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pied-piper-pluto · 2 days

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happy webcomic day I brought gay orcs

Clover & Cutlass is about normal and relatable young adult problems such as: getting a big lesbian crush on a girl your parents want you to kill, balancing your final exams with stopping the apocalypse, and needing to disguise a stolen horse.

Addresses themes of parental abuse. Recommended for teen and up on account of swears and blood and et cetera.

#webcomic day #webcomicday #which of those are we using who knows #clover and cutlass

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strangelittlestories · 8 hours

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It is a little known fact that angels cannot step foot in hell.

Note: this does not mean that angels *don’t* enter the burning depths, only that they cannot touch the floor. You see, the fires that rage below are not regular fire. They do not consume fuel and oxygen and spit out heat. Instead, they chew on reality and drink down order, and the flames that lick up at you are made of chaos-filled void.

This is antithetical to the very substance of angels. If it touches them, at *best* the angels will be spat out as they are forcibly reminded that *they don’t go here*.

At medium, they will be unmade.

At worst, they will be *changed*.

You might think they could avoid this by simply flying through the pit, right? Oh, would that it were so simple. Remember the flames that burn up reality? Hell is an alchemical reaction of exploding space and logic and time and souls. You try flying through a place that is not a place, where up and down can hardly agree on which is which for more than an instant.

But there is a way around this. It was originally discovered by the guardian angel Cambiel. You see, under Cambiel’s protection was a woman named Ruth. Ruth was a shining light who Cambiel cared for greatly.

Ruth, in turn, had a woman she cared for very much. And, sadly, a demon had stolen Ruth’s love away from her.

“Do not follow her,” warned Cambiel, “for if you follow your heart through the gates of perdition, I cannot go with you.”

“Sorry, babe,” replied Ruth, “but I am *very* gay and *very* romantic and that has made me reckless.”

And Cambiel nodded sadly, for all of this was true and good.

But as Ruth walked the lonely, tortured path into the underworld, an idea occurred to Cambiel.

Sure, they couldn’t walk or fly into hell, but maybe they could *ride* there.

Now, a fully grown horse could not hope to navigate the depths beneath the world, for their sense of self-preservation was too strong. An adult horse would flee from the screams of imploding souls and the winding geometry of impossibly winding roads.

But a young horse? With a child’s innocence, with bright young eyes, who had not yet been tricked into believing in its mortality?

That was a mount that could bear an angel (who was, after all, light enough to dance on the head of a pin) into the fearful caverns of the beyond. Honestly, the little horse seemed weirdly enthused about the whole thing.

And so did Cambiel guide a pair of reckless and romantic (and useless) lesbians out of hell.

When the pair thanked the angel, all they said was this:

“Don’t thank me, thank the little horse. It turns out … foals rush in where angels fear to tread.”

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piosplayhouse · 1 day

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pio i got a new horse a month ago and i was looking up his sire to see if i could find any info about him and. there are multiple pictures of him on pinterest??? theres one right here in tumblr??? why does my boy have a socialite as a father

HELLO you got the heir to an empire omg... Does he have a silly registered pedigree name like gay drag queen or something like that

Also you don't have to but if you would like to share.. a picture of your new horse.... 🥺🥺🥺

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allwomenjointhe4bmovement · 1 day

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"Yeah, block celebrities for not speaking about Palestine"

You'd have to be the stupid3st person alive if you're actully convinced that blocking celebrities is having any sort of positive impact or making any kind of change!

Do you really think the kids under rubble in gaz4 are concerned with the number of followers Kim Kardashian has!?

WHERE TF WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN WOMEN AND GIRLS IN IRAN WERE (AND STILL ARE) GETTING K1LLED FOR NOT COVERING THEIR HAIR!?

WHERE TF WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN GLOBAL TEMPERATURES REACHED RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS AND GOVERNMENTS WERE STILL FUNDING LITERAL PLANET DESTROYING OIL PROJECTS!???(THEY'RE STILL DOING THAT!)

WHERE TF WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN STUDIES CAME OUT REVEALING THAT YOU ALL ARE FUNDING THE G3N0CIDE OF BILLIONS OF FARM ANIMALS FOR A FKING BURGER, WHICH IS LEADING TO INSANE AIR POLLUTION, HABITAT LOSS AND SPECIES EXTINCTION!???

WHERE TF WAS THIS ENERGY WHEN UGANDA CREATED A D3ATH PENALTY BILL FOR BEING LESBIAN OR GAY? (ITS LITERALLY CALLED "K1LL THE GAYS BILL"). WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BISEXUALS IN SOUTH AFRICA WERE HELPING MEN LURE LESBIANS OUT OF HIDING TO GET R4PED!???

But when it's P4lestine, suddenly everyone's an activist!? Drop the act and get off your fking high horse!

Now it's "where are the feminists when women in gaza need pads", "where are the lgbt+ activists when gay people in Palestine are dy1ng" YOU LITERALLY DON'T GAF ABOUT PALESTINIANS! You're just using their suffering to throw shade at people you already didn't like!

We all know you don't give any other oppressed group going through just as much, THIS level of attention and "support"!

This is a trend!!!! A trend that will go away and you all will go back to acting like the terrible hypocritical human beings that you are!