#Fucking human ass fucking brains
Text
There are two kinds of inebriated AO3 posts
Being
The high ones:
Sorry I'm hig, anywayys heres the storry
' Uand they rubbed eaach otber and sucked bongs and allso , alsoo cocks '
and then there's the drunk ones, somehow:
i am deeply sorry, but I am currently rather intoxicated, and so am posting this fanfiction at 3 am, and fuck everyone who has a problem with that:
' and then the kiss dashed across his throat, like sugar in the sweet way it stung as the rose-brushed lips swiped across to his own, and sharp in their somehow subtle pressure. Eroticism dashed gallantly through his very viens as his hands began the gentle but pulling excursion into the man's depths, reverent as if it were the most tropical rainforest as sweet wine and calmer herbs flitted fleetingly across their minds, tongues, a mingled airs '
Like please god tell me I'm not the only one that noticed that please
Somehow the drunk ones are always written perfectly and beautifully and I
DONT KNOW HOW
but as soon as they insinuate they were high its normally like that??
Like i dont get it?? Drunk people have so little coordination and high people as long as its only like a bit of weed seem so calm and put together please help me understand science side of tumblr I am so deeply incredibly confused
#ao3#fanfiction#gay#meme post#High#Weed#drunkeness#in vino veritas#i guess#In weed what the fuck did you just write#And why the fuck didn't you take it down when you sobered up#How are drunk people sometimes so literate#As someone who has drunk posted to AO3 before its like my second most popular work help#I do not understand#Like i couldn't tie my own shoe laces while drunk but some gow can write edit and post an entire short story ??#Like what the fuck#Why brain#Why the fuck do you have to be like this#Fucking human ass fucking brains#Ahgh#help#Bah
0 notes
Text
Every time I draw or think about human Dust sans he has to be trans masc and I simply do not make the rules.
#utmv#sans aus#dust sans#human dust sans#trans dust sans#fucking hell#BRAINROT HELP ME#ANYONE ELSE?#brain worms#undertale#murder sans#but trans masc#flutters eyelashes#WHENEVER I DRAW THEM AS HUMANS LIKE dust is trans masc and killer is some level of non binary and horror genderfluid and cross is#a cis king dude bro collecting all of the gay Pokémon cards and and nightmare just is nightmare and he does drag for fun thank you and#cross is a gay ass bicon motherfucker and he gets them all all the colorful gendered joyfriendsand yes he likes to show off the pretty shin#Trans#singing#loud trans singing like a siren pulling people deep into the brainrot#Cmere little gay people who like bones
113 notes
·
View notes
Text
Day 279 | id in alt
It bit him in the ass I'll say that much lmao (left to right)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#fushiguro megumi#tokyo trio#yes Fushiguro is drawn like that#imma be real w yall i was tired and i didn't wanna draw out his face like how I usually do#still fits him kinda sorta....plank of wood lookin boy fr#i loathe his hair bro take a damn shower#the three of them are slowly becoming their colors respectively its kinda funny#im low-key tweaking the fuck out#but we aint gotta talk about that i genuinely will and have eaten drywall#ive eaten batteries n shit before this aint surprising#ive eaten worse things and none of them are human related unless you wanna be smart and say its man made then like...sure i guess#but besides that i just like Kugisaki being snarky as shit with Fushiguro#i mean that “first time losing a partner?” comment didn't fly over my head Kugisaki. i know what your brain is doing#i yearn for the sea yet i am deeply afraid of its depths#MANNNNNN THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
adhd comix
#man i dont even have the energy to be mad. im just tired#like. dont u love it when your parents exhibit symptoms of ADHD and your sibling is diagnosed with a learning disability#and instead of thinking oh shit what if the other one has smth too. they subject you to The Horrors#i cant bring myself to hate my parents. but im tired of feeling obligated to defend them when the thing they think is working#isnt actually working and ive just found other ways to cope to avoid any sort of conflict. like lying and stealing. lol#if someone took me aside and said 'hey so your brain doesnt make as much dopamine as usual and its not a bad thing it just means you#need external stimulation and reward system to function and youre not actually secretly fucked up or lazy' as a kid#im pretty sure i wouldnt be here rn with half the problems i already have. unfortunately getting diagnosed late means u dont have a teacher#to back you up at a parent teacher conference that forces your parents to take this shit seriously instead of ignoring it hoping itll#go away on its own. but hey what do i know i have squirrel ipad baby disease. what do i know about my own symptoms#AND. AND i think im allowd to be mad bc ive been doing my own research on this for years before and after diagnosis#theyve been putting me thru the WORST parenting techniques on earth. which they could have corrected at anytime but they were#comfortable thinking they were doing it right and didnt bother to check if they were or werent fucking up their kid in the long run#and refusing to acknowledge it. i just!! they just decided one day hey lets make babies!! and just looked at books on how to make#a human being survive as long as possible!!! what the fuck!!!!#im sorry for putting this on ppls dashes but i am. so tired. of bottling this up. and im not looking for sympathy or anything i just need#to scream and clench my fists to SOMEONE about it because theyre not gonna take this well up the ass. sigh#yapping#vent
53 notes
·
View notes
Text
if you draw enough monster ocs, when you go back to drawing a human character, it feels like "sameface syndrome" everytime, by virtue of their face being. human.
#toy txt post#or maybe i am just sameface syndrome#but also different face syndrome#two characters will have the same face but then the next time i draw those characters its a different face than they had last time!#i know part of it is being out of practice but also there is definitely an element of feeling constrained by human facial structure lmao#the monsters have Their Own Problems but like. no one has a face like bokrae no matter how inconsistent i am about drawing her#her features are iconic enough to her that you can tell everytime#birdie???? i faceclaimed eartha kitt for her and im still struggling cos i feel weird about faceclaiming as a concept#but even then 😭 one time i was trying to give headloose a face and someone was like wow he looks like birdie!#me 😭😭😭😭😭 what!!!!!! hes not supposed to!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i need to practice. features#you know the worst part about coming up w a bunch of fuckin Scenarios in my brain for ocs is that i have even fucking Drawn them yet#to give them like. iconic staple features and figure out what their faces look like. which feels like it would really help to have that#knowledge and muscle memory before i jump into trying to draw intense scenes with difficult poses!!#not to mention. listen. i can do the monster faces. somewhat. the bodies??????????? well for one. theyre too big everytime#im convinced i could be trying to draw bokrae on like a full ass wall size paper like a mural thing and run out of room. it just keeps#happening. i have no sense of scale for them either. by which i mean i struggle w scale already and also cant decide what i want it to be#and ive tried to handwave it away by being like ohhh uh. birdie casts spells on them to change their sizes for convenience but also#no. perhaps that explanation works for other ppl. @ myself tho its not good enough i Know Better!!!!!!#agh!!!!!!! i really need to figure out bokrae's Teeth also. like i dont. i coukd get away with it. but i should. and i want to.#anyway all this to say that i need to give these characters faces and body designs (actually the body designs for humanoid ocs is the easy#part. the faces are whats stumping me? well. i need more practice w all the body types again but like i Know what im Going For at least.#for the most part anyway. havent fully figured out heights. struggling w characters that i want to make short but give imposing tall energy#on occasion? birdie can be short all day long no problem. I want Alasdair to be short enough that he has a bunch of short boyfriends that#feel tall around him? bytte was going to be like 6ft max but then i thought about making her taller and like. what if i made her taller#headloose is not that /short/ but he is Not Tall and prolly pretty lean? twink build for sure#and of course all these short /tall distinctions come with a bias of relativity to my own height which i categorize as medium height#but short ppl call me tall and insist its not average and tall ppl call me short. (5'6) and then i have to factor in how the gender changes#the dynamic of a height like my height is Short For A Man but medium to tall for a Woman. which id argue is medium height bc mens heights#are socially held to high standards (hehe) and also i know ethnicity/race is also a factor? but im out of tags. rip. bye
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry i'm not ignoring you i'm just mentally ill
#i really love talking with people !! my extroverted ass runs on your pspspsps#but my brain and body are also so fucked it takes a ton out of me#no matter how much i crave connection and constant human interaction#all my unanswered asks and texts sorryyyyyy#bun.txt
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
seetttthing scalding hot take but honestly i feel no sympathy or theoretical sadness about altea being blown to bits. the few alteans we DO know are all assholes. clearly the universe isn't missing much. in fact, if you look at the only canon universe that DOES still have altea--- they go on to be just as bad as the galran empire if not even worse.
so yeah. maybe zarkon did the universe a small favor before he went truly off the deep end.
edit; just found out alteans destroyed Diabaazal long before zarkon destroyed altea. nothing ANYONE says can convince me alteans are anything *but* the real villain of the show. they got what they deserved.
#calling coran an asshole only bc he's... well. kind of an asshole.#and honestly speciesist.#the first episode always makes me seeth mad over that one line 'look at your synapses firing away in their primitive brain cage!' bc#apparently only alteans can make observations and only alteans have 'evolved' brains#what pidge said wasnt even that ground breeaking of an observation. anyone who wasnt actually blind would be able to see the lions together#that one line was the perfect glimpse into how alteans ACTUALLY behaved and how they ACTUALLY viewed all the planets they colonized.#bc i do not believe for a second that they were actually a 'diplomatic race'.#that's just sparkly language for space colonizers.#and all the times he rambles on about altea while the paladins are stressed. he doesn't even consider their feelings or notice.#their constant dismissal and even insulting of the humans' biological needs and social behaviors. aint no fucking way a diplomatic species#that has traveled the universe and seen and allied with billions of species would behave like that. and it isn't just allura. it's coran to#they constantly compare everything the humans do to what the alteans COULD do. again; first episode allura gets mad at these teenage kids#for not being able to fiht a gladiator 'fit for an altean child'. she gets mad at them for laughing and bonding (the ENOUGH! scene at dinne#allura is self explanatory.#honerva is self explanatory (she was a major asshole long before she became haggar)#lotor is self explanatory#i havent watched past se 6 bc i refuse to but the small bit i have seen from romelle? also an asshole.#and again. alllllll of the comet au alteans.#even alfor is kind of douchey at times. i mean clearly he raised his daughter to do nothing other than kiss his ass.#vld#anti allura
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
If any of you retarded fucks infantilize Ralph from dbh I'm gonna get you personally
#- sincerely a retard#diseasy squeaks#dbh ralph#detroit become human#hes so fucking hot#grown ass man who kills#he just has some brain damage#head trauma doesnt mean he is now 6 years old#rolling my eyes#anyways i want him carnally i have to fuck him#ps i love you markus#this post has nothing to do with markus dbh#i love him though#shout out markus
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Don't do a thinkpiece on skypiea if you're going to completely ignore white christian settler colonization and indigenous genocide. Just don't talk about it.
#its so wild how smart ppl who watch one piece are#yall can write theories all day long and im like wow yall are so smart#but when it comes to skypiea you go braindead#i do not believe youre that stupid#that you dont recognize it#i genuinely just think youre anti indigenous#and dont want to recognize anything doing with indigenous genocide bc you benefit so much from it#ive been looking online for anything that has an intelligent take on skypiea and i havent found much#ppl comparing it to palestine#which is fair#but imo wano represents that situation a lot better#its pretty obvious skypiea is commentary on the indigenous genocide of north america#i think you guys forget that#by tens of millions#and hundreds of years#thats the biggest and longest lasting genocide in human history#nothing in history comes anywhere close to what was done to indignenous north americans#i know yall dont care and dont take it seriously#but odas not a fucking brain dead dumb ass bitch#obviously hed make one of the most important arcs in the series revolve around a significant real world event#its even the way that he went out of his way to show that the indigenous ppl are somewhat sovereign#but theyre STILL being targeted by the white ppl and controlled by white christian colonization
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Voodoo Killer
#alastor#human alastor#ftm al#hazbin hotel#horror#i really tried to make al look like an edgelord here#also if you are wondering why al's axe looks different every time i draw it that is because alastor does not have one axe#he just takes the axe from the home of his victim and uses that to brain them to death#also im really bad at drawing axes. i admit it ok?? i suck! i suck!#al probably looks evil here but he's actually supposed to be an antihero#my vision for alastor is that he was originally an antihero but later became evil#he became REALLY fucking evil that's why his ass is in Hell!
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
this may not be very coherent bc I have a narsty cold but it’s something I don’t see talked about much— I’ve been thinking about how much I enjoy the fact that Peter Parker/Spider-Man is kind of creepy. Like. I love that he’s got that freaky “teleport when you’re not looking” ability spiders have, the creepy crawling, the fast and unpredictable movements, the eerie stillness, the hanging, the warning that they’re around with entangling traps or even just dissolving cobwebs that let you know they’re in the area. the kind of animalistic, unnatural, disturbing parts of being a spider that makes spiders, and spider-man, so cool
#spider-man#I got reminded abt this last night w that scene in the first Raimi spider-man movie where Peter is hiding#and everytime someone looks at where he was he’s crawled to another location so fucking quickly EXACTLY like how spiders do#when he crawls around super fast or slowly and it kind of evokes the same ‘oh jeez’ feeling when spiders do it#when he’s just hanging in a corner completely stone still and you know he’s getting ready#I’m sure villains and the like get a little freaked when they see his webs around the same way you’d be like ‘oh god that’s a big spider’#when you see a new and big ass spider web in the basement#the way he’s got the ability now to just. crawl in such a creepy way#bc his tendons and such are just. mutated in a way now that he can just contort#I think spiders are cool (I have a slight phobia but I fight hard against it bc spiders are cool af) but they have the occupational hazard#of having very fast bug movements that just set off alarm bells in the human brain bc evolution#and I love that Peter has that now. sometimes it’s like it’s just the costume that gives him the spider like stuff#but he’s just Like that. it’s easy to feel like he’s just a normal human guy under there but he’s no longer that at least physically#that’s one of the reasons I absolutely love it when Peter does spider stuff in normal human clothes. it’s like a reminder
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
I THINK!! usopp and nami (and maybe others too) need to learn haki. They said you can't be in the new world without it because everyone is just so incredibly strong and here we are. They are getting headbutted to death and can't do anything about it (their abilities are being nerfed for the plot I know) but they could be SO GOOD if they could do something more idk.... we saw how strong nami was with zeus.... but she has fought with her bostaff before and that just disappeared... nami haki bostaff you will live in my dreams I guess
#jesus christ the blood#OH MY GOD!! KIKU!!!!!#WHY HER????????#episode 1005#WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO SUFFER!!! TAKE ALL HER PAOM AND MAKE SANJI HAVE IT#SHINOBU!!!!!! YAMATO!!! DESTROY THEM!!!!!#rovin and chipper with a plank akdhass#hamlet and fourtricks lmaooo#now back to BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SUFFERING!!!! SHE IS NOT DEAD DONT MAKE THAT FACE!!!! OH SHE IS ALRIGHT#WOUND CAUTERIZING OMG!!!!! kaido just there watching ajdjakdjk AND SHE GETS UP TO FIGHT AGAIN!!! BADDEST BITCH IN WANO!!!!#now she cant do the oden nitoryuu#death makes humans whole..... you could have had your head cut off 10 minutes ago#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1006#im blaming sanji for kikus arm. if he had gotten there earlier he would have gotten the hit and a woman wouldn't have spilled her blood#APOO IS ALIVE AND KICKING AGAIN??? DIEEEEEE#episode 1007#you know its getting slow when the episode tags look like this lmao#zoro complaining how fighting apoo is a waste KILL HIM THEN!!! DECAPITATION!!!!#not only ZORO but DRAKE IS THERE TOO! APOO SHOULD BE QUARTERED ALREADY!!!!#NAMI!!!!!! ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SUFFERING AND AS ALWAYS SANJI IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!! HYPOCRITE!!!!#this is why armor haki needs to be taught on the sunny. wdym nami can just get super hit. like come on. this is just self preservation#omg..... usopp brain fracture.... NAMI AVENGE HIM!!!#OMG NAMI WILLI#G TO DIEEE FOR LUFFYS DREAM!!! AND TAMAAA!!!!!!!! COMES AND SAVES HER!!!!!#usopp wanting her to lie and save herself but no..... damn and he wouldn't do it either#episode 1009#CARROT KICK HIS ASS!!!!! noooooooo :(((( i feel like we don't get enough of someone missing someone dead like this.... it's so good....#WANDA SULONG TOO?? LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!! PEROSPERO SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!!
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
soong-type androids got me actin up (screaminh crying throwing up rolling aroudn on the floor trashinh the whole room t
#THE OFFSPRING IS SK TRAGIC IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS#IT HURTS SO BAD#like 'let me just casually make this child that i made with my OWN BRAIN'#'and hope she doesnt fucking die'#and then she dies and you can't even greive for her in a way that is humanely appropriate#no emotions my ass..#bro LITERALLY named her beloved . is that not enough#sorry that episodr makes me so sooo so violent#star trek#star trek tng#star trek the next generation#data soong#lal soong#rosey rambles
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
A little break from what I normally post here but since I'm American I want to talk about this for a sec...
Just a heada up... Tw: politics 😭
If you live in America, please vote 😭
The whole Gov. Gavin Newsom thing is so funny to me 😂 If you dont know, he signed a bill outlawing political misinformation basically saying "You should not be able to promote something that is known to be false as certain fact, and you can not use political figurs vocies and appearance to make them say something they wouldnt normally say" Sounds like a positive for everyone right? Less lies, more truth and sort of security in knowing people will be discouraged from using deepfakes right?
NOPE! Republicans took it as a personal attack on them 😂 He referenced a deepfake video that Elon musk re-tweeted that features Kamala's voice being used to say things she wouldn't normally say... and now Republicans are like rallying behind it?? 😂😂 They are literally on twitter going "Hes coming after us!! Hes trying to take away our rights to lie as much as we want! And hes trying to take away our right to make fake videos featuring a political figures voice agaisnt their will!!" Like wtf?! Do they think being able to manipulate media and lie purposefully to fear monger is a right?!?! Like for fucks sake! Show me where on the Bill of Rights it says "Elon Musk should be allowed to be angry at women online because hes a sad man child and repost actual propaganda as fact to millions."
Sorry for the rant! I know my page is definitely more liberal leaning but I needed to vent after a very stressful week of American Politics 😂😭 Love you all, Ill be back with morw voice videos soon!
#rant post#personal rant#fuck American Politics#cant stand elon musk#elon needs to shove a computer chip so far up his ass it that it enhances his brain and gives him human empathy#gov gav#gavin newsom#california#new law#kamala harris#vote#get out there and vote#gavin newsom law#political#politics#discourse#thank you for coming to my ted talk#how has elon not been arrested yet
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
The pain of this has surely made me what I am,
Eventually, they all will tear me apart.
You're angry with the beating
Of my careless, selfish heart,
You're chasing me 'cause I'm too close,
Scared of what I can start . . . //for @scarlxtleaves
#Vampire AU - The Horror Is Sentient#Crossover: This Isn't My World#Eren Yeager (Son of Man - An Adam That Hates Humanity)#scarlxtleaves#{{ my brain let me do this. dkjhefrjf anyway here's ur surprise gift. ...i lost count of how many i have for you honestly. XD#{{ i would have put more effort into graphics but i'm not feeling my best rn *cris* anyway take this gothic romance shit from me.#{{even though these are NOT romantic at all in nature (she is but lMAO) but that just comes with the nature of her being a vampire and all.#{{anyway the first and third stanzas are from eren's perspective. vamp!maiz is the second which is accurate.#{{vamp!maiz literally cares about nothing. eren is just lashing out because he's a violent - malicious ass mofo and using his anger-#{{--as an excuse to be a terror. but also he's lowkey justified bc fuck marley. anyway i'm rambling XD#{{take this before someone cancels me for liking eren l m a o
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
its fucking time baybee
Alright. Alright. FUck. Oh my fuck. I have time now to sit down and process fionna and cake. god fuck. holy shit.whta the fuck , ive been so busy and ive finally caught up and. god what the shit
FUCK
DAMN IT ALL GOD FUCKIGN FGUIGT5BFEWIGTRFTHY
god fucking damnit i KNEW it was going to tear my HEART out we're not even FINISHED YET THE SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
uuuguhuhuhuhuhuhuh i need to be coherent. ok. ok.
I planned initially to talk about the episodes individually but fuck that,
So Simon is very suicidal. like. oh god I know we saw it in the original series but here it's on another level. He doesn't *just* want to die. He wants to put himself through an experience he considers WORSE than death for the rest of eternity. like. hell man. hes not ok
and like. i've mentioned it before but simon's just so. nice, yknow? He's kind. he's good. You can see he wants to be a good person and that part of him is like, slowly being drawn out again. He's so damaged and stuck in the past that he ends up hurting people around him. he made a little girl cry. He tried to talk about it with marcy, we know he's not okay with his behavior. and then with the candy queen, he's sees that she's nuts and he is immediately talking about helping her. He's trying to give her the kindness and help that he was denied for so long.
(and it makes me think about Ice King, right? Like, remind me, has anyone, and I mean ANYONE, ever approached IK and genuinely, earnestly asked IK for real help? If a little kid asked IK to please save them, would simon's kindness shine through? would Ice King help?)
And i'm genuinely nervous about what's to come. I imagine at some point it's going to hit F+C that the crown and Simon do NOT mix. And it's going to probably be a rude wakeup call. but what about after that?
Like. we didn't see Simon in the afterlife. We've all been theorizing about that for a bit but since we know for a FACT that simon is aging, then I imagine something is going to happen to him that keeps him from the deadworlds. and i'm putting a lot of trust into the show because it's really good so far so if something strange and cosmic DOES happen to simon, i have faith it will be good.
but like!!!! i kinda don't........ want that?? I want him to live in his OWN reality and make peace there, so he doesn't get separated from marcy. (The Simon and Marcy relationship is pretty much one of my favorite, if not the favorite, thing i love about AT. If something does happen to simon, I want him to have some way to stay connected to marceline.) And I want him to still be friends with Finn and I want him to make it up to that little girl he hurt. Im nervous he'll end up leaving and while we might get some of that, will everything get resolved in a satisfying way???
probably (hopefully) i'm being paranoid. This show is great so far. I think it can handle simon for a while longer. and i think if something weird does happen to simon, i can enjoy it.
i got more thoughts, but this post will do for now
#at spoilers#spoilers#at#adventure time#fionna and cake series#at fiona and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#ugh#the theme song drives me nuts (in a good way)#and the fionna characterization!!! i never thought i would love it this much but its so good#the characters swearing feels.... so natural to me somehow#like yeah. of course they say ass and crap and damn. thats what they do#now say fuck do it say fuck#they can botch the entire series and i'll only allow it if they make simon say fuck#the humanized genderswap brainworld is awesome too#bro simon got boys in his brain being fruity and god fucking damn that's hilarious#the yuri king contains yaoi#also all the murders. like fuck#i really want farmworld finn to be alive but errrrrr im not holding much hope for him. rip#brian david gilbert fucking jumpscared me#why is winter king so tall#like i said. i got more thoughts but they'll get their own posts
14 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
eyebags-for-years
stella
t-finite-blog
All about Infinite and T-ara
harmless-person
On that Chainsaw Man rabbit hole
petiteboleyns
sans titre
pandacharas
All for the OCs. Always.