unicorns (Leah Meyerhoff, 2014) Ghost Train (Lee Cronin, 2014) Troop Zero (Bert & Bertie, 2019) For the Love of God (Pour l'Amour de Dieu, Micheline Lanctôt, 2011)

February

Sitting Next to Zoe (Ivana Lalović, 2013) Dark Places (Gilles Paquet-Brenner, 2015) Nocturnal Animals (Tom Ford, 2016) The Limey (Steven Soderbergh, 1999) Side Effects (Steven Soderbergh, 2013) Good Sam (Kate Melville, 2019) Anima (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2019) What Did Jack Do? (David Lynch, 2017) Fleur de tonnerre (Stéphanie Pillonca, 2016) Parasite (Bong Joon-ho, 2019) The Field Guide to Evil (Peter Strickland, Veronika Franz & Severin Fiala, Katrin Gebbe, Yannis Veslemes, Ashim Ahluwalia, Agnieszka Smoczynska, Can Evrenol, Calvin Reeder, 2018) Devil (John Eric Dowdle, 2010) 37 Seconds (Hikari, 2019) The Falling (Carol Morley, 2014) Grave of the Fireflies (火垂るの墓, Hotaru no Haka, Isao Takahata, 1988) Elena (Елена, Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2011) The Lighthouse (Robert Eggers, 2019) Baskin (Can Evrenol, 2015) In Fabric (Peter Strickland, 2018) Leviathan (Левиафан, Andrey Zvyagintsev, 2014) Suffragette (Sarah Gavron, 2015)

March

The East (Zal Batmanglij, 2013) Solaris (Солярис, Andrei Tarkovsky, 1972) Mamma Mia! (Phyllida Lloyd, 2008) There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007) Io (Jonathan Helpert, 2019) The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson (David France, 2017) A Bump Along the Way (Shelly Love, 2019) Color Out of Space (Richard Stanley, 2019) Divines (Houda Benyamina, 2016) Vanishing Waves (Kristina Buožytė, 2012) Mirror (Зеркало, Andrei Tarkovsky, 1975) Zama (Lucrecia Martel, 2017) Swallow (Carlo Mirabella-Davis, 2019) Joy (Sudabeh Mortezai, 2018) Good Time (Josh and Benny Safdie, 2017) Quarantine (John Eric Dowdle, 2008) The Reflecting Skin (Philip Ridley, 1990) Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (Martin McDonagh, 2017) Leto (Лето,  Kirill Serebrennikov, 2018) The 39 Steps (Alfred Hitchcock, 1935)

April

Queen of Earth (Alex Ross Perry, 2015) Black Christmas (Sophia Takal, 2019) Dogs of Chernobyl (Léa Camilleri & Hugo Chesnel, 2020) Firecrackers (Jasmin Mozaffari, 2018) Les Misérables (Ladj Ly, 2019) The Evil Dead (Sam Raimi, 1981) The Daughters of Fire (Las hijas del fuego, Albertina Carri, 2018) The Fallen Idol (Carol Reed, 1948) The Wailing (곡성, Gokseong, Na Hong-jin, 2016) Inherent Vice (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2014) Sorrowful Shadow (Guy Maddin, 2004) Mistery Lonely (Harmony Korine, 2007) The Grand Bizarre (Jodie Mack, 2018) Zombieland: Double Tap (Ruben Fleischer, 2019) Waves '98 (Ely Dagher, 2015) Uncut Gems (Josh and Benny Safdie, 2019) The Last Séance (Laura Kulik, 2018) Too Late to Die Young (Tarde para morir joven, Dominga Sotomayor Castillo, 2018) Room (Lenny Abrahamson, 2015) Queen & Slim (Melina Matsoukas, 2019) The Holy Mountain (La montaña sagrada, Alejandro Jodorowsky, 1973) The Chaser ( 추격자, Chugyeokja, Na Hong-jin, 2008) Made in Dagenham (Nigel Cole, 2010) The Color of Pomegranates (Նռան գույնը, Nřan guynə, Sergei Parajanov, 1969) Lost Girls (Liz Garbus, 2020) Ghost Town Anthology (Répertoire des villes disparues, Denis Côté, 2019) And Then There Were None (René Clair, 1945) Doctor Sleep (Mike Flanagan, 2019) Meshes of the Afternoon (Maya Deren and Alexander Hammid, 1943) Circus of Books (Rachel Mason, 2019) Catfish (Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman, 2010) Wildling (Fritz Böhm, 2018) Delphine (Chloé Robichaud, 2019) The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (Lewis Milestone, 1946) The Red Balloon (Le Ballon rouge, Albert Lamorisse, 1956) Nona. If They Soak Me, I’ll Burn Them (Nona. Si me mojan, yo los quemo, Camila José Donoso, 2019) The Lodge (Veronika Franz & Severin Fiala, 2019) Invisible Man (Leigh Whannell, 2020) Sans Soleil (Chris Marker, 1983)

May

A Russian Youth (Мальчик русский, Alexander Zolotukhin, 2019) Sicario (Denis Villeneuve, 2015) Fedora (Billy Wilder, 1978) LoveTrue (Alma Har'el, 2016) The Platform (Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia, 2019) Water Lilies (Naissance des pieuvres, Céline Sciamma, 2007) The Assistant (Kitty Green, 2019) The Half of It (Alice Wu, 2020) Tomboy (Céline Sciamma, 2011) The Last Man on Earth (Ubaldo Ragona and Sidney Salkow, 1964) Beanpole (Дылда, Kantemir Balagov, 2019) Mommy (Xavier Dolan, 2014) The Fall (Jonathan Glazer, 2020) Girlhood (Bande de filles, Céline Sciamma, 2014) Carnival of Souls (Herk Harvey, 1962) Marguerite & Julien (Valérie Donzelli, 2015) Portrait of a Lady on Fire (Portrait de la jeune fille en feu, Céline Sciamma, 2019) This Magnificent Cake! (Ce Magnifique Gâteau!, Emma De Swaef & Marc James Roels, 2018) Romantic Comedy (Elizabeth Sankey, 2019) Transnistra (Anna Eborn, 2019) Eraserhhead (David Lynch, 1977) The Farewell (Lulu Wang, 2019) Emma. (Autumn de Wilde, 2020) Late Night (Nisha Ganatra, 2019) Charlie's Angels (Elizabeth Banks, 2019) Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (Cathy Yan, 2020) The Ancestors Came (Cecile Emeke, 2017) Suicide by Sunlight (Nikyatu Jusu, 2019) Anthropocene: The Human Epoch (Edward Burtynsky, Jennifer Baichwal, Nicholas de Pencier, 2018) A Perfect 14 (Giovanna Morales Vargas, 2018) Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist (Lorna Tucker, 2018) Free Radicals (Len Lye, 1958) Aniara (Pella Kågerman and Hugo Lilja, 2018) Vivarium (Lorcan Finnegan, 2019) La Pointe-Courte (Agnès Varda, 1955) Diary of a Pregnant Woman (L'Opéra-Mouffe, Agnès Varda, 1958) Salut les Cubains (Agnès Varda, 1964) Uncle Yanco (Oncle Yanco, Agnès Varda, 1967) GUO4 (Peter Strickland, 2019) Atlantiques (Mati Diop, 2009) Sitara: Let Girls Dream (Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, 2019) Lions Love (Lions Love... And Lies, Agnès Varda, 1969) Živan Makes a Punk Festival (Živan pravi pank festival, Ognjen Glavonić, 2014) Plastic and Glass (Tessa Joosse, 2009) The So-Called Caryatids (Les Dites Cariatides, Agnès Varda, 1984) The Octopus (La Pieuvre, Jean Painlevé, 1928) Hyas and Stenorhynchus (Hyas et sténorinques, crustacés marins, Jean Painlevé, 1929) Sea Urchins (Les Oursins, Jean Painlevé, 1929) Bernard-L'Hermite (Bernard-l'Ermite, Jean Painlevé, 1930) The Sea Horse (L'Hippocampe ou "cheval marin", Jean Painlevé, 1934) Voyage to the Sky (Voyage dans le ciel, Jean Painlevé, 1937) Le Vampire (Jean Painlevé, 1945) Freshwater Assassins (Assassins d'eau douce, Jean Painlevé, 1947) How Some Jellyfish Are Born (Comment naissent des méduses, Jean Painlevé and Geneviève Hamon, 1960) Shrimp Stories (Histoires de crevettes, Jean Painlevé and Geneviève Hamon, 1964) The Love Life of the Octopus (Les Amours de la pieuvre, Jean Painlevé and Geneviève Hamon, 1965) Acera, or The Witches' Dance (Acera, ou le Bal des Sorcières, Jean Painlevé and Geneviève Hamon, 1972) Pigeons of the Square (Les Pigeons du square, Jean Painlevé, 1982) The Slumber Party Massacre (Amy Holden Jones, 1982) Jane B. par Agnès V. (Agnès Varda, 1988) The Cranes Are Flying (Летят журавли, Mikhail Kalatozov, 1957) Crystal Swan (Хрусталь, Darya Zhuk, 2018) Take Me Somewhere Nice (Ena Sendijarević, 2019) Microhabitat ( 소공녀, Jeon Go-woon, 2017) The Unforeseen (Laura Dunn, 2007)

June

Funny Games (Michael Haneke, 1997) Louise Bourgeois: The Spider, the Mistress and the Tangerine (Marion Cajori and Amei Wallach, 2008) Wodaabe: Herdsmen of the Sun (Werner Herzog, 1989) Bells from the Deep: Faith and Superstition in Russia (Glocken aus der Tiefe - Glaube und Aberglaube in Russland, Werner Herzog, 1993) We Are the Best! (Vi är bäst!, Lukas Moodysson, 2013) Olla (Ariane Labed, 2019) Return to Reason (Le Retour à la raison, Man Ray, 1923) Ghosts Before Breakfast (Vormittagsspuk, Hans Richter, 1928) Sissy Boy Slap Party (Guy Maddin, 2004) The Republic of Enchanters (La République des enchanteurs, Fanny Liatard and Jérémy Trouilh, 2016) Sullivan's Banks (Sullivans Banken, Heinz Emigholz, 2000) Black Panthers (Agnès Varda, 1970) Asparagus (Suzan Pitt, 1979) America (Valérie Massadian, 2013) The Fall (Tarsem Singh, 2006) The Watermelon Woman (Cheryl Dunye, 1996) Douce Menace (Ludovic Habas, Yoan Sender, Margaux Vaxelaire, Mickaël Krebs, Florent Rousseau, 2011) Curling (Denis Côté, 2010) Trouble Every Day (Claire Denis, 2001) The Return (Возвращение, Andrey Zvyaginstev, 2003) Maillart's Bridges (Maillarts Brücken, Heinz Emigholz, 2000) Two Years at Sea (Ben Rivers, 2011) The Creeping Garden (Tim Grabham and Jasper Sharp, 2014) Homo Sapiens (Nikolaus Geyrhalter, 2016) A Radiant Life (Une Vie radieuse, Meryll Hardt, 2013) Shirley (Josephine Decker, 2020) Disclosure (Sam Feder, 2020) Baghead (Mark Duplass and Jay Duplass, 2008) Lahemaa (Leslie Lagier, 2010) Closeness (Теснота, Kantemir Balagov, 2017) Touki Bouki (Djibril Diop Mambéty, 1973) Daughter (Dcera, Daria Kashcheeva, 2019) Human Nature (Sverre Fredriksen, 2019) 1 Dimension (一维, Lü Yue, 2013)

July

Post Tenebras Lux (Carlos Reygadas, 2012) Something to Remember (Något Att Minnas, Niki Lindroth Von Bahr, 2019) Gegenüber (Ewa Wikiel, 2019) The Claudia Kishi Club (Sue Ding, 2020) Villa Empain (Katharina Kastner, 2019) Fata Morgana (Werner Herzog, 1971) Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder,1959) Breakwater (Quebramar, Cris Lyra, 2019) Y a-t-il une vierge encore vivante? (Bertrand Mandico, 2015) Virus Tropical (Santiago Caicedo, 2017) The Tribe (Племя, Miroslav Slaboshpitsky, 2014) Integration Report 1 (Madeline Anderson, 1960) Tribute to Malcolm X (Madeline Anderson, 1967)

August

The Stopover (Voir du pays, Delphine and Muriel Coulin, 2016) Our Time (Nuestro Tiempo, Carlos Reygadas, 2018) Never Rarely Sometimes Always (Eliza Hittman, 2020) Land of Silence and Darkness (Land des Schweigens und der Dunkelheit, Werner Herzog, 1971) Continental, a Film Without Guns (Continental, un film sans fusil, Stéphane Lafleur, 2007) Spaceship Earth (Matt Wolf, 2020) The Go-Go's (Alison Ellwood, 2020) First Cow (Kelly Reichardt, 2019) Light of My Life (Casey Affleck, 2019) Wadjda (Haifaa al-Mansour, 2012) Spinster (Andrea Dorfman, 2020) Love and Anarchy (Film d'amore e d'anarchia, ovvero: stamattina alle 10, in via dei Fiori, nella nota casa di tolleranza..., Lina Wertmüller, 1973) Shapito Show (Шапито шоу, Sergey Loban, 2011) Charade (Stanley Donen, 1693) Cat People (Jacques Tourneur, 1942) Radioactive (Marjane Satrapi, 2019) Tabloid (Errol Morris, 2010) The Mourning Forest ( 殯の森, Mogari No Mori, Naomi Kawase, 2007) Lilya 4-ever (Lilja 4-ever, Lukas Moodysson, 2002)

September

The Nightingale (Jennifer Kent, 2018) Babyteeth (Shannon Murphy, 2019) Let the Corpses Tan (Laissez bronzer les cadavres, Hélène Cattet & Bruno Forzani, 2017) Wings of Desire (Der Himmel über Berlin, Wim Wenders, 1987) In My Room (Mati Diop, 2020) Katalin Varga (Peter Strickland, 2009) Les 3 Boutons (Agnès Varda, 2015) Somebody (Miranda July, 2014) Öndög (Wang Quan'an, 2019) Strasbourg 1518 (Jonathan Glazer, 2020) Mermaid (Русалка, Anna Melikyan, 2007) The Lighthouse (Маяк, Maria Saakyan, 2006) Phenomena (Dario Argento, 1985) That One Day (Crystal Moselle, 2016) Brigitte (Lynne Ramsay, 2019) The Wedding Singer's Daughter (Haifaa al-Mansour, 2018) Shako Mako (Hailey Gates, 2019) Carmen (Chloë Sevigny, 2017) The Summer of Sangailė (Sangailės Vasara, Alanté Kavaïté, 2015) Hello Apartment (Dakota Fanning, 2018) Seed (Naomi Kawase, 2016) Beyond the Visible: Hilma af Klint (Halina Dyrschka, 2019) Matthias & Maxime (Xavier Dolan, 2019) The Gleaners and I (Les Glaneurs et la glaneuse, Agnès Varda, 2000)

October

American Murder (Jenny Popplewell, 2020) Hereditary (Ari Aster, 2018) Ghostland (Pascal Laugier, 2018) Triangle (Christopher Smith, 2009) The Amityville Horror (Stuart Rosenberg, 1979) The Visit (M. Night Shyamalan, 2015) The House of the Devil (Ti West, 2009) Misery (Rob Reiner, 1990) The Exorcist (William Friedkin, 1973) Coherence (James Ward Byrkit, 2013) Metamorphosis (변신, Kim Hong-sun, 2019) Errementari (Paul Urkijo Alijo, 2017) I Am a Ghost (H.P. Mendoza,2012) The Changeling (Peter Medak, 1980) Witching and Bitching (Las Brujas de Zugarramurdi, Álex de la Iglesia, 2013) Thirst (박쥐, Park Chan-wook, 2009) V/H/S ( Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanberg, Radio Silence, 2012) The Autopsy of Jane Doe (André Øvredal, 2016) Overlord (Julius Avery, 2018) Häxan (Benjamin Christensen, 1922) Viy (Вий, Georgiy Kropachyov & Konstantin Ershov, 1967) Amulet (Romola Garai, 2020) A Bucket of Blood (Roger Corman, 1959) The Wasp Woman (Roger Corman, 1959) Mother! (Darren Aronofsky, 2017) Suspiria (Dario Argento, 1977) The Open House (Matt Angel, Suzanne Coote, 2018)

November

The Damned Don't Cry (Vincent Sherman, 1950) Notorious (Alfred Hitchcock, 1946) While the City Sleeps (Fritz Lang, 1956) The Man Who Wasn't There (Joel Coen, 2001) The Naked City (Jules Dassin, 1948) The Petrified Forest (Archie Mayo, 1936) Croupier (Mike Hodges, 1998) In a Lonely Place (Nicholas Ray, 1950) Elevator to the Gallows (Ascenseur pour l'échafaud, Louis Malle, 1958) Key Largo (John Huston, 1948) Dial M for Murder (Alfred Hitchcock, 1954) The Long Farewell (Долгие проводы, Kira Muratova, 1971) The Killers (Robert Siodmak, 1946) Gun Crazy (Joseph H. Lewis, 1950) Alphaville (Jean-Luc Godard, 1965) Laura (Otto Preminger, 1944) The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949) Dark City (Alex Proyas, 1998) Night and the City (Jules Dassin, 1950) Ace in the Hole (Billy Wilder, 1951)

December

Nimic (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2020) Elsa la rose (Agnès Varda, 1966) Le Bonheur (Agnès Varda, 1965) Little Girl (Petite Fille, Sébastien Lifshitz, 2020) Cold Meridian (Peter Strickland, 2020) The Fiancés of the Bridge Mac Donald (Les Fiancés du Pont Mac Donald ou (Méfiez-vous des Lunettes Noires)) (Agnès Varda, 1961) Along the Coast (Du côté de la côte, Agnès Varda, 1958) Vic + Flo Saw a Bear (Vic + Flo ont vu un ours, Denis Côté, 2013) Zootopia (Byron Howard, Rich Moore, 2016) It's a Wonderful Life (Frank Capra, 1946) Paddington (Paul King, 2014) Miracle on 34th Street (George Seaton, 1947) High Life (Claire Denis, 2018) Paddington 2 (Paul King, 2017)

[chibi-pix]

Okay, y’all! You know what time it is? Time for me to go over another “Chibi watches”! And we’re in season three of Voltron: Defender of the Universe! Due to how the episodes were numbered on the site I’m using, we pretty much leave off with others and we’re starting with episode 53. So, tonight’s watch consisted of episodes 53 through 60. A good start, if I do say so myself.  Now then! Let’s get the show on the road! With A dinner and a show? 

Episode 53.  Ah, Sven, I actually missed you a bit. Glad to know season three exists so you can be alive.  And Bandor, honey. Your voice seems a bit different. Less like a kazoo. But that happens and I don’t mind.  Ah, and Lotor. Didn’t miss you you son of a... well, I shouldn’t insult your mother... Ah, and pointing out that you’re royal blood. The only royal you are, Lotor, is a royal pain.  Tentacles grabbing the paladins. Hopefully they haven’t seen hentai to make them worry. 

Moving on to episode 54. “What a repulsive laugh you have, witch.” I feel like I should take offense to that because even I’ve had my moments of evil cackles. Scared the hell out of some of my classmates. Probably didn’t help with several classmates sure I was also a witch. 👀 “He wants to get rid of me? I can’t believe it!” Honey... didn’t he make it clear he didn’t like you in season one? You better believe it you bitch in denial.  A general? Who authorized this guy? And who thought it was a brilliant idea to take over the Voltron Force? Allura! Don’t be eager for this! Put him down! Get rid of the general! You don’t need him! Oh look, dancing! And Allura only seems to wanna dance with Coran. He must be like my grandpa at school dances when I was growing up. Many wanted to dance with him, too, classmates, teachers, and chaperones alike. But Grandpa is way better than Coran.  Um, moving on. Let’s see, Pussy Cat in the green lion and making Pidge crash. Ah! The general. “It’s not them, General. I’m afraid it’s you.” Yeah, you tell him, Coran. It’s the general’s fault the team isn’t doing so hot and they shouldn’t have listened to his orders to begin with. I know I wouldn’t have. But I have this bad habit of doing the exact opposite of what someone orders me to do. 

Episode 55 leads us over to a giant stompy robeast. Being turned into a kitty. Okay, it’s official. That would be my weakness and how someone would be able to trick me. I’m a sucker for cute kitties. Spoiler, all kitties are cute! I’m highly amused by the mice tricking Pidge just to get his apple. And then shock the poor boy. I feel sorry for him, but I’m highly amused. And they lead him to more trouble and to see a princess changing her clothes. Whoops! Aww! Pidge adopts the kitty! BUT! Noooo! It’s Haggar’s trick... Please. I just want Pidge to have a kitty he adores and who is good.... Okay, Pidge dressed as a chef is freaking adorable! And Lunch is a CATastrophe.  OH! Five mice! I only remember four from season one! There are five! I was hoping the Robeast would defy Haggar, wanting to be with Pidge. But. The mice were nice in the end, making a cake just for Pidge. And of course Pidge is precious and sweet, happy to share. 

Oh. I didn’t have notes for 56. I guess I got distracted with drawing. Oops! But I do at least remember part of the castle or whatever flooding and me commenting about home insurance with flood coverage. Okay, moving on.

Episode 57.  Zarkon: “You made me look like a fool!” Haggar: “That’s not hard.” Oh, I love the insults and burns. These guys are gonna need to invest in some aloe for those emotional burns.  Ah, and a mysterious guy lurking, watching the slaves. I had hope he’d be a good guy.  And I’m not disappointed. And! He’s a she! Hello lady! “You’re a very courageous woman.”  And pretty, too.” Oh Pidge. But I guess that’s to be expected of a severely honest kid with no brain to mouth filter.  “Things are going to get ugly.” “They always do when you show up.” The burns! I love them!

Episode 58 has given us the mean potion. So that really is a thing. What the quiznak?  But making a fish man. Dude, the monster fuckers probably had a field day with that one. “I never throw anything away if it can be useful.” Haggar, you sound a bit like a hoarder. And maybe me. Yeah... I suck at throwing things away, too.  Robot: “I hate pollen.” Me, too, buddy. Me too.  Okay, I’m liking this planet a bit. Strong pollen, sticky grass, it’s interesting. Of course, VLD Pidge would despise it. I wonder if I can find a way to reference this one in my VV/VLD au.  And Fishy man is awake and escaping! With the help of a jungle lady! Awesome! And the Garrison crew! I like that this season was made and able to show Garrison with Lion force instead of spliced from the two original source materials. Now they exist together. Awesome! And... fish man is jungle lady’s father? I did not see that coming.  And the music healing him. Music is always a grand thing!

Let’s move on over to episode 59. And Pidge being short. “Don’t tease him, Lance, he’s just a convenient take home size.” Yes. Wen many of us probably do want to take Pidge home. He’s adorable and huggable. He’s travel size for their convenience.  You know, I kinda like Commander Cossack. Not in a “I’m rooting for you” or “I hope you get a redemption and change” kind of way. But he’s amusing.  “Why does everyone pick on me?” Poor Cossack.

And we finish the night with episode 60!  And Cossack getting yelled at. I do feel a bit sorry for him. It’s amusing seeing Bandor signal Sven. And Sven overreacting, thinking Romelle’s in danger. You’re adorkable, Sven.  Ah! Prisoner is self conscious, not wanting to show his... wait... oh. You’re a bad guy. That was just a ruse. Clever.  Pussy Cat falling gave me Mufasa falling vibes. Minus the “long live the king” and a stampede, but still. The fall.  “Go ahead, make my day!” Bandor with a gun. I thought that line was just a meme! It’s real! Bandor! You’re bordering the same chaos energy Pidge is. I swear... And the masked guy was a robeast. I DEFINITELY did not see that coming. At least Pidge caught Bandor and Romelle when they were caught and all ended well.

Ah, this was a good start to season three of DotU. Don’t get me wrong, I liked the vehicle team, but I missed the lion team, too. Especially Pidge. I still love the chaos, explosive loving, snack munching, green boy of the team. 

Anyway! That’s it for the night! Until next time!

[underworld-melon]

Yuri on ice Pride and Prejudice au

Yuuri is Mr. Darcy.

yuuri being awkward flailing bad at communication while viktor tries his best and thinks..that asshole, he is such a player is my whole life.

like, viktor prolly thought that in cannon a lil reg eros he is like the playboy leaves the maiden(not subtle, Vi)

so what if he thinks something yuuri says to phichit after he rejects a woman (note: yuuri doesn't even know he is rejecting her) sends viktor into rage

and he is like how liz was in P&P-  angry and stuff while, yuuri is like.. holy shit, that silver haired guy from that ball who sneered at me is so hot and witty and charming, omg (aka Darcy)

(I would have stopped here but discord enabled me so... now, imma put everyone from yoi into this )

Who is mr. bingley, you ask?

it is that Masumi guy who is in the show for half a second with chris

chris is Jane.

The sick Jane scene?

well, chris is doing well with masumi so when he feels a bit sick, he is like... *bats eyelashes* masumi, take care of me, please and like any smitten guy, he does

victor is 100 per cent on board with this tactic

the only reason he runs off there is because yurio is a concerned lil tiger and refuses to admit it

yakov and Lilia are Mr and Mrs bennet and are just as dysfunctional as the original couple, albeit in different ways.

phichit is the twin of mr. bingley because I need him with yuuri but can’t pair him with chris.

the gardiners are minako and ciao ciao and they are like the ones in the story, more of the parents the bennet siblings need.

Micky is Mr Collins and sara is lady Catherine.

JJ is now lydia and Isabella is wickham. The elopement happens and in hindsight is hilarious. 

Emil is Charlotte Lucas, however, where in P&P, Charlotte is interested in a comfortable home, emil is very into micky, so that's a ride. 

Georgiana Darcy is ji guanghong and leo de la iglesia is an heir to a place and does side commentary with his "friend" ji. 

catherine bennet (kitty) is yurio, and is the same combination of charming and violently concerned as in the show and otabek is leo's friend who enables yurio.

Mary bennet is seung gil lee (ends up with phichit ) their story, btw, is amazing.

(by this we are done with the main cast of P&P but since we still have yoi left...)

Minami is yuuri's student in....something idek, dance? swords?

yuuko is the maid who tells viktor of yuuri

morooka hosts viktor at his house/talks to him somewhere in between (like the whole yuuri isn’t maybe as bad as u think thing but more miscomunication happens so it doesn’t help.) 

georgi is the person in town everyone suspects is a witch but keeps quiet about

Mila is a pianist at all the balls and plays scandalous music

yuuko's husband is the gardener.

their kids are.. kids

makka is makka and vicchan is vicchan.

they have their own love story that is very cute

Mari is yuuri's older sister who has an in with very powerful people (everyone is terrified).

kolya plisetsky is the old guy next door who somehow always lives with viktor's family (because of yurio.)

I have cast everyone. 

* insert evil laugh *

If anyone is interested to write for this au/ collab with me to write for this au, pls tell me cuz I need this in my life.