#Fuck sql

[onlytiktoks]

[moderator-monnie]

Does Slammer have the hots for the rot? Virus yaoi? /j

(Slammer Sonic Artwork made by @lazy-charlie )

(The Rot/Contaminated Au/Artwork made by @sonicexelle-junkary )

Moderator Monnie: PERSONALLY, It's something I have begun to ship personally, Ironically enough being Slammers creator.

But Canonically, Slammer can't feel that way, Slammer's goal as a virus to spread, but it does enjoy the rot's company, and thinks combing both of their abilities together, could be the ultimate way to spread.

Like just imagine this right? SQL!ROT ((also the name of their fusion but can be used as a ship name lmao))

They combine together, then they are not only able to enter the internet, but due to how the rot itself functions enter the real world too.

Infecting game world's but once enough is consumed... one day... thousands. Maybe even million's of computers having black goop come out of their monitor's all at the same time,

And if anything organic or anything powered by electricity, has this 'goop' enter it, they become infected and thus now become part of a singular mind.

A truly horrific thought, when not only are your friends, family and pet's not safe, not not even something as simple as a desk lamp, can be trusted.

Now that's peak horror.

A Mixture of a computer worm, and an alien virus.

[queen0funova]

It's all fun and games until you find a legit sql vulnerability while trying to study sql vulnerabilities

[crows-of-buckets]

I love how everytime I'm like "I'm going to get so much work done today!" My focus and attention span decides it's going to go fuck off to God knows where

[clockworkbibliophile]

lord I am so exhausted of applying to dozens of jobs every week without getting a single response other than your application wasn’t selected. my current job is wrecking me and I am so burnt out and just want a job that pays well and doesn’t make me want to die 24/7. im at my wits end like who do I need to pay to make my resume/linkedin stand out because how do people hear back from jobs??? what am I doing wrong

[demo-ness]

my old advisor was """restructured""" a while ago and my new one can be SO frustrating. they spent several emails working on the assumption that i had veteran benefits, for some reason, and in our most recent interaction they just full on ignored my question about whether a class i wanted to take would be viable or not. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE TO DO, MAN

[acesammy]

ugh applying to jobs recently has felt like back when i was in college the first time applying to movie theater jobs and getting denied without an interview despite being 19 with 2 years of experience - including managerial experience

[simknowsstuff]

Eeaaaoughhh

i just fucking

Did so much rearangement in programing

In ASYNCHRONOUS PROGRAMMING

AND IT WORKED

this is like my magnum opus as a programmer, i made decisions that weren't fatally wrong and was able to move stuff around for neatness and hoaly shit

Tmmrw im gonna work on mostly blobs and higher order sql data (i somehow gotta store messages between users and like other stuff and aaaaaaaaadhhfjdjd ) so that I can finally make the website part exist

[j3553x3]

it always amazes me how sitting in front of a computer all day, really actively working and thinking, leaves me feeling physically spent. like a slack off day makes me feel restless, and being hunched over gets my shoulders, but I don't even want to move after a full day of programming. like my brain is just done, and that includes moving.

[fujimen]

Current work mood collage

[tempestclerics]

spent like four hours today on multiple different tasks that required finding the world's jankiest/silliest possible system workarounds. whoever's in charge of my writer's room thinks they're so funny

[touchmycoat]

lost my mind to this song at work today so

希望我的努力能夠趕上她 有天我能給她完整的一個家 可若妳安排了別人給她 我會祝福她 上天你別管我先讓她幸福吧

I hope that my hard work will catch up to her that one day I can give her a completed home but if you've lined up someone else for her I will congratulate her God don't mind me make her happy first

[the-cooler-sidestep]

me: man why didn't i finish this discord bot me, pouring over my code and remembering the torture of trying to interact with an SQL database through python: ah. I see.

[mysticorset]

Opening up a complex project file that I had to put away a couple of weeks ago before I was finished making it work, and then opening it back up to continue where I left off

[mfcl3780cdw]

third time was the charm :) they're finally hiring an actual CAD intern instead of bugging IT because we've been so godawful at it for years

[stupidpersonhere]

I've been publishing on LinkedIn for days and I need to cleanse my palate with normal ass posts so that's why I came here. Please don't interact, don't look at my way, I just want to be, for once, in a normal ass website and not on the excruating experience LinkedIn is.