j:mixtape/heart_drive — han jisung. ·˚ ༘♡
↝ pairing: han jisung x reader
↝ genre: humor, angst, fake dating au, soundcloud rapper au
↝ word count: 24k
↝ warnings: alcohol consumption, explicit language, jisung is dumb... like actually an idiot. this is the idiots to lovers that you didn’t know you needed. some good ol’ slow burn, which i’m sure is obvious because this is a fucking beast but it must be noted, so i’m going on the record here... yes this did take me an entire year to write, no i am not proud of it but here we are. i hope you enjoy?
↝ description: for the past year, you’ve had a big fat crush on the (very) oblivious han jisung. you’ve dreamt about dating him… you just never imagined that when it finally happened, you would be the last to find out. or, jisung, in all his glorious idiocy, decides that the two of you faking a relationship is the solution to all his problems. (he, of course, conveniently forgets to let you know about it.)
At 10:30am on a Saturday morning, halfway through midterm season, you find yourself studying hopelessly at home by candle light.
You know how it sounds—studying, on a Saturday, in the morning? Just because you’re a struggling college student doesn’t mean you don’t have standards.
Except, at this point in the semester, you’re getting desperate, and all your standards are quickly going out the window. With exams and deadlines piling up, you’re barely hanging on, and it’s all you can do to not drown under the sheer amount of work you have to complete within the next week.
If you’re being honest, you’ve probably been wearing the same hoodie and leggings for the past three days, and you can’t quite remember the last time you had a proper meal—you know, one that consists of more than hot cheetos and gatorade. For the last week, you’ve bounced back and forth between your apartment, the library, and your classes like a ball inside a pinball machine, and you can feel your will to live slowly disintegrating as time passes.
As an anthropology major at a university renowned for their liberal arts programs, your curriculum is challenging—and although it is undeniable that you love what you’re studying, sometimes it can get a bit much.
It’s usually around this time in the semester, actually, that you begin to regret your life choices.
Choices like deciding it would be a good idea to study by candlelight.
In your defense, though, you don’t really have many options. Not since the storm last night that knocked out the power in your building, anyways. Your landlord promised it would all be up again by tomorrow, but you need to study (like, today) and well... Let’s just say the tiny windows in your apartment make a jail cell look like a resort.
You’re pouring over your archaeology textbook miserably when your phone chimes, startling you out of your reverie.
You fumble for your phone, eagerly dropping the pen you had been previously holding, and your best friend’s name flashes across the screen as you unlock it.
[10:37am] hyunjin: y/n r u up yet
[10:37am] hyunjin: wait, dumb question. ofc u are
You almost groan when you read the messages, blinking blue across your LED screen.
You love Hyunjin, you really do. As his best friend, you don’t really have much of a choice in that manner actually. But you can’t help the dread that washes over you at his message.
Because the thing about Hyunjin is that he has a knack for coming up with harebrained ideas and half baked schemes, and always—always, no matter how hard you try—manages to rope you into them too, regardless of whether or not you have more important things to be doing.
[10:45am] hyunjin: i can see u reading the msgs!! respond to me!!!!
[10:45am] you: fuck
[10:45am] you: i thought i had my read receipts off??
[10:46am] hyunjin: u did
[10:46am] hyunjin: i turned them back on 😌
[10:48am] you: bitch
[10:48am] hyunjin: mayb if u answered my texts i wouldn’t have to turn them on huh
[10:49am] you: wtvr 🙄
[10:49am] you: what do u want?
[10:50am] hyunjin: come over
[10:52am] you: look i know i’m hot and all but
[10:52am] hyunjin: what
[10:52am] hyunjin: OH EW NO
[10:53am] hyunjin: why would u ever say that 🤢
[10:53am] hyunjin: i’m out of ur league pls
[10:54am] you: u mean I’M out of UR league
[10:54am] hyunjin: no i said what i said
[10:55am] hyunjin: but NO this is not why i texted u
[10:55am] hyunjin: some of the guys r coming over so u should come 2
[10:56am] you: can’t, have 2 study
[10:57am] hyunjin: it wasn’t a question
[10:58am] hyunjin: cmoooon y/n you’ve literally been killing urself over midterms
[10:58am] hyunjin: pls. i haven’t seen u in like a week :(
[10:59am] you: yea cuz unlike u i actually want to PASS
[10:59am] you: shouldn’t u be studying too??????
[11:00am] hyunjin: pfft, studying is for losers
[11:00am] hyunjin: when was the last time u left ur apartment anyways
[11:01am] hyunjin: ur brain is gonna liquefy soon!!!!!
[11:01am] hyunjin: pls :((((( i think u can take a break for an hour at least :(
[11:03am] you: srry can’t hear u over the sound of archeomagnetism and dendrochronology
[11:04am] hyunjin: did i mention jisung is gonna be home
At the mention of his roommate, you tense up.
Because here’s the thing—his roommate, Han Jisung? You’ve known him almost as long as you’ve known Hyunjin, and there are a few undeniable facts about him.
Like how he’s really loud, kind of annoying, maybe even a little bit of an idiot. But if he’s an idiot, you must be an even bigger one, because you’ve had a big fat crush on him for a long time.
A really long time.
On the upper side of 2 years kind of long time. And the thing is, you aren’t even the kind of person who’s good at hiding these kinds of things. You think the only reason he hasn’t figured out is because of how oblivious he is, because you aren’t very discreet. Hyunjin caught on over a year ago, and he never fails to use it as emotional blackmail.
But you’re not so whipped that you would drop everything at the chance to see him, okay... You’re not!
Still, your heart beats a little faster as you fumble to type out a response.
[11:08am] you: okay, and?
[11:09am] hyunjin: oh, nothing~
You can hear his teasing singsong in your ear, like a tick you can’t shake off, and you’re not sure whether you want to smack him over the head or kick him in the shin more—probably both.
[11:11am] hyunjin: listen, i know ur stressed over this archaeology midterm
[11:11am] hyunjin: but i need my weekly y/n fix sooo
[11:13am] hyunjin: if ur not here in half an hour i’m gonna beat ur ass
[11:16am] you: u think that scares me?
[11:16am] you: i’d like to see u TRY
[11:18am] hyunjin: well if ur not coming... i guess i’ll just...
[11:18am] hyunjin: tell jisung all ur embarrassing secrets
[11:19am] hyunjin: maybe i’ll start with the waffle house incident from freshman year?
[11:20am] hyunjin: pls come over :((( we can play mario kart :(((
[11:20am] hyunjin: i’ll even play toad h- 🤢toad harbo- 🤢
[11:21am] you: Mrssage read at 11:21am ✓
[11:22am] hyunjin: BITCH IS THAT A TYPO
[11:22am] hyunjin: TOAD HARBOR IS DISGUSTING I’M WILLING TO SACRIFICE A LOT 4 U
[11:24am] you: Message read at 11:21am ✓
[11:25am] hyunjin: ITS NOT EVEN 11:21 ANYMORE???
[11:27am] you: Message read at 11:27am ✓
In the end, though, it doesn’t take much for you to cave.
You would like to make it expressly clear that your decision to take a break has absolutely nothing to do with Han Jisung, and instead has more to do with the fact that Hyunjin (as infuriatingly annoying as he is) was right when he said your brain would liquefy soon if you don’t leave the house.
After all, you have been studying your ass off for the past two weeks, and maybe a little break would give you a chance to refocus. And, although you aren’t going over in the hopes of seeing Jisung... Well, it couldn’t hurt, right?
So, with the intent to stay for two hours, max (you do have a little self control, after all), you find yourself at Hyunjin’s building.
The building that he lives in has thin walls, and the moment you step onto the landing of their floor, you can hear the faint sound of the Mario Kart theme and some very aggressive yelling echo down the hall.
It gets louder as you round the corner, and you can vaguely make out someone telling Hyunjin to “suck it, frogface!” by the time you arrive at his door. Shaking your head slightly, you lift your hand to knock, but before you get too far, the door swings open.
“Y/N!” Hyunjin exclaims brightly, the grin on his face faltering as he looks you up and down.
“Wow. You look...”
“Amazing?” You respond dryly. “I know.”
He raises a brow. “I was going to say like you haven’t showered in a week or slept in two, but okay.”
You narrow your eyes and then punch him—because, yeah, it’s true, but that doesn’t mean he should say it anyways.
“Yeah, well, whatever,” you grumble. You can’t help but feel a bit jealous as you take in his appearance: clean and fresh and like he’s actually slept in a bed recently.
You and Hyunjin are both anthropology majors—it’s how you met, actually. Freshman year and he was one of the only people you could stand, mostly because of your shared love for dinosaur bones and aversion to large groups of people.
And yet, despite carrying the same course load for the past two years, he always seemed to manage it better than you ever could.
You don’t really understand it, like... At all. It’s like one of the mysteries of the modern world—how Hwang Hyunjin manages to ace his classes with flying colors while simultaneously not knowing the difference between Paris, France and Paris Hilton.
“Are you going to let me in?” You ask pointedly and he opens his mouth, probably to say something snarky back, but promptly shuts it when you shoot a glare at him.
Wordlessly, he holds the door open for you, and you step into the apartment.
“Guys,” he calls out and your eyes land on Jisung and your two mutual friends, Felix and Seungmin, as you walk into the living room. “Guess who finally decided to show up!”
“Hey Y/N,” Seungmin smiles slightly as you flop onto the couch next to him with a sigh. Felix and Jisung both grunt in your general direction, but they seem too consumed with what looks like an intense game of Mario Kart to do much more.
“Hyunjin threatened you into coming over too?” You ask as you shrug off your sweater, and Seungmin snorts.
“Yeah, something like that,” he says back lightly. “Were you studying?”
“Yes,” you wallow, “but... Here I am despite my better judgement. What about you?”
“I don’t really have much work this weekend,” Seungmin replies. “Other than, you know...”
He holds up the worn book in his hands and you groan.
“Lucky... I wish I was a literature major.”
“Jisung, did you just red shell me?!” Felix exclaims, aghast, and your attention shifts to the TV.
“And if I did?” Jisung responds smugly, his eyes trained on the illuminated screen.
Felix narrows his eyes. “I mean, that’s what this blue shell is for, I guess.”
“Fuck,” Jisung curses as he—playing as baby Peach—gets bombed, and Felix (baby Daisy) speeds past.
“Language!” You chide instinctively. “There are children here...”
“Sorry!” Jisung spares a glance at you, a cheesy and apologetic grin stretched across his face, and your heart skips a beat.
Your cheeks heat up and he tilts his head curiously to the side, as if he’s about to say something more—and then the moment passes as Hyunjin chimes from the kitchen, “don’t talk about Felix like that.”
You turn in his direction and try your best to deadpan, but your face still feels warm and the words almost catch in your throat.
“I was talking about you,” you childishly stick out your tongue, and felix reaches over for a quick high five without looking away from the screen.
“Y/N,” Jisung complains distractedly. “You can’t take Felix’s side. You were my friend first!”
“Sorry,” you say as nonchalantly as you can. “Maybe if you were winning, but...”
“You’re not,” Hyunjin pipes up helpfully as he slouches down in between you and Seungmin, and you nod in agreement.
“What he said.”
Jisung sticks up his middle finger at the two of you. You and Hyunjin, ignoring him, fist bump.
It takes a few more minutes (precisely three more courses, including Moo Moo Farm and Yoshi Falls—seriously, who gets 12th in Yoshi Falls?) before Jisung throws down the controller in defeat, a groan leaving his lips.
“You’re cheating anyways,” he scoffs, crossing his arms as he turns away from Felix stubbornly.
He looks like a child, and you and Hyunjin burst into laughter as Felix ignores him, breaking out into a very... interesting victory dance as he chants “I beat you!” over and over again.
Seungmin rolls his eyes at their childish antics and Hyunjin keels over, almost falling off the couch as Felix begins doing something reminiscent of the chicken dance. You pull out your phone with no hesitation and open Snapchat, unwilling to pass up the opportunity for blackmail material.
“I won,” Felix crows, and Jisung waves him off, annoyed.
“Yeah, we know.”
Felix jumps back on the cushions next to him and looks at him expectantly. “So, ‘fess up. What have you been hiding from us?”
“What, did he feed Minho’s cats fish food again?” You ask, raising an eyebrow.
“Okay, that was one time,” Jisung complains immediately, “and you know how confusing the label is! Both of them have pictures of fishes on them, how was I supposed to know the difference between the cat food and the fish food?”
He pouts, and you look away quickly—even when he’s upset, he still looks cute.
“By reading the label,” Hyunjin says plainly. “You know, like an actual functioning adult.”
“Bold of you to assume he’s functioning. Or an adult,” Seungmin pipes up.
“Okay,” Jisung scoffs. “Is it, like, national bully Han Jisung day?”
“It doesn’t have to be when you make it so easy,” Felix shrugs.
Jisung looks around helplessly, and when his eyes meet yours, you just purse your lips.
“Look, I’m not saying he’s right,” you begin,” but if the shoe fits...”
He pouts again, and you cough as your breath gets caught in your throat.
“Okay, but seriously—“ you begin, desperate to change the topic before he does something even more adorable and you just spontaneously combust on the spot.
“—What are you hiding? If it’s a dead body, I can help, but you’ll have to give me a few hours.”
“It’s not,” Jisung shudders, “but the fact that you are so prepared for that possibility makes me absolutely terrified.
You grin at him sweetly. “As you should be.”
“Y/N, please don’t kill anyone,” Hyunjin begs. “Please, not again.”
“Again?” Jisung coughs, aghast. The four of you collectively ignore him.
“Okay, so if it’s not the fish food thing, or a dead body, then what did he do?” You ask Felix.
“Hmm, I wonder what it could be?” Felix says sarcastically, turning to pointedly stare at Jisung. “Would you like to, I don’t know, share with the group?”
“Share? W-What?” Jisung asks, suddenly nervous. HIs ears are flushed, and you can see the sweat forming on his brow. “I have nothing to hide!”
Any semblance of conviction vanishes when his voice cracks on the last word, and you snort.
“Well, now we definitely believe you,” Seungmin says dryly.
Felix rolls his eyes. “According to Yuna, that’s not true.”
“Yuna?” You interrupt, slightly confused. “Like... Yuna, my roommate Yuna? Changbin’s cousin, Yuna?”
“Yes, Y/N,” Felix sighs. “Do we know any other Yuna?”
“Oh.” You pause for a moment. “I suppose not. Well, you can continue.”
“W-who’s Yuna?” Jisung stutters and his voice pitches upwards. Much to your chagrin, you can’t help but note once again how cute he looks...
“Jisung, you’ve literally been friends with Yuna since you were kids,” Hyunjin deadpans.
“...I don’t have friends!”
“You won’t after this...” Felix sighs again, exasperated as he turns to you.
“Y/N, you said something about knowing how to hide a dead body?”
You raise a brow. “Are you doubting me?”
“...No.”
“That’s what I thought,” you nod smugly.
“Whatever Yuna told you, she’s lying,” Jisung declares finally, after a moment of silence.
Felix scoffs.
“So you’re saying that you didn’t tell Yuna about some secret girlfriend you have, that you conveniently forget to tell any of us about?”
You must be really tired from all the studying earlier, you think to yourself,, because if you didn’t know any better, you would swear you just heard him say Jisung and girlfriend in the same sentence, unironically...
Jisung, the idiot who after a year and a half of pining, still hasn’t realized how you feel about him. Jisung, the thick headed dummy who literally can never take a hint, and somehow has the worst track record with girls despite how attractive and funny he is.
Hyunjin snorts, voicing your thoughts. “Girlfriend? Who would date Jisung?”
Well, you would, but you’re not about to say that out loud...
“That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out!” Felix hisses as he turns to glare at Hyunjin, who’s jaw drops open in response.
“Wait, you’re being serious?”
There’s a strange feeling that starts to rise in your throat. It’s almost like a bitterness—but the kind that burns, and a knot tightens in the pit of your stomach. Your body feels hot, almost as if fire is coursing through your veins.
Is he being serious?
“Yes, Hyunjin, obviously,” Felix groans.
His words are like a knife in your stomach, and you almost forget how to breathe.
“Well... I mean...” Jisung begins slowly, his eyes flitting around the room, and Felix punches him.
“I will call Yuna right now.”
That shuts Jisung up, and he sits that, pouting like a wounded baby.
But he doesn’t deny it, and your throat tightens. Your body feels like its overheating and you think you might vomit—is this what jealousy feels like? You swallow, and your tongue scrapes against the roof of your mouth like sandpaper.
“So Yuna doesn’t know who it is?” Hyunjin asks skeptically.
“No,” Jisung rolls his eyes, “because there is no one. She must have heard wrong.”
And he sounds convincing—partly because his voice stays steady as he says it, but also because you want it to be true. But you know Yuna. She’s blunt and straightforward and sometimes a little mean, but as long as you have known her, she’s never told a lie. SHe hates bullshit, so you know Felix is telling the truth.
“How could she have heard wrong?” Felix cries. “Nothing rhymes with ‘I have a girlfriend!’“
“Not nothing,” Jisung reasons, but he’s quickly shut up by the pillow Hyunjin snatches from your grasp to throw at him.
“We’re going to find out one way or another,” Seungmin reasons, “so you might as well tell us now.”
“Well—I mean, there’s not—“ Jisung splutters, and you can feel how frantic he is. How much he doesn’t want to talk about this.
Well, that makes two of you.
Felix opens his mouth, looking like he is about to protest, but you can’t take it anymore—you have to change the topic, and quick.
“Okay ladies,” you clap your hands together dramatically and all attention turns to you temporarily, the words dying on Felix’s tongue. “This has been fun and all, but can we wrap this up? If he says he’s not dating anyone, then he isn’t. Plus, I have 30 minutes left of my break, and I believe someone promised me some Toad Harbor action.”
“Are you challenging me?” Hyunjin quirks a brow, and any thoughts of Jisung and his mysterious girlfriend are forgotten.
Bless boys and their short attention spans...
“And if I am?” You throw back half-heartedly.
He scoffs, flexing his fingers. “Oh, you’re on.”
“Well, would you look at the time!” Jisung glances down at his bare wrist, tapping it as if a watch is there. “I should be going now...”
Felix scowls at him. “What do you mea—”
Jisung catches your gaze, mouthing a quick “thank you,” before he jumps up from where he is sitting and makes a break for his room. He manages to get inside and slam the door shut before Felix gets the chance to wedge his way in, and there is a distinct click of a lock as Felix bangs on the door angrily.
“Han Jisung, this is not over,” he says murderously.
Jisung doesn’t respond, and Felix, glowering, slinks back to the couch.
Hyunjin, who seems to not give a fuck about it, throws you the spare controller and willingly selects Toad Harbor (the worst course, in his opinion, but his opinions are often wrong.) You finish the race in first place—obviously—but the entire game, your head swims with thoughts of Jisung and his mystery girlfriend.
You’re not sure when or why you started liking Han Jisung. Your feelings for him weren’t something you expected—there wasn’t one grand gesture that captured your heart or one particular instance you can remember that decided it for you.
It’s just, one day you started to notice the little things—like, how when he laughs, he has a habit of hitting whoever is nearest to him because he laughs so hard. How when he tells a joke, he tells it with his whole body: his words, his hands, his face. How when he’s out eating with anybody, he always makes sure everyone else has started eating before he does. How he’s not the best at putting his emotions into words, but while he might be boisterous and loud, when it comes down to it, he’s a really good listener.
And then, you started to realize other things too. Like how you unconsciously look for him everywhere you go—how your heart beats a little bit faster when he’s around, and when he’s not, an unshakeable pit of disappointment weighs your stomach down.
That’s when you knew you were absolutely and totally fucked.
Developing feelings for Jisung wasn’t very memorable, but meeting him for the first time... That’s a different story.
It happened a little more than halfway through the first semester of your freshman year, on one fine Wednesday night when Hyunjin happened to forget his lab notebook in his dorm (like the absolute dolt he is) twenty minutes before said lab began.
He calls you, panicked, begging you to get it for him. He doesn’t have time to make it to his dorm and back in time, and his TA is an ass who’s policy is that every lab session you show up late to, your grade drops a letter. He’s near tears on the phone, blubbering on and on about how much he’ll owe you if you do this one thing for him—so of course, out of the kindness of your heart, you begrudgingly agree to bring his notebook to him.
“Yes, Hyunjin,” you sigh into the phone that is wedged between your shoulder and your ear as you pull your sneakers onto your feet. “I know where your room is. Yes, I know from the—I don’t know, hundreds of times I’ve come over?”
You pause.
“Yes, I heard you. The blue one. Yes, okay, I got it. Can you stop stressing? I’ll be there in fifteen minutes, okay?”
He starts to say something more, but knowing him, it’s probably just more complaining, so you hang up before he can give himself another panic attack. The line disconnects with a beep and you step out of your room, heading towards the nearest stairwell.
Hyunjin is just lucky that you both happen to live in the same dorm building, you think to yourself wryly as you begin to hike up from the 2nd floor to the 5th, where he lives.
It’s only 3 floors, but you’re still winded by the time you make it up, and you take a moment to catch your breath and curse your weak lungs before you continue down the hall towards Hyunjin’s room.
The two of you are so close that you spend almost every waking moment together, but despite it, you never really spend much time in Hyunjin’s dorm. It’s a combination of the facts that he has a bit of a cleanliness problem, and that your dorm happens to be less stairs to climb—which sounds like an absurd excuse, but when you consider that the elevators seem to be out of service every other week, actually makes quite a bit of sense.
As such, you haven’t met his roommate yet. You’ve heard stories of the elusive Han Jisung from Hyunjin, as well as your other mutual friends Seungmin and Changbin, but he might as well be a ghost for how many times you’ve actually seen him.
When you arrive at room #5014, decorated with cute little postcards by Hyunjin’s endearing RA, Chan, you don’t hesitate before grabbing the handle and swinging the door open. You might not spend much time in his room, but you’ve definitely visited on enough occasions to know that (despite your best efforts) Hyunjin has a bad habit of leaving his door unlocked.
You can’t count how many times you’ve scolded him for it, but his reasoning is that nobody wants to steal from a broke college student and, well, you can’t really argue with that.
You’ve barely taken a step into the room before a high pitched shriek pierces your ears, and you jump in fright when you see a tall and very blond figure cowering on in the left corner of the room.
It’s only when your eyes meet his wide and terrified gaze that you match his scream.
“Who are you?!” You demand immediately, your hands fisted and thrown out defensively in front of you. “What are you doing here? Are you trying to steal from Hyunjin? He doesn’t have anything worth stealing, if that’s what you’re trying to do!”
“Who am I? Who are you?! And why would I want to steal from Hyunjin?”
“Why should I answer you?” You challenge. “You’re the one trying to steal from a poor, unsuspecting college student!”
He gapes at you.
“He doesn’t have anything worth stealing, anyways! Just... this?” You trail off, confused as you pick up a small metal frying pan from the mess of his desk.
“I—“ The boy begins, but you thrust the frying pan in his direction threateningly.
“Who are you?” You repeat. “And before you answer, you should know I have pepper spray and I am not afraid to use it.”
“Woah there, Rapunzel!” He throws his arms up in surrender. “I’m Jisung! Hyunjin’s roommate.”
You pause, slowly lowering your arms.
“Oh.” Then, as realization hits you: “Oh.”
A wave of embarrassment washes over you, and you clear your throat as you try to play off your fighting stance as a really, really awkward hair tuck—which turns out to be even more challenging than you anticipated, considering the fucking frying pan in your hands.
“Yes. Well, that would make sense.”
He stares at you, his eyes narrowed, and you roll your bottom lip anxiously between your teeth.
“Well. Um, I’m Y/N.” You offer awkwardly as you try to set the frying pan down as inconspicuously as you can.
Even as you do, his bewildered gaze never leaves you, and you wince at the loud clang the pan makes as you set it down.
“Oh,” he says a bit lately, and you see recognition flash across his face. “Y/N, you’re Hyunjin’s archaeology friend. Right?”
“Yup,” you say, popping the p and immediately regretting it afterwards. “That’s me.”
His mouth forms a small, soundless ‘o’ but doesn’t say anything more, which you take as your cue to continue.
“I, um, didn’t mean to barge in like this. I just thought, you know, that you wouldn’t be here... I swear I don’t just randomly barge into people’s rooms! Hyunjin just left his lab notebook, and he needed someone to get it for him, so... here I am,” you ramble.
“Of course he would forget to mention that his roommate would be here,” you mutter to yourself.
“Huh?” He asks, confused, and you perk up.
“I was just saying that again, I’m really sorry for barging in on you like this.”
You pause.
“Oh, and, um, for accusing you of being a thief...”
“It’s alright?” He says awkwardly, unsure how to proceed. “I mean, it’s not the first time someone has come in randomly, so I guess... Don’t worry about it.”
You nod and another moment passes. The discomfort is palpable.
“So...”
“So!” You repeat, wincing as your voice comes out a little too loud.
You aren’t sure what to do in this painfully uncomfortable situation.
“Um,” your gaze flits around the room as you search for something—anything to say and break the tense silence. When your eyes land on his desk, you light up.
“Oh, are you into music production?” You ask, genuinely curious as you take notice of the mic and synthesizer he has set up and plugged into his laptop.
“Huh?” Jisung splutters for a moment, his eyes wide as his composure slips. “W-What would give you that idea?”
His eyes flit nervously around.
“D-Did Hyunjin say something to you? Because, I mean, wh-whatever he said, it was just a joke!”
You give him a weird look and he flushes to his ears.
“Um, no, Hyunjin didn’t say anything.” An awkward pause.
“I just was asking because of all... that.” You motion at his desk.
“O-oh,” Jisung winces.
“W-Well, the thing is...” he stutters, grasping for words that don’t seem to be there. “It just an, um—“
You don’t give him the opportunity to explain.
“No, it’s okay!” You exclaim hastily. He looks even more flustered than earlier, and you can’t help but feel bad. This—whatever it must be—seems to be a touchy subject.
“I didn’t mean to pry!” You say quickly. “Hyunjin keeps telling me I have a problem with running my mouth and butting my head into other people’s business, so really, you don’t have to explain! Just... Forget I said anything, actually!”
You walk as you talk, blabbering as your head towards Hyunjin’s mess of a desk. His blue lab notebook is glaring at you from on top of a stack of miscellaneous assignments, and you waste no time as you snatch it up.
Jisung just watches you wordlessly, absolutely dumbfounded.
“Um,” you hesitate for a moment as you turn around to face him. “Well, again, sorry for... literally everything that just happened. I’ll—I think it would be good if I left now...”
It’s so awkward that you half-wish the ground would open up and swallow you whole, and your only consolation is that it seems Jisung feels the same way too.
You grab the doorknob and twist, speed walking out of the room and down the hallway without another word.
It’s only once you’ve rounded the corner that you pause, barely refraining from banging your head on the wall in frustration. That was a fucking disaster.
Oh, you are definitely kicking Hyunjin’s ass for this later.
With a deep breath, you make it to the stairwell and take the steps two by two until you reach the ground floor. You’re only slightly winded as you pull out your phone to check the time. There are still thirteen minutes until Hyunjin’s lab begins, and yet you’re not surprised to see eight unread text messages from him.
[7:40pm] hyunjin: it’s the blue one!!! pls get the right one omg
[7:41pm] hyunjin: y/n are u getting it
[7:41pm] hyunjin: my dorm is unlocked u know that right
[7:43pm] hyunjin: y/n
[7:43pm] hyunjin: y/n why aren’t u reading my msgs
[7:45pm] hyunjin: y/n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7:46pm] hyunjin: o yeah i forgot to mention.... jisung might be in the room
[7:46pm] hyunjin: oops
You quickly type out a message
[7:47pm] you: yeah thanks for the heads up 😐
[7:47pm] you: i’ll be there soon now stop bothering me
Four minutes and a very furious scooter ride across campus later, you are met with a very frantic Hyunjin outside the life sciences building, who tackles you the second you prop the kickstand of the scooter and step off of it.
“Y/N!” He throws his arms around you and squeezes you so tightly that you choke. “Oh my god, thank you. Have I mentioned I love you? Because I do. I love you so much!”
“Yeah,” you flip your hair over your shoulder as you hand him his notebook. “I know.”
“You literally have saved my life tonight,” Hyunjin’s eyes sparkle with tears and you roll your eyes. Why is he so overdramatic?
“It’s what I do,” you shrug in response. “You owe me dinner though. Friday night, no excuses! I want sushi. That expensive place we always pass on the way to the convenience store.”
“Anything for you,” he says seriously and you grin.
“I met your roommate, by the way,” you tell him.
“You did?” Hyunjin glances up. “And?”
“And?” You parrot, glaring at him. “And I’m going to kill you! I can’t believe you never told me he was hot, and now I’m pretty sure he hates me!”
“What did you do to him?” He asks wearily.
“Nothing!” You exclaim quickly. “I swear. I mean, I might have accused him of trying to steal from you, and also maybe, um, embarrassed him when I asked about his whole music set up, but...”
“He told you about 3racha?” Hyunjin gapes.
“No.”
A moment passes.
“Wait, 3racha?” You backtrack, baffled. “You mean, the rappers that you’re always playing that are, like, internet famous? That is what your roommate does? I thought he was just an audio engineering major like Chan!”
You watch as an expression that clearly reads oh shit passes over Hyunjin’s face before he tries to hide it and fake confusion.
“What? Noooo...” He says nervously. “W-What are you talking about?”
“No wonder he was super weird when I asked about it. But 3racha’s stuff is like, really good.”
A moment passes. “Does this mean your roommate is famous?”
“W-What?” He stutters. You glare at him, and a moment later, he lets out a heavy sigh.
“...Yeah.”
“Does this mean you’re friends with the rest of 3racha, too?” You ask.
“Well...” He says slowly. His eyes are too guilty, so you know it must be true.
Then, you gasp and your knees start wobbling as something clicks in your head.
“Chan?!”
He breaks.
“Okay, yeah, Chan, and Changbin too.”
This time your knees really do almost give out.
“Seo Changbin?” You choke. “And he enver told me?”
“Yeah, well, you can’t tell anyone,” Hyunjin grumbles. “Technically, I’m not even supposed to talk about it. Nobody knows except me, Chan’s roommate, and you know.”
“Nobody?” You gape. “Not even Yuna?”
“Especially not Yuna,” Hyunjin says solemnly. “It’s a really sensitive topic for Jisung... His one condition for joining Chan and Changbin was keeping a low profile, and well... People really eat up the whole secret identity thing.”
“Oh.” A moment passes. “Okay.”
He looks at you expectantly.
“Oh, yeah, I promise I won’t tell anybody. My mouth is shut,” you mime a zipping motion over your lips and Hyunjin lets out a sigh of relief.
“Okay, good.”
He glances down at his watch and lets out a wheeze.
“Oh shit, I have to go!” His eyes widen comically and he doesn’t waste a moment before turning on his heels and running towards the science building.
“Okay, bye sweetie! Have fun in class. I’ll come pick you up after soccer practice!” You call out like the obnoxious friend you are.
Predictably, he flips you off, and you laugh.
A week after that Saturday that you find out that Jisung has a girlfriend finds you finally through with all your exams. You are stuck in the library, struggling through your last essay before you’re finished with this midterm period, and the freedom tastes so sweet that you are having a hard time focusing.
But, somehow, by some magical stroke of luck, you make it through your essay. You’re putting the finishing touches on your argument against big pharma when Hyunjin comes barrelling through the bookshelves, nearly slamming into the table you’re sitting at in his haste to reach you.
Surprised, you look up to find your best friend keeled over at the waist, panting loudly as he tries to catch his breath.
“Hyunjin?” You whisper, confused. He has class right now, and you’re not sure why he’s here in the library instead of in the liberal arts building halfway across campus.
“What are you—”
He takes a deep breath, before screeching out, “you bitch!”
You can’t count how many heads turn at his exclamation and you narrow your eyes and yank him down into the seat next to you before he can say anything else.
“Not that I don’t love to be greeted this way,” you whisper, “but can you keep your voice down? We’re on the quiet floor.”
“Keep my voice down?!” You think you see a vein bulge in his forehead and his eyes almost pop out of his face, but he listens and lowers his voice to a very aggressive whisper-shout.
“Still too loud,” you pinch his ear. He winces but doesn’t say anything but before he can say anything, you pin him with a look that shuts him up immediately.
“Now. Why aren’t you in class?”
“Oh, sorry,” He mutters sarcastically. “I seem to have forgotten about it because of bigger things on my mind. Like, I don’t know, my best friend keeping a secret from me!”
You deadpan. “What are you talking about?”
Hyunjin scoffs.
“What are you talking about?” He mocks, his face twisting up. “Stop acting like you don’t know! You’ve been outed, okay, and I just found out from Changbin.”
“I have no idea what your talking about,” you tell him honestly, then pause.
“Wait... Is this about the time Changbin and I went out for ice cream without you? Because in my defense, you were passed the fuck out on the couch after those six shots and Chan said he would take care of you.”
He gasps, outraged. “You went to get ice cream without me?”
“Maybe don’t black out during the pregame next time,” you shrug.
“We’ll get back to the ice cream thing later,” Hyunjin promises you seriously, “but that is not what I’m talking about.”
“Okay,” you say mildly and he glares at you.
“I mean really,” Hyunjin pouts now. “How are you going to let me find out you have a boyfriend from Changbin, of all people?”
There’s a moment of silence, and then you snort, turning back to your essay.
“Yeah, okay. You had me for a moment there.”
He narrows his eyes and kicks you rather meanly under the table.
“Wait, are you being serious?” You double take, but his eyebrows are drawn together, and there isn’t a hint of humor on his face.
“Y-You think I’m in a relationship?” You ask in disbelief, and he nods resolutely.
“I know you are.”
“And pray tell,” you say, trying to stifle the laugh that bubbles up in the back of your throat. “Who exactly am I dating?”
“Jisung,” Hyunjin says simply, and you swear—your heart stops beating in that moment.
“Who?!” You splutter as blood rushes to your face, and now you are the one loud enough to draw the attention of everyone within a 10 foot radius.
He just scoffs.
“And you really thought the two of you could hide it from me, too. Your best friend. Honestly, the audacity!” he rants, but you’re still unable to contain your shock.
Your mouth opens, then closes, opens, then closes again as you search for words that aren’t there.
“O-okay, you can stop joking around now,” you blubber nervously. “What is this really about?”
Hyunjin just stares at you, unimpressed.
“That’s not going to work on me, Y/N. I can see right through you.”
“T-Then Changbin must be pulling your leg,” you mutter as you start drumming your fingers against the table nervously, “because I am most definitely not dating your roommate.”
You say it, and you know it's the truth—it’s so painfully the truth, but by now your cheeks are flushed and warm, and your eyes are shifty. It doesn’t take a genius to tell that Hyunjin thinks you’re lying to him.
And you aren’t, but he’s so stubborn that you know he won’t believe you no matter what you say.
But—you aren’t dating Han Jisung. You’re pretty sure you would know if you were, and you definitely wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret, much less from your best friend.
“He’s not,” Hyunjin says, exasperated.
“A-And how do you know that?” You ask him.
He raises an eyebrow. “Because Jisung is the one who told Changbin about your relationship.”
“He did what?” You shriek. You’re so loud that you are probably two minutes away from being kicked out, but you can’t bring yourself to care.
You feel like you’re in an alternate universe, one where things don’t make sense and everything is opposite of what is should be. You must be, right? Or maybe you’re dreaming. Yes, that would make so much more sense.
“I mean, I don’t care that the two of you are dating,” Hyunjin sniffs, “but you could’ve at least told me. I mean, my best friend and my roommate. Hiding it from me! I can’t believe…”
He keeps rambling on, but the blood rushing through your ears muffles his voice, and you take two fingers and pinch yourself—hard. This fever dream must be because of all the coffee you drank yesterday, you think.
Except when you pinch, you actually feel it.
“What?” You mutter yourself, your heart beating a mile a minute as your brain struggles to comprehend the fact that you are, in fact, awake. Which would mean…
“Hyunjin,” you interrupt him, feeling a little bit crazed. “You’re saying that Jisung told Changbin that his secret girlfriend, the one he’s keeping from all of us, is… me?”
Your best friend scoffs. “Yes, Y/N, obviously. We all know now!”
You look at him, your head swimming with many thoughts (none of which make sense) and he stares right back.
And then—you can’t help it. You burst out laughing.
“Y-Y/N?” Hyunjin asks uncertainly, concerned when your cackling starts to border on maniacal.
Your chest hurts and you reach a hand up to wipe away a tear—it’s just that funny. It’s funny that Hyunjin thinks you’re dating anyone, let alone Han fucking Jisung, the guy you’ve had a big fat crush on for who knows how long. It’s just funny.
It takes a moment for your laughter to subside, but you can’t shake the crazy grin that seems to have taken up residence on your face. You’re more than aware how fucking mental you must look, but—well, you feel like your brain might melt into goo soon, so you can’t really help it.
Hyunjin looks more than a bit frightened, but you pay no mind as you close your laptop (probably a bit more forcefully than you should have) and then shove it into your bag.
“Where Jisung is right now?” You ask him with a sweet smile, but your tone is cutting and sharp, and he shrinks back into his seat a little.
“He’s a-at Banana Tree,” Hyunjin stutters out, mentioning the local café on the outskirts of campus, and you jump up from your seat.
“Great. I’ll see you later.” And before he can process it, you’re gone.
It’s a ten minute walk from the library to Banana Tree, but with the amount of adrenaline rushing through your veins, you manage to make it there in six.
The café is cute and quaint and is like a little slice of heaven for you. It’s been your favorite place on campus since you discovered it your second semester of freshman year, and you can’t count how many times you’ve been since. It’s so adorable and—most importantly—affordable, which is why you’re a bit surprised to find that it isn’t as crowded as it usually is.
On most days, the line is long and winding and it’s more than a little difficult to find a place to sit, but today you find that the line is considerably short and only a few people are scattered throughout the coffee shop.
Usually, you would be ecstatic; the short line means instant gratification for your coffee addiction, but today—you don’t hesitate before breezing past the cashier and heading straight towards the back, where you immediately spot Jisung hunched over his laptop in the corner.
His eyebrows drawn together in concentration beneath his wire-rimmed glasses, and he’s looking good in his hoodie and skinny jeans, but you’re here on a mission and you refuse to let the way your heart skips a beat distract you from it.
“Wha—Oh!” Jisung yelps, looking up and almost falling out of his seat in surprise as you slide into the empty chair opposite of him.
“Y/N! Jesus, you gave me a heart attack,” he breathes out, as he clutches his chest, and you raise an eyebrow.
“You’re still alive,” you say mildly. “I think you’ll be fine,”
“Well,” he clears his throat as he straightens up in his chair. “Yes, but…”
He isn’t sure what it is, but the way you’re eyeing him, like you’re trying to figure out the best way to kill him, makes him nervous.
Which is funny, because in your head, you actually are running through places you could hide his body without being caught…
You know, just in case.
“So…” He says slowly. “What’s up?”
“Oh, nothing much,” you respond conversationally as you snatch his iced coffee away from him before he can protest and take a nice, long sip.
You watch as the frothy liquid travels up the straw as you try to convince yourself not to stare at him, because you know the longer you look at him, the quicker your anger will escape you.
Even now, looking half-scared and half-confused, he still manages to look good. With those glasses, he’s giving off those “hot TA that you might hook up with at a frat party” kind of vibe, and you know if you stare too long, you’ll forget why you’re here in the first place.
“What’s up with you, boyfriend?”
That one word is almost like an arrow with how sharp you throw it out, and from the way Jisung’s expression slowly melts from one of confusion to one of grim understanding and dread, you can tell that it hits right on the bullseye.
“Look,” he says quickly, his face heating up. “I can explain, I promise!”
“Well,” you drawl. “By all means, go ahead.”
You’re shorter than Jisung, but from the way he seems to shrink under your gaze, you might as well be towering over him.
A moment passes, then another, almost as if he’s trying to figure out how to begin, and then:
“Do you remember the first time we met?”
You wrinkle your nose at the unexpected question.
“Well, actually I’d rather like to forget the whole accusing you of being a thief part, but yes.”
“Yeah, understandable,” he nods. “It was really awkward.”
That is an understatement.
“But I’m not talking about you threatening me with a frying pan,” he continues.
“You said you forgave me for that!” You protest, and he deadpans.
“I lied.”
You open your mouth, not sure whether or not you’re going to insult him or just kick him under the table.
Instead, you opt for saying, “well then, which part are you talking about?”
“The, um, well,” he looks around, suddenly awkward as his voice lowers to a mumble that is so soft you can barely make out what he’s saying.
“What?” You ask, your ears straining.
“Well, you know… When you found out about, um,” he gesticulates randomly in the air, and you squint.
“Jisung, I have absolutely no idea what you’re trying to say,” you tell him exasperatedly. “Can you use your words?”
“3racha!” He finally explodes. “You found out about it when we first met.”
You stare at him, confused. “Okay?”
“And, it’s just that… You know how it’s a secret right? The whole ‘nobody knows who they are’ kind of thing. I mean, now it’s really big all over campus and people like the whole mystery… Say it’s part of the listening experience or whatever… But even from the beginning, I never really wanted people to know it was me,” he rambles on, and it’s like a dam has broken. The words pour out of his mouth and he can’t seem to stop them.
“Which is why it’s kind of ironic that, like, the entire time you’ve known me, you’ve also known my biggest secret. Actually, it’s a bit unnerving, if I’m being honest. I’m surprised Hyunjin managed to not tell you even before you met me, actually but it’s just that—” He takes a deep breath, cutting off his tirade when he notices the glare you have focused on him.
“—Well, what I’m trying to say is, you know, the reason we don’t go public isn’t because we think we’re above it all.”
You stare blankly at him.
“Yeah, I understand that,” you tell him like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, and he balks at you.
“What I don’t understand,” you continue on, “is what exactly 3racha and your underground rapping career have to do with the fact that our closest friends now seem to think we’re in a relationship.”
“Well,” he begins sheepishly. “It’s actually kind of a funny story.”
You glare at him.
“Okay!” He’s quick to say. “Well, basically, Yuna might have suspected I was hiding something from her, and when she was, like, two seconds away from figuring out about 3racha, it might have just… slipped out?”
Jisung pauses and the air is thick with anticipation, as if he thinks you might smack him right then and there.
“Slipped out,” you echo in disbelief. “That you have a secret girlfriend, and that girlfriend is me?”
“Yes,” his voice is small.
“But… Why me?” You ask after a moment, lost.
“I-I mean, you were the first person to come to mind,” he mutters as his shifty eyes avoid yours. “You know about 3racha, and I panicked, and then I had already said your name and it was too late...”
You narrow your eyes and he lets out a sigh.
“Look,” he begins solemnly. “I know it’s out of the blue, but you know how Yuna is… Well, actually, you know how all of our friends are. They don’t give up easily, and I swear it wasn’t my intention to drag you into this, so I’m really sorry.”
Jisung hesitates.
“And I’m really sorry to have to ask you this, too, but…Would you mind going along with it? Just for a little while! I know it’s a lot to ask, but you would be saving my life.”
He looks you dead in the eye. “Like, literally saving my life. I think Yuna and Felix might murder me if they find out the truth.”
A moment passes, then another as you scramble to find words. You’re not sure what so say, how to respond to… that, and the longer you wait, the more worried he becomes.
“Wait, you don’t have a boyfriend right now, do you?” He asks, his eyebrows furrowed.
Your reaction is instantaneous and you scoff a little. “No, I definitely do not.”
Jisung sags in relief, but his eyes stay trained on you, and you can’t help but feel a little nervous. The earnesty of his gaze is piercing, and it makes you flush.
“So, you actually want to do this?” You ask him for confirmation. “Lie to our friends and pretend like we’re dating?”
“Yes?” He winces.
You look at him for a moment, watching as he braces himself as if he’s expecting the worst, but the truth is—you already know your answer. Hell, he could ask you to jump off a cliff and you would probably say yes to that too.
“Okay.”
“Wait—really?” He asks in disbelief, and you nod.
“Yeah, I mean… I wouldn’t want you to have to tell everyone about 3racha because of me, so… I guess there’s not much of a choice, anyways.”
“Oh, thank God,” He blurts out, looking like he’s only seconds away from bowing down to you and kissing your feet. “Thank you so much. I really owe you.”
“I just have one question,” you say after a moment.
“Yeah?” Jisung replies, distracted, as if nothing could bring his mood down.
“Why didn’t you just ask me?”
“What?” He cocks his head to the side.
“I mean,” you say slowly. “Why didn’t you just ask me to pretend to be your girlfriend? I would have said yes.”
“Oh.” He pauses, and a look of realization passing over his face.
“You know… I didn’t even think of that.”
You have to refrain from smacking yourself in the head. Of course you had to go and fall for an idiot.
Of course.
You are spiraling.
“Jisung, I don’t think I can do this.”
You are spiraling, and there is literally nothing anyone can do about it because, oh my god, you are an idiot for agreeing to a plan so idiotic that it has already started to fall apart.
It’s currently two days after you agreed to lie to all of your friends and fake date Jisung, and the two of you have been sitting in the student activity center for the past thirty minutes working through the details of your “relationship,” because like the idiots you are, you both managed to forget you had to figure these things out if you hoped to convince anyone that you are in love.
Great.
Except—when you wake up this morning, the day starts off bad, and only continues to get worse. It’s almost as if Murphy’s law chooses you as it’s sole victim today, because anything that can go wrong is most definitely going wrong right now.
First, you almost sleep through your British literature lecture in the morning when you’re alarm decided to conveniently stop working (and by stop working, you mean completely fall apart, most likely because of the way Hyunjin had thrown it at the wall last Thursday when the two of you decided to unwind with a bottle of wine... Each.)
After stumbling into the giant lecture hall still in your pajamas, you manage to make it to you next class—Stats—on time. Until you realize you somehow managed to forget about the quiz that your TA sent fifty emails out about.
Then, after that ordeal, you show up at the sandwich shop right next to the Maths building in hopes of grabbing a quick bite to eat, only to find the line winding and out the door.
It’s as you are about to scream violently into the void because of how crappy the day has been going that you get a text message from Jisung, who asks if the two of you can meet at the student activity center. With a sigh, you quickly type out a reply before dragging your feet up the hill and towards said building…
…Where you proceed to wait for who knows how long because, in true Jisung fashion, he shows up late to a meeting he himself set up.
And then, after you eat half a bowl of soup, he finally shows up, frantic and apologetic—which leads you to now.
“Y/N?” Jisung asks uncertainly, waving his hand in front of your face.
“Oh my god, I can’t believe you actually managed to talk me into this,” you breathe out, rocking back and forth slightly in your chair.
The weight of what you are about to do—lie to your friends, pretend to date the guy you have feelings for, all of the above?—hits you like a freight train.
“Like, seriously?” You turn your frantic gaze to Jisung’s face. “You really want to do this? There is no other excuse we can use? Maybe they’ll believe us if we tell them it was just a joke?”
“Um…” He says meekly, but you are on a rant and you barely even hear him as you continue on.
“I can’t believe that out of all the people in the world, it had to be my name that you thought of first... I mean, I don’t even know if I should be flattered or just angry, because oh my god, Jisung I really can’t do this. Hyunjin is my best friend! How am I supposed to lie to him? I don’t think I can lie to him. Like, physically, I think it’s impossible. And then I’m going to have to lie to Yuna, and Changbin too? I live with Yuna, she’s going to see right through me! Who’s going to believe the two of us are dating? Oh my god, I think I’m going to pass out. Why would you—“
“Okay, Y/N,” Jisung interjects, grabbing you by the shoulders gently. “I’m going to need you to stop for a moment and just breathe. Can you breathe for me?”
You look at him, bewildered, as if you’ve never heard of the concept of breathing. Right now, it actually feels like you haven’t. You’re all hot and panicky, and you’re not sure your lungs are functioning correctly—if they are at all. It’s like all eyes are on you, and if you were a little bit less crazed, you would know that’s not true, but right now—right now, all you can think about is how nice it would be if you just dropped dead right here.
“Breathe,” he nods encouragingly. “Yeah, in and out, can you do it with me?”
A moment passes, but he’s looking at you so expectantly, and even ten seconds away from a panic attack you’re still whipped for him, so hesitantly, you nod in agreement.
“Alright, that’s great,” he beams at you.
“Just in,” he breathes in and you shakily follow suit. “And out.”
You repeat once, and then twice, and by the third time you can feel yourself calming down.
“Oh. Okay, yeah,” you shake your arms out. “It’s all good, right…”
Jisung grins and your heart skips a beat—but this kind of nervousness, well, you’re used to it by now. The familiar butterflies in your stomach are almost grounding, and it only takes a few moments before you’re completely calm.
“So,” you clear your throat, embarrassed. “It’s all fine. Lying to our mutual best friends is fine, right. What were we talking about, anyways?”
“Oh!” Jisung starts. “I think we were on what our first date was.”
“First date?” You wrinkle your nose. “Can’t you decide?”
“Hey, I already decided how I asked you out. Our first date is yours to decide.”
You groan, thinking about how Jisung—after a lot of thinking—had come to the executive decision that he asked you out two months ago, after he ended up taking care of you at some frat party you both went to while Hyunjin was home visiting his parents.
The truth is, that weekend you were abysmally sick and could barely get out of bed, and Jisung was studying for the four midterms he had the following week, so neither of you went to that party—but... Nobody needs to know the truth, right?
“Fine,” you say finally. “We’ll just say our first date was the movies and dinner.”
“No, that’s too boring,” Jisung protests, and you glare at him.
“Excuse me?”
He rolls his eyes. “I would never plan a date as boring as the movies and dinner.
It has to be at least a little realistic, right?”
You glare at him.
“Then, pray tell, what kind of date would you plan?”
“Well,” Jisung begins matter-of-factly. “To start off with, dinner is so overrated. I think a brunch picnic is much more fun, especially because breakfast food is like, ten thousand times better.”
“That’s just because you have an unhealthy obsession with french toast…” You mutter.
“French toast is a superior food group!” He tells you adamantly.
“Not a food group,” you sigh. “But fine. A brunch picnic, is that all?”
“Well, the brunch picnic would be at that park next to the Han river, and while we’re there, we would feed the ducks there because they are so cute,” Jisung continues. “And then, I would take you go karting—but I would let you win, because I’m good first date material.”
“Go karting?” You raise an eyebrow and he sticks his tongue out.
“I mean, you’re so competitive…”
A moment passes as you think about it, and then you nod.
“Okay,” you shrug. “But—let’s get one thing straight. I would win because I’m better, not because you let me.”
Jisung scoffs. “As if.”
“Really?” You raise an eyebrow. “I wonder who it is that can’t even win Mario Kart, then?”
“First of all,” he is quick to protest. “That’s just a video game!”
“Sucks that you can’t win at go kart even digitally,” you respond, disappointed.
“Well—“
“Anyways!” You exclaim, pretending you don’t hear his cries of protests. “We’ve figured out how we met, when and where our first date was, how long we’ve been dating… What about why we’ve been keeping this a secret?”
“Oh,” Jisung pales. “That one is easy.”
You furrow your brow in confusion.
“What do you mean?”
“Um…” He trails off. “Well, hypothetically… Hyunjin and Changbin might have threatened to, you know, hypothetically kill me if I ever tried to make a move on you?”
You narrow your eyes. “They did what?”
Jisung winces, as if bracing for you to yell at him, but after a moment, you just sigh.
“Whatever…” You mutter under your breath, even as you plot. “I’ll deal with them later…”
He lets out a sigh of relief and visibly relaxes, which only makes you want to smack him because—you can’t be that scary, right?
Instead of asking, you clear your throat. “Anyways, is there anything else?”
“Uh… I don’t think so?” Jisung scratches his head as he thinks.
“Well then,” you say. “We should be fine. I mean, we’ll have to tell our friends soon, but with a few more days to prepare, I think we might be able to pull it off…”
You reach up to gnaw on your nail nervously, and it’s as you’re running through the various ways you might actually be able to convince your best friends that the two of you have been secretly dating, Jisung gets a text message.
“It might be rough,” you mutter once again, although this time it’s more to yourself than to him. “But, well, Hyunjin is kind of unobservant, so with our luck, he might just glaze right over it anyways…”
“U-um… About that,” Jisung starts nervously, and you look up at him.
“Yes?” You ask, taking a long sip from your water bottle.
“Hyunjin just texted me that he’s going to meet us here in, like… 5 minutes?”
You choke on the water, barely stopping yourself from spewing it everywhere—and just like that, your hysteria from earlier comes crashing down on you.
“I’m sorry, what?!” You balk, your fists clenched so tight you can feel the crescent-shaped nail marks forming on your palm.
“Okay, in my defense,” Jisung protests immediately when you threateningly wield your blue mechanical pencil in his direction. “I told him not to come, but he has my location on and he said he’s coming here anyways!”
You inhale sharply, and a moment passes.
“Give me your phone.”
“W-What?” There’s a hint of fear in Jisung’s eyes, but you don’t even care as you try to calm yourself.
“Did I stutter?” You ask, your gaze murderous, and he sinks back into his seat.
“N-Now, Y/N, let’s just think about this logically…”
He looks like he’s going to say more, but you’re already up and out of your seat, reaching over the table you are both sat at for his phone. Jisung, a step ahead of you, snatches it out of your grasp.
“Give me your phone, Jisung,” you say stubbornly.
“If I give it to you, are you going to throw it across the room?” He asks.
“…Maybe.”
He pauses, as if he’s actually thinking about it, before telling you plainly: “Mmm, in that case… No.”
“Jisung,” you whine. “Give it to me! All I want to do is turn off your location sharing, okay? I promise I won’t do anything to your phone… Mostly.”
He opens his mouth, but before he can speak something over your shoulder catches his attention. You’re still halfway out of your seat, pouting at him.
“Y/N—“ He tries to interrupt, but you ignore him and continue on.
“I mean, first you decide to go around and tell all of our friends that the two of us are dating without even consulting me first, and then you let me find out from Hwang Hyunjin of all people, before finally coercing me into a fake rel—mmph!”
Panic flashes across Jisung’s face and his eyes widen as he stares at something directly behind you. And then, before you can process it, he’s grabbing your face with both his hands—his left one on your cheek and his right one awkwardly placed half on your chin, half over your mouth.
Then, he yanks you close to him and plants an over-exaggerated kiss on top of the hand that is covering your lips.
“Oh, hi Hyunjin,” Jisung says loudly when he pulls away. “Didn’t see you there!”
Your face is so red and you’re so surprised that you can’t move, not even when Hyunjin lets out a strangled gagging noise as he comes to a skidding halt next to the table you and Jisung are sitting at.
“Were you guys just—kissing?” Hyunjin asks, his face contorted in disgust.
“What?” Jisung says, almost defensively. “Nooo…”
“—You know what… Nevermind.” Hyunjin shakes his head, as if that might remove the image he just saw.
“I guess you two really are dating…” He mutters to himself, repulsed.
“Anyways,” Jisung clears his throat a moment later as you continue to stare, unblinking and stone faced off into the distance. “Why are you here, Hyunjin?”
“What?” He asks. “I can’t visit my best friend and roommate on this random Wednesday afternoon after they kept their secret relationship from me?”
“Um…” Jisung trails off. “Honestly, I’m not sure how to respond to that.”
Hyunjin huffs. “Well, if you must know, my ecology lecture was cancelled, and I have nothing better to do, so I came here.”
You’re only half listening, and your best friend looks at you weirdly.
“What’s wrong with her?” He asks Jisung, waving his hand in front of your face. “Was kissing you really that emotionally scarring?”
Jisung scowls and kicks Hyunjin under the table, and you still don’t respond.
“Y/N,” Hyunjin calls out. “Y/N?”
Somewhere in the back of your mind, his voice registers, but it’s like your brain has shut down and your synapses have stopped firing, because all you can do is stare.
“Y/N,” your best friend sighs exasperatedly, and then reaches out and smacks you across the face.
“Ouch!” You squeal, effectively knocked out of whatever stupor you had been in.
“What the fuck, Hyunjin? That hurt!”
“That hurt?” He mocks.
“You know what really hurts? My best friends hiding their relationship from me for—“
He stops.
“—Wait, how long have you guys been dating for?”
“Two months,” you grumble.
“Two months?!” Hyunjin shrieks. “You imbeciles hid this from me for two months?”
“Yes,” you glare at him.
“Sorry?” Jisung adds helpfully.
“I don’t get paid enough for this,” Hyunjin cries out and you roll your eyes.
“Nobody is paying you for this, dummy.”
He pouts. “Well, someone should.”
“Pay you? For doing nothing? This is exactly why the institution of capitalism is detrimental to the function of society as a whole,” you scoff, and Jisung and Hyunjin look at you weirdly.
“What?” You say defensively. “I’m taking a course on communism versus capitalism, and I have a paper due today.”
“Okay…” The weird look doesn’t leave either of their faces.
“Wait,” you start. “My paper! What time is it?”
“It’s 4:24—“ Hyunjin tells you.
“Fuck!” You exclaim. “I have to turn in my paper to my TA by 4:30!”
You waste no time in grabbing your bag and throwing it over your shoulder, and then getting up and practically running out of the student activity center.
“Good luck!” Jisung calls out, but you’re already gone.
“Do you think she heard me?” He asks Hyunjin.
“No.”
A few days later, you’re walking out of your music appreciation class when you get a frantic text from Jisung.
Technically, you aren’t even meant to be taking music appreciation this semester. But when you were registering for classes last semester, the ethnoarchaeology course you wanted to get into was full, and this was your only other option.
It turned out fine, though, because it’s a blow off class, an easy A that gets your fine arts core credit out of the way, so it’s a win win.
[7:01pm] jisung: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7:02pm] you: what’s up?
[7:02pm] jisung: OUR COVER IS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN!!!!
[7:02pm] jisung: YOU’RE IN THE MUSIC BUILDING RN RIGHT????
[7:03pm] you: yes???
[7:03pm] you: what do you mean our cover is abt to be blown???
[7:05pm] you: jisung????
[7:05pm] jisung: was doing 3racha stuff
[7:05pm] jisung: now yuna is coming to visit cb
[7:06pm] jisung: HELP?!
[7:06pm] you: oh lmao
[7:06pm] you: u had me worried.. just hide somewhere until she leaves
[7:07pm] jisung: no y/n
[7:07pm] jisung: i told her we were hanging out 2nite
[7:07pm] jisung: y/n she has my location on
[7:08pm] you: oh
[7:08pm] you: oh fuck
[7:08pm] you: where r u??? i’ll come 2 u
[7:08pm] you: outside practice room #4
You find yourself breaking out into a brisk jog right when you receive the message, turning down the hallway until you find the stairwell and then taking the steps two by two. Three flights later, you come out on the 2nd floor, and it doesn’t take long for you to spot Jisung pacing nervously in the corridor lined with practice rooms.
“Jisung,” you hiss as you approach, looking both ways down the hall to make sure Yuna isn’t here yet.
“Oh my god, Y/N,” he breathes out in unadulterated relief when he sees you.
“Why did you tell Yuna we were hanging out tonight?” You ask, your eyes narrowed.
He shrugs helplessly. “Changbin, Chan, and I had plans tonight, but she knows Changbin is a part of 3racha, and—I don’t know, I panicked!”
You let out a deep sigh, and then square your shoulders.
“Okay, first of all—we need to have a talk about having your location on for all of our friends, because this really keeps fucking us over,” you tell him sternly.
He nods miserably. “I know.”
“Second of all,” you continue, relaxing slightly. “This actually isn’t that bad… If Yuna asks what you were doing here, you can just tell her you came to pick me up from class. It’s the perfect cover.”
“Really?” He asks dubiously, but you can see the weight ease up on his shoulders slightly.
“Yeah,” you shrug. “It’s believable, and she’ll have no reason to suspect otherwise.”
“Okay…” Jisung relaxes. “So, how was your—mmph!”
And then, before he can finish his thought, you’re yanking him by the wrist and all but shoving him through the first door you find.
Which, of course, with your luck, just so happens to be a broom closet.
“What the fuck?”
“Yuna was coming down the hallway,” you hiss. “Now be quiet!”
“Oh,” he mumbles, and silence falls over the two of you.
You’re hyperaware of how close you are to Jisung—the closet is small and dimly lit, and there’s virtually no where to stand with all the space the mops and buckets, and you’re almost chest to chest. He’s staring awkwardly off into the space behind your left ear, and your furrowing your eyebrows as you strain to hear out in the hallway while simultaneously pretending this isn’t the worst situation. Ever.
As you listen, you hear the clicking of heels grow closer—which you assume is Yuna, if her obsession with strappy heels is anything to go by. The rhythmic clacking becomes louder as she gets closer, and then, it suddenly comes to a stop.
“Yuna,” you hear Changbin’s voice, close to the closet you’re currently hiding in. “What’s up?”
“Changbin!” She exclaims. “I have a bone to pick with you.”
“W-What did I do?” You can hear the fear in his voice, and if you weren’t scared shitless that your roommate might find you and turn that anger onto you, you would probably find it hilarious.
“Chan told me everything,” you can practically hear the way her eyes narrow murderously, and you and Jisung share a mutually horrified look.
Being on Yuna’s bad side is something you never wanted to experience.
“H-He did?”
“Yes, you fool! I know that you were passed out last Saturday after going to that Sigma party when I specifically told you that you couldn’t go because we were having brunch with your mom.”
Jisung lets out a snort, and you elbow him in the ribcage.
“What?” he mutters. “I was there. He downed like eight shots in fifteen minutes and blacked after that.”
“Be quiet,” you glare. “They’ll hear us.”
Changbin and Yuna’s conversation continues on, escalating into what seems to be an argument, but Jisung is grinning, his eyes bright, and it takes your breath away to the point that you can’t even hear what they’re saying above the rush of blood in your ears.
Now you’re the one staring off behind his head awkwardly, your palms sweaty as you try to think about anything except how cute he is and how nervous that makes you.
A moment passes, with Changbin and Yuna still talking outside the closet you’re in, and Jisung clears his throat awkwardly.
“So…” He whispers a second later. “Do you come here often?”
You stare at him full on.
“What the fuck?”
He shrugs. “I’m trying out new pick up lines. What do you think?”
You wrinkle your nose in disgust. “That wasn’t even a pick up line. That was like… I don’t even know, but it definitely wasn’t a pick up line.”
“Really?” He raises a brow. “Then what is?”
You scoff. “As if I’d ever use my lines on you.”
“No, now I’m interested.”
“Well that’s too bad,” you stick out your tongue.
“Please?” He asks, and you open your mouth to say no—until you see his wide puppy dog eyes, pleading with you, and you melt.
“Mmm,” you press your lips into a tight line.
Yuna’s voice rises outside, and you turn away from Jisung as you mumble out, “I dunno, something like... Are you a greenhouse gas? Because you’re hot enough to cause global warming... Or something.”
There’s a moment of silence and you cringe at how embarrassing it is, and then Jisung barely manages to stifle a laugh.
“Maybe I should just stick to being straightforward,” he says, pursing his lips to stop the smile from spreading across his face. “Because it seems you have the witty pick up lines covered.”
“Personally,” You wrinkle your nose. “I think you should stick to saying nothing…”
“What?” He pouts. “The classic ‘let me take you out on a date’ never fails.”
“Mmm,” you grimace. “I give it a 5 out of 10 for getting to the point, but 2 out of 10 for creativity.”
“Wow okay,” he says. “I guess I can’t do anything to impress you, huh?”
“Not really.”
He grins. “What a mean thing to say to your boyfriend.”
Your heart skips a beat, and you can’t help the way your jaw drops when he says that. Because—it’s one thing to fake a relationship. It’s another thing to actually hear him call himself your boyfriend.
You cough slightly, barely managing to clear your throat before glaring at him.
“Fake boyfriend.”
Jisung chuckles, and he’s so close to you that if you think about it hard enough, you can convince yourself that you can feel his laugh. His breath is minty and warm, and ghosts across your cheek. You think you might melt into a puddle if you spend another moment in this closet with him.
“What?” He says playfully. “Am I not real boyfriend material?”
You deadpan.
“Jisung, I’ve seen you pick your nose.” You snort. “The day I date you is the day you dye your hair blue.”
“Well, I mean—“ He begins, but it’s at that moment that you realize you can no longer hear Changbin and Yuna arguing on the other side of the door.
“Shh!” You hold your finger up towards him, pressing your ear against the door.
A moment passes, and then another, and you still don’t hear anything.
“I think the coast is clear,” you say hushed to Jisung.
Then, you open the door slightly—only enough for you to see out into the hallway through the sliver of space between the hinges of the door.
The hallway is empty, and with a sigh of relief, you swing the door open all the way.
“Oh thank god,” you exhale, and for the first time in the past 10 minutes, you feel like you can breathe again.
“Well,” Jisung says awkwardly, following you out of the broom closet. “Sorry about this… I really didn’t think Yuna would be coming here tonight.”
You roll your eyes. “It’s no big deal. You’re just lucky I actually decided to go to class today.”
“Well,” he says. “Thanks anyways. Can I treat you to dinner to show my appreciation?”
You raise an eyebrow. “Free food?”
“I mean,” Jisung mutters. “It’ll be cheap food, but yeah. I’ll pay.”
You grin. As a broke and nearly starving college student, the cardinal rule is never turn down free food.
“Lead the way!”
The next night, Jisung finds himself at Chan’s apartment in an attempt to complete the song the 3 of them had been working on the night before.
After spending the past three hours mixing and remixing sounds and still being dissatisfied with the product, Chan had decided they needed a little bit of a break from it all—which leads them to now, sitting in the living room around the dingy coffee table that only has 3 functional legs, eating spicy ramyeon like their lives depend on it.
“So,” Jisung starts in between slurps, chewing obnoxiously as he talks. “What d’you think of the new lyrics? I know the old ones were a bit… eh, but I really feel like these might be the one!”
Naruto is playing in the background, and as Jisung goes to take another bite, Chan and Changbin exchange a look.
“Well…” Chan starts wearily, but Jisung—consumed in his food—doesn’t notice his tone.
“Jisung,” Changbin interrupts, shooting a pointed glare at Chan. “We need to talk.”
“We are talking…?”
“We need to talk… About you and Y/N,” Chan clarifies, and Jisung freezes.
There’s a noodle hanging out of his mouth, which is agape, and ice floods his veins as anxiety washes over him.
Y/N? Why do they need to talk about you?
They stare at him, expressions deadpan, and then it hits him.
Oh god, Changbin and Chan found out that you’re not really dating and you’ve been lying to all of them. The ruse is up, the two of you have been found out.
“W-Well,” He sets his chopsticks down hesitantly, his hands shaking slightly as he goes. “I mean, we don’t n-need to…”
“Um,” Changbin gives him a weird look. “Yeah, I think we do. This is kind of a big deal, Jisung.”
“Mmm, no,” Jisung’s voice pitches upwards and he clears his throat. “It’s nothing! Whatever you’ve heard, it’s not like that!”
Chan furrows his brow.
“No, I’m pretty sure it is like that.”
Dread builds up in the back of Jisung’s throat, and he realizes—his death is close. Because if Chan and Changbin have found out his lie… It’s only a matter of time until Hyunjin discovers the truth, and then the rest of their friends…
…Including Yuna.
The thought is so scary that Jisung has to frantically take a large gulp of water to calm himself down.
“Jisung…?” Changbin questions, concerned as he watches the younger boy down his entire water bottle in ten seconds flat.
“Okay,” he sighs, squaring his shoulders as if he’s preparing to fight someone.
“Look, I know it looks bad, but I have a reason okay!” Jisung blurts out.
Chan clears his throat. “Well, yeah, of course you have a reason… But that doesn’t mean you should have done it anyways…”
He shudders and Changbin nods.
“Yeah, dude,” he says, disappointed. “Like come on. I thought you were better than this.”
Jisung runs a hand through his hair.
“Listen, guys, I’m really sorry! It wasn’t supposed to go down like this, I swear…”
Chan sighs heavily. “Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you should write love songs.”
“Yuna just cornered me, and—wait, what?!” Jisung cuts off when he realizes what Chan has just said.
Chan winces. “Yeah… your new lyrics aren’t, um, bad, but…”
“Please, no more sappy love songs?” Changbin adds helpfully. “Like, you and Y/N are dating, which is kind of cool… gross, mostly… But please. We have a reputation to uphold.”
“Huh?” Jisung continues to just stare at his friends, openmouthed and confused.
Changbin rolls his eyes. “What will people think if the mysterious and elusive 3racha suddenly start writing love songs?”
“Um—I, um, imagine that… Wouldn’t be cool?”
“Exactly,” Changbin nods. “So, we have an understanding?”
Jisung stares, helplessly. “I guess?”
“Great,” Chan affirms. “Now, about that bridge, I was thinking…”
The next few weeks pass in a weird sort of limbo, where you find yourself spending more time with Jisung than you thought you ever would.
After he treats you to cheap diner food that Thursday you almost get caught by Yuna, you two make it a habit of grabbing dinner together every week after your music appreciation class. Jisung somehow manages to convince Changbin and Chan that spending their Thursday nights in the music building is a good idea just so that your schedules can match, and you think it’s kind of cute that he’s that dedicated to keeping up your fake dating ruse.
Soon after that, you end up seeing him everywhere you go.
Like when he shows up with coffee for you after your Tuesday tutoring sessions in the student activity center, or when he saves a seat for you in the library on Wednesday nights because he knows you have weekly quizzes on Thursday to study for.
You soon find that if you aren’t on campus for classes or back at your apartment, you’re usually at Hyunjin and Jisung’s place. You spend so much time there—which you didn’t think was possible, considering your friendship with Hyunjin—to the point that they end up telling you where they hide the spare key.
You’ve known where it was for the past year (under the doormat, because they aren’t very creative) but you let them think that it’s news to you.
It’s weird, because in the span of a few weeks, Jisung becomes so commonplace in your life that sometimes, even though you don’t mean to, you forget it’s all fake.
Okay, well—obviously the friendship part isn’t, because the two of you have been friends (or, at the very least, friendly) for the better part of two years.
But when Jisung casually slips his hand into yours as the two of you walk down the street together, or when he greets you with a hug that makes you feel so warm inside while your friends are watching, it’s easy to pretend—even if only for a second—that this is for real.
When you let yourself believe that (which, you’re ashamed to say is far more often than you’d like it to be) you’re left feeling even worse afterwards, when you come down from whatever cloud 9 he has pushed you up onto and reality sets in.
When you remember that none of it is real, that you’re just friends and you’re a fool for thinking otherwise, well… Let’s just say, it’s not the nicest feeling.
Which, as one can imagine, leaves you feeling increasingly confused. You spend so much time with Jisung that you never get a reprieve from him, which—a few months ago would have been a dream, but now, it just feels like torture.
You end up spending more and more time obsessing over your complicated feelings for him, and sometimes (most of the time) you just want to scream because of how frustrating it is.
You almost do, actually, when you walk into their apartment after your classes end, and Jisung greets you with a tiny kiss on the cheek—something that he’s done before, usually when your friends are around, but still continues to catch you off guard.
“Hey,” he says easily with a grin, and you kind of want to punch the stupid smile off of his stupid face. “How were your classes today?”
You clear your throat, fighting off the heat rising to your cheeks.
“They were fine… Yours?”
“All good,” he responds before frowning. “Although, Professor Moon was kind of a dick today…”
“Well,” you begin as you set your bag down and flop onto his couch. “You’re only taking his class for credit, right?”
He nods.
“Then you shouldn’t stress yourself out about it like you did last time. He’ll always be a dick, no matter how long you spend worrying about his class.”
“Yeah,” he sighs, melting into the seat next to you. “I guess you’re right.”
You scoff. “Of course I am. I’m always right.”
He raises his arms in mock surrender. “Oh, my bad for forgetting, your Holiness.”
You flip him off and he laughs.
“Anyways…” You continue, your eyes roaming across the living room, which looks different than it usually does today. “What is this all for?”
You motion to where there are streamers hanging across one empty wall, and then to a banner underneath that reads simply ‘HAPP’ in big bubble letters.
“Oh,” Jisung’s eyes land on the decorations, and he shrugs. “We’re kind of having a part tonight. Didn’t I tell you?”
“Um.” You stare. “No?”
“Oops,” he mutters. “Well, we’re having a party?”
“Thanks for the heads up,” you roll your eyes sarcastically, and he grins.
“Well, now that you know… Are you going to come tonight?”
You purse your lips. “When you say party, do you mean like, a party?”
“…Maybe?”
You raise a brow. “And what’s the occasion?”
“Nothing big,” Jisung mumbles. “Just, you know, my birthday…”
You choke.
“Your birthday?!”
He winces. “Yeah.”
“What the fuck, Jisung!” You gasp, punching him in the arm. “It’s your birthday today?”
“Yes?” He says it like a question and you smack him again.
“How did you manage to not tell me that?” You exclaim.
He pouts. “I didn’t think it was important.”
“Jisung,” you deadpan. “We’re literally faking a relationship. Of course it’s important!”
“Oh, yeah,” he says a moment later, as if he’s forgotten completely about it, and you want to give him one of slap, just for good measure.
God, when did you get so violent?
“Well… I’m sorry?”
“You should be,” you gripe at him. “I don’t even have a present for you…”
“Oh, I don’t need any presents,” he says bashfully, and you glare at him.
“Now everyone is going to think I’m a bad girlfriend!”
“No they won’t,” Jisung placates, and you let out a groan.
“Well,” you sigh forlornly. “I guess this means I’ll be here tonight…”
“Yay!” He claps excitedly.
“Yeah, whatever…” You mutter under your breath.
At that moment, Jisung’s phone buzzes, and his smile melts into a frown when he checks the message.
“What’s up?” You ask, curious.
“Oh, Changbin just messaged saying there’s been a mix up with the drinks for tonight,” he tells you slowly. “He needs my help.”
“Are you going now?”
“Yeah,” he gets up, grabbing his coat from the chair across from you. “I’ll be back in like, 30, okay? Don’t destroy my apartment while I’m gone!”
You scoff. “You’re the messy one.”
“I’ve seen you in the kitchen, Y/N,” he calls out, hopping a little to put his shoes on.
“Okay, first of all—“ You splutter, but he’s already out the door with a wink in your direction, and you’re left alone.
“—Whatever…” you finally mutter to yourself, a pout on your face.
Without hesitation, you kick off the house slippers you are wearing and curl your feet underneath you, grabbing a blanket and the remote to the TV as you settle in on the couch and make yourself more comfortable.
That’s how Hyunjin finds you fifteen minutes later, when he arrives with an unholy amount of party decorations in his grasp.
“Y/N?” He asks, his arms overflowing with plastic bags.
“Hey,” you say distractedly, not bothering to look away from the TV as you greet him.
“O… kay…” He says to himself after a moment, setting the stuff down onto the counter.
“Where did Jisung go?” He asks as he grabs scissors from a drawer and begins cutting open the bags of decorations.
“He said something about Changbin… drinks… I’m not really sure, actually,” you reply back.
Hyunjin sighs. “That’s so helpful. Thanks.”
“You’re welcome,” you snark back.
“So…” He trails off. “Are you going to help me set up, then?”
You roll your eyes. “Do I look like I want to help you set up?”
Hyunjin glares at you.
“You look like someone I’m about to kick out of my apartment.”
With a loud, overdramatic sigh, you pause the show you are watching and then haul yourself up off of the couch so you can join Hyunjin in the kitchen.
“Well… I guess I can help,” you say begrudgingly.
“Thanks,” Hyunjin says blandly. “You can start by finishing the sign.”
He motions to the ‘HAPP’ hanging sadly on the wall, and you snort.
“What, you’re telling me it isn’t supposed to look like that?”
Hyunjin looks like he’s about to smack you, but instead says, “Y/N, can you just do it?”
“Yeah, whatever…” You snatch up the bag of bubble letters and grab a roll of tape before heading to the living room.
It isn’t too difficult to finish the sign, and you’re finishing sticking up the last two letters when Hyunjin joins you with—surprise!—even more streamers.
“Y/N,” Hyunjin says slowly as you finish the sign and step back to admire your handiwork.
“Yes?” You ask, grinning at your best friend.
“…Why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday Bitch!’?”
You bat your eyelashes innocently.
“What?” You ask. “Am I wrong?”
He sighs. “No… But it’s Jisung birthday. Don’t you think we should be a little nice to him today?”
You pout. “Well…”
He glares at you.
“Fine, whatever! I’ll change it… You’re lame anyways…”
It takes you another ten minutes to take down the sign and replace it with the much more appropriate, and much less fun ‘Happy Birthday Jisung!’ but you do it, and right as you move on to helping Hyunjin hang streamers—because God forbid there be anything less than the hundreds of them already lining the walls—Jisung arrives back, with Changbin and Felix in tow.
Changbin and Jisung are both carrying cases of beer in their hands, and Felix follows with a large tote bag that you assume is full of various bottles of hard liquor, although you can’t see inside the bag because of how big it is.
“Hey, Y/N,” Changbin smiles at you as he passes, and Felix perks up when he notices you.
“Y/N!” He exclaims. “Do you—“
You cut him off before he can finish.
“—And that is my cue to leave.”
Felix scowls. “You don’t even know what I was going to say…”
“You were going to ask me to help you with something,” you scoff. “I’ve already reached my manual labor limit for the day, but nice try.”
The blond boy sulks his way into the kitchen, just as Jisung comes out after setting down the boxes he had been carrying.
“You’re going already?” Jisung pouts.
You pat him on the cheek sweetly.
“I mean… yeah,” you tell him.
“What, do you expect me to stay for a party dressed like this?”
You motion down to your expertly coordinated ensemble of sweats and a ratty t-shirt that you think might be Hyunjin’s.
“Well,” Jisung says reluctantly. “I mean, I think it’s cute, but…”
“Don’t you dare lie to me,” you threaten as you dig an elbow into his side. “Anyways, I’ll be back by 9, okay?”
“Okay…” He mutters sadly.
“Finally,” Hyunjin says at the same time. “She’s leaving!”
You stick your middle finger up in his direction as you grab your bag and shove your feet back into your shoes.
“Bye, bitches!”
And then you’re out the door.
Your apartment isn’t far from theirs—just around the block, and it only takes a few minutes before you’re climbing the stairs up to the 4th floor, where you live.
When you unlock the door, you’re greeted by a dark room, and you’re a little surprised to find that Yuna isn’t home right now.
You flick the light switch on and kick off your shoes, walking into the kitchen to find a post it note stuck to the fridge.
Out buying Jisung a present, it reads. See u tonight! xoxo Yuna
You crumble the note in your palm before dunking it into the trash, NBA style, and you scowl when you miss.
Yuna’s note reminds you again that Jisung didn’t give you any notice about his birthday, and you can’t help the annoyance that rises inside of you—especially because you didn’t have the chance to do the bare minimum and scrape together a present for him.
With a sigh, you drop your school bag on the floor of your room as you head towards your closet, rummaging through your clothes as yo search for something appropriate.
You’re looking for an outfit that says “it’s my (fake) boyfriend’s birthday today and he totally did not just tell me about it 3 hours ago!”
It’s uncertain whether the cropped top and black jeans combo that you finally settle on gives off that vibe, but you think it looks decent (at least, better than your sweatpants…) and so you go with it.
You spend the next hour and a half around the apartment, cleaning up and taking care of small tasks here and there as you try not to think about the party tonight.
There’s a sort of anxiety weighing down on you about it—you’re not sure why, either. You’ve never really had a problem with partying and letting loose before, but you have a sneaking suspicion that the weight in your gut has something to do with Jisung.
It’s as you finish sweeping the living room that you come to the startling realization that its now nearly 9, and you lost track of time as you were cleaning.
You haven’t even started your makeup—because you didn’t want to sweat it off while stress cleaning—and you practically trip over yourself in your haste to get to your room. In a panic, you quickly swipe some concealer and mascara on, before finishing with a little lip gloss, and although it is the simplest makeup routine you could have come up with, it’s already past 9 when you stumble out of your room, hopping a little as you try to shove your sneakers on.
You take a deep breath as you shove your keys in your pocket, and then—just for good measure—you open a kitchen cabinet and pour yourself a shot of vodka from Yuna’s not-so-secret stash.
You down it quickly and it burns your throat, leaving an acrid taste in your mouth and a weird warm sensation in your chest and your head—most likely because you overestimated the amount when you poured it out, courtesy of the Disney mug you’re using as a shot glass.
Go figure.
You find yourself gripping your keys and pepper spray tightly as you make the short trek to Jisung and Hyunjin’s apartment, and by the time you end up outside their door, it’s well past 9:30pm.
The pounding bass of whatever music is playing inside thrums out into the hallway, and you’re not sure if knocking is the right way to go—frankly, you’re not sure they’ll even hear you if you do.
Not even a moment later, the door swings wide open as a drunk couple comes stumbling out, so entangled in each other that they barely notice you or the door that they leave open behind them.
“O…kay…” You mutter. “Kind of early for that, but…”
Shaking your head, you walk in to find the festivities in full swing. It catches you momentarily off guard just how many people have managed to fit inside the small apartment, and the disco strobe lights are disorienting as you search around for a familiar face.
I mean, you knew it was a party, but honestly, you don’t even know half the people here.
Finally, after what feels like forever, your eyes land on Jisung, and you’re so relieved that you sigh.
And then, you notice the giant grin on his face, and the very attractive girl he’s talking to. You watch as he says something, gesticulating with his hands as his eyebrows raise, and your mood sours instantly. The girl lets out a giggle, smacking his arm lightly before tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear flirtatiously, and your eyes narrow.
Something ugly twists in your gut, particularly when you notice just how close they are standing, and your teeth clench.
You know you have no right to feel jealous—you aren’t actually dating Jisung, after all—and yet the ugly pit of emotionsin the depths of your stomach that blazes despite the fact.
A boy with dark hair walks by you at that moment, obscuring your vision—he’s friends with Hyunjin, you think, his name might be Jeongin?—and you zero in on the solo cup in his hand, filled halfway with a dark liquid.
“hey,” you clear your throat, catching him before he manages to walk away. “Where did you get that?”
“Hmm?” He says, his gaze slightly unfocused and a lopsided grin on his face. “Oh, drinks are in the kitchen.”
“Thanks…” You mutter out, barely waiting for a reply before you are stalking off in that direction.
You waste no time in grabbing a cup from the stack next to the drink station that has been set up, most likely by Changbin based on the color coding. The first bottle you see is a giant thing of rum, and you don’t even hesitate before pouring a generous amount into your cup and then topping it off with some Coke.
You take a large swig, still a little astounding by the amount of people here that you don’t know.
Honestly though, you are content hovering in the kitchen and avoiding human interaction for the rest of the night—until you spot Felix a few feet away, heading towards you.
Your eyes widen, and without a second thought, you’re ducking out of the kitchen and back into the crowded living room, pushing through sweaty bodies to get away from him.
The thing is—you don’t have a problem with Felix. Really, you don’t. In fact, he can be kind of funny to be around, most of the time. Except for when he’s drunk—he goes absolutely nuts when intoxicated, and you do not want to be the one taking care of that tonight.
The last time you did… Well, let’s just say you’ll never look at limes or white bedsheets the same again.
Unfortunately for you, it seems you can only avoid one person at a time tonight, because when you finally manage to shake Felix off of your tail by hiding in a back corner where you’re obscured from the view of most people, you find yourself with the perfect view of Jisung.
You find that he’s now surrounded by a gaggle of girls and a couple of guys, and he seems to be telling a very animated story based on his facial expressions.
He looks good tonight, you realize—with his hair slicked back like that, and those dumb black vinyl pants you bought him as a joke because they make his ass look fantastic.
You never thought he would wear them out in public, because he was so embarrassed when you made him try them on, but now—well, you definitely regret that purchase.
It’s almost depressing, watching him from across the room like a lovestruck girl, when it seems just about every other girl in the room is ten times more attractive than you and checking him out too.
It’s unfair, because—really? Jisung, the dork who can barely look a girl in the eye without saying something stupid is the center of attention at this party? You think he must be at least a little tipsy, from the way he seems to actually be able to hold a normal conversation with those girls, and you’re kind of mad that it’s not you over there flirting with him.
Which is stupid. You’re his girlfriend after all—well, fake girlfriend. Whatever, same thing. You’re not sure why you are over here, pouting in the corner, instead of over there by his side. In fact, you’re not even sure why you didn’t just go up to him when you first got here, like a normal person.
Because no, of course you had to be weird and overthink things way more than you should.
“He’s hot,” a voice interrupts your trail of thoughts, and your gaze snaps from Jisung to your right, where you find an attractive guy standing and observing.
“Why don’t you go talk to him?”
He looks vaguely familiar, and it’s only after a few more seconds of staring that you realize who he is—Minho, the guy that Jisung occasionally cat sits for.
“I’m—huh?” You splutter, coughing slightly.
He leans against the wall casually, a smirk dancing across his lips, and he nods towards Jisung.
“Well, I just don’t understand why you’re moping here in the corner instead of just going over there. He won’t bite… Probably.”
“I-I’m not moping!” You protest.
“A-And besides,” you continue, your voice still lacking conviction. “He’s actually—well, you know—we’re… dating.”
Minho raises an eyebrow as he takes a sip from his cup.
“So you’re Y/N?”
“…Yes?” You say back hesitantly.
“You don’t sound very sure about that.”
“W-Well, I am!” You say indignantly.
He tsks you. “Okay… Well, all I’m saying is, that is not the face of someone dating the man of their dreams.”
You turn to look at Jisung, for only a second.
“How… How do you know he’s the man of my dreams?”
He scoffs. “Honey, he’s the man of everyone’s dreams.”
You tilt your head to the side, thinking about it.
“Okay, fair.” You admit.
He grins wickedly, before extending his hand.
“I’m Minho,” he introduces himself finally.
“I know,” you reply back, taking a sip of your now almost empty drink instead of shaking his hand.
He retracts it back with a smirk, not even slightly offended.
Your still watching Jisung intently, and it’s only when one of the girls he’s talking to wraps her hand around his arm and pulls him closer to her that it gets too much for you.
Abruptly, you turn to Minho.
“You want to do shots with me?” You ask, suddenly.
“Shots?” Minho perks up, interest piqued. “Hell yeah.”
“Great.” You down the remaining contents of your cup before setting it down on a side table. Then, you grab him by his wrist and all but drag him with you to the kitchen.
You waste no time in setting up tiny red plastic cups the size of shot glasses—2 for Minho, and 2 for you—and then you’re grabbing the tequila and pouring it into them.
“Tequila?” he asks, surprised. “So you really want to feel something, huh?”
You glare at him. “Shut up and drink.”
He grins at you but complies, and the two of you throw back the shots together.
“Oh, that is absolutely foul,” you say, barely able to stop yourself from gagging. Belatedly, you grab a quarter of a lime and suck on it.
“Want to do more?”
“You’re kind of crazy,” Minho winces as he swallows. “…I like it.”
You shrug, already feeling tipsy, and you waste no time in refilling the cups.
You lose count of how many shots the two of you have taken—five? maybe six?—but it doesn’t matter, because after the 3rd one, your head is already fuzzy and any thoughts of Jisung have successfully been pushed to the back of your mind.
The two of you have been arguing about various things (most of which you forget by the time you move on to the next topic), and you find that you are actually enjoying yourself.
And then, whoever is in charge of the music decides to change things up, and suddenly 3racha is blaring through the apartment and you find yourself thinking about Jisung once again.
You frown, taking a sip from a cup—just Sprite, now, because Minho decided to cut you off a few minutes ago while you could still speak in full sentences.
“Do you like 3racha?” You yell at him over the music, and he nods eagerly.
“Oh, definitely! Their stuff is really good, and it’s so cool that they go to school with us!”
Minho takes a swig from his cup, which likewise, is Sprite.
“Okay, I have a question,” you shout into his ear to be heard over all the noise. “This could make or break our friendship, so you better answer correctly!”
Minho nods solemnly.
“Who’s your favorite?”
“From 3racha?” Minho asks, pondering.
You nod, and his brow furrows as he thinks.
“Hmm… I think they’re all great, but I would probably have to go with CB97.”
“CB97?” You exclaim, aghast.
“I’m sorry, I think…” You say slowly. “I think this is the end of our friendship.”
“What?” Minho pouts. “No! Who’s your favorite, then?”
“Uh, J.One, of course,” you say it like it’s obvious. “That’s the only correct answer.”
He shrugs. “I mean, yeah J.One is pretty cool, but CB97 is just unbeatable.”
You scoff.
“Sure, CB97 is fine, but J.One is obviously the best!”
The two of you continue to bicker back and forth—you’re so heated, you aren’t even sure how long the two of you have been arguing.
And that’s how Jisung finds you: drunk and angry and defending his honor.
“J.One carries the group!” You shout as he enters the kitchen. “I think you should get your hearing re-evaluated. You might be in danger of going deaf.”
Minho opens his mouth, his response ready, but before he can bite back, Jisung has already interrupted.
“Y/N!” He exclaims, barely able to hold back his laugh as he sees you, red in the face with your brow drawn taut as you glare at Minho.
“There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you.”
At the sound of his voice, you come up short, and a confused look comes over your face as you turn to look at him.
“Jisung?” You ask, bewildered.
“Yeah, that’s me,” he grins. “How much have you had to drink? And how long have you been here?”
“I had 5… 5 shots?” You tell him, holding up 8 fingers, and he narrows his eyes. “And also some rum and coke!”
You pick up your cup of Sprite to take a sip, but Jisung takes it from you gently.
“I don’t think you should drink anymore,” he tells you. “Otherwise, you’ll wake up with a killer hangover tomorrow.”
“Huh?” You say, staring at the cup. “Oh! It’s just Sprite.”
Jisung takes a sniff to confirm, before handing it back to you, embarrassed.
“Oh, sorry…” He mutters.
“It’s okay!” You grin cheesily. “Minho told me I should stop drinking, too…”
You point to where Minho is standing, and he gives Jisung a little wave.
“Did you know tequila is kind of gross?” You whisper, leaning in close to his ear.
“Yeah,” he tells you with a laugh.
“Now,” you declare. “Can you please settle this and tell Minho that J.One is obviously the best in 3racha?”
He raises an eyebrow, amused.
“You think J.One is the best?”
You frown. “Yeah, obviously. I have to stay loyal, after all. I can’t just change my mind mid argument, can I?”
Jisung lets out a laugh, and Minho’s eyes flit between the two of you.
“Well—I’m just going to get something else to drink from, um, over there,” he motions vaguely off to the right, before giving you a long meaningful look that you don’t quite understand.
“See you later!” And then he’s gone, leaving the two of you in the kitchen alone.
“So I’m guessing you’ve been here for a while,” Jisung says a second later, and your gaze snaps to his face.
“Hmm?” You hum distractedly. “Oh. Yeah, probably? I think so…”
“Why didn’t you come find me?” He says, his brow furrowed as he looks you in the eye.
The music is thrumming, the lights are dim, and all you can think about is how hot you feel. Why is it so hot in here?
“What?” You ask, still a little disoriented.
Jisung runs a hand through his hair, and you find yourself staring at him. The top to buttons of his shirt are undone, and you can see his collarbones peeking out as he pushes his hair back. You find yourself mesmerized.
“I-I mean,” Jisung says, a blush rising to his cheeks. “I was waiting for you…”
You’re so blatantly checking him out that you don’t notice how embarrassed he looks at the confession, and you barely manage to catch what he says.
“Oh,” you murmur, your eyes now focused on his hand. “Well, I mean, you looked busy when I got here and I didn’t want to be a bother.”
“What do you mean?” He asks, confused.
You stare, thinking it’s obvious enough.
“Well, first it was that really tall girl, with the highlights,” you begin listing, counting on your fingers as you go. “Then it was that guy in the muscle tee… And then it was the other girl, in your econ class. I just didn’t want to interrupt…”
“You wouldn’t have been interrupting,” Jisung mutters. “I mean, you’re my girlfriend.”
“Fake girlfriend,” you chime helpfully.
His expression falls, almost imperceptibly.
“Right. Of course…”
You’re oblivious to it all, too intoxicated to notice the slight shift in his mood.
“So, how has your party been so far, birthday boy?” You grin, nudging him slightly with your shoulder.
“It’s been nice,” He responds distractedly.
“Did Hyunjin make you do shots with him?” You ask curiously. “He was, like, really excited about making you do that.”
Jisung wrinkles his nose.
“Ugh, yeah,” he groans. “That was not fun. My liver is going to be gone before I even graduate.”
“Boo, don’t be such a wimp!” You exclaim. “Shots are fun.”
Jisung opens his mouth, about to bite back a response, but before he can—someone comes barreling in your direction, tackling him in a hug that leaves him stumbling a few steps back.
“Jisung!” It takes him a moment to realize the person who’s hugging the life out of him is Yuna.
“Yuna,” he chokes out, startled with his hands hanging by his side awkwardly.
“So?” She says, grinning as she pulls back. “How’s your day been? Excited to finally turn five?”
Jisung rolls his eyes. “If I’m five, that must mean you’re four, huh?”
“Touché.” She throws back. “But seriously, happy birthday!”
“Thanks,” he says back, almost shyly.
“Yuna!” You exclaim belatedly, finally realizing who she is.
She turns to look at you, and Jisung swears her eyes light up as she launches herself at you.
“Y/N! I’ve been looking for you! I missed you,” she says as she wraps her arms lovingly around you—very unlike the anaconda chokehold she had held Jisung in only a few moments before.
“I missed you too,” you pout as you return the hug.
Jisung’s face scrunches up in confusion.
“Don’t you guys live together?”
Yuna waves him off. “Yeah. Your point is?”
“…Nevermind,” he mutters wisely after a few moments.
“So,” Yuna says, raising an eyebrow. “how have the two of you been?”
“Good!” You say cheerfully, your voice pitching up a little bit higher than you mean for it to.
Yuna’s gaze is one that can kill, and the way she’s looking at the two of you—a mischievous smirk on her face… It makes Jisung uncomfortable.
“Y-Yeah,” Jisung stutters, his hand finding yours and gripping it tightly. “You know… Doing couples stuff, being a couple… All of that.”
Your roommate raises an eyebrow, amused.
“Really?”
“Oh, definitely,” you nod seriously, and she lets out a short laugh.
“You two really are perfect for each other,” Yuna says, shaking her head. “I just can’t believe it took you both this long to realize it.”
You frown at the implication of her words, focusing so hard on the part where she says the two of you are perfect for each other, that you miss the way Jisung clears his throat awkwardly and stares daggers at Yuna.
“I guess…” you say slowly, your brows knit together.
“Well!” Yuna exclaims, clasping her hands together. “I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, but there’s a dance floor that is calling my name. Hyunjin bet me that I couldn’t out dance him, and you know I never back down. I’ll see you guys later!”
She waves as she goes, and the two of you watch even as she disappears into the crowd.
“So…” Jisung begins jokingly a few moments later.
“I guess we’re just perfect for each other, huh?”
You’re drunk enough that you can’t tell whether he meant for his words to come out sounding so bitter, and if you had been more sober, you probably would have questioned it.
But you’re not, and so your mind passes over it onto the next thought: namely, the one that has been running through your mind the entire night—how attractive Jisung looks right now.
You don’t know why, but no matter how hard you try, you can’t stop yourself from staring. Granted, you aren’t really trying all that hard.
And, if you’re being honest, it’s his fault for looking so good…
“Y/N?” Jisung waves his hand in front of your face when you don’t answer.
And then, against your will, your mind flashes to all the pretty girls he was talking to tonight—first, the one he was talking to when you walked in at the beginning, who he was grinning at like she was the funniest girl in the world. And then, later, when he was surrounded by a whole harem of them, all flirting with him.
At those thoughts, something ugly rears its head inside your heart. You didn’t really think you were the type to get jealous before tonight. Frankly, you don’t even have a reason to be jealous.
He’s not actually your boyfriend, what right do you have to care about who he talks to and flirts with?
“Are you okay?” Jisung asks, concerned as you stare off into space.
And then another thought occurs to you—why is he so dense? For two years, you’ve had the biggest crush on him, and not once has Jisung noticed. You’ve been pining after him hopelessly, and when he finally makes a romantic advance—it’s to fake a relationship for his convenience?
“Y/N?” He repeats your name once more, and this time, your gaze snaps to his face.
You’re not sure what it is that spurs you into action. Jealousy, exasperation, maybe even just plain anger at him and the circumstances he’s put you in.
Although, if you’re being honest, it’s probably mostly the alcohol that’s rushing through your blood that makes you do it, but before you can second guess yourself, your hands go to cup Jisung’s face, and then you’re yanking him down to your height and pressing your lips firmly against him.
At first, you meant for it to be chaste and short. Just a simple and impulsive peck that is meant for—closure, maybe? You aren’t really sure. It’s not supposed to be anything more than a small playground peck, mostly because he’s so infuriating and you can’t focus on anything but his lips, and you just need to get it out of your system.
But then, you’re close enough to feel his breath, hot and light against your lips. He smells like cotton and lemon with a hint of vodka, and his eyes—when you look into them, they are dark and confused and even a little concerned too, and before you know it, you’re throwing all caution to the wind and kissing him.
You’re really, truly kissing him, the way you’ve dreamt of so many times.
It’s frenzied and sloppy, and really not that great because you are both too drunk to focus on accuracy, but your hands snake around the nape of his neck and you find yourself lacing your fingers through his hair as your eyes slide shut. You hate yourself a little bit, because you enjoy it so much.
But the worst part of it?
The worst part is that Jisung kisses you back. It takes him a few seconds to react, but then his hands are on your waist, gripping tightly as he pulls you closer and melts into your lips. You don’t even know how long the two of you stand there, completely absorbed in each other.
Even as you break the kiss, your hands stay wrapped around his neck, just as his hands stay firmly on your waist. Your foreheads are pressed together, and there is this dumb little grin stretched across his face.
It takes you both a moment to process. But then, Jisung is whispering to you, almost breathless, “what was that for?”
You look up into his eyes to find them wide and curious, anticipating your response.
It’s then that you realize what you’ve just done.
“Um,” you breathe other a moment later, your voice thick and your head swimming with confusion. “Happy birthday?”
“Thanks,” he grins a little, but then his expression drops when he sees the panic in your eyes.
“Yeah,” you say awkwardly, stepping back from him even as your throat closes up.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, you just kissed him.
“I’m—I have to go pee,” you say dumbly.
“Okay,” Jisung tells you softly.
And then you walk out of the kitchen, to the bathroom—where you pause for a moment, before continuing past it, to the door and out of the apartment.
You don’t stop until you get home.
You spend the next week avoiding Jisung.
It’s not easy, mind you—but you still manage to do it. In between the texts and phone calls from not only him but various members of your friend group, you somehow are able to hide, almost as if you don’t exist at all.
That’s not the hard part though. No, the hard part is avoiding Yuna. You leave for your classes early in the morning and come home late at night in a desperate grab at not running into her. The ‘Do Not Disturb’ setting on your phone is permanently set to on, and you go out of your way to study only in the archaeology library, despite how far away it is from your apartment.
You’re like a ghost in the wind, the way that you make yourself scarce, and the only person you speak to is Hyunjin—mostly because he’s the one person you can’t seem to avoid.
He is your best friend, after all, and when the two of you share almost every class, it makes it impossible to avoid him.
But, to your surprise, you find that he doesn’t press you at all. Over the course of the week, not once does he bring up Jisung or the party on Friday, and you would think that he hasn’t noticed anything out of the blue if it wasn’t for the way he strategically avoids mentioning any of your friends.
You can’t help but love him for it. He doesn’t ask for answers, even once, and you are reminded once again why he’s your best friend.
You are a wreck for so many reasons that you can’t help but wrap your head around, and the only thing that keeps you together is that Hyunjin continues to joke about the stupidest things as if you both don’t know that you are seconds away from falling apart.
But, come Friday, it seems your luck has run out.
When you arrive home in the early evening, you find Yuna sitting in the living room, her arms crossed as if she’s waiting. Well, obviously you know that logically, she’s waiting for you. But hey… It could be something else, right?
Wrong, if the pointed glare she pins you with is anything to go off of.
“Sit,” she says shortly.
Timidly, you listen. Really, all you want to do is run back into your room and lock the door but—well, she’s scary and you think she might bust down your door right off its hinges if you do that.
“S-So…” You stammer awkwardly. “What’s up?”
You wince right as the words leave your mouth. Why are you like this? It’s like recently, you can’t do anything right. With school, with your friends… With Jisung.
She stares at you pointedly.
“I don’t know, why don’t you tell me?”
“There’s nothing up with me,” you say, trying to keep your face blank as your head turns downward and you pick at the loose thread hanging from the hem of your shirt.
“Really?” Yuna asks, an eyebrow raised. She doesn’t sound convinced at all, but you pretend you don’t notice.
“Nope,” you respond again. “Why? Is there something wrong?”
“Yeah, actually,” she says calmly. “It’s just that there is this girl I know who seems to be avoiding all her friends and her boyfriend without any explanation, and nobody can figure out what’s wrong.”
“Oh? Well, maybe she’s fine and doesn’t need anyone to worry about her. She could be just a little tired after a long week, don’t you think?”
“Tired doesn’t mean ignoring everyone she knows,” Yuna points out.
You look down, examining your fingernails. They are short, bitten stubs—a product of your recent spike in anxiety. You pick at a hangnail on your thumb before you answer.
“Maybe tired to her means socializing less to conserve energy.”
A moment passes, and you can feel her glare burning into the side of your head, but you don’t look up.
“Y/N.” She says finally, breaking the silence. “Please. Talk to me.”
“I am talking,” you say shortly.
“That’s not what I mean,” Yuna emphasizes firmly. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing is,” you repeat. “Everything is fine and dandy. I’m doing great. Couldn’t be better, in fact.”
She sighs heavily.
“What happened with you and Jisung?”
You still.
“Jisung?” Your voice wobbles—barely, but you know it’s enough for Yuna to notice. “Why would you think something happened with Jisung?”
“Because he’s been a wreck since his birthday, and you’ve been avoiding everyone, and there is something weird about it all.”
Your breath catches in your throat when she says that. The first thought that pops into your head is, is he okay?
It’s followed quickly by why is he a wreck? and did I fuck up so badly that I broke him?
“Hasn’t he said what’s wrong with him?” You ask, trying to be nonchalant even as you can feel the panic rising in your throat. “Because I think he’s the only one with an issue right now. Not me. Definitely not me.”
“Y/N,” Yuna sighs again. “He’s your boyfriend, and there’s something up with both of you. Did he do something? Please, tell me what’s wrong so I can help.”
Boyfriend. The word echoes in your head, bouncing around until it threatens to engulf you completely. It’s parasitic, the way it burns through you.
A moment passes, and you’re frozen.
Then,
“He’s not my boyfriend.”
Your voice is heartbreakingly soft, and Yuna is surprised to find that when you look up and your eyes finally meet hers, they are glassy with unshed tears.
“What?”
“I said,” you choke out. “He’s not my boyfriend.”
And then you’re crying.
“Oh, Y/N,” Yuna says soothingly, pulling you closer and wrapping her arms around you.
You turn, burying your face into her shoulder as hot, scalding tears run down your face. She runs a hand down your head, smoothing your hair in a calming and repetitive movement, and you let go of the emotions you have been holding back for the past 7 days.
You cry and you cry and you cry until you feel like you have nothing left to give, and then you just let Yuna hold you for a moment.
And then, you pull back after what seems like forever, and tell her about everything.
Okay, so—not everything. You definitely don’t tell her about Jisung and 3racha, but you tell her everything else. How you’ve had a crush on him for forever, and how you both ended up somehow faking a relationship, and how you’re feelings for him only continued to grow throughout it, and then you tell her about the party, and how you kissed him and fucked everything up, because there is no way he feels anything for you—especially because he’s been avoiding you the same way you have been avoiding him.
Yuna listens attentively and doesn’t interrupt once, and when you finish speaking finally, your tears have mostly dried.
“You don’t hate me… Do you?” Your voice is small and vulnerable.
“No,” she says decidedly. “I could never hate you for something like this.”
“Thank you,” you whisper, a watery smile barely present on your face as she hugs you again.
“Do you… Do you think I fucked it all up?”
Yuna shakes her head firmly. “No. I know you didn’t.”
You aren’t too sure if you believe her, but the words are comforting either way.
“You know what?” Yuna says determinedly after a moment. “I think you need something to get your mind off of this all. To clear your head, you know? It’ll make you feel better.”
You look at her skeptically, your eyes already beginning to puff up.
“Yes,” she nods excitedly to herself. “Tomorrow, I’m taking you on a date so you can stop thinking about him!”
“Oh, Yuna, I don’t—“ You sniffle but she cuts you off.
“Nope! I’ve decided already! You’re heartsick, and this is just what the doctor ordered.”
“…Okay?”
“Great!” She grins at you. “Now, why don’t you take a shower and go to sleep? You look like you’re about to pass out any minute.”
“Yeah,” you say faintly as she drags you up from the couch and pushes you in the direction of your bedroom. “Okay.”
After a quick, scalding shower, you lay in bed and fall asleep quickly. You sleep fitfully and contently the entire night through, and when you wake up the next morning, it is to Yuna packing up a wicker basket in the kitchen.
“You’re awake!” She exclaims when she notices you come out of your room.
“Get dressed,” Yuna singsongs, folding a giant gingham sheet. “We’re going on a picnic! I put a lot of effort into this so you better put on something cute or I’ll murder you.”
You find that, against all odds, you somehow feel better than you did last night, even if only marginally.
Crying it out of your system will do that to you, you suppose as you head back into your room to pick out an outfit that will pass Yuna’s inspection.
It doesn’t take long for you to settle in a simple white cotton dress. You tie your hair back with a matching ribbon, and put on a bit of concealer under your eyes to hide any evidence of what happened last night.
When you emerge from your room, you find Yuna waiting eagerly at the door, a giant floppy straw hat on her head.
“Let’s go!” She says excitedly. Despite yourself, you find a small smile creeping onto your face. Maybe this isn’t such a bad idea, after all.
You don’t really know where you are going, because Yuna has planned it all out to the tee, but she chats the whole bus ride there, and for the first time all week, you feel like you can breathe.
30 minutes later, the two of you find yourselves on the banks of the Han river, spreading out a blanket to sit upon.
Then, you’re reaching into the wicker basket Yuna has brought along, pulling out small boxes full of comfort food—rice cakes, fried rice, noodles… Your heart warms as you think of her in the kitchen, cooking all of this food for you.
You really love your friends.
“Rice, japchae, beef…” Yuna mutters to herself, doing a tally of everything that has been laid out.
“Is there nothing else in the basket?” She turns to you, hopeful. You look inside, and then shake your head.
“No, it’s empty.”
“Fuck, I forgot water…”
Then, her eyes light up.
“I’ll be right back, okay? I’m just going to the convenience store to get something to drink.”
“Okay,” you nod to her.
And then she’s running off, her hat wobbling in a hilarious way as she goes.
You pull your knees into your chest and observe around you as you wait for her to come back. A small toddler runs past you, with his mother close behind, begging him to slow down. A few feet away, 3 middle school boys are riding their bikes and eating ice pops as they go. An elderly couple are resting on a bench that overlooks the river.
Then, your eyes fall onto the ducks. You light up immediately, searching the wide picnic spread until you find what you were looking for—bread.
You’re overly excited as you grab the bag of bread and practically skip over to the ducks. They watch you curiously as you bend down a few feet away from them. You start to break off small pieces of the bread and throw them down in between you and the ducks, and they happily swarm the food you offer.
You giggle as you watch a mother duck push her chick towards a small piece of bread that you have thrown out. The baby ducks are always the cutest, you can’t help but think.
“They’re adorable, aren’t they?” A familiar voice says from behind you, and you freeze. Your blood turns ice cold, and your head snaps around.
And there he is, in the flesh—Han Jisung, standing awkwardly only a few feet away from you.
You stare. He’s dressed casually, in a loose white shirt and black jeans, and it’s crazy how he looks the same as you’ve always seem him, and yet so different at the same time. His hair is brushed back, and to your surprise—a deep, berry blue, but what shocks you the most is the timid, almost unsure expression on his face.
A moment passes, and then—you’re pushing yourself up and briskly walking past him without a word, trying to get as far away as possible.
“Wait, Y/N—wait!” He calls out, but you ignore him.
“Y/N,” he jogs, and it doesn’t take long before he’s in front of you, effectively cutting off your escape route.
You stop in your tracks, but continue to stare off behind his head, as if you can’t see him at all.
“Can we talk?” He asks.
“We don’t have anything to talk about,” you say stiffly.
“Um, I think we have a lot to talk about,” he disagrees, his brow furrowing.
You think it’s cute—at least, you would, if you were looking at him. But you’re not, and so you don’t.
“Well I don’t have anything to talk to you about,” you say, tone short and sharp.
“That’s fine,” Jisung sighs. “That’s fine, because I can do the talking. But will you listen?”
You stare off in the direction Yuna had run off in, desperately hoping for her to appear. Predictably, she doesn’t, and so instead of answering, you continue to stare pointedly at anything but the boy in front of you.
He takes that as a yes.
“Look,” he looks a little exasperated as he runs a hand through his hair. “I know that we started this whole thing so we could, I dunno, keep up a lie that I got us wrapped up into. And I know you got all freaked out last week when—well, when that thing happened, which is why I’ve been giving you space…”
You still refuse to look at him, but your eyes trail from a giant light pole behind him to where a family of four are sitting under the shade of a giant tree.
“I mean,” Jisung continues on. “I thought space is what you needed, for a bit. But you’re still ignoring me and freaking out, which is why I’m here to tell you that—well, to tell you that I like you.”
He says it so sincerely that it’s enough for you to finally look at him.
“Ha, ha,” you say sarcastically, finally speaking. “That’s funny. Now, are you done? I’m kind of busy right now.”
“What?” His nose scrunches in confusion, and your heart skips a beat, which you promptly ignore.
“No, Y/N. I like you. A lot.”
The familiar feeling of panic starts to well up in your stomach, and your gaze hardens.
“You like me?” You say, your face twisting cruelly as you look at his earnest, pleading eyes.
“Yes,” he says solemnly. “I do. I have for a long time, actually…”
Your throat burns. “Jisung, stop it.”
“Why?” He asks, bewildered.
“Because!” You hiss. “I know you’re doing this for 3racha and to keep it a secret, which is fine, I know you are. It’s what we’ve been doing since the beginning, of course I know you are, but… But you’re being mean right now.”
“How?” His frustration bleeds into his words. “Y/N, I’m telling you that I like you! This has nothing to do with 3racha.”
You scoff.
“You don’t believe me?” Jisung demands. “I’m serious. I’ve already told Yuna everything! I literally have nothing to lose,” he laughs, and it borders on maniacal.
“Except you, of course, because my feelings for you are so real it’s kind of starting to hurt!”
“What did you say?” You whisper faintly.
He sighs. “On Monday, when it became obvious you were avoiding me, I went to Yuna, and—well I told her about 3racha, and what you were doing to help me keep that secret, because I wanted her advice on how to…”
He trails off, suddenly nervous. You stare foggily at him, half unsure if you’re breathing still.
“How to what?” You ask after a moment.
“How to ask you out, for real.”
“You told Yuna?”
He nods. “That’s why I’m here... I asked her to set this up.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah,” he echoes. “Oh.”
A moment passes. You feel warm all over. He told Yuna the truth… Does that mean…? He’s telling the truth?
“So,” you start. “Let me get this straight. You told Yuna the truth about your biggest secret, and… You like me?”
“I do, like you. A lot. A lot a lot.”
His eyes bore into yours.
“Okay,” you say weakly.
“Okay?” He asks. “I was… Kind of hoping for something more than okay.”
Instead of responding to that, you find yourself staring at his hair.
“It’s very blue,” you tell him, reaching out to touch it.
“What?” Jisung says, as if he’s forgotten. “Oh, yeah. It is.”
“You look like a blueberry,” you murmur, still entranced by how soft his hair is. “Why did you dye it?”
A blush rises to his cheeks, and he looks away quickly as he murmurs something inaudibly.
“What? I didn’t hear what you said.”
“Well,” he begins bashfully, his entire face red at this point. “You had said… The day you date me is the day I dye my hair blue, so…”
You retract your hand, your mind going back to that Thursday in the closet, when the two of you had been hiding from Yuna.
“I did say that, didn’t I?” You muse.
He nods.
“So?” You ask, expectantly.
“What?” Jisung is quick to get defensive.
“Aren’t you going to ask me out?”
“B-But,” he begins cluelessly. “You don’t… Like me back, do you?”
It takes a moment to process the words, and your jaw drops open slightly. You don’t know how to react to that—you don’t know what to do, or what to say. A flurry of emotions overcome you, but it’s easiest to pick out anger, and so you do the first thing that comes to mind.
You punch him.
“Ow!” Jisung yelps, pouting as he rubs his shoulder.
“You absolute buffoon!” You explode in anger. “Who initiated that kiss on your birthday? Was it you? No, I don’t think it was. Of course I like you! I’ve liked you since I met you, you fucking idiot! Why would you think I don’t like you? You are quite possibly the stupidest person to exist. It takes a special kind of person to be so oblivious you don't notice someone crushing on you for two years! I was so obvious too!”
He stares at you, flabbergasted.
Now it’s his turn to parrot you. “You like… me?”
You glare at him.
“Ask me,” you demand.
“Do you like me?” He repeats, and your eyes narrow.
“Wrong question,” you grit out.
His eyes widen as his mouth forms a silent ‘o.’’
“Do you…” He begins.
“Will you be my girlfriend?” Jisung asks finally, voice soft as he stares at you in wonder.
“Yes, you dummy!” You yell.
You want to smack him for being stupid, but you decide to kiss him instead—and this time, you find it’s everything you remember it to be and so much more.
“For the record,” Jisung says when the two of you break away, a stupid grin on his face as he slips his hand into yours. “I’ve liked you since I met you, too.”
“Really?” You look at him weirdly. “I threatened you with a frying pan.”
“Yeah, you looked kind of crazy,” he nods. “But it was hot, like, in a psycho kind of way.”
A look of disgust passes over your face, and you push him away.
“You’re disturbed,” you tell him. “I don’t think I want to date you anymore.”
“Hey!” He protests. “It hasn’t even been five minutes!”
“I didn’t know you were so weird, though,” you mimic vomiting, but don’t resist when he grabs your hand again.
The two of you head back to the picnic blanket you had been at before, only to find Yuna sitting there with at least ten water bottles surrounding her.
Her eyes flit to your linked hands as the two of you approach.
“So,” she says mischievously. “What did I miss?”
“Jisung,” you sigh. “Just show me the picture. I’ll see it sooner or later!”
He pouts as he holds his phone away from you. “No, I look bad.”
It’s currently a Saturday afternoon, with winter break just around the corner, and you and your friends are hanging out at Jisung and Hyunjin’s apartment.
“Babe,” you soothe him. “I promise, you don’t look bad.”
“Yes I do.”
“Han Jisung, give me the phone.” You frown.
“No,” he says stubbornly, shaking his head, and you grab his ear.
“Ow, ow!” He yelps, but you just twist ruthlessly.
“You’ve seen my ugly baby pictures,” you tell him, “so show me yours.”
“Okay, okay, fine!” He relents, and you let go of his ear, satisfied.
“But… You have to promise not to laugh.”
“I promise,” you say solemnly, and a moment later, he’s handing his phone to you hesitantly.
Excited, you snatch it from his hand, and he buries his face in your shoulder, embarrassed.
You’ve barely even glanced at the photo before you have to resist the urge to snort, but Jisung feels the vibration in your chest, and he lifts his head up to glare at you.
“You promised you wouldn’t laugh!”
“And I didn’t,” you clear your throat, pressing your lips together to suppress the smile from creeping onto your face.
“I told you I look bad, I shouldn’t have even let you see,” he whines and tries to snatch his phone back from you, but you hold it away from him.
“No!” You tell him. “I think it’s… cute.”
“You’re lying,” he accuses, and you can’t resist cupping his cheek with your free hand. He always looks so cute when he pouts.
“Well…” You say slyly. “I’ve always had a think for you in glasses.”
He groans, flopping backwards onto the couch, and you finally let out a laugh.
“It’s not that bad, Jisung, I promise!” You coo. “I think you’re adorable, even as an awkward preteen with a really bad haircut.”
“Don’t talk to me,” he grumbles, his words muffled as a result of being smushed face-first into the couch, and you continue to fawn over him.
Opposite to the two of you, Hyunjin and Yuna watch on in a sort of disgusted fascination, absolutely appalled by the romantic display and yet wholly unable to look away as you give Jisung a smooch on the cheek.
“This is so gross…” Hyunjin whispers to Yuna.
“Maybe it was better when they weren’t dating…” Yuna mutters back.
You’re now scrolling through Jisung’s camera roll as he tries to take his phone back from you, and Hyunjin can’t help but nod in agreement.
“You know… If you think about it, this is all kind of thanks to you,” he says to Yuna, and she snorts.
“Kind of?” She raises an eyebrow. “Oh, I’m definitely taking credit for this.”
“What?”
“You think all of this just happened by chance?” She gestures to you and Jisung. “I mean, I didn’t think Jisung would take it this far, but… Well, let’s just say he’s never been good at hiding things.”
She smirks. “His feelings for Y/N… Or his identity as J.One.”
Hyunjin gapes.
“Jisung has a habit of leaving his SoundCloud logged in when he lends me his laptop,” she explains.
“…Please, remind me to never keep secrets from you,” Hyunjin mutters under his breath, only slightly terrified.
On the couch across from them, Jisung has finally managed to take his phone back from you. You wrap your arms around his waist, burying your face in his chest as you let out a sigh.
Lazily, his arm wraps around you and he pulls you closer, his nose in your hair.
“What?” He mumbles, the words muffled by your head.
“Mm, s’nothing,” you say.
A moment of silence passes, and muted voices from the TV echo. Your face warms, and impulsively, your arms tighten around his torso as if trying to snuggle further into him.
“What is it?” He asks again, his tone playful.
There’s a beat of silence. You turn your face away from his so he can’t see you, and then:
“You’re so skinny.”
“Yeah,” he says sarcastically back. “I know. You’re always calling me a noodle boy, after all.”
You grin.
“Yeah, but you’re my noodle boy,” you say affectionately, and Yuna almost gags.
“Okay,” Hyunjin announces, horrified. “That’s enough PDA for one day!”
You stick out your tongue at him, and Jisung shows him his middle finger.
“You’re just jealous,” you tease.
“It’s okay, Hyunjin,” Jisung says solemnly. “Maybe one day someone will get past your annoying personality and catch feelings for you, too.”
Hyunjin lets out a strangled groan.
“Can we leave? Please?” He begs Yuna.
“Already two steps ahead of you,” she mutters, slinging her bag over her shoulder before waving to you and Jisung.
“Bye!”
And then she’s walking out the door.
“Yuna!” Hyunjin scrambles after her desperately. “Wait for me!”
(in case you were wondering what the picture of jisung looks like: see below)
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