#Fairy Pussy

[nugothrhythms]

“Stargazer,” a 2022 single by Las Vegas, Nevada-based experimental darkwave and EBM act Fairy Pussy

[b1mbodoll]

gabi every time u post what ur thinking abt i am condemned with incurable brain rot :( ive alr sent u an ask abt puppy jake so im here to talk abt sungkitty ! who manhandles u to sit between his thighs so he can ‘clean u’ after a long day, hard in his shorts where he’s been practically edging himself grinding against your lower back, licking at your cheeks and neck and everywhere else. he tuts at you and growls against your neck when he realises what a mess you’ve made a mess of ur panties, pins you underneath him and spends what feels like forever licking at the sticky, milky-white mess you’ve left for him. sucks the sodden material of your panties and pockets them, claiming it’s been forever since you got him a new toy, the least you could do is let him keep these. palms at your boobs and asks what he has to do to have you leaking for him there too, mumbles against your clit that he’s gonna breed you til it sticks. sometimes he hates the way jake is always yipping at your heels, and takes it out on u :( hits your toothbrush when you’re brushing your teeth to watch you gag n tear up, glaring at him so cutely it makes him want to push you to your knees and give you something else to gag on. he always messes with the thermostat in your apartment, he’s a kitty, he doesn’t like the cold all that much, but it gives him an excuse to drape himself over you, knead your thighs and pinch your nipples because they’re poking through your shirt :( shoves jake out of your bed at night because he wants to be the one watching when your pretty tits slip out of your shirt, wants to bite at them when you stop stroking behind his ears, but also suck and lick at them when he’s drowsy and wants to be a little affectionate :(( tells it’s so gross that jake is always peeing on you or in you when you fool around to mark you up, scoffs and skulks around the apartment scoffing abt how a pretty, refined kitty like him would never do something so disgusting, but he will ! has you sucking his cock when you feel his grip tighten in your hair, and suddenly he’s tilting his head to the side, frowning that the first thing you tried to do was pull away when you feel his warmth trickling down your sore throat. you let jakey mark you with his piss, but you won’t let him do the same? he accuses you of playing favourites and makes you swallow every last drop, so hard that it’s painful watching the few droplets that escaped around the girth of his cock trickle down over your tits :( (ik my asks are alw soso long gabi so please don’t ever feel any pressure to answer them or write smth in response, i js wanted to share my thoughts + i hope ur resting well i miss seeing u on the tl :( from ur fairy anon !)

pairings: park sunghoon x f! reader

warnings: hybrids + kitty! hoon + puppy! jake mentioned + masturbation + lactation + oral + anal ment + omorashi

💌: my fairy… i dont even know what to reply to this. i fear i’ve gatekept this for long bcs its quite literally perfection.. i think m gna pass out.

mean kitty hoon is such a little pervert n ur so right he would steal your drenched panties :( takes his time dragging his rough tongue over your clothed cunt because he loves how wet n messy you get 😵‍💫 such a nasty lil thing he 100% uses them to jerk off later 😖 or better yet, uses them to tease puppy! jake :x

“hates the way jake is always yipping at your heels” oh… my god. poor jakey he’s just a little himbo :( feel like sunghoon would try to distract the poor mutt with your messy panties n it works 😓 yunie jerks his cock with your panties n completely misses out on fucking you bcs that’s what hoonie wanted :( whines n begs you to let him breed your overstimulated hole bcs your kitty was sooo mean to him!!

god him asking what he’s gotta do to get your tits leaking… im gonna pass out!!!!!! once he realizes knocking you up causes your tits to leak milk, he’s not stopping until you’re bred properly n his cum fills your womb 😵‍💫 hoonie’s so fucking desperate to taste your milk he doesn’t even care whose cum it is that sticks.. when his cock is spent n the poor thing’s shooting blanks he doesn’t stop… he lets jake be the one to fuck you but he talks the puppy through the whole thing. hisses when jake cums too early n pulls harshly on his fluffy ears to get his attention.

when they’re finished, an obscene amount of cum is steadily dripping from your cunt n it makes hoon’s ears lay flat against his head as he glares at your leaking hole. purchases a plug immediately n every time after they’re done with you, he never forgets to slip it inside, not wanting any more to go to waste before you’re knocked up.

im so weak for omo, you’re soooo twisted for this part… gosh just prim n proper kitty hoon that’s disgusted by jake pissing on or inside his owner :( joins you in the shower n helps clean you off because he absolutely Hates that your filthy mutt is able to get away with such depraved asks.. always sneers at him n complains to you that you’re too nice to him n that you jeed to put your foot down every once in a while.

you listen, n ask jake not to do it for at least a little while bcs your kitty doesnt like it 🥺 jake’s whiney but ultimately agrees n sunghoon’s behavior changes. rather than wrinkle his nose n tell you that you smell too much like jake, he becomes more possessive because you smell like you again. curls his tail around you as you deepthroat his cock n when he cums in your mouth you swallow all of it, peering up at him through wet lashes as you noisily suck his tip.

the sight’s too fucking much for hoonie, you look so pretty on your knees for him n he’s dying to ruin you. uses his thumbs to wipe your tears before placing his big hands on the back of your head and forcing you to take him all the way inside your mouth, the tip hitting the back of your throat n making you squirm n struggle to pull off. warmth floods your mouth n you choke it down, some of his piss dribbling down your chin and tits, making you moan around his cock. hoon’s soooo upset that you even struggled in the first place and pouts his way into fucking your ass full of cum next, somewhere you havent even let jake use yet <3

[moe-broey]

Quick and rough Plumeria redesign, mostly just cause...... I gotta do what comes naturally to me, man. Give me some Shapes. Simplify that design or so help me.

I don't have a lot of complex thoughts about it, actually! Just the idea of having a "sexy" outfit that draws the eyes to certain parts of the body -- while simultaneously being modest and Sharp. Having an edge to it. Also!!!! The luna moth inspired wings!!! I wanted to stay within her og color palette, but I've also always thought luna moth wings would suit her... the top wing is vaguely heart shaped, too!

[jessiesjaded]

I'm pretty sure this is what happened

[rafikecoyote]

[bitepilled]

[vaugarde]

im bored rn, here's what i'd have liked ash's gen 8 team to look like

[fairytailrenders]

[bubblybutterflybaddie]

Jhene really ate down when she said, "That dick make my soul smile, that dick make me so damn proud "

He make me feel like a pussy fairy frfr

[frozenmarchflower]

In an empty seat, my melancholia wander

I had never born, for my self to be a ghost

In a futur past, my shell will be a fairy

And all my vangrancy, sink in a drowsky dream

[dearjewels22]

2088 til ♾️

Seané dump

[cicadareverend]

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[lunellum]

This delightfully bizarre medieval story, courtesy of vagina_museum on Twitter. Text under the cut.

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If a medieval French vagina could speak, what would it say?

We actually have the answer to this. Allow us to tell you the tale of The Knight Who Could Make Cunts Speak.

"Le Chevalier qui fist parler les cons" is a fabliau (a usually-bawdy story in verse written by jongleurs to entertain) It was written by an author called Garin, included in manuscripts dating to around 1340.

The story starts with an unnamed knight and his squire, Huet. The knight has fallen on hard times, and sold or pawned his possessions, including his armour, cloak and weapons. The knight wants to compete in a tournament to earn money: Huet reminds him he doesn't have any weapons.

Huet, being the brains of the operation, comes up with a scheme to secure the money to get the knight's weapons out of pawn: he sees three beautiful women bathing in a fountain and steals their clothes with the intention of selling them.

The knight is Not Happy with this plan. He insists that the clothes are given back to these women, and gives his squire a dressing down in front of the women. The women turn out to be fairies in disguise.

In gratitude, the three fairies bestow gifts upon the knight to help him achieve riches.

The first fairy gives him the gift of always being enthusiastically welcomed wherever he goes, a fairly normal and immediately obviously useful gift.

The second fairy gives him the gift that if he speaks directly to a vagina, the vagina will be compelled to speak back.

The third fairy adds to the second fairy's gift: if a vagina is in some way incapacitated and unable to speak, the person's anus will be able to talk to him.

You probably think the second and third gifts bestowed upon the knight by the fairies are a little weird. Readers, so did the knight. He was both embarrassed and baffled by being granted the gift of being a Doctor Doolittle of orifices.

The knight goes to a village and he receives an ecstatic welcome. He meets a rich priest who invites the knight and squire to stay with him. As the first gift has been shown to be true, he decides to try out his ability to talk to cunts, and speaks to the priest's mare's vagina.

The mare's vagina immediately begins singing like a canary. It tells the knight that the priest is carrying a large sum of money that he's going to spend on a nice dress to give to his mistress.

The horse vagina speaks audibly. This frightens the priest, who runs away as fast as he can, dropping his cloak and money as he goes. Our knight now has a cloak and some money, thanks to the second gift.

The knight and squire now approach a castle. Once again, they receive a very warm welcome. Everyone runs up and is hugging him. The count himself gives the knight a great big kiss on the mouth. The countess isn't quite so full-on... but she is horny for the knight.

The lady of the house is eager to have a go on the knight, but knows this isn't tenable as a married woman, so she decides to send a maid along to give him a go instead.

The knight is somewhat startled by a naked woman turning up in his bed in the middle of the night. However, after about ten seconds they start making out and things begin to get sexual.

At this point, the knight talks to the maid's vagina to ask what it thinks about the situation. The vagina says they were sent there by the lady of the house.

The maid reacts like any reasonable human whose pussy has just piped up and began telling everyone her business: she freaks the hell out, leaps up out of that bed and runs away.

The countess is now utterly intrigued by the knight after hearing that he made a woman's vagina speak. But she decides her vagina is a much better class of vagina and wouldn't just start chatting with a knight.

The countess makes a wager with him: she'll give him £40 if he can make her vagina speak, and if he can't, he must give her his horse and armour.

In order to stack the odds in her favour, the countess goes away to prepare. She takes cotton and shoves it into her vagina. The story is specific that she puts at least a pound of cotton inside herself, and that she rams it in with her fist.

Thus stuffed, she returns to the knight and bids him to do his worst.

The knight asks the countess's vagina where she'd just gone, and the vagina cannot answer on account of having half a kilo of fabric in it. Whatever the knight tries, that pussy was just not talking.

He starts to panic, until Huet reminds the knight of his third gift - the Chekhov's talking butthole, hanging on the wall since the first act.

The knight asks the countess's anus why her vagina is being so cagey, and her arsehole honestly answers explaining what the countess had done. Everyone in the room watching (did we mention the entire castle has assembled to watch this?) knows that the countess cheated.

The count orders her to unstuff her pussy, and when she does, the knight makes her vagina account for why it was quiet earlier. It corroborates the butthole's account.

And so the story has a happy ending. The knight wins the money in the wager, and he can now go off and do the tournaments... and wherever he goes, he receives a warm welcome.

[lalobasolitaria13]

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[svtskneecaps]

ayo shoutout to revali for being the champion whose ability i have used the least since obtaining